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Here we go, Yonpara.
This is our third recording.
I don't know if I should tell you this or not,
but last time we had a really bad connection.
We had an accident where we decided to stop recording.
It was my first time experiencing something like this.
Last time it didn't go well, but this time it went well.
The viewers complained about the image quality the most.
This time it's been improved.
Please look forward to how it's going.
Let's go.
Skype, go!
Skype is Skype, but the image quality has improved.
Oh, we're connected.
- Hello! - Good evening!
- Hello!
Huh?!
Ojima-san?!
Huh?!
What are you doing?!
Huh?!
Did you notice?!
- No, I didn't... - How is it?!
- Wow! - Huh?!
- It's real! - Look at it!
- It's huge! - It's huge!
- It's crazy!
It's amazing!
It's moving! It's moving!
Oh, it's fluttering! It's fluttering!
No, no, no, no, no!
What are you doing?!
Last time, when we collected ten gold coins,
you said you'd grant my wish.
And I said I'd hold a reptile and wrap a snake around its neck.
Oh, it's moving a lot! It's moving a lot!
So I wrapped a snake around my neck and ate it.
No, I mean...
It's bigger than I expected and I'm scared!
Hey, show me the whole thing!
- I want to see it! I want to see it! - Move back a little more.
- It's crazy! It's as big as my neck! - It's huge!
- It's starting to move! - It's crazy!
- It's huge! - It's amazing!
Wait, wait, wait! Where's my...
- What's going on? - Is it okay?
- It's moving a lot! Stop it!
- It's amazing! - It's soft! It's fluttering!
- I'm sure it's not poisonous... - Yes!
But it doesn't wrap around your neck or anything like that?
It's a good snake! So it's totally fine!
- And it's pretty heavy, too! - It's heavy!
It's cute, but it's so smooth and it's like a corsage or a one-point.
- No, it's not a one-point! - It's so cute! Look!
- Look! - No, it's not!
- That's enough! - Wait, it's moving! Where are you going?
Stop it! I don't know what's going on!
- Hurry up! - My computer is being hacked!
- Hey! Your computer is not a prey! - It's fine! It's fine!
- It's fine on my computer! - Well...
If you have 10 gold cards, you'll lose your computer like this!
- Do your best! - I haven't done it yet!
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Have you noticed that the image quality is improving?
Yes, it's improving.
That's right.
Has the location changed?
Oh, everyone's...
The location has also changed.
No, but you've changed!
You've changed the most!
What kind of bug is flowing?
This is a rotating bug, isn't it?
Oh, it's funny!
Today, we're visiting a sushi restaurant called "Totoyabichi".
It's nice.
You know, you're really disturbing us.
You and Kitahara-san worked together for only about an hour.
Yes, we worked together.
And you, Ogoshima-san?
You're filming a drama, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
Isn't the filming almost over?
Not at all!
Not yet?
Yes, not yet.
And you, Yokoyama-san?
I'm in a dance studio.
And you, Sashihara-san?
Yes, I've just finished performing.
I'm going to a recent AKB cafe in Akihabara.
I've heard of an AKB cafe!
Please show me.
Please show me!
Are there any other members here?
No!
Please show me what kind of cafe it is.
Can I show you? I'll rotate it for you.
Come here, Aki-chan.
It's like this.
There's an AKB music video playing.
And there's a cafe worker over there.
Cafe worker!
Call the cafe worker!
She's really cute!
She's like Tomochi!
She's so cute!
Are you serious?!
You can join AKB!
She's so cute you can't tell where she is!
She's so cute!
Sashihara, get out of the way!
Get out of the way!
Show me your cafe worker!
Get out of the way!
She's so cute!
What's your name, Ms. Kabeko? Get out of the way!
Ms. Kabeko, can you tell me your name?
I'm Kyoko.
Ms. Kyoko!
Ms. Kyoko?
Ms. Kyoko is a cafe worker here, right?
Yes!
Ms. Kyoko, do you have a lot of fans?
Are there any fans of Ms. Kyoko?
Are there any cafe workers?
I don't think so.
We can still make it.
I think there will be fans of Ms. Kyoko in the future.
She's so cute!
Ms. Kyoko!
Can you show me your menu?
Menu?
Yes.
I'll show you the menu.
Show me the menu!
Thank you!
Well...
That "oilias" is mine.
What?
Is this yours?
Yes, I wrote it.
Oh, it's yours!
Yes, "oilias"!
Oh, it's yours!
The members are also involved in the menu, right?
Well...
Maeda Atsuko's "Fuwa Toro Kame" Curry Omelet Rice
Did you come up with it?
Yes, Maeda-san came up with it.
Curry rice omelet rice.
Didn't Sachihara-san come up with it?
She didn't choose it.
Not yet.
Not yet hasn't been improved at all.
