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The first presenter is this person.
Please come in!
Who is it?
Are you there?
Ah, yes, yes, yes!
Fujiwara Ryoma!
Nice to meet you!
Yes, nice to meet you!
It's "fujiwara", isn't it?
Yes, nice to meet you!
Why is it like that?
fujiwara
It sounds like an old saying.
Mama, it's Roman.
Thank you for your praise.
Yes, yes, yes.
This time, it's not a theory.
It's not a theory.
This time, it's not a theory.
It's a heartful project.
We've brought the third part of it.
It's not that heartful.
It's sometimes like that.
It's heartful.
So, this time we've brought...
This!
The fourth generation of Taiko relay!
Heartful!
It's super heartful!
Heartful!
In the past, we've tested it twice.
Children will connect the batons in order of their mothers, grandmothers and great-grandmothers.
Family Taiko relay competition will compete for that time.
Therefore, it's advantageous for the fourth generation of Taiko relay to have fewer age differences between generations.
The gap?
Certainly.
By the way, in men's case, if they repeat this "relay" cycle, various children will be born.
So, it's advantageous for them.
So, except for the first generation of Taiko relay, men are not allowed to participate.
It's weird that you're so serious about it.
Of course!
By the way, here are the results of the past two competitions.
Agarijo family got 1 minute and 25 seconds.
And Doi family got 1 minute and 26 seconds.
Wow!
So, this time...
I see.
Have you set a new record for the competition?
No, not really...
A new record!
No, no...
What do you pay attention to the most?
I didn't feel like I needed a relay that much.
That's not true!
It's more important than that.
It's like a family bond.
You're going to pass a bond baton, aren't you?
Yes.
I didn't feel like I needed a relay that much.
Let's see if you can set a new record of 1 minute and 25 seconds.
4th generation anti-aircraft relay
4th generation anti-aircraft relay, part 3.
Once again, we'll find a family of 4 generations who can run from kids to old ladies, and have them participate in the relay.
The first family to visit is Ube City, Yamaguchi Prefecture.
The first family is...
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Oh, you dropped it.
You dropped it?
Oh, you're so heartless.
Oh, you're so bad at acting.
Bad at acting.
I have a bad feeling about this.
Cut it out.
This is their mother, Aise, who is 21 years old.
And on this day, grandmother, mother, brother and wife, and their children who are about to give birth were also gathered.
I'm my daughter, Kakoa. I'm my son, Jin.
How old were you when you gave birth?
I gave birth when I was 14 years old.
She was a 14-year-old mother who had almost been cut off at birth.
Aise's pregnancy broke out in the second year of junior high school.
And in the winter of junior high school, she gave birth safely.
Is it quite difficult for a 14-year-old to give birth?
Well, first of all, I couldn't do anything by myself.
I didn't even have my own test.
It's difficult for a 13-year-old to give birth while being helped by her mother.
I think you were in junior high school at first.
Did you go to kindergarten?
No, I didn't.
I went to kindergarten before I gave birth.
Oh, before you gave birth.
I was a first-year student.
Grandmother, you're holding your head.
However, during her graduation ceremony, she went out with Cocoa.
What is your father doing now?
I can't talk here for a while, so I'll talk to you later.
What? You can't talk here?
That's right.
By the way, what are you doing?
I want to give birth.
I'm sorry.
Oh, I'm sorry. You can't do that.
By the way, when I asked her about it in a separate room...
Did you give birth and get married with your mother and father?
I didn't have any children.
I'm sorry for my personality.
Oh, I see.
I see.
How old was he at the time?
I think he was about 18 years old.
And then she married her current husband and gave birth to Jin.
The reason for that is that Cocoa wants to tell her properly after she grows up a little more.
I think it's too early for that.
So, Cocoa is looking at this on-air a little later.
I see.
Does your husband have a child now?
No, he doesn't.
It's a so-called penalty.
That's right.
Although there is no penalty for inheritance, Aise, who is almost in penalty position, is followed by her grandmother's Kyoko, who is also in penalty position.
The relationship between the two seems to be a little complicated.
