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You're alone in Fujimon!
I'm alone in Fujimon!
Now!
I'm back, everyone!
What?
It's been a while since we did a series of Koro-chan.
Yay!
This is the worst!
I'm not saying it's the worst!
If you say it's the worst, I'll push you away!
It's completely different!
Are you okay?
Yes!
Now, first of all, please look over here!
Yes!
You're making a picture again, aren't you?
What?
Hm?
There are nine women dressed up in dresses.
Familiar.
I can hear a very loud voice. What is it?
What? Where?
What are you doing?
Is it a building?
It's Kuro-chan.
What is it?
It's a very wide place.
What is it?
I can hear a very loud voice.
Have you arrived?
Then, Kuro-chan.
Don't say it like Akane-chan.
What are you talking about?
Take off your blindfold.
Take it off.
She's scared.
Do you have any questions for Kuro-chan?
Yes.
Is there a type of girl in this group?
What? A type of girl?
Yes.
No, no. There are only cute girls.
No, no. To be honest, everyone is cute.
Of course, the one who just asked the question is...
Mina.
You're the worst!
Don't get it wrong.
I can tell by looking at you.
Then...
Is there anyone who thinks you're a type of girl?
All of you!
- Really? - It can't be!
- What is this? - Shut up!
What do you mean?
I don't know! I don't know!
This has never happened before!
This is really a coincidence, right?
Here are the women who like you, Kuro-chan.
- Really? - Naughty!
In the end, you will choose and confess.
And you will aim for a couple.
You're not lying, are you?
Of course you can raise your hand, but you can't say "yes" or anything like that.
She knows that you like her.
- She's still standing up. - What is this?
- Who likes Kuro-chan? - Me!
You can do it.
Did you pick up girls you like on Wednesday?
Yes, I did.
Did you pick up girls you like?
Yes, I did.
Do you like her?
Yes, we do.
I didn't know you like her so much.
I'm glad you didn't pick up girls you don't like.
Get out of here.
Kuro-chan, you will change into a woman you like.
Please wait for me.
Why did you change into a woman you don't like all of a sudden?
If only you knew that everyone likes you.
That's Kuro-chan.
What?
You're annoying me.
Hurry up and go.
You're good. Hurry up and go.
Kuro-chan's New Year's plan has begun.
"MONSTER HOUSE" and "MONSTER IDOL"
This is the third "MONSTER SERIES" in three years.
It took a lot of time for Kuro-chan to apply for "Seriously In Love With A Woman" in April of this year.
But the plan has finally started.
It's quite a lot.
But this time it's coming from over there.
If Kuro-chan chooses it, won't it be successful?
That's right.
It's just a plan for Kuro-chan to be happy.
I don't want to see it.
Sometimes it's good, isn't it?
But I don't know if it will work.
I know it's a little suspicious.
Kuro-chan's dirty part comes out like this.
Immediately?
After everyone knows they like each other?
Yes, it comes out on top and it's rough.
I just want to see it.
You can see it like that, right?
You've already seen it, haven't you?
It's enough.
You've seen it lightly, haven't you?
I just want to see it and look down on it.
At the end, when you open it, Kuro-chan's...
Her way of waving her hands is also pleasant.
Everything is pleasant.
I saw it.
Yes.
Then, let's watch the continuation of what we saw earlier.
Yes, please.
What do you think, Kuro-chan?
Cute.
Cute?
Thank you, Dashin-yo.
Here you go.
Thank you, Dashin-yo.
She's always in a good mood.
When she's in a good mood, she's always in a good mood.
She looks like she suits everyone.
What do you think, Kuro-chan?
Cute.
This tie really suits you.
That's good.
You don't hate that kind of positive things, do you?
That's good.
What is this?
Let's go.
Kuro-chan's good mood is complete!
Don't think about it!
It's not interesting to say "interesting" clearly.
I always look at photos on SNS.
More than that, I think it's clean and cool.
It's more than I imagined.
It's really cute and like a loose character.
It's completely different!
I thought it was cool from the beginning, but it's cooler than I thought it would be.
Really?
I was more attracted to it.
Really?
I don't know why, but I feel like a king.
I've never felt like that before.
