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Thank you for coming on Wednesday's "Dungeon".
Let's start.
The first presenter is this person.
Please come in.
Sabaniya Tadashi.
Thank you for having me.
You look well.
I'm fine.
I don't look that old.
Speaking of this show's annual project,
it's Hamada-san's favorite "Hito ga iru" series.
That's scary.
You like it a lot, don't you, Hamada-san?
Well, I like it.
This time, we have a new theory that has generated it.
Here it is!
If you're an entertainer, it's possible to make a prankster in a hidden room laugh.
I see.
It's a reverse prank.
That's how it is.
It's popular.
As a rule, the time limit is 30 minutes.
It doesn't matter what you do.
However, if the target realizes that you're here to make me laugh, you're out of luck.
Even if you're an extra, you have to hide.
You can't laugh like that.
That's right.
What will happen?
I don't think it's a good idea.
If you're an unrelated person, you'll get a weird punch.
But it's really...
If you turn on the VR and start chasing, everyone will laugh.
That's...
If you're an entertainer, it's possible to make a prankster in a hidden room laugh.
The first challenger is...
Thank you.
I think you can do it.
Morishita Nanamari.
I think he's here for work.
That's right.
I don't think it's that easy to make him laugh.
That's right.
He's very stoic.
That's right.
This time, out of 10 entertainers who are different in age and gender,
the challenger will be the target of the lottery.
He's here.
Young people are better.
He's a 20-year-old man.
What do you think of this?
I think it's fine.
30 is ideal, but 20 is...
I think it's average.
It's about what I've done before.
30 is ideal.
So, Morishita is asked to open the door.
Like a detective.
In the meantime, he puts the extras in the closet and is ready to go.
In order to measure the timing of the surprise,
he sets up a monitor in front of the target.
And he waits for 30 minutes.
Morishita is back with a serious face.
Good luck.
Challenge, start!
I'm nervous.
I can't do this anymore.
In order to make it realistic,
First, they laid down on the bed.
Why are you still like that?
3 minutes from the beginning.
Finally, it's time for the first strategy.
Anything is funny.
Hello, Shihi?
Oh, you know...
For the first time...
Partner and phone call...
Have you decided on tomorrow's topic yet?
That's good. It's realistic.
Yes, yes, yes.
What will you do?
"Kintama Daimajinna"?
It's coming, it's coming, it's coming!
With his first trick, he succeeded in getting rid of it quickly.
Since then...
"Nuru Nuru Beethoven" is already...
It's already old.
What's that like?
"Arley Woman" is...
"Kuwagataka-chan", I think?
"Once the May"...
"Kintama Daimajinna"...
"Kintama Daimajinna"!
It looks like it.
It does look like it.
"Kintama" seems to have a lot of them...
"Kintama" is weak.
Unfortunately, it's not clear.
I don't know what's in it.
I see.
I want you to know that "Kintama" is weak.
And now...
I'm sorry.
Wait...
Oh, no.
Wait, I'm sorry.
I just drank some medicine...
It's coming off.
Oh, that's bad.
Oh...
Is it?
Oh, it's...
Oh, it's two o'clock.
Oh, no, I shouldn't have drunk it at two o'clock.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Anyway, I'm counting on you, Kuwaga Animals.
- Yes. - Kuwaga Animals.
- In the end... - That's right.
...the second one.
I can't laugh at this. It's scary.
- Scary? - Scary!
- Scary!
There's something there!
It's scary, isn't it?
Scary, scary, scary, scary!
This is...
It's scary!
It's not funny, but...
It's scary, isn't it?
It's a huge failure!
It's a horror of the class!
It's so funny, it's making me laugh!
It's a big hit!
Again!
That's the strategy, isn't it?
I made it up.
I thought it was a funny joke.
Don't come out anymore, Satomi!
Satomi...
That's how it is...
It's hard!
That's enough!
It's too tricky!
Satomi, it's morning, isn't it?
It's five o'clock, isn't it?
It's fourteen o'clock now, so...
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry for getting mad at you!
I'm sorry!
And the time limit is fifteen minutes left.
This is bad, this is bad, this is bad!
It's a call.
Yes, hello!
Shall we cut it?
Let's do something interesting.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Can you do it? I'll do it now.