A classmate of elementary and middle school came to his brother and now to his older sister.
Such a long relationship was added to Kokoa-chan, Aise- san and Kyoko-san, who had no penalties.
Other than Aise-san, it wasn't that complicated, but the four of them participated in a relay race.
The next classmate came from Aichi Prefecture, Nagoya City.
The second classmate's candidate family is...
- What are you going to throw next? - I'm not going to throw anything.
- I'm a fan of TV, but I'd like you to introduce me. - Yes, please.
Miura family.
I'm Miura Akari, 20 years old.
This is Luna-chan, 2 years old.
The eldest daughter is Kirari, 6 years old.
She got pregnant at the age of 13 and gave birth at the age of 10.
She got pregnant at the age of 13.
- What kind of picture is this? - There are various and slightly dangerous smells,
- Don't do it. - At the age of 14, her father's mother...
- I won't do anything dangerous. - I'll wave my heart.
- I was a little mischievous. - Wave your heart.
- There were a lot of mischievous children gathering together. - Yes.
I think I was one of them.
My eldest child was born and we separated about two months later.
- I gave birth at the age of 14 and 15. - I see.
I thought we'd be together forever, but we weren't.
Even though she was in middle school, she made a big decision to raise her child alone.
- Why is it a convenience store picture? - Why did you take it outside?
There was love between us.
I don't think I'm a good person.
I'm a bad person.
- My parents and my grandmother... - Your grandmother?
The area I lived in...
The way they talked and their personalities...
- They were all amazing. - I see.
I don't know if it has any effect on my child.
You're ugly, kid.
She says that and denies everything around her.
- It's hard for me to accept it. - Think about it.
It seems like she was quite mischievous in middle school.
Have you ever thought your parents have changed?
I started going to school after I gave birth.
- They came to play with me. - That's amazing.
- They took care of me. - I see.
I don't want to do that anymore.
- That's good. - You took care of the police until then, right?
- That's amazing. - They fought with me.
- They fought with you. - They went berserk with me.
- They went berserk with you. - They went berserk with me.
Akari married her current husband two years ago.
- She has something to protect now. - She has a happy family now.
And this Miura family...
Their grandmothers and great-grandmothers are not as old as Akari.
- But they gave birth early. - That's amazing.
- They are the ideal four-generation family. - That's right.
So, Akari goes to visit her grandmothers.
- I thought you'd come. - I'm embarrassed.
- What? - I thought you'd come.
- Really? - I'm sorry.
- I see. - Oh, no.
- Unfortunately, she didn't come. - Oh, no.
- She didn't come. - The next family is from Wakayama Prefecture.
- The third family is... - What are you going to throw?
I'm not going to throw anything.
- I'm not going to throw anything. - I'm not going to throw anything.
- I'm glad you don't have anything. - I'm glad you don't have anything.
- It's rare for me to throw anything.
This is their mother, Hiyori, who is 20 years old.
- And... - This is her mother, Tomomi, who is 41 years old.
- She's young! - This is her mother, Kaede.
- This is her grandmother, Shigeo. - She's 92 years old.
- She's 92 years old.
- Yes, the Kubo family is a five-generation family. - Five generations.
- This is Iro. - This is Iro.
- She's the first foster daughter of her grandmother, Shigeo. - Foster daughter.
She got pregnant when she was 18 and gave birth when she was 19.
- What kind of person is she? - She's...
- She's someone I dated in high school. - I see.
I wanted her and her parents to be happy, so we broke up.
- I see. - And Tomomi, who is Iro's grandmother, is...
- She's the oldest. - She's the oldest at the time.
- She's the second oldest. - These three are the oldest.
- Iro is the second oldest. - Iro is the second oldest.
In addition, she gave birth to two children with her current husband.
- She has five children. - She's 41 years old and has five mothers.
- Wow! - The mother of the other foster parents...
When I hold her, she asks me, "Are you the sixth child?" even though she doesn't look like it.
- There are young people like that. - Their relationship with their grandmothers and grandchildren is...
Currently, they are in the same nursery school.
