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Let's play!
Let's use this screen.
Have you ever seen it on YouTube?
Let's put our faces together and make one face.
Sounds fun!
Can you do it? First, vertically.
First, Ms. Oshima and Ms. Kitahara will make one face.
Do you get it?
Ms. Oshima will be up here.
Ms. Kitahara will be down here and we will make one face.
Okay.
Where do I start?
No, you start from your nose and look up at the camera.
You did it!
You did it beautifully!
You are good at this!
That's good!
Ms. Sashihara, it's your turn.
Okay.
Ms. Yokohama, come forward a little bit.
Come forward a little bit.
Sashira-san, come up a little bit.
Wow, you look like you have a short face.
Good! Good! Keep it up! Keep it up!
A little bit more! A little bit more!
A little bit more!
Kitara-san, come down a little bit.
When you're done, say "Yonpara!" for the title of the show.
You can use it for many things in the future.
Like this? Like this? Like this?
Show me!
Oh, good! Good!
Let's do it!
Okay, title call! 3, 2, 1, go!
Yonpara!
This doesn't match at all.
Four-legged flag-raising
Yay!
I've done this before.
Raising red and white flags.
I'd like to do a leg-raising version of it.
First of all, put your legs in front of the camera.
I don't like it.
I don't like it because it's a game like that.
You don't like it?
It's behind my legs.
I don't care about my thighs.
You don't care about your thighs?
Huh? Yes.
Not like that.
Like this.
Can you do it?
Huh?
Are you wearing socks?
Of course.
Why? Don't you like it when I show you behind my legs?
There's definitely a fetish behind my legs.
That's good!
That's why you don't like it!
You don't like it when I show you behind my legs?
Why? Is it dirty?
Yes, there are a lot of beans.
I see, like when you dance.
Yes, there are a lot of beans.
What are you doing?
You don't know what I'm doing, so it's fine!
You're worried about my legs, right?
You're worried about my legs, so it's fine, right?
You're worried about my legs, so it's fine.
Then, first of all, you're worried about my legs, right?
Yes!
You're worried about my legs, right?
Yes!
Then, you're worried about my legs, right?
Let's see who can run the slowest.
That's not allowed!
It's okay! If you're not confident, you can run fast!
Let's see who can run the slowest.
That's funny!
Let's do that kind of race!
You can get a gold medal today!
You can get a gold medal easily, right?
Yes!
Then, please go to the pole position!
Are you ready?
Everyone, which way do you want to go?
Yokoyama-san, do you want to go in the opposite direction?
From opposite direction to opposite direction.
Everyone should run in the same direction.
Sashia-san, you will go in the opposite direction.
Is it okay for me to go in this direction?
No, Oshima-san, you can go in the original direction.
Okay, I will go in this direction.
Now, I will play the sound of F1.
I'm looking forward to it!
Let's go!
The last person to reach the goal is
F1 driver, Ashide!
He is fast!
Yokoyama-san is fast, too!
He is fast!
Oshima-san is late!
Sashia-san is also late!
Is Sashia-san faster than Oshima-san?
Sashia-san is faster than Oshima-san!
Which one of you is late?
Oshima-san...
Sashia-san...
Sashia-san reached the goal!
Oshima-san is late!
What is this?
As expected of you, Oshima-san!
F1 driver, Ashide-san, is in first place!
Well...
That was unnecessary.
Well...
Let's play a game of putting up a flag.
It's okay if you put on socks.
First, put up a flag with your toes.
Kitara-san, but in the F1 race earlier, your feet were reflected.
Really!?
You have to speed up a little more.
I'm sorry.
That's right.
If it was already reflected, I should have finished slower.
That's right.
Let's do it again next time, F1 race.
Yes, let's do it again. It was fun.
Putting up a flag is quite difficult.
Isn't it a little low?
It's hard.
Are you ready?
Let's go!
Kitara-san, are you motivated?
Yes!
Kitara-san, make sure you can see the flag.
It's too late, but it's not fun.
Kitara-san, make sure you can see the flag.
Let's do it!
Putting up a flag...
Huh?
Putting up a flag...
What? What's going on?
My feet touched the ground!
What do you mean your feet touched the ground!?
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Are you okay!?
My feet touched the ground!
Stretch your feet!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
You should stand up! If you don't stand up, you can't stretch your feet!
You should step on the floor!
And you should stretch your feet!
