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Let's get started, Wednesday's "Dungeon".
Everyone, please.
Let's get started.
The first presenter is this person.
Here you go!
Who is it?
It's Biking On The Touge!
Everyone, do you remember the death match of Kanaami that we did a year ago?
If you take out the ball with 1 million yen and bring it out of the ring surrounded by Kanaami, you can get that 1 million yen.
It's a plan that doesn't even have a fraction of intelligence.
In advance, you have to stay awake for a whole day and then you can participate in the shooting.
Everyone fell asleep in the middle of it.
So, is the enemy a swimmer or an opponent?
There's a plan that doesn't let you sleep for a while.
It's a non-sleep promotion program.
This time, we have a plan like the second part of such a Kanaami death match.
Here it is.
Non-sleep Futsal.
I can't say "non-sleep" anymore.
Non-sleep Futsal.
Just like last time, we're going to do a special Futsal confrontation without sleeping for a day.
You're a soccer player, right?
Yes.
What do you think of this Futsal without sleeping at all?
I don't know. I've never done it before.
That's right.
This time, we're going to use this 20-meter wide special court...
It's a weird shape.
Each player will defend four goals and do a Futsal confrontation against four people.
Four people?
And the challengers are four comedians called out for a fake plan.
There are four of us, right?
At 7 a.m., the first one who came first was...
The first one who came first was...
Here it is.
Sendai Park.
What is this?
Why do you look so serious from the beginning?
I'm scared, what is this?
Explain it to me
He's not sleeping anymore
Oh yeah, he's not sleeping anymore
The second one is
Akatsu?
Good morning
It's not good morning
What is this?
Is it Wednesday?
Isn't it amazing?
I only go out on Wednesdays
You don't go anywhere else
I don't sleep
This is a very long project
Akatsu went out last time too
What time do you wake up?
7am yesterday
I woke up yesterday morning at 6am
I woke up at 24 hours
Me too
The third one is
Michio Kuma
There are a lot of members like this
Good morning
The bear under your eyes
I'm not sleeping
And the fourth one is
Taka's dad
It's definitely him!
It's familiar
It's definitely him!
What is this?
I don't know
To tell you the truth
Did you read "Modern History"?
I did!
Did you study it a lot?
I did it all the time
I heard "Modern History" is about deathmatches and stuff like that
"Modern History" has nothing to do with it?
Last year it didn't have anything to do with it
Was there a "last year"?
That's right
The day before this battle
From now on
Please read "Modern History" all of it
Until tomorrow morning?
How many pages are there?
27 pages!
No, I did it a year ago.
No, it's not luck.
Please wake me up as soon as you can.
You won't come out like this, will you?
A young man in his early teens was poisoned with iron.
He had his undress undone beforehand.
Dad, I'm coming.
I'm coming.
He's waking me up.
By the time it starts, everyone has been awake for almost a whole day.
I don't like this.
Hello.
It's Wednesday's Downtown.
I'm scared.
That's right!
Wednesday's Downtown.
From now on, all four of you will compete against each other at the same time.
However, the time limit is 24 hours.
The time limit is until all the balls disappear.
Until they disappear?
24 hours from now?
You're crazy.
You've been doing it for about 24 hours.
I've been doing it.
I can't do it overnight.
Me neither.
Then, I will explain the rules.
No, it's not "then".
Each ball has 10 balls.
A normal ball has 1 ball and 1 point,
but a gold ball has 3 points.
I see.
However, the result is decided by the number of hits, not the score.
The number of hits...
The winner will receive a prize.
On the other hand, if you lose, you won't be able to play anymore.
That's great!
You like soccer, don't you, Ogata-san?
It's not just Ogata and Yuuri.
I work a lot in soccer.
But we're all the same age!
I'm 47 years old.
That's not fair!
And now...
"Uni-foot-sales" kick-off!
I'll kick you right away!
Oh, I see!
I see!
I see! It's Ogata and Yuuri!
But if everyone was after Ogata...
That's right!
I see!
I'm scared!
I can't move!
What should I do?
I can't move!
That's right. You have to be sure.
Because if someone comes in front of you...
