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Nice to meet you, everyone.
Nice to meet you, too.
Let's get started.
The first presenter is this person.
Please come in.
Come on.
He is Viking Kotoge.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
This time, we have a yearly annual project.
Here it is.
2022.
We do this every year.
The first one is Kotouge.
That's right.
We did it in 2014 and 2015.
This is the ninth time.
Kotouge doesn't go around Kakeru River that much?
He started going around Kakeru River recently.
There is something about it.
The one who keeps going around Kakeru River somehow moves to Kakeru River.
There is something about it.
It's like a four-letter word "green".
On the contrary.
That's right.
When I noticed it, I was going around Kakeru River, but it became Kakeru River.
The ranking of entertainers pranked in 2022.
10th place is Germandon "Attack" Nishimoto.
- What a nice name. - Next, in 8th place, they're in the same ranking.
- In 4th place, Hansa Ogata. - Am I 9th?
- I thought you were 7th. - And in 7th place...
- Nelson's "Wadamanjuu" is in 9th place. - I've seen it a lot.
In 6th place...
- Joy is in 10th place. - Why?
Since the survey started in 2015, they're in 5th place.
- They're always in the top 10. - Next, they're in the same ranking.
- Yasuko. - Yasuko.
- Nishikigoi Hasegawa. - And...
- Oideasu Oda. - Oideasu.
- "Damasare wo... oshikumo... renpan narasu." - I've seen it a lot.
Next, in 2nd place...
"Corocoro" "Chiki Chiki" "Peppers" "Nadao"
"Dabasareo" who was deceived in 2020, kept his high position this year and ranked 2nd.
What are you filming?
And the one who was in 1st place is...
"The Bummy" Sakai, 21 times.
With 5 times difference in 2nd place, Sakai was able to shine as "Dabasareo" in 2022.
So, this is the result...
Among all these entertainers, what is "JOY"?
"JOY" is amazing.
What kind of pranks does she do?
She doesn't do any pranks.
"JOY" is amazing, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Moreover, she has been ranked 5 times so far.
All of them are "JOY", aren't they?
The "JOY" just now got me.
It's not good.
The "JOY" just now...
It's not good.
When you are talking about "JOY"...
"JOY" is...
There are many other words, you know.
So, on the eve of January...
Sakai will report the results of this prank.
Good morning.
She was ranked 1st among entertainers who were pranked in 2022.
What?
Really?
What?
Was she pranked that much?
It's crazy.
That's right.
Now that I think about it...
She read meaningless scripts for hours.
I think so, too.
So, this is the plan.
If Sakai does 7 pranks in a week, will she notice all of them?
A week's notice prank.
This year, it's Sakai.
Is that so? Thank you.
"Thank you" is a bit...
I'm not looking forward to it, but can't we do it all?
A lot of people have been calling me, so I think the sensor is working.
This time, it's January, but cicadas are crying in Kagoshima.
The door knob comes violently at a level that you don't think is static electricity.
I know this.
The house of a former popular entertainer is messed up.
I don't know this.
The background of the zoom seems to be rigid and looks serious.
Wow, it's funny.
Every time I say something, the interviewer laughs so much that he dies.
The sentence amount of the narration manuscript obviously does not fit the frame.
No, it happens sometimes.
The old man's nipples in the hot spring are not human colors.
What do you mean "not human"?
I'm curious about it.
The camera is close to the world for a week.
In the meantime, set up the previous seven pranks.
One week later, which of the events that struck you was a prank?
Can you answer all of them correctly?
Thank you for your hard work.
It was long.
I didn't feel like I was alive.
I think there were a lot of weird things.
If you pay attention, you will notice more.
I think I was able to see through it.
Do you think you answered all of them correctly?
I think so.
The first incident that Sakai thought was a prank was...
It's a magazine interview.
When I talk about an episode, there is an old man who laughs a lot.
His overreaction is ridiculous.
He laughs like crazy.
No matter what I say, even if it's not interesting, it's funny like I've never experienced it before.
I think he was funny.
Don't say it like an accident.
He's very popular these days.
He's busy.
He doesn't gamble anymore.
He's been boat racing for a long time.
I think he spent about 5 million yen.
5 million yen?
He spent it.
