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Kotogen Takahashi
You look like him
You have a problem with your eyesight
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Everyone's Step Special
[SixTONES' "Who is a Man?"]
Here's the theory I came up with!
Blue Riders, Thin-skinned people think they look like an ice rink when they're on TV, so they say hello!
They do have an image!
It's crazy.
It feels like autumn.
I know.
It's like autumn rain.
It's like "My Riders".
But the staff of this show called Kotoge "Blue Rider's thin skin".
It's a terrible saying.
"Blue Rider's thin skin".
If Blue Rider's thin skin was in the TV station,
Kotoge would say "Blue Rider's thin skin" to the staff.
So,
We prepared exactly the same thing as Kotoge's favorite "Blue Rider's thin skin".
We put the label of "thin skin" on the show.
You are good at finding "thin skin".
We put the label of "thin skin" on the line of the show.
It's Kotoge.
The first target is...
What are you doing?
It's Diane Tsuda.
What are you doing?
You are right.
Hello.
It's been a while.
Who are you?
It's awkward.
He said hello.
It's awkward.
And...
He said hello twice.
It's awkward.
What?
He said hello.
Everyone...
Everyone gets caught.
It's awkward.
It's 100% reverse.
The next target is...
It's definitely...
Masami.
She's not looking.
What?
It's not this image?
It's Onroid.
What?
Why are you doing that?
He's making a straight-line bow.
It's a straight-line bow.
He's making a straight-line bow.
Maybe we can distinguish them.
I see.
Maybe we can distinguish them.
Is he dead?
Good morning.
He apologized.
I'm sorry.
You're amazing.
Good morning.
He doesn't even say "I'm sorry".
He looks like "There's another one like me".
I'm sorry.
Are you serious?
I totally thought it was Eiji Kotougei.
I thought it was Eiji Kotougei just by his bald head, and I said "I'm sorry".
- He's very strong. - You said "I'm sorry" in detail.
- Was it that apology? - It was that apology.
- Oh, I see. - I thought I should...
- No, you should... - I should...
You should say "you should", Hyouroku.
- You shouldn't say "you should", Hyouroku. - I thought I shouldn't say that.
- You should say "you should", Hyouroku. - Anyway...
The comedian said goodbye.
- I didn't know it would turn out like that! - Yes, it turned out like that.
- I thought Watanabe had seen it before, but I was surprised that he made a mistake. - I know, right?
- I really want to meet the impostor. - What if Kotougei appears in the scene?
- Oh, what will you do? - What will you do?
- Ignore him! Ignore him, Hyouroku! - Ignore him!
- Don't you think it's Kotougei? - Ignore him?
One, two, three, four!
Takahashi chose "everyone's theory".
The next one is...
"The sound of your vocal cords being scratched", "a theory that even an S.E. doesn't notice".
- So... - Oh, no...
- From the speaker attached to this surgical bed... - It's been scratched, hasn't it?
- The S.E. made a sound and verified it.
- Oh, it's here! - Oh...
- It's close. - The target is...
- Oh, no... - It's the one that gets scratched, isn't it?
Komiya Sanshiro, who called him out in private.
- Komiya, you have money, don't you? - Yeah.
- You're dirty. - I've had enough of you.
- You talk too much. - You talk too much.
- I really don't need it. - I don't need it at all. You're so dirty.
So...
- I'll shake it like this. - Okay.
- Please be careful. - How much sound will it make?
Oh, it's real. Wow, you're good.
Next, please look the other way.
- Will it make the same sound? - Will it make the same sound?
Breathe in.
No, no, no.
Next, look up.
Here we go. Breathe out.
No, no, it's not making any sound.
What about your senses?
- He doesn't seem to notice it at all. - He doesn't seem to notice it at all.
From now on, he'll try to be a little bolder.
Next, please look the other way.
- No, it's not making any sound. - Breathe in.
One, two...
- No, it's not making any sound. - Next, look up.
It's definitely making a sound.
Please look the other way.
One, two...
No, no, no.
- Are you okay? - It looks like it, but...
Huh?
- It's definitely not making a sound. - No!