Don't bend your knees!
Thank you!
You should say "thank you" when you step on the floor!
Are you ready?
Yes!
You guys didn't react at all.
Can you hear us?
Sassy is 10 seconds late.
What?
Sassy is 10 seconds late.
Only one of you is late.
You are very late!
Don't be sarcastic!
You are amazing!
I can't do it!
How can you be 10 seconds late?
That's right!
We can't play this game together!
You can't, can you?
You can't do it because of the system, can you?
No, we can't!
Let's try it!
Let's do it!
Raise your hands so that everyone can see you!
Let's do it!
Raise your red hand!
Don't lower your white hand! Raise your red hand!
I see!
That's right!
It's pretty hard!
It's really hard!
It's hard!
It's going to shift, isn't it?
Raise your white hand!
Raise your red hand!
Is it continuing?
Yes, it is!
Don't lower your white hand! Don't lower your red hand!
It's hard!
Time's up!
It didn't work out!
It didn't work out.
My back hurts!
Sorry about that.
Our simulation wasn't good.
The staff said it went well.
This is a draw, so it's okay, right?
Is it okay for me to win with my finger F-one?
With your finger F-one, you already got gold.
Yay!
So...
This is the third one, right?
Yes, it is.
If you get more than seven, you'll get ten, right?
That's right.
What are you eating, Yokoyama-san?
A sandwich!
I see. I don't like it when you say it like that.
We're not playing that kind of game right now.
We're not playing "eating a sandwich."
Okay.
Sashihara-san, are you tired?
You're eating a lot.
No, I'm not.
Are you okay?
Next is a fashion check that has nothing to do with games!
Yay!
Thank you for your enthusiasm.
We're going to do a fashion check now.
Actually, it didn't have anything to do with gold.
Since we're doing it, let's give a gold medal to the person who has the cutest fashion out of all of us.
Let's start with Oshima-san for the fashion check.
Okay!
Can you stand over there for a second?
I have to go forward, right?
Yes.
I'm super rough.
Is this a costume?
It's a personal costume.
Oh, it's a personal costume.
Is it normal?
The top T-shirt...
Doesn't it make your neck too loose?
Is it like that?
It's like that.
What's the point of this fashion?
The point of fashion is...
There are a lot of studs on the denim.
Wow, amazing!
Can you show me the denim?
It's true!
It's fashionable.
It's awkward!
Can you stand back a little more and show me your whole body?
Can you see my whole body?
Stand back a little more.
Can you turn around for me?
I can't see you at all!
I see.
Can you see me?
I can't see you!
I see.
Thank you very much!
Now, Ms. Kitahara.
It's a little cramped in here.
It's cramped in here.
Can you tell me about your fashion today?
I love borders today.
That's why I'm wearing a lot of borders.
Do you wear a lot of borders?
That's right! I'm wearing a green camisole.
Yay! Yay!
I see.
Now, Ms. Yokoyama.
Yes!
How can I show you in the car?
It's impossible.
Can you move back a little? I want to see your whole body.
I'll go back.
I'm sorry, but can you move towards me?
I can't see your back.
A little more.
A little more to your left.
A little more back.
Can you stand in the seat next to me?
Over there?
Can you bend over a little?
I can see your whole body.
Is it only half of me?
Can you show me your fashion point?
This is a ribbon pattern.
I can't see it at all, but it's a ribbon pattern.
That's a fashion point.
I like your boots.
They are autumn boots.
I'll show you my fashion point.
Okay.
I'll show you my fashion point.
It's a little narrow here.
Wait a minute.
Are you okay?
I don't know what to say if I say it like this.
You know...
You always tell me to stay still.
You have a great posture.
Stay still.
What is this posture?
Wait a minute.
It's a fashion check.
You should show me a cute posture.
How about this posture?
I like it.
Well...
People always tell me I'm plain.
So I'm wearing flashy clothes today.
Are you wearing casual clothes or costumes?
I'm shooting a movie this month, so I'm wearing costumes.
I see.
Do you tell your stylist what kind of clothes you want to wear?
I think everyone does.
I'm decided by my face color of the day.
What do you mean by your face color of the day?
People tell me I'm wearing flashy clothes because I'm wearing casual clothes.
So you're wearing a lot of casual clothes today, aren't you?
Yes, I'm wearing a lot of casual clothes.
When I'm on Skype, I look like I'm in a bad condition.
