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(Applause)
Now, Wednesday's song, song! Everyone, please take care of me!
(Applause)
Now, let's go! Presenter is this person! Please!
Oh!
Yes, Mr. Passno!
Hello, Mr. Passno!
I'm Mr. Passno.
Nice to meet you.
Thank you for having me.
Well, this time,
Yes.
The second competition of the contest we held last year,
Yes, it's the second one.
is this one.
Yes.
Thirty-one Grand Prix!
Yes!
This is exciting.
It's a short comedy contest where you compete with jokes within 30 seconds.
I see.
However, you can use any kind of jokes.
Yes.
It's not a joke genre.
It's a contest where you compete with jokes within only 30 seconds.
It's exciting.
Yes, it's exciting.
The last one was a year ago.
It was very popular.
Yes.
After that, there were many similar programs.
Yes.
Short jokes.
The number of episodes was shorter than that.
Yes.
It's a scary world, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
That's how popular it is now.
It's popular.
It's starting to become popular now.
I see.
By the way, last year,
President Obama won the contest.
It was interesting.
It was a high-level contest.
Yes, but...
Yes.
As if it's a given,
the judges make you do it.
Of course.
Isn't it strange?
Oh, is it?
It's usually...
It's usually the judges who make you do it.
The judges who make you do it.
In public places,
people like the chief of the bureau come and say,
"How is it?" "Would you like me to do it for you?"
They bring you there and say,
All right.
and you do it like that.
Oh, I noticed it.
You noticed it?
Yes, I noticed it.
You made me do it so easily.
So,
from the 658 entrants,
according to the strict judging,
40 teams will participate in the finals.
In the finals tournament,
the teams will be divided into 5 blocks
and show off their skills in VTR.
The 5 teams who win each block
will advance to the finals.
And the judges will be
Hitoshi Matsumoto and these gorgeous members.
Who will be the second judge to shine?
[Music]
31 Grand Prix. First, from the preliminary A block.
Entry No. 1 Genius Pianist
Next is the 50m race.
[Applause]
Beautiful
Entry No.2 Sakurai
The number is 23.0
Lady Gaga's foot size
Ireland's consumption tax
Ostrich's eyesight
It's 40 meters away and you can see it
Entry No.3 Two people are quiet
I'm sorry
Don't worry about it. You don't have to apologize.
Crying is a baby's job.
Thank you very much.
It didn't say "SONY" there.
I didn't notice it.
Entry No.4 Stamina Pub
Welcome!
I'm sorry, I'm alone.
Please take a seat.
I didn't know there was a Chinese restaurant in a place like this.
Are you a customer for the first time?
Yes, I am.
I serve water.
I see. Thank you very much.
What would you like to order?
One fried rice, please.
Fried rice?
Okay, one fried rice, please.
It's disgusting to use "ih" in a Chinese restaurant.
Entry No.5 Vitality Base
I see my wallet from my bag and reach out my hand.
It's pretty good, but it's scary when you take your wallet, isn't it?
So I won't write it in kanji and express it in hiragana.
And you take your wallet when you notice it, don't you?
So I'll show you the movement first.
I see my wallet from my bag and reach out my hand.
It's realistic, isn't it?
It's funny.
Entry No.6 Love Letter
Can I see your palm?
Oh, yes.
I'm not good at fortune-telling.
But I'm not the type of person who says things without thinking.
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Sir, you know...
There's Shikeshu in Xi'an, right?
No, there isn't.
Oh, really?
Sir, you know...
Have you ever been to Kanazawa in Kisel in the past?
No, I haven't.
Sir, you know...
Have you ever been carried by Kiyoshi Atsumi when you were little?
Yes, I have.
Oh, that's it!
Hey, who are you hitting?
An onlineman.
Oh, you want to fight me?
You bastard!
Stop it, Gick!
You bastard!
Stop it, Gick!
I'm sorry!
You're right!
Stop it, Gick!
