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Thank you all for coming today.
Our first presenter is this person.
Is he here?
Yes, it's Hitomi.
It's been a while since I lost in M-1.
You don't know yet, do you?
You're aiming for first place.
You might have been a champion back in the day.
This is sudden, but...
You guys are legendary.
You don't go on set.
I think you did in the past.
You don't go on set.
No, we don't.
What is the most important thing for you guys to do on set?
We have to speak louder than we do in the studio.
People will come up to you.
You have to respond.
You have to give a big reaction when you eat something.
You're wrong.
The most important thing for us is the camera.
The camera?
That's what everyone says on TV.
That's obvious.
I'm sure of it.
So we have a theory about cameras.
You might go on set without being pointed out by the guests even if you can't see the cameras anywhere.
Cameras...
What are we going to watch now?
There's a video from far away.
We're not going to listen to it, are we?
I'm surprised.
Are we only going to listen to the voices?
I said, "Who is the man?"
It's a TV hero.
But don't tell me that.
It cannot, it cannot.
Wednesday's "Downtown".
So for this episode, in the three situations you've seen so far, we'll rent out each location and go sightseeing without a camera.
First, the person who will be leading us in the amusement park location is...
"Please take care of us." "Yes, please."
These two people.
Furthermore, this fake show is about celebrities who want to become friends who join in the middle of the location and deepen their interactions.
"That sounds fun." "Friendship."
In other words, even without a camera, if these two people are filming normally, they shouldn't be able to point out the target they've joined in.
"Filming without a camera..." "Yes, yes."
"So you don't have a camera?" "Don't you notice it?"
"I feel like I can do it." "No, you can't do it."
"You say it." "What are you doing?" "You say it." "No, I don't say it." "What are you doing?" "Actually, I say it too." "Right?"
So let's change into a camera-free personality.
"No, no, no, that's weird." "This is going to be exposed." "Wait a second." "What are you doing?" "This is a camera."
This person is coming.
Yes, when filming normally... "It's always like this."
...the camera is in front of you like this.
But this time... "Mysterious man."
...the mysterious man is in front of you like this.
"Shouldn't you talk to the mysterious man?" "Will you look at me?"
So from now on, we'll use hidden cameras like audio equipment to film everything.
When we say "Please look at us," you say "Please look at us."
"Oh, my gosh, I'm going to walk this way." "Wait a minute, I'm a little angry about that move."
"You're an angry person, aren't you?" "You're right." "Wait a minute, you say it."
"You say it." "I think he's the camera himself."
Your madness starts.
Five seconds. Four, three, two...
No way.
Okay, it's started.
There's someone you want to be friends with.
Wait a minute.
Your eyes meet.
You'll laugh.
Wait a minute.
No, don't laugh.
Jinnai-san.
Your eyes don't meet.
With this man.
I can't concentrate.
Wait a minute.
Look at my face.
Look only at me.
And after the opening shooting,
the camera man moved from the chase turtle to the catch turtle.
You really know how to move the camera, don't you?
When you go in, there will be a guest.
Please switch.
Okay.
He went in.
And so...
Let's have one of the celebrities appear.
It's this person. Please.
What's going to happen?
The two of you who want to be friends with are from Hoteison, Tokyo.
Please.
The first target is Hoteison, Tokyo, which doesn't seem to have any experience of shooting.
Hoteison, Tokyo.
Please.
Mayweather's hand.
This was Mayweather's hand when he was opening.
Where is he looking at?
Mayweather is looking at the camera, isn't he?
By the way, this time, Shogo hasn't figured out the plan yet.
Only Takeru is the target.
What do you think, Cherry-chan? What's your image of Takeru?
I mean, I've never been asked by a celebrity to be my friend.
That's great.
I'm really happy about it.
There's no camera.
However, they haven't realized that there's no camera on the set.
And so, they continue to look around the park.
Yomayama Park's...
Wow, it's so beautiful!
Which one?
It's so beautiful!
It's the best!
He's looking at it.
Wow, it's so beautiful!
He's looking at it.
Which one?
It's so beautiful!
It's like you're a cameraman.
With the movement of the cameraman without a camera,
the staff is also trying to avoid being cut off.
First of all, I'd like to go to Merry-go-round.
I get nervous when I go there all of a sudden.
That's true.
Then, let's cheer up.
Takeru, please cheer up.
Let's see how we can be friends.
Absolutely!
Huh? Who are you talking about?
I'll show you how close we are!
I see where you're going with that.
For a moment, Soburi was looking for his camera...
He's looking for it.
Absolutely!
And then, he made a one-shot comment.
It's not working at all.
Why is that?
Why is that working?
Where did he go and who did he look for?
Who did he look for?
He was lost for a moment, wasn't he?
Yes, he was lost for a moment.
He was lost for a moment.
I don't know where he went, but I think he did it in front of him.
And...
That's good!
Why don't you shake hands with him?
Where is he shaking hands?
I know, right?
He usually shakes hands with the camera.
Who is he shaking hands with?
Where is he shaking hands with?
He's looking for it.
He's looking for it, isn't he?
But he doesn't know who he is, does he?
He doesn't know who he is, does he?
So, Tsutsumute tries to shoot it boldly.
Come on!
He's shooting it.
He's a good guy!
He focuses on the game and doesn't notice the scary man shaking his head.
However...
It's two against one, isn't it?
Tsutsumute's movement is strange.
What's wrong with you?
I think you're strange.
You notice, don't you?
I think you're strange.
Finally, Takeru noticed this abnormal situation.
I was surprised.
You're young.
You look young, too.
I'm sorry.
What are you talking about?
You look troubled.
You're happy, aren't you?
