AISubs v3.5
First of all, in this situation...
It happens sometimes, right?
Yes, it happens.
It seems like it always ends with an incomplete combustion.
Yes, yes, yes.
I'll refrain from it.
He came with a wish...
It's okay for him to come with a wish, right?
Is that so?
But he came all the way, right?
Shall we call him in?
Yes, yes, yes.
Come in!
Matsumoto
Wow, he's waving his hand!
Wow, he's waving his hand! That's gross!
Matsumoto-san, it's not a wishful thinking!
It's flying all over Japan!
That's a good way of saying it!
It's flying in the sky!
So, this Wednesday's "Downtown"...
Do you know how long it's been since we started broadcasting?
It's been eight and a half years!
What?!
That's right!
It's been more than a thousand years!
I see...
Right?
It almost ended about four times, though...
You're enduring it, right?
You're enduring it, right? You're enduring it, right?
So, today we have a theory that can be made only because it's lasted this long!
Really?
So, the theory I brought with me today is this!
A theory that has been verified in all 47 prefectures!
I see...
It's going all over the country!
That's right! It's a line!
Of course, there are many locations in the city, but...
I think it's been verified in all 47 prefectures!
It's been verified?
So, first of all, from Hokkaido's Tohoku region...
A theory verified in Hokkaido...
That is...
In 23 prefectures, it takes more than 10 minutes to get to the nearest convenience store...
It's seriously a tiring theory!
In this verification, we investigated the houses farthest from convenience stores in the city...
In addition, we also investigated houses farthest from Japanese convenience stores...
That place is...
Hokkaido Kamikawa Prefecture, Shintoku Town, Kuttari Tomuraushi.
The distance to the convenience store is 52km, which is almost 12 hours.
Even by car, it takes 1 hour and 30 minutes, but we actually went to the Tomuraushi place from the nearest convenience store.
Then, Hokkaido-like peaceful scenery continued forever.
Then, we rushed onto a mountain road with no people at all.
It took us 1 hour and 10 minutes to run.
We thought we would arrive soon, but this time we went to the unpaved gravel road zone.
It's no longer a convenience store, and we haven't even seen a car for almost 30 minutes.
Do people really live in a place like this?
According to the map, this area should be our destination, but...
Then...
We found a facility.
It's big.
Excuse me.
I'm from TBS, but...
Is this a hot spring?
You look like me.
Yes, this is the Tomuraushi Hot Spring, one of the most valuable hot springs in Japan.
There's only one hot spring inn there.
By the way, do you know of anyone who lives around here?
The employees who work here do live here.
There's a dormitory on that side.
Oh, that building?
Yes, that building.
A single hot spring inn standing in the middle of nature.
It's really nice.
The dormitory next to it...
...was a house far from being a convenience store in Japan.
Let's go to the restaurant and meet the most inconvenient person in Japan in person.
I don't know if it's really interesting.
Excuse me.
It's a nice house.
Excuse me.
Yes.
I'm from the TV station.
Yes.
It's a show called "Downtown" on Wednesdays.
Yes.
There's something I'd like to tell you.
Yes.
I came all the way here.
I came all the way from Tokyo today.
What a world.
Um...
The place you're living in right now is...
Yes.
...the most far away house from a convenience store in Japan.
Oh, I see.
By the way, in Hokkaido...
Oh, I see.
Including this theory...
Hokkaido is...
...they verified a total of 16 theories.
Oh, that's quite a lot.
I see.
And in Aomori Prefecture...
In Aomori alone...
...they verified theories related to octopuses several times.
The next theory they verified in Iwate Prefecture...
...was a theory that humans were superior to pigeons in their basic instincts.
They brought a human representative, Kuro-chan, who was brought in blindfolded without being told anything.
If pigeons are said to have superior basic instincts...
...who will be able to return to their old house in Saitama, which is 500km away?
They verified this theory.
Both companies have arrived at their starting positions.
Oh, there's a pigeon too.
In order to be fair with pigeons...
...they exchanged wallets and cell phones.
Their conversation has changed.
Since they didn't say anything to the pigeons...
...they didn't say anything at all.
