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Happy New Year!
I hope you have a good year ahead of you.
I hope we can spend this year without any equipment or trouble.
I'd like to call four people now.
Skype on!
Please...
Please go...
Please connect...
Happy New Year!
So, it's New Year and everyone is doing cosplay related to this year.
I'm happy.
What is your costume now, Oshima-san?
I'm Tamukei-san.
You're not Tamukei-san.
You're Shishimai.
Shishimai.
And you, Yokoyama-san?
And you, Kitahara-san?
I'm Tatsu.
Tatsu.
Tatsu-dashi!
That's a cute Tatsu.
And you, Kitahara-san?
Yes! Of course, last year I won the league and I'm wearing a Chinese Dragons uniform.
So you're a Dragon.
Oh, that's why!
Yes, that's why.
When I won the league last year...
Can you tell me about your costume?
It was Asao-san's costume.
Asao-san is cool!
I like Asao-san because she's like Komori and Mika-chan.
The staff must have misunderstood me.
I like Ibata-san so I asked the staff to prepare number 6 for me.
I understand. I'm sorry about that.
Thank you for your new year's resolution.
But...
But it's New Year so it doesn't matter.
If it's something good, don't say it.
And you, Sashihara-san, what school is this?
Fuji-san.
Since it's New Year...
Mount Fuji!
We wish you a happy new year!
Fuji!
Fuji is Japan's best mountain!
Everyone, if you have any resolutions for this year, let's hear it!
Oshima-san!
Yes!
What kind of year do you want it to be?
I'm the same age as you.
Yes.
So...
I want it to be my year.
So I want it to be New Year-like.
I'll do my best with lettering this year.
You wrote it for lettering.
I like lettering, but I haven't done it recently.
I think I'm good at it.
I'm going to design letters and ads.
I'll do my best with lettering this year.
What kind of year do you want it to be?
I want it to be 2012.
I want to improve my speech and work as an actress.
I've never thought your speech was bad.
Really? I'm glad.
You have a lot of make-up on.
Make-up artist!
I'm sorry.
You have a lot of make-up on.
Did you take off your shirt?
It's too big for me.
What kind of year do you want it to be?
I'm trying not to set a goal every year.
I'm trying to do my best every year.
I want it to be a year deeper than last year.
I see.
I'm sure you all have thoughts for this year.
Will it be the year you want it to be?
I've prepared a special program for you.
It's called "Yonpara Fortune-telling Special".
Yay!
Yokohama-san, it's not the time for you to do some lettering.
This year's fortune-telling...
Oh, I was about to write "sashihara no sashi".
This year's fortune-telling...
will be presented by a fortune-teller.
Wow!
So...
I'm looking forward to it!
First of all, let's have the first fortune-teller appear.
Oh, many people are coming.
This person!
Yes, please come over here.
Yes, please.
Who is it?
So...
Could you please introduce yourself?
I'm Marian. Nice to meet you.
Marian-san.
Marian-san is...
a woman...
Well...
I'm not from this world.
So you're not from this world.
So you're like a phantom dragon.
That's right.
You're a phantom.
I'm a phantom.
That's what I think of you.
I think you're a phantom.
I'm a phantom.
So, we'd like to have Marianne tell us about you one by one.
Let's start with Mr. Oshima.
I'm looking at you all.
I think you're one of the most popular people.
I wonder if you have that kind of thing in the first place.
You have a very solid nose.
"Nose" means social fortune or...
Stop it! Listen to me seriously!
Do you understand me?!
It also represents wealth and fortune.
I think you have that kind of thing in the first place.
It's very important to me.
Could you also tell us about your hands?
My hands are different from yours.
I see.
People often say "strange hands" but...
Can you see the line between life and death?
I think you have your own ideas.
So, people often say "strange hands" but...
I've heard that before.
Have you?
I've heard that before.
Strange hands
I know what you're talking about.
Let's move on to Ms. Yokoyama.
Ms. Yokoyama has a great sense of creativity.
I saw your design earlier.
Lettering!
I think you should do it.
Especially in the future.
Really? Lettering in the future?
You have your own brand.
You have that kind of thing in the first place.
My dream is...
I want to be a singer.
But before that...
I'm saying this for the first time...
I want to build a school of dancing and singing.
You want to build a school?!
Yes!
That's a great dream!
I want to be a ticket student.
That's a great dream!
I also want to go to a dance school.
You want to go to a dance school?
Yes, I do.
How much is it?
It's expensive, isn't it?
Is it?
