AISubs v3.5
(upbeat music)
This time, four people with one face.
In the middle...
Oh, this way.
- Is it "sash"? - Is "sash" too close?
- Like this? - Yes, like this.
Isn't it too close?
A little more...
The center of the nose should touch the screen.
- Like this? - The other way around?
- This way. - Like this?
It's coming along. Kitara is a little different.
A little more...
Is it too far?
Is it that hard? Can't you do it while looking at the screen?
- I can't do it. - You're bad at it.
- The top is fine. - The top is perfect.
The bottom doesn't quite fit.
Kitara, it's totally different.
You can tell by looking at the screen, can't you?
I can't tell.
- This way? - No.
No, no.
No, the nose should touch the screen a little more.
Isn't it higher?
- Like this? - Can you teach me?
Look outside.
Yes, and a little higher.
Higher.
A little higher. You're going too far.
Inwards, inwards, inwards.
The face should face the screen and look inwards.
- Yes, yes, yes. - She's got good guidance.
Inwards, inwards, inwards.
Inwards.
Yes, yes, cut it in half.
Yes, you went a little too far.
Around there.
No, you can't do it like that.
Can you see it? Your mouth is showing.
Why? Why is it showing?
Why is she the only one not good at it?
Which one is it? This one? Oh, it's not that one!
Oh, it's not bad!
This is crazy!
It's like I'm watching "zen-ya-to" (Japanese anime)
It's like that.
Match it properly! Match it!
Can you say "yonpara"?
One, two...
Yonpara!
That's why you suck!
I'm not suited for this!
Yonpara request box!
Yonpara!
So, this is not a game.
This is what viewers sent us.
They want us to do for "not yet".
Yay! Yay! Yay!
So, here it is!
"I want to see your kissy face" request.
We won't show you.
No, we won't show you. We already have a request.
Because viewers want us to do it.
We can't do anything about it.
Because viewers are gods, right?
If we can't answer viewers' requests, we'll be disqualified as professionals.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Ms. Oshima!
Watch your face!
Thank you.
So, kissy face.
It's like you're just going to kiss her.
Say something and kiss her.
No!
You can't!
Get as close to the camera as you can.
Ms. Oshima, you go first.
No!
Why not?!
Who's going first?
Why don't you go first, Ms. Oshima?
That's right!
Ms. Oshima!
Show us what you've got!
What should I say?
For example, "good night" or something like that.
Okay.
Ms. Oshima, show us your kissy face.
Three, two, one, go!
I ate garlic. Is it okay?
Did you say anything else?
It's not "I ate garlic."
I wanted something cuter.
Isn't it cute? "I ate garlic."
It's pretty cute.
Can you say something that will make the viewers' hearts pound?
Kitara-san, I'm counting on you!
What should I do?
Kitara-san's kiss face. 3, 2, 1, go!
That's fine! Please!
What's with "that's fine"?
That's usually what men say.
That's fine!
It's like forcing yourself to go where men are pulling you.
That's fine!
Like, "I don't like it like this!"
That's fine! That's fine!
I'm sure it's not like that, but oh well.
Let's go with Sashara-san.
Yes! Yes! Sashara?
3, 2, 1, go!
Sashara-san's reaction is a little slow.
It's hard for me to get involved.
Oh no! I'm having a hard time!
Can you show me?
What's going on?
Have you never been in love?
Okay, Yokoyama-san.
I'm going to ask you for something cute.
Good morning!
No! I can't do it! I don't know!
It's cute.
It's just that you don't look good when you kiss.
I want to see it too!
Like Rikitan-san!
Come a little closer.
I want to see Rikitan-san too!
I want to see you kiss!
Senpai!
I really want to see it!
Senpai!
You looked like you were about to get kissed.
Us?
That's right!
Us?
Because you're the only old man here.
You're not in the mood, are you?
Okay, I'll do that, then.
Okay, here we go.
Jeez!
Shut up and shut up!
Senpai, what are you making me do?
I wrote "Akaspagi."
Shut up and shut up!
Okay, so...
Who had the best face-to-face kiss?
Please point at anyone but yourself.
One, two, and...
Yokoyama-san, where were you pointing?
Please go back.
Is that okay?
Yokoyama-san is Sachihara-san, Sachihara-san is Yokoyama-san.
And Oshima-san is Yokoyama-san.
And Kawashima-san is Kawashima-san.
Huh? Me?
Me, too!
Ikeda Itoi-san, too!
Oh, I'm in it?
Yes!
Ikeda Itoi-san, me, too!
Yonpara-king got it!
Thank you!
Yes!
I also managed to get two of these.
