AISubs v3.5
Write your title!
What is it?
Everyone, I think you have an acrylic board at home. Please prepare it.
It's heavy.
It's quite heavy.
This acrylic board...
The screen of the computer reflects on the acrylic board and we can see it.
Look at this! This is a cafe's video. It's playing now.
A cafe's video? What does it look like?
I want to see how everyone's computers look like.
It's not different from the screen I'm looking at.
There's a TV on top of the cafe and it reflects.
I don't care about that.
It looks like you're really excited.
Look! It reflected well.
Oh, I see. This is how it looks like.
Yes.
This is good. I want you to write down your titles.
I'm going to write down my title.
If you write it as it is, it will reflect on the screen.
So please write it in reverse.
Do you understand?
Ahem!
Okay.
It says, "Don't kill Oshima-san."
Can you move the camera a little higher?
No, that's a crime.
That's a crime.
I didn't do it!
But you did it!
I didn't do it!
Please forgive me!
But you can't see the reflection at all.
That's why I didn't do it!
But there was chocolate in your bag, right?
There wasn't!
I'll call the police.
Ah, I'm bored.
I'm bored all of a sudden.
I had a lot of fun.
Okay, everyone, please set it up.
Okay, everyone.
Please write it down.
When you're done writing it down, say the title goal.
Okay?
Oshima-san will say "yo."
Yokoyama-san will say "pa."
And Sashira-san will say "za."
That's it.
Okay, please write it down.
Please write it down.
Oh, it's not in the frame.
This is weird. I tried so hard to explain it.
It's not going well.
You did it.
This is difficult.
How do I tell her?
Look, she's tearing up.
She's struggling.
Hmm...what should I do?
Is that enough?
Can't be helped.
Yeah, that's her.
Look!
Yeah, I saw it. I saw it.
Okay, let's hear the title call.
One, two...
Yonpara!
Okay, so...
Sashihara-san!
Yes?
Umm...
Do you feel like you're different from the others?
A little bit.
By the way, what does that snake eat?
What does this snake eat to live?
It's a mouse!
That's amazing!
I think the mouse you just ate is just around your neck.
That's right! It's really fat, so it can eat any number of mice.
It's very energetic!
Don't you all want to hold a snake and hold it for a long time?
No way!
Let's do it someday!
No!
You can do it with your face, but I don't think you can do it with a snake.
So, we did a fashion check here before!
So, everyone, please step back so you can see your own fashion.
All of us?
Yes!
Let's start with Ms. Oshima!
Today's fashion point is a snake!
I know that point, but can you tell me about your fashion?
I'm wearing old-fashioned shoes, trendy socks, short pants, blouses, and a red beret.
And I'm wearing a snake!
What do you mean by "old-fashioned shoes"?
Old-fashioned shoes are shoes that old men often wear.
Oh, you call them "old-fashioned shoes"!
That's right!
Wow!
Ms. Yokoyama, would you like to tell us about your fashion?
I'm wearing a lesson dress.
Oh, so that's what you wear for lessons!
I happened to wear something like this!
Wow!
Ms. Kitahara!
Today, I'm wearing an orange long-sleeved shirt that looks like it's been sold on TV.
In addition, I'm wearing an old-fashioned thin jacket and even thinner pants.
Check it out!
Now, let me show you!
Today, I'm wearing a brown knit, a black check shirt, denim pants and boots.
And I'm wearing a chocolate accessory.
Which one of us was the cutest?
Point at me!
Oh! Ms. Oshima, don't point at yourself!
I think Ms. Hebi was cuter than me.
Me too!
What about you, Ms. Yokoyama?
It's Ms. Yuko, not Ms. Hebi.
What about you, Ms. Kitahara?
It's Ms. Hebi!
Ms. Hebi got one gold coin!
Thank you!
Here you are!
Thank you!
Here you are!
Thank you!
The next game is...
Ms. Daruma fell down
Yeah!