- My heart is pounding. - By the way, Iro and Tomomi have no divorce history.
- Do you know Mr. Yashago's name? - I only know my grandson's name.
- This child? - I don't know that child.
- That way of speaking! - You say it in front of me?!
- We asked a family of five generations, Kubo-ike, about the members of the relay race. - Which four generations?
- Who will participate, your daughter or your great-great-grandmother? - My daughter.
- My grandmother is already dead.
- I can't run. - Of course you can't.
- Iro-chan, who has just started walking recently, joins the race.
- If you can get over one year of age here, you'll be very strong. - That's right.
- Next, the family of four generations...
- Hello. - Hello.
- I won't throw it. - It's okay.
- Nakazaki family. - That's okay.
- I'm 5 years old this year. - Okay.
- I'm 28 years old.
- I'm 67 years old. - Wow!
- I'm 67 years old. - Huh?
- When she was 23 years old... - Tell me about your husband.
- She was pregnant for two months... - Cute.
- with a Brazilian man... - Wow.
- and got married. - Married?
- We're divorced. - Oh, I'm getting emotional.
- I'm getting emotional. - Yeah.
- We broke up because of our husband's four-time affair. - Four-time affair!
- They experienced four-time affair in just one year... - Three-time affair!
- and their marriage life came to an end. - Heartful!
- So you're X1, right? - I'm X2.
- X2? - It sounds like "I'm X2."
"I'm X2!" It's like that. It's nice to say it cheerfully.
We remarried last year...
- but we divorced in three months. - What?
- You divorced in three months? - Yes.
- They divorced twice in just one year and three months. - I'm X1.
- My children are X1. - It's a coincidence.
- Aika has short hair and marriage life. - Don't say that.
- Megumi became a grandmother at 42 years old. - She's young.
- I don't have a husband. - What?
- You don't have a husband? - No, I don't.
- Does that mean you're X1? - X1?
- She experienced divorce twice in just one year and three months. - I'm X1.
- Just like her daughter Aika, she has short hair and marriage life. - Don't say that.
- On top of that, Setsuei... - I'm X1.
- Oh, it's your husband. - Oh, it's your husband.
- They divorced early and have three wonderful short families. - His hair...
- His short hair... - He's so proud of himself.
- I'm X1. - I'm X2.
- They're all short families. - They're all members of the Nakazaki family.
- Their average birth age is 20.6 years old. - They're well-balanced.
- I want her to fly from the battle where the blood of Brazil flows and win. - She's fast.
- And they went to Hyuga City in Miyazaki Prefecture. - It's where the giants camp.
The five-member candidate family is...
- Let's go. - Let's go.
Their background...
- Lorenzo. - Yes.
- This is Lorenzo. - This is Lorenzo's daughter.
The rest are her brothers.
The one who welcomed the five-month-old daughter, Liam-chan...
is her mother, Mirai-san.
- She's pretty young. - How old is she?
- She looks young. - She's fifteen years old.
- Fifteen years old. - Fifteen years old.
She's a fifteen-year-old mother who went to junior high school just a few months ago.
This is Liam's great-grandmother. She's sixty-nine years old.
- She's young. - And this is Liam's grandmother.
She's forty-two years old.
This is Liam's eldest brother.
This is Liam's older sister, Ai.
- And Liam's younger brother, Yushin. - Yushin.
- And this is Liam's younger brother, Uriyo. - There are a lot of brothers.
- And this is Liam's younger sister, Kiara. - There are a lot of them.
And Liam's younger brother, Rukia.
- There are a lot of them. - When did you get pregnant?
When I was in junior high school.
That's the future.
But Liam and his ex-boyfriend broke up while Liam was pregnant.
- And Kozue, who became a grandmother at the age of forty-two... - She's young.
- How old were you when you got pregnant? - I was seventeen years old.
- Seventeen years old. - Yes.
- Did you have seven siblings? - No, I had a father.
- Oh, I see. - Yes.
My eldest son was a single mother and I was his child.
And we broke up.
I married my father and got pregnant.
And we got divorced.
- Oh, that's not good. - After we got divorced...