I'm so happy!
However, the other members are shooting normally.
They're suspicious, but they don't point out anything.
It's a scary world.
Where should we go next?
Let's walk straight.
At the last spot, they decided to go all out.
How about you two go on an exciting ride?
I want to ride a roller coaster!
Look at this!
It's a cable coaster!
It's scary!
Even one camera is weird!
It's true that it's a rocket of this size.
So...
A camera man with bare hands appears in front of them.
And...
I'm sorry, it's really too late for you.
Scary! Scary! Scary!
It's scary!
But why is this the latest camera?
Do you think so?
I see!
Right?
Wow! It's scary!
Is this the era of cameras?
I see!
It's scary!
This person is really crazy!
As expected of the situation...
Here, finally...
Wow! It's coming! It's scary!
Wow! Wait a minute!
It's really scary!
Wow! Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
Who are you? Seriously!
That's right.
Wow! It's scary!
That's right, that's right.
We'll leave it to the audience.
Did you feel anything weird about today?
That person was staring at me a lot.
Oh, really?
Even when we were playing basketball, he was staring at me.
I thought it was gross.
Who did you think it was?
Eh?
He's surrounded by a lot of people.
I thought it was a sponsor's son.
I thought it was a great person.
Was there a camera?
Oh, there is no camera.
Did you notice it?
I noticed it.
Let me explain this project.
You overdid it.
No, I'm sorry.
I didn't overdo it.
Rather than saying "There is no camera",
I thought "There is a strange person".
That's right.
Certainly, with so many staff members,
honestly, it feels like someone is turning the camera.
That's right. GoPro has developed.
I thought "Is there something like a contact camera?"
That's right.
So,
the next target is
"eating report and verification".
These people came this time.
Please come in.
Hello.
Thank you very much.
They have little experience of variety shooting.
They are
AKB48.
You don't notice it, do you?
As expected, they didn't notice it in the opening.
He is a 3rd year junior high school student.
He is 15 years old.
Nice to meet you.
From now on,
we will add one more person.
We will start "eating report" in the second camera position.
Second camera...
Before that...
Can you take a white picture for a while?
I'm sorry.
Taking a white picture is
this kind of work
that adjusts the color of the video.
Of course,
in this shooting...
It's my first time.
Oh, really?
You will be found out.
It's strange.
Don't make fun of me.
However,
they are beginners of "eating report".
So,
in "eating report" time,
they will eat boldly.
Let's eat.
I will eat boldly.
You are conscious of the camera, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
What is it?
It looks like a Spiderman.
It's scary.
It's really elastic and delicious.
Next...
I will eat it.
It's amazing.
This mochi is really cute.
It's scary.
It's heavier than udon noodles.
It's because there is a dog.
You are eating it.
Is it because of the food?
Or is it because of the dog's stubbornness?
This is also...
It's common.
It's elastic.
I will eat it.
I will eat it first.
I hope I can get some cooking water and sugar.
So...
In the corner of the room...
They took a crazy insert shot.
Let's do it one more time.
It will be exposed.
He only looked at the udon noodles.
(Laughing)
Thank you.
Let's raise our legs.
Three, two, one.
(Laughing)
Can we do it one more time?
The two people who are eating udon noodles...
And...
Well, you know...
I don't know. I don't know.
Where did you say you were going?
I'm curious.
The light...
It's getting closer and closer...
It's funny.
I don't know.
What's that?
Are you filming with that?
I wonder what it is.
I'm going to eat it all.
It's delicious.
It's really good.
It's like a family.
Yes, it is.
So, the last one is...
Filming with a railway bus.
And...
The person who set up the bus is...
Is it convincing?
And...
The target is...
It's a real journey.
Hello.
Tom Brown.
Michio.
They get on the bus right away.
And...
Well...
But...
Why do you get on the bus?
Unlike the previous two teams...
They check the camera position right away.
They're entertainers.
I see.
But...
They didn't point it out.
Because they're new to each other.
I see.
It's not good to run.
But...
He's coming out of the camera.
It's close.
It's closer than Michio's car.
I like this car better.
I like this scenery better.
I like this autumn better.
It's good, isn't it?
He noticed the presence of the old man who responded to the comment.
He found a way to get upset.
I'm scared.
Is there a mountain road?
And...
30 minutes after the shoot began...
The bicycle shop is amazing.
You can see it in the back.
The bicycle shop is amazing.
It's fashionable.
My head hurts.
What's wrong with you?
Something strange is happening in Canada.
Michio.
Are you suffering?
Are you okay?
Can you put it back?
Yes, please.
But...
Even after that, the time of madness continues.
What's wrong?
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
Here's a spoiler.
What's wrong, Michio?
Thank you for your hard work.
There's a camera here, right?
Didn't you feel anything weird about today's shooting?
Oh, no.
I didn't have a camera all this time.
And...
I was so scared that my head hurt once.
That scared you?
I was scared, I was scared.
You two were talking normally, so I got really scared.
I thought you were crazy people.
And...
What's going on?
Wednesday was a down day.
But I'm glad! I was so scared!
That's right.
I'm glad!
You got scared.
I thought it would be a scary show.
A scary show.
I thought I would have a camera in my eye or something.
That's what you thought.
They feel fear, but can't point it out.
I see.
It was fun.
How was it, everyone?
It's not good.
Even Michio's condition is not good.
His head hurts.
It's not good.
It was fun, though.
The impact of an old man wins over the camera.
Because you can't tell what position he's in.
That's right, that's right.
If you were Hamada-san, you would say, "You're getting closer to an old man."
What are you talking about?
It's definitely coming out.
But the video would be blurry, right?