I see.
You're good.
This is natural.
It really exists.
That's good.
It came from Parabellum World.
Sasaki Kuranosuke.
It's a good joke.
He said it from the front.
Pauling.
Oh, but it's working pretty well, isn't it?
Furthermore...
I...
From "parallel world"...
It's working! It's working!
You can do it! You can do it!
Look!
It's "chiaki"!
From "parallel world"...
It's working! It's working!
Alright!
It's "inoue" structure.
It's working! It's working!
I can see it! I can see it!
It's working! It's working!
With "inoue" structure impersonation...
In 24 minutes...
He successfully cleared it!
It's not really "parallel world", but...
And with that...
From the staff...
They will announce that they have cleared the challenge.
Wow!
We got surprised by the person who is hiding,
Do you have a smile?
and told jokes,
Hey! Hey! What? What? What?
And...
Who are we doing this for?
Yes, we got the target to play the role for a while,
How was it to hide?
It was difficult for me to get a topic.
We will explain the real plan to such an extra.
I got it!
All right!
Oh, great!
I'm really happy!
It's great!
It's like when I won the third round of R-1.
The next challenger is...
Yes!
Thank you for your cooperation!
Makino Suteteko.
This is also a draw, and the target is decided.
And...
She pushed the chosen extra into the bottom of the drawer.
Grandpa!
When Suteteko came home...
The challenge started!
This is difficult!
I'm going to make grandpa laugh!
Then...
What?
I'm going to make him laugh!
She changed into her favorite funny costume,
which is a brief for men, with a sofra and haramaki.
I see. This is also an attack.
Suteteko started eating dango.
It's not good.
It's like this, isn't it?
I don't think it's bad.
I think it's good.
It's hard to eat dango from the side.
It's difficult.
It's also difficult to speak in a low voice.
Is this okay?
And...
Hello.
Good morning, Shiroki.
How many years have you not cut your hair?
I haven't cut my hair since I was born.
However, such Shiroki's comment is also unexpected.
And...
Let's practice singing.
Oh, everyone is practicing this.
It's a supermarket-branded fish.
It's a fish with or without fat.
I hope for this party.
I think I'm going crazy.
I hope it won't affect your age.
Hide it!
It's scary.
It's scary, isn't it?
I want to be serious.
The story ends abruptly.
The toy is out.
I don't have it anymore.
You don't have it anymore?
I don't have it anymore.
A cup.
I don't have it anymore.
You're kidding me, aren't you?
And...
The discarded toy is...
Future!
It's totally useless, isn't it?
Future!
The discarded toy is...
It's so funny, isn't it?
The story ends abruptly.
It's totally useless, isn't it?
Why did you take it off?
If I run out of it, I'll take it off.
I don't have it anymore.
I heard you'd laugh if I took it off.
On the contrary, I can't laugh.
So, the third challenger is...
It's good.
It's delicious.
Goodbye, youthful light, Morita.
It's delicious.
Morita has prepared a slightly more difficult challenge than before.
There are five people hiding in Morita's house.
Five people?
Yes.
Please show me all five of you.
Wow!
Five people?
It looks pretty difficult.
This time, we'll place the extra five people chosen by lottery in the place you see.
And we'll have you try to make all of them laugh.
This is amazing.
On the contrary...
Oh!
I see, there are five of you.
Aiming to clear five people...
Oh!
Take a laugh!
It's nostalgic.
I feel like I'm at home.
Morita's first strategy is...
No, no, it's this, right?
Oh, S.E.
I'm sorry, but I think it's banda.
No, it's coming.
Already, in the first shot.
With this strange sound,
He successfully made a woman in her 50s laugh.
That was quick.
Ah, hello.
How are you?
Are you okay now?
You're still doing "Friday", right?
"Friday"?
Yes.
I have a little...
Oh, it's dripping.
I was wondering if you could buy it for me.
Wow, dripping.
It's an abandoned house in New York.
Yes.
Everyone is interested. Believe me.
I took a picture of it.
Well, it's not an act, but...
It's not funny, is it?
It's like a drinking party.
How much is it?
20?
That's right.
Well...
200,000 yen is a little cheap.
I'm just curious.