Entry No. 8
Buttama
Gappa Inukichi
Chairman!
As promised, I won the championship!
Hey, Gick!
What are you doing? Stop it!
Hey! We're in the middle of a funeral!
You're the tool, aren't you?
If you were a tool, you'd smash the enemy in front of you!
You let me do that, didn't you, Chairman?!
This isn't a tool!
This is a bell! A bell!
Look!
Hey! Stop it!
Stop it, will you?!
First of all, Group A's Entry No. 8!
It's difficult!
Now, from here...
Mr. Bakarimon is the judge.
It's difficult!
It's really difficult!
How many groups are you worried about?
I'm worried about three groups.
Those three groups, right?
I see.
Now, Group A's Entry No. 8!
Please choose the most interesting entertainer!
Here you go!
Wow! That's amazing!
Think about it carefully.
30 seconds...
I can make it in four minutes.
It's getting more and more, so there's no reason for it to decrease.
That's right.
There's no reason for it.
I want to eat it up a little more.
I haven't reset it yet.
I'll say it next time.
Now, let's go!
Everyone, please flip it all at once!
"Buttama", "Buttama", "Buttama", "soitsudoitsu"
What does it mean?
Everyone, "buttama" as well!
The start was quick, wasn't it?
I see.
The beginning was quick, wasn't it?
It was 30 seconds, so it was explosive, wasn't it?
Yeah.
It went around three times, didn't it?
In the end, there was violence that went too far, like hitting an individual.
No, that's right.
It was good to have a punch without restraint, wasn't it?
I see.
It went properly to the elbow.
Well, but "bakari" is...
That's right!
I was also worried about "buttama" and "soitsudoitsu",
but "soitsudoitsu" was a little more...
"chakuganten" was a little more delicate, so it was close.
Yes.
I understand.
Well, with that said, the A Block finalist is "buttama"!
It says "buttama" here, doesn't it?
No, it's "passion".
I hate "buttama" so much that I decided to go with "buttama".
You're reviving the scraped part.
This is unpopular.
After the 31st Grand Prix, it's time for the B Block final.
Entry No. 9, "chocolate planet".
I can't rest.
I'm tired.
Welcome back, SONY.
Thanks, family.
I saw you walking with Mr. Taiko.
Listen to me.
Well, next week, Sazae-san will buy two more Nintendo Switches.
Rock, paper, scissors!
Beautiful.
Entry No. 10, Don Coco.
Ah!
Huh?
Are we switched?
Well...
I don't really care.
Is something good going on?
Entry No. 11, Minamikawa.
A few decades ago, the director said...
Okay, we're about to start!
Let's do a hand-shaking corner!
Okay, lady in a swimsuit, come over here!
First, we'll start with the MC.
Do you have an ugly face?
Do you have a birthplace?
Do you have a family environment?
If you don't, we'll have you fired!
At this point, lady in a swimsuit,
please show us your chubby boobies.
Do you have a black nipple?
We'll fire you!
Okay, entertainer!
Take out your nose there!
If you can't do it, cut it with a paper knife!
Okay, we'll start!
Three, two, one...
Any campaign?
Take it out!
That's a good 30 seconds.
ENTRY NO.12 WANAFUJI NARUO
Hello, how are you?
This is a very good property.
Let's start with you.
It's a large mansion in LA,
but we managed to get it traded...
Welcome!
Are you okay?
I'm hearing a lot of noise right now.
Weren't you talking about something important?
Oh, not at all! I'm fine.
Really?
Well, today...
ENTRY NO.13 WANAFUJI NARUO
Hey, customer!
Yes?
That looks like it's pasted on the outside, but it's actually pasted on the inside of the glass.
How is it?
It's an infomercial.
ENTRY NO.13 RAINBOW
I don't know what I'm making. I'm a thin-skinned rich man in Roppongi.
I used to sell well-paid companies, and now I'm relaxing.