He lost.
I'm angry.
It's amazing.
He laughs a lot.
It's funny.
Even if I go crazy, I laugh too much and hit him more and more.
I see.
That's terrible.
I don't like it.
[Laughter]
You don't have to break it.
I'm breaking it.
I know what you mean.
At the end of the song,
he spills coffee
when he slaps him.
I don't like it in this situation.
I can't play anymore.
[Laughter]
I bought a new coffee and a new sneaker.
I'm sorry.
[Laughter]
I'm so angry.
If it wasn't a prank, I wouldn't forgive him.
[Laughter]
I want you to think of it as a prank.
So, Sakai, first of all, one thing is correct.
Your skin is torn.
[Laughter]
Even if you spill it, it will still eat it.
[Laughter]
I know that.
I have confidence in this, too.
I had a job as a reproduction drama.
My role is a marriage fraudster who grows shrimp.
The main role of the reproduction drama is not like this.
[Laughter]
It's not like this.
There is a setting like this.
First of all, it's not like this.
A lot of things happened at the scene.
There is a cameraman who wears exactly the same clothes as his partner.
The shoes and leather shoes that the costume gave me are mismatched.
It's not the same, it's a different manufacturer's leather shoes.
[Laughter]
I think it's a complete lie.
I think it's a complete prank.
TBS "WORLD Extreme Mystery" has already aired a reproduction drama like this.
The shrimp are gone.
[Laughter]
So, it's not like this.
I doubted it too much.
I went to a ramen shop in my neighborhood for the first time.
I haven't moved yet.
The person there was probably very busy.
When I asked for a ramen, he said, "Wait a minute, I'll ask you later."
But when I looked at the whole thing, I was the only customer.
[Laughter]
It's scary.
It was 6 in the morning and there was an intercom.
The person downstairs said, "You must have been fighting with a woman yesterday."
It was noisy.
I didn't go home that night.
The next day, he came back in the morning and pushed me again.
Scary!
He's doing it again!
He brought a woman in and had a fight.
I don't know if it's a prank or not.
It's a scary story.
I always wash my clothes with coin laundry.
Because I don't have a washing machine.
When I opened the coin laundry, there was an old man's clothes I didn't know in it.
It was disgusting.
It's a scary story.
What kind of everyday life is he living?
Under the post at the house where he just moved in, human shit was falling.
Everyone knows that.
Strange events tend to happen around their homes.
Five consecutive alarms.
Only one answer came out.
The last seventh alarm.
It's a scary story.
I was asked to do a PR for Tochigi Prefecture.
It was like a video narration.
What do you want me to do for narration?
For narration...
Yes.
I'd like you to do it.
Your voice is very...
No, I'm happy. Thank you.
You told me to say a line until the screen changed.
But in the middle of it, there was a line I couldn't say.
Correct.
Next, 0107 and 0113.
Please.
There are two things I recommend you to see in Keidai.
The first one is Sanzaru, which you know from Mizaru, Iwazaru and Kikazaru.
Thank you.
Nice voice.
0119.
Please.
The first one is Sanzaru, which you know from Mizaru, Iwazaru and Kikazaru.
This famous Sanzaru said, "Don't listen to words that lead you in the wrong direction. Don't see bad behavior as natural. Don't say it for a reason or for a bad reason. Grow up with an honest heart."
Excuse me, I'll stop it for a moment.
It was a little late.
It was normal before, but in the middle, some important explanations were read very quickly.
The narration that I had to say was decided.
I see.
I'm sorry. Let me say it again.
Yes, please.
The first one is Sanzaru, which you know from Mizaru, Iwazaru and Kikazaru.
This famous Sanzaru said, "Don't listen to words that lead you in the wrong direction. Don't see bad behavior as natural. Don't say it for a reason or for a bad reason. Grow up with an honest heart."
Excuse me, I'll stop it for a moment.
Excuse me, it was a little late.
I'm sorry. Let me say it again.
Excuse me, please.
The first one is Sanzaru, which you know from Mizaru, Iwazaru and Kikazaru.
This famous Sanzaru said, "Don't listen to words that lead you in the wrong direction. Don't see bad behavior as natural. Don't say it for a reason or for a bad reason. Grow up with an honest heart."