Okay, next up is...
Do you know "Magical Banana"?
Yes!
Let me hear you say it!
Yes!
Well, it's a project where we stole that idea.
It's called "Yonpara-Ringo".
To put it simply, it's a thinking game.
For example...
If you say "ringo", it's red.
Next, you point at someone with it.
If you say "ringo", it's red.
And you point at someone in number four.
If you say "akai", it's tomato.
If you say "tomato", it's "marui".
If you repeat this and make a mistake, you will be disqualified.
Of course, if you say the same word, you will be disqualified.
However, there is also a delay in giving instructions.
It depends on whether it is correct or not.
This is not forced, but please do not give instructions as much as possible.
Hey!
Let's start with Ms. Oshima.
From "ringo"?
Let's start with "ringo".
If you say "ringo", it's "akai".
If you say "akai", it's "post".
If you say "post", it's "yubin".
If you say "yubin", it's "tegami".
If you say "tegami", it's "fanletter".
If you say "fanletter", it's "tegaki".
If you say "tegaki", it's "yosegaki".
If you say "yosegaki", it's "shikishi".
Wait a minute!
What's up, Sashara?
The image quality is so bad that it looks like an RPG picture.
It's like an old 8-bit game.
I want to take a picture and send it to everyone.
Take a picture!
Take a picture and show me!
I'm late!
Ok, show me!
It's really cool, isn't it?
It's you!
Wait a minute!
Am I shown from this angle?
It's like I'm looking at you from above, isn't it?
It's like this, isn't it?
That picture is really nice!
Sashihara-san!
Yes?
Can we continue the game?
Go ahead!
Sashihara-san, please start with "Yonpara Ringo"!
"Yonpara Ringo"!
"Ringo" means "red"!
"Akai" means "little tomato"!
"Putsutomato" means "cultivation"!
"Saibai" means "plant"!
"Shokubutsu" means "delicious"!
"Oishii" means "chocolate"!
"Chocolate" means "sweet"!
"Amai" means "fruit"!
"Fruits" means "apple"!
You said "bingo" first so it's out
Oh really?
That's right
I didn't know some people would lose like this
Thank you
We can finally finish
I'm glad we could finish
I'm glad we could finish, thank you Kitara-san
We could finish thanks to Kitara-san
So you get 4,000 yen
Congratulations
Thank you
Thank you for waiting
Let's change tapes!
Wait, I want to continue
We're done with the tape change!
Yes, it was a long time. Thank you very much.
I was smoking a cigarette while doing the tape change.
How were you spending your time during the tape change?
The four of us were talking.
Will the four of you get along from now on?
No, we won't.
It depends.
Come to think of it, if we had been talking for so long, it would have been dark.
I think so, too.
You're all singers, right?
Yes, we are.
No, we're not.
I'm the only one who's different.
I see.
To be honest with you,
you're not idols.
How did you feel when your agency was decided to be Otapro?
I've always wanted to know that.
Otapro is not a hit club.
Yes, it's not.
I think you feel uncomfortable about idols coming there.
No, I don't.
I think there are only great people there.
Thank you for your comment.
I want to appear in a variety show, so I'm happy that I can appear on TV with the barter of various people.
I don't think you should use that kind of word.
What about you, Ms. Oshiba?
I don't handle idols, so I wanted to do it as a new development.
I see.
Gegidan is amazing, isn't it?
It's amazing! I love KISSGAMER!
Me too!
I was in a drama with you, but I don't think you remember it.
I remember! It's "Munagata Shikou", right?
Do you remember?
My first starring...
You didn't tell me at all!
I remember! It's my first starring drama, "Munagata Shikou".
That's right!
Ms. Oshiba, you don't know it, but I did it for 2 hours from 9 o'clock to 2 o'clock.
It was 7%.
What a shame!
Since then, I haven't talked about starring.
So, I don't talk about it much.
Let's move on.
Next is "Yonpara Niwaoe"!
"Yonpara Niwaoe"!
Normally, when I say something like this, you say "Yay!"
But you are too relaxed.
Yay!
"Yonpara Niwaoe"!
Yay!
Yokoyama-san, you say "Yay" too.
Yay!
Now, we will have you draw "Yonpara Niwaoe" for us.
The person who draws it the best will win.
I think you have a sketchbook and some magic there.
Yes.
Yes, you do.
So, who is good at drawing "Niwaoe"?
I am good at it.
You are, right?
Yes.
You drew me and "Yonpara Niwaoe" now.
So, Oshima-san, you are good at drawing.
Yes, I am good at it.
Who is not confident about it?
Yes, we are all good at it.
I see.