Will it be human who wins?
Or will it be pigeons?
What?
I'm scared. I'm surprised. I don't know.
I'm scared.
But it's going in the same direction.
But it's going in that direction.
It's not going in that direction.
I see.
But I got it.
What is it?
Tell me about the start.
That's right.
Do you want me to tell you about the start?
It's true.
I don't know what it means. What is it?
Of course you don't know.
It's cold.
Kuro-chan hasn't noticed that the race has started yet.
Tell me about it!
How long are we going to stand here?
It seems like they're going to remove their blindfolds.
They're not going to remove their blindfolds until there's an order.
It seems like they've acquired a mysterious secret.
It's not a mystery.
And then, after an hour has passed...
Excuse me, I want to go to the bathroom.
I'm about to leak.
Staff?
Hey!
Are you there?
What is it?
Has it started?
It's amazing.
Can we remove our blindfolds?
Hey!
Who is it?
I'm going to remove my blindfolds!
It's amazing.
I'm going to remove my blindfolds!
It's a scary documentary.
It's okay, right?
Where am I?!
It's okay, right?
Where am I?!
I can't tell you because I want to hear this person's voice.
Oh, I see.
You guys are amazing.
Can you hold the camera and go to the next place?
Where am I?!
What is this?!
Peraichi?!
Peraichi?
Koshigaya in Saitama Prefecture.
I don't know where I am!
I think I know where I am.
Do you go like this?
I don't know if it's right or left.
What should I do first?
It's different from what I've done so far!
I don't know where I am!
What is this?!
I have to go somewhere, right?
Then...
Oh, there's a car!
Oh, it's lucky!
Is this a car from Iwate Prefecture?
Is this Iwate Prefecture?!
With this verification, they cleared Iwate Prefecture.
Then...
In Miyagi Prefecture, they found a person wearing a DJ Honda cap.
In Akita Prefecture, they found a theory about the Oga Peninsula.
And in Yamagata Prefecture...
They found a theory about the existence of poop- san and chinko-san.
The viewers posted this.
When I was looking at an old telephone book, I definitely found someone who looks like chinko- san.
Really?!
Thank you very much!
Here is the number of the person who was on the telephone book.
No way, it's katakana!
This must be Chinko-san for sure!
So, let's call that number right away.
But...
The number you have dialed is not in service at the moment.
However, we can't just give up on the precious information we got so easily.
Depending on the number on the telephone book,
The staff went to Yamagata Prefectural Police Station.
Excuse me, we're from TBS TV.
We're looking for someone.
We're looking for a person named Hayasaka Chinko- san.
I don't know him.
He's a veteran.
Even though it's a rare name, it's not that easy to find.
However...
Hayasaka is in Tozawa Village.
Apparently, the name "Hayasaka" is common in Tozawa Village.
So, they drove 30 minutes from Shinjo Station to Tozawa Village.
I heard that there's a person named Hayasaka Chinko-san around here.
I heard he's a yakuba.
He's a yakuba.
I see.
Do you know him?
I don't know him.
I'm sorry.
Next, they asked a yakuba.
We can't answer because it's personal information.
Excuse me.
This is for TVS.
Do you know the word "kid" in katakana?
I've never heard of "Chinko-san".
After all, Chinko-san is not in this village.
When she was about to give up...
Harasaka Chinko-san, isn't it Mangara?
Mangara? I've seen it somewhere.
Where is it?
Chinko-san.
Isn't it where the land bridge is?
Land bridge?
Finally, they found someone who knows Chinko-san.
Really?
I'm wearing black shoes.
It was hard for you to walk, wasn't it?
Chinko-san is wearing black shoes.
It's weird for me to walk.
Furthermore...
Harasaka Chinko-san, isn't it Arabia?
Harasaka Chinko?
Isn't it Ritsuko-san's mother?
Really?
Chinko-san is Ritsuko-san's mother.
And finally...
Chinko-san...
It's Chinko-san's house.
They found Chinko-san's home address.
It's obvious that Chinko-san is the owner of the house.
It's a corner.
According to the story, Chinko-san is a woman in her late 80s.