You have to decide.
The guys on both sides will come, right?
No, but you have to set it up.
Yeah.
That's right!
It looks like fun!
If you attack, you risk losing points.
This game is easy to get stuck in.
That's right!
And now...
But if you don't attack...
If someone doesn't attack you...
Takano, shoot!
Here I go!
Ouch!
You missed it!
Oh, no!
You missed it!
So that's how it is!
I see!
That's dangerous!
That might be interesting!
He's going to die!
Where and what is going on here?
Yes!
It's Sunday and it's empty.
Oh, it fell.
I can't do it anymore.
It's dizzying!
24 hours like this is impossible!
It's impossible!
As Takano cut his lip, the game unfolded at once.
Oh no!
There's too much to worry about.
Looks like fun.
Wow.
It's exciting in the end.
I don't know why.
This is the peak, isn't it?
After this, it will probably be solidified.
Is there more than this?
Oh, it's no good.
It's no good if it moves, this.
This!
As a result of this random battle, the score is as you can see at once.
However, the game is based on the starting point method.
The winning method is to protect it anyway.
Let's calm down for a while.
Let's calm down, seriously.
It can't be helped if we attack.
That's right.
They're aiming at it.
Wow!
It's dirty!
It's really dirty.
When you're going to get the ball...
It's cowardly.
It's cowardly!
It's not cowardly...
No, it's like that, you know?
It's cowardly!
It depends on how you do it.
It's only been 40 minutes.
Everyone, aren't you going to sleep?
Aren't you going to sleep?
That's right.
No, we're going to sleep.
Are you going to sleep for now?
Shall we sleep?
If you're going to sleep, let's sleep together.
Of course, of course.
Maybe it's better to get our minds together once in a while.
Then, once in a while...
Without attacking?
No, no, no.
This is sleepy.
It's also a betraying look.
The four of them, who are already beyond their limits,
have decided to make a declaration of war once and for all.
Are you going to protect me?
Don't sleep on the road!
But they're wary of betrayal and can't sleep well.
It was like that last time, too.
Meanwhile...
Don't sleep!
- I'm dead, right? - You're dead.
And so...
It's my chance.
But I have to make sure.
- What are you doing? - What am I doing?
- You don't need a heading, do you? - Oh, you're awake.
- No, no, no. - Safe.
The ball is moving.
And so, while they were still asleep...
An hour had passed since they started.
And so...
- Huh? - Huh?
- What? - What is it?
Excuse me, something just came.
- No one's going to pick it up. - Let's put the ball down and walk.
- Let's all go together. - Let's all go together and put the ball down.
Why don't we look in the center?
- Let's go forward. - Okay.
- I'll pick it up. - Okay.
- Please. - I'll pick it up. - Okay.
Let's call it here.
- Roman. - Roman.
- It's a long name. - It's okay.
- It's not there. - If you can't read it...
- I can't read it. - Please give it to me. - It's okay.
It's been an hour since the kickoff.
I'll give you a life-saving item.
- Here you go. - This item is a triangle cone.
Oh, that's a good idea, a triangle cone.
One person who wins the match...
can put this cone in their favorite position for an hour.
- Yes. - I see.
- The match method is lifting. - Yes.
- Wow!
- I want this! - That's right, Yuuri.
- I totally agree with you. - I want this cone!
- Is it okay? - And so...
- Here we go. - Can you do it?
- Wow! - Yes!
- That was only one kick.
That was two!
- Wow! - He said it just now!
And last but not least, an experienced soccer player, Ogata.
Wow, that's amazing!
Can I have it?
Here you go.
Wow, that's dirty!
That's crazy!
I won!
Here you go, Ogata-san.
I won!
Here you go, Ogata-san.
That's dirty!
I won, so please take it.
Shoot it, shoot it, shoot it.
I can't take it anymore!
It doesn't make any sense!
Please take it.
Hurry up! That's what you want, isn't it?!
I can't take it anymore!
But, you know...
Yes?
Mr. Akatsu...
Mr. Akatsu has zero points.
He has zero points, so...
That's right.
Why don't you take it, and the three of you attack him?