Yokoyama-san, you are not good at drawing.
I am not good at drawing.
I am not good at it at all.
I see.
Now, I will announce the theme of this time.
Yes.
This time...
Antonio Inoki-san, please!
Hey, look! Kanda-san is in the picture.
Really?
Who is Kanda-san?
Who is he?
Hey!
Look! Kanda-san is in the picture.
I don't know who he is.
Kanda-san is in my picture.
Kanda-san is in the picture.
Where is Kanda-san?
Kanda-san!
Kanda-san, show me!
Oshima-san!
Kanda-san is in my picture.
Kanda-san!
Kanda-san is in my picture.
By the way...
Who is Kanda-san?
Who is he?
Don't forget that this program is being broadcasted.
I am sorry.
Please draw Antonio Inoki-san's second face.
Let's change the topic to Kanda-san.
Kanda-san!
You all know Kanda-san, don't you?
Yes, we know.
Let's change the topic to Kanda-san.
The topic to change is Kanda-san.
It's funny.
Japan and Colombia.
Was it Colombia and Japan? Was it Japan and Colombia?
It's Kanda-san of Japan and Colombia.
But I'll have an advantage.
Yes, you will be there.
So, will Kanda-san decide it for me?
Kanda-san will decide it for you.
That's right.
Kanda-san, please decide whether you like it or not.
It's amazing.
Will this be broadcasted on the ground?
Kanda-san!
I don't know about you, but Kanda-san is in charge of NOT YET, isn't she?
That's right.
She is in charge of NOT YET.
You all have met her in person, so you must know her characteristics, don't you?
Oh, Kanda-san is behind me.
Everyone, Kanda-san is here.
Kanda-san, please wash up.
Kanda-san, I don't want to see you yet, so please come here.
I'm looking forward to seeing Kanda-san.
I wonder what kind of face you have.
Kanda-san, by the way, how old are you now?
Kanda-san, how old are you?
I'm 37 years old.
Is Kanda-san kind?
Kanda-san is kind.
He is always kind.
Kanda-san is short.
The length of his pants is short.
Kanda-san!
I see.
You two are similar.
She said we are similar.
I hope other members will buy this.
I want you to collect gold coins.
Oh!
You took it out without saying anything.
You are free.
I did it!
We usually do it like this and say "ready, set, go!"
I did it!
Did you do it?
I did it!
Is there anything else?
Yes.
Let's start with Sasha-san.
You can do it.
I did it properly.
You did it properly.
I can't do it.
It's delicate.
Is Kanda-san like this?
She looks like a boss.
Is she a woman?
To be honest, she doesn't have any features.
She doesn't have any features?
She does.
Yokoyama-san, can you show me?
I am confident.
Remember his face. His honest face.
I don't know.
I am confident.
Please show us Kanda-san's face.
The length of his pants is short.
He looks like a boss.
Can you show me his face?
He looks like a boss.
Kanda-san's face.
Can you show me a little more?
His face is messy.
He has a long face. Is it okay?
He looks like a boss.
I think his hair is a little long.
Why is he wearing glasses?
His hair is a little curly.
I see.
Kitahara-san, can you show us Kanda-san's long face?
He looks like a young Kanda-san.
He is cute.
He looks like a young Kanda-san.
I feel like "Kanda-zo" has been created in me.
Ok, Oshima-san.
Yes, I am Kanda-san.
You are so naive.
You are good at it.
I don't know it, but I think it is similar.
I am so happy.
Ok, Kanda-san.
Let's see who you are.
Ok, Oshima-san.
Kanda-san.
♪ "I want you to hear my voice" ♪
Kanda-san!
Yes!
Let's have her appear and see what kind of person she is!
Okay, Oshiba-san, please!
Okay! Kanda-saaan!
Please come up!
Please come forward!
Here!
Ah, you look like her!
It's Kanda-san!
The person in the picture is here!
I'm Kanda-san!
You do look like her!
You do look like her when you were Oshiba-san!
But I can understand your characteristics.
Did you have longer hair back in the day?
I had longer hair back in the day.
I cut my hair recently.
I see.
It was like this.
Kanda-san, how does NOT YET usually look like?
She looks good!
Are you listening to me seriously?
She looks good!
We're not talking right now, though.
Okay, Kanda-san!
I think you can see four pictures now.
They are all of Kanda-san's portraits.
Please choose the one you think looks like you the most!
Got it!
Here I go!
One, two...
Oshiba-san!
I knew it!
Those are almost pictures!
This program was brought to you by FACE GROUP.
I'm sorry for the sudden visit!
It was Kanda-san!
Once again, Oshiba-san is our guest today!