I married my future father and got divorced.
- And after that... - I don't want to talk about it.
- Stop it. - I had a boyfriend at the time.
I gave birth to a single mother.
And we broke up.
- After we broke up, I had an affair with my father. - That's scary.
That's scary.
- And we got divorced. - Hey, Kodo!
- Kodo, are you here? - For about twenty years, they broke up and met again and again.
Kozue, who raised seven children among five men...
- Kozue... - After that...
We were together for a long time, but we got married for only two and a half months.
- That was our last marriage. - You look angry.
- I'm not angry at you. - When did you get married?
- You're making me mad. - There are people who are dating.
They got divorced four times.
- They broke up with their boyfriend who raised seven children. - I'm jealous.
- And her great-grandmother, Kozue, who has a great personality. - What are you doing?
- What? - What is this?
- She's laughing like crazy. - She's laughing the most.
- Her great-grandmother is also a divorced person. - She's laughing the most.
- Kozue's younger sister, Mai... - I'm not dead yet.
- Do you have a boyfriend? - I do, but...
- I still laugh about it. - She's a divorced person, so she's weak.
- Everyone's laughing. - I have a wife, but she's married.
- You have a wife, but you're married? - She's married, but...
- My great-grandmother took responsibility for me.
- Kozue's great-grandmother raised seven children who were already divorced.
- It's like the Tokugawa family. - It's been like that for decades.
- That's the account, but the five-month-old Liam hasn't been able to run yet. - That's right.
- Unfortunately, he won't be in the relay.
- That's why the three families you see have decided to join the four-generation relay family.
- I'm going home. - "Downtown" on Wednesday will be brought to you by the sponsors you see.
- I'm really going home. - I'm really going home.
- What are you talking about? - I've been talking about it for a while now.
- The four-generation relay is finally on the day of the competition. - This is the main event.
- There are quite a lot of EVs. - Four representatives of each family will enter the venue.
- Yes. I've started walking recently, so I'm a little anxious. - And in addition to the three families entering this time...
- What? - Defending champion Doike also participates. - But it's been years since I've done that. - The world's youngest is 16 years old and belongs to the track and field department.
- With a family structure for four-generation relay handling, Doike overwhelmed the other teams. - This is no good!
- It's been three years since then, and each of them is getting older, but... - Oh, but you can still run.
- The rules are the same as before. A relay battle where you connect 300 meters with a baton. - Wow, it's loose.
- Please run 75 meters each in the order you see. - I'll tell you the number, okay?
- Now, it looks like the standby is ready. - You can stand there?
- The first runner is Itsuki, who is 19 years old. - Oh, this is fast!
- Leito, who is 4 years old. - Brazil.
- Cocoa-chan, who is 6 years old. - 6 years old.
- And Iro-chan, who is 1 year old. - Iro-chan, will you be okay?
- Who will win in the end? - I don't know. It may be insanely fast.
- Get in position! Ready! - Oh, nice!
- Now, it's started! - Now, flying!
- As expected, Doike's Itsuki-kun is fast! - Doike-san is fast!
- He's pulling the children back and forth! - That's not how you run!
- And Doike's Iro-chan is also starting slowly!
- Doike, who is in the lead, is already in second place!
- Doike, Akane-san is in first place! - Go for it! Go for it!
- Oh, amazing! Amazing! - A little faster...
- And in second place... - It's going to be loose from here.
- Doike, Cocoa-chan and Aise-san are in second place! - Brazil, go for it!
- Also, Nakazaki and Leito-kun and Aika-san are in second place! - Brazil is in first place, you know.
- Now, Doike is running alone! - Oh, now in third place...
- He's in third place! - Go for it! Go for it!
- Grandma's Aimi-san! - Go for it!
Is he able to avoid it?
- Now, in second place, Nagae's family is in third place as well! - Oh, that's fast!
- Nagae's family has Kyouko-san and Megumi-san. - Oh, that's fast!
This three families are beginning to have edge.
- Nagae's family is chasing after... - Oh!
- Collision! Collision!