Because of her rare name, she is little known in the neighborhood.
So, they decided to ask for Chinko-san's address.
Excuse me.
Wednesday's "Downtown" is brought to you by these sponsors.
Well, it's just an advertisement.
Excuse me.
Yes?
Excuse me.
Yes?
I'm from TBS TV in Tokyo.
Yes, yes.
Are you a fan of Ms. Hayasaka?
Yes, yes.
I'm looking for someone right now.
Yes?
Is Ms. Hayasaka Chinko there?
Yes, she's my mother's fan.
Is she your mother?
Yes, yes.
We've finally reached Ms. Chinko!
Wow!
That's amazing!
I'm a little moved.
However...
Do you live in a house now?
I live in a facility now.
Oh, you live in a facility now.
He's lived in a facility for the past few years.
On top of that, he couldn't meet Ms. Chinko in person because of the wind.
What happened?
I was looking for someone named Ms. Chinko.
First of all, I'd like to thank you.
Thank you?
I hated you, but...
I'm called Kazuo.
Kazuo lives in the same house as me.
He lives in this village.
Ms. Chinko is like my mother.
She's proud of me.
She's a little proud of me.
Ms. Chinko is a proud mother.
Here is Ms. Chinko.
Ms. Chinko.
Why is your name Ms. Chinko?
I'm sorry, but I don't know.
It's Katakana.
His son didn't know about Ms. Chinko's origin.
At that time in Yamagata, men were mainly called "henoko".
Since men didn't call Ms. Chinko "Chinko",
Ms. Chinko wasn't recognized as a strange name.
So, we visited Todohu Prefecture to investigate the theory of Ms. Chinko's origin.
Next, we visited Fukushima Prefecture.
Fukushima Prefecture is home to the famous TV show "Akatsu".
So, we visited Fukushima Prefecture several times to investigate the theory of Ms. Chinko's origin.
Now, we visited all of Hokkaido and Tohoku Prefecture.
And, of course, we visited all of Kanto Prefecture.
Next, we visited Chubu Prefecture.
First, we visited Niigata Prefecture to investigate the theory of Ms. Chinko's origin.
Next, we visited Marumaru Prefecture, which is the farthest station in Japan.
First, we visited Odakyu Yomiuri Land Prefecture.
Next, we visited Niigata University Prefecture.
And, we visited Chojagahama Shiosaihamanan Park Prefecture.
Out of these three stations, which one is the farthest?
Now, let's get started!
The first station we visited was...
Somehow Hamanasu Park
From the start, it took 11 minutes and 48 seconds.
The distance was 915 meters.
The next station we visited was...
From the start, it took 14 minutes and 44 seconds.
The second station in Niigata.
The farthest station we visited was "Yomiuri Land".
The distance from that station was...
"Toho 25 minutes and 55 seconds".
The distance was 2.1 kilometers.
With this, we cleared Niigata.
And in Toyama...
There was a contestant who defeated a bear in the G.1 Grand Prix.
In Ishikawa...
There was a contestant who passed the entrance exam and got excited.
The contestant tested the theory that he would answer anything.
In Fukui Prefecture...
We visited Fukui Prefecture.
And in Yamanashi Prefecture...
We tested the theory of "foh foh foh" of an old man who looks like a sage.
Excuse me.
This is a TVS program.
Yes.
Are you a Yatsugatake sage?
Yes, I am.
That's what he's called.
Yatsugatake sage, also known as "Shionoya Hakusa".
He's good-looking, too.
As a sculptor and writer...
He has exhibited various works in foreign museums.
Although he doesn't look like a sage...
Does he really laugh like "foh foh foh"?
Do you light this on a cold day?
Yes, I light anything.
This time, of course, he won't tell the main subject of the interview, but his strategy is to bring out laughter from natural conversations.
It's hard to bring it out, isn't it? It's hard.
I'll ask you for a hand.
It's hard to sit here.
When the staff said a light joke...
You'll laugh, won't you?
It's hard to sit here.
You'll laugh, won't you?
From the first one.
And the one who visited Nagano Prefecture is...