Let's play "Ms. Daruma fell down"
Okay!
Please stay away from your computers.
Okay!
Let's play "Ms. Daruma fell down"
The rules are basically the same as "Ms. Daruma fell down"
But in the end, the person who kissed the computer camera wins!
Okay!
Let's play!
Ms. Daruma fell down
Ms. Sashihara is out!
You don't like men in theaters, do you?
I don't!
You don't like them!
After I turned around, I walked for about two steps.
You're late with your voice!
I'm using that voice again, but it won't work this time.
It's been improved.
Okay.
Okay, you can rest now.
To be honest, Kitahara-san was a little suspicious, too.
Then eat a cheesecake.
I'm strict about this.
Okay, here we go!
Daruma-san fell!
Kitahara-san is out!
Really?
You like those two in the middle, don't you?
You're trying too hard.
You have to be careful with Yokoyama-san.
You like those two in the middle.
Yokoyama-san hasn't progressed at all since earlier.
Riki-chan is eating salmon, too.
Here we go!
Daruma-san fell!
Both of you are out?
Isn't this a rematch?
There may be a rematch problem, but we'll use a draw for now.
Here we go!
Daruma-san fell!
It's safe, right?
Daruma-san fell!
No matter how you look at it, you're out.
What should we do?
There's nothing we can do about it.
Daruma-san fell!
Yokota-san, out!
I was out just now.
You were completely out.
It's a shame.
Oshima-san, you're still alone, but you can't win unless you kiss.
Daruma-san fell!
Oh, it's moving forward.
Will it be decided in the next round?
Daruma-san fell!
Who kissed the snake?
Because I'm here.
So, the snake gets one gold coin.
Snake, I'm here.
What will you do if your wish comes true?
Snake, hurry up and become human.
This one didn't move at all.
Good one.
So, Kitara-san, since you're here at a sushi restaurant...
What will we do?
I think we'll play around with sushi.
Yes, since you're here.
I heard you have some unusual sushi.
That's right.
I have some unusual sushi here, so I'd like to introduce them.
Hey, Taishou!
Taishou!
Can we have anago camembert, please?
Huh? Anago sabameert?
What's sabameert?
Camembert?
Yes, there's a cheese camembert.
Anago camembert.
But it's cheese, right? It looks good.
You like cheese, don't you?
I think anything goes well with cheese.
That's true.
How about scallops?
Anything goes well with it.
Tashiara-san, how about scallops?
I can't grill scallops.
I think you can't use small fossil fuels.
I can't grill the part that looks like liver that I want you to grill the most.
That's scary.
You should grill it properly.
It's a cafe, so why don't you grill it from the back?
Oh, that's good!
Hey, someone...
You're a great person.
But do you have the authority to grill scallops from the back?
No, I don't.
I have a favor to ask you today.
It's hard to grill scallops.
Can you grill it from the back?
Oh, I see.
It seems like you have that authority.
Tashiara-san, do you have that authority?
Oh, I don't have it.
Thank you.
Please do it.
Thank you for your hard work.
You have the power to grill scallops.
I don't have that power.
Did you make it?
What was the menu?
Anago Camambelle.
It looks delicious.
I haven't shown you yet.
I'm confused.
The light is too bright.
Where is the light coming from?
Is there cheese on top of anago?
I saw it.
It's fashionable.
It looks like a dessert.
Is it grilled cheese?
It looks like grilled Camambelle cheese on top of anago.
It looks delicious.
Please eat it.
I will eat it.
Please eat it.
You ate it in one bite.
I don't know.
It's close.
Please give me your impression.
The melted cheese goes well with anago.
It's like eating something different from sushi.
Where is it?
It's a restaurant.
Can you give me your phone number?
No.
Please don't.
Please look for it yourself.
I will check it when I go there next time.
Can you give me your phone number?
Can you change it to an easy-to-remember name?
Please show me again.
An easy-to-remember name.