- That's too bad! But the
She's running as if she's walking.
On the other hand, Keihiro Kudo, who sat down at a 10-meter point, has dropped the baton.
And Doike, who goes to the top with a fast walk, but is this a reversal?
The generation of the Nakazaki family is catching up, and the 86-year-old longest family is also catching up.
Oh, it's a reversal here!
The Nakazaki family is dancing to the top!
The battle is between the Nakazaki family and the 66-year-old team goal!
The winner is the Nakazaki family!
Oh, it's a deadhead, oh, it's a reversal!
That's it, that's it!
Even the longest family has beaten Doike and is now in 5th place!
Get out of my way!
What was that just now?
By the way, I want to break a new record.
4th place!
New record?
No, it's amazing, it's amazing!
So, a family of four generations who can break this record, we look forward to seeing you!
It starts and it starts and it gets heated up.
It's a world record, isn't it?
That's right! It's a world record!
It's out, everyone!
It's out!
Did you think it would be such a dead heat, everyone? The heat of...
The last part...
The last part!
Can people stop along such a line?
You've decided it's there, haven't you?
You've decided it, haven't you?
At least a few...
You've decided it's there, haven't you?
It's like a car stopping.
But if you look at it like this, I'm really looking forward to the world championship.
It's not there.
It's not there, is it?
It's not like that at all.
Everyone did their best!
You were moved, weren't you?
That's right.
It's good, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Yes, I'd like you, Yuji Oda, to watch it.
I don't want you to watch it.
Our next presenter is this person. Please come in!
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too.
In terms of the manzai industry...
Today, June 25th, we're still good friends.
Are you nervous?
Yes, I'll let you know.
You don't know what's going to happen, do you?
That's right.
You don't know what's going to happen tomorrow, do you?
No, I'm not in such a nervous state.
Is that so?
Are you still getting along?
Yes, I am.
I'm glad to hear that.
Since you're a popular talent, I don't think you get angry easily.
How about you?
Have you been scolded recently?
How about you?
As I get older - I'm 29 years old this year -
I don't get scolded easily.
I see.
I feel a little lonely.
You do feel lonely, don't you?
How long have you been downtown?
Well, yes, I have.
But I haven't been scolded badly.
Why is that?
I know you're getting scolded, but...
No, no, I don't get that kind of scolding.
I don't get that kind of scolding.
I didn't mean to get angry.
I don't think you get that kind of scolding.
Oh, you don't?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I was thinking too seriously.
That's a serious thought.
I see.
I don't think you get that kind of scolding.
I have a theory about getting scolded.
Here it is.
Go home while you're preaching!
You can't get it like you're taught!
The second theory!
Yes, that's right.
That's dangerous.
Go home while you're preaching!
And then you have to fight for the time until you actually go home.
Yes, that kind of race plan.
Yes, yes.
Right? This theory.
What do you think about this?
Can you go home while you're actually being scolded and told to go home?
Well...
I think you know this before.
When "Down Down" debuted, they were late.
And the manager told them to go home.
And they went home pretty soon.
You went home, didn't you?
Oh, is that how it is?
Don't go home!
That's not cute at all!
Oh, is that how it is?
Going home while preaching
Re-testing the theory that you can't just accept it as it is
And so, again this time,
three entertainers who are not good at getting angry and angry
Who are they?
will compete for the time until they make their target go home.
The "Going home while preaching" competition will be held.
The first challenger is...
Good morning.
Okamoto Yuuichi.
Have you ever preached to your juniors?
No, I haven't.
What am I supposed to say?
There's nothing for me to say.
I've never gotten angry.
Simply put.
Even if I get angry,
I don't think I'm the kind of person who gets angry easily.
And so, Okamoto Yuuichi's first preacher is...
I preach really well.
As a younger brother of an entertainer,
they love each other.
The Mommy and Sakai
Oh, is that how it is?
Haven't you been preaching to your juniors?
Since then.
I've been preaching since I was 18.
I've been preaching since I was born.
I've been preaching since I was 6 or 7.
That's enough.
What about you?
Since I was 6 or 7.
How can you get angry?
