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It's started, Yonpara.
I'm the only actor here.
This is the second recording today.
The last recording had a lot of response online.
It's not good at all.
This is...
Well...
It's shitty and sloppy.
But even within the borders...
About 30 people...
Well...
No, I like this a lot.
Well...
There are also weirdos.
For those weirdos...
I want to do my best today.
With that said...
Today as well...
On Skype...
Well...
I want to talk with you all.
Well...
Is it connected?
It will be connected from now on.
Well...
Skype...
On!
Well...
It's looking good.
It will be connected.
Oh!
The image quality is beautiful!
Oh, it disappeared!
Oh, it's connected!
Oh!
Oh, Shiba-san, you look beautiful today!
Good morning!
Ah, good morning!
Good morning!
Huh? Right now...
Um, only Sashihara-san isn't connected, right?
Huh? Sashihara-san?
I can't connect Sashihara-san...
Isn't it like that? Iitomo...
Oh, it's already over.
Oh!
Behind you...
Kumiko-san is there!
She was just there, wasn't she?
Kumiko-san, the recording is already starting!
Um, right now...
I'm going to go say hello.
Huh?
I'm going to go say hello.
You're going to say hello?
Kitahara...
Oh, you're in the office.
Oh, you're in the office right now?
Ah, that's right! I'm in Otapuro right now.
Yeah...
No, I'm recording right now, though.
One...
Two...
Huh?
How free are you?
That's why you get beaten up on the internet!
Hey, do it with all your might!
Huh?
There's only two of you out of four people! What's going on?!
Oh, whatever.
Ohshima-san, where are you right now?
I'm in the middle of filming a drama right now.
You're in the middle of filming a drama right now.
Yes!
That's right.
How's the recording of the drama going?
The recording of the drama...
Today is a big holiday, so it's a little difficult.
Difficult...
Um...
It looks like you're hanging out with quite a lot of members.
Have you gotten close?
That's right.
Ah, we've gotten close!
Oh! So you went out to eat together?
Yes, we did!
Ehh!
Who did you get close with? Who did you get close with?
Yeshitaka-chan and Karina-san and the three of us went out to eat.
Wow!
What a fashionable dinner party!
What did you eat at that time?
At that time, I also ate ginnan.
The three of you ate ginnan?
We ate a variety of things.
Was it a Japanese-style meal?
Yes, it was.
Who pays for that kind of meal?
At that time, Karina-san paid for it.
Wow!
In that case, Karina-san is like a senior.
Yes, she is the oldest.
What would you do if you went out to eat with Not Yet members?
I couldn't hear Yuko-chan's voice at all.
I can hear Kitahara-san's soliloquy.
What's wrong with you, Kitahara-san?
I think Yuko-chan is talking with Not Yet members.
I couldn't hear Yuko-chan's voice at all.
What's wrong with you, Kitahara-san?
Can you two talk to each other?
With who?
Can you talk with Oshiba-san and Kitahara-san?
Kitahara-san!
Yuko-chan!
I can only hear Yuko-chan's voice from Oshiba- san's speaker.
Oh, I see.
But we don't have much time today.
Oh! There's a call from Sashihara! Let me answer it!
Sashihara!
Sashihara-san!
Oh! There she is!
Itomo! Itomo!
You're all messed up today.
Sashihara-san, where are you now?
I'm at a manga cafe in Mankitsu in Shinjuku.
Oh! If you're going to a manga cafe, you should come here.
That's true.
So, Itomo, you've been a regular here for a while now, right?
That's right! Nice to meet you, senpai!
How is it? Have you gotten used to it?
There's still a lot of Ota-san from Bakusho Mondai-san.
I don't know what to do.
I've been with him a few times, but I don't know what to do.
It's okay. He's back with everyone.
Oh, I'm sorry! I've been getting complaints from my fans.
They're like, "Why is it only one actor's appearance is fine?"
I'm sorry about that. I hope everyone comes.
So, where is Yokoyama-san now?
I'm with...
...Jonah-san now!
Oh! If you're a family of three, you should come here, right?
That's right!
Can you talk to each other to avoid voice trouble?
Yuka-chan!
Rino-chan!
How are you guys?
I can't say it well.
Let's cut the line once!
Thank you for waiting!
I believe it will go well this time!
Skype! On!
I'm counting on you!
I can't hear it from you, Yuyako-chan.
It's the same for all of us.
If you reconnect it, the image will be better, right?
Yes.
So...
The audio trouble should be fixed now, but...
Everyone!
Let's talk together!
What time do you finish work today?
Today I'm in the park...
Oh, I see! It's in the park!
Oh! I can hear you better than before!
Other members, too!
Yuyako-san!
Yes!
Oh! I can hear you!
I can hear you!
We have to move forward!
We have to get four tickets today!
Why don't we make it two?
Two?
If we make it two...
Will we be able to connect it?
The audio trouble will be fixed, right?
If we make it four...
I think we'll be able to use the part where we cut and connect the cable.
Oh! I don't like it!
I don't like it!
This is bad!
I got a lot of complaints on Twitter, too!
We have no choice!
We have to do it!
It's a show like this!
