AISubs v3.7
The next presenter is this person! Please come in!
You're alone in Fujimon!
I'm alone in Fujimon!
Well, everyone, we're back!
What?
It's been a while since we did a series of Koro-chan.
Yay!
The worst!
Don't say "the worst"!
The worst and "yay" are completely different!
Are you okay?
Yes!
Well, first of all, please look over here!
He's making a picture again.
There are nine women dressed up in dresses.
Familiar.
I can hear a very loud voice. What is it?
What? Where?
What are you doing?
Is it a building?
It's Kuro-chan.
What is it?
It's a very wide place.
What is it?
I can hear a very loud voice.
Have you arrived?
Then, Kuro-chan.
Don't say it like Akane-chan.
What are you talking about?
Take off your blindfold.
Take it off.
She's scared.
Do you have any questions for Kuro-chan?
Yes.
Are there any girls of your type?
What?
Girls of my type?
Yes.
No, no. There are only cute girls.
No, no.
To be honest, everyone is cute.
Of course, the one who just asked the question is...
Mina.
You're the worst!
Don't get it wrong.
I can tell by looking at you.
Then...
Is there anyone of your type?
All of them!
- Really? - It can't be!
It's a lie!
- What is this? - Shut up!
What do you mean?
I don't know! I don't know!
This has never happened before!
It's really a coincidence, isn't it?
Here are the women who like you, Kuro-chan.
- Really? - Nonsense!
In the end, you will choose and confess.
And you will aim for a couple.
It's not a lie that you raised your hand, is it?
It's true, isn't it?
Of course you can raise your hand, but you can't say "yes" or anything like that.
She knows that you like her.
- Even though it's like this... - She's still standing up.
- What is this? - Then...
- Who likes Kuro-chan? - Me!
You can do it.
Didn't you ask for Kuro-chan's girlfriend on Wednesday?
- I did. - Huh?
- You asked for her? - I did.
- I see. - Do you really like her?
- Yes! - Yes!
- How did you get together like this? - I'm glad! I'm glad you didn't make a weird girlfriend!
No, it's not big.
- Then, Kuro-chan. - Yes!
- I will change into a woman who looks good with you. - Then wait for me.
- Why do you suddenly want me? - If you knew that everyone likes you...
- That's not Kuro-chan. - What?
- You're annoying me! - Hurry up!
- You're good! Talk to me! - Go!
Kuro-chan's New Year's plan has started.
"MONSTER HOUSE" and "MONSTER IDOL"
This is the third "MONSTER SERIES" in 3 years.
It took a long time for Kuro-chan to apply for "Real Women" in April of this year.
But finally, the plan has started.
- Really? - It's quite a lot.
But this time, it's from over there.
If Kuro-chan chooses it, won't it be successful?
- Isn't it? - Yes, it is.
It's just a plan for Kuro-chan to be happy.
I don't want to see it.
- Isn't it enough for now? - I don't think it's necessary.
I know it's a little suspicious.
- Kuro-chan's dirty part comes out like this. - Right away?
- Everyone likes each other. - Yes, it comes out and it's rough.
I just want to see it.
- You can see it like that, right? - You've already seen it, haven't you?
- It's enough. - You've seen it lightly, haven't you?
- You've seen it, haven't you? - I just want to look down on it.
- At the end, when you open it, Kuro-chan's... - Her way of waving her hands is disgusting.
- Everything is disgusting. - I've seen it.
Then, let's watch the continuation of what we saw earlier.
How do you like it, Kuro-chan?
It's cute.
It's cute?
Thank you, Dashin-yo.
Here you go.
Thank you, Dashin-yo.
She's in a good mood.
When there's a scene, it's a good time.
It's a clean suit that suits everyone.
How do you like it, Kuro-chan?
It suits you.
This tie really suits you.
It's good.
You don't hate such active things, do you?
It's good, Dashin-yo.
What is this?
Let's go.
One, two...
Don't get excited.
It's not funny to say "it's funny" clearly.
I always look at photos on SNS.
He is more clean and cool than I thought.
He is more cute and relaxed than I imagined.
I thought he was cool, but he is cooler and more attractive than I thought.
I'm in love with him.
Really?
I feel like a king. I've never felt like this before.
I feel like I got a bonus.
It's been 10 years since I had a girlfriend.
I really like her.
She has been taking care of me up to now.
I can make up my mind.
If you can't make up your mind now, you can't make up your mind forever.
You are manly.
It's important what you like.
Some people like certain things.
Maruten, do you like certain things?
I like how you sit.
I like your voice.
You like my voice?
Do you like my voice?
I like your hands.
I can only like you when you are older than me.
I like you when you are older than me.
Everyone likes you.
When you are eating, I like how you look at what you are eating.
What am I eating?
You are looking down.
Really?
What am I eating?
It's difficult.
I think you should look at someone.
Who is she looking at?
She is drinking champagne and hiding her face.
Is she looking at you?
She is looking at you.
What should I do?
She is looking at you.
She is happy that you are looking at her.
She likes you.
Which one should I choose?
There are too many.
I can't choose.
Cute.
Gross.
I like this name.
Can I drink it?
It's big.
I want you to drink it all.
It's amazing.
Gross.
I like it.
More.
Open it up.
Her eyes are wide open.
I can't see you at all.
Look at her.
I can see you now.
Wait a minute.
Give it back to me.
Will you give it back to me?
What is it?
What do you mean "give it back"?
She bought something else.
She bought something else?
What do you mean?
I can't see you at all.
I can't see you.
I'm so excited.
We've reached the highest point.
Climax.
I like climaxes.
I can't see you at all.
He's amazing.
I'm so excited.
I can't see you at all.
I like it.
I'm so excited.