When T. Kyo was in "Kimossa", it was 600,000 yen.
He did it.
He did it and laughed.
Yes.
That's crazy.
Isn't 200,000 yen cheap in New York?
I'm listening.
He did it.
Can you go to Alm?
Can you go to Pahara?
Pahara?
Can you go to Sekimatsu?
Can you go to RICE?
Can you go to Sekimatsu?
It's a weak house.
Isn't it weak?
It's a weak house.
4,000 yen.
I'm listening.
I can't go alone anymore.
"King of Kong" and "Champion".
That's what he said.
In addition...
Rival entertainers will be like darts.
Even men in their 40s can do it.
I can only go to New York.
So far, they have succeeded in making three people laugh at a good tempo.
It's only just begun, huh?
[The next day, they arrive at the studio.]
- Morita, you don't know how much you've lost yet, do you? - I don't know.
- Go ahead and do it. - Excuse me.
- Go ahead and put it up. - Thank you for having me.
- Put up the list, put up the list. - Yes, yes, yes.
Here, junior entertainers who have prepared a meta.
- Putting up the list... - The list...
The list is here!
And...
Setting up a reason to leave the room.
Making one person laugh at a bad tempo.
Are you going to leave it up to the list?
I see.
Wait, the list...
- Is it a bad one? - What's with him?
Registration...
Is the list a bad one?
What's with this outfit?
It looks like you're smoking your own cigarette.
You're wearing the same clothes as the bear in the back.
It looks like an icola.
It's a leopard bear.
What's with this funny outfit?
How old is the leopard bear?
The leopard bear is bad.
The leopard bear is...
It's not funny.
It's not funny, is it?
It's scary.
I don't think so.
The skinny head...
Are you serious?
You're lifting it up.
What brand of clothes is this?
It's not funny, is it?
It's scary.
The skinny head is scary.
It's going.
Put it back.
Put it back a little.
Registration stage.
What kind of production is this?
It's going.
It's going now.
It's a shame.
I'm not saying it's a shame.
I'm not getting tired of it.
Now, there's only one person left.
He's strong-willed.
When he came back, Morita gave Kyoroku 10,000 yen for a taxi.
I'm not going home with a tank.
Even though you're carrying me.
Morita sent away the thief.
He was arrested.
He was strong.
And with that...
The five people who weren't strong-willed were reported to the staff.
As an example, "chavan" that surprises you once in a while.
Hey!
What is this time?
Oh!
The tempo is good.
Hey!
The tempo is too good.
Unfortunately...
Well, only one more.
It's over.
Yes.
It's not as frustrating as a real "iromonea".
Seriously.
So,
"the iromonea" challenger team...
Well, Mr. Matsumoto, what did you think of it?
I see.
There is a pattern of getting into the story.
That's right.
We shoot a video.
As a reason.
Yes, as a reason.
I see.
By the way,
after the shooting of "suteteko",
the manager of "bucchakucha toshi shita" was furious.
What are you doing?
You can't do this!
bucchakucha toshi shita
But...
Well, if you look back and think about it,
"suteteko" became "zenme" and "future" became "future".
It's a little funny.
It doesn't feel like the future at all.
It's strange to talk alone.
We all took a break, but...
I wanted to see you.
It's a pity for Lisa and Kuro-chan to be alone.
The next presenter is this person.
Please come in!
That's right.
From now on, it's not a theory.
It's a segment that started last week.
"Monster Love"!
It's out now.
Kuro-chan's love project started last week.
You've seen the first episode before.
I'll briefly explain what happened last week.
Before Kuro-chan, who doesn't know anything,
there were nine women who liked Kuro-chan.
Among those nine,
we found out that there was a liar who pretended to like Kuro-chan.
And finally, we chose two kidnappers.
Both of them didn't like Kuro-chan.
So, here are the remaining seven people.
This is the favorite order that Kuro-chan announced last time.
From Miku-san.
That's right.
We don't know how many people are lying.
That's right.
Now, the joint life in Okinawa will begin.
What will happen?
Please watch it!
I'm looking forward to it.
Hurry up! You'll get wet!
What is he saying?
Hurry up!
It's a violent stand-up.
I don't think I can escape from the storm.
It's really amazing!
It's amazing!