Why are you angry?
That's enough.
Since I was 6 or 7.
120,000 yen?
They meet and report their daily gambling results.
Daily?
Depending on gambling.
That's not much of an order, is it?
And now, it's preaching time.
But you can't do that.
It's really...
The other day, we went to a location together, right?
Yeah, yeah.
And there, you know, like...
I did an interview with someone who's really trusted by the company, and...
Are you drinking?
If you're talking about me, if you're talking about human resources, you're talking about Yutti- san, right?
But there's only two of us, you know.
I'm like, "Who's trusting you?"
I see.
No, I really don't think that's a good idea.
Ah...
As expected.
No, I'd like to use Yutti-san's name for other people.
Did you text Yutti-san?
Ah...
I did.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I should have told you that I used it.
I was like, "Is he going to use it?"
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't make fun of your senior, Yutti-san, in front of young people.
The preaching begins with a rather serious conversation.
I wore a silver shirt and imagined Yutti-san dancing.
I thought it would be interesting.
That's why I chose Yutti-san's name.
But even if you say it like that, you can't see Yutti- san's respect for you at all.
You're good.
Using Yutti-san's name?
No, I'm just messing with you.
Like, "Where should I use Yutti-san's name?"
No, really.
No, it's really not good.
Really.
Yeah, it's fine.
It's fine.
Try it again.
Seriously, today...
No, I'm sorry.
I really think I'm immature, but...
I can't do this anymore.
No, I'm really sorry.
Yutti-san's love can be conveyed very well.
But it's not like that.
Seriously, it's really...
Wow, you brought up a great topic.
And then, after the preaching, he goes home for the first time.
Is it because of his soft tone?
Or is it because of his social status that he doesn't want to go home?
Is it because of his weak punch?
And...
Can you really go home?
I'm sorry. I didn't mean it.
It's really tough.
While apologizing, he drinks a glass with a lot of salt.
It's a salty dog.
What is "ah" really?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I really can't do it.
I can't forgive you.
Please hit me.
No, no, no.
Really.
No, really.
Please hit me.
You're the one who comes here.
And...
15 minutes have passed since Sakai said "I can't go home."
I can't go home.
Go home. Really.
Okay. You said it quite strongly.
Okano, who is tired, attacks here.
Go home. What are you doing?
Really.
It's hard.
What are you doing?
It's scary.
It's disgusting.
That's enough.
It's more disgusting than "go home."
He succeeded in persuading Sakai and making him stand up.
That's enough.
Please go home.
I can't go home.
That's enough. Go home. Really.
However...
He has a bag.
Go home.
What is it?
It's hard.
You can't say "I'm sorry" and go home.
What are you doing?
Sakai lands here and enters "israel mode."
This won't end.
That's enough.
Really.
You don't have to cry.
Really.
That's enough.
Yutti, you did it again.
Okano, you did it again.
Yutti, you did it again.
This challenge will never end until they go home.
It's disgusting.
Okano loses his momentum in Sakai's defenseless defense.
What will you do, Okano?
Go home.
I can't do it anymore, Okano-san!
No, no, you can't do it anymore.
You're crying a lot.
Please forgive me.
Please!
You're a couple of men and women.
Go home!
In the morning.
For now, you really go home. I'm going crazy today.
Is this Okano's usual habit?
He comes out of nowhere.
Before you know it, he's in "please" mode.
Really go home! I'm done with you!
Then, he forces himself to the corner.
Really go home! I'm done with you!
When will you stop?
Why do you say that?
Go home!
It's hard for him to reach the finish line.
Then...
Go home! I'm begging you!
Go home today!
The angry side turns into a mysterious reversal.
Go home! I'll do anything! Go home!
Anything?
I'm begging you!
I don't want to go home!
Go home!
I'm begging you!
I don't want to see you today!
Please go home!
Thank you for your hard work!
I'll call you!
Okay! I'll call you!
I'll call you!
I'll tell you how I feel!
It's been 48 minutes of fighting.
Finally, Sakai returns home.
Thank you for your hard work!
I got it!