I'm like...
What?
I feel sick.
I want to see your mouth.
Cheers!
What's going on?
Are you worried about your own mood?
I'm worried.
I'm sorry.
But, someone might say like this.
I might drink too much.
Right?
Then, Kuro-chan decided to talk to girls in turn.
I'm a dental hygienist.
So, I like you.
But, I worry about your mouth.
Or, I might see your teeth.
But, it's okay for you to see my teeth.
Can I check your mouth?
It stinks!
Not at all!
It stinks!
It smells like silver.
But, it's okay for me.
It's okay for me.
When I said "ah",
you didn't avoid it.
You took it firmly.
You're good at talking.
There's nothing I don't like about you.
I'd like to confirm, but is it the first time you've shown me food in your mouth?
It's the first time in my life.
Of course it's the first time!
What kind of question is that?!
I'm sorry, but do you think "pechi" is something like that?
I want to do everything you want me to do.
This is crazy! This is really crazy!
What are you talking about?
I like you.
You're already saying it.
I'm sorry if I said it all.
I'm so happy I'm getting drunk.
When I heard about this project, I thought it wouldn't end if we dated.
What are you talking about?
I'm thinking of getting married.
If I was with you...
I'd like to get married.
Isn't that a little too much?
What should I do?
I think it's already decided.
That's fast!
What do you think of this picture?
Looking at this hair color, what kind of hair style is this?
I don't usually arrange it like this,
but I know you like pink.
I put in pink, but it fell off.
Do you really want to change it for me?
I've always wanted to marry you.
I didn't know you were like that.
I'll protect you.
What does that mean?
I don't know what he's talking about.
What is it?
Is this love?
Shut up!
In the afternoon...
You probably have a 20-hour surveillance camera at home.
Is it okay for you?
I don't mind at all.
Can I show you?
Yes, you can.
Can I show you?
In a two-shot talk show,
Kuro-chan shows his love life to his girlfriend for the first time in 10 years.
I want you to teach me a lot of things.
What do you want me to teach you?
What's with that voice?
If you say you want me to teach you something, it's you.
It's not me.
Wow, you're so close.
There you go again.
No, it would have felt good if you were talking to me up close.
See?
This is your true self.
Do you think you're handsome?
Scary.
You're a happy person, aren't you?
What?!
Here, Kuro-chan will decide the first person to be eliminated.
This time, two of the nine will be eliminated.
It's time, everyone.
Kuro-chan, are you feeling better?
Yes, I was really worried, but I talked to everyone and made up my mind.
Now, Kuro-chan, please hit the woman you want eliminated.
You passed.
Thank you very much.
She looks like she's going to cry. She's so happy.
Are you happy and crying?
No, I don't know if it's a play or not.
Next, the second one.
Kuro-chan, please.
I guess so.
She saw it in my mouth.
I like her.
You passed.
I'll go.
And...
Thank you. Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
You passed. Thank you very much.
You passed.
The last one is for these three.
Please choose the last one from these three.
You passed.
My heart is pounding.
Manisa, you passed. Congratulations!
Thank you!
So, as you can see, Kuro-chan's favorite order is...
Mana-chan and Momo-chan really like me and applied for me.
But I wasn't that type of person, so I dropped it this time.
There's one thing I have to tell you, Kuro-chan.
One?
Actually, not everyone likes you, Kuro-chan.
What?
See?
I knew it!
What?
Of course, there are people who like you, Kuro-chan.
But only a few people pretend to like you, Kuro-chan.
What's that supposed to mean? I don't need that!
You do, don't you?
What's so funny about it?
Just do it normally.
That's right. This time, among the girls, there are participants who pretend to like you, Kuro-chan.
Will Kuro-chan be able to find a woman who really likes him and make him fall in love with her for the first time in 10 years?
What's that supposed to mean?
What's wrong with you?
You dropped it today, didn't you?
Which one of you is it?
Both of you are lying.
No, you're definitely wrong!
You're definitely wrong!
About what?
It was a little gross.
I lied. I'm sorry.
It was really hard for me to pretend to like you, Kuro-chan.
To be honest, I didn't like you at all.
That's right. I know, I know.
Wait a minute!
Girls...
You tricked me.
I know you like me a lot!
I dropped something, so I thought I was sorry!
You didn't know, did you?
Wait!
If they're lying...
I feel like they're lying!
Do you really think so?
It's like a line.
What's that line?
And the remaining members and Kuro-chan start living together.
The stage is Okinawa again.
I want to get married.
I don't want to play games.
Can I kiss you?
I want you to like me the most.
I like you the most.
What is this?
I couldn't trust what I like!
Why don't you film it under some kind of security guard?
It wasn't a simple love story.
Of course you shouldn't make a low-spec man think for years.
I don't know how many people are serious.
I don't know how many women are lying.
But Lisa-chan in third place is already lying, right?
Lisa-chan? Ah, she was chosen in third place.
Because it's not like Kuro-chan's mouth doesn't smell.
You don't know, do you?
It stinks.
It definitely stinks.
It stinks.
You've never smelled it, have you?
It stinks.
It's not like Kuro-chan's mouth doesn't smell.
I don't know why Kuro-chan's mouth is lying.
Kuro-chan's mouth...
Are the girls crying because they're happy?
Do we still have to do this project?
That's right.
Is it possible?
It's possible.
Even if you pass.
There's no point in crying.
It could be acting or tears.
It's scary.
Don't you hate it and worry about it?
No, no, no.
It's not like Kuro-chan's love life.
I don't care about love life.
I just want to be deceived.
That's all.
Kuro-chan is happy so far.
It's fun, isn't it?
That's right.
It's a little unsettling.
I just want to be beaten up and killed.
It's frustrating.