Hey! Not yet, you can do it!
But Yuyuko-chan...
Yuyuko-chan...
Yuyuko-chan is talking.
There is a picture of "Napolitan" here.
And next to it is Yuyuko-chan...
I feel nostalgic.
This is not produced by Oshima-san, right?
No, I don't think so.
You just feel nostalgic, right?
Shall we order something?
May I order?
Maeda Atsuko's "Fuwa Toro Kame" Curry Omelet Rice
Is there a lot of dessert?
There is a lot of dessert.
There is something delicious.
Black roll cake looks delicious!
Black roll cake!
Isn't there something like a Hawaiian roll cake?
Is this strawberry flavor?
Hawaiian cream puff!
My black roll cake is being ignored a lot.
Isn't there something like a Hawaiian roll cake?
Black roll cake looks delicious!
Then, do you want cream puff?
How much do you want?
Order what you like!
We can't eat it.
Kitahara-san, what did you do?
It's sinking.
I'm playing with it because you didn't ask me about the Hawaiian roll cake.
Look!
What?
Hawaiian roll cake!
I ordered Hawaiian cream puff.
Really?
But you can't eat it in the North.
You can't eat it.
Let's start the game.
Yes, let's do it.
I'll say it.
Yonpara match stick!
This is a very simple game.
Put a match stick between your nose and upper lip.
Here?
Yes.
Everyone, please prepare a match stick.
One, two, three!
You look happy.
One, two, three!
Can you finish preparing quickly?
Is it too early for you?
I'm sorry.
Let's start.
Yonpara match stick!
Start!
The first one.
One!
Two!
Three!
You look happy.
Four!
I can't do it.
Yonpara match stick!
Can you finish preparing quickly?
I can't do it.
I've been preparing for a long time.
You can't do it.
Sashihara and Oshima are left.
I can't do it.
The fifth one.
I'm doing it as a hobby.
You look happy.
The sixth one.
Is it too early for you?
Oshima and Sashihara are in danger.
The seventh one.
Can you finish preparing quickly?
The seventh one?
You can do it.
The eighth one.
Here we go!
Here is the ninth one.
I don't think I can drink it anymore.
It's good.
By the way, Sashara is so stable.
All right!
Here is the order!
Here is the tenth one!
I think she will drop it.
Here is the tenth one!
I can't do it anymore.
Wow!
Go for it!
She did it!
Oh, no!
Ms. Oshiba won!
I did it!
I don't know why it stuck together.
The sweat under my nose made it like this.
The sweat stuck together.
Ms. Oshiba won one gold card!
I did it!
Wait for me!
What's up?
Here is the menu!
Here is the order!
What is it?
It's curry and omelet rice.
Try it!
Is it curry?
Curry and omelet rice.
It's curry pilaf.
Curry pilaf and omelet rice.
Let's try it!
It's delicious!
As expected of a menu that is most delicious!
That's all for the menu!
Not yet!
How much can you show me while you eat?
It's an advertisement!
I like this kind of thing!
It's cute!
Actually, I like this kind of thing!
It's really cute!
I'll eat it with one bite!
What's that?
Is it a donut?
It's cream puff!
It's a cream puff like that!
Even though it looks like it, it's not too sweet!
It's not as sweet as I thought!
It's a motif of ponytail and shushu!
It's cute!
It looks delicious!
What are you eating?
It's mine!
What's around you? Why is it black?
Is it charcoal?
It's charcoal!
Is it charcoal?
It's charcoal cake!
Is it charcoal of shushu?
Is it charcoal you can eat?
Of course it's charcoal you can eat!
What kind of charcoal is it?
It's a little bitter, but the taste of strawberry cream is sweet and delicious!
That's good!
That's excellent!
Everyone, when you have time...
The theater crew and your wife...
Yes, understood!
Why do you say that?
I have a suggestion!
What is it?
Let's make a menu for "not yet"!
A menu for "yonpara"!
A great person!
Can you decide now?
A great person is here!
Really?
Please show us the menu!
This person is a great person!
Are you the owner of the cafe?
Let me see your ears!
We are good friends!
The owner of the cafe!
I'm a theater crew!
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you too!
Well...
For example...
We are doing a show called "yonpara" now...
Yes!
Well...
Can you make a menu for "yonpara"?
A menu for "yonpara"!
Can you make a menu for "yonpara"?
Yes, of course!
Really?
Can you make a menu for "yonpara"?
Yes, I'll talk to an important person about it.
Wait a minute!
I'm asking you if you're an important person.
Don't you have any authority?
Well...
I have a lot of circumstances.
I see.
Please talk to an important person about it.
Yes, I will.
Thank you.
Excuse me.
Let's do it as a project in the future.
Don't call people you don't know all of a sudden.
I'll be in trouble.