Because you said "old man."
That old man can't see me.
Why do you believe me?
That's right, that's right.
This is the presenter for Wednesday.
Please come in!
Okay, we've decided on the ranking!
Thank you!
Now, everyone, this is sudden, but do you know the song "Mom's Song"?
Mom cooked dinner, didn't she?
Yes, it's a song called "Tebukuro Anyanga".
This song "Mom's Song", well, in the police drama "Troshirabe Shin" and such,
well, like, the criminal's crying and stuff...
Right!
Well, like, inserting it...
Right!
It's old, isn't it?
There's that old-fashioned way of writing it up, right?
Yes, yes.
So, we've brought a song using "Mom's Song", and it's this one!
No matter how good you are at crying and stuff,
in the end, it's "Mom's Song" that makes you cry!
Especially, you know, "sessei" and "andadayo", right?
I think "andadayo" and "nandayo" would work, right?
"Nanibendayo", right?
"Andadayo" is...
It sounds like Shimura-san, doesn't it?
This program was brought to you by these sponsors.
No matter how good you are at crying and stuff,
in the end, it's "Mom's Song" that makes you cry!
Mom's Song
Even young people know this song.
Ah, I wonder...
I wonder what it's like.
As a song that reminds you of your mother in the countryside or that scene,
"Mom's Song" became a huge hit in the 1930s.
1930s?
"Andadayo", that's for sure.
This time, a senior entertainer will create a background with a talk that will make you cry,
and challenge a junior singer who is singing "Mom's Song".
So, the first challenger is...
Good morning.
Kukki, a wild bomb.
And the junior singer who will be the target is...
I'm going out.
You're going out?
Yes.
Where are you going?
I'm going home.
Are you going home?
I'm going home soon.
But you're going home soon.
Dad and Mom are worried about you.
You're not playing with your parents, are you?
I'm not playing with my parents.
You're lying.
But you can show me your face.
If you show me your face, I'll be happy.
They're talking about their parents in a natural flow.
Dad and Mom are in the room.
Here is your steak.
Eat steak.
I love steak.
I was poor when I was young.
I always ate steak.
It's good for you.
When I was in junior high school, my mom started a part-time job.
She dug a hole in an apartment building in Shiga.
She was like a worker to check if the ground was hard.
She dug a hole in the ground and dug a hole in it.
Does that make sense?
When the time comes, she reports it.
When the ground changes, she reports it.
When I was in junior high school, my mom dug a hole in the ground.
She hated it.
She said, "Kuu-chan, welcome home."
She was so mean.
I told my mom.
Don't do that. It's embarrassing.
I looked lonely and said, "I'm sorry."
Don't do that.
I'm sorry.
I don't know if I feel sorry or not.
But I joined the newspaper for the first time.
That's right.
That's a good story.
I don't remember my parents when I was healthy.
I don't know if I'm weak or not.
But I remember my parents a lot.
I don't know if I'm weak or not.
But I don't know if I'm weak or not.
I don't know.
That's right.
But I think I haven't been sick for 20 years.
I'm 80 years old.
I haven't been sick for 10 or 5 years.
I haven't been sick for 10 years.
What have you been doing for the past 45 years?
I haven't been doing anything.
- You haven't been able to buy a new clothes? - No, I haven't.
I haven't done anything.
I haven't even been able to buy a house.
- I'm in Tokyo and I haven't been able to buy anything. - Yeah, you're right.
With a crying mood,
- finally, his mother... - Is it possible?
Don't go see your mother.
She's close and you should go see her.
- She's important. - It's hard to find the right timing.
His mother...
She's smiling.
- She's smiling. - She's smiling.
- Huh? - Huh?
- Unexpectedly...
She's pretty good, isn't she?
What kind of atmosphere is this?
Who is she?
I feel like I'm a columnist now.
It's noisy in the room.
- It's a little noisy. - It's noisy, but...
- I'm feeling relieved. - It's a little noisy, but...
- No. 2? - She said "No. 2."
- She said "No. 2."
She suddenly said "No. 2" without getting used to it.
You can do it.
I miss my hometown.
At least let me listen to the radio.
You're laughing.
You're funny, Ku-chan.
At least let me listen to the radio.
These lyrics are in the jar.
Here's a joke.
You're funny.
Cry.
I won't cry, master. I won't cry at all.
Because you're laughing.
I'm not laughing.
Are you going to look up your past?
No, I'm not.
Are you lying?
No, I'm not.
So, the next challengers are...
Mattello, Antonini...
And their targets are...
Rainbow, Jumbo and Takao.
I'm about to cry.
So, when they're done with the base, they'll sing their mother's song.
You're right.
Are we going now?
I don't think this song has any meaning.
Antonini is...
I'm getting carried away.
You're bad.
- I hope she listens to me. - I hope so, too.
- She's not used to it yet. - She's great.
- She accepted the song, but didn't cry.
- So... - So...
In the second week...
- Suddenly... - Huh?
- She's in love with me. - No way!
- What? - What are you doing?
- How do you feel? - I'm confused.
- You're a pervert. - I don't like you.
- But she didn't cry. - She's a pervert.
So, the last challenger is...
Kondo Haruna of Paris Saint-Bon.
And...
- The target is Spike Ogawa Haruna. - Oh, no.
- What will happen? - If you think about it...
You know you don't have to do it, right?
But she's really straightforward and pure. She's a really good girl.
- I think she'll cry. If she's a mother. - That's true.
- So she hasn't been home at all? - She hasn't been home at all.
Since COVID-19.
For about two years.
Here, too, naturally bringing into the parent's conversation...
As a mother, I can relate to that kind of change.
