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Well, you being next to me, does it mean that?
Well, I don't know if it means that, but it seems a little unpleasant.
No, no, no.
Now, suddenly, Mr. Hamada.
Yes, yes.
For example, what kind of person do you think of as someone who often appears in this program?
Well, it starts with Kuro-chan for sure.
Yes, yes.
For example, those entertainers who can be used like a prank.
Yes, yes, that's right.
I have that image of them too.
That's right.
This time, we looked up the number of people who appeared in "Downtown" on Wednesdays.
Oh, I see.
Yes, it's the number of people who appeared in it, so it's the number of times "Downtown" appeared in all the programs I've appeared in.
I see, I see.
The higher the percentage, the less people are casted in this program.
No, no, no, no, no.
It's a very rare program.
Oh, I see, I see, I see.
Yes, it's the number of people who only appear in "Downtown" on Wednesdays.
I see.
Yes.
"Downtown" on Wednesdays.
"Downtown" on Wednesdays. Appearance rate ranking.
This time, we conducted an investigation targeting NHK and six major TV programs broadcasted by REIWAIKO.
By the way, for example, "Mamataru" and "Otsuruhiman", their number of appearances on TV is 224.
And of those, their number of appearances on "Downtown" on Wednesdays is 12.
Oh, I see.
Therefore, the number of appearances on "Downtown" on Wednesdays is 5.36%.
I see. It looks like you're sleeping more.
This time, we picked up 30 entertainers with strong impressions of "Downtown" on Wednesdays in advance.
Based on the TV appearance information for about six years of those 30 groups, we created a ranking.
Such "Downtown" appearance rate ranking on Wednesdays.
First, 15th place is...
Minamikawa.
Well, Minamikawa is like that, too.
Wow!
Starting with the target of the prank...
Assistant actor of an eye detective...
Long-term endurance theory...
Minamikawa has appeared in various projects.
He has appeared in various patterns.
Out of 449 TV appearances on "Reiwa"...
Are there any others?
"Downtown" on Wednesdays is...
30.
Therefore, the appearance rate is...
6.68%.
It's still 15th place.
Minamikawa has appeared in many "Downtown" projects.
Here is a theory that was quite impressive.
It's a tough theory of breaking a shell with a stone like a raccoon.
We challenged these three entertainers with strong impressions of "Downtown".
Five raccoons will be smashed on their bellies.
The one who finishes eating first will win this project.
First of all, each of them will choose a stone that is easy to smash.
I'm scared of this guy.
Is this important for my stomach?
This is also a serious problem.
Doing it in a hospital room is...
Now, "Real Raccoon Championship" starts!
Really?
Now, "Real Raccoon Championship" starts!
A big one is coming!
Ouch! Failure!
A stone pierces his stomach!
What's going on?
It's not a tough level!
A toothache is spreading!
Can you do it again?
Wow!
A big one is coming!
It's hard!
He got more damage than expected.
Three people died of one blow.
In addition to the difficulty of catching a shell with a pinpoint,
even a little off,
this competition causes great damage to the stomach.
On Sunday, with the first blow, a stone pierces his stomach completely.
He hasn't recovered yet.
Meanwhile, two minutes have passed.
With sharp stones, it captures the center of the shell and spits it out magnificently.
It takes care of the safety of the inside of the shell and eats it with grilled hamaguri.
And then, Minamikawa breaks the extremely hot hamaguri and leads the game.
Minamikawa has left it behind.
Will Ao catch up with him?
He broke it.
It's getting better and better.
The game is over.
Minamikawa is in the lead.
That's amazing.
How about Michio?
Michio is big.
No problem at all.
Is that so?
Hamaguri juice is flying all over your face.
"I don't have any talent."
Ogata and Minamikawa started to get the hang of it.
However, Michin didn't know how to break the rock.
And then...
This is the last one.
Will Ogata be able to win this match?
Oh, no!
Super play!
Oh, no!
Super play!
And then...
Now, Ogata, for some reason, he's putting a lot of pressure on Yamada.
You can't do that!
Why not?
Did you want something exciting?
With enthusiasm, he crushed the last hamaguri.
With this, he ate all five of them.
Don't you want to see the example of rakko?
I want to see it!
I want to study it!
Then, here is the example of a real rakko that has actually been cut.
The back is quite low.
Isn't this stone?
Isn't it stone?
No, it's the opposite!
It's stone at the bottom.
It's stone at the stomach.
You are smart, rakko.
This is a shell!
It's over here, isn't it?
No, it's definitely more efficient.
Rakko is smart!
What is it?
I didn't know about it!
Please tell me about it first!
We said it's like a rakko, but Miyasako did it in reverse.
I see.
That's right.
It's so reckless.
So, rakko's eloquence was better than we thought.
Wednesday's "downtown" appearance rate ranking.
Then, the 14th place is...
Yamada Katsumi.
Do you remember this person?
No, I don't.
The program was first aired in 2015.