- Are you okay? - Yes.
Next...
- No, it's not making a sound. - Breathe in.
One, two...
- No, it's not making a sound. - Breathe in.
I think I know what you're thinking about.
- I guess you're thinking about something different. - I'm okay.
What are you doing?
- He's thinking. - Yeah, I'm thinking.
It's singing time.
Don't do it in a low voice.
Everyone's theory chosen by Takahashi continues.
Blueberry farmer, eyesight 2.0 theory.
It's good for your eyes.
So we came to this blueberry farm in Hachioji.
Blueberry farmer, eyesight 2.0 theory.
Excuse me, this is a TVS program.
You're wearing glasses.
One, two, three, four!
Everyone's theory chosen by Takahashi continues.
Oyster fry set meal.
Even if you get fried oysters with fruits, you can't complain about it.
So this time,
thanks to the cooperation of this blueberry farm,
we're going to test men who belong to an extra company who were called out without knowing anything.
Welcome. Thank you for waiting.
May I ask you for an order?
Oyster fry set meal.
Yes, of course.
Today's recommended lunch, oyster fry set meal, is ordered.
However, the oyster fry set meal that is offered
is cut the oysters with fruits like that,
and fried it with flour, eggs, and bread crumbs.
This is oyster fry set meal.
- It doesn't look different. - I don't like it.
But it's completely different inside.
It's completely different.
Thank you for waiting. Here's your oyster fry set meal.
Here you go.
And then...
Oh, you're the type of person who takes pictures.
First, they take pictures.
And then...
Finally...
Wow, look at this!
Tartar sauce.
Tartar sauce, huh?
Yeah, it's tartar sauce.
It's crispy.
Oh!
Nice!
You saw the blackboard, didn't you?
Oh, you ate! You ate!
Oh, you're eating rice.
And then...
They take pictures again.
And upload them to Instagram.
Wow, what does it say on Instagram?
Fried oyster set meal for 800 yen.
Yeah.
Wait, you ate that oyster?!
I see.
They're making fun of everyday life.
But...
I'm not eating it.
It had its own taste.
It's good!
They kept eating it.
Is it good?
They ate all four of them.
That's impressive.
And the second one is...
This man.
Oh, you ate it.
With a lot of tartar sauce.
You're looking at it first.
You said you'd say it if it was in Kanji, right?
You're looking at it first.
You said you'd say it if it was in Kanji, right?
I saw the second one.
It's in Katakana, right?
You're looking at it first.
Help me. I'm going to eat either one of them.
And...
There's no falsehood on the blackboard.
This one lost.
While checking it for the third time...
You can't say it's in Katakana, can you?
They also ate it.
They ate it.
It's good.
Oysters...
They're not oysters.
Yeah.
I'm not saying it in a bad way.
I thought it was an autumn oyster.
I thought it was unusual.
But...
I thought it might be possible.
One, two, three, four!
Who said it? Who praised it?
I'm curious about it.
Next is...
Today's elementary school students.
I don't know what a 'dobu' is.
Do you know what a 'dobu' is?
I don't know.
What do you think it is?
It's like a bowl.
A bowl?
Do you know what a 'dobu' is?
I don't know.
What do you think it is?
It's like a fish.
A fish?
No one knows what a 'dobu' is.
Do you know what a 'dobu' is?
It's a smartphone app.
One, two, three, four!
The chosen one is...
The theory that Suzuki Muneo is the strongest in Hakonori.
What does 'strongest' have to do with this?
As long as you are in an election period, you don't have to wear a seatbelt.
So it's rude of you to get out of the car and wave your hand at the voters.
Meanwhile, Suzuki Muneo...
How strong is Muneo-san?
Wow! Amazing!
He did a different way of getting out of the car.
A different way of getting out of the car...
Thank you!
Wow! Amazing!
That's really amazing.
That's true.
Furthermore...
No way!
But he's getting out of the car!
All over the country, one-man election in Hokkaido Prefecture.
That's amazing!
Wow!
Wow! He's getting out of the car!
It's like a festival!