Wow, that's amazing.
Wasn't this your first time here?
With Asako before.
That platinum girl.
Yes, hello?
Yes, I'm drinking with a girl right now.
Yes, I'm totally fine.
Yes.
Who is it?
I'm meeting a poor rich man.
ENTRY NO.14 GOLD COUNTRY
Red, huh?
Huh?
Isn't he not wearing pants?
Isn't that pants?
No, it's tight pants.
Hurry up and turn blue.
If you don't hurry up and buy it,
I forgot to wear it.
Oh, I see.
Wow, he's really stupid.
Okay, it's blue.
Oh, I saw it.
It's the worst.
I saw it.
ENTRY NO.15 JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS
Wow, I picked up a big one and a small one.
Whose is it?
Is it Oryou's?
No, it's not.
Is it G's?
No, it's not.
Huh?
Oh, it's Kusemono.
He said he'd deliver it.
Thank you, Kusemono.
I'm glad you're relieved now.
Oh, no.
Kusemono is a bad person, isn't he?
Huh? What should I do?
Is he okay?
What should I do?
I delivered it.
Oh, it was a good Kusemono!
Do you know what you're talking about?
Entry No. 16, Nanamari.
"Oh, it's heavy." "Oh, the signal will change."
"Ma'am, I'll carry it." "What?" "Let's cross together." "Can I?"
"Oh, you made it. I'm glad." "You saved me." "No, I'll do it." "Thank you."
You're a good young man.
I want to do it with you.
I wanted to do it with you.
Entry No. 17, Kusemono.
"What should I do?" "Oh, I'm tired."
Entry No. 18, Nanamari.
Oh, it's difficult.
Entry No. 18, Kusemono.
Are you ready?
Let's do it together.
Nanomagari, Minamikawa, Nanomagari, Nanomagari, Nanomagari...
Wow!
This is also Nanomagari.
Mr. Mazuo.
It's really Minamikawa and Nanomagari.
Which one is it?
I don't know.
I feel like an old woman.
It's real, isn't it?
An old woman's feelings are real, aren't they?
It means that she knew Minamikawa.
It's real, isn't it?
Are there old women like this?
Yes, there are.
She looks like a western woman.
She looks like she was shot.
No, it's the same.
No one described Minamikawa like this.
Either way, you got lost, didn't you?
You also got lost, didn't you?
Yes, I got lost a lot.
Minamikawa was packed in 30 seconds.
Nanomagari was packed in 3 or 4 minutes.
I also got lost a lot, didn't I?
I also like rainbows.
Which one is it?
I don't know what I'm making with it.
I feel sorry for you.
You don't think you'll get lost, do you?
I don't know, but it happens.
The final round of B Block was Nanomagari!
31 Grappling. Next up is Quarterfinals Block C.
Entry No. 17 Dai Shizen.
(snoring)
(coughing)
Blood! I vomited blood!
(coughing)
It's a mess!
(coughing)
What's up with you?
I finally got to experience it!
You were the one who experienced it!
(laughing)
Entry No. 18 Kintaro.
A genius trumpet player seen at Beijing Olympics.
This figure...
(laughing)
Oh no, I'm really...
This guy is funny.
(laughing)
I like his hands.
He's got good hands.
Is he sewing?
(laughing)
(singing)
(laughing)
I like it.
He's got good hands.
Entry No. 19 Yoda Ueda.
(orchestral music)
(laughing)
Huh? Can I give it to you? Really? Huh? Can I give it to you? Huh? Huh?
Entry No. 20, Gerardo!
That's all for today's remote meeting. Thank you very much.
I'm sorry I left home today.
That's right, I have a son. He's only one year old.
Cute! Huh? Have I ever shown you this before?
Behind me?
(laughing)
It's a tree.
Good morning. This is my father.
(laughing)
It's beautiful.
Entry No. 21, the legendary Peacock!
Scary story!
A man went to test his friendship with a friend.
