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Yonparachristmas special!
Merry Christmas!
This time, each member is cosplaying for Christmas.
Let's call them out!
Skype on!
What are they wearing?
Oh, I got it!
Oh!
What is this?
First of all, Ms. Oshima!
Yes!
Merry Christmas!
This is Santa Claus.
I brought you a souvenir.
Thank you, Santa Claus.
You look like a drunk old man.
And then, Ms. Kitahara!
Yes!
Oh, I got it!
This is a snowman.
It's a snowman with a full body.
It's cute!
Oh!
The snowman is cute!
And then, Ms. Sashihara!
Yes! A reindeer!
A reindeer!
Oh, it's cute!
And then, Ms. Yokoyama!
What is it?
I'm sorry, but...
A tree?
It's a tree!
Oh, it's a tree!
A tree?
What's that flower?
I put it on because it had something like a cat in it.
I don't think you should put anything on it.
By the way, does AKB have a party with everyone for Christmas or something like that?
Oh, Sashihara is off on the 25th.
Oh!
Honestly, it's impossible, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
I think you're working a lot.
But I don't have anything to do, so I'm at home.
Mr. Hitori! Mr. Gekidan!
Yes!
You know, this is a yakiniku restaurant.
Yes!
It's an all-you-can-eat restaurant.
Oh, it's an all-you-can-eat restaurant!
Yes! All-you-can-eat!
That's right. That's why we ordered it.
Yes!
By the way, don't you want to talk about Christmas a little more?
Don't you want to talk about Christmas a little more?
Are you going to cook yakiniku right away?
That's true.
Then, while you cook it, can you talk about Christmas?
If you've already ordered it, can you show me the meat?
Wow! It's huge!
Wow!
What is this?
Wow!
This is a special roast.
It's huge!
Wow!
This is one-step horse kalbi.
Wow!
It looks delicious!
It's huge! It looks delicious!
Wow!
Is it included in the food order?
Yes!
Wow!
It's very good!
Is it delicious?
It's cheese fondue.
Cheese fondue?
Yes!
I want to eat it!
How much is it in the food order?
Please look up such information in advance.
I think you will be asked about it.
Okay!
I will look it up on the Internet later.
Thank you!
Please grill it!
I will grill it!
Okay! Please grill it!
Everyone!
Ms. Oshima ate a lot there, so she is full now.
I'm full!
I'm sleepy now!
Hey!
I will film you again!
I think I will sleep soundly.
Please don't sleep!
Hey!
Don't sleep!
I will put a manicure on you!
Why do you put a manicure on me?
Why do you put a manicure on me all of a sudden?
Please put it on me!
Why do you write "tange danpei" all of a sudden?
What's going on?
Did you talk about it?
"tange danpei"!
Don't write it!
Okay!
By the way!
I think you will be excited about it!
What is it?
Look for Yonpara's present!
Wow! What is it?
Wow!
We would like to give you a Christmas present.
We asked you what you wanted in advance.
We hid the present where you are.
So, please find the present.
If you find the present, we will give you the present.
Is it only one person?
It's not only one person.
Anyone can do it within the time limit.
I will definitely find it!
The time limit is one minute!
One minute!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Okay!
What is it?
The present is hidden within the screen.
Isn't it strange?
Find the present!
Start!
What?
Ms. Oshima!
Where is it?
Ms. Oshima!
We are already starting.
Find the present!
Ms. Oshima!
Where is it?
Find it!
Why don't you find the present?
You bastard!
Okay!
There is no more time!
What is it?
There is no more time!
I will definitely find it!
Ten seconds!
There is no present!
Five! Four! Three! Two! One! Time's up!
The one who is most motivated is Ms. Oshiba! She found it!
The rest of the members are done!
I found it!
You can't do it! You can't do it!
Ms. Sashihara, you didn't make it in time!
Did I?
You didn't make it in time!
Ms. Sashihara, you are done!
What? I didn't make it in time!
You did!
No, you didn't. You are too late.
Ms. Oshiba is the only one who found the present within the time limit.
Ms. Oshiba! There is a present in it! Please show it!
What is it?
It is hard to see, so I found it right away!
That's right!
You can see it right away if you are not an expert!
I found it!
You are too late!
It is very cute!
What is it?
It is a rabbit costume!
The rabbit is winning!
It is a rabbit costume!
It is cute!
It is very cute!
It is cute!
You can make the rabbit wear clothes!
Moreover, it has a harness, so you can go for a walk!
Wow!
It is cute!
It is good!
You are happy about it, aren't you?
It is very cute!
Right?
Do you usually make the rabbit wear clothes?
No, I have never made it wear clothes.
It has a carrot in its pocket!
