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I'm scared! I'm scared!
I'm scared!
Is it okay to show me that face? I'm scared!
Let's continue!
This is impersonation of Daruma!
You are wearing make up.
You are wearing make up during the show.
You are wearing make up, aren't you?
Something got in my eye.
I know. I know.
I can't help it.
I am worried about something getting in my eye.
Daruma fell down.
Yes.
It is impersonation of Daruma.
Impersonation.
You know about Daruma falling down, don't you?
I don't know.
Please do it while impersonating.
What do you mean?
For example, if B and Takeshi said "I fell down",
please stop while impersonating.
I don't know. Please do it.
I can't stop.
But you can do it at that moment.
Please do it.
For example...
Wait! Hitori! Hitori!
Yes.
Am I there?
You are.
You are there.
What is this?
Aoyama and Daruma, what is going on?
You are there.
What?
I was trying to explain the rules.
You are there.
I can't see your faces at all.
I am worried about you.
Are you okay?
You can see me, right?
We can see you.
I can see you.
Can't you see Hitori?
I can't see you.
The others can't see you.
Daruma is there.
Yuko, you are bad at impersonating.
Daruma-san fell down.
Why do you like impersonating so much?
Kiara-san, is everyone doing it?
Kiara-san.
Daruma-san fell down.
He is not impersonating.
Everyone is doing it well.
Daruma-san fell down.
Everyone is doing it well.
Everyone is not moving.
Daruma-san fell down.
Just a little more.
In the end, the person who makes a weird face towards the camera wins.
Everyone is still far apart.
Kiara-san, are you ready?
Daruma-san fell down.
Kiara-san.
I'm sorry,
but you are doing it alone.
I'm so embarrassed to do it alone.
I'm sorry.
Is the video not back yet?
Is it not back yet?
I can't see anyone at all.
Let me check the stack.
Do you want me to restore it or do you want me to do it like this?
We will restore it.
We will restore it!
Stop for now!
I want everyone's understanding of this,
but Kitara-san's equipment doesn't work well.
I'm thinking of moving forward without Kitara-san, what do you think?
Yes, it's a good idea.
But we have to wait like this.
But we don't have much time.
No problem at all.
Oojima-san, is it okay?
It's okay.
Oojima-san gave us permission.
It's okay.
Oojima-san is now at...
Medesico Sushi.
This is a strange sushi restaurant, isn't it?
Yes, the person who is holding the sushi is a woman.
All of them.
Because of Medesico Japan.
I see.
Please come closer to the camera.
I'm Chizu-san.
Chizu-san!
Chizu-san is also cute!
She's cute!
How old are you now, Chizu-san?
You're too close!
Hello, Chizu-san!
I'm sorry for making you get used to me.
How old are you now, Chizu-san?
How old are you?
I'm 25 years old.
She's 25 years old.
Can you hold sushi?
Yes, I can hold it.
You can't hold sushi that easily, can you?
How long did you train for it?
I trained for about two weeks.
You trained for about two weeks!
I practiced making sushi all day.
It was supposed to be opened in a week.
But it was too long.
I was cutting it earlier.
But it was too long.
I see.
You made it because Medesico Japan won the competition, didn't you?
No, I didn't.
You didn't?
I opened it a year ago.
That's amazing!
You opened it before Medesico Japan won?
That's amazing!
You opened it at a great timing!
Isn't there less customers if you won first place in LADESICO JAPAN?
I was asked if it was a shop of the soccer line.
I'm sorry, Yokana-san. I've been showing you Tteokbokki for a while, but you didn't care about it.
I was talking about you.
You brought Tteokbokki, didn't you?
Yes, thank you for the meal!
Go ahead and eat it!
Ms. Ojima!
Can you give me a quiz?
Before that, can I ask you for one of the specialties of this shop?
Sure!
Since it's made by girls, there is something called "dekomaki".
I want to see it!
Let me show you.
It's cute!
Here it is! Ms. Ojima made it for me!
LADESICO Sushi!
It's cute!
It's amazing!
It's like a caravan.
It's cute!
What's inside of it?
Since you like it, it's made of cheese!
Since I like it, it's made of cheese and eggs!
Please eat it!
Thank you for it!
It looks delicious! What should I eat it with?
As it is!
My ears...
Please eat it!
Is it a rabbit?
It's an egg!
Please eat it!
I'll eat it since it's sushi!
Thank you for it!
I'll eat it since it's sushi!
- This is cream cheese, right? - That's right.
- Wow, it's delicious! - Wow!
Does cream cheese and sushi go well together?
Yeah! It's kind of sweet and...
Um...
- The sushi becomes softer. - Hey, I want to try it too!
- It's sweeter. - Yuko-chan?
Oh!
Um, did you get it out of your eyes, Sashihara- san?
- It really hurts, actually! - It's delicious!
It's okay, just get it out of your eyes for real!
I'm worried about you, too!
- I'm scared! I'm scared! - Oh, you're scared!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
- Is it okay for you to show me that face? I'm scared! - I'm scared!
