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Nice to meet you, ladies and gentlemen.
Let's go.
The first presenter is this man.
Who is it?
Here he is.
He looks like a boss.
The great giant of Yoshimoto.
"Great giant"?
There are a lot of people like that.
That's true.
What are you laughing at, Kasuagi?
I'm not laughing at you.
What's wrong with you?
I'm sorry.
Nowadays, the TV industry is becoming more and more competitive.
That's not true.
What?
That's not true.
Have you ever thought that the competition is tough recently?
Of course.
Compared to the past.
Kasuagi is not specific.
When you say something,
you just say "well, well, well".
That's what you're trying to do on this show.
You're talking too much.
What do you think?
You shouldn't do something like this.
Or...
That's right.
Or...
You shouldn't say something like that.
Stop it.
That kind of attitude is making the current talent weak.
What?
I have a theory like that today.
Here it is.
Even if a special training course is held for a punishment game that causes pain,
in today's situation, people will accept it.
I see.
On TV, when comedians do projects that strain their bodies,
they sometimes say things like "we're receiving special training".
Yes.
In order to say such things,
if we're told that we have to receive training for a punishment game,
even if we think it's stupid,
I think we'll accept it.
If that leads you to TV...
Yes.
What do you think, Kasuagi?
What are you talking about?
You're talking too much.
You're always talking about Kasuagi.
You're not convenient.
Nowadays, each game agency has established its own S.E.O.S. and pharmaceutical consultations, taking in the waves of computer graphics enhancements.
I think I've heard of it before.
In order to appear in a TV show that promotes Canada...
What is this?!
...you have to go through a special training consultations in advance.
This is from last year!
Even if you receive a stupid notification...
Will she accept it honestly?
Three entertainers from Yoshimoto Industry will conduct a verification.
Their target is...
A stupid woman who seems to believe in anything.
A female entertainer with a strong body, Yoshiko.
And...
A dancer, Ogata, who is well-known for his pain- inducing game style.
First of all, let the manager know about these three entertainers.
First of all...
From TV stations to various agencies...
They are asking you to receive a "lecture" on punishment games and exercising.
"Lecture"?
It's like you're receiving a special training.
Like spicy food or electricity.
Viewers are asking you if you really receive it.
From TV stations to various agencies...
They are asking you to receive a "lecture" on punishment games and exercising.
Viewers are asking you to receive a "lecture" on punishment games and exercising.
If you don't receive a "lecture"...
You might not be able to do that kind of work in the future.
She really believes in it!
Yoshimoto has been working hard on this kind of thing lately.
If you want to be active in the studio in the future...
No, no, no, I can't do it!
You can't?
No, no, no, no, no, no...
You can't do it in the studio?
No, I can receive it. I can't live without it.
Is it okay for you to receive it?
If you don't want to do any physical work in the future...
I think you don't have to receive it.
I want to do it. I want to continue doing it.
I want to do it.
However, none of them wanted to receive it.
That's why, on the day of the penalty game training session...
Wow, I have no choice but to believe in this.
At the venue, Yoshimoto and Chuumei will be standing by as dummies.
I see.
In order to make it happen, they will be trained together with their targets.
I see.
And then...
Why are you walking like that?
Is it because you're short?
Thank you very much.
Or is it because you're wearing a backpack?
With that kind of reception, Yoshiko arrives.
I've confirmed it, so please take a seat at the signboard.
And she submits a preliminary questionnaire and enters the room.
I hate punishments and I can't sleep. It happens many times.
It happens many times.
Oh, you came as it is?
Yes, I came as it is.
Oh, you're wearing black.
Oh, really? I didn't know.
Yeah, I didn't know.
I believe you.
It's fine. It looks like you're wearing a seat belt.
I believe you.
Next...
Three minutes later, Ogata also arrives.
And here is the questionnaire for Mr. Punishment Game.
I'm happier.
Is it possible to break the wall?
Really? Is it okay?
You're a pushover.
It's been a while, Mr. Punishment Game.
It's been a while.
I'm looking at your Instagram.
What?
He's looking at your Instagram.
Mr. Punishment Game is excited about "moody" for the first time in a while.
Otake also enters the venue.
You're playing the role of Nagomasu, aren't you?
Isn't it amazing?
It's amazing.
