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And now, our Sunday night variety show "Yonpara" has begun.
This is Not Yet's new show.
As you know, Not Yet is not here right now.
I asked the staff...
Excuse me, I don't have a pen and paper, so I'll excuse myself.
Um...
I went to a meeting with Yasu Akimoto.
I said, "It's okay for four of you to do it, but you're busy, so you can't get together."
So I said, "Let's do a show that can be established somehow even if we don't get together."
So we're going to do it using Skype, which is popular now.
It's an innovative show.
Now, four of you are now standing by with Skype up and running.
You don't know that I'm the MC yet.
It's 11 p.m. right now.
So it's 11 p.m. this year.
Now, I'd like to call out the four of you.
It says "start" on Video 2, doesn't it?
If I say "start," will it start?
What should I do?
Hello?
Is it connected?
Oh! It's connected!
Huh? It's connected.
Wow!
It's connected!
Huh?
Good morning!
It's me!
You look cool!
I don't know what you're talking about.
Changun clan is...
Huh? Changun clan is...
Kisugaman! Changun clan is...
I think this system is impossible.
It's a mess and I don't know what you're talking about.
You're fast!
It seems like someone said Changun clan is the MC.
Changun clan is...
Changun clan is good...
Hey!
Sasha!
What are you eating?
Show me what you're eating!
Huh? Is it a comment?
Yeah.
I'm at the TV station now!
And you're in a car, right?
Yes!
It's a car!
Yeah, where are you going?
I don't know where I'm going...
Are you in a car you don't know where you're going?
You shouldn't drive such a car!
It's dangerous!
Thank you!
Are you okay, Ms. Okuyama?
And...
Where are you going, Ms. Kitahara?
Yes!
I'm in the recording studio now.
Oh, you're recording something now.
Oh, I'll do it from now on.
Oh, I see.
What about you, Ms. Oshima?
I'm shooting!
It's close! It's close!
You're too close!
I'm shooting for JJ.
What?
I'm shooting for JJ.
You're shooting for JJ.
It's fashionable!
We're in the same group, but we don't know what we're doing.
We don't know.
That's how it is.
And this Skype!
Yes!
Do you usually use it?
I do. I've done it before.
Oh, you've done it before.
I use it.
Oh, you all use it.
So, Yonpara has started.
Do you know what kind of show it is?
It's a show where four of us talk to each other on Skype.
What?
It's a show where four of us meet up on Skype.
Yes, we meet up and play games together.
Sashihara, you've been saying that the line is bad and you should turn off the video.
That's right.
Sashihara's line is especially bad.
That's right. I can't hear you at all.
The line may cut off in the middle of the show.
Sometimes it doesn't cut off and sometimes it does.
The line doesn't cut off when it's in good condition.
Yes, that's right.
I want to know how late you are.
I will clap my hands.
If you can hear me, clap your hands.
Then I will know what you are doing.
OK.
Here we go.
You are late!
What?
You are so late!
Sashara, are you really from Brazil?
Is it really this late?
Sometimes it's early and sometimes it's late.
I will check it again.
I will clap my hands now.
I can't do it anymore.
Sashara's improvement. Who will make it?
It won't succeed.
OK. Let's do the title call.
Let's do the title call.
Ms. Oshima, you are in charge of it.
Do you know that the title is "yonpara"?
Of course we know it. Don't you know it?
Don't you know it?
Don't you know something like "not yet"?
Don't you know something like a subtitle?
We don't have a subtitle, but if you want to add it, please add it.
Let's add it together.
You want to add "yonpara something something", don't you?
Yes.
Don't you have a sketchbook there?
No, we don't.
Don't you have a sketchbook there?
No, we don't.
We have a cardboard box.
I heard something around me.
You have a cardboard box, don't you?
Yes, we do.
Please take a sketchbook.
There are a lot of things in it.
Yes.
Each of you has a cardboard box and various tools in it.
Why do you have a cardboard box?
Don't lie to me.
Because it's in this cardboard box.
There is no frozen cardboard box in it.
Staff, please decorate it in a cute way.
What?
It's a hexagonal cardboard box.
Hey, everyone!
Please show me what kind of cardboard box you have.
I'm curious about it.
What?
Orange!