This verification, which ranked the synchronicity of the lyrics of Yoshii Kuzo's "ora! tokyo! sai! guda!"
Fifth place.
Nagano Prefecture.
Shimoina County.
Urugi Village.
Moreover, the songs and videos are all filmed in Urugi Village.
There's a TV, there's a radio, there's a car running wildly, there's a gym, there's a bar...
You took off your hat in the morning and took a walk for about two hours.
There's a phone, there's gas, there are five buses a day.
It's a good song, isn't it?
It's a song about a real village.
It's a good song.
There's a lot of stuff there.
Yeah, there is.
Huh?
It's not a picture.
There's a guitar! There's a stereo! I've seen that before!
There's a cafe! There's a giraffe!
I'm not the only youngster, but there's an elementary school, middle school, and a combined school.
There's a pharmacy! There's a movie! I'm not sure about this movie!
There's a disco! There's a lookout!
Uchiha, do you know what a "laser disc" is?
No, I haven't said it yet.
Who is a "laser disc"?
It's a cute song! It's one of a kind!
I can't sing it even if you ask me to!
I don't have courage! I don't even have a magazine!
Hey!
Sometimes there's a stairwell!
There's a traffic light!
There's only two of them!
There's electricity in my village!
But in Urugi Village...
You must be happy!
There's a hot spring!
We also renewed our lodging facilities!
So...
With this verification, they cleared Nagano Prefecture as well.
In Gifu Prefecture, they visited Shichisouchou as a chosen site that hasn't been damaged by any natural disasters.
Shichisouchou...
And in Shizuoka Prefecture, they visited Atami City, a well-known location.
That's true.
They visited large-scale locations that can't be visited elsewhere.
Yes, yes, yes. They did.
In Aichi Prefecture, which is the last prefecture in Chubu Region, they verified...
In 2015, they used a prank to become the first celebrity to be pranked.
It was a one-week preview prank of a bike ride.
I usually ride an old American car.
And it was driving in Nagoya.
I was surprised.
Thank you for watching my video.
I was waiting for a taxi on the road when I thought of picking up a taxi, and as I got closer and closer, I said, "Isn't that my car?"
An American-like guy was driving with a cap on.
He has traveled from Hokkaido to the middle of the country.
Do you remember anything about your first trip to Hokkaido and Tohoku region?
Do you remember the story of "Hakodate"?
I don't know.
I don't remember it at all.
Why didn't you come?
I was not there.
You were there.
I wasn't there, but I know it.
Are you facing forward all the time?
Are you trying hard?
Investigation of Tohoku Prefecture visited by verification of theory.
Next is western Japan.
First is Kinki region.
The theory verified in Mie Prefecture is...
What is the hypothesis of a sculpture you made yourself while you were alive?
So, we asked Mr. Beppu Ryoichi, who runs multiple companies related to after-death experiences.
Here it is.
A lion.
Isn't it a lion statue?
Mr. Beppu didn't make a statue of a lion, but a full- body statue of a lion.
Chicago.
How big is it?
3.5 meters.
And next to it is a lion for some reason.
I want to see a statue of me while I'm alive.
I've had a car for 10 years, and a house for 100 years, but I've had a statue for 1,000 years.
I've been longing for this 1,000 years, and I'm going to make it while I'm alive.
By the way, is there a lion next to you?
In the last statue of Mr. Takamori up there, he's also taking a dog.
I'm going to take a lion.
Out of all animals, lions are my favorite.
Next, in Shiga Prefecture...
In an investigation of "Gakeppuchi Myouji", which only exists in one generation, we went to Hieizan Enryakuji.
May I ask you for your name?
My name is Shishio.
Shishio.
That's cool.
Lion of lion, king of king, and Shishio.
You can't lose to anyone.
Shishio's nickname when he was a student was, of course, Lion King.
Lion King.
Lion King, Shishio.
Someone will definitely find out about this.
Are there any men here?
There are two of them. Both of them are men.
How old are you now?
I'm in my first year of college and I'm in my third year of middle school.
You don't look like a lion at all.
Lion King has a cliff image, but in reality, it wasn't a cliff.
Next, in Kyoto...