If it's expensive, it's about 100,000 won.
Expensive?!
But it's a professional course, right?
Expensive!
Sensei, you're also a professional, right?
But, you know...
It's too much!
But, you're not that professional, right?
Hey! Don't say that!
Maybe you'll become a professional in the future, right?
Maybe it's good for you to become a professional from now on.
What do you think about that dream?
Well, looking back at my life,
I'm very impressed with my middle school years.
So, I think a woman with an impressionable middle school years is suitable for a career woman or a job woman.
I think it's good for you to do anything positive this year.
Oh, isn't it good?
Thank you very much.
Well, let's have Ms. Kitagawa take a look at it.
Ms. Kitagawa, you know...
How is it?
Well...
It's a language school, right?
If you do a lot of foreign-related things,
I think you'll be very lucky.
Foreign-related?
Yes.
Are you good at languages?
I'm happy!
I used to learn English a long time ago.
Oh!
So, in the future...
For example, in English...
Do you want to be an actress overseas?
Yes.
I hope you'll take that path.
Oh, I'm happy!
Angie! Hollywood!
Yes.
Johnny Depp!
She only said the word.
I see.
Well, let's have Ms. Sashihara take a look at it.
Yes, Ms. Sashihara...
Actually, this year...
Well, we can't really compare, but...
Out of the four of you...
Maybe you're the most ambitious city.
Oh!
Thank you!
Wow!
Ms. Sashihara, you know...
Actually, you have a potential for hard work and study.
For example, you have a potential for research and such.
Oh!
Is that true?
Do you do a lot of research?
That's right!
Oh!
Then, like...
Do you check out other girls' programs?
Oh!
For programs...
If an AKB member is on it, we record everything.
Oh!
That's amazing!
Amazing!
Can you show me your hands?
Your hands...
Ms. Yaguma, it's okay.
Hmm...
I want you to see my hands.
Show me your opposite hand.
Ah!
Show me your opposite hand.
Ah!
Ah...
What are you doing?
I'll hit you!
Hahaha!
I think it's good to find a theme and do something about it.
I see.
So, the first one was fortune-teller Ms. Marian.
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
Now, let's call the second fortune-teller.
Ms. Subaru Nakatsugawa!
Thank you!
Ms. Nakatsugawa has a nickname of "acoustic recorder".
"Acoustic recorder" is an amazing prediction method that uses a giant virtual library in space to find out details of day and time.
I don't know well while reading, but it's a giant virtual library.
Is this virtual library in space?
Yes, it is.
What is it like?
It's a virtual library, so you can imagine it as a classic library.
It's not about where in space it is, but it's a library within you or a library near Earth.
Ms. Sashihara, what's wrong?
I'm sorry, I can't trust you!
Hey!
I'm sorry!
Don't say that!
Everyone thinks like that!
That's not it. I believe in it.
Everyone has a library in their hearts, right?
That's right.
First of all, let's ask the fortune-teller about "not yet"'s fortune this year.
What do you think?
In the summer of 2012...
One more time, please.
In the summer of 2012...
Summer?
There will be an animation shooting, and "not yet" will be the main character.
"Not yet"?
Ms. Sashihara, "not yet" is wrong.
Didn't you write it in the library?
It's "not yet".
It's not "not yet".
"Not yet" is an English pronunciation.
It's "na-yet".
It's "not yet".
I see.
It's "not yet".
I see.
It's "na-yet".
It's "not yet".
It's "na-yet".
The pronunciation is too good.
Everyone thinks like that.
That's amazing.
Did you write it in the library?
She wrote it in the library and wrote it like that.
And you will be chosen as the main character.
Yes.
You did it last year?
I did it!
You did it last year?
I did it.
Wasn't it the result of 2011?
You did it!
I did it.
Sassy did the voice of an anime voice actor.
And our song "not yet" became the theme song.
Teacher, what are you doing?
She already did it.
That's right.
Teacher, didn't you say we should make it into an anime?
Make it into an anime?
"not yet" will be made into an anime.
These four will do the voice of an anime.
"not yet" will be used as the main character of the anime.
You didn't do it, did you?
We didn't do it.
I told you about it.
That's why it's "not yet the anime", isn't it?
That's right.
Let's talk about it one by one, starting with Ms. Oshima.
It's still suspicious. It's not suspicious!
In "Akashic Record", everything from past life to future life is written.
I've seen your past life as well.
Ms. Oshima is...
She's an Australian ballerina and an actual actress named Cleo de Merodo.