It is good!
Wow! It is cute!
The rabbit eats a lot of carrots!
The rabbit was born in September.
So, I don't make it go for a walk.
I make it go for a walk in my room!
In your room!
It is your first time wearing a rabbit costume, isn't it?
It is a walk!
By the way, what is the rabbit's name?
Hip!
Hip, please wear the costume!
Thank you!
I can't show you what is inside of it.
What?
Can you show me?
Of course!
Can you show me?
Yes!
Wow!
It is a jerky!
I want to eat it!
Did you want it?
Yes!
Awesome!
I wanted to eat jerky for a long time!
Yes!
And it is a good one! It is from IMAHAN!
IMAHAN doll store!
Wow!
IMAHAN jerky is sold!
I will eat it!
No!
I will tell you!
No!
I want to eat IMAHAN jerky!
And, what about you, Kitahara-san?
Kitahara-san...
Oh!
Headphones!
Oh!
This is also a cute headphone, isn't it?
It's really cute, even if it's pink.
Oh, isn't it nice?
Headphones are usually black in one color or something like that, right?
It's fashionable.
Hey!
It's dangerous!
It's impossible for me to ask you for a short hair and short hair.
Please!
It's impossible!
Please don't use a heart mark for short hair and short hair.
Yokohama-san, what was in it?
Oh!
What is this?
Aroma?
No, no, no! It's an aroma! I bought it!
Aroma! I wanted it!
I'm sorry, but we can't give it to you.
I'm glad you can't give it to me. And I already bought it for Yokohama's birthday present.
Oh, I see!
Oh, you already bought it?
Yeah.
Is it okay for me to say my birthday present like that?
Yeah, you said it.
I said it.
What do you mean "yeah"?
Okay, so this time, only Oshima-san got a present.
Furthermore, Yonpara and Kinta also got a present!
Really? Yay!
Thank you very much!
Okay, so...
Next is...
Yonpara Christmas Session!
Yay!
Since it's Christmas, the four of you should do a "Kiyoshi, This Night" session!
"Kiyoshi, This Night"?
Not "Kiyoshi, This Night". It's "Kiyoshi, This Night".
Sachihara-san will play the tambourine.
And...
Kitara-san will play the recorder.
Recorder!
Oh!
And...
Oh!
Yokohama-san will play the keyboard!
It's a keyboard!
And...
Oshima-san will...
Oh! A recorder!
Last time you were not good at it.
I don't want to be a recorder, I want to be a whistling!
Okay!
That's good!
So...
Um...
Since it's Christmas...
I will be in charge of singing.
And...
Sachihara will...
1, 2, 3...
Then you can start.
Okay!
Okay.
Okay, Sashihara-san.
I'll start.
1, 2, 3... 1, 2, 3...
Friday...
Tonight...
The star is...
Let's stop it!
It's impossible!
It doesn't work at all!
Yuko-chan, this is bad!
What are you doing? You're not sleeping at all.
You're only blowing your face.
I don't really blow my face.
Then don't say it!
I'll be the conductor.
Be the conductor.
Kitara-san, please sing.
I'm not good at singing, but it's okay.
I'm just doing it randomly.
Here we go!
1, 2, 3...
You're the conductor.
1, 2, 3...
Yuko-san, 1, 2, 3...
1, 2, 3...
Okay!
Friday...
Tonight...
Why?
The star is...
It doesn't work!
The light...
Is swallowed up...
Tears...
Are in my heart...
I feel like I'm about to cry.
What is this?
I'm about to cry and I'm getting sad.
It's like the first school of "Tenshin Love Song Wang".
They've never done music before.
I'd be impressed if this became the subject, but it ends badly.
What will you do?
There are two options.
Do you want to work harder and improve the quality?
Or do you want to stop doing this?
Let's stop.
Let's do something Christmas-like.
Let's say a special phrase for Christmas.
A special phrase for Christmas.
Write down what you want the other members to say.
What is it?
Is it something weird or not Christmas-like?
You want it to be Christmas-like and romantic, right?
That's right.
Ask Oshima-san to say it.
What is it?
I'm a weird old man.
Christmas-like?
Christmas-like.
It's cold!
It's really cold on Christmas.
When you're alone, it feels colder and colder.
But when you're together like this, it's warm.
That's right! I'm a weird old man!
What is this?
It's nothing!
What is this?
I don't know what you're trying to do!
It's now, right?
It's now?
Correct!
A big correct answer!
I thought of it, too!
Shouldn't you be a little more romantic with your lines?
Oh, I see!
Yeah!
I thought of a great dancer!
You can't do that because you'll be a weird old man!
Oh, I see!
Yeah!
Asahi Ara-san!