In an investigation of a historical place that is not valued, we visited...
A historical big incident in which Kashin's Akechi Mitsuhide caused a rebellion and cornered Oda Nobunaga with his own hands.
What is happening to that stage, Honnoji, now?
Wow, it's normal!
- An apartment? - An apartment.
It used to be an old people's home.
I see.
Moreover, its name is...
Honnoji.
It's just like that!
When we asked the staff about it...
- It's like Nobunaga is gone. - It's like he's smiling.
Isn't there anything scary or anything like that?
In the middle of the night, there was a water line in the bathroom.
Or someone got injured somewhere.
- The staff who said it was scary... - There wasn't a water line.
- But it can't be helped if Nobunaga says it. - Could it be Nobunaga's grudge?
- Could it be a minor phenomenon? - Could it be a minor phenomenon?
Next, we verified it in Osaka.
The popularity of Shikua and Tajin.
There is a theory that the results are exactly the opposite in Kanto and Kansai.
First, we started investigating in Tokyo.
Do you know anything about this?
- Shikua club? - It's in me.
- It's in me, right?
As expected, Shikua club knew about it.
And...
- Do you know this person? - I don't know.
- I don't know.
Tajin didn't know about it.
And as you can see in Kanto...
Will the results be exactly the opposite in Kansai?
Next, we started investigating in Osaka.
Do you know anything about this?
What is this?
Is it Chikuwa?
It's not Chikuwa.
I don't know anything about it.
You don't know anything about it?
As I thought, he didn't know anything about Chikuwa club.
Is it Chikuwa?
Did you say Chikuwa club?
Chikuwa club? Is it a club?
Is it a club?
This guy is annoying.
Do you know who this person is?
This person is Mr. Tajin.
He ate Chikuwa and said, "Wow, it's delicious."
We are investigating which is more famous, Mr. Tajin or Chikuwa club.
Isn't it Mr. Tajin?
If I ask you in Tokyo, will you say Mr. Tajin?
I don't know.
Is it Chikuwa club?
This guy has strong feelings for Mr. Tajin.
He doesn't know Chikuwa club, but he knows Mr. Tajin.
It's exactly the opposite of Tokyo.
Which one do you like?
I like Kiritanbo.
What is this?
Aferian's Kamaboko?
No, it's not.
What is this?
As expected, Chikuwabu is not well-known in Osaka.
No one knows about it.
Its popularity is 29%.
At this point, it wasn't exactly the opposite of Kanto, so it wasn't listed.
I see.
By the way, what is the popularity of Tarjin?
Do you know this person?
I know.
Well, how can I say...
Tarjin!
Do you know this person?
Tarjin.
What?
Tarjin.
Tarjin, Tarjin.
What do you want to know?
Can I ask you something?
Do you know this person?
Oh, you're a comedian.
You're Tarjin, right?
Yes, I am.
I'm from Tanimachi.
You know about Tanimachi?
I live in a mansion in Tanimachi.
No, no.
Without hesitation, he got a Tarjin address.
Don't get my address!
The investigation continues, but...
Have you seen him before?
I don't know his name.
Have you seen him before?
There are many young people who don't know their names.
Its popularity is...
only 32%.
It's almost the same as the popularity of Chikuwa in Kansai.
As a result of this investigation...
Tarjin has a low popularity nationwide.
Stop it!
Speaking of Hyogo Prefecture...
We're in downtown Hamada.
Who is your favorite comedian?
Matsumoto-san.
Matsumoto-san?
Who do you like?
Matsumoto-san.
Who do you like?
Hamada.
It's easy for Hamada-san to call you.
Next, in Nara Prefecture...
In the beginning of the show, we had an old project called "Majide Zero Ninsetsu".
Now, we have "Majide Zero Ninsetsu" which includes a Japanese-style toilet in a new area.
In Wakayama Prefecture, there is a theory that everyone has a passionate fan.
We interviewed a fan of entertainer Nagano.
In Kinki Region, we cleared the second and fifth prefectures.
In 47 prefectures in Todohu Prefecture, we can see a complete victory.
Until now, we have presented this show with the sponsorship of these sponsors.