When he looked around, his friend suddenly disappeared.
When he looked around again, his friend was lying down with his neck broken.
Then he grabbed the man's legs and said...
What?
Next...
It's your turn!
An arrangement of "Sing it, light it up"!
(laughing)
(screaming)
You have too much time.
(laughing)
You have too much time.
Entry No. 22, the tree-throwing girl!
I'm going to participate in the city's mochi- eating competition!
I'm going to eat mochi now!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
No! The mochi is on my skirt!
(laughing)
Everyone in the city, you're watching me now, aren't you?
What's so soft about mochi?
It's my mochi!
I don't like it!
(laughing)
Entry number twenty-three.
I don't like it!
Boss, this is the visitor.
I was interested in this karate dojo.
It's a whistle.
Ha!
Amazing!
Ha!
You too!
If you practice in this dojo, you will be able to do it, too!
Is that so?!
Isn't the dojo dirty?!
Entry No. 24, Naga!
A woman who hasn't had her genitalia checked comes walking from over there!
What's with the title?!
She's going to get in trouble.
She's gone.
Entry No. 25, Shiburock!
Sorry for the wait!
What are you looking at?!
This is hard!
This is pretty hard.
She's pretty strong.
Yeah, she is.
This is hard.
This is pretty hard.
She's pretty strong.
She's strong.
Shiburock, please introduce us to the most interesting entertainer.
Go ahead!
Can you crack this?
I think you can.
They were all interesting.
That's for sure.
What's wrong, Masumoto san?
No, I'm sorry.
Nagano was a little shocking for me.
From over there.
Walking from over there.
That's right.
It's interesting that it's vertical movement.
That's right.
It's coming this way.
That's right.
Not left and right.
Nagano san is good.
C-block.
It was an interesting game.
One, two, don!
This is what happened.
I know.
Gerardon, Gerardon, Daisen, Gerardon, Kintaro.
Masumoto said it.
Kintaro said it.
No one in Nagano said it.
It was interesting.
I knew it.
It was interesting, but it wasn't like that.
It was natural.
Daisen, it was interesting, wasn't it?
I didn't expect it to be like that.
It was a one-shot game.
It was amazing that it had an impact on my head.
The mount changed.
It was interesting from the first second.
It was interesting until the end.
I was unconscious at two o'clock in the middle of the night.
It was too funny.
It was interesting.
However, the three of you are Gerardon.
You're good at taking in the times.
I see.
In 30 seconds...
You're good at using the screen.
The TV and 30 seconds are for the Grand Prix.
I see.
Matsumoto is also Gerardon.
He made me want to watch one more.
I see.
I understand.
The C-BLOCK final is Gerardon!
Kintaro is also Gerardon.
Kintaro...
I wonder what he was doing.
On this screen, Nagano is the funniest.
But Kintaro and Nagano are the same.
Yes, they are.
I see.
It hurts.
I see.
Nagano seems to be suspected of something.
That's right.
Don't use "tora, tora, tora".
It's bad for your health.
It's like a symptom of mental illness.
The D-BLOCK qualifier continues with the 31st Grand Prix.
Entry No.25 "Dog"
You were funny last time.
Hey, youkai.
I know you are here.
Show yourself!
Onna Kintaro!
There you are, youkai Onna Kintaro!
I will punish you!
Onna Kintaro!
Wait! Stop it!
That's funny.
Entry number 26, Nelsons.
Well, let's start paying.
Everyone, please hand over your bills.
The total is 31,500 yen, so each of you will pay 3,500 yen.
You already have your bills, so I will pay you later.
I have 10,000 yen, so can you pay me later?
OK, I will pay you later.
I will pay for myself, Tanaka and Watanabe, so can you pay me later?
OK, I got it.
Tanaka and Watanabe came later, so I think it's a little too much.
3,000 yen is fine.
OK, I will pay you later.
Wait, I don't know.
I will pay you later.