Yes!
So...
Do you all remember the rule of Yonpara?
Yes!
If you win 10 Yonpara gold coins in the game...
Your dream will come true!
Do you all remember how many coins you have now?
Two!
One?
Sashihara-san has two!
Kitahara-san has one!
Yokoyama-san has two!
Oshima-san has...
Nine?
Nine!
I have some data here...
Oshima-san has eight!
Don't say anything!
Yokoyama-san has two!
Kitahara-san has two!
Sashihara-san has two!
I had two!
I'm sorry!
Oshima-san has two coins left!
You have ten coins now!
Yes!
So...
Your dream will come true!
Sashihara-san, you have ten coins now!
Hurry up and play!
I don't like it!
Don't worry about me!
Who wants to say something?
What's up?
Mr. President, you don't look well.
I don't care!
Do what you like!
What should I do?
Is it because of the lighting?
I think so. I'm enjoying it.
Of course you are.
The lighting is not that good.
Ms. Yokoyama, what's up?
I'm hungry. Can you order for me?
What?
We are going to play a game.
You like it?
Is it for Ms. Yokoyama?
What?
It's for Ms. Yokoyama, right?
It's for Ms. Yokoyama.
I'm counting on you.
Hamburger! Hamburger!
I see. We have a game for you.
Let's play this game.
Mr. Director!
What is it?
When you talk,
can you raise your hand and talk to the person who plays the guitar?
Sure.
You are good at it.
I don't know what you are talking about.
Whatever!
I don't care!
I don't know what you are talking about.
Whatever!
I can't do it.
I don't know what you are talking about.
Here we go!
FAMILIES ORDER COMPETITION!
What?
Yay!
So...
I can't hear you anymore.
You can't hear me anymore?
I can't hear you anymore.
I can understand you.
Okay.
Since you are here,
you are going to order now.
Okay.
You are going to win if you order first.
That sounds fun.
Do you have a menu in your hand?
Yes, we do.
Look at the menu.
What you are going to order first.
I want to eat a lot!
You are the only one who can eat.
That's right.
Let's order without drinks.
Okay.
Is it a proper menu?
Yes, it is.
Ms. Tashihara!
How about no salad?
Okay, no salad.
No soup, either.
What?
No soup, either.
No salad, either?
No soup, salad and drink bar.
Okay.
Is it a snack menu?
Yes, it is.
Do you want to eat together?
What's up, Ms. Yokoyama?
I used to work at a family supermarket.
So, I don't know which one I can eat first.
Okay, last one, Yokoyama-san.
Wow, you're making a phone call somewhere, but is it okay?
- Is it okay? - Yes.
- I think it's Otapuro. - Otapuro's phone call?
- Where are you making it? - Yes.
- I've decided! - Okay!
Then, Sashihara-san, please go ahead.
Curry No. Udon!
I think so, too! Curry Udon, right? Curry Udon!
- Okay, Kitahara-san! - Um... Mozzarella cheese and tomato pizza!
Pizza looks like it will take a long time! I got it!
- Pizza! - Yes, that's it! - Okay, Oishida-san, what will you do?
- Um... I don't know what I want to eat... - You can't eat it, can you?
- Oh, wait! Can I say it now? - Mianago! - Huh? - Mianago!
- Mianago? Do you have Mianago, Jona-san? - Yes, we do! - Wow! I didn't know you had it!
- Mianago... I found it! You can't order it individually! - Oh, you can't order it individually!
- Oh, then... - It really looks like we're at a family restaurant!
- Then, I'll have a bowl of noodles with a lot of vegetables! - Okay, a bowl of noodles!
- Then, Yokoyama-san, who used to work at a family restaurant in the past, what will you order? - Okay!
- Tuna Tataki Donbun! - Tuna Tataki Donbun!
- It really does look like we're at a fast pace! - Yes!
- Oh, and for now, please place your order! - Okay!
- Oshima-san, a bowl of noodles with a lot of vegetables! - Okay!
- Yokoyama-san, a bowl of tuna tataki donbun! - Okay!
- Kitahara-san, a bowl of mozzarella and tomato pizza! - Okay!
- Sashihara-san, a bowl of curry nanban udon! - Okay!
- Is that all of your orders? - Yes! - Okay!
- Okay!
- Then, while you're waiting for your order, could you tell us about your agency? - Yes!
- Then, I'll give you a brief introduction of my agency! - Yay!
- Oshima-san, a bowl of noodles with a lot of vegetables! - Okay!
- This is a meeting number, right? - Okay!
- A bowl of tuna tataki donbun! - Okay!
- A bowl of curry nanban udon! - Okay!
- A bowl of mozzarella and... - She must be thinking, "She eats a lot of food!"
- A bowl of mozzarella and... - Okay!
- Could you bring it to me in the order it was made? - Okay!
- We're always talking about our agency, but it's not that new... - Okay!
- I'll give you a brief introduction of our agency! - Okay!
- Is that the entrance? The door over there? - I've ordered it!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- Isn't that Oshima-san's poster? - That's me!
- That's the police or fire department poster, right? - There's one over here, too!
- Wow, it's the BBC!