It's in.
How is it?
Thank you.
It's in.
I said it quite quickly, didn't I?
And I said, "That's okay."
Then, it's 0-1-3-0.
Let me say it.
Don't see bad behavior as natural. Don't say it for a reason or for a bad reason. Grow up with an honest heart.
And the second one is "Sleepy Cat".
I'm sorry.
Was it this quick?
I'm sorry.
Your own sound comes back.
It was so fast that I laughed.
Next is "sleepy cat".
This is Yuba.
Yuba is made of one of processed soybeans and soy milk.
When it is boiled, it forms a water film on the surface.
Kyoto's Yuba is finished...
Yuba is from Edo period.
Everytime I open it, it is mixed up.
You don't need Yuba's explanation.
Yuba is made of one of processed soybeans and soy milk.
When it is boiled, it forms a water film on the surface.
Kyoto's Yuba is finished...
Yuba is from Edo period.
The store was also thinking about this.
You don't mince it down, do you?
I'm sorry
I'll do my best
Yuba is one of the processed soybeans
It is a thin film that can be made on the surface of an old board
Kyoto's yuba is flat
Nikko's yuba is round and has volume because it is rolled up for many years
Yuba is from Edo period
Thank you
It's done
Thank you
It's done
He was a serious staff
I've never made a video like this
If it's true, I won't be called anymore
As you can see, the result is...
Only Nikko
I chose two
Too little
Two
No, no, I didn't like any of them
Is there a correct answer you want?
Well...
A magazine's coverage
That's correct
I knew it
It was funny
Which one was there?
It was in the claim room
I knew that person
I don't know
I'm so excited
I'm out of breath
The one that surprised me was the narration
Narration?
It's a narration
That's right
It was funny at the end
It's funny
We introduced only a part of it
There is more to see in Nikko
What is this?
One of Japan's three famous waterfalls
It's 97 meters high
It's called "Takiya"
There are 48 curves
There is a drive course
Nikko city and Chūzenjiko
Okunikko and Iruha-saka
There is more
Wow, it's long
This is amazing
It's like
If a fountain comes out, it's a failure
It's like that
If a fountain comes out, it's a failure
Nikko city and Chūzenjiko
Okunikko and Iruha-saka
Nikko city and Chūzenjiko
Okunikko and Iruha-saka
No
We put in a lot
A lot of challenges
It came out like "fooah"
How many times did it come out?
They told us two correct answers
The other five stories that Sakai didn't tell
Why would we tell you?
Here are the other 5 stories that Sakai went through.
Sakai, you are from Tokyo and Meguro Ward.
Have you been to Kagoshima before?
Kagoshima is...
I've been to Kagoshima on a YouTube channel.
Is that so?
It's a cicada!
Oh, I see!
Is this a prank?
I don't know!
It's great! It's the best!
You can't see this scenery in Tokyo.
The sound of cicadas is great, too.
I didn't know about it!
Is it weird in winter?
I heard it.
Kagoshima was very warm.
I thought it was still there.
I didn't think about it.
Thank you for waiting.
I'm sorry.
It's a joke.
It's a serious design.
Thank you for your time.
I don't know about it!
This time...
It's a survey of seniors and juniors in the entertainment industry.
Are they actually in this place?
There must be someone behind this back.
He always has a straight line of laughter.
I like how he takes care of his juniors.
By the way...
If you look closely at his back...
There's a car passing by.
There must be a clue.
I see.
It's amazing.
I don't know about it!
Did you go to a hot spring during your stay in Kagoshima?
Yes, I did.
An old man from my hometown came in.
What color is it?
I can't tell.
What color is it?
I can't tell.
I can't tell if it's there or not.
Isn't his nipple green?
You don't see old men's nipples, do you?
You don't, do you?
I wonder if it has leaves or not.
I don't look at people's necks and fingerprints.
That's right.
It's so detailed!
The electricity came up to my ear.
I was like, "What?!"
But recently, when I wear a sweater and a down jacket...
The electricity came up to your ear.
It's like "pachi pachi pachi pachi"
I thought it was because it was winter.
And the last one is...
During the period of time,
didn't you want to go to an entertainer's house?
Yes, I did.