Wait, I will pay you later.
What are you doing?!
What kind of behavior is that?
Entry number 27, Honda Swimming School.
Search for pool mistakes and practice is over!
Practicing in the pool for three hours is tiring.
Yes, it's a mistake!
Do you understand?
There is no bandage you can wear for three hours!
Also, when you swim, you have to blow your body more roughly.
Like this!
That's good.
Entry number 28, Double Art.
Search for pool mistakes and practice is over!
Truck!
The truck is all messed up!
We're saved!
Wink!
Entry No. 29, Jackson Otama.
You've been really annoying lately.
I know.
Hey, you, don't come in my room!
Shin-chan, you're annoying.
I'm telling you, don't come in!
I don't even need sweets!
Don't come in!
Hey, where are you going? Wait up!
That's my bed.
Entry No. 30, Seriously Muffin.
Conte "Gardener".
What's growing today?
There's a song by BEAZE called "As you like, as you like, I won't hurt you alone".
That's a long song!
Shut up!
Please!
From now on, this song will be vague and indecisive!
I've seen it before.
You've seen it before, right?
Entry No. 31, Suspenders.
Oh, I see.
I'm going to the bathroom.
Oh...
I don't like how my friend introduced me to this girl's drink bar cups.
They go well together, though.
Oh...
Oh, I don't like the amount of water they're pouring in!
Entry number thirty-two, Yullian Retriever!
Basketball Tap Dancer, Yullian!
You're crying, aren't you?
[Laughter]
"Recipe Meetup" has ended.
Mr. Matsumoto, do you have any concerns?
There are still about three groups.
Mr. Kawashima, what do you think?
I have decided one group.
Let's go, everyone!
Open at once!
Suspenders, suspenders, dogs, dogs, suspenders.
Oh, I see.
Mr. Matsumoto!
Well, I'm really nervous and confused.
[Laughter]
I like their way of going back.
It's not like "Gyaah!"
I like their shame.
I see, I see.
Mr. Kotoge, do you like it, too?
Yes, I like it.
I don't know what it means for Ms. Kintaro to be a woman.
[Laughter]
At first, I didn't know what it meant.
But now I know what it means.
I like it when they kill you with one shot.
Mr. Kawashima, what about suspenders?
Yes, I like it.
They're not doing anything flashy, but two big mountains.
They're low in calories, but they make you hungry.
What about you, Mr. Kobamoto?
I'm either a dog or suspenders.
I see.
A woman who truly loves her dog is Ms. Kintaro's woman.
[Laughter]
When I saw their eyes...
Oh, I see.
I see.
Do you know what suspenders are?
Yes, I do.
I thought it was just about how you use a cup, but it was also about how you pour it.
I see.
It was wonderful.
I see.
Well, in terms of number of people,
it's suspenders!
[Applause]
I feel like I'm going to have a headache.
[Laughter]
That's true.
It's a short period of time, so it spins a lot.
If you had all of them, you probably wouldn't remember anything.
[Laughter]
That's true.
The last E Block of the 31st Grand Prix Qualifier.
Entry number 33, President of Japan.
Wow! It's been a while!
I'm surprised!
Wow! It brings back memories!
You've been active, haven't you?
It's been five years or so.
No, since you graduated from college.
Wow! It brings back memories!
No, you know that guy from back in the day who's still playing?
You know, Takahashi?
Wait, um...
You're wrong.
Entry...
Entry number 34, Ultra Boogies.
Hey.
You're all working hard to prepare for the culture festival, aren't you?
Yes.
Are you going to mess around like that without a teacher?
What's so funny about that mustache of yours?
I'm sorry.
What are you laughing about?
Yes.
If you mess around like you do, the class order will go down!
What are you wearing a hat for?
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Don't laugh!
Yes.
Entry number 35, One Doll.
What's with you, Suzuki? Are you watching ghost videos again?
It's still dark in here.
Sagami, you don't believe in ghosts?