Hurry up and let me go!
Hey!
Are you smoking?
Go home!
Let me go!
Thank goodness!
You got it right away!
Thank goodness!
What is it?
Is this a lie?
It's a lie!
Is this a lie?
Please go home!
What are you doing? Are you smoking?
I thought you wouldn't come.
I thought you wouldn't go home if you came.
I see. He's the one who's smoking.
I see.
What is this? Stop it!
It was painful!
It's work.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I thought you wouldn't go home if you came.
It's the last episode of Doraemon.
They lied to themselves and came home.
You're not going home?
No, I'm not.
You're an anijyama.
Anijyama!
The next challenger is...
Asahi Nao!
I've never gotten mad at my friends.
And of course, I've never gotten mad at my juniors.
I've never told them to go home.
And I've never thought of it.
Is there a time when you think of going home?
I don't think of it in my life.
She's here for the first time in her life.
Her target is her junior from the same agency.
And her best friend, Koike Joe.
Koike Joe.
To the people in the agency...
Joe, I want you to give me some advice so that I can be more and more active in variety shows.
So I thought about it a lot and started preaching on the theme of how to get involved in a variety show.
When we went on a variety show together, I got the impression, but I felt like I was being swept away.
I was like, "Hmm..."
But Asahi hasn't preached before.
He can't speak well.
I don't have the emotions to get angry.
For example, I was thinking about it, and Nao said, "Asahi and Nao are like this."
So I was like, "Huh? Nao doesn't have an impact like this."
Asahi, go.
- Go! - This is hard.
Not only does he preach, but he's also the first person to prank people.
Asahi is nervous and can't even grasp the initiative of conversation.
- Go for it! - Yeah, I think Joe is thinking about a lot of things, too.
And I'm so happy that you let me do it today.
- Oh, I said it backwards. - Oh, I see.
- His intention of letting you do it has become subtle advice. - I won't attack you at all.
- You have to go further. - Shimatsu is greatly appreciated by his juniors.
- And... - I won't go at all.
Someday, when I'm able to be active like this...
I think that's the biggest mistake I've made.
Maybe...
- Aren't you crying? - This is weird.
- Your eyes... - What? - It's your back.
- I think you don't like it, too. - No, it's not like that.
Not only is he angry, but he's also crying.
- Why? - It's impossible.
- It's impossible.
Wait a minute.
I don't like it when you make me think like that.
I can't read the situation at all.
What's going to happen? Can we go from here?
With both of them in tears...
They're in a situation where they don't know what to do.
No, because you're crying...
Wait a minute, I can't do it one more time.
You're making me feel like this.
- You... - You're making me feel like this.
- Please go home. - Ah!
- Please go home. - Please go home.
- I'm going to die. - Here, asahi shoots from an impossible position.
- No, it's impossible! - I'm sorry.
- This is really tough.
- Yeah. - It's really amazing.
I want to think about it one last time, too.
Should we call it a day? Should we go home?
- I don't know what you're talking about. - It's only a start.
- It's a confrontation.
- It's a reference time. - It's a reference time.
- You're not a good person. - No, I'm not a good person at all.
I'm not a good person at all, so please leave.
- Really, please leave once. - Please leave.
- Please. - Please leave.
- Please. - Thank you very much.
- See you later. - I'll leave.
- Thank you for everything. - No problem.
I want you to say "thank you" to me.
- No, I'm really sorry. - So, let's reveal the story.
I'm really sorry.
What's wrong with you?
You look weird.
What's wrong with you?
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry, Joe-kun.
What's wrong with you?
Joe-kun, I feel sorry for you.
But you went home, didn't you?
You went home, didn't you?
It's none of your business.
What? What?
Asahi-san is not good at this.
Wait a minute.
I'm really sorry.
I thought I'd be scolded by Pop.
But Joe-kun's recent worries hit me unexpectedly.
And the last challenger is...
Please come out.
Can you do it?
Please come out, Oshiro-san.
Chance Oshiro.
I'll come out as usual on this show.
I don't usually come out on regular shows.
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What's that supposed to mean?