Of course, Sasuke is related to this theory.
That's right, that's right.
However, after that, Sasuke and Sasuke's theory appeared more and more.
Wednesday's "downtown" appearance rate was 7.81%.
By the way, Sasuke's appearance rate was only 12.5%.
Surprisingly, Sasuke appeared in various programs based on physical fitness.
I see.
This is the theory that Sasuke set up for a man like Sasuke.
It is impossible for a comedian to set up for a man like Sasuke without letting him say "Sasuke" to Yamada Katsumi.
Comedians will set up for a man like Yamada Katsumi without letting him say "Sasuke" to Yamada Katsumi.
In this competition, they will compete for how much time they can survive without letting them say "Sasuke" to Yamada Katsumi.
The first challenger is...
Hello, I'm Saraba, a young man.
Today, I'm at Gakugyoya University Shopping Mall.
Saraba, a young man.
Let's call our guest, Yamada-san.
Yamada-san!
The time limit is one hour.
Will he be able to survive?
Hello, nice to meet you.
I'm Yamada Katsumi. Nice to meet you.
You're Yuta, right?
Nice to meet you.
He said it right away.
I see.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Yamada Katsumi. Nice to meet you.
You're Yuta, too.
I'm Yamada Katsumi. Nice to meet you.
He said it without hesitation.
You'll spill it, Sasuke!
However, it would be too cruel for him to end his introduction with "Sasuke",
so he decided to give him one more chance.
I've never done it before.
Right.
Oh, it's a nice bicycle.
I want a bicycle like this.
Because you run while riding a bicycle, right?
I just...
Do you ride a train?
A train...
That's dangerous!
Sometimes...
Eel, eel, eel...
You can't put too much of it, can you?
Eel...
That's why I like sauce.
Eel sauce is good.
I like sauce.
Eel sauce is delicious.
However, the topic that seems to get closer to Sasuke was blocked early.
In addition...
It's getting older now, isn't it?
What should we do about this aging problem?
In order to keep Sasuke away, they chose a method.
They chose a talk theme that ignores ageing.
My mom tells me that my pension is going down every year.
I see.
Don't you think you can be like a commentator?
No, I can't.
I don't know much about it.
No, you know a lot about it.
No, I only know Sasuke.
I only know Sasuke's knowledge.
Of course you know Sasuke.
As a result, Sanada is out in 6 minutes and 57 seconds.
However, since the next challenger is out of time, they can't tell a joke yet.
So, they have to continue the fire fight location for an hour without any motivation or content.
I'm Sanada. I'm 3 years old.
I only know Sasuke.
As a result, Sanada is out in 14 shots of Sasuke.
I only know Sasuke.
As a result of Sanada's sword, Sasuke is allowed to do a two-out.
The next challenger is...
Hello, everyone. I'm Yoshimura.
I'm Yoshimura.
Today, I'm at Happy Road Oyama Shopping Street.
Let me introduce you to him.
He's called "Naniwa's Terminator Legend".
Let me introduce you to him.
Mr. Yamada!
Thank you for joining us today.
Thank you for having me.
I'm honored to be here with you.
It's an honor for me, too.
He's the Terminator of Naniwa.
It's an honor for me to work with him.
He's called "Naniwa's Terminator Legend" because he wants to be a legend.
YOSHIMURA called him in with his first catchphrase as a minor.
YOSHIMURA blocked YOSHIMURA's opening with his legend and hug.
I'm a legend!
There is a musical instrument in the city!
What about this?
This is a popular one for girls.
This is a popular one now.
There is a cheese dog.
What is this?
It's a hot dog.
He was tired.
He continued to block YOSHIMURA.
The filming time passed 45 minutes.
A brain scientist said.
When you say words you don't usually say,
your mouth doesn't get used to it.
Your muscles that you have never used move.
Your brain muscles go to your brain.
Tapitapi, shopping streets, cheese dogs.
When you say such cute things,
you think it's very good.
That's what he said.
Sasuke Pakai doesn't get it.
He likes to say things fast.
This is the end of the 47 minute 7 second video.
Yamada Katsumi-san was also included.
She will definitely be included. Every staff likes Yamada.
That's right.
However, I thought Yamada-san's percentage was higher, but even 7% was surprising.
That's right.
Wednesday's "Downtown" performance rate ranking.
Next, in 13th place...
Fujiwara Fujimoto.
Already this many?
Along with appearing in various recordings in various roles...
He appeared in a lot of movies.
Fujimoto also appeared in a lot of studios.
That's right.
His appearance rate is 7.97%.
Here is a theory that Fujimoto appeared in a combination recording.
Fujiwara Haranishi.
No matter what kind of gag his juniors do...
"I have one like that too, but I haven't copied it."
It is possible for him to have a habit of doing that.
That's why...
Using the name of a variety show that exists...
A fake audition for "Newcomer Gagger Exploration Project" will be held.
Since it is the corner emcee Haranishi's personal case...
I see.