No, I don't think that's a good idea.
So, for now, the three of them will cooperate and attack Mr. Akatsu, who still doesn't know anything about soccer.
We're going to get along badly.
That's right...
Why?!
- I won! - You're an idiot.
Don't you think it's dirty?!
I won! It doesn't matter!
Ogawa-san hasn't come to get it!
- That's right. - Give me one.
Can I give you two conditions for exchange?
Ogawa-san and Takano.
Let's aim for it together.
If you cooperate, I'll give it to you two.
Why do you have that stance?!
Because I won!
But you've been scared all along!
That's why I'm in a diagonal line!
Why?!
Takano and Ogata will provide cones under the condition of cooperation.
One by one, equally.
Equally what? They are mine.
You are still saying it.
Thank you.
Forget it.
We just went to the course!
These three, right?
This is quite a sign of trust, isn't it?
Now it's nice!
Let's aim for this guy!
For now...
It's a little too easy!
With this, everyone's cooperation has increased quite a bit!
These three!
We have to fight once!
In this way, the triad alliance to defeat Akatsu has finally been established.
Is it true?
And then, the progression begins.
Hey, who is it?
Really.
He's holding a golden ball.
It's true.
Good play, Kana.
This splendid plan has worked.
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Okay! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
You've decided well to retreat, Ogata.
Calm down!
They meet again at two crossroads in large numbers.
And about two hours have passed since the shooting began.
You're tired.
Of course I'm tired.
I'm at my limit.
Who's making such a quiet face?
I don't know which way is the right one.
They look alike.
Don't aim at me.
Eye contact.
Don't aim at me. I'm going over there.
Don't aim at me.
You're right. You're right.
You should do it like this.
It went in. It went in.
Damn it!
While Ogata is attacking Michio's neck,
Takano shoots a long shot.
Nice, nice, nice.
However, the help item's triangular cone fulfills its role and guards well.
I don't think you're sleeping.
Damn it!
You're dirty.
Takano san was about to go.
You're dirty. I'm doing all of this for you guys.
I'm going to eat you up.
And it was 9am.
I'm going to eat you up.
The triangle cone was recovered.
The next event happened.
Rice?
Takano, Takano.
Is it food?
What is it?
What is it? Ramen? I'm so hungry.
Don't leave me behind!
If you leave me in the middle, I'll eat you up!
Don't leave me behind!
Give me back!
What should I do?
Let's do it one step at a time.
One, two...
Are you going to open it?
If you don't open it...
Takano, come here.
I'm going.
Give me your hand.
You too!
Okay, okay.
Let me talk to you.
Why? Why?
You have to open it.
Let's sit down.
Sit down!
I'm going to open it.
I said sit down!
Get on your knees!
Shut up!
I'm going to open it.
Let me go!
What's in it?
Rice ball and water.
Oh, you couldn't get it.
I couldn't get it. There are three of them.
No, no, it's weird!
I'll see you as a monkey.
I'll decide it from there. Don't eat it!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
It's not popular at all.
I don't even look at it!
There's one more in there!
There is! There is!
I don't want it! I don't want it!
Please take it yourself!
I really can't!
Ouch!
Good strategy.
Damn you!
I can't switch!
I'll open it on the other side and...
Hey! I'll kill you!
Mr. Fukakusa...
So sudden!
Two and a half hours have passed since the start.
Akatsu-san, please ask Takano-san.
If you continue like this, you'll be good at soccer and you'll get three points for sure.
Let's go with Golden.
Three Golden.
Wait, wait, wait.
Let's not go with all Golden.
All Golden is useless!
That's not the rule.
Go!
That's scary.
I got two! I got two!
Ogata lost six points in one go and fell back down.
That's scary.
That's scary!
As he hits the road where he drew the picture with that anger...
I'll do it!
Watch out!
Okay, watch out!
He broke it!
I'll do it!
Watch out!
And the time is 10 a.m.
It's been an hour, so I'll give you the next item.
This item is an iron eye.
One person who loses in the battle will be given this iron eye.
Hell?
The solution is sumo.
Isn't it better than winning?
It's soccer, isn't it?