- And if you go further in, there's a line of photos of water-professionals and their talents.
- Show me that! - That's the entrance, right?
- Can you see it? - Oh, you're doing it with a wire.
- Can you see it? - I can't see it at all.
- Can you see it? - Yes, I can.
- Can you see it sticking to the wall? - Yes, I can.
- Can you show me that? I don't care if the line breaks!
- Huh? Is it over?
- What are you doing now? Is the exploration over?
- The exploration didn't work at all because of the line, so it's over.
- I can't read the screen. Oh, it's Tsurutaro-san!
- Hahaha!
- Oh, this is him! Oh, it's me! It's me! Thank you!
- Oh, this is Acchan! - Oh, it's me!
- Oh, oh! Excuse me!
- Yes, Nozeyama-san. - Yes, I'm here!
- Oh, Minnie's here! - Oh!
- Oh, you're here!
- Now, what was the first thing you received?
- Can I announce it? - Please!
- Ta-da!
- Oh!
It's tuna and oyster pancake!
- Ah! - I knew you were working!
- Oh, Yuika! - That's right. - Oh!
- Yokoyama-san, you've won 4,000 yen! - Yes!
- Yay! Congratulations! - Congratulations!
- Yuko-san, you've made a mistake again! - I've made a mistake. It's the other way around.
Okay, let's play the game!
Gontara Deko-sen!
- Yay! - Yay!
- What is it? - Okay, so...
Do you remember the deko-sen we played last time?
- Yes! - The one you put senbei on your forehead.
- That's evolved a little bit. - Yes!
- Do you have a big senbei in your hand? - Yes!
- Senbei! - Yes!
- Huh? - This...
You put it on your forehead and whoever eats it first wins.
- Isn't it delicious? - It's delicious!
- Oh, you know about it!
- It's delicious! I learned about it!
- It's delicious! - Okay, everyone, put it on your forehead.
- It's big! - Is it that good?
- Oh, it's good! - No!
- What? - Okay, put it on your forehead.
- Okay, here we go! - Okay!
- Ready, start! - Okay!
- Ah! She dropped it! Yokoyama-san dropped it!
- Ah! It's the same! - Which one is it?!
- The first one to bite it wins! - Okay!
- You can't bite it! You can't bite it while it's on your mouth!
- This is the scary part of big waves! - Okay!
- You can't bite it! Now, who's going to bite it?
- It's not the time for Yokoyama-san to eat pizza!
- Now, who's going to bite it first?
- Ah! Oshima-san, you can do it! You can do it!
- Ah! Kitahara-san, you can do it!
- Ah! She dropped it! She can bite it, but it's hard to bite it.
- Ah! It's big! - Now, Kitahara-san is completely on top of her mouth.
- Now, everyone has a chance! - You can't bite it! You can't bite it!
- You can't do it! - Now...
- There are patterns in which no one succeeds.
- Is it that hard?
- Oh! Sashihara, you can do it!
- It's a great circle! Go! Do your best! Bite it! Bite it!
- Ah! Wait! It went beyond Mankitsu!
- Beyond Mankitsu? Ah! That means a big line has rolled over to the person over there.
- Now, can you do it, Oshima-san?
- Use your tongue! Use your tongue!
- This wall is coming off!
- Bring it up to your mouth and use your tongue to stand it up!
- And then...
- Ah! Ah! Ah! - Make it vertical!
- Eh? Still? Did you bite it?
- Go!
- Ah! You can do it, Sashihara! You've come this far!
- From there, be careful! Be careful from there!
- Oshima!
- Oshima, what kind of situation is that?
- It's stuck! It's integrated with the big line!
- That's impossible! Ah! But if you bite it bigger, won't it get caught in your front teeth?
- It'll get caught in your front teeth! It'll get caught in your front teeth!
- A little more! A little more!
- Just a little more!
- Ah! It's gonna get caught! It's gonna get caught!
- You can do it! Just a little more! Just a little more!
That was so close!
I couldn't see your face at all.
You can do it! Just a little more!
I can't do it!
It's too big for me!
You can do it! Just a little more!
I couldn't see your face at all.
Where?
I know where you are.
My neck hurts!
Is it that hard?
You can do it! Just a little more!
I think it's been over 3 minutes.
I can't do it.
We know you have a butt today, so we'll do it properly.
Please do it properly.
Time's up!
You did a good job!
You did it!
I thought I couldn't do it anymore, so I said "time's up", and you ate it in an instant!
Congratulations!
You did a good job, Rino!
Thank you, Shihara!
With my gratitude, I'll give you two gold coins!
Shall we move on to the next game?
Sui-san!
Yes!
Yukiran-san!
Oh, what's up, Yokoyama-san?
When you were making the rice crackers...
Yeah?
The pizza arrived, but...
Oh, I saw it! I saw it!
The pizza arrived.
Ah! The pizza arrived! Yay!
Reality is my silent self.
Is your voice okay? I don't know what you're saying.
I can't hear you.
You can't hear me?
I can't hear you.
Then, do you want to do it one more time?
Then, let's do it!
Wiring off!
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Shut up!
I'm going to cut you off!
For doing random things.