It's like an art museum.
Isn't it gorgeous here?
It's absolutely gorgeous.
So,
except for one person who couldn't participate due to the typhoon,
the joint life with Kuro-chan will start with these six people.
Oh, I see. That's possible.
By the way,
they were pretending to like each other.
That's right.
Hello!
Since we're here, let's have a toast.
By the way, do you have anywhere you want to go?
Oh, yes! I want to go to the aquarium.
Aquarium?
Yes!
You want to go to the aquarium?
Yes!
All of you!
I want to go!
It's raining hard.
But first of all, let's clean up.
Let's go to the aquarium!
Don't swim in there!
What are you talking about?
We don't talk much.
That's right.
We don't talk much.
This opening...
It's noisy.
It's here! It's here!
It's a new one.
It's here!
It's like Kuro-chan.
It can't be helped.
There's something I want to talk about with Kuro-chan.
It's suspicious that it follows you.
Can I?
Of course.
Let's go.
Oh, it's Art!
It's Wani!
It's Wani.
Doesn't it remember you?
Look over here, Wani!
It's really stuck.
It's cute, though.
Isn't it amazing?
It's big.
It's sharp.
It's strange that we're talking to each other.
By the way, what do you want to say to me?
The other day, you said I'm the cutest and you love me the most.
You should say it to everyone.
You told me.
People know you like me.
At the last announcement, you called me "the second one", not "the first one".
Oh, I see.
You said you like me the most.
I know you like me the most.
I think we're talking about different things.
The second one.
It's a little...
I know you like me the most.
I think you like me the most.
What are you talking about?
Does it remember you?
I was wondering why.
Did you care about me?
Yes.
If you choose me first, you'll know you like me.
Maybe.
If you don't like me, you might be jealous of someone else.
So you chose me as the second one.
I don't know.
It's a come-from-behind decision.
Is there such a reason?
I don't know.
But it reminds me of you a little.
I wanted you to be anxious.
What are you talking about?
I was anxious.
You're such an old man.
Because you were anxious, you like me more, don't you?
I've been curious about you since that day.
Once again, I like you, but you're the best.
Really?
I like you more.
Thank you.
You're a little aggressive.
You know...
I don't want to date you for fun.
Your face is cool.
You're cool.
I'm serious.
I felt your fate, Binbin.
Binbin?
Binbin.
Only Binbin remembers that word.
On the contrary, what you just said to me is...
It's not a lie, is it?
Oh, I see.
I need to make sure of it.
Can I believe you?
I believe you.
She believed him.
You're quick to believe people.
The weather is bad.
I made this.
Did you make this?
Yes, I did.
Who made it?
Me and Nare.
Just you and me?
It's amazing.
Can I eat it while it's hot?
Yes, please.
Thank you for it.
It's a taco rice.
It's good.
It's an Okinawan dish.
Is it good?
It's a little spicy.
Independent action.
What is this?
Can I sit next to you?
Yes, you can.
I'm happy.
Weren't you doing something with everyone?
We were taking a break, but...
I wanted to see you.
You're lying.
You don't know, do you?
What will you do if I were a wolf?
Die!
No, I won't die.
I'm embarrassed.
There's something I want to tell you.
Something you want to say?
Is there such a thing?
Last time...
Look at her.
No, I'm going to die.
When you chose me last, you chose me first.
You were first last time.
Am I the best of you?
Of course.
That's right.
I'll tell you.
Really?
I'll tell you.
What is it?
It's like...
I was happy you chose me last time.
Today, at the aquarium...
I was alone with Richie for a long time.
She was worried about you.
I'm a little anxious.
She found out.
Why are you anxious?
I chose you in order of my favorite girls.
I wasn't worried.
I don't like it.
Are you okay?
I told you.
That's all.
She found out.
I've been watching you.
She found out.
I'm a little embarrassed if you call me that.
- Oh, you're cute. - Should I call you that?
No...
If you're going to call me "meat",
can I...
call you "Aki-kun"?
- Oh, she's licking her tongue. - "Aki-kun"?
- I'll call you "Aki-kun".
- Lastly... - Yeah?
- I don't want to go home yet, but... - Yeah?
- Can I kiss you? - What?!
- She kissed me!