So, the first match is Michio vs. Ogata.
I'll do it!
He's really strong.
Wow!
Ouch!
It stinks!
It's scary!
You're too strong!
And Akatsu vs. Takano also won.
Takano is really strong.
Takano will lose, won't he?
Ouch!
It doesn't matter, but let's just do it.
Shall we do it?
Yes, let's do it.
Before deciding who will win, Michio and Akatsu will decide who will win.
Don't get hurt!
I won't!
I won!
It's a good match.
Wow!
It's sumo wrestling!
The next match is deciding who will win.
I'll do it!
Come on!
I won!
He just pushed him away.
Taka's iron ball.
I can't do it anymore!
I can't kick it!
I can't do it anymore!
Here, as you can see, Akatsu and Takano already have zero mochi balls and Ogata only has one ball left.
Therefore, Michio, who is in first place, gives Ogata and Takano one ball each under the condition of attacking Akatsu, who is in second place.
And...
Akatsu meets again with a large number of mistakes.
And the time is 11 o'clock.
Here is the next item...
What is it?
What is it? It looks like a ball.
This ball is good for anyone to use.
Wait a minute!
It's not in.
I don't have it.
Wait a minute.
It's 0.
Mr. Ogata is getting stronger.
When the ball reaches 0, the game is over.
When the number of balls decreases,
the number of watermelons occurs once every hour at the event time.
He makes me do it all the time.
It's Conan.
Do you do it all the time?
It's going to be long.
He was happy with the additional ball,
but he realized his sincerity and despair.
I don't know if you'll let me finish.
Is that where you're going to settle it?
It's here.
And entertainers who are physically limited
avoid playing for a long time with ball replenishment.
It seems like he's going to settle it with the ball in the field.
Five hours since the shoot began.
You've been awake for about a day and a half.
I can't do it anymore.
You've been awake for about 30 hours, haven't you?
It's hard. I'm at my limit.
Four people who have been awake for almost 30 hours and are sleepy again.
I can't do it anymore.
There are only old men.
Don't look at me like that. You're going to sleep, aren't you?
- Huh? - It's starting to move.
Whoa, scary!
- What? - It's red!
- Huh?
- Why? - It can't be!
- What did you do? - You should have kicked it slowly.
Did you miss it?
Who kicked it?
That was really close!
You can decide this, right?
Yeah.
- Right? - It's gone, it's gone.
Oh, it's worth it.
- You can just do it from the side. - Yeah, you're right.
Oh, that's good enough.
It's only one o'clock yet.
This is hopeless.
They say it's early.
This is terrible.
Today's item is a narco.
A narco?
The solution is to drink one liter of water as soon as possible.
What is this?
If you have this...
I've never seen this before.
What is this?
If you have this, you can wake up.
What?
What do you mean?
Newcomers.
In short, you can make sounds like this.
Oh, I see.
As you can see, the current situation is...
Since there was no replenishment at the time of this event...
If you use up this six balls within an hour, the game will be over.
You don't have to do it.
Why?
Do you need this?
I need it.
I don't want it.
Do you look like someone who wants to drink water?
No, I don't.
He's in the way.
What is it?
That's right.
Michio, Ogata, and Takano would like to decide the game by the next ball replenishment time.
Ready...
Start!
So...
If you don't have more balls, you can't win.
I want you to be quiet about it.
On the other hand...
On the other hand, Billy can't be left behind like this.
So he hopes for a slight chance.
Why do you win?
You don't need it, do you?
I need it.
Everyone wants it.
It doesn't matter.
What are you going to do with it?
No one will meet you.
Why are you so fast?
Why do you win?
Why do you lose?
And then, on this Sunday which was supposed to be the best day of the year, he made a missed call.
What's the point of this?
Because there is such a person.
Because you look like a god.
I don't need you. Go home!
And like this, without any development, it's been 7 hours since the shooting started.
Neo and I can't do it either.
Oh, it's tough. I want to go home.
Since the red team is almost unsteady, the other three want to go home as soon as possible.
Here, they are determined to use up the ball and finish the game until the next replenishment.
So...