No, I don't. I've never seen one.
You don't believe in things you've never seen?
Of course I do!
Sagami, you've never seen my little brother, have you?
No.
Does that mean you don't believe in your little brother's existence?
That's a whole different story.
It's just that I've never met your little brother, but I do know of his existence.
I don't have a little brother, though.
Scary!
Entry number 36, Kai and Yes! Donburi RPG!
It took 72 years for everyone to calm down.
This is the end of the training ceremony.
Alright! It's summer vacation!
Everyone, let's play dodgeball!
I knew it!
Entry number 37, Akiyo.
Kenta-chan! Kenta-chan!
Kenta-kun's mother.
Doctor, what does Kenta-chan's low grades mean?
Kenta-chan's school grades are very good and she has a lot of good friends.
Please remove Kenta-kun's low grades right now!
It's true that Kenta-kun's grades are good and everyone loves him.
It's just that at school's fire station, she was growing keshi flowers.
It's true.
Entry number 38, Pumpkin French Fries.
That's right.
My father wasn't there when I made up my mind.
I'm happy to see you. Thank you!
Alright! Let's meet up!
3, 2, 1...
I'm sorry, Takuya!
Dad...
Please forgive me!
Dad...
You were wearing a small hat for a long time!
Is that all you can do?
You have a lot of courage.
Entry number 39, Biscuit Brothers.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I have a dream.
I've wanted to be one since I was little,
but as I grow up, I think it's impossible.
But when I get older, I can't give up.
I want to be a pilot.
Why are you talking about dreams? You just bumped your shoulder, didn't you?
I'll be a pilot.
Please be.
Thank you very much.
Yes.
Can I ask you one last thing?
What is it?
You bumped your shoulder, didn't you?
Where are you looking at as you walk?
Scary! Scary! Scary!
Entry number 40, "Know Your Chance".
Kyosuke Himuro sings only for dogs.
Kiss me on the lips.
I won't let you go.
Kiss me on the cheek.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Kiss me on the cheek.
I won't let you go.
Kiss me on the cheek.
I won't let you go.
Kiss me on the cheek.
It's hard
Which one?
The last block
Let's go
Ready set
Go!
This president and that president
Biscuit brother
It's been like this
It's 3 and 2 now
It's funny
It's fast
It's good
I'd like to see one more
I see
I don't know what it means but it was funny
I see
Kotobuki san, this is the president of Japan
The president of Japan
There was a big one in the middle
I didn't expect it at all
I thought it was wonderful
I see
How about you, Kawashima?
It was like "Maroujo?"
The president of Japan and biscuit brothers
The president of Japan and impact
Pumpkin potato fry
If this line was real, it would have been like this
I see
I wish they put a real hat on it
Chance Oshiro
Why did he do it until "hakete"?
It was funny
It was 30 seconds and he did it
He did it
He's like that
He missed his chance
He got bitten and blood came out
He didn't have to do it until "hakete"
"Hakete" is a camera angle
The finalist of the final block E block is the president of Japan
It's interesting
These five teams won the final of the 31st Grand Prix
Who will be the second champion?
The finalists have been decided
They have been decided
How about you?
Is it possible to have two championships in a row?
It's possible
I don't have anything
You don't have anything?
I don't have "nagano" in "exhibition"
I'm curious about it
You don't have "nagano"
You don't have it?
I just want to know the title
This program has been brought to you by the following sponsors.
This is my father.
I don't like the way you use the drink bar.
Um...
I'm sorry.
The final match.
The final match is...
Gotama!
Oh, a punching machine!
That brings back memories!
Let's try it out!
Ready, fight!
What? What? What?
Are you going to punch me in the flesh?
Are you really going to punch me in the flesh with this punching machine?
I can't punch you! I'm so weak!
Please! Please! You can do it!
No! No! No! No!
That's a very long stroke!
I'm sorry. Please do it now!
Please call me when you have your sixth child.