Using the setting of "self-judgment"...
He will directly have a habit of doing that.
I'm getting old.
Moreover, against the ten gags...
Haranishi will improvise a gag that looks like it.
I see.
Using that habit of doing that...
If he can copy all of the gags...
He will win the theory.
This is quite difficult.
I'm copying it.
Immediately...
A first-time young gagger who has nothing in common with Haranishi...
Excuse me.
I'm the emcee of this corner.
And with the fake director's approval...
The audition will start immediately.
The gag that will be performed is...
"Dash with a pigeon".
I will do it for now.
Ok.
The first gag...
The "m" is "gag".
"Gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, go away".
"Go away".
I think you can do it.
That's good.
This gag is also...
Haranishi is thinking about it, right?
Yes.
He's thinking about it.
He's a weirdo.
He's thinking about it a lot.
He's thinking about it a lot, isn't he?
His head is spinning.
He's thinking about it a lot, isn't he?
And...
Well...
Well, you know...
Using sound and stuff like that...
That kind of gag...
When I think about it, it's funny.
Oh, I see.
I think it's like that.
That's good.
It's a little...
Well, it's not perfect, but...
Oh, here it comes.
It's a little...
It's a little like...
I'm a little...
"Ah!"
And...
What do you want to do with it?
You're a bad guy.
Well, I've got one of my own.
It's like that one.
What was it?
(Singing)
It's funny.
(Singing)
It's good.
It's funny.
My song is "Takanakuji".
(Singing)
I'm a corner emcee of a stadium, so I'm watching it there for the time being.
It's okay, it's a corner like this, but I think it should be a little different.
And 100,000 likes for the best gag.
It was a success in recruiting in a flash.
There are still a few more, aren't there?
There are still more.
Well, then...
The next healing character gag.
Rilakkuma, Tarepanda, Onigiri Musaburi Grandma.
What?
It's good.
It's hard to remember.
The second gag is also...
What do you think of this one?
I think it's interesting.
I think it's interesting, but...
Well, but...
Well, well...
In the meantime, this one is also recruiting.
Do it.
Hey...
Well, I'm a little calm, too.
Make a judgment.
What kind of thing is it?
Well, my gag is...
"If you eat a spider's ear, is it delicious?"
I don't think so at all.
Didn't you clear it?
Somehow.
You barely did it.
Wait a minute.
You can't do it!
Haranishi said.
I'm so excited!
And with a lunch box of this size, I ate a rice ball and a rice ball, and picked up a carrot and a burdock and said, "Take it!"
The second one was successfully confiscated.
And even after that, young entertainers continued to make jokes and Haranishi continued to confiscate them.
In the midst of all of this, what happened to the eighth entertainer?
Oh, she's here.
Hello!
Huh? A woman?
It's my first time.
Wow, she's so mysterious.
I wonder if it's going to be tough.
Okay, let's start with the joke.
Yes!
Can I say one thing?
Yes!
That's a strong enemy.
Peta Peta, Peta Peta, Peta Peta,
Here comes the toughest topic for today,
Hello Kitty-chan.
Is there a joke that seems like you?
There is.
There is, isn't it?
There is.
Peta? Peta Peta?
Peta Peta,
Hello Kitty-chan with stickers.
You don't have to do it. You can remember it, can't you?
Well...
I...
Well...
There is such a world view.
I change a little bit.
I don't know what you mean...
In my case...
Don't do it!
When I do it...
When I do it like this...
"Hero Kitty-chan"
He managed to squeeze it out and succeed in recruiting it.
But he is also in "Hero Kitty-chan" state.
And the ninth person is...
I'm a little busy since I came back...
My name is Latissue.
I've heard of you.
Nice to meet you.
Of course, the gag he will show is...
"Yukkuri Yanmei" (Yukkuri = slowly, Yanmei = stop)
But there is only one gag...
Well...
"Yari Nikkui" (It's hard to do)
This is the gag I have...
Can you do it?
It's like this...
It's easy...
Ice cream, I'm sorry!
It's a pubterry!
Um...
I'm sorry, but I don't want you to do it anymore.
I'm sorry.
Why have you been silent until now?
And last,
The gag unit of the trio appears.
C-3PO!
This gag relay is so tough.
Without finding a way in this continuous gag relay.
After watching it for a year and a half...
Try it! How is it?
I haven't worn it yet. Can you look at it for me?
Well, I'll take most of them! Most of them!
Not at all!
He's waving his hand like this.
As a result, he couldn't collect the last one.
Yes, I'm sorry.
As a result, he's back in the rankings.
Next, the 12th place is...
"Kobon Kobon"?
Let's do it again!
With an impressive appearance, they have a strong image of "downtown" on Wednesdays.
They appeared only four times in "Reiwa", and their appearance rate is 8.7%.
In fact, they have a lot of TV work.
In addition to the entertainment program that they have appeared constantly for many years,
Right after their reconciliation in 2004, they appeared in many popular programs.