It's Tokyo 03.
Cona...
Conats...
Cona...
Conatswa!
- Conatswa... - Conatswa... - Halo! Halo!
- Conatswa Halo, right? I don't know what you're saying. - Conatswa... Halo...
- I don't know what you're saying at all. - Conatswa Halo...
- Dario-san, you probably know this on the internet. - Conatswa!
Thank you.
Now...
Let's move on to the next game.
"4% Common Quiz"!
- Yay! - Yay!
Okay, so...
Here's a common quiz that's all over the streets.
I've seen it before!
These are all common sense questions.
- Everyone... - Yes?
Make sure you don't write anything red here, okay?
- Please use your brains and guess correctly. - Yes!
The person with the most correct answers in the end will win gold.
- Okay! - Yes!
Okay, then...
Let's move on to the first question.
First question!
Who is this person?!
Okay.
- I know him! - Who is this person?
- Yes! - Yes!
- No jokes? No jokes? - No jokes.
- I'll write seriously. - Of course!
- Don't say "You're a joker" after you write it. - I won't say that.
- But, Sashara-san, you better not joke. - Huh?
- I'm kidding! I'm kidding! - Write it seriously. - Do you really want it or not? Do you really want it or not? - You better write it seriously. - Yes.
- Then, please write it correctly. One, two, and...
- Huh? - Oshima-san and Sashara-san wrote "ganji".
- And...
- For some reason, you two wrote the same mistake. - Huh? "gan-di"?
- "gan-di"? - It's "gan-di".
- What's with that fashionable way of saying it? - It's "gan-di" past "gan-ji".
- I think it's different depending on the publisher of the textbook. - Ah, but when you say it like that...
- I thought you might be right, but you don't say it that strongly. - Well, that's true.
- Then, let's look it up on the internet. - Yes.
- Recently, I've been thinking that you're a good person, Gekidan-san. - Wait, wait.
- We talked about how you were like before. - I didn't think you were a bad person before, but...
- When I see you like this, I know you're a really good person. - Ah, I see.
- So, "gan-di" is correct, right? - Ah! I just found out! "gan-di" is correct!
- Yay!
- Maybe, depending on the generation, "gan - ji" and "gan-di" might be called differently.
- Ah, it might be a little different. - Definitely, our adult generation used to be called "gan-ji".
- So, let's move on to the second question! Keep up the good work! - Yes!
- The second question is "what is the name of this building?" - I don't know. - Eh? What is this?
- Where is it? Is it Spain? Where is it? - Eh?
- What is it? I don't know. - I don't know at all. - Of course, you might have seen it before.
- Wow, that snake is always looking at the camera. - Yeah, it's always looking at us. It's so quiet.
- Yeah, it's so quiet. Looking at it like this, it's starting to look a little cute. - Yeah, it's cute.
- Wow, that's amazing. - Snakes are a little cold.
- It's so cold that it feels good. - Ah, that's right. - But it's soft, soft, soft, smooth, smooth, smooth.
- It's soft, isn't it? - It's so soft. - Did you write it down? - Yes!
- So, what is the name of this building, everyone? One, two, three! - Don! - Don!
- Oshima-san wrote "sagurada familia". - Sagurada familia. - And Yokoyama-san...
- Eh, Yokoyama-san, are you rewriting it now?! - Is there anyone who is this bold and cheeky?!
- Eh, ah, "mou wakarimasen" came up. - Hmm... - Eh, and Kitahara-san wrote "european cathedral". - "european big cathedral".
- Eh, "sagurada familia"... - Eh?!
- Tashiya-san, what is this? - Kyoto's representative... Kyoto's tower!
- Kyoto's representative?! - What does it mean? - It's like a representative building.
- Eh, is this in Kyoto? - I thought Kyoto had a lot of old buildings...
- I used to live in Kyoto, but there wasn't one like this. - If Kyoto had a building like this, I'd be surprised.