Like, you know, going to the doubles finals...
When we went to the finals in our small race...
I was really anxious and nervous.
At times like that...
I don't really know about work or anything like that...
So I don't say anything...
But I think she felt my anxiety and nervousness...
She made me a charm...
And gave it to me...
- She's so kind... - Yeah...
Please...
- Mother's... - No, it's "Q"!
The timing... The timing...
- "Q"... Look! - "Q" is the worst.
Why don't you try this?
- Can you do it? - Wow!
- Look! - Wow!
- She can do it, unexpectedly! - She's gotten the best pattern!
Let's go.
- What an amazing girl! - Yeah!
Cut!
You shouldn't laugh at your senior.
You are a silly kid.
That's what you call a story.
Wow.
Enano.
She's crying.
She's really crying.
Wow, congratulations.
What is this?
No matter how good you are at crying talk,
it's hard to make you cry with your mother's song in the end.
Confused theory.
Even so, she cried a lot.
It's a really good story.
She understood me.
I felt like that when I was in high school.
And she made me a charm.
A charm is a lie.
So,
it wasn't a confused theory,
it was more like an impossible theory,
but it happened.
That's right.
That's amazing.
It was a real success.
That's amazing.
But now,
when you can't make her cry,
why does she ask you to carry her?
You two.
It's hard for you two to carry her.
When Cookie's mother was 80 years old and Cookie had about 20 years left,
when Cookie's mother said "Carry her for 5 or 10 years,"
Cookie's mother shortened her life.
Everyone was worried about that.
I don't know if it was the opposite.
Carry her for 5 or 10 years.
No, you can carry her for 20 years.
That's right.
I know it was like that, but Cookie herself said "carry her for 20 years."
No, carry her for 5 or 10 years.
It's not something an outsider can say.
The next presenter is this person.
Please come in!
She's here.
Kirin Power Shibane!
Nice to meet you.
Thank you for taking care of Rabbit.
Thank you.
Now that I think about it,
wasn't she crazy during the morning broadcast?
She did that a lot.
I was surprised at first.
I was surprised.
I was really worried.
I thought she was taking medicine properly.
I'm worried, but I can't guarantee she's not.
Isn't that good?
She's not doing it.
This time, it's special.
It's suitable for a special.
I brought the third episode of a certain project.
It's called "True Prank."
This time, too,
something will become true.
That's the theory I brought.
Here it is.
Since I'm the MC of an obi program,
even if the offer I gladly accepted
was a program introducing kimonos and obis,
it's hard for me to say I'll quit.
Just say it.
You don't have to do that.
You have to verify it.
I usually host an obi program,
but from Monday to Friday,
I host a program called "Beltone Tosu."
If you look at the cover,
it says "Kimono's Obi Special Edition."
It's tough.
What do you think, Yahagi-san?
If you find out about this,
you'll ask, "Is it okay for me?"
I don't know much about it!
What if it was an obi?
But!
Everyone, this is where it gets important.
Since this is a prank,
I'll record this obi program and really host it.
I'll get a TBS frame and actually host this obi program as a special edition.
You'll do it separately?
Not just for this program.
Is it the same as before?
You'll do it in a forward-looking manner...
That's right!
...and you'll decide?
If you doubt it in the middle or say, "What is this?"
If it's too useful, you'll be disqualified.
Who would watch a program like this?!
The quality of Kimono's Obi program doesn't matter.
No, no. Please do it properly.
The quality of the obi program doesn't matter.
Even if you just make it real, you can't even make up for it!
There are people who watch that program!
I don't know about that program.
I want you to make it funny!
Of course, I think you're doing your best to become the target.
I want you to do something like obi patching!
Obi program's emcee.
Because of this, he gladly accepted an offer.
Even if it's a program that introduces kimono obi,
Then I'll stop.
It's hard to say, but we'll verify it.
This time, the target of obi program "Hontodokkiri" is...
These three groups.
And until the end,
In one group that showed a positive attitude to work on the program,
First of all, without doubt, for the first time in history,
A variety show specializing only in obi,
Obi Life's emcee's seat is presented.
So, early November,
First of all, the manager reported that an offer from an obi program emcee came.
The first group is...
Last year, she became an M-1 champion.
This year, she was the one who led the variety show.
"Magical Lovely".
And one more thing...
It's PBS, but...
It's late at night, but...
An obi program emcee's consultation has come.
Obi...
It's not over yet?
No, I haven't gotten down to the details yet.
I feel like we'll have a meeting next week or the week after.
The manager doesn't know the details, either.
"Be careful every day"?
That's right.
I don't know what kind of form it is yet.
"Be careful"?
I'm sick of it.
At midnight, I heard about the MC of an obi program on TVS.
Obi? Really?
Yes.
That's amazing.
At midnight.
On TVS?
On TVS.
Wow.
It's like 'Wonder Woman'.
That's right.
For now, we'll have a meeting next week.
We'll have a meeting with the staff and producers.
Wow, it's on TVS.
At midnight, I heard about the MC of an obi program on TVS.
What?
Obi?
Obi.
I'm sick of it.
We'll have a meeting about the details next time.
Just the two of you?
Yes, just the two of us.
What?
Bukuro.
What?
You're worried, aren't you?
Does that mean we can do 'bukuro' too?
Yes.
That's amazing.
Bukuro, too?
Yes.
That's what I'm worried about.
Obi.
It's just like that set.
It's amazing. It looks like fun.
I'm getting a little excited.
I'm getting more and more ideas.
It's a problem for Mr. Munakano.
This looks like a bad idea.
You're really passionate about it.
He's really excited about it.
He's excited.
He's energetic.