Finally, she gave me a bonus!
It's been 10 years since I've had a girlfriend like this.
I really like you.
You've been keeping me safe so far.
I'll decide it properly.
If you can't decide the goal with this, you can't decide the number of times in your life.
You're manly.
It's important to know what you like.
Everyone has a fetish.
Maruten, do you have a fetish?
I like how you sit.
I like your voice.
You like my voice?
Your voice is your fetish?
My fetish is my hands.
I can only like older people.
Kuro-chan's age is my fetish.
Everyone likes to eat.
My fetish is when I see girls eating what's in their mouths.
What?
What's in their mouths?
Are you laughing?
No, it's my fetish.
It's funny.
I think you have to see someone's fetish.
Who's smell is it?
It's the smell of the champagne that's covering her face.
Is it the smell of the chairman?
- Are you going to look at it? - Yes, I'm going to look at it.
- What should you do? - I'm going to look at it.
I'm happy that you're going to look at it.
- Because you like it. - Which one should I choose?
There are too many, I can't choose.
- Cute. - Cute.
Gross.
This name.
Will it fit in?
- It's big. - This is tough.
I want it all in.
Wow, that's amazing.
Gross, gross, gross!
I like it.
More, more, more.
Open, open, open.
It's eye-opening.
I can't see it at all.
Look, it's twitching.
I can see it now.
Wait a minute, can you give it back?
- Will you give it back? - What is it?
What do you mean, "give it back"?
You bought a foreign object!
You bought a foreign object?
- What do you mean? - I don't like it.
- I can't see it at all. - I can't see it.
- I can't see it.
- What's wrong with you? - I'm so excited.
We've reached the highest point of the show.
- We've reached the climax of the show. - You like climaxes, don't you? - I showed you my mouth.
- You know, I show you places you don't usually see. - He's crazy.
- I'm so excited. - I'm so happy.
- I'm so happy in my mouth. - She's happy in her mouth.
- I like this kind of stuff. - I like it.
- I like it when you show me.
- I feel good when you kiss me. - Huh?
- I was surprised. - Huh?
- I was surprised in my heart. - What's this?
- I thought I'd do it when I was 40 years old. - What is it?
- Huh? - What is it?
- It's really gross. - Yeah.
- I want to see it in your mouth. - That's right.
- Cheers! - Cheers! - Huh? What is it?
- Are you worried about your own tension? - I'm worried.
- I'm worried about my own tension. - I'm worried about my own tension.
- But if you say it like this... - I know, right?
- But if you say it like this... - I might really drink too much.
- Right?
- And then Kuro-chan... - Huh? What is it?
- Decided to talk to the girls one by one.
- I'm a dental hygienist. - Okay, okay.
- So I really like you, Kuro-chan... - Okay, okay.
- But I might not like the smell of your mouth... - Okay, okay.
- I might look at your teeth alignment and stuff like that... - Okay, okay.
- But you can look at it like you're doing your job, right? - I might look at it a lot.
- Can I have you check the smell of your mouth? - There it is!
- Can I? - Yes.
- Ugh, it stinks! - Not at all!
- It stinks, it stinks, it stinks! - Not at all! There was a little bit of silver...
- Not at all! - I'm getting used to it!
- I got a little bit of silver on me, but it's totally fine. - She's really used to it.
- It's totally for love. I realized it again.
- When you said "ah", she didn't avoid it and took it firmly.
You're good at talking.
There's nothing I don't like about you.
By the way, is it the first time you showed her food in your mouth?
It's the first time in my life.
Of course it's the first time!
What kind of question is that?
I'm sorry, but do you think "pechi" is like that?
I want to do everything you want me to do.
That's crazy!
That's really crazy!
What are you talking about?
I like you.
You're already saying it.
I'm sorry if I said it all.
I'm so happy I'm getting drunk.
I've been thinking about it for a while.
If we go out, it won't end if we go out.
What are you talking about?
I've been thinking about it for a while.
I'd like to go out with you, too.
What?
That's a little too much.
What should I do?
It's already decided.
That's fast!
How does MIKU look like?
What kind of hairstyle is this?
I don't usually dress up like this.
I know you like pink.
I put in pink, but it fell off.