- She's crazy! - Calm down, Aki-kun.
- She's crazy! If you tell me this, I'll...
- Oh, that's right. - Oh, you scared me. - Of course!
- She's so bold! - She's gross!
- I usually can't do things like this, but... Aki-kun...
- So... I want to do it. - She said "how about".
- She's so bold.
- "Mikkedo-san"...
- You're not lying, are you? - She said it! - I'm not lying.
- You really like me, don't you? - I love you.
- You don't believe me?
- No, I believe you.
Die in the middle of it
It takes some patience.
But how was it, Miku-chan?
It was very positive.
Kisu, you say it first.
The lyrics were good, but...
It was like a temple.
It was like a temple, so...
It was like this, but...
How about the girls?
Miku-chan, in the end,
Miku-chan is suspicious, and Richie-chan is suspicious, too.
Richie-chan is suspicious, too.
Both are suspicious.
I see.
The weather has been stormy all the time.
Is it okay?
It suddenly stopped.
Kuro-chan, is it okay for you to be killed?
It's not suspicious.
Will it be sunny tomorrow?
The forecast is...
If you gather there...
There is a place where you can experience Caesar.
You can experience Caesar.
You can experience making Caesar.
You can experience Caesar because you will become Caesar.
I thought it would be good to go there.
And...
I wanted to have a barbecue, but...
It's impossible in this weather.
So...
I'm going to have a taco party.
Taco party.
It was fast.
If you buy it...
You can experience Caesar.
You can experience making Caesar.
You can experience becoming Caesar.
You can experience Caesar.
Do you want to go with Kuro-chan?
You can experience making Caesar.
It's fast.
The fastest one is...
Naru-chan and...
Richie-chan and...
Risa-chan?
Taco.
It's very big.
Do you really want it?
You don't want it.
It's a lot of fun when there are three of you.
Isn't it amazing? There's a lot of things going on.
It's so cute.
How have you all been doing?
I only have one experience.
And we've only been together for about four months.
I've never held hands before.
I don't play the piano.
So I have a lot of admiration for love.
What kind of love did you have?
Basically, I'm the one who fell in love with me.
I'm the one who appeals and confesses and goes out with me.
That's pretty common.
There are so many girls out there.
Even if you're like that, I like you, so I'll go out with you.
You know that and you're going out with me?
Even if you're like that, I like you, so I'll go out with you.
I like you, so I'm happy.
But I don't think you're happy.
But I thought I was happy.
That's not true.
It's convenient for you to be a woman.
I don't know you that well yet, but I don't like it.
It's so cute.
Did you like it?
Don't you think she's really cool?
She's twice as cool in person.
I think she's much cooler than I thought.
Really?
I don't know who's lying and who's really in love.
I don't know if they're cheating on each other.
She's kind and kind.
I think she's much cooler than on TV.
She's not cool at all.
Now that you've done your best, let's eat octopus rice.
Cheers!
It's delicious.
Kuro-chan, you should eat it. It's very delicious.
She looks happy.
It's wasabi, isn't it? Why is there wasabi?
I want to do Russian roulette.
Are we going to eat it?
It's amazing.
Close your eyes.
Kuro-chan won't eat it.
Don't look at it. If you look at it, I'll let you eat it.
Kuro-chan won't eat it. She's a king of playing.
What's wrong with you?
I think I caught a cold.
The typhoon is strong.
What's wrong with you?
What the hell is this?
It's 12 o'clock.
This is ridiculous.
Scary.
What is she doing?
She said it. She found out.
It smells.
It smells like typhoon.
She just said it.
It smells.
It smells like typhoon.
A big typhoon is approaching.
She kept saying it smells.
She said it before, but even if you say something like "monster idol" or "stinky mouth",
she remembers it, and I think it's better to say it like that.
I think she said it to get excited.
Does it smell?
No, it doesn't smell. It doesn't smell like shit.
No, it smells, doesn't it?
Then everyone, you can open your eyes.
Yes!
Yes.
Then this is it.
What is it?
At one go.
Go ahead!
She doesn't eat black bean paste.
Who was wrong with their answer just now?
I'll eat all of it by myself.
What's up?
Kuro-chan, are you drinking?
I thought we should go out for a drink.