Oh, hello!
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too!
This is bad, too.
This is too much!
I went to Junichi Ishida's house.
For a show called "Treasure Hunting."
Thank you!
This is too much!
No!
You dressed up for once.
This is bad!
This is really bad!
Thank goodness!
This is like a TV show!
What you're putting down is a good thing.
I don't have a room, so...
Oh, I see.
It's been like this for a long time.
It was small.
I wanted to use the TV!
I wanted to use the sofa and the TV!
The TV is big, but I wanted to use it!
Can I go upstairs?
Yes, go ahead.
But what is it?
Is this your bedroom?
Yes, it is.
Is your family sleeping here?
Yes.
How many children do you have?
Three.
But there are four of us.
No, no, no!
Junichi Ishida, you are
able to live properly!
Thank goodness!
So, out of seven,
two are correct!
I see!
It wasn't much, but...
Bye now!
What happened in private life was too hard.
That's true.
Like pooping and stuff.
Overall, the prank was really funny.
It was funny.
But Ishida-san's prank made me sad.
It was sad.
Life isn't good.
It's a scary show.
It's scary.
Is there such a way of playing around?
The next presenter is this person!
Please come in!
Now that I'm here, is there something you want me to say?
It's already over!
That's right!
It's already the end of the year!
It's "monster love" that has caused a stir in society!
It's already the last "kiss"
Are you still in the mood for a little kiss?
"Kiss" has a great picture and sound too!
There was a sandglass necklace, right?
I wanted the same thing and went to look for it
It's already been sold out for about a month!
That's right!
It sold like crazy!
Seriously?
Do you want it?
No, I don't want it!
Why do you want it?
That's why it became such a hot topic!
This time, we will see what kind of life the rich couple have been leading since then!
Yes!
There is a VTR, so everyone!
It's tough for such a long role!
What did you say?
It's fine if it's not that long!
It's fine if it's only one day!
Today is the second day, right?
Yes!
What about the third day?
It's not there!
No! It's too long!
What is it?
No! It's too long!
The final episode will be broadcasted on the day before.
Really?
Good work!
Oh, Takamina!
Takamina!
Sorry, sorry, before work.
No, it's true. By the way, I love you too much.
No, it's fine.
We've met two days ago and three days ago.
I love you too much.
So we'll meet again tomorrow, won't we?
What?
By the way, what are you talking about?
Today is "More Than Love".
Tomorrow is...
We'll know everything at tomorrow's meeting.
Oh, that's right.
Yes, the final episode.
Yes.
Um, Takamina...
Today...
I want you to meet someone.
I want you to introduce someone.
Wait a minute.
What's going on?
Wait, wait, wait.
No, no, no, no.
We're not going up the hill.
That's right.
What's with that face?
I'm getting angry.
What is it?
I'll bring her.
Don't be nervous.
What?
Wait a minute.
What's with that face?
Wait a minute.
What?
I didn't expect it at all.
I'm getting angry.
She's here.
Thank you for waiting.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Nice to meet you.
Yes.
Um...
She's...
my girlfriend.
She's my girlfriend!
That's right!
- All three of you are crying. - What?! Really?!
- Kuno-chan is the only one who can't do it. - What?!
- Everything, including the unpleasant parts, was taken out.
- I'm really moved.
- I thought I would be lonely for the rest of my life.
Before I cheer for you, I wanted to tell you this first, Takamina.
- I don't know how to say it. - I don't know how to say it, either.
- Right? - Yeah.
Next, she will report to him, too.
- Excuse me. - Oh, the boss.
- Hello.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
I've been watching you for a while now, so I don't know if you're saying "nice to meet you" or not.
- Your reaction is bad. - What are you eating?
- What? What? - That's true.
- My... - Sashiko, before you cheer for her...
She's rich.
She's rich, so I did it!
- What? Are you okay? - Yes.
- Are you okay? - Yes.
- In a social sense... - In a social sense...
- What's good about it? - What?
- What's good about it? - Don't say it.
- Just say one thing. - Just one thing?
- Everything about you is unfair. - What do you mean "unfair"?
- Do you think I'm funny? - You're not funny.
- What? Why? - No, no, no.
I want you to wear the clothes you wore 2 or 3 days ago.