Muneo is getting out of the concept of 'Hakonori' as well.
It's important!
Right?
Wow!
As you've seen...
You don't have to go that far in an election period!
You don't have to!
Does that have anything to do with the votes?
It doesn't have anything to do with the votes, so it's rude of you.
'Hakonori' and 'Hakonori'...
Next...
Now, the theory I chose this time is this one!
Yes!
Like a raccoon, on its belly, hitting a shell with a stone, it's a tiring theory!
It's a tiring theory!
This time, just like that raccoon, a real raccoon championship has been held to see if humans can do the same thing.
What? A real raccoon championship?
I didn't know such a thing was being held.
You didn't know? Did you want to participate?
A real raccoon championship!
I don't like it in the morning!
It doesn't change in the afternoon!
You don't have this condition in the morning and afternoon, right?
Like a raccoon, on its belly, hitting a shell with a stone, it's a tiring theory!
A real raccoon championship!
The members will be challenged by these three hard- working comedians.
This time, they will hit a rock raccoon on their belly and the one who touches it first will win.
So, first of all, they will choose a stone that's easy to break.
I'm scared!
This...
Is my stomach okay?
This is also a terrible theory.
Doing it on my stomach itself is...
Now, the real raccoon championship...
It's begun!
Start!
Now, it's begun!
A raccoon is going!
It's there! Failure!
A stone is pierced in his belly!
What?
A raccoon is...
It's not a tiring theory!
A raccoon has jumped out!
Can you do it with the system?
A raccoon...
This is difficult!
The raccoon has suffered more damage than expected.
Three raccoons died in one hit.
In addition to the difficulty of catching shellfish with a pinpoint,
if it is off even a little, it will cause great damage to the belly.
On Sunday, the raccoon's leg was completely stuck in the belly with the first blow.
It hasn't recovered yet.
I'm sorry!
In the meantime, two minutes have passed.
The south side is first!
The raccoon catches the center of the shellfish with a sharp stone and destroys it magnificently.
First of all, the south side has broken the first shellfish.
Can it catch up with the south side?
Yes! It's caught!
It's caught! The south side is first!
And the south side's shellfish goes to the iron plate.
Taking into account the safety of the inside of the belly,
it is eaten with grilled shellfish.
Grilled shellfish is kind!
And as it is, the south side crushes the intense shellfish and leads the game.
Can the blue side catch up with it?
It's broken!
It's getting better and better.
The first round is over!
The south side is in the lead!
It's amazing!
How about the road?
The road is big!
It's not bad at all!
It's a belly swing!
The loose belly absorbs the shock!
He wants abs!
There's juice in his face, too!
He's good!
He's got abs!
He's got the talent for loose belly!
I got it!
Talent for loose belly?
Ogata and Minamikawa are getting used to the bed heat.
Ouch!
Watch me!
Meanwhile, they still don't know how to break it.
It's not an octopus.
Then...
Ouch!
It's broken.
This is the last one.
Each time, it does a lot of damage.
One more!
Will Ogata be able to win?
Oh, no!
Super play!
The bounced clam hits Ogata in the face!
Minamikawa is...
Ouch!
Did it break?
Just a little more!
It's broken!
Just a little more!
And...
Now, Ogata!
For some reason, he hit the clam at a low angle!
Why?
Did you want something exciting?
Minamikawa broke the last clam.
And now, he ate up all of it.
So, the winner of "Real Octopus Championship" is...
Ogata!
It's an octopus.
Damn it!
It hurts so much!
I don't know because it's black.
I can't show you.
I did it.
You didn't do it.
I did it because I wanted to do it.
You didn't say anything.
And now, Ogata...
Don't you want to see how he breaks the clam?
I want to see it!
Here is an example of a professional breaker breaking a clam.
The back of it is quite low.
Isn't it a rock?
The bottom is a rock.
No, it's the other way around!
He put a rock on the bottom.
He put a rock on his stomach.
Isn't he breaking a clam this way?
No, it's definitely more efficient.
The breaker is smart.
I didn't know about it!
You should have told me about it first!
We said it looked like a rock.