- Now? - Yes.
- Sure. - Sure?
- You said it didn't smell last time. - I drank a lot.
- Let's go. - Let's go.
- You're not lying. - But it does smell.
- Excuse me. - Excuse me.
It's just me, Risa and Kuro-chan.
- Cheers. - Cheers.
- Cheers for the bar. - I'm sorry.
- You're stupid, aren't you? - I'm sorry.
She's like a beautiful actress.
No, no, no.
I'm a talkative little girl.
You're a talkative little girl?
When we went on a date and ate together,
I was like, "Can't I just eat?"
- Like Miku-chan and Rich-chan. - I see.
"I like you." I was like, "Can't I just eat?"
- I was jealous of you. - You're good at this.
I really thought you were good at it.
It was our first day together, and I was curious about you.
Out of six girls,
you're number one.
- Of course, I'm number one. - Really?
- You're not lying? - I'm not lying.
- You're not lying to me? - What kind of logic is that?
It's okay if you're not lying to others, but not to me.
- Really? - Yeah.
- Self-tuning. - Yeah.
- Listen. - Yeah.
- You're number one, so I want you to trust me. - Yeah.
- Can I choose? - Listen carefully.
- Can you tell me you're not lying? - Yeah.
- Can you say it? - Yeah.
- Can I say it? - Of course.
I'm not lying.
Really.
I'm not lying, either.
You are.
I'm happy.
I'm a little excited. It's been a while.
You're good.
Can I kiss your hand as proof that I'm not lying?
Sure. Do it if you want me to.
Do you want me to do it?
I like you the most.
I can't believe it.
It's so soft.
Go ahead.
But it's only here.
It's only here.
What?
It's only here.
It's only here?
I'm scared.
Stop it.
It's so soft.
You're good at it.
I'm serious.
No, you're too awkward.
You're too awkward.
I'm serious. I'm surprised.
Okay, I believe you.
Can you say "daitanjan" to a woman?
Daitanjan.
Kuro-chan can say it.
She's a playboy.
She wants to make a girlfriend.
I see.
That's what it is.
Yes.
Thank you for waiting.
From now on, I'm going to announce the people I like from the first place to the fifth place in order.
What are you going to do about it?
One person whose name was not called until the end will leave today.
The first place goes to...
She's picking a fight. She's picked first place again.
Lisa!
She's clearly in first place.
Next!
Third!
Second place goes to...
Miku!
Third place...
Mami!
Thank you.
Mina!
Eh!?
Oh!
Eh!?
Thank you very much.
The only ones left are these two.
Number...five!
You used to be like this, too!
I knew it!
Last year, when we said goodbye...
The reason why I wasn't chosen was...
Because I looked like a little sister...
I didn't think of myself as a lover...
So I didn't choose this time.
By the way...
Did you really like me?
I didn't like you.
You didn't like me?
Why?
You used to be like this, too!
I didn't think of myself as a lover...
So I didn't choose this time.
Why?
You didn't like me?
Why do you look sad now?
Why?
I don't know what you mean!
You used to be like this, too!
What do you mean?
You used to be like this, too!
You didn't like me?
Why do you look sad now?
What do you mean?
I don't know what you mean!
You didn't like me?
You're wrong.
What do you like about me that you don't like me?
There are a lot of people among you.
There are four of you.
You're wrong.
You're really wrong.
You're wrong.
You just have to find it in this feeling, right?
Find it. You already had it.
You said it, didn't you?
But I'm glad you told me.
I really came to make it this time.
I say it every time, but I'm going to put it in this time and make it the last one.
Marriage!
Marriage?
Will you get married?
I will!
Are you serious?
I don't need a love game anymore!
You're so cool!
But it's a normal song.
You're getting through it.
That's it for this time.
You say it so quickly.
Well, it's a fake.
You don't have to say it.
Do you like me?
I don't like you.
You said it so quickly.
It's like a street street survey.
I don't like you. I like you.
And you said that I have a foul mouth.
What are you talking about?
You're a fake, you're a fake, and you have a foul mouth.
It's reflected.
That's right.
But it doesn't smell all the time.
Is it because you've experienced it?
It's an experience of making it.
What do you mean?
It's an experience of making it.
What is this?
This is important.