Next...
Next is Mr. Punishment Game.
What does it mean?
He's wearing a mask and a bucket.
And moreover...
Good morning.
Huh?
You're wearing a lot of masks.
You said it.
I said it.
Mr. Punishment Game is wearing a mask.
I've never seen it before.
No, I sometimes receive it.
No, no, no.
It's just a flow.
It's just a flow of Mr. Punishment Game.
I'm playing a role of Nagomasu.
If I receive a punishment like this, I won't use it anymore.
Maybe I will.
Mr. Goto, you're being realistic.
That's why I'm saying I have to do it.
But it's true.
The effect is devastating.
So-called "MC Class".
With Mr. Goto's participation, the persuasion has increased at once.
This punishment game...
It's amazing.
If I don't receive it, I won't use it anymore.
I have no job.
I only have this job.
It's amazing.
With Mr. Goto's participation, the wave of times has increased.
Once again, Mr. Goto will give an explanation of the class.
Is he Higuchiwara?
No, no, no.
He's a big shot.
He's a great person.
Thank you all for coming today.
Recently, due to the change of times, punishment games have become very strict.
As you know...
Mr. Fuku, who is familiar with the punishment game program at the end of the year, will explain in detail.
Only entertainers and talents who have received a punishment game training will be allowed to appear in a program with a punishment game.
It is a very strict measure.
On the contrary, anyone who has received a training will be able to receive any punishment game.
It's a kind of salvation.
What are you talking about?
On the contrary, if you think about it...
It's a bad idea.
Mr. Fuku, who is familiar with the punishment game program at the end of the year, will explain in detail.
Thank you.
Finally, the punishment game training begins.
Its main content is...
Like updating your driving license, thank you for the misconduct you committed in the punishment game.
It's a two-hour course that teaches you how to receive correct punishment.
And it's a two-hour course that teaches you how to react to stimuli such as electricity currents and wasabi.
Will the three of you accept all of this?
I didn't know you'd say that, Goto.
No, I've said it before.
Even our vice president has said it.
I'm surprised.
There's no way we can doubt that.
But if we accept that lesson, we can accept any punishment.
That's a really bad way of thinking.
What about in America?
Will there be any punishment games or anything like that?
No, I don't think there will be any punishment games.
We might do a lot of intense pranks and stuff like that.
And if everyone laughs at the end, it's okay.
I don't think it's that strict.
I see. So it's stricter in Japan.
"Downtown" on Wednesday will be brought to you by these sponsors.
Thank you for coming today despite your busy schedules.
And so, without further ado, "That Can't Be Right" penalty game training session begins.
First of all, I'd like to ask you all one thing.
I'm sure you've all received various penalties before.
Have you ever thought, "Ah, this is really dangerous"?
Um, how about you, Yoshiko-san?
To enjoy the feeling of giving birth, I take out a watermelon from my nose.
It's like the smallest watermelon in the world.
You're laughing, aren't you?
No, I'm not laughing.
You're answering so seriously.
You did it?
I did.
You did it?
Your serious talk is funny.
Goto-san, do you have anything like that?
Yes, in the past.
Ah, but Hamada-san...
Hamada-san?
Um...
Both of your noses...
Yes?
...have been filled with wasabi tubes.
This is serious.
It's serious, right?
This is serious.
Wow.
All of them?
All of them.
Wow.
Now that we've heard about the reality of the penalty game, let's move on to the first curriculum.
In the past, we've seen incidents of accidents caused by penalty games.
I've never heard of it.
I've never heard of it either.
Is this for real?
If we could go back to that day...
It seems possible!
This is evil!
The evil tree that spread throughout Canada continues next year.
You...
However, beyond that...
It's all on our show!
There are times when laughter can't hide tears.
Who would know?
Well, then...
I'm really serious.
In the case of A-san in his eighth year of acting career...
Case 1.
It was when he starred in a certain variety show.
It's reproducible.
He was still a young A-san...
But his fame increased little by little.
It was an important period of his life.
As a result of his efforts to leave a mark on the show...
He was forced to close it until a brighter future.
What is that?
Next up is...
Taiwai Chicken!
Can you make this "v" a little bigger?
In the project A-san participated in...
He decided the height of the tray due to his self- esteem.
It spins, doesn't it?