- Who did you think it was? - Didn't you come out once with a nosebleed?
- I did. - You came out with a nosebleed and chased me?
- Why did you come out with a nosebleed?
We visited Todohu Prefecture for a theory verification.
Next is China Prefecture.
First, we verified in Tottori Prefecture...
A theory that anyone can become a member of the village council.
So we investigated the election results of the city council that anyone can become a member of the village council.
Then, in Tottori Prefecture, where there are 14 low- ranking members,
we discovered that all 14 of them were elected as members of the village council.
It wasn't in a village, but the election was held immediately.
We went to Houki Town in Tottori Prefecture.
We asked Mr. Katsube, a member of the village council and a member of a dance class, what happened.
- When did you find out about it? - We found out about it when we delivered the election announcement in the evening.
- I see. - That's what happened.
- Did you think you were lucky? - The election period is short in the past,
- so I've never been elected as a member of the village council. - I see.
- On the contrary, there is a chance of that. - I see.
When we found out that Mr. Katsube was a very firm member of the village council...
Can anyone become a member of parliament?
Not at all. Anyone can become a member of parliament.
However, as long as you have the willpower, you can become a member of parliament.
Therefore, at least in Hokkichou, Tottori Prefecture...
As long as you have the willpower, you can become a member of parliament.
And the theory verified in Shimano Prefecture...
turns out to be false!
And with that, we will announce the theory's truth.
I see.
It just came up to me.
It came up to you?
I see.
Isn't it true in Shimano Prefecture?
It's not just here. There are other places like this.
And with that, we will continue our investigation.
Next, the theory verified in Okayama Prefecture is...
There is a theory that there is a 100-year-old heavy smoker.
And then, at the National Library of Japan...
in a local newspaper published in 2014...
in an article titled "101-year-old who enjoys coffee"...
they found an article saying that he smokes cigarettes.
And with that, let's go to Okayama where he lives.
Can I ask you for your name?
My name is Nozaki Kaoru.
I'm 105 years old.
105?!
Do you still smoke cigarettes?
I do?
Yes!
Wow, you do!
And finally, they found a 100-year-old smoker.
What kind of cigarettes do you smoke?
You're so cute, grandpa.
Mibius was smoking.
Smoking a few of these a day is his current hobby.
Have you ever thought of quitting smoking?
I've never thought of quitting smoking.
Then, will you continue to smoke?
No, I don't smoke.
Then, in Hiroshima, they verified a theory about female carps.
In Yamaguchi, they searched for a convenience store clerk who had hit a color ball.
Then, in Shikoku region, they first verified it in Kochi prefecture.
Please tell me about the weather tomorrow between Tokyo and Minato-ku.
They searched for a husky voice beyond these two.
This is their theory.
An old man who comes to our cafe every morning is as husky as Tenryu.
At first, we didn't know what he was saying.
This man comes to our cafe every morning and drinks coffee at the same time.
They set up a hidden camera and started working in the cafe.
At 8 a.m., the cafe opened.
Then, immediately...
Wow, he's here.
He's here. He's here. He's an old man.
He might be fat.
The rumored husky came to our cafe.
And...
He's a cool boy.
I only have Ryan.
When I see Ryan...
I see.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Where are you going?
Huh?
It's the same.
He's telling me the same thing.
Oh, you know. You're used to it.
The clerk seems to have heard the toast, but...
To be honest, I can't hear it at all.
I can't hear it at all.
Is this...
Tenryu cafe?
Excuse me.
I'm from TVS TV.
Yes.
I'm looking for someone with a husky voice.
Do you call yourself a husky?
Yes.
Well...
For the clerk to introduce me...
If I say...
A husky voice...
Where am I?
Apparently, this person is...
A robo-husky with a distorted voice.
If I say I can't say anything else, I'm an adult.
What are you doing? What are you doing?
Is there a time when you don't know what you're saying?
There is.
I hardly know anymore.
60% I don't know.
I'm pretty self-conscious.
And as you can see in the other three cases...
Ehime too!
Ehime too.
What is it?
Ehime had something unrelated, didn't she?