"Magical Lovely" where dreams for late-night Obi- Magical Lovely where dreams for the show grow
Meanwhile, goodbye to the two of them.
I'm cutting you off.
What do you mean?
No, I'm scanning you.
What does that have to do with anything?
No, I'm scanning you now.
It's over.
No, it's not like that.
I don't know either.
You don't know?
I don't know.
You don't know?
I don't know that.
It's common sense.
No, I'm Obi.
No, it's not like that.
Don't say that to the staff.
Well, at the meeting...
Well, um...
I don't know.
I think you should have said that.
Huh?
So I said it.
That's what I'm trying to say.
You're lying.
No, you're lying.
That's not it.
It's not like that, but...
I don't know that, either.
I don't know what you're up to.
You should have said that.
You said you didn't know what we were up to.
No, I said I'd do it.
That's not it.
Obi, it's irrelevant.
Goodbye.
It's decided.
Obi, you guys decided it.
I said "It's decided." Then I said "I can't do it."
I felt like I couldn't do it later.
What do you mean you couldn't do it later?
I was excited.
They talked about a cunning strategy so as not to miss the MC job.
The East of Mori.
After the meeting, I went out of the room and danced a little.
No, no, no, you said it.
That's strong as a social person.
If you go back to the room again, it may be dangerous.
Even if you go to Helvetaboule as it is, it's over.
In this way, all three teams have high expectations for their first MC job.
The day is over.
About a week after the manager's report...
With the mission of meeting with the staff, they called out the three teams.
They will finally announce that it is an obi program for kimonos.
It's bad.
This time at night...
We have a lot of power.
By all means, we would like to make a good program with the help of New York.
Thank you very much.
Then I will talk about the content immediately.
Can I pick up the first one?
Yes.
This program is called "Obi life" and it is an hour- long program from 24 to 26 minutes a week.
It's only one day.
That's right.
Is it short hair?
It's not short hair.
I see.
It's a special edition.
It wasn't an obi, was it?
It's not an obi.
It's confirmed.
It's a special edition of "Obi life".
It's scheduled for Wednesday, December 22nd.
Obi life
What is it?
I see.
I'm sorry.
"Obi life" is an obi program, isn't it?
It's an obi program.
You laughed.
You have no choice but to laugh.
It's not an obi program.
You misunderstood it.
Can I talk about it?
Yes.
It's not an obi program.
I see.
It's a special edition of "Obi life", isn't it?
It's a special edition of "Obi life".
It's not an obi program.
He said "obi program" by mistake.
Can I talk about it?
You have a special feeling about it, don't you?
I will say it.
It's an obi program.
You can't talk about it on the radio.
I'm sorry.
"Obi life" is broadcasted from midnight at 26 minutes.
"Obi life" is broadcasted on TVS.
Is it broadcasted here?
It's broadcasted for one hour after today.
One hour?
Who is hosting "Obi life"?
Until now, this program was sponsored by these sponsors.
From now on, this program will be sponsored by these sponsors.
Could you give me the first project proposal?
The name of this program is "Obi life".
By digging up obi, we will discover our Japanese identity.
This is a program about obi in the middle of the night.
It looks like you.
Is it a program about obi?
No, it's not.
It's about obi in the middle of the night.
I only watch it once.
Who is the host?
I'm the special host.
I thought about it and it's not that important.
There is a program about obi called "Obi life" on TV.
I think I'm getting better at it.
I'll make obi grow faster.
Magical Lovely was depressed because of high expectations.
And goodbye to these two.
Is he okay?
How is your strategy?
Is it a fake?
No, it's not.
I'm just looking at the proposal.
It's not a fake.
The name of the program is "Obi life".
I'm getting dizzy.
What is it?
I see.
What is it?
He is turning his obi around.
I don't think so.
It looks like he was forced to do it.
It's a program about obi.
I'm sure of it.
Thank you.
Thank you, but...
What is it?
Are you okay?
I'm sure of it.
He seems to have a lot of things to say.
I'm thinking of three things as a project.
It's a sub-program, but I'd like you to film it.
Mr. Momiji Yamamura.
Obi life.
Is this a program?
You only have one hour left for "news 2.3".
And once the staff leaves the room...
This is a serious show.
It's a serious one-shot show.
I'm looking forward to it.
Does she think there is no nice obi-life?
Morita seems to be suspicious of something.
And...
- Huh? - He's looking for it.
- Camera! - Don't do it.
- It's here.
He looked around and started looking for the hidden camera.
It's weird, isn't it?
- You'll be disqualified. - You have to wear a belt.
A belt is a must, right?
- A belt is weird, isn't it? - A belt is weird, isn't it?
He wants it.
As for the other two teams...
To find out what's really going on, we asked the staff to analyze it.
I'm sorry, but I'm not in charge of this show.
- Are you the manager? - No, I guess I'm just listening.
I'm really sorry.
We don't need to do this at all.
We don't need to spread our wings.
I'm happy that we're finally doing something that has nothing to do with us.
At this point, we might be able to say something.
I think it's fine.
Who would say something like this is funny?
I think it's fine.
- That's terrible. - I think it's fine.
- Then you should do it. - Then you should do it.
Who would say something like this is funny?
I'm sorry, I misunderstood you.
Let's talk somewhere.
I thought it was a funny show, but it was a funny show.
We haven't decided on a schedule yet.
No, I don't think we can decide on a schedule at all.
On the contrary, it's funny.
- It's positive. - It's amazing.
It's funny for an hour on the ground.
The two teams showed positive attitudes towards the show.
One week later...
The three teams met to confirm the show's content.
From now on, in order to make the most of the last "truth",
they decided to put in a trick like a lie.