For example, what kind of menu do you like?
I like what the four of us like.
Is there a common favorite food for the four of you?
What about chige?
I like...
Chigenabe?
It's chigenabe, isn't it?
What is your favorite food?
Let's say "chigenabe" and if you get it right, we'll let you eat it.
Can I say it?
One, two...
Cheese!
What did you say?
You said "chigenabe", didn't you?
I said "cheese".
You said "cheese", didn't you?
But I like "chigenabe".
You like "chigenabe", don't you?
What about you, Yokoyama-san?
I like "chigenabe".
What about you, Kitahara-san?
I like "chigenabe", too.
You're lying!
I'm serious!
Please listen to me slowly.
So you like all three of us?
I like "chigenabe", too!
I like "chigenabe" with cheese!
That sounds good!
Call someone important!
Miwa-san?
Miwahara? Iwahara?
I'm Iwahara-san.
I'm Iwahara.
I'm sorry for visiting you so often.
Not at all.
We came up with "cheese chigenabe".
What do you think of it?
It's the best!
The best!
Please put it in the menu.
We're developing "cheese chigenabe".
Mr. Iwara, do you have that authority?
No, I don't.
Then don't do it for cheap.
Please say something when we have a meeting.
Please say something, Mr. Iwara.
Let's move on to the next game.
It's your birthday, isn't it?
When is it?
21st!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
We have prepared a box for you.
Please have a look at it.
A box?
Is it...
It's your birthday, isn't it?
A cake?
It's your birthday, isn't it?
A cake?
Please open it.
Cake!
Hey! It's not a cake!
What's wrong?
Hey!
Wait a minute!
What's wrong?
Scallops!
It's not a cake!
What?
I didn't say it's a cake.
It's not a cake! It's scallops!
It's scallops!
Scallops?
Yes.
I prepared scallops for your happy birthday.
Cake!
It's not a cake.
Let's have you bake those scallops right now.
But I love scallops!
Oh, you do?
That's good.
I love them.
I love them so much that they are in the top three of my favorite foods.
Oh!
So it's scallops and cake.
So now...
Let's bake...
Let's bake!
Wow!
When it was next to you, you looked red.
Don't say it!
Put the scallops written "abc" there.
Okay.
This is "b".
Okay.
"c"?
Which one should I put "a" on?
"a" here?
It doesn't matter.
Now...
Ms. Sashihara...
will bake these scallops for you.
Please guess which one will be baked first.
Oh!
If you guess it right, you will get one gold coin.
There is something that makes scallops open faster.
What is it?
It's like...
What is it?
There is something like that.
Yes.
I don't know. It doesn't come out at all.
If you don't know, don't do it.
I'm sorry. Oshima-san is thinking about it now.
I know. The inside of the scallop is stuck on the top or on the bottom.
I think you should refer to this.
Didn't you see it?
It's good. From the gap.
Didn't you see it?
I believe you, Yuriko-san.
This is a good assist.
Between the three.
Two are attached.
By the way, which one is it?
This and this are attached.
I think A or B is faster.
What should I do?
I believe you, Yuriko-san.
B.
I think it's B, too.
B.
Please turn on the fire.
I'll turn it on.
Do your best.
Do your best, scallop.
Open it.
Do your best, scallop.
The order of turning on the fire seems to change.
I should have turned it on from B.
Turn it on from B.
Wait for about one minute after turning it on from B.
It's a little subtle if you just bake it, right?
Yeah.
Is this a scallop match?
It's a scallop match.
Then let's eat some sushi.
Can I eat scallops?
No, don't do anything selfish.
By the way, this kind of menu is not available at AKB cafe.
Please don't order scallops or anything like that.
No.
So it's burning a little.
It's going to take a little time.
It's burning a lot.
It smells so good.
Then can we order sushi?
Can we?
Yes, you can.
Yay!
You can eat what's around you.
Since you made it for me.
That's right.
Sounds good.
Then get me some sea urchin.
Quiz.
Kitahara Rie Quiz.
What am I going to get now?
There's only one answer at first.
It's open!
Wow!
It's hot!
Scallops are open fast!
Isn't it burning a lot?
Wow!
It's on fire!
B is really fast!
So...
As expected, B was the first one to open!
Yay!
Congratulations!
You got sea urchin.
Please give me some, too!
Congratulations!
Can you eat it?
With soy sauce.
Is fire okay?
It's burning.
You said you were going to get something.
What?
You said you were going to get something.
I went to get something.
Okay, you two eat eggs.
No, not eggs.
I got it.
Sea urchin.
No.
It's crab salad.
Hitori got it right!
Really?
I didn't know.
Why?
I noticed you were eating crab salad.
Really?
You can see it?
I like it.
You like crab salad, don't you?
Okay, you two eat eggs.
You did it!
Congratulations!
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