- It's really dirty. - It's not dirty!
- When you talk like that, it's really... - No, it's not like that.
- It was really bad. Really. - No, but it's like...
I don't know if I should say it or not, but...
- You know, she's rich, right? - Yes.
- Hiroo is also rich. - What?
- What is that?
- Wow! - Hiroo...
- He's always telling lies. - He's always telling lies.
- Right? - No, I'm double happy.
- Double happy? - Yasuda Daisaku.
Don't say it. I don't know.
- Hiroo is also a monster in a way. - Yes.
And for these two best friends...
- Who is it? - Nice to meet you.
- Please come in. - What's up with you?
- Wait, what? - What?
- I'm not supposed to introduce you here. - She's my girlfriend!
- We've been dating. - Really?
- We're dating! - Yay!
- Really? - She's my girlfriend.
It's true!
I found a treasure, Shinya!
- Wow! - Wait, I'm about to cry.
- Why? - Why?
- Why are you crying? - Why are you all crying?
- I was pulling it. - What?
- I was pulling it. - You were surprised?
- I was surprised. - What?
- Show me. - I don't like it.
- This is not "parallel world". This is "parallel world". - You're so kind.
- I didn't ask you. - I'm glad you introduced me to your acquaintances.
- But I forgot the most important thing. - Yes.
- My parents. - Yes, you're right.
- That's right. - Yes, yes, yes.
- Wow, that's a great greeting. - That's dirty.
- What kind of greeting is that? - Yes.
- Mom? - Akito?
- Yes, Akito. I'm coming, Mom. - Yes.
- There's someone I'd like you to meet. - Yes.
- You'll change, right? - Yes.
- Nice to meet you. I'm with Kuro-chan now. - Yes.
- I'm Ritchie. Nice to meet you. - Yes.
- You're really nice, aren't you? - Yes, you're a really nice person.
- I love you. - Thank you for saying you like me.
- What do you mean you like me? - Thank you.
- Right? - Yes, I'm happy.
- Look me in the eye, Mom. - You're scary.
- I don't want to see you. - I don't want to see you.
- It doesn't change anything if you change it once a day. - You shouldn't do something like that.
- That's right. - Do your best. - I'll do my best.
- Yes, that's it. - That's it?
- Thank you, Mom. Good night. - Yes, good night.
- Good luck. - Yes.
- I'm nervous. - Are you nervous?
- Did you contact Ritchie's Mom and Dad? - What do you think?
- What are you doing now? - What do you think?
- I have someone I want to introduce you to. - I'm a little worried about this.
- Would you like to change for now? - Are you okay?
- Oh, the oden has changed. I'm sorry. I'm sorry for the sudden oden. - She's very nervous.
- Which one? - Which one?
- I'm sorry for making you cry. - Don't say that!
- I'm sorry for crying every time. - It's okay.
- I really want to treasure you, so I'll prepare some food for you. - She's talking to you.
- Is there any food you like, mom? - Meat.
- Oh, you like meat. I know. - She's talking to you.
- I know you like it very much. - She's talking to you.
- I'm sorry for calling you so late. - I'm sorry for calling you.
- I'm sorry. I'll go back to my daughter. - I'm sorry for calling you.
- I'm worried about you, too. - How was it?
- Huh? You were fine. - You were fine.
- I'm glad you like it. - Oh!
- You have a good impression of me. - Do you like it?
- I like your natural look, too. - Right?
- Hmm... - It's my first time introducing my parents to my boyfriend.
- I'm nervous. - It's my first time.
- I'm nervous. I can't speak well. - I'm nervous.
- I'm glad you like it. - I'm glad you like it.
- I'm glad. - I'm glad.
- It's starting. - It's starting.
- We're watching it together, right? - It's starting.
- It's starting, Shinyo. - Wow!
- It's a scene where a hero runs. - A genius?
- Genius? - Genius? - What do you mean genius? - I'll go this way. - What's genius about it?
- Take it. - What's with her? - Take it.
- Look at it. - I'll eat it. - I want it.
- Look at it. - I'll eat it. - The one with the red pepper tastes better. - Yay!
- It was really bad to watch it at all. - It's terrible!
- How could you say such a thing? - This is terrible!