Are you really trying to change for me now?
I've always wanted to marry you.
Is there such a person?
I'll protect you.
What do you mean?
What is this guy?
I don't know.
Is this love?
Shut up!
In the afternoon...
You probably have a 20-hour surveillance camera at home.
Is it okay for you?
I don't mind at all.
Can I show you?
Yes, you can.
Can I show you?
In a two-shot talk show,
Kuro-chan shows his love life to his girlfriend for the first time in 10 years.
I want you to teach me a lot of things.
What do you want me to teach you?
What's with that voice?
If you say you want me to teach you something, it's you.
It's not me.
Wow, you're so close.
There you go again.
No, it would have felt good if you were talking to me up close.
See?
This is your true self.
Do you think you're handsome?
Scary.
You're a happy person, aren't you?
Here, Kuro-chan will decide the first person to leave.
This time, two of the nine will leave.
Now it's time for everyone.
Kuro-chan, are you feeling better?
Yes, I was really worried, but I talked to everyone and decided firmly.
Now, Kuro-chan, please hit the woman you want to leave.
You passed.
Thank you very much.
She looks like she's going to cry. She's so happy.
Are you happy and crying?
I don't know if it's a play or not.
Next, the second one.
Kuro-chan, please.
I guess so.
She saw it in my mouth.
I like her.
You passed.
I'll go.
And...
Thank you. Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
You passed. Thank you very much.
You passed.
The last one is for these three.
Please choose the last one from these three.
You passed.
My heart is pounding.
Manisa, you passed. Congratulations!
Thank you!
So, as you can see, Kuro-chan's favorite order is...
Mana-chan and Momo-chan really like me and applied for me.
But I wasn't that type of person, so I dropped it this time.
There's one thing I have to tell you, Kuro-chan.
One?
Actually, not everyone likes you.
What?
See?
I knew it!
What?
Of course, there are people who like you,
but some people pretend to like you.
What's that? I don't need that!
You do, don't you?
What's so funny about it?
Just do it normally.
That's right. This time, among the girls,
some of them pretended to like you.
Will Kuro-chan be able to make a girlfriend for the first time in 10 years
by seeing through girls who really like her?
What's that for?
Huh?
What's wrong?
You dropped it today, didn't you?
Yes.
Huh? You two...
Which one?
Both of you are lying.
What?
No, you're definitely wrong! You're definitely wrong!
You're definitely wrong!
About what?
Huh?
No, it was a little gross.
I lied. I'm sorry.
It was really hard for me to pretend to like you, Kuro-chan.
Of course.
To be honest, I didn't like you at all.
That's right. I know, I know.
Huh? Wait!
Girls...
You tricked me.
I know you like me a lot!
I dropped something, so I thought I was sorry!
You didn't know, did you?
Wait!
If they're lying...
I feel like they're lying!
Do you really think so?
It's like a line.
What's that line?
And the remaining members and Kuro-chan start living together.
The stage is Okinawa again.
I don't want to say that.
Can I kiss you?
I just want you to like me.
I like you the most.
What is this?
I couldn't trust what I like!
Why don't you film it under some kind of security guard?
It wasn't a simple love song.
Of course you shouldn't make a low-spec man think for years.
I don't know how many people are serious.
I don't know how many women are lying.
But Lisa-chan in third place is already lying, right?
Lisa-chan? Ah, she was chosen in third place.
Because it's not like Kuro-chan's mouth doesn't smell.
You don't know, do you?
It stinks.
It definitely stinks.
It stinks.
You've never smelled it, have you?
It stinks.
It's not like Kuro-chan's mouth doesn't smell.
I don't know why Kuro-chan's mouth is lying.
Kuro-chan's mouth...
Are the girls crying because they're happy?
Do we still have to do this project?
That's right.
Is it possible?
It's possible.
Even if you pass.
There's no point in crying.
It could be acting or tears.
It's scary.
Don't you hate it and worry about it?
No, no, no.
It's not like Kuro-chan's love life.
I don't care about love life.
I only want people to deceive me.
In the end, Kuro-chan is happy so far.
It's fun, isn't it?
That's right.
It's a little unsettling.
I just want people to beat me up and kill me.
It's frustrating.