I even forgot what I was doing just now!
- What corner was it again? - Can I give you a quiz?
Yes! That's right!
We were supposed to do a "Nadeshiko Sushi Quiz" here, right?
- Yes! I'd like to give you a "Nadeshiko Sushi Quiz"! - Okay!
- Okay, Chizu-san! - Please!
What is your dream for the future?
- Oh! - Yes!
- Yes! Yokoyama-san! - No, Sashihara-san, I'll give you a hint!
- Soccer player! - No!
- Oh, you're wrong!
- Yes! Yokoyama-san! - I'm telling you, I'll give you a hint!
- You're raising your hand all the time! - Working at a grocery store!
- No, it's not like that at all! - No, it's not like that at all!
- Give me a hint! - Give me a hint!
- Gekidan-san has a hint! - Huh? A hint from me?!
- Even though I don't know the answer?! - Gekidan - san doesn't know?!
- Your dream job is something that everyone would like to do!
- Even though I don't know it! - I think it's something for everyone.
- Maybe girls don't like it. - That's right!
- I like eating sushi with wasabi. - Ah!
- Ah!
Ah!
Ah, but that's right! Just a bit more… Half a voice!
- Half a voice! - Half a voice!
- Last talk about comedians?
- Hmm, if I had to choose one, AtsuAtsu Oden may be…
- Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah! - Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! - Yes! You're correct!
- Ah! - Yes!
- 'Reaction comedian'! - Correct!
- Correct! Bravo! - Not quite!
- I thought it'd be Dachshau club or something.
- I said the same thing.
I want to talk about something else.
What is it?
I have something to say.
In the past, I was sent by people around me and auditioned as an Otaku.
Audition as an Otaku?
I don't know anything about it.
I'm a girl, so I thought you were an idol.
The moment I went there, the producer appeared in a gym uniform and a tricycle and asked me to do something.
Who is that producer?
Who is it?
It's suspicious.
Was there a producer in a gym uniform and a tricycle in Otaku?
It was a young person.
A young person?
Don't you let the troupe manager do it?
Ume-chan?
Ume-chan can't do that.
Isn't he cool?
Is it Ogino-san?
Who is it?
Isn't it Ogino-san?
It's Ogino-san.
Ogino-san?
Ogino-san can't do that.
Isn't it Ogino-san?
Vice president.
Vice president can't do that.
I want to see it.
Vice president.
I don't know who it is.
Was it really an Otaku?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Where is the agency?
It's in Yotsuya.
Then it's an Otaku.
I see.
Chie-san, I'm looking forward to the day we can perform together.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much. It was delicious.
Thank you very much.
Now, the quiz is...
Yokoyama-san got the first question right.
Yay! I got the second one right.
And so...
Here...
Rumor has it that Kitara-san has come back.
Let's call her out.
Kitara-san!
Yes!
Welcome back!
I'm back!
Can you all see me?
We can see you!
No audio problems!
Yes, we can hear you all.
Rumor has it...
A cat jumped on you and pushed you.
That's right!
A cat jumped on my computer and pushed me.
But it's very cute.
Can you introduce us to a cat?
Your favorite cat!
My favorite is...
It's a Russian Blue...
Eri... Eri-chan!
Eri-chan!
Call her out!
Eri-chan, where are you?
Oh, Eri-san!
Eri-san is over there.
Call her out!
But I'm not attracted to cats at all!
I'm sorry!
Come here!
Eri-chan!
I hate you!
I hate you so much!
Introduce me!
Eri-chan!
Eri-chan, right?
Eri-chan, I quit.
What? You quit?
Eri-chan, I quit.
Who should I choose? Who is good?
Champ! Chan-chan!
Chan-chan, come here.
Introduce Chan-chan.
Show her.
Come here, Chan-chan.
She doesn't look like a cat at all.
What are you doing?
She doesn't look like a cat at all.
Eri-chan, how about you?
You don't look like a cat at all, do you?
Yes, you did.
You ran away from me the other day, didn't you?
In Kobe.
You did?
Yes, you did.
Oh, manager! Wait for me, manager!
I have one last favor to ask you.
What?
Is she the manager?
Oh, cute!
Cat!
Cute!
She looks like a cat that would appear in "Ghibli".
Don't go! Don't go!
Don't go!
She doesn't look like a cat at all.
You can't do that!
I've never said I'm a cat lover, but how many cats are there in total?
How many cats are there in total?
There are 21 cats.
By the way, does anyone have a cat?
No one has a cat.
What about dogs?
No one has a dog either.
No one has a pet either.
Rabbit!
Why did you buy a rabbit again?
I was going to buy a rabbit, but I thought I'd buy a handbag, but it was hard and I made it a rabbit.
That's good for an idol.
Shall we move on to the next game?
I completely forgot, everyone!
Daruma-san fell!
That's right!
That's what you were trying to do in the first place!
Please show me your hands.
For example, if Daruma-san fell...