But Miya-san did it the other way around.
I see.
That's right.
That's reckless.
I don't think it's reckless.
Then we should have said it as soon as we saw it.
That's right.
And so...
Ogata Kanji and...
Gyo Gyo did it.
It means that the breaker is smarter than Miya- san.
But Ogata-kun...
That's right.
He was so excited that he was about to catch a cold.
That's right.
He was like, "It's dangerous! It's dangerous!"
We weren't excited at all, either.
Wednesday's "Downtown" is sponsored by...
I don't think this is it.
This is difficult.
Ridiculous Impersonation
"Everyone's Theory" chosen by Kotouge.
Next is...
If Robert's full name is 'Akiyama Yamamoto', what is Baba's order theory?
I see.
I think Akiyama is famous for people themselves.
Hiroshi.
If his full name is 'Akiyama Yamamoto', will he be number one?
Research aimed at 100 people, which Robert himself knows.
Akiyama is suspicious, too.
Do you know each name below?
I know Akiyama Ryuji.
Do you know Ryuji?
No.
Akiyama...
Baba Yamamoto...
Yamamoto Hiroshi!
Everyone calls him 'Hiroshi'.
With that full name...
I have an image that Akiyama calls himself 'Hiroshi'.
That's right.
After that...
Akiyama Ryuji.
I don't know.
Yamamoto Hiroshi.
Akiyama...
Akiyama Ryuji-san.
Yamamoto Hiroshi-san.
Who is Baba-chan?
I don't know Baba-chan.
I'm sorry.
I don't know.
According to the survey,
the full name is "Yamamoto Akiyama Baba-no-jun,"
which is a great achievement.
I see.
The full name of Baba-chan is...
Baba Hiroyuki-san.
That's correct.
Really?
I guessed it right.
You guessed it right.
Everyone chose their own answers.
Next...
"If you get "no" in "shiritori,"
you'll say "ah" for sure."
"You'll say "ah" for sure."
Thank you in advance.
I'll sign up.
"Can you say "shiritori" together?"
Together?
Yes. Asahi-san first.
Okay.
Car.
Marimo.
Mosque.
Walnut.
That's fast.
Squirtle.
Kitsutsuki.
You said it first.
Pink.
Rubber.
Tomato.
Washroom.
Lotus root.
Ah.
One, two, three, four!
Ah.
Yes, you'll say 'ah' for sure.
Ah.
I'll do it again.
What are you doing?
Can you double jump with this?
Double jump?
At your own timing.
Okay.
Yes, please.
I'll do it.
Oh.
It was three, wasn't it?
Yes, it was.
It was three, wasn't it?
Ah.
"OK." "What the hell is that?!"
"One, two, three. Ha ha ha!" "What the hell is that?!"
This is great.
3 things - small and heavy and big and light - can they have all the time in the world?
The ones who verify this are...
Yes, it is.
Westland, England.
I like Wednesday's downtown, but that's where the problem starts.
Can I ask you something?
I'm scared.
Are you okay?
Wow, it's heavy!
This is tungsten, which is 2.5 times heavier than iron.
Tungsten?
It's a rare metal.
It's really heavy.
It's the 7th heaviest metal in the world.
It's a challenge to see how much you can carry.
Can you feel it? It's really heavy.
I don't know about that.
It looks like you can easily carry it.
As a result, we couldn't even verify that it's big and light.
We installed a fixed-point camera.
Are you okay with your physical strength?
He withdrew.
What is it?
You're kind.
I'm going to leave you alone.
What is it?
It's really heavy.
In addition, it is prohibited to touch other parts other than the palm, such as leaving weight to the chest and belly.
It's a good rule.
It hurts. It's sharp.
And an hour and thirty minutes passed as it was.
It's hard.
Can you do it with one hand?
It's heavy.
It's hard to do it with one hand.
My wrist...
My wrist hurts.
Oh, my God!
He's complaining with great momentum.
It's going to be short anyway.
No matter how much I have.
Even though I found such a hard piece.
What was it? A cross?
You don't have to touch a real cross.
It's nice.
It's better to eat something delicious with a rabbit.