Finally, it's the last ball.
Michio and Takano line up at points and play one-on-one in the final game of the championship.
Let's go!
Yes!
Let's go!
Will it be decided?
So...
Should I stop it?
Takano...
Don't back down!
Should I stop it?
Don't back down!
She earned 100,000 yen in prize money.
And she stayed up until morning.
She worked hard for 48 hours.
It's tough.
Why did you block her?
It's different from what I thought.
At first, I thought it would be a quiet battle.
But it ended in the second half.
I realized it wasn't 24 hours.
I thought so, too.
The staff wanted her to do it for 24 hours.
But she gave it back to me.
So I gave up.
If you don't do it for 24 hours, you'll be in trouble.
It's tough.
It's scary.
The first battle was at its peak.
Yes, it was.
That made me excited.
But it can't be helped.
The next presenter is this person!
Please come in!
Who will come?
So, everyone, what is the most dangerous thing you would steal from your house?
What is the most dangerous thing you would steal from your house?
From my house?
Yes.
Curtains.
That's a problem.
Do you want to hide and live like that?
No, no, no, no.
That's not what I meant.
Right now, right?
Right now, it's the most dangerous thing.
I've been hiding for a long time.
The most dangerous thing is, at the moment, I think it's the air conditioner's remote control.
It's dangerous, isn't it?
It's hot right now, isn't it?
It might be cold.
The air conditioner's main unit doesn't have a switch right now, does it?
So, the theory I brought with me today is this one.
If you steal an air conditioner's remote control this summer, it's a one-time end theory!
I don't like it!
While you're going home and feeling dizzy, you're looking for your remote control.
The situation is simple. You simply steal a remote control from an entertainer's house and then you just watch it.
Yes.
If you steal an air conditioner's remote control this summer, it's a one-time end theory!
So, on the same day of August,
while continuous motion continues to record the highest temperature of 35 degrees Celsius on that day as well,
the three of you, who are today's targets, enter their houses.
While you're not there, each of you steals a remote control and you're ready.
And then, at 6:30 p.m.,
It's still hot, isn't it?
The first person who came back was...
It's hot.
Only Two, Udon Okumura.
It's a hot-looking picture.
It's a hot-looking name, too.
Then you go home or not.
He noticed that he didn't have a remote control in his usual position.
It's hot.
No, it's not hot.
Where's the remote control?
I'll turn it on first when I come back.
You're the first one.
It's really hot.
If you don't turn on the air conditioner.
It's a real remote control.
He's looking for a remote control that he can't find.
It's hot.
I'm sweating at this stage.
It's hot.
He's getting angry at the heat.
I don't think it's stolen.
It can't be stolen.
And...
A fan.
There's a fan.
But it's hot.
He decided to survive with a fan for now.
I can't do it.
And the next one who came back home was...
Pumpkin French Fries Yamana.
And then...
That's how it is.
Under that cushion.
I'm glad you're bald.
He started looking for a remote control in his messy room.
It's hot.
It's hard for me to talk to myself when I'm looking for a remote control.
I think it's the most annoying time of my life.
But of course, it can't be found.
Yamana couldn't stand the heat anymore.
Sometimes it happens, but it doesn't happen anymore.
He decided to take a shower for now.
That's right. Take a shower and...
And the last one who came back home was...
Yadan Honma Kid.
There's a lot of stuff you like here.
I don't know. It's dark, dark, dark.
It's that hot?
It came back already hot.
And in the meantime...
Thank you for your hard work.
Sorry.
A fake remote control started.
I don't like it.
Wow.
Where did you get it from?
I was walking a little bit.
The cooler remote control.
I put it somewhere and it's hidden.
It's gone somewhere and I really want to put it on.
I can't find it now.
I'm sorry for sweating like this.
No, no, it's okay.
I'm sorry.
Are you okay? Do you have a fever or something?
You're killing me.
And the meeting continued for about 15 minutes.
It's hard.
Are you okay?
I'm sorry.
I'm sweating more and more.
Please don't mind me.
I'm sorry.
I couldn't stop sweating.
And an hour passed since each of them came back home.