Oh, if B and Takeshi-san fell, you go like this and when you stop, you go like "you idiot!"
Did you understand?
You're good!
Okay, everyone! Please step back!
Okay, here we go!
Takeshi-san fell!
What are you doing?!
You guys are doing it properly!
Wait, I'll do it!
Sashihara-san, one more time, please!
Hurry up and do it!
That's almost like Inoki-san!
Yokoyama-san, did you do it properly?
Yes!
One more time, please!
I'll do it!
It's the other way around!
It's usually like this!
The other way around!
Oshiba-san, did you do it properly?
Yes!
That's good!
Kitagawa-san, what did you do?
I did nothing!
I know what you mean, but you don't usually say "nothing", do you?
You guys are doing it pretty well!
I'll do it!
Kinpachi-sensei said...
What is it?!
Kinpachi-sensei!
Please check this out!
Oshiba-san, what did you do?
What is it?!
You don't say "what is it?!"
You only say "what is it?!"
And Yokoyama-san?
I'm Kinpachi.
I don't know what you're talking about!
You don't usually say "I'm Kinpachi."
You only say "I'm Kinpachi."
Sashihara-san, what did you do?
What is it?!
She said "what is it?!"
Kitagawa-san, what did you do?
I'm Kitagawa-san!
Kitagawa-sensei!
You guys are doing pretty well!
Let's continue!
Ken Shimura fell!
What is it?!
Sashihara-san, it's Ken Shimura!
As expected, everyone is unified with Aiin!
And As always, Oshima-san's Aiin has high quality!
As expected!
Everyone, please watch and learn from Oshima-san's Aiin!
Yes!
Now, let's continue!
Michael Jackson has fallen!
Who is it?
It's Michael Jackson!
Yokoyama-san, out!
No, it's "thriller".
Oh, you were doing "thriller".
Yes.
OK, OK, OK.
The person who kissed the screen in the end wins.
Next, so if you're not good at it, you might all score a goal.
Here we go!
Tamura Masakazu-san fell down and...
He's away!
There's one person who's away!
Why?
Imaizumi-kun, Imaizumi-kun.
Um...
Everyone, it's good that you're trying hard to imitate me, but...
If Daruma-san also focuses on the part where he fell down...
Um... Especially Yojima-san, I don't know what "being away" means.
What is it, Imaizumi-kun?
He moved! Out!
Oh, crap!
You can't do that, Daruma-san, if you move like that!
OK.
The next one might decide it all.
Um...
The next one is...
Antonio Inoki fell down and...
Fight!
Be strong!
Fight!
If you're not strong, you can't do anything!
Is there a fool who thinks about losing in front of a house?!
OK, Yokoyama-san, please.
One...
Two...
Three...
Four...
It's just Antonio Yokoyama, so...
Out!
OK.
It's a one-on-one fight between Sashihara-san and Kitahara-san.
Momoi Kaori-san fell down and...
Esquitx...
You don't have to do it.
You don't have to do it. Shut up.
Esquitx...
Sashihara-san's "esquitx" is pretty good.
Esquitx...
One more time, please.
Esquitx...
Where are you looking at?
Esquitx...
Um...
Don't you forget to kiss the camera in the end?
I can't kiss the camera because it's embarrassing!
Ah, I see.
So, in the end, should we decide by just impersonating each other?
Yes, let's do that.
OK.
OK, what should we do?
Chibimaru-san.
Sorry, who is Chibimaru-san?
Chibimaruko-san.
Chibimaruko-chan, right?
OK, Chibimaruko-chan.
I don't know what kind of image you have.
OK, Kitahara-san, please.
Here we go.
Tama-chan is good.
Even if you don't have homework, you can study.
Wow!
You remembered it! You remembered it!
Chibimaruko-chan is like that!
Wow! It's Tarako-san! It's Tarako-san!
Sashihara-san, you are in a pinch.
Please do your best.
But I have confidence in Chibimaruko-chan.
Here we go.
Chibimaruko-chan, you are in a pinch.
But I have confidence in Chibimaruko-chan.
Chibimaruko-chan, you are in a pinch.
Reality is a silent self.
This program is brought to you by FACE GROUP.
Go ahead.
Ama-chi, you should go to the bathroom.
Chibimaruko-chan, do you say such a thing?
Do you say "go to the bathroom"?
What kind of game is that?
Chibimaruko-chan, which one do you choose?
Yui, you should decide.
Yui-chan, you should decide.
I don't know what to say.
You don't know what to say?
Go to the bathroom.
I don't know what to say.
I choose Chibimaruko-chan.
Chibimaruko-chan, you are in a pinch.
Congratulations!
Thank you very much!
Yonpara Christmas Special!
Keyword is "strawberry fruit".
Please say it like Christmas.
This is difficult.
I'm sorry.
I'm late for work.
I'm really sorry.
I've been trying to get out of the meeting.
But the director said, "Don't be angry."
The correct answer is "strawberry fruit".