Are you going to scold me?
No!
Have you ever had a chance like that?
Rarely.
I'm the type of person who gets scolded.
I've made a lot of people angry.
Who scolded you the most?
Seiji Uchihara.
At 2 a.m. in front of Seiji's house.
Outside of the house.
Seiji!
You were screaming like that?
I was furious.
Of course you were!
It's a chance for such an angry expert.
Are you okay?
What kind of scolding will he show?
"Mintal Tingu Takeshi".
"He's like a underground comedian".
No, no, no, I'm serious.
I was happy.
You were like this.
You were like this when we talked to you.
You're weird.
At the police station...
You were like...
At the police station...
When we talked to you...
At the police station...
He's the chief of this show.
Go and buy it.
As expected of a junior with a chance.
He's got a strong personality.
Let's start the lecture.
But I'm not worried about you today.
Intake?
Intaresting Takeshi?
You're the only one who wants me.
Let's be hot fans.
Who are you?
I'm Intaresting Takeshi.
You failed 12 interviews for a part-time job before.
When you failed 12 interviews for a part-time job...
I lived in your neighborhood.
You gave me a tie to go to the interview.
You brought me a great guy.
You tied me up with a tie.
I tied you up with a tie.
You can't tie yourself up anymore.
What's wrong with you?
You can't tie yourself up anymore.
I'll do it for you.
Did you bring it?
But I'm worried about you.
You're 42 years old.
You can't tie yourself up anymore.
From a strange person's chance...
To a strange person's junior's lecture...
He can't tie himself up anymore.
Will you get angry at me?
I used to tie you up.
You used to do it.
No, no, it's the other way around.
In the end, it's the opposite.
Wait a minute.
What are you going to do if you commit suicide?
You're fast.
What are you going to do if you commit suicide?
It's not going to happen.
What are you going to do if you commit suicide?
Go home!
Suddenly, he said "go home" because of the tie.
It's not enough.
If you can't tie up your tie, go home!
If you can't tie up your tie, go home.
You've been doing it for a while.
They show the same color, but they can't see him trying to go home.
Their next strategy is...
You're pooping now, aren't you?
What?
I don't know.
Let me check it out. I'm scared.
What are you going to do?
On top of that, they made Interesting Takeshi stand up.
What is this conversation?
What are you doing?
Don't do that!
He might be pooping now.
You're pooping now! Go home!
Go home!
He took out his poop and finished it with a power move.
I didn't touch it.
I didn't touch it, but...
That means...
Oh, no...
I'm nervous.
How was it?
As Takeuchi Jin...
There was a part where I couldn't get angry at all.
That happens.
I felt sorry for him.
It's my first time to get angry like this.
You didn't have to get angry like that.
I'm a little...
Cute.
I couldn't move my legs.
I couldn't move them.
The winner of the second "Make me go home early" competition is...
Once in a while, give me a chance.
That's funny.
How was it?
It was serious.
In a sense, the first one was heartful.
The second one was more social.
It was more of a friendship.
I feel like I'm going to cry.
It's like you're waiting for someone outside.
It was good.
What about the last two?
The last two...
That's it?
But, there was a famous line in "Once in a while, give me a chance."
If you can't tie your tie, go home.
That's a famous line?
I want to be a free man.
Why do you want to be a free man?
The DVD and Blu-ray of "Once in a while, give me a chance." will be released.
That's right.
From shocking disbandment pranks...
To a two-year friendship project...
A special edition of "Once in a while, give me a chance." will be released.
Let's do our best.
The first limited edition will be released on Wednesday, August 24th.
What is your name?
Next week...
Cooking competition only with ingredients that are in the names of people who go out of town.
I'm Yuto Toriumi.
Oh, Eva!
The one who will judge the food is Mrs. Debbie, who doesn't know anything.
Here you go.
I'm sorry, it's not good.
And...
If you have a big mouth, no matter how bad your back is, you can accept it without feeling uncomfortable.
Did you say that in public?
Sorry.
Tonight's broadcast is on TVER.
"Once in a while, give me a chance." will be released on Parabi.