First of all...
Excuse me for being late.
Thank you for coming.
You did it on purpose, didn't you?
It's weird.
Thank you for coming.
You look cool.
You look like you're about to start.
You're going to start with your shape.
No, no.
You look cool.
Of course, you two are also MCs.
You two are also playing the bass.
Oh, really? I'm happy.
Next...
He's been suspicious of the show since last meeting.
Good morning, everyone.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
- I'm Nishida. - I'm Morita.
- I don't like this. - I'm Nishida.
- I'm Nishida.
- I'm Morita. - I'm Morita.
It seems that the conclusion has changed.
- He doesn't look good. - He doesn't look good.
And these two are from New York.
- Excuse me. - Excuse me.
- Sorry for being late. - Thank you.
- Thank you.
- Thank you for coming.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
Thank you.
- Okay. - Okay.
Okay.
- Can you let me talk? - Yes.
- Okay. - Thank you.
It's always expensive.
For some reason, there is no reaction from the couple in front of them.
Then, to have a meeting, matcha and tea sweets are served.
It's their trick.
- I'd like to move on to the main topic. - Okay.
First of all, can you make a joke about obi?
- A joke about obi? - A joke about obi?
- Can you make a joke about obi? - A joke about obi?
A joke about obi...
Well...
- Can you make a joke about obi? - Okay.
- Well... - Okay.
- I'll do my best. - Okay.
- Can you put it in several places? - A joke about obi?
- A joke about obi?
- Do you have one now? - Now?
- I think it's been a while. - I think it's been a while.
- Are you scared of obi? - He looks a little upset.
- He has a bad eye. - I know.
Oh, obi, you must defeat me.
Oh, obi, you are obi-orogon.
- You're good at this. - I know.
- I'm doing my best. - He's pretty good at this.
- He's pretty good at this.
And...
- It's different from obi-kyaku. - Okay.
- You pull your obi like this. - Like "Jidai - geki"?
And you do "are" like "de" and then you go into "zui".
- Can you do it for me? - "Zui" and "are" are different.
- I'm embarrassed. - "Zui" and "are" are different.
"VTR", "are"
- It's "gyaku". "Obi" is "gyaku". - It doesn't matter.
- "VTR" is "zui". - It doesn't matter.
- "Zui", "TR" is "zui".
- Oh, I see. - This way.
- Oh, I see. - "Are" to "hare".
- That's interesting.
- "Are" to "hare". - He's good at this.
- "Are" to "hare". - But that's already "obi - gyaku".
- Oh, it's "obi-gyaku". - That's already "obi - gyaku".
- "Are" to "hare". - That's already "obi-gyaku".
- "Magical Lovely" is already very good at "obi - gyaku". - That's already "obi-gyaku".
- What is "obi-gyaku" anyway? - And next...
- Thank you for writing many questions for us.
- I hope we can reflect the content of the questionnaire to this show.
- It's hard to talk about "obi". - That's true.
- "When I was in a good mood with a girl in a kimono,"
- "I couldn't figure out how to solve it."
- You squeezed it out.
- A girl in a kimono and a yukata picked up me.
- Thank you for writing many questions for us.
- It was "karate", so... - Oh, I see.
- I did it.
- Surprisingly, he filled this mysterious questionnaire with questions about "kigashibukuro".
- Morita-san, you like questionnaires too much.
- Oh, no, no, I'm sorry.
- That's not good for me.
- This is terrible.
- I'm sorry.
- Can "obi" life exist in a wonderful way?
- Morita is full of regrets.
- I want to try "obi" there.
- "Tatsumura Kintai". - "Tatsumura Kintai".
- Did you know about it? - I want to try "yama" someday.
- Is it really there? - I wonder if it's written there.
- It's hard. I wonder if it's there if I don't write about it. Is there a script?
- Even if you search on the internet, you can't find it. - Isn't it good?
- By the way, do you wear belts now? - I wear belts now.
- For now, the belts are like a competition. - Why are "obi" and belts a competition?
- Well, it's "mack". - So you don't wear belts on the day of recording?
- The belts are different. - The belts and sandals are different.
- Don't you wear belts on a daily basis? - I don't think we do much.
- I think "obi" fans will be happy about it. - "obi" fans and "belts" fans.
- Don't you think "belts" fans are hostile? - It's perfect for "obi" MCs.
- If "obi" has an offer, I'd like you to take it. - It's not smart.
- I don't think "obi" has an offer. - You're not motivated.
- I'd like you to give me one step, so please. - Please.
And now for the final check.
According to "obi", "obi" will leave the meeting and find out what "obi" really wants.
- I'm a judge. - Meeting? Why are you dressed like this?
- I'm with "obi". - I see.
- He's watching. - Does he think it's a prank? - He's not using it.
- He starts looking for the camera again. - It's not good.
On the other hand, Magical Lovely's two...
- Hey, you poor thing. - What?
- You're doing it all of a sudden. It's the opposite. - No, I was mistaken for you.
- Don't laugh. - I'm not laughing.
- You're so... - I'm not.
- What? - You're a weirdo.
- I'm not.
You're weird, so I'm doing this because you told me to do "obi" pranks.
- The staff is angry. - Don't laugh.
- Is this also a prank? - This set, too.
- It's all over the place. - What?
- Was it good? - It was really good.
- He started looking for the camera again. - It's all over the place.
- On the other hand, New York... - What?
- How is it? - Is it okay?
- It's like this. - I really don't know.
- He's anxious, but he doesn't doubt anything. - I don't know.
The MC of "Nice to be obi life" was positive about the show.
- He was positive about it. - He decided to go to New York.
Here's the real news for the two people who looked for the camera.