- It's scary! - I was moved by this. - He's moved. - I was moved. - You were moved?
- I wasn't moved. - It's a very famous scene.
- I've never seen such feelings! - He's crying again. - He's crying again. - He's crying.
- It's a bridge, so he's crying. - Richie is crying too. - What is this? - What face are you making?
- It's coming. - Stop it, seriously... - It's coming! - Stop it, seriously...
- Kiss him and open his mouth. - He's been blinded.
- You don't wanna start from scratch? - No, I don't wanna!
And you don't want to ruin their love?
- You're too crazy. - You're crazy.
Enough!
- Too weird, too weird. - Stop!
- Too weird, too weird! - Stop it!
- Wow!
- He was giggling just now! - So funny!
- Damn it! - You looked happy!
It's novel that they kiss while watching their own kiss scenes.
It's amazing.
Yes, it is.
Kuro-chan's back of her head with a kiss still has a back of her head.
Yes, it does.
It's like she's looking at it all the time.
And everyone, you may have forgotten one more thing.
The idol group that Rich left out.
"Tonai Boushou".
There was a case of additional members.
It doesn't matter anymore.
What?
It doesn't matter anymore.
I can't say it doesn't matter anymore!
If you say it like that...
It doesn't matter anymore!
It does matter anymore!
It doesn't matter anymore!
You have to take care of it!
It doesn't matter anymore!
Let me smoke a cigarette.
Why?
Why do you have to make it flat?
I've been quitting smoking for a long time, but I still smoke.
Is it that cold?
Clean up the room, you guys.
This woman is no good either.
- It looks so good. - It's so good!
- It's so good!
- Seriously, this guy... - What's wrong with this guy?
- It's so good! - It's so good!
- What's wrong with you?
- Ta-da! I baked cookies! - Are you kidding me?!
- Are you serious?! - She's scary.
- But you've never cooked before! - Yeah, I can't. I tried.
- This is how Miku-chan taught me how to bake cookies. - What kind of emotion is that, Miku?
- Are you done with the cookies? - Yeah.
- But we all want to make good memories with the cookies. - I see.
- So... can we end it here? - No.
- It's not over! It's a lie! - Yeah, you can eat it.
- That's amazing! - But it's a lie, so it's not over.
- I'm getting signed! - I can look at you forever!
And at the end of the year,
for Ritsu, her last job as an idol,
she appeared on "Countdown TV"'s "Toshiko City Special".
- It's the end of the year! - Thank you for your hard work!
- It's over.
- That's it for Ritsu's activities in Tokyo. - I can't believe it!
- I can't believe it!
- The three of us living together every day... - Right?
- I still can't believe it!
- I can't believe it! - It's a lie!
- She's crying! - She's crying!
- Thank you for your hard work! - Thank you!
- You guys made me an idol! - Right?
- This is the last one! - This is the last one for me!
- You're going to cry, right? - If my love with Kuro-chan ends...
- I hope you'll be happy as Kuro-chan's girlfriend for a long time. - Yes, thank you!
- I hope you'll be happy! - I hope you'll be happy!
Richi's idol life closed its curtains like this.
And, the city police, which has now become two people, recruited new members.
- Then, a large number of votes exceeded 1,000 votes... - Wow! - Wow!
- So, immediately, Kuro-chan and the city police's office, WAC's representative Watanabe-san, checked the documents.
- And, a temporary audition was held for the past 100 people. - Wow!
- How many people do you want to join? - Well, I think it depends on the material...
- Thank you for joining us, Kuro-chan and Watanabe-san!
- First of all, please introduce yourself and tell us about yourself and your special song "One Chorus". - Please do it properly!
- Sunglasses! - Sunglasses!
- Thank you for having me! - Wow! - Wow!
- Since childhood, my mother and father have not been on good terms with me. - What!? - I've said that I want to be an idol...
- Why did you say that? - I've said that when I was in junior high school or something like that... - You've said that in an audition...
- Well, it was promoted and ended...
- But, after all, it was promoted that I wanted to do it the most, so...
- Yesterday, my father and mother cut a circle... - What!? - What!? - That's right.
- I've had a lot of things today... - What!? - I've had a lot of things today... - Your thoughts...