Oh, orange.
Is this sponsored by a farmer?
It's amazing.
OK.
There are various tools in the cardboard box.
Yes.
Please take a sketchbook.
Yes.
If you have a subtitle you want to add to Yonpara, please write it down and we'll decide which one to choose.
What is it?
Please hurry up. I don't like editing this kind of part at all.
Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up!
You'll change the channel! You'll change the channel!
Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up!
Let's start with the person who wrote it.
I'm saying this all of a sudden.
I've decided on a subtitle.
As expected of you, Ojima-san, you're fast.
Here's Yonpara's subtitle!
The four of us are in paradise.
Not yet! Yonpara!
That's Yonpara!
That's pretty good.
It means "it's not yet".
Huh?
Not yet means "it's not yet".
It means "it's not yet".
Who else?
Yokoyama-san!
Yonpara!
Y-o-n-p-a-r-a!
Wait a minute.
I don't think it's good at all.
What is it?
Oh, I see. That's what it means.
All right, Ara-san.
All right, I'll do it.
All right, Kawashima-san and Roppu-yan and...
Can you stop calling me "Kawashima-san" all of a sudden?
My father doesn't know that much about me.
I feel like I'm a stranger all of a sudden.
All right, Ara-san.
All right, Yonpara! Have a wonderful day from tomorrow!
Have a wonderful day from tomorrow!
Oh!
So...
Oh, that's nice!
All four of you are here, but...
Yes!
Well...
To make it clear...
All four of you are not yet in "Paradise"...
Yonpara, let's do it like we did in the first episode.
All right!
All right, please give me the title call.
One, two...
All four of you are not yet in "Paradise"...
Yonpara...
What?
No subtitles from next week!
See you next week!
So now we're going to play a game...
What do you mean you're hungry? You were eating!
Fine, eat up.
Let's play the first game!
The first one is...
"Yonpara Dekosen"!
What is this?
This is a theater.
Am I like this?
Do you think I'm like this?
Now I know what you think of me, Oshima-san.
You don't have a good impression of me, do you?
No, I don't. I'm just shy and don't talk much.
That's right.
If you don't have a camera, you barely talk.
Did you hear about the title?
No, I didn't.
"Yonpara Dekosen"!
The rules are...
There is a rice cracker in a cardboard box.
You put the cracker on your forehead...
and eat it with only your face moving.
That's right.
If you four eat the cracker first...
you win this "Yonpara Dekosen".
Asahiyo-san!
This is not a game where you eat a cracker normally.
It's not a game like that, is it?
No one is watching you.
Put it on your forehead.
I'm watching you.
I'm leading you.
Can you do it?
I don't think I can do it at all.
She's doing it.
Do you have to do it with your hands?
Do you have to do it directly?
You can put it on your forehead.
Everyone, please put it on your forehead.
Sashara-san, you look like you have a nosebleed. Are you okay?
It's not started yet, Oshima! Oshima! Stop it! Stop it!
Not yet!
I'm telling you to stop it.
What's with that face? It's not started yet.
I'm getting salt in my eyes.
Everyone, please be careful.
There is information that salt gets in your eyes.
Yokoyama-san is getting ready seriously.
Are you ready?
Ready...
Start!
Oshima-san's face is moving well.
Oshima-san is in first place!
It's a great success!
Oshima-san is in second place!
And...
Yokoyama-san and Kita-san are in exactly the same situation.
It's amazing.
It's a failure!
Go for it, Yui!
Are you okay?
Kita-san is in third place!
Yokoyama-san is waiting for you.
Yokoyama-san, please hurry up.
It's a muscle!
Hurry up!
Yokoyama-san hates muscles.
Yokoyama-san's image is getting worse.
It's getting worse.
Please hurry up!
Why are you shaking?
Hurry up!
Just a little more!
Her image is at its limit.
It's a failure!
So, Oshiba is the best!
As expected!
So, Yonparakinka is a get!
Get!
So, Yokoyama-san!
Yes!
Well...
Your image is at its limit.
It's a failure!
Well...
I'll hang up now.
What did you say?
Goodbye!
Please hang up now, Yokoyama-san.
She hung up!
If you reconnect your phone, your image will be restored.
So, I'll hang up now.