And three hours have passed since the beginning.
But you're doing your best.
It's hard for me for three hours.
My back hurts, too.
Not only my neck, but my fingers hurt, too.
He complains with great momentum.
The pain is all over his body.
It's hard.
It's been four hours.
It's harder than I thought.
You can do it!
It hurts!
I give up!
From the beginning, it's been 4 hours and 2 minutes. The challenge is over.
It hurts!
Isn't it the most boring of Wednesday's downtime?
If you don't need a manzai book, can you tell me? It's annoying, isn't it?
You have a lot of complaints!
Iguchi, who doesn't know that there is a sequel, returns home.
What is this? Damn it!
And 3 days later...
It's weird if you don't have the same physical strength!
You bastard!
The same person came!
That's enough!
I knew it from your face!
This time, we'll test it with a cardboard box, which is big and light, which is just half the weight of the manzai book.
This is tough!
How can I hold it?
But it's better to have a big one!
However, as before, you can only touch it with your palm.
You can't put it on your head?
That's tough!
I can't wait!
It's tough!
This is tough!
They tried various patterns of how to hold a huge cardboard box.
It looks like an object!
It's dangerous!
It's hard to find a good position.
Manzai book!
I'm being carried around even on this day!
It definitely looks like it's different!
But what is this now?
And an hour has passed since the beginning.
Is this okay?
That's dangerous!
Did you get wet in the manga costume?
The things on the desk are wet.
The worst.
And...
But you want to drink water, right?
I see.
I found it!
You found it?
I found it!
I can't rest!
This is bad!
What a bad ending!
This is bad!
What a bad ending!
Ouch!
The record is 1 hour and 23 minutes.
The challenge is over.
I see.
It's the same again.
The design is almost the same.
As a result, the small and heavy ones are more popular.
So what do you wear?
It's strict.
He's angry.
What about your costume?
I won't wear it.
So...
Bad efficiency location.
It's funny.
He's angry.
His costume is disgusting.
If you don't like it, you should quit being a cartoonist.
What about your poop?
Your raw poop.
My raw poop?
Yes.
You shouldn't bring your raw poop all the time.
It's hard.
You shouldn't bring heavy things.
Raw poop depends on whose poop it is.
That's right.
Is it your own poop or your partner's poop?
It's my partner's poop.
What is "raw poop, raw poop" if it's not raw poop?
It's usually raw poop.
What is "raw poop"?
It's not processed, right?
What kind of face do you have?
That face?
Are you fighting?
I'm asking you.
Next, Kasuga's choice of everyone's taste.
Lastly, I, Kasuga, will show you.
You finally said it!
You said you weren't going to do it.
You only said "juice" in the beginning.
That's right.
Were you doing something behind my back?
No, I wasn't.
I don't know how much you'll keep quiet.
I simply didn't think of anything.
When you wrote it, I couldn't think of anything.
You couldn't think of anything.
I'll deceive you with my skills.
This is the set Kasuga chose.
What type of woman does your father like?
If it's your son, you'd know, right?
I see.
How about you, Rijin-san?
I don't know at all.
My father and my personality don't match.
We hardly ever talk.
That man is a mystery to me.
Does everyone know?
What if it's a girl?
I know!
My father likes a woman who seems to be carrying heavy luggage.
What are you talking about?
Even if I say "I'll help you," he says "No, it's okay."
He's so quick-witted.
What type of woman does your father like?
If it's your son, you'd know, right?
Their parent-child relationship also depends on it.
Today's challenger is Kusanagi Miyashita.
My dad is a little bit special. He's an underground fighter.
And his father is...
This is Hideki "Sakurai" Mack, 54 years old.
He got married once before. And he got married after he divorced my mom.
So I guess he's an old-fashioned guy.
Is he popular?
I think he is.
His son, Miyashita.
Did you get married recently?
Yes, I did.
Do you know his wife?
Yes, I do. She's very pretty.
What do you think of her? Is she your type or not?
I think I'd like her if she approached me like that.
Stop it!
Men are like that.
Miyashita's father, who lives in a man's world, has...