He barely managed to stop it.
It's a bold variety project.
It happens a lot.
Next up is...
I'll do it!
Next up is...
I'll do it!
Next up is...
I'll do it!
On this day, A-san didn't stand out as much as he did.
To somehow leave a mark, he jumped into a ridiculous height.
If you make me feel sorry, I can't do anything about it.
Show me your feelings.
5 meters!
It's not even that high!
No, no, no.
[A-san's height was 5 meters, which was higher than his performance side.]
A-san's serious height was only 5 meters, which was higher than his performance side.
It's too high.
Let's leave it around there.
As expected of the staff who saw it.
Are you okay?
Excuse me for a moment! I will fly once!
Excuse me! At this height, if you hit it as expected, you will get injured, so how about 3 meters?
No, it's okay! Let me play!
Looking like this, I've been playing soccer and often doing heading, so my shoulders are hard!
No, it's dangerous!
Are you okay?
No, it's okay! I've been playing soccer, so I'm okay!
He paid for the staff's sacrifice and never tried to give up 5 meters high.
Do you think I can do it?
Then please!
I will go!
And the tragedy happened.
Are you okay?
Hey! Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Hey!
Are you okay?
Mr. A, who was the first to be hit, thought deeply about the danger of it.
He hit it directly in the brain and had an emergency reaction.
I've never heard of such a thing!
Ms. A managed to keep her life, but...
She'll laugh at me, won't she?
Without a mask, it would have been terrible.
Director, I'm sorry for causing you all this trouble.
It was for the sake of laughter.
I'm sorry for causing you all this trouble.
Can you still be a comedian?
A comedian? Can't I?
Is your wife...
She's nodding.
Is she okay?
To be honest, I don't want it anymore.
I'm still young.
I don't want it anymore.
You're so dirty.
Dad, I don't want you to die!
I'm sorry.
She's crying.
Ms. A suffered a serious injury eight months in advance.
Of course, she stopped broadcasting.
The agency also cancelled their contract
to prevent such injured talents from being comedians.
The agency cancelled their contract?
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
I can do it.
The momentary pain and burden
are not only a blessing in disguise, but also a loss for the show itself.
And it threatens the entertainment industry.
That's the horror of punishment games.
It's so scary.
In order not to cause such accidents,
it is important to understand the pain.
This is not good.
The general punishment for variety shows is...
1-2m is 60%, 3m is 25%, 4m is 10%, and 5m or more is 5%.
This time, the accident occurred at this value.
In addition, what is the burden on the body at this value of 5m?
The weight of the tray used this time is 2kg.
If you drop it at a height of 5m...
you will be hit by a shock of 400N.
I don't know what "400N" is.
If you compare this value...
a bicycle with a motor with about 140kg will have the same burden as riding on your head.
I can't stand it.
And as you can see in the graph...
there is a sharp increase in risk of injury near 5m.
It's not like I want to do it at 5m.
This time, what kind of shock did comedian A have?
Please watch the actual experiment video.
Talk slowly.
This is an actual simulation video of A's accident.
If you drop a weight of 2kg from a height of 5m...
I'm scared.
It broke.
I'm scared.
No, no.
You're trying to make it happen.
My neck hurts.
It broke.
This is really over.
My neck hurts.
Because of careless words and actions, not only yourself, but also your family and program staff may be bothered.
Those who receive and plan punishment games should try to create a safe program.
That's right. That's really true.
Next is B, who has six years of experience.
You laughed here because of the length of your stomach, didn't you?
That's right. It's pretty solid.
Is it pretty long?
I think it's okay now.
B, who starred in a certain variety show, was challenging the project of making okonomiyaki with his bare hands.
B, who was a member of the young entertainers, laughed more than any other cast that day.
The reputation of the staff was also low.
It's not funny at all!
"Turn it over" is complete! Go!
It's reproducible, isn't it?
They laughed enough and all they had to do was "turn it over".
I've never seen it before!
There was a pitfall of "sude okonomiyaki" here.
Even if you bake it with your bare hands, it's not funny!
I'll do it! I'll do it! I'll do it!
It's hot! It's hot!
Go! Go!
That's a different problem!
Wow, this guy is noisy!
No, it's funny!
The staff who were wrapped up in laughter suddenly became a disaster.