- Eh, Oshima-san, you got it right! - Yay! - "sagurada familia".
- How did you know? - I didn't learn it at all. - You didn't learn it?
- I heard it for the first time! - It comes up a lot in TVS's "thank you festival", doesn't it?
- "sagurada familia" is which one? - "te, te, te..." - Isn't there one?
- That's right! - Then, let's go to the next question. - Yes!
- Ah, Oshima-san! - Yes! - Could you put "heavy" back in its original form, please?
- Eh, why? - It's already past "heavy"'s working hours.
- There's a contract for it. - "heavy" has a contract? - If you do it any longer...
- There will be a lot of trouble. - You can't pay any more overtime. - 12... 12 and a half!
- Please put it back in its original form. - I'm lonely... - There's "heavy"'s agreement, right?
- It's already past 2 minutes... - Yes... - Probably until 12 and a half. - Yes!
- Then, "heavy"-san, thank you for your hard work! - Thank you for your hard work!
- Everyone, bye-bye! Bye-bye! - You got two gold cards, so please come back and play again!
- The next... question! What is this elephant's name? - Oh!
- It said it earlier! - Oh, it said it earlier! - It said it! - Then... it's easy to understand. That's right, that's right! It's the one pointing at you, right?
- Ah, this... Eh, is it this one's name? - That's right!
- With this, you won't get caught in the back of a building or something like that. - No, I won't do something so mean like that.
- Because you said "this lion", right? - I didn't say "this lion".
- You didn't say "that lion"? - I'm not that kind of mischievous host.
- I said "what is this elephant's name?" - Ah, I see...
- Because you said "this lion", everyone got confused. - I see... - I see...
- Well... this doesn't necessarily have to be "lion", right? - It might not be "lion". - It might not be "lion", right?
- It's not, right? It might only be "lion" that you're saying, right? - It's not, right? - You're saying yourself "lion". - You're trying to trick me!
- So, please give me your answers! One, two... - "don"! - "don"! - "maa lion", "maa lion", "maa lion", "maa lion"...
- Correct! - It was "lion", wasn't it? - Yay! - It was "lion", wasn't it?
Everyone knows this one, right?
I think we know this one.
Finally, the last question.
Who is this person?
To be honest, I don't know either.
I know who it is because I know the answer.
I can't answer who it is at first glance.
You know who this person is, don't you?
Of course!
But it's my favorite name.
Is it a hint?
It's similar to my favorite food.
Food?
Cheese?
I don't know.
If you say like that, I don't have confidence.
Your favorite food is a hint.
Right, Oshima?
Yes, I think so.
Remember what you like, Oshima.
Please give me the answer.
Mozart, Mozart, Schubert, Michael Schumacher...
An F-1 racer has appeared.
Have you ever seen this person driving an F-1 car?
Was this person Michael Schumacher?
Does this person look that fast?
It's Mozart.
Correct!
Mozart?
Was Mozart's face like this?
Mozart's face was like this.
It's not Schubert's face.
Maybe Schubert is called Schubert.
So...
It's Schubert's face, isn't it?
Oshima Yuko is correct!
Welcome!
You guys!
Yuko is angry.
You guys!
Don't mess with me!
The truth is my silent self.
This program is brought to you by FACE GROUP.
That's amazing.
I think it's the fifth one.
It's been a while since I saw you.
This is the third one.
Wait, did you really go to the snake?
Of course.
Wait a minute.
That's a joke, isn't it?
Isn't it a joke?
Yugo-chan, can you be so quiet?
We gave the fashion decals to the snake.
We didn't point fingers at Yugo-chan for being fashionable.
What?
We didn't point fingers at the snake.
Are you kidding me?
Yugo-san is angry.
Are you kidding me?
The snake is back.
I'm going to send the snake to you now.
We'll make it in time.
Don't you throw the snake in order?
The snake is flowing to the belt in the back.
The snake is flowing.