Oh, cute!
He chose one of these five women as his favorite.
This is difficult.
I like women like this.
I like women with attractive eyes.
That's a bad picture.
It looks like my dad's picture.
I don't know who you're talking about.
Dad, have you made up your mind?
No, I haven't.
What are you talking about?
He chose one of his favorite women.
Next, Miyashita will guess his dad's choice.
Wow, it's difficult.
He's thinking about it.
I wonder how it will be.
He's monitoring it with all his heart.
I like women like him.
I like mature and serious women like him.
I know who you're talking about.
I think my dad is the exact opposite of me.
I think my dad is different from me.
I think my dad likes girls.
Among them, I like A, C, and E.
First of all, her hair color.
I think E's style is similar to my mother's style when she was young.
My mother used to wear boots like this.
It was fashionable at that time.
I think E's style is similar to my mother's style.
I like it.
I think E's style is similar to my mother's style.
E's mother is beautiful.
Which one should I choose?
Out of the gyaru-type women,
he chose two women who have elements similar to their mothers.
Finally, they answered each other.
Behind the name tag of the woman who answered correctly,
there is a signature of her father's bedroom.
By the way, nothing is written for the woman who answered incorrectly.
Yes.
I'll do my best.
Then, who do you think is your father's favorite type of woman?
My father's favorite type of woman is...
Please guess.
A-san!
A?!
Then, A-san, please remove your mask.
Could it be...
I'm counting on you.
Do you have a signature or not?
It's correct!
I'm happy!
I did it!
I'm happy!
Is it okay?
I'm very happy!
What is it?
I'm very happy!
What is this feeling?!
Dad!
You got it!
Dad!
It's like you're in a high-end cabaret restaurant.
How rude!
That's a different feeling.
Isn't it like you're in a high-end cabaret restaurant?
No, it's a big difference.
My mother also ran a cabaret restaurant.
That's right.
So, the result is...
The classic is...
The classic!
You got it!
The father and son's personality...
It depends on the person.
It's impressive.
It's true!
It's difficult to guess, isn't it?
That's right.
I don't have this kind of relationship with my father,
so I was about to cry.
He said, "It's okay. You're in a high-end cabaret restaurant."
So I thought, "It's not like me."
How about you, Shigemura?
Well...
Were you guessing Miyashita-san's favorite type?
Huh? No, no, no.
Oh, you weren't? You're his father.
I'm Miyashita-kun's father. Huh? Huh? Huh?
Were you looking at me properly?
I was looking at you, but I didn't know which one was which.
Miyashita-kun had been choosing videos for a long time,
so you thought Miyashita-kun was choosing the girl he liked, didn't you?!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
No, I don't care about that.
You don't need to thank me.
Why do you have to be praised when you're closest to me?
One, two, three, four!
Kasuga's chosen theory for everyone.
Next up...
Decilitres. A theory you seriously wouldn't use.
No, I wouldn't.
It's one-tenth of a litre.
Decilitres.
I haven't heard that in a while.
You learned it in elementary school,
but you'll never use it again in your life.
That's true.
By the way, overseas...
You do use it.
Sweden's juice and Switzerland's cup soup and so on...
...were used to some extent in Europe.
Even in Japan.
I heard that decilitres are used in this shop.
Yes, it's rough here, but decilitres are used.
It's true!
It was used for measuring red beans.
Why do you use decilitres?
In the past, they sold it in units of one or two,
but since the deceptive method didn't work,
and you had to use it in units of metres from now on,
units of one became about two decilitres.
That's a little too much.
You protected it seriously.
So you used two decilitres.
That's right.
However, in 1954,
trading under the deceptive method was banned,
and when it came to measuring red beans,
you couldn't use units of one or two anymore,
so some shops started using decilitres.
That's why they sold it in units of two decilitres.
By the way, health diagnosis numbers were also used in medical fields.
One, two, three, four!
Everyone's theory that Kasuga chose.
Double jump.
Wow!
He's good.
He's good at it.
One, two, three, bounce!
He's never done it before.