"Turn it over" is a different problem!
And...
What?
That's right!
What are you doing?
I'll kill you!
B has become a person who can't go home.
I'll kill you!
I want to do it!
You'll laugh at it!
I hate "okonomiyaki" so much!
sude okonomiyaki
In the penalty game, there is a risk of dropping it from the top of your head to your mouth.
"die"?
Mr. B, you're messing with me too much!
Comedians never make anyone cry for laughter.
Thank you very much.
What did you think of this video?
Mr. Matsumoto, what do you think of it?
Sometimes I have to do it in the air.
I think it's scary if I do it myself.
How can we prevent such injuries?
Next, practical guidance by an active stuntman.
This is a case of "tarai" I saw in the video.
First of all, when "tarai" comes to your head,
Please shrink your neck like this.
Yes, like this.
Like "tarai" is falling.
"tarai" is falling.
First of all, when "tarai" comes to your head,
Please shrink your neck like this.
Yes, it's falling.
And finally, a special training.
Practical guidance of "tarai" falling.
Do we do it?
Yes, let's do it.
Mr. Tamafu and Mr. Tatai, please.
Let's do it.
Oh!
You're right!
It doesn't hurt at all!
Are you serious?
I don't know if it's sudden, but it's better to hold it like this from the beginning.
I see.
So...
It hurts a lot!
And...
Practical guidance of "tarai" falling.
It hurts a lot!
It's totally fine.
Wow!
I was doing this and it was totally fine.
Even 5 meters is fine.
No, no, you can't do that.
It's going in a bad direction.
After learning techniques that can be used in their own way,
this curriculum is over.
Next, we will do a posture test in a bus game.
Lastly, we will do a posture test of three representative penalty games of variety shows.
Posture...
In booth "a", we will do a posture test of "heat".
If you pass this, you can pass this penalty game.
In three types of hot oden, we will determine how much heat you can withstand.
It's a mysterious test.
Please.
The first tester is Yoshiko.
What temperature do you choose?
Seventy degrees.
Next, you can choose your favorite oden sauce.
You can't do that.
Do you have mochi or kinchaku?
We don't have mochi or kinchaku.
You can use anything.
You can use eggs.
Please open your mouth wide and look up.
Let's do it.
Oh!
In seventy degrees oden, Yoshiko can withstand it.
It's hard for you, isn't it?
Next, can I try ninety degrees once?
Yes, with eggs.
She chooses eggs again and checks ninety degrees.
It's hot!
It's that hot?
Unfortunately, there is no such thing.
There is no such thing.
90 degrees was more interesting.
From now on, Yoshiko can only eat oden up to 70 degrees.
In the meantime, Reiwa, who wants to take a little hard punishment, wants to take it all.
It's hot!
What kind of attitude is it?
Is it okay?
This guy is really amazing!
It's hot!
Don't you have any attitude?
Isn't it too much?
I want a license.
Yoshiko appeals to the inspectors that it's okay.
Mr. Ogatsu, your temperature is 90 degrees.
This guy is really amazing!
Mr. Ogatsu, you are really amazing!
Thank you very much!
And this is also a difficult challenge.
For some reason, it's a prankster's challenge.
Everyone, you have to do it like that!
It's you.
Even a prankster.
It's nothing.
It's that hot?
It's hot!
You don't have any attitude.
I'm not looking at you.
You don't have to do it.
Next, at B's booth...
He checks his attitude towards spiciness with wasabi.
I'm going to put wasabi on it.
This is tough.
Can you lick it until the end?
No!
And so does Otake.
It's okay.
I'll do it.
Don't do it, Otake.
Can you show me your tongue?
I'm sorry, but there's still some left.
While they're having fun, Ogata is...
I don't think it's serious.
What are you talking about?
Are you crying?
No, I'm not.
I'd be happy if you were crying.
It's not a punishment game.
That's right.
What's wrong with you?
I'm fine. I didn't put anything in my mouth.
I'm fine.
You can eat wasabi sushi or wasabi cream.
He's crying.
I'm not crying. I'm sweating.
He's crying.
Are you okay, Ogata?
I'm okay.
Don't do that, Mr. Goto.
One, two...
Why me?
You!
This is serious.
What is this? It's really tough.
You said "Oei!" Are you OK?