It's harder to punch you now!
The next match is...
70,000 copies.
This world again?!
What?! Who are you?!
I'm from Parallel World.
I'm Sasaki Kuranosuke.
Sasaki Kuranosuke from World War IV?!
That's right! If only I hadn't brought back that hotel's comb back then!
This wouldn't have happened!
Is that all?!
Wait, wh-what is that?!
That's Parallel World's Mos Burger!
Mos Burger?!
Next up in the third group of the final round...
Gerardin!
[Laughter]
Thriller tongue.
Next up in the fourth group of the final round...
Suspenders!
[Sigh]
Ever since I became a sheep queen...
Pandas haven't been doing well!
This is bad!
It'd be bad if they found out!
Oh, it's a panda!
Huh?
Panda's not doing well!
Shut up, kid!
He's here!
Panda's not doing well!
[Laughter]
And in the fifth group of the final round...
President of Japan!
Hey, I found cigarettes in your room.
What's going on?
That's none of your business!
Cut it out!
[Laughter]
That's hilarious.
[Applause]
And now...
It's over
You chose 5 teams in such a short period of time
It's our responsibility
It's a final so we'll choose the winner
Please write your names
It's hard
Matsumoto san, have you decided?
Yes, I have
If it takes a little more time, can I watch the Nagano episode one more time?
It's the same one, isn't it?
Well, everyone, it seems like it's over, so let's move on.
Who will be the second winner?
Let's look at the clip. One, two, and!
President of Japan, Nanamogari. President of Japan, Gerardon.
Gerardon!
It's broken!
Since Gerardon and President of Japan have been broken, Kawashima-san will be the one to ride either of the two.
Wow, I didn't know it would come to this.
It's so sad.
This is the last time it will happen.
People have quite different opinions, don't they?
It's completely different.
This vote.
It's been two years in a row
I don't know if it will be two years in a row
It's about time
I don't know how old I'll be
I'll quit if it doesn't work out
Gerardo, the president of Japan
Kawashima san, please
Gerardo!
The winner of the second round is Gerardo!
Bagari san, how do you feel?
It was intense
It was like you were getting hot before you knew it
But in the end, it was either or
It was either or
Can I switch to the president of Japan?
Gerardo might kill me.
I don't know what to say.
I want to choose a hidden champion.
Like "hottokenai" show?
How many "hottokenai" people are there?
Like "suteteko"
But if I write "suteteko", my title will be scratched.
Good morning.
Huh?
Good morning.
Oh no!
What's wrong?
Oh! Wait a minute!
Oh no!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Oh no!
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
Wait a minute! This is...
What?
You're kidding me, right?
It's here!
Wow!
Huh?
That's it!
Um...
31...
Oh, no.
31...
31 Grand Prix!
Congratulations on winning.
I did it!
Really?!
Wow!
Wow, so last time, Matsumoto-san said...
I've never seen this story before.
He said it's a long-term grasp.
Yeah, he said it's a grasp.
And the second one...
So, if it's a similar story...
Yeah.
I don't think Matsumoto-san knows EVIL.
Are you watching, Umino?!
I did it, Umino!
I won!
The two of us won!
Umino!
Hurry up and come back!
I won, Umino!
I'll do it a third time.
A third...
Umino, you'll come back, right?
I hope you'll come back.
Even if it's just the two of us, we know we can win.
Even if you come back, you can still win.
Maybe it's better if it's just you two.
I see.
Next week, when Dian tries to make Tsuda say "goi goi suu", unexpectedly, he doesn't say it.
A challenge plan to set up various "sasoi goi goi suu" and aim for 100 "goi goi suu" in one week.
Let's go!
Say it!
And a horror prank in which a partner who went to pick up Apo at Machibura location doesn't come back, whether you wait or not.
Is that Chinese restaurant a counterfeit shop?
Tonight's broadcast is on TVER.
Past broadcast sessions are on Parabi.