She's a world-famous actress and a dancer all her life.
She was also an actress in a movie.
Due to that influence, Ms. Oshima is expected to focus on dancing this year.
She's also getting offers from overseas.
She's a dancer overseas?!
Yes, especially when she's dancing with a South American culture.
She's getting offers from a person named Jay Jr.
Jay Jr.?!
How do you know that?!
"Akashic Record" is a TV show!
Everything is broadcasted!
There's definitely going to be an offer this year, right?
There is!
Jay Jr. is expected to dance a South American dance.
A South American dance...
Is it like Samba?
Yes, that's a South American dance.
But if you dance with a Brazilian pop culture in mind...
When the Olympics and World Cup are held in South America...
There's a high possibility that you'll be featured as a Japanese woman.
She's working in Brazil!
That's amazing!
I can't think of anything else to say...
You should've said that earlier!
Jay Jr. has a nickname like this, right?
That's right!
Are you getting calls from him?
Yes, I do.
Do you get calls from him?
I get both fax and calls.
Fax?!
How is it?!
She's definitely lying!
I'm not lying!
Jay Jr. is expected to dance a South American dance.
Initial A.R. is expected to dance a South American dance.
In October of this year, A.R. is expected to dance a South American dance.
Do you have a romantic relationship with that person?
We are attracted to each other.
But you like drawing, don't you?
Yes.
Don't you feel attracted to painters?
Do I feel it?
But I don't know.
I feel like I'm being told a fake story.
It's not a fake story. You will meet reality.
Is it reality?
I will remember it.
If nothing happens in 2013, I will go home.
Do you really want to go home?
Yes, I do.
How about you, YOKOYAMA?
YOKOYAMA is...
He was an Onmyoji in the Heian period.
An Onmyoji?
Wait a minute.
An Onmyoji is...
He was in the Heian period, wasn't he?
Yes, he was the master of Abenoseimei.
Who is he?
He lived the life of a man named YASUNORI of KAMO.
YOKOYAMA was in the Heian period, wasn't he?
I was told that I was a princess of the Heian period by fortune-telling.
It's close.
How about this year?
This year, we will appear in a commercial of Belgian cakes.
Belgian cakes?
Is it true?
What does "Belgian cakes" mean?
It's a cake that hasn't been released in Japan yet.
It's a cake that hasn't been released in Japan yet?
It has nothing to do with J.Junior.
Chocolate is used in it.
Is it made alone?
Yes.
It's amazing.
It's a work of a silver commercial.
You say it very clearly.
I envy you.
It's a cake that hasn't been released in Japan yet, but suddenly it's popular in Japan.
A cake that hasn't been released in Belgium yet is popular in Japan this year.
That's why it's famous in Japan.
I think this year's cake will be popular in Belgium.
By the way...
Is this a popular word?
Belgian cakes are popular words?
It's a cake that hasn't been released in Belgium yet.
What does the name of the cake say?
It says "h.m.".
"h.m."?
Why do you use "initial" in a virtual library?
There is a label.
I'm just saying it in a way that doesn't define it.
You have a lot of words.
This July 16th at 7:54 pm, you will receive a call from Yokoyama.
Is there a meeting?
It's close to a meeting, but this July 16th at 7:54 pm, you will receive a call from Yokoyama.
Let's memorize it.
July 16th at 7:54 pm, you will receive a call from Yokoyama.
You will receive a call from Kyoto.
Who will call you?
Your family will call you.
Yokoyama-san's family is from Kyoto?
Is your family from Kyoto?
Yes, we are from Kyoto.
Then you might get a call.
But if you see this, you might get a call.
That's right.
This is a good opportunity.
Don't do it, everyone.
Don't do it. Don't be conscious of it.
But if you see this, you might not call.
But you might have a reason to call.
You might have a reason to call.
I see.
What is it about?
I think it's an emergency.
An emergency.
It doesn't look like it.
It's written in "Family Library", isn't it?
Yes, it is.
What is it about?
It's a good story.
It's a good story and it's an emergency.
Yes, it is.
For example, what is it about?
I think it's about "come home with me".
"Come home with me"?
Is there something about it?
"Come home with me"?
Is there something about it?
I think there is something that will surprise you.
Like a surprise?
Yes.
Is it like "my sister is getting married"?
I think it's something like that.
Can you tell me more about it?
As I say it, it keeps changing.
So it's better to keep it a secret for a while.
I see.
Of course you know what it is about.
I know what it is about.
She is funny.
I think so, too.
She is funny.
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