Will you continue to support me in this state?
I don't want to see it.
It's reconnected!
Your image is restored!
It's restored!
Is it restored?
That's good!
So, shall we move on to the next game?
Yes!
The next game is...
Yonparakoyori!
Koyori!
Koyori?
It's a koyori.
This is...
Everyone, I think you have a tissue over there.
Use the tissue to make a koyori.
Ouch!
The one who sneezes first wins.
It's cute.
Yes.
I sneezed behind my back.
I love tissues.
You should open the box of tissues.
Goodbye for now!
Goodbye for now?
Huh?
What's wrong?
Goodbye for now!
What's wrong?
It's gone.
What happened?
Oh, it's there.
What's wrong?
Ms. Sashara?
It was cold, so I lowered the air conditioner.
How loose is it?
Everyone, please make koyori first.
Yes.
Oh, Sashara stopped!
Oh, it hasn't stopped, but it's about to reach its limit.
There's a radio wave.
Is it the limit?
Yes.
Ms. Kitahara has the biggest image.
Oh, really?
Is Ms. Oshiba's koyori ready?
It's pretty thick, isn't it?
That's right, you have to go to Ms. Sashara.
Oh, really?
It's because I raised the air conditioner.
Oh, really? Is it okay?
Everyone, please make your own koyori.
Are you ready?
Yes!
Now, Yonpara Koyori, start!
The one who sneezes first wins.
This is quite an amazing video.
Ms. Yokano, are you coming?
Oh, she's not coming.
Raise your hands if you think you're about to sneeze!
Everyone, when you sneeze, please get as close as you can to the screen...
...and sneeze as hard as you can so that the camera catches you.
Oshiba is attacking in detail.
Oh, it's coming!
It's not coming! Tears are coming out!
Tears are coming out!
When you try to take it out, it doesn't come out.
Kitahara is going pretty far.
Oh!
Yes!
Tears are coming out of my keyboard.
Oshiba is strong.
Oh!
It's gone.
It's not a rule that you can take it out when it's over.
It's impossible.
The other three are late!
I haven't sneezed lately, so I forgot how to sneeze.
There are people who haven't sneezed lately.
Oh!
It's doubled!
Go! Go! Go!
Hey, Yokoyama-san, are you okay?
Well, I...
You know, there's an infrared scanner like this.
But it's so weak that I'm about to cry again today.
No, no, no, it's not broken at all.
No, the tip of the little one is already bent.
Look, that's not gonna work.
Everyone, you're too late!
I'll make it one more time.
Yeah, make it a little sharper.
Can you do it like that?
No, no, I can't do it.
Oshima-san, you're too close.
But I'm bored.
You're bored, that's right.
But this bored guy is cheering you on.
It's okay.
Hey, but until everyone does it...
Too close, too close!
Until everyone does it...
Oh, there you are, Yokoyama-san, come here!
He's not coming.
He's not coming?
Welcome!
Until everyone can do it, we'll do this corner.
I'm bored, too, so I'll do it.
Oh, I have one, too!
I'm bored, too, so I'll do it.
Kawashima-san, too.
Don't call me Kawashima-san, okay?
I'm bored.
I can't do it at all.
Is it that hard?
I'm good at this.
If you can't go this sharp, you can't do it.
Do you feel like you're touching it a little?
You're good! You did it! You did it!
(cough)
(laugh)
It's easy!
You can't do it like this?
Isn't it too thin?
You're not good at it.
It's too thick and I feel like I'm pushing it in too much.
Why?
I'll make it really thin and push it in.
I see. I'll do it again.
How long do you want me to do it?
How many minutes do you want me to do it?
Okay, one minute more.
Okay!
If you can do it in under one minute, you'll get the Yonpara gold coin.
Why?
I made a special rule for you. Ready, start!
I want you to stay with me longer than a dream.
Who is that?
What is it?
30 seconds pass!
All right! I got a quadruple pass!
You can't get a double pass, can you?
I can't do it at all!
10 seconds pass!
I can't do it!
5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
Time's up!
I didn't know she was such a nosy girl!
She really is!
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I got a quadruple pass!
Who is this?
I got a quadruple pass!
When I see Oshio-san like that, I have a bad feeling about it.
You're mean!