I'm sure you think it's a lie.
I thought it was a lie.
I thought it was suspicious.
I thought it was a lie.
It was suspicious from the beginning.
From the beginning?
It's an obi program.
At that time, this didn't come.
I thought it was a lie.
The staff brought a sign.
The real news for the two people who were completely convinced of the prank.
We talked about having an MC for an obi program.
Actually...
What are you talking about?
Is there such a thing?
Yes, there is.
There's a nice obi life, isn't there?
Yes, there is.
Are you going to do it?
I'll do it.
I've been doing it for weeks now.
I don't know what it means.
It's confusing and I don't know which one it is yet.
It's not a prank, is it?
That's right.
It was a lie.
I thought it was a prank.
Maybe it's the other way around.
The two people who were completely convinced of the prank.
We just complained about the obi program and it was over.
You complained about it, didn't you?
I'm sure I complained about it.
Did you admit it?
I'm not an MC anymore.
What do you think of it?
I've been thinking about this program all the time.
I felt the weight of this program.
I felt the weight of this program and I feel like I've been released.
You feel refreshed, don't you?
Next, goodbye to the two of them.
Goodbye is blind.
Thank you for your hard work.
What is it?
How was it?
What do you mean "how was it"?
What is this?
I've been thinking it's very suspicious since last time.
You've been told about it?
Is it Naito?
The person in charge of O'Brien?
By the way, we talked about having an emcee for Obi's show, right?
Yes.
The person in charge of O'Brien.
It's a lie.
What?
It's a lie.
It's true.
It's true?
It's true.
Even if you say it's true?
"Lovely Obi-Life" will be aired for real.
Is it?
Are we doing it?
We are.
Just like the script.
Really?
It will be recorded.
Since last time, I've been suspecting that Morita- san was planning a prank.
That's right.
That weird meeting.
We will explain this project and the failure of it.
And...
You should do it, too!
No, no, no.
I have a good idea.
Do it!
I'll do it.
What about you?
You...
Which one?
I don't know.
I don't know anything.
It's not a prelude, is it?
Of course it's not.
You can do a show on the ground.
That's where I am.
Uttaka is weird.
He just became blind because he appeared on TV too much.
He just became like this.
"Getsukin" wasn't aired, either.
Then "Obi's show" came out.
I'll do my best.
But this show didn't air.
I'm sick of it.
You wanted to do it, didn't you?
I wanted to do it.
I thought I could do "Obi's show."
I looked up "Westerners."
There is no such area as Westerners in Kyoto.
That's what I learned.
That's positive.
So you aired it on "Suiyou."
Yes.
And then?
I'd like to do it, too.
But you can't do it.
If "Suiyou" doesn't air...
I don't like that show.
Yes.
I see.
So you're going to New York.
That's right.
"Obi's show" will be aired in New York.
Now I really want to see "Obi's life."
Me, too.
I want you to make it properly.
By the way, the recording is actually over.
Really?
You did it.
Amazing.
But we don't tell jokes in New York.
You don't know you're being tricked?
We don't know.
We just got you to record a strange show that introduces "Obi's kimono."
But you have to explain it somewhere in New York.
So we called you to this studio today.
What do you mean?
Oh, I see.
I see.
Yes, as you can see, I've brought him to TBS.
Well, that's what it is.
Yes, in fact, an hour before this recording,
I caught him in New York after work.
Oh, I'm scared, I'm really scared.
Why is this happening to me? Seriously.
What is this?
The show's name is "Fool", and the destination is TBS, but it's not known.
I brought him to the studio.
Yes.
So...
Why?
Please take off your blindfold.
Yes.
So, why?
Huh?
Thank you for your hard work.
Huh?
So, it's Wednesday's "Downtown".
Yes.
No, no, it doesn't make any sense.
Well, of course.
Of course.
We're living a normal life.
It's not like we're going to do something here.
Yes.
It's all over.
Have we already done something?
We've already done it.
We've done it.
Thank you for your hard work.
Do you have anything in mind?
A conversation?
Huh? What is it?
Oh, that...
We did a nine-hour shoot with "Rabbit" for now.
That was a prank.
Oh, right.
From the live broadcast to 11 p.m.
Please don't think of it as something weird.
Mr. Yashiki, did you have any work that changed recently?
Yes.
Right?
The answer is...
Oh!
Bank of Japan, right?
Yes, Mr. Yashiki.
On TVS...
Yes!
In the middle of the night.
It was recorded in the middle of the night.
What kind of show is it?
Oh, that one!
I forgot the name!
TVS!
I forgot the name!
There was a really weird one!
Who was it?!
That one!
Yes! Oh, I know!
Mr. Shima!
"Lovely Obi Life"!
Correct!
Wow, that's great!
That one!
Oh, that one! Wow, I know!
I thought I was going to die watching that recording!
I haven't seen it yet, so I don't know.
That one?
That was the whole Wednesday's "Downtown" project.
That was close!
So, this is the project they did this time.
"Obi Program's Real Prank"!
Oh, but... I see... Huh? Do you know?
I thought it was a prank from the beginning. That was crazy.
But the set was so luxurious!
That's right! There are so many people!
Call me often! "Obi Program's Real Prank"!
What does "Real Prank" mean?
"Real Prank" means... "Lovely Obi Life"...
We will really be hosting you!
What does that mean?
But it's true!
So, aside from New York, "Magical Lovely" and "Farewell Youth's Light"
also did the same prank.
Even though it was "kimono obi", "we will do it in the most positive way" was what they said in New York.
So, we got the MC of this show to record it in New York.
From now on, of course, we will be hosting you.
Where will you be hosting us?