I see.
It's terrible.
That's right.
I see.
That's what costumes are like.
They change depending on the day.
I see.
Well...
Now...
Except for you...
Please point out what you think is cute about this person's clothes.
The person with the most votes will get a four- pack gold card.
Yes!
Are you ready?
Yes!
One, two...
Boom!
I can't see your fingers at all.
No, no!
You have a bad intuition!
What?
You can't tell by looking at the screen, can you?
There are four screens like this now, right?
You want me to point it out like this, don't you?
If you point it out, I can't see it.
Oh, like this!
That's right!
Oh, no!
Are you ready?
Let's do it!
One, two...
Boom!
Oh! Oshima-san is Yokoyama-san, Sashara-san is also Yokoyama-san, and Kitahara-san is...
Sashara-san!
And with that... Yokoyama-san!
Congratulations!
You got four Parachinkas!
Thank you very much!
Okay...
There are a lot of times where you have to point like this in the future, so remember that, okay?
Okay!
Okay, everyone...
Now...
Special game!
With that...
There is a cardboard box over there...
Oshima-san, right?
Oshima-san is the only one, but...
I think Oshima-san has a special small box in his cardboard box.
Can you take it out for me?
It is a special box that does not include others.
Yay!
Now...
Please open it!
What is it?
No!
Now...
With that...
It is a cake!
Today is Oshima-san's birthday!
Congratulations!
How old are you now?
I'm 17 years old!
I see.
I'm 23 years old.
You're still 23 years old!
I'm 3 years old.
How old were you when you started doing AKB?
I'm 17 years old.
So it's been 6 years.
Yes, it's been 6 years.
In AKB, 23 years old is the oldest, right?
It's the second oldest.
What about the oldest?
The oldest is 25 years old.
So all of you are young!
Well, yes.
Oshima-san, do you have anything you'd like to say at 23 years old?
Hey!
Don't eat me!
Do you have anything you'd like to say at 23 years old?
At 23 years old...
Let's see...
You're still 23 years old...
That's right.
I want to mature a little!
You want to get closer to your adult charm.
The game I prepared for you is...
"Blow out candles with your nose"!
I'm sorry!
I can't do it today!
I want you to mature!
I was surprised! I thought you were playing "Blow out candles with your nose"!
No!
You're right! Adults can't do it!
Can adults do it?
Of course!
Can you do it, too?
Of course! I did it when I was 24 years old!
It's my masterpiece!
Let me blow out the candles!
Okay!
Can you do it yourself?
I can do it!
Why?
Can you show me the cake?
I like it!
Well...
How many candles should I blow out?
23 candles!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6...
I like it!
I don't like it!
7, 8, 9...
23 candles is a lot of candles!
It's a lot of candles!
Is it?
It's 15 candles now, right?
What?
It's not enough!
It's full of candles!
It's your nose, right?
I'll blow it out with my nose!
I wanted you to eat it deliciously!
Of course I want you to eat it deliciously!
How about now?
4, 5, 20?
I don't like it! 4 candles is not enough!
I don't like it!
3 more?
It's full of candles!
Isn't there a big one?
Usually, there are 2 big ones and 3 small ones.
Can you light it up?
I set it to 25 candles!
I don't like it!
It's messy!
I set it to 25 candles.
Look at this!
It's quite a lot!
It's amazing!
Can you light it up and put it out?
Well...
I'll set it to 10 seconds.
If you put it out in 10 seconds, you'll get gold.
Okay, I'll keep an eye on it.
If you can't put it out in 10 seconds, you'll get gold.
I'm sorry. I can't cheer you up.
Really?
I'm glad you cheered me up.
I'm curious about it.
It's on fire!
Sing a song and put it out in 10 seconds.
It's on fire!
1, 2, 3!
10!
I want this time I can be with you to last longer than a dream
I want to talk with you about my longing for you
Ten! Nine! Eight! Seven! Six! Five! Four!
Wow!
Amazing!
You are amazing!
No, no, this is a fire!
Amazing fire! Very hot!
By the way, the cream is very melted!
You have a great sense of humor!
By the way, this program was provided by the sponsor you are watching.
Congratulations!
Ms. Chie Sawa will do her best!
You have become a wonderful adult woman!
Thank you!
Did I get closer to Ms. Matsu Takako?
Ms. Matsu is not doing such a thing!
Of course not!