It's better not to force it.
And in the last booth C...
They will check their resistance to electric current with "bilibilis".
First, 10%.
I'm scared.
Here we go.
Ouch!
Does it hurt?
Yes, it hurts a lot.
The next one is 30%.
Can you stand it?
No, I can't.
Really?
It's better not to force it, right?
No, no, no.
I want this.
Are you OK with a ballad-like reaction?
I'm OK with anything.
Can you stand it?
I can't stand it.
Even if you can't stand it, it's better not to force it.
I'm scared.
I'll stand it.
Here we go.
Here we go with 10%.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
10% is enough for me.
OK, Otake-san.
I'll stand it with 10%.
I can't stand it.
However, this man...
Here we go.
10%.
30%.
Wow!
Can you stand it?
No, I can't.
No!
Are you okay?
Here we go.
Wait a minute.
What should we do with this?
Yes.
It goes up to 100.
What? 100?
Is it okay for it to go up to 100?
It's so hot in the middle of the day.
Here we go.
That's amazing!
Today's current is 100.
You're looking for it.
Thank you very much.
The gym check was all cleared.
And this is a punishment game training.
The last one is...
Also,
Ikeotio's Coihelpes Infectious Disease Prevention Drink has been developed recently.
If you drink water all of a sudden, you may get sick.
If you want it, please buy it.
I see.
I've fallen about 1,000 times, but I've never had Coihelpes Infectious Disease Prevention Drink.
Do you drink water?
I do.
I see.
I don't have to do this, do I?
You don't have to do it.
Then I won't do it.
Well, I'll say yes for now.
Don't do it.
The long training is finally over.
Basically, the three people who accepted everything...
That's right.
Each of them will receive a mysterious punishment game license.
So...
Good morning.
What were you doing just now?
Punishment game training.
Was it useful?
Yes.
Didn't you feel uncomfortable?
No.
It was weird...
What was weird about it?
Mr. Goto was lecturing me...
Is that it?
What did you get?
I got a driver's license.
What can you do?
You can carry things, you can make electricity...
You can make a phone...
You still have it, right?
All of you?
Mr. Okarina and the others knew about it...
But I don't know why we were allowed to do it.
That's right.
It's too complicated.
Wait, what do you mean?
All of you...
Was it weird?
It was really weird.
What was the weirdest part?
All of them!
The video was weird...
Which part of the video was weird?
You died!
I've never seen a dead person.
I was like "what?"
But Mr. Goto made me believe it.
And...
Thank you for your hard work!
Mr. Ogata, who was working hard on this training,
decided to tell a joke here...
And make Mr. Goto swim a little more.
I contacted Ogata again for a meeting of a Canadian- based fake show.
Recently, when I'm planning something like this,
I've been getting some kind of punishment like training,
and if I don't have it, I won't be able to appear in this show.
Oh, I see. I've already received it.
Oh, really?
I have it.
Oh, really?
He's got it in his wallet.
Ogata, a paid driver who is firmly holding that mysterious license plate.
Serious.
You've already received it, haven't you?
I have it.
If I don't have it, I won't be able to appear in this show.
It's a modern system.
Wow.
What is this?
What were you doing just now?
A meeting.
You didn't show anything to the director, did you?
No.
What did you show him?
My license.
What is this?
He ate it.
What is this?
We are doing this seriously.
I put up with all of this.
That's right.
I didn't put up with it.
You did your best.
I only ate this.
By the way, do you have any family or friends you can talk about gambling?
I can't talk about it with my juniors.
I can talk about it with my sister.
Your sister?
I can't talk about it with my juniors.
You don't have to say it.
It's an internal matter.
Don't say it.
Thanks to you all, we were able to eat.
Thanks to you all, I can eat and raise my children.
Let's do our best.
Thank you.
What is this ending?
Let's do our best.
Please use it.
He is trying to prank us.
Let's do our best.
It was very moving.
Yes.
It was very moving.
She said she was fine even if her house was destroyed.
But when Goto was hit by a flower wasabi firecracker, she was surprised.
It was worse than my parents' house.
It was worse than my parents' house being destroyed.
It was really tough.
Wasabi reached all of the East.
Next, we will introduce and verify various theories in the world.
"Everyone's Hypothesis Corner".