An hour later?
Huh?!
Will you be hosting us on TV?
"News 2-3" at the end of this show...
"New York's Lovely Obi Life" at the end...
Will you really host us?
But it's true!
But wait! I know it's a prank!
But...
Maybe we don't have to do it.
What's more amazing is that this morning, the director of "Lateran" is not allowed to do it.
When this program was broadcasted, "Lateran" was mentioned in "Vegetal" as "the best show in New York".
So it's a complete mystery.
"The best show in New York"!
It was crazy.
What do you mean "crazy"?
It's too professional.
"The best show in New York"?
It's difficult to say "the best show in New York".
But it's not funny at all.
People who haven't seen "Lateran" and "The best show in New York" will find "the best show in New York" really funny.
No, no, no...
Maybe "the best show in New York" is just being humble.
We have prepared "the best show in New York" for you.
Do you want to watch it?
So far, we have presented "the best show in New York" with the sponsorship of you.
Once again, thank you for having me.
This is it! This is it!
I'm looking forward to working with you.
Good afternoon!
But first of all, for the show,
Enjani's staff and Waso's crowd gathered for a meeting.
I'd like you to make sure that all of the VTRs are correct.
I did it!
You did it, didn't you?
I'll make sure of it while I look at the touch screen later.
They're facing each other properly.
It's getting better, isn't it?
And just before the show, they went into the studio for rehearsal.
It's getting more exciting.
You're doing it right.
It's like a touch screen.
You're doing it really well.
Oh, you're right.
Oh, yes.
It's not a set for a documentary.
By the way, I'm sorry, but could you let me see the gag part of the opening through the camera?
Oh, now?
Yes.
Could you let me see it?
Do you go over there once when you do the gag?
Yes, that's right.
Is it okay for you to do it here?
It's okay for me to do it where it's easy for me to do it.
You should do it, you know.
I'm sorry for now.
You're trying to do a gag in front of the camera.
It doesn't make sense if you do it in front of the camera.
Oh, I see.
Do you move a lot?
I can't do it in front of the camera.
I'd rather do it in front of the camera.
I can't do it in front of the camera.
I don't move from this position, so I'll do it in front of the camera.
You're doing it without knowing it.
I'll do it with my own hands.
I'm sure you'll do it like that.
Oh, but I'm sorry if it slips.
You're doing it the other way around.
And finally, the recording of the first and last Obi program starts.
You're doing it very well.
I'll be the MC of such a prestigious program.
As the MC, I'm short for Obi and long for Tasukiri.
I'm from New York.
Nice to meet you.
You wrote it in the script, didn't you?
I did it as it is.
But it's not funny at all.
Well...
Wow, it's amazing.
That's right.
I'll do my best.
Of course.
I'll do my best.
I hope you'll be with me for a while.
I wrote it in the script.
The recording was going well.
As the first corner ended...
This was a long time.
Let's take a break for now.
You came here today to find out everything, didn't you?
No, I didn't.
I'm sure you did.
No, I didn't know anything about Obi at all.
That's scary.
I don't know what you can get in this world.
Are you serious?
I'm not saying this for you.
I'll lose money.
I came all the way here in the middle of the night.
If you don't say anything bad about me, you'll think I didn't say anything bad about you.
Paco-chan is very angry.
I'll lose money.
It's a complaint.
I'm sorry.
I'm scared.
That's what he thinks.
He has no sincerity.
I'm scared.
We'll resume the second half soon.
Excuse me.
Please.
Please try it.
Thank you.
Please.
Other people won't say you're such a great person.
They'll say you're something they hate.
Thank you.
We'll resume the second half soon.
With a mysterious incitement, he was completely defeated.
The second half of the recording begins.
How do you always choose your obi?
I've never chosen one.
You've never bought one?
No, I haven't.
This is hell.
And at 1.30 p.m.
It's 1.30 p.m.
I was surprised.
It may sound like a lie, but the recording of a serious obi show is over.
And then, they continued to shoot the broadcast comments.
This is crazy!
King's brunch, everyone!
Please take responsibility!
Look!
Look at this!
Broadcast, it can't be helped.
Okay, that's all.
That's all for the recording.
A serious obi show is over.
Thank you for your hard work.
Was it okay?
It was really fun.
I don't know what's going to happen.
That's right.
Let's do it again next time.
Next time?
I'm definitely going to watch this.
Okay!
Thank you for your hard work!
The staff didn't laugh at all.
Maybe it wasn't that funny.
No, no, no.
What did you do?
VTR...
I did the obi like this...
Isn't it the other way around?
It's the other way around.
It's not good.
It's the other way around.
The sponsor is watching.
It's the other way around.
VTR...
It's funny, though.
It's getting worse and worse.
It's getting more and more interesting.
I've done it about three times.
According to the staff, it was a little tangled up in the middle recording.
Don't say that.
It's not good if the obi is tangled up.
No, the staff was weird.
Even Matsumoto-san slipped now.
The obi is slippery.
If you hang it on the obi, it will slip.
It's easy for the obi to slip.
That's it for the wonderful obi life in New York.
It's an hour later after the end of downtown on Wednesday.
From midnight 0:26, you can watch it for an hour.
Please watch it.
I wanted to watch it for 30 minutes, but I don't want an hour.
It's really bad.
I don't like that atmosphere.
After this, me and New York will record the echo.
It's an obi life.
If you hang it up too much, it will be zero for an hour.
Do you watch it with Kawashima-san?
The three of us will watch it.
That may be the worst for us.
Tonight's broadcast is on TVER.
Past broadcasts are on Parabi.
After this, it's an obi life.
It's an obi.
Please watch it.