Next, the 11th place is...
"Kiss Takago Takano".
As a target of pranks, they have appeared on TV more than four years ago.
Last year, they appeared more than 100 times.
Such Takano's "downtown" rate on Wednesdays was 9.8%.
And when his schedule was still empty, what Takano did was...
Even when shooting "Looking for Someone Who Doesn't Exist",
if you encounter someone who is prepared to do it to some extent,
it's a verification of "do you just believe it?".
For example, there is a "chonmage".
I don't think there is a "chonmage".
"Chonmage", "backward walking", "backward walking people" etc.
They will be challenged to "rare character bingo" that they can't do.
In the case of Takano, in addition to "shikomi", one more element is added.
Excuse me.
Is the TV okay?
No, it's fine.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I feel sorry for you.
It's the hardest thing to do on location.
I'm sorry.
I found it for the first time in a while.
If you can't find "rare character bingo", you can't appear on the show.
Are you serious?
I feel sorry for you.
It's a little realistic now.
Does it mean you can't use it?
You're just making me say it.
Does it mean you don't have to feel frustrated about what you said?
But you're not a normal person.
The person you just met was also strange.
What are you talking about?
You can also find a natural person eating oden while walking.
Wow!
Without "shikomi".
I don't think you can use it.
I don't know what you're talking about.
This is also a natural appearance that you can't use.
Are you serious?
You're funny.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't think you can use it.
And you can also use Abe's mask that you can still use.
I don't like it.
I don't like it at all.
The next person to appear is...
What is this?
Behind the most impossible line is...
You're funny.
Can you tell me what you're doing?
Can I?
No, you can't.
What are you doing?
Suspicion. Suspicion.
What are you doing?
I can't do it.
It's really funny.
Why are you doing that?
It's a rewind.
I'm going to get a nosebleed.
NG and nosebleed are shocking.
I haven't done anything yet.
I haven't been able to open the hole yet.
Even after walking for eight hours like this, the shooting ended with no use at all.
Can you give me one more chance?
Can I do it one more time?
I'm sorry.
One more time?
I'm sorry.
This is the hardest thing I've ever done.
So it's day two of shooting.
Good luck, Takano!
Good luck!
Let's do our best!
He walked out of the store for two hours looking for someone who shouldn't be there.
Four hours!
It's no good.
A little...
He heads for Shinjuku, where the prepared characters are waiting for him.
Huh?
He's just lying down.
I'm sure this is okay!
I'm sorry.
I'm sure it's okay!
Huh? Can we talk for a second?
We're on TV.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
This is the worst!
Takano, hang in there!
Can we talk for a second?
Takano, hang in there!
Um...
Takano, hang in there!
What kind of bullying is this?
Can we talk for a second?
No, I can't.
No, no, no.
I'm really embarrassed.
Just for a second.
No, no, no.
I'm not in a good mood today.
You're cute.
No, no, no.
I'm serious.
No, no, no.
Can we talk for a second?
From now on, I'm like...
Sir...
What?
Sir...
What do you think?
Can we talk for a second?
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
He's like a detective.
Sir, I'm sorry, really...
Just for a second...
He's laughing hard.
We haven't gotten anything yet.
Oh, another one!
Another one!
If you get it...
I'll definitely cheer you on!
Can I ask you something?
Yes, yes.
Is it like "the other side of the same coin"?
Oh, yes, yes.
Excuse me, it's on TV...
Hey!
I'm busy right now, excuse me...
Excuse me, I'm busy right now, excuse me...
He's the old man.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry I'm walking around.
Shut up!
Be honest!
Er...
He looks like a student guide.
It's not smoke.
I don't doubt it.
It's amazing.
Something is coming.
What is it?
It's bread.
Go, go, go!
It's fun, isn't it?
We are running out of time.
We can't run like this.
We are running out of time.
It's like I'm in a movie.
I've never seen it before.
I doubt it.
A little bit of TV?
I'm in the middle of a show, so I can't do it.
I doubt it.
A little...
I'd like you to talk to me for a little while.
This delivery will stretch your eyes.
I'm in the middle of a show.
I'm done with my job.
You're serious.
Can I do it at the end?
No.
Oh, at the end.
No?
I'm in the middle of a show, so...
I'd like you to talk to me for a little while.
I told you not to do it!
He's angry.
Don't film me.
I can't do it anymore.
It's dark again.
Here it is!
What's going on?
I can't do it!
I'll put it on the TV.
What's going on?
Why can't you do it?
As expected, I can't interview you one after another.
You're amazing.
You're using your only lifetime of luck.
Be quiet.
What's going on with you?
Can you show me your watch?
Oh, I see.
It's a two-piece watch.
It's a TV show.
Can I talk to you for a little while?
No, I'm done with my job.
Just for a little while.
No, no, no.
It's okay.
I'm embarrassed.
It won't sell.
This watch.
It won't be loved by people who don't have it.
It's okay. It'll sell.
It won't be loved by people who don't have it.