- Please sing "One Chorus"!
- Cane is a can of donuts - No, no, no... - This guy is really... - Lemon is a lemon... - You're kidding me, right?
- By the way, what do you feel when you take off your glasses? - Oh, I'll take off my glasses. It's like this.
- It's cute when you wear glasses, but you look like a beautiful girl when you take off your glasses. - Thank you!
- The girl with the glasses was pretty good, wasn't she? - She's the type of girl that Kuro-chan likes. - Middle school student.
- You're a kindergarten teacher, right? - Yes, I'm a kindergarten teacher.
- For example, if I cry, can you say "yeah, yeah" for me? - Yes. - What's that?
- What's wrong, Kuro-chan? Did something happen? - No, no, no... - Did you get bullied? - I got a toy. - Oh, you got a toy.
- I see. Then I'll give you a new toy. - What kind of toy? - It's a toy for Boo-boo. - What's Boo-boo?
- Boo-boo is a car. Have you ever been in one? - No, I haven't. I'm scared.
- Then let's get in it together. If you're with me, you won't be scared, will you? - I'll stop crying. - Oh, really? That's good.
- What's this? - Thank you very much.
- When I was a student... - Even after that... - I was bullied for a year. - How old are you? - Six years old. - Six years old? - Are you really okay?
- Kuro-chan, it's been a while. You forgot about me, didn't you? - It's been a while?
- We went out for dinner and karaoke about five times. - No, no, no... - With a telephone? - Yes, but Kuro-chan was serious and didn't let me go out.
- What are you saying? - She didn't let you go out? - Yes. - Five times? - We went to the Enishi's bocci bocci restaurant and ate okonomiyaki together. - Bocci bocci?
- And we also went to Shibuya's darts. - There are bocci bocci restaurants. - Yes, we went there. - You're on a date, aren't you? - We also went to Kuro-chan's room. - You went there? - Yes.
- We went to the bocci bocci restaurant and ate darts. - And you also went to Kuro-chan's room. - Yes, I did. - You wanted to do it, didn't you? - I really wanted to do it.
- And as you can see, 10 people passed the first audition and advanced to the second screening. - Out of 1,200 people, only 10 made it.
- Now you have 10 people. - Yes. - How do you plan to proceed from now on? - Today, we'll only have 5 people.
- We'll narrow it down to 5 people and then decide. - Thank you for your time. - If you don't mind, could you sing for us? - Yes.
- Could you stop it? - Yes. - Could you stop it with more pop music? - Yes. - How was it? - She's a good singer, though.
- She seems nice. - Yes.
- But I can't get past her. - She's judging you.
- I'm Izuki, 16 years old. Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too.
- She's young, too. - Yes.
- Could you move your hair back a little? - Yes.
- You have auditions, don't you? - Yes.
- You have a small face. - Thank you.
- You look like Umame-san. - Umame-san?
- You're exaggerating. - No, I'm not.
- By the way... - Yes?
- Do you have a tongue? - Yes, I do.
- You do, don't you? - No, I don't know.
- I thought you were attacking me. - Yes.
- No, I'm not attacking you. - No, I'm not attacking you.
- The long hair you had before... - Yes.
- If you move it back, you look like this. - Again!
- You like that hairstyle, don't you? - Yes.
- She's cute. - She's beautiful.
- No, I'm not attacking you. - That's up to me.
- Why did you shake your head? - Why did you shake your head?
It's not antithetics!
It's an impersonation of Sadaharu Oh, who was in "The Giants".
- You want me to do that? - Yes.
- An impersonation of Sadaharu Oh... - It's the opposite of Sadaharu Oh!
It's like this.
We will announce the results of the second round of auditions.
The first one is...
Chihiro-san!
Congratulations!
The second one is...
Sakiko-san!
Congratulations!
Izuki-san!
Congratulations!
Nozomi-san!
Congratulations!
Nozomi-san!
Congratulations!
As you can see, five of you will go to the final round of auditions.
How many of you will go and who will become a new member of "City Prevention"?
Next week, a new member of "City Prevention" will be decided.
By the way, Kuro-chan and Richie Couple will do a close-up VTR on New Year's holiday.
Please look forward to it!
You hate me so much!