"Henoheno moheji" means "Hotei" and "Tomoyasu" means "big" and "Kano" means "famous".
"Hotei" means "big" and "Kano" means "famous".
Now, let's put "Hotei" and "Tomoyasu" on a slide and sing a song!
Let's go!
Henoheno moheji mitai ni
"Hotei" and "Tomoyasu"
"Kano" and "Kano"
"Hotei" and "Tomoyasu"
"Nigai" and "Kano"
It's not "sling", is it?
Can you really do it?
He's good!
He's fast!
He's singing and singing.
"Hotei" and "Tomoyasu"
His hands are too strong!
It's impossible for anyone!
Everyone's theory.
The end.
Even when Noriko Awaya got off the bus, Akira Shimizu showed off a new impersonation, it was still a development theory.
She was angry, wasn't she?
That was the basic trend, wasn't it?
So far, it has been provided by the sponsors you see.
I'd like to do it again in about half a year's time.
That's it for everyone's theory special!
Even when Noriko Awaya got off the bus, Akira Shimizu showed off a new impersonation, it was still a development theory.
This is a new story, isn't it?
A vulgar impersonation and a nasty impersonation.
I think that's where the score starts from development.
So...
Thank you for having me.
Without telling you the specific content, we decided to have Noriko Awaya get off the bus.
Will it work first?
Three minutes from the official start.
- That's fast. - Are you Noriko Awaya?
- Yes. - Oh, you got off.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too.
I'd like you to look at someone's impersonation and rate it.
Would you like me to help you?
Me?
- Yes, I'd like you to rate it. - She's shaking her hands.
- I see. - That's good.
Once she's approved of her impersonation,
she'll stand by at the judges' seats.
- Yes, I'll do a proper impersonation. - She's ready.
- No, that's not it! - How do you feel right now?
Thank you for letting me sit in such a bright place.
Thank you for coming.
Who are you talking about?
Let me introduce you.
Mr. Shimizu's new joke is "Mr. Picotaro".
Is that so?
Let's start!
P
O
P
I have a pen.
I have a oshiri.
Oshiri pen.
I have a pen.
I have an oppai.
Oppai pen.
Oshiri pen.
Oppai pen.
What did you say?
Pen! Oppai! Oshiri pen!
You are strange!
Pen! Oppai! Oshiri pen!
You said "pen" until the end.
You said "pen" and that hurt me.
- Thank you, Mr. Shimizu! - What did you think of today's performance?
- I think it was perfect! - Yes!
- OK, let's get our scores in! - It brings back memories!
Please show us your score.
10 points, 10 points, 10 points, 5 points, 10 points, 10 points, 10 points, 10 points, 10 points, 95 points!
5 points?
Hey, I've never heard of 5 points.
Right?
I've heard of 6 points, but what is this 5 points?
Akira...
More!
You tried so hard to copy me.
Oh my...
Were you called "Akira-kun" by your teacher?
It's "Shimizu-san"... "Shimizu-san"...
Today you were called "Akira-kun"
No, no, no, no!
Right?
No, no, no!
He tried his best...
In other words, 6 points got more spicy as he went to heaven.
Yes, it got spicy...
You've seen that, but...
How about you, Shigemori-kun? Were there any theories you were curious about?
Deciliter... I really like it.
Eh, deciliter?
Deciliter...
If you ask an idiot what their favorite unit is, it's usually deciliter.
Eh, why?
It's cool!
So even in tests, it's usually deciliter.
The amount of problems is...
If you put in a tattoo, it's deciliter?
It's deciliter.
But!
Woman!
I'm sorry.
What's going on?
It's a woman's sex!
It's a woman!
There's a problem.
It's a woman!
Stop it! Don't call her by her sex!
Next week...
The 8th Sing and Dance Tournament will be held!
The seniors will judge the popular entertainers' sing and dance!
And!
Eh?
Huh?
Kuro-chan's first in 3 years!
A new serialization project has begun!
Eh?!
Eh, I don't know! What is this?!
Eh, it's Wednesday, right?!
Tonight's broadcast is on TVER!
Past broadcasts will be broadcast on Harami!