After three days of zero income,
Takano's mentality is finally at its limit.
It won't sell.
So, let's talk about it.
I'm sorry.
Takano is angry.
It's Wednesday.
What?
Takano is angry.
Takano doesn't know what's going on.
He explains the plan.
Is it planned?
Yes, it is.
Is what you said true?
All of it.
All of it?
Are you telling me not to say it?
Yes.
Are you kidding me?
All of it is a lie?
Oden only.
It's true.
Oden only? Is it true?
So, Wednesday's Downtown Appearance Rating Ranking.
10th place is...
Matenro Antony.
Antony has appeared in many theories, mainly at home where he can do whatever he wants.
No, no, no!
His appearance rate is 12.42%.
9th place is...
Kuro-chan Yasuda Daisa.
Kuro-chan has an image of "downtown" but...
That's true.
His appearance rate is 7.5 times a year.
His impression is not so good.
I see. One time is strong.
Where is it?
His appearance rate is 13.64%.
8th place is...
More than Kuro-chan.
Makino Suteteko.
Her appearance rate is about 2 times a year but...
Suteteko has many impressive on-air performances.
Yes! Dekorman!
This is a lie.
Her Wednesday's Appearance Rating is 14.29%.
It's amazing that you try to do it when you come up with it.
What are you talking about?
Mr. Obon, Mr. Kobon, I hope you will continue to get along with me in the future.
No doubt about it.
I don't want you to think from the bottom of your heart that you want me to get along with you because of other people's ideas.
I feel like I want you to do your best.
Next, the seventh place in the ranking is "Chance Oshiro".
When he first appeared on the show, he was a part-time entertainer who didn't sell well.
After that, he increased his number of appearances on TV every year, and now he is one of the best-selling entertainers.
His downtown appearance rate on Wednesdays is 15.34%.
And "Chance Oshiro's first prank in his life"
At a meeting at a cafe, the staff asks him to show off his pranks as much as he can.
As a result of that, he is about to be killed by a yakuza.
So first of all...
I would like you to remove some of the pranks you told me earlier.
Is it okay?
Please stand up.
Can you make some noise here?
It's okay.
It's a little confusing for him to show off his pranks in a cafe.
Are you sure you want me to do it?
There are a lot of yakuza here.
I'm not worried at all.
Are you sure?
I'm worried about the engine trouble.
And "Chance Oshiro" easily swallowed the director's stupid request.
And from there...
What are you talking about?!
As planned, a yakuza appears.
Hey you, gingerbread man! What the hell are you doing?!
Are you a comedian or something?
Can you do it in a more serious way?
Shut up!
Are you a comedian or something?!
A chance to scare away a 190cm tall yakuza.
To that, he adds a new trick.
Hey you, gingerbread man!
Don't run away!
Hey you!
What?!
That's weird.
What's happened is...
A yakuza and a gingerbread man.
That's impossible.
A yakuza and a gingerbread man...
The initial price is about 200,000 yen.
200,000 yen?!
Hey you!
Bring me a bag!
For some reason, only one person has a chance to be linked up with him.
Hey you! Bring me a bag!
And in this convenient hideout called "cafe chokketsu",
nothing seems suspicious.
What are you gonna do about it?
Do you have 200,000 yen in savings?
Do you have 200,000 yen in savings?!
Who do you think you are?!
What do you mean "who do you think you are?!"
And from now on, it's going to be "the biggest "that can't be" situation.
What's up with you?
Show me your joke!
It's not funny.
That's weird.
You little...
You little dickhead.
You little boss, it's funny.
From now on, don't laugh at me, boss.
I'm gonna kill you.
Get out of here.
Um, this morning, like half a year ago...
YOU IDIOT BASTARD!
If you have experience in comedy, you'll know what I mean.
He accepted the request to show his jokes from the beginning.
Since he wasn't in a state to notice the prank...
Are you serious?
It's October 1st! October 1st!
This day, he didn't show his jokes.
What?
The next day, he called us for a fake talk show meeting.
We asked him about his recent strange episodes.
I was so scared that my heart was about to explode.
I asked him if we had a story meeting.
I asked him if there was any way to raise the tension.
I did it with all my might.
Honda Ushio said, "Shut up, you bastard!"
He wasn't a real person.
He said, "If you don't say something funny, I'll shoot you."
He didn't say anything strange about that day.
It was a chance to talk about the revolution.
But in the meantime, an unexpected episode popped up.
What's up?
I was stabbed by a sword 22 years ago.
The sword wasn't virgin.
However, the details are not very TV-like, so we omitted it this time.
This guy has a great life.
That's amazing.
He's sitting down.
Oh, I'm sorry.
It's a prank.
What?
What's with that face?
I'm sorry.
No, it's not me.
It's a prank?
Are you going to prank this celebrity?
It's Wednesday.
Matsumoto-san!
Hamada-san!
I won't say it once!
I'm Hamada-san!
It's been 23 years.