Something unrelated, didn't she?
And finally, Kyushu, Okinawa region...
In Fukuoka...
That North Kyushu city's allergy adult type of interview...
In Kagoshima...
A person with a rare first name "Oidon" was visited in search of people who use it.
Oidon is pretty...
Oidon is pretty, isn't it?
Oidon is pretty.
However, as a result of zero verification in Oita prefecture...
Meanwhile, in Okinawa...
They were doing this kind of verification about the prefecture's location "Naha".
Naha
Immediately discovered!
The upper part of the skin had pierced through.
First of all, I've never drawn this big.
Do you usually draw like this?
Like I drew it by blurring it.
Because I wasn't so confident.
He says he has been living by deceiving others and himself for 21 years.
Next is these two people. "Naha" and "Naha" have been living together for 26 years.
Can you show me your teeth?
Again, his teeth were wrong.
I've never been pointed out for not being able to draw before.
I've only been allowed to move.
Furthermore...
Excuse me, can you show me?
"Naha" and "Naha" have been living together for 26 years.
My teeth are different.
Oh my god!
No one told me about it.
Okinawans are kind and mean.
Can you show me?
Yes.
I don't know. I got it from a bank card. But I don't know kanji. I'm going to get a license and go home.
A young man who doesn't know how to write has emerged.
And he discovers surprising facts about writing.
It's like this.
When you write an envelope, or when you write a resume, it's written in katakana.
Even if you write "naha" in katakana, you don't have to worry about it.
When I didn't know how to write "naha" in katakana, I was told "katakana is fine."
As a result of "naha"'s own logic of omitting "haha" in katakana because it's troublesome,
even people who can't write from "haha" seem to have generated a lot of trouble.
But some of them...
Can I use your cell phone?
No.
No?
No.
Can you show me?
Naha
What?
Some people don't know how to write "haha" in katakana.
There are people like that.
And we asked some elderly people about it.
May I?
You're wrong.
Really? Isn't it bad?
This is bad.
If you're wrong.
You're wrong.
You've been hiding it for a long time.
Even if you write it down, it won't say anything.
It's not a grasshopper.
There are many people who can't write "naha" even for the elderly.
The number of people who couldn't write "naha" in this survey is 42%.
But there's more to this survey.
When we asked these four middle school students about it...
Can you show me?
When we asked them about it and asked them to write their names...
Can I not write everything?
You can't write your address?
What did you say?
I know.
Can I not write my address?
You don't know your address?
I know it up to here.
What about the number?
I can't remember it.
I can't write my address.
You can't write your address?
Why can't you write your address?
I can't remember it.
You can't remember it?
And the other two people...
You can't remember it?
I can't remember it?
You can't remember it?
They can't remember their address.
What a miserable result.
And finally, one more person.
Please go back to basics and look at this Naha kanji survey.
You're from the countryside.
You're from Naha, right?
Wait, I don't know if I wrote my address or not.
Wait, I remember it now.
It's always messy in here.
It looks like you made a mistake.
Oh, it's true.
What is?
You're stuck.
What is?
You made a mistake in basic patterns.
Can you write your own name in kanji?
Can you show me?
Okay.
I'm from Naha.
What?
So, Mr. Naha can't write his own name in kanji.
So, 47 Todofu prefecture.
So...
So, 44 Todofu prefecture.
I didn't say three.
Shimane, Oita, Ehime.
I wonder if they do something.
In Shimane, I'm from Okan.
I think there are only three channels.
I don't have to go to places that aren't on the internet.
Why do you say such cold things?
It's downtown for everyone.
The day when you can laugh the most in a year is coming.
The host is, of course, downtown!
The most shows are on television like crazy!
Celebrities are increasingly available!
Next week on "Laughing day", it'll be LIVE broadcasted for eight hours.
I was kidnapped on my way to haunted house...
and I was saved in a flash.
Even if you help them a lot, it's hard for them to do it.
Mr. Fujiwara is also a hero show.
If you are a comedian, you should know about Fujiwara.
Who knows about hero show the most?
Quiz Hero Show
Tonight's show is broadcasted on Parabi, a past show on TVer.