Just like Yamana, Udon escaped to the shower.
What?
Why?
And...
Where did you put the remote control's air conditioner?
Remote control's air conditioner.
I got too angry and it became a telecom.
They were beaten up by the heat and things got messy.
They couldn't help but escape from the room.
I knew you'd come out.
When they made them ride bicycles towards Moyori Station...
Wow, there's a camera that you can turn on and off outside.
Where is it?
They smoked cigarettes at a pachinko shop where air conditioning worked.
You don't have money for pachinko, do you?
On the other hand,
While wiping their sweat with a towel,
They were beaten up by the heat for about an hour.
An hour?
Okay, I'll turn it off now.
So long.
She kept saying bad things about the meeting that lasted too long,
and then she kept looking for the remote until she couldn't find it anywhere.
So cute!
An hour and a half from the beginning of the search.
There's a lot of places you can look for in this room.
I was wondering if I could do something about it.
Finally, she touched the cover of the air conditioner.
By the way, most air conditioners
come with a manual switch like this one,
but Honma's air conditioner has a button that's pretty hard to see.
This will be a good lesson.
Is that why?
I don't know about this.
You're right.
I don't think that's a switch.
Yeah, I don't think you can push it.
Honma doesn't notice the button in front of her.
Meanwhile, Yamana, who just got out of the bath,
It's hot in the bath, isn't it?
Clean up the room!
It's hot.
You're young.
It's hot.
Get out of here.
It's hot.
When she searched the whole room...
Is it there?
You can't open it.
Oh, I see. That's where you think it is.
Honma also opened the air conditioner.
But it's the same.
By the way, this was also the same type of switch as Honma's.
She doesn't notice it.
She gave up.
She couldn't find the button and finished.
It's not there.
I wonder if I can change the remote control.
I'll change it.
You can change it.
It's an old air conditioner.
You can change it.
It's not the old one, but there's a new one that supports it.
Udon, which was escaping to the outside,
was sold out of the shop for about 30 minutes.
You're amazing, staff!
You're a master!
It came as it was.
It came like this.
Is it better outside?
It's hot.
Why doesn't it cook at all?
It doesn't make sense.
Don't say it clearly!
You're talking so firmly like you're on location.
After that, she tries to calm down as much as she can, but...
Open the window and play a match.
It's hot in the morning, isn't it?
She couldn't come up with a fundamental solution.
He gives up everything and goes to sleep mode.
You won't let me sleep, will you?
On the other hand, he brings out tools and fights with the air conditioner itself.
Here, he finally discovers the emergency driving button and the air conditioner starts up.
It tends to stick.
However, in emergency driving mode, the air conditioner doesn't work that hard.
I see.
Rikidozan.
We'll edit it on YouTube.
With Rikidozan's video, he starts looking for a remote control again.
You probably want to see a video without an air conditioner.
It's hot. Can't we sit down?
On the other hand...
It's so hot.
This is Yamaga, who has finally given up searching for a remote control.
Can't we sleep? No, we can't sleep. It's too hot.
He throws everything out and sleeps on the sofa.
I've already thrown it out.
In the past, when fighting with an air conditioner...
There's a difference in driving history.
What's this?
It's not opening.
Here, he discovers something again.
5 seconds and 1 second.
I see. It's harder to see when it's upside down.
Because of the protrusion.
That's right.
Yes, in fact, the air conditioner has a function of forced air conditioner operation.
By pressing and holding the same button as before, the air conditioner will start.
But 30 minutes from air conditioner operation.
Of course, you can't adjust the temperature in this forced air conditioner operation.
Forced maximum air conditioner is applied.
Does it mean it's getting a little cold?
It's better than hot.
My body is going crazy.
So be careful of the remote control thief.
This is how important air conditioner is in summer.
The remote control is important.
I look up on the Internet for instructions on what to do if you don't have a remote control.
Why does everyone look it up?
All instructions are posted on the Internet.
You can operate it with your smartphone now.
I see.
But you can do good things.
That's right.
For example, pressing the emergency button.
This is a project just for you to know.
Is that so?
So I need you to monitor it.
Then why don't you do it alone?