This is my second time.
This is baseball.
Baseball?
Wednesday's Downtown Appearance Rating Ranking.
Continuing, 6th place is...
Akatsu.
Aside from Wednesday's Downtown,
Akatsu's image is rarely seen.
Its appearance rate is 20.69% and surprisingly low.
Aside from that,
other than sumo related events and local Fukushima stories,
Akatsu and Sanma's programs often call for it.
Its Sanma rate is 17.24%.
I don't know what "Sanma rate" is.
This is Akatsu's long-term harsh and sumo-related verification.
Sumo. If you're the one who loses, you can freely control it.
If I lose...
There's a simple way of losing.
You just push me and push me out.
If you don't push me out, you can't win.
This time, from major to rare,
with a well-balanced card,
we'll aim for a bingo.
I can't change this.
This doesn't make any sense.
You lift me up and put me on your face like this.
Do you dare put your hand on my face like this?
So, the first place we visited
is this high school in Fukushima Prefecture, just like Akatsu's home.
They'll have a sumo fighter fight their opponent, but...
I'm counting on you!
If they find out that you're trying to lose on purpose, it won't be a verification, so...
I don't want my opponent to find out.
He's telling the students about a simple "Akatsu's Dojo Yaburi" project.
I see, I see.
It's about to start, but...
What's the first thing you're going to aim for?
Well, I think it's best to open it from the very center.
The first thing he's aiming for is...
Isami's legs, whose momentum is too high and his own legs give up first.
Will he be able to...
Seriously?
Don't let him in! Don't let him in!
It's not that simple!
In order for Isamiya-shi to lose...
First, he has to push his opponent all the way to the bottom of the ice.
That's right! He's being pushed! He's being pushed!
He's losing normally!
Also, he's losing to a high school student who weighs 70kg.
Will this also do something?
By the way, this rule is...
For now...
Push him all the way.
Push him all the way?
Push him all the way.
I won't push him all the way.
You won't?!
Even if you can push him all the way...
Even if I'm skinny...
I can still push him all the way.
This is pretty tough.
This is tough.
This is really tough.
I can't push him forward.
And now...
Let's go with the girls.
The girls...
Isamiya-shi, right?
Isamiya-shi.
She's a girl, isn't she?
Isamiya-shi.
Akatsudan pushed Tachiai-sousou to the edge of the cliff.
The moment she tried to step out of the cliff,
she took advantage of that movement and took a wonderful punch.
What's this? It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
The current referee is Ucchari.
Oh! Ucchari!
In the middle.
Isamiya-shi scored a difficult goal.
It was a real goal.
And she succeeded in opening the first bar.
But after that, she only took goals that didn't have bars.
She only got damaged in her body.
She lost three in a row.
In the middle of all of that...
It's dangerous, isn't it?
She lost like a heavyweight.
It's dangerous, isn't it?
Again, she was lucky in opening the first bar.
That kind of bad luck continued in...
Shouin Academy, Fukushima High School.
It's about time for Isamiya-shi to score a goal.
Isamiya-shi is having a hard time.
Could it be...
It's really difficult.
Oh!
The window...
I'm counting on you!
And Isamiya-shi's physical strength...
Isamiya-shi is going to the right!
How is it?
It's good!
She scored a goal!
She played against a total of 13 players and scored 4 goals.
She came to Kyushu Information University in Fukuoka Prefecture for the second day.
And on that day...
Shut up!
- What is this? - Open it! Open it!
- Simply... - It's up there! It's up there!
One day, the lucky draw that doesn't go as planned keeps opening up again and again continues.
- Should I try to pull it back and drop it? - Okay, next is to pull it back and drop it.
If you open it, you'll get a reach. It's difficult to decide where to aim.
- It's hard, isn't it? - Because you pulled it back.
- You have to pull it back and drop it. - That's right. You can't let it go back.
Obviously, she pulled it back herself.
It was an unnatural effort, but the decisive move was...
- This is... - It's sending it down.
The opponent didn't listen.
However, in this school, she played against a total of 12 people and successfully opened five bars.
And in this school, too...
She continues to send it down and drop it, but...
- Go for it! - You can do it!
He has been champion for 6 years in a row in the world championship.
But he still has a long way to go.
This is tough.
- This is really tough. - What should I do?
His last opponent is Nishijima-kun, who weighs 136kg.
Come on!
- Go for it! - You can do it!
- You can do it! - You can do it!
- He has such overwhelming bodies, he successfully caught up with him.
- You didn't fall behind… You didn't fall behind… - He did it! - Good.
- You reached it. - One more. - Reach. - Reach it.
- It's 30 times in a row since the start of shooting. - Interesting. - He finally reached it.
If he catches up with the remaining outside, he can reach bingo.
Of course, it can't be decided so easily.
But in the meantime...
Akatsu won.
47 consecutive losses.
A step here.
I wasn't trying to stop you.
Why did you win?
It's tough.
I don't know.
Okay!