I thought of a great dancer!
Can you show me a sample?
A sample isn't my project!
Keyword!
The correct answer is "strawberry fruit"!
Oh, like Christmas!
Say it like Christmas!
Okay!
This is difficult!
It's been a while!
Ah!
Sorry!
I'm a little late for work!
I'm really sorry!
No, I've been trying to get out of the meeting!
But you know, the director is really, really...
Don't get mad like that!
On a Christmas day like this...
The correct answer is "strawberry fruit"!
What is this?!
What's going on?!
That's funny!
I love this project!
It's good!
It's funny!
This project is really funny!
To Yui!
Yes!
Is it me?
Huh?!
It's unfair!
Just stand there and do it!
I see. But we don't have air conditioners in the house, so it might be cold.
It's cold with an air conditioner.
What are you talking about?
I know. What should we do?
I can't hear the other person's voice.
I know.
I see.
What did you say "I see"?
We'll just stand there and do it!
What do you mean?
I really can't do this, so please tell me!
You don't like it, do you?
Furthermore...
I told you I like mochi!
This is Christmas-like...
Christmas-like...
Thank you for waiting!
I'm sorry for being late.
It's cold, isn't it?
Where do you want to go for dinner tonight?
You remember well, don't you?
That's why I told you I like mochi!
I don't know what you're talking about!
It ended up nicely, didn't it?
I should have said something weirder.
That's not a good topic!
It ends up nicely!
I'll do it!
When did you start eating beef jerky?!
It's a Christmas present!
That's no good!
It's a waste of food!
I won't eat it!
I'll do it!
I'm not sure if I can say something romantic like this...
Ms. Oshima...
Yes?
Get out of here, you piece of trash!
Can you say this in a romantic way?
Yes, I can.
Let's watch a movie together.
Sounds good. Let's watch a movie together in the helicopter.
Wow! It's really a helicopter. I didn't think I'd spend Christmas like this.
You know, when you're alone up in the sky like this,
don't you feel like you're different from the people below you?
Look! They're all walking, but you're so small!
Go to the toilet, you garbage humans!
That's terrible!
It's not romantic at all!
That's terrible!
But it's pretty good!
As expected of the project's inventor!
Sashihara-san, you didn't do it, did you?
Why don't you all pick a song you like?
Yes, let's do that.
Oh, I have a good one!
I like it, too!
Director, we're in trouble! The pig ran away!
Oh, I copied you a little, Gekiran!
It's funny!
I'd like to see it if you say it in a romantic way.
OK!
I copied you a little, Gekiran.
You're not a button, you're a pig!
Oh!
I feel like I'm going to give you a topic.
It's like you're going to give me an interesting topic.
No, it's up to you, Sashihara-san!
Yes!
Yes, Oshima-san!
Good job!
It's a topic, isn't it?
You should eat this wallet steak!
What is this wallet steak?
Don't you know it? "Button" and "pig"?
Oh, I don't know it!
Oh!
It's that famous line!
It's funny!
That's what my friend said.
"Button" and "pig"?
Well, Sashihara-san, please choose one and make it a topic!
Well, shall I say it in a dramatic way?
Director, we're in trouble! The pig ran away!
I'll say it in a romantic atmosphere of Christmas!
Yes!
Oh!
I have an image of it!
Yes!
What Christmas song would you like me to play for you?
"Mariah Carey"?
Oh!
"Mariah Carey", right?
Yes!
"Mariah Carey", right?
Okay!
Here is "Mariah Carey"'s Christmas song!
Here you go!
Well...
I'm sorry I can't be with you much because of my job.
Every day...
I clean up...
I'm sorry again today...
for coming all the way to me.
First of all, thank you for coming all the way to this farm.
You know...
I...
I really don't want to ruin this atmosphere.
But... let me say it.
Director...
I'm in trouble.
Utagawa...
ran away.
That's great!
The one you were dating was the director!
It was a dangerous relationship.
It was a secret relationship.
I didn't want to ruin this romantic atmosphere.
I didn't want to say it.
But you called him "director".
Yes, I called him "director".
I called him "director" just for that.
I see.
That's great!
Yeah!
So...
Everyone is amazing!
Everyone did their best!
So...
This time...
Ms. Oshima made this project.
And everyone did this.
It's Christmas!
I want to give you this.
Merry Christmas!
I'm happy!
I didn't do anything.
Thank you!
Merry Christmas!
Reality is a silent self.
Let's hear about Not Yet's fortune this year.
In summer of 2012...
Summer?
There was an animation shoot and Not Yet was chosen as the main character.
Um...
Not Yet in the first place.
Not Yet is not a teacher.
Didn't you write that in your book?
It's Not Yet!