Tonight's presenter is...
Magirabu-chan.
Have you ever fed a carp in a pond in a park?
Yes, we have.
We can only count.
This time, we have a project about carp.
This is it.
"Carp's Food Consumption Pond No. 1 Decision Match".
What is it?
Consumption pond?
I heard about carp herbes earlier.
Where is it?
So far, as you can see, we have provided it with the sponsor's offer.
Which pond is the best to eat?
Everyone is curious about it. This is also a series of decisions to be made.
Is it that much?
Carp feed, consumer pond No. 1 deciding match
So, four ponds from all over Japan are entering.
This time, the size of the pond and the number of carp are all indiscriminate matches.
The one kilogram of feed that is put in at once will be the winner of the pond that is eaten up the fastest.
The first one is Nango Fisheries Center.
The theme park of fish in Shiga Prefecture is entering.
Shiga Prefecture!
It's like an earthquake.
That's right. We have stopped feeding it today as well.
Without breakfast.
Oh, without breakfast!
The middle class carp, which is about 50cm to 80cm in length, is feeding more than 500 of them.
That's amazing!
Could it be...
There it is!
There are some that are confused.
I've never seen such a large number of fish.
What is this?
It's floating.
It's like a live house.
There is such a personality.
This is a shocking image.
The black is strong.
That's right.
You should eat it in real-time.
Have you finished eating?
According to the staff's estimate,
he finished eating in 36 seconds.
Did you really finish eating?
Maybe.
I finished eating.
The next location is
Mihara Shigaike in Sarka Shrine, Aomori Prefecture.
Mihara Shigaike.
There are many types of sea bass.
I think I can eat it in 10 seconds.
10 seconds?
That's amazing.
The biggest sea bass in the world.
It's over 1 meter long.
It's Mihara Shigaike.
It's a gold-colored sea bass.
What is it?
It's a little late.
Did you get surprised?
First of all, it's surprising.
It's too big.
It's coming.
That's amazing.
It's on your face.
It's eating a lot.
It's cute.
It's hard to eat small fish.
It's hard to move.
But, it's hard to deal with the big fish.
It's hard.
It's a loss.
And, the time is 40 seconds.
It's not enough for the fishery center.
The next entry is a water lily pond in Unomisaki, a national park in Ibaraki Prefecture.
How many water lilies can you handle?
When people approach me, they approach me quickly.
I don't want to hear about it.
There are a lot of people.
But…
How many water lilies can you handle?
There aren't many.
Is there a pond like this?
Were you surprised?
You said "people approach me quickly", didn't you?
Where did that "people approach me quickly" go?
Were you surprised by the amount of fish you've never seen before?
You're great.
Are you going to come out?
They were waiting for the fish right in front of them.
There's no fish in the back.
They ran away at once.
It's scary.
And…
After that, the water lilies didn't gather like before.
It's tough.
They finally finished in 14 minutes and 38 seconds.
From Tani Fish Farm in Chiba Prefecture, S4 Farming Area has just entered.
I think it's about 25 centimeters in size.
It's dirty.
There are 3,000 of them.
3,000 of them.
The number is different, so I think Nishikigoi is the best.
It's Nishikigoi.
The size is lightweight, but the number is overwhelming.
This is also very fast.
Will Nishikigoi be the shortest time?
Let's ask Komawa.
Will it be?
It went beautifully.
It's beautiful like fireworks.
It's amazing.
It's like fireworks.
What is this?
It's beautiful, but...
It's very fast, isn't it?
Hurry up!
They caught up in a flash and finished in 26 seconds.
The result of surprise.
Therefore, S4 Farming Area is strong.
Really?
No.
How was it, everyone?
Matsumoto, how was it?
It's not like that.
It's over, isn't it?
It's over.
It's not like that.
What is it?
It's a little weak.
The rule is a little weak.
I don't think it's necessary to be so firm.
No, it's not.
Then, it's not necessary.
Next week, we'll have the second round of Sekine Tsutomu championship.
I couldn't laugh until the end in this room.
Also, we'll have a shogi match in the city with huge pieces.
It's huge!
Here we go!
And we'll verify the theory that any entertainer can sing funny songs.
Why is my short hair falling down?
Tonight's show is T.Va's "Past Shows" on Harabi!