You can do it, Akatsu!
Outside angle. I don't think it's that difficult.
That's it. That's it. That's it.
Not bad, right?
Instead of "just now"...
Outside angle.
You did it!
Congratulations!
You did it!
Congratulations!
Is that so?
Akatsu fell down and ate the outside angle.
He successfully won the bingo.
That's great!
Wednesday's "Downtown" ranking is...
The fifth place is...
I don't need two.
I'm not alone.
When it first appeared in 2022...
It was completely unknown.
After that, every time he appeared, he left a strong impact and his fame gradually increased.
And last year, mainly in commercials and dramas, he made a great break.
Such a record Wednesday's downtime rate is 28.57%.
It really looks like Wednesday's downtime will come out.
By the way, Ray's first TV appearance was in 2020.
He appeared as one of the members of the Miyazon Corps to the night world of Sakurai Ariyoshi.
Is the record CG?
It's there, isn't it?
Is there a CG?
Is it real?
And here's a theory that such a record was one of the breakers.
At this time, he only appeared as a fake, unknown thin-skinned man.
He's good at finding thin-skinned men.
When we placed the record of the target who was heading for the miso recording...
No, that's too much.
That's too much.
First of all, the first target is...
What are you doing?
Diane Tsuda.
I'm sure you can hear me.
What are you doing?
But...
That's true.
What's up?
Good morning.
What's up?
Good morning.
"Who the hell are you?"
That was awkward.
He said hello.
What's up?
It's awkward.
And...
Beautiful double eyelids.
It's awkward.
What's up?
It's awkward.
Everyone...
Everyone thinks it's awkward.
It's awkward.
You're trying to reverse the situation, aren't you?
The next target is...
Right in front of the office.
This is also right in front of the office.
Who is it?
This is also right in front of the office.
Who could it be?
If it's right in front of the office, we might be able to tell who it is.
I see.
In a different way.
Is he dead?
Good morning.
I'm sorry.
You apologized.
I'm sorry.
I made a mistake.
I'm sorry.
You're amazing.
Good morning.
You don't even say "I'm sorry."
You look like you're saying "There's another person like me in the world."
Are you serious?
I totally thought it was Eiji Kotougei.
I thought it was Eiji Kotougei just by his bald head, and I said "I'm sorry."
It was really strong.
You said "I'm sorry."
Was it that apology?
It was that apology.
Oh, so that's what it was.
I'm a little...
No, it's just your...
I'm a little...
It's just your rating.
I don't need your rating.
I don't need that kind of human element.
With that, they're back in the rankings.
And next, in 4th place...
"Mameshiba no Taigun."
Their appearance rate is 29.17%.
They've changed their members and changed their names.
This year, they're celebrating their 6th year.
They're the first idol group on the show, "Mameshiba no Taigun," but...
Up until now, they've appeared in variety shows only in downtown on Wednesdays.
Oh, I see.
Other than that, most of their shows have been music shows.
And the reason why "Mameshiba no Taigun" became "Shikakerin" is this boxed-tissue theory.
Their target was, of course...
"Mameshiba" producer, Kuro-chan.
You've gotten better, haven't you?
While they're practicing, they try sticking out a tissue while they're chatting.
Could it be...
Did you measure it?
No, no, it's the wall.
You can measure it with the wall?
It's the wall, so you can lift it up with your hands.
What?!
But you said it before...
Your weight...
"Downtown" appearance rate ranking, finally top 3 announcement!
But before that...
Don't say it!
It's Osco!
Mr. Osco and Ms. Wada Kazumi, who have appeared in this show on a regular basis,
have never appeared in any other show,
so their "downtown" appearance rate is 100% on Wednesdays,
and since they are Japanese, their appearance rate is low in this survey.
By the way, it's been a while since we've heard about Mr. Osco like that...
It's been a while.
It's been a while!
Osco! Osco!
He's saying it again and again...
Mr. Osco, how old are you now?
I'm Osco.
Um...
I don't know.
83.
How's your health?
Recently...
I'm Osco.
I'm Osco now.
He's Osco now.
Mr. Osco, who appears to be Osco in various places of his body,
I think I know what you're talking about.
That's what you're trying to say, isn't it?
Even now, he continues to practice karate every day.
Really?
Are you planning to participate in another karate competition?
Of course, I'm Osco!
Hey, can I take this?
What is it?
I don't want to talk about it.
You're cold-hearted.
That's it for 15th to 4th place.
I see.
This is the result of the ranking.
It's grateful and happy to be called by others here.
Mr. Chance, you have that kind of atmosphere in this show, don't you?
Oh, of course.
Recently, it's the same with the registration.
Yes.
That's why I think you have a surprising ranking.
Do you put Mameshiba here?
Well, of course, he is a talent.
Well, he is not an "osu" anymore.
He is active.
Oh, I see, I see.
Mr. Mameshiba.
Yes.
By the way, it seems that we also investigated Mr. Hamada's appearance rate in "downtown" on Wednesday.
Oh, is that so?
How much do you think, Mr. Mameshiba?
I think it's about a percentage of what's shown as a whole.
What?
Yes.
You haven't been aware of how many TV appearances you've had since "reiwa", have you?
TV appearances.
Well, not really.
Mr. Hamada's TV appearances since "reiwa" are 1,547.
Of course, you don't have many guests.
Oh, that's right.
You have 1,547 TV appearances on your own show.
Among them, "downtown" on Wednesday has 220 TV appearances and has an appearance rate of 14.22%.
So, in this ranking, it's about between "suteteko" and "kuro-chan".
Well, you can say that.
Well, I think it's between "suteteko" and "kuro-chan".
You're losing to "suteteko".
That's right.
In terms of ratings.
That's right.
Mr. Hamada is the host of this show, so we'll exclude him from this ranking.
I see.
Now, let's look at the top three.
"downtown" on Wednesday has an appearance rate ranking.
Next, in third place is...
“Matenro” by Othney.
In the early days of the show, Othney appeared constantly for various tests.
Oートニー has been on air less than once a year for 6 years since joining REIWA, and its number is extremely low.
However, Othney, which did not appear at all on TV in the first place,
has a downtown rate of 33.33% on Wednesdays.
And here is one of the few REIWA appearances with such a small number of Othony.
A person locked up in a room.
A theory that even if the door was open at first when the lock was on, you wouldn't notice it.
Therefore, Oートニー, who was locked up in a small room without being able to say anything...
Please remove your eye mask.
What?
What's with this coat?
What are you doing?
He didn't do anything in particular, so 10 minutes passed without anything happening.
And...
Oh, it's locked.
Oh, there it is.
It's the first time.
Othney recognized that he was being locked up.
I'm sorry!
Don't drop it.
15 minutes after entering the room.
The venue is quiet.
I'm sorry!
Excuse me!
Don't touch it! Don't touch the door knob!
Interesting!
I can't open it.
Is anyone there?
Interesting!
Is it a psychological thing?
He doesn't even touch it!
He doesn't even listen to the gacha!
As expected, he doesn't realize that the door knob is already open.
Amazing!
Is he listening to me?
He spends four hours in a mysterious little room like that.
It's three o'clock.
What?
Is it possible for him to leave at four o'clock?
I don't know his purpose.
What does it mean?
He's gone.
Interesting!
He doesn't touch the door knob.
Right. He doesn't touch the knob.
What does it mean?
He's gone!
He closed the door.
It's like a push button.
This is what happens when you become a comedian.
Can I come out?
What do you mean?
If you don't do it, you won't do it.
By the way, who do you think is in first place?
I don't know.
Koro-chan is in 9th place, or Akatsu is in 6th place.
Maybe there is Mameshiba in 5th place?
No, it's not like that. Please think about it without Mameshiba.
Wednesday's "Downtown" appearance rate ranking 2nd place is...
Kenji Tamura.
As "Everyone's Theory" presenter since the beginning of the show,
Kenji Tamura, who appeared at a slow pace,
was limited to Kansai for his activities.
So, most of his TV work at the key station this time is "Downtown" on Wednesdays.
There are only great shows in Osaka.
So, its Wednesday rate is 77.59% higher than today's rate.
That's true.
By the way, for about four years before moving to the U.S.,
Reiwa's TV appearances included shows like this one.
Isn't it "Japan Series"?
And Wednesday's "Downtown" appearance rate ranking...
The first place goes to...
Who's in first place?
Interesting Take.
In this prank show where Chance Oshiro was the prankster...
Mr. Take.
Take did his first TV appearance.
You're here!
I'll make you do it again! Go home!
And a year and a half later,
Take was the prankster again.
He did his second TV appearance.
Since then, he hasn't done any TV work until last year.
And so,
Wednesday's "Downtown" was 100% true.
And that's why Take is in first place.
That's true, but...
By the way...
In January's broadcast of "rabbit",
he appeared as one of the underground entertainers who celebrated the move of Chance Oshiro.
He had a wonderful appearance in the TV room for the third time.
By the way, this time, the members of "suberiwan" were excluded from the plan because their rankings would be monopolized if they were included.
So, that's it for Wednesday's "downtown" appearance rate ranking.
If you say it like that, it happens, doesn't it?
I didn't know you were like that.
That's right. I've been doing it all the time in Osaka.
I'm busy in Osaka, so my work in Tokyo was about Wednesday's "downtown".
This won't come out for one night.
You don't know, do you?
I knew it when I saw it.
It's hard because it's one night, isn't it?
Because it's two times and it's 101%.
This is quite difficult.
I see.
So, like Mr. Intake, or like Mr. Tamura...
That's right.
There was also a pattern where the appearance rate rose.
That's it for this time.
Thank you very much.
Who will have a higher appearance rate in the next ranking?
I see.
That's it for Wednesday's "downtown" appearance ranking.
Thank you very much.