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It's a different show now
What are you tired of?
I don't know what's going on but
I was tired of watching Obon Obon san's show
He made me do 40 laps
It's only 2 laps
It was shocking
I'm excited now
It's a different show now
Let me introduce you
Please come in!
Welcome to Biking World
This is where Obon Obon comes out
No it doesn't
It doesn't come out
It's shaking
I didn't think it was shaking
Is that so?
Thank you for coming today
Thank you for having me
It's been a year and a half since we had the 3rd episode of that show
It's this
Panera's Theory Test Special
I'm sure you remember this
Yes, yes
We talk about it here and there
We talk about it in our heads
I don't think we use it that much
In the opening of this show, we ask you to verify this theory
But you don't know anything about it, do you?
Why not?
It's really strange for me
Sometimes it's better than the show itself
Sometimes I'm doing better than the show itself
It's been about a year and a half since the last episode
The theories announced in the opening talk of the show have been accumulated again
So tonight, we will introduce and verify "Panera's Theory"
"Panera's Theory" Verification Special
First, Yukiko Nonomura's theory.
I like movies.
After a movie is over, there is an ending scene where you feel like you don't like the movie.
There is an atmosphere like that.
But sometimes it's too long and it's English and you just look for Japanese names.
So, even if you like movies and are a talent, if the ending scene is as long as the main story, you should watch it.
I want to try it!
Next is Joy's theory.
There are people who support idols.
But otakus don't like idols connecting with men or getting to know each other.
They get angry.
But if you connect with that idol, it's a good thing.
But it's a bad thing.
But you get angry easily.
For others.
If you were me, you would say it right away.
I thought you said something very obvious.
Really?
Wait a minute.
This is not the first episode.
Next is Kirin Kawashima's theory.
If you are angry, you can't tell even if you use words that don't exist.
I see.
If you are angry and you are being lectured, you can use words that you are aware of.
Even if you say, "You don't have enough polyon nation," I don't think you can say it.
Even if you say something that you don't know, you can't say it.
Even if you say something like, "You don't have enough polyon nation," I don't think you can say it.
Next is Okada Masuda's theory.
I think men will agree with me on this theory.
Of course, you go sightseeing in your private life.
At that time, there were many shrines and Buddha statues in my dating place.
When I was doing a show in the men's bathroom, I couldn't see anything from the outside.
I couldn't see anything.
What are you talking about?
I couldn't see anything from this angle.
Now that the bus has come down, everyone is looking at me.
Unexpectedly, there are sweet theories.
There are sweet theories.
Next is Horan Chiaki's theory.
Sometimes, we have a show where we reveal a theory at this time of the show.
I've been thinking about it for a long time.
Then I came up with one theory.
Even if the caramel part of the pudding changes to cough syrup, you won't notice it, right?
It's sweet.
There is a sweet and bitter caramel taste of cough syrup, right?
I love it.
I don't know much about cough syrup.
It's a little sweet.
But it's disgusting that you know about it.
Cough syrup is sweet.
How do you know about it?
I've drunk it.
You're an old man. How do you know about cough syrup?
I've drunk it because I'm an old man.
Everyone has it.
Daisuke Miyagawa's theory.
I've been thinking about it.
You know "andre the giant", right?
The hairstyle of the previous century.
I don't think everyone knows about it.
You look big.
I didn't like it.
The hairstyle of the previous century.
That amount of hair...
If we talk about yakisoba,
it's about 14 servings, isn't it?
What are you talking about?
What's with that theory?
I've been thinking about it.
You know "andre the giant", right?
What do you think about it?
And among them,
the theory that was actually verified is...
This one.
"The angry guy".
Even if you use words that don't exist,
the theory won't be exposed.
And so...
Thank you.
The challenger is...
"Farewell, light of youth",
Morita.
I think you just don't know about it.
That's what I think.
Yes.
And the target is...
"Talking behind your senior's back".
That's the fake plan.
"Pumpkin potato fry",
Tani.
I hope there's nothing.
What are you talking about?
Is there something?
What should we do?
I'll give you Morita's reaction.
Yes.
About that...
Hmm...
How many times have you been on TV?
It's about the tenth time.
- The tenth time? - Yes.
But you know, in the end...
- The result doesn't matter, right? - Right.
- That's right. - Hmm...
In that case...
I think you should be more prepared for it.
- It's started. - It's started.
- It's starting, right?
I don't think it's fair for me to say what we should talk about.
- Oh... - Hmm...
I'm sorry.
As soon as he faced his work for the day,
- he turned on the curfew mode. - Hmm...
- That's a good theory. - Yes.
And then...
- Even today... - Yes.
Even if I say my name,
you'll still be rigged.
- That's right. - Hmm...
- Rigged? - If you're rigged,
- you should at least talk about it. - Rigged?
- I guess you're right. - I guess you're right.
- You should at least rigge me. - I guess you're right.
- I guess you're right.
First of all, he said "jab" with a short word.
- I see. - You're rigged.
- That's right. - Right?
Completely rigged.
- Yeah. - And...
- I'm not telling you to "jab" me. - Hmm...
I'm saying my name because I want you to "jab" me every time.
- That's right. Thank you. - Hmm...
- That's right. Thank you. - Even if you don't do anything,
- you still have a posture. - Hmm...
It may be a general posture but...
- I can handle it. - Hahaha!
- I mean... - Hahaha!
- I'm saying I want you to do your best so... - Hahaha!
- You two should go out and... - I see you're trying to make him rigged.
- You two should go out and... - I mean I'm going to do it too.
- You think it's funny for him to rigg you?
- I mean it's not... - Should we do it?
- If you start jiggling and end up like a Jizo's graveyard...
- How will it turn out? - Hahaha!
It doesn't mean anything.
It's like, "I'm losing too."
You're driving a little, though.
It may not be a general rule, but if you're in Jizou's graveyard...
No, it's not.
You'll probably get hit twice in the ocean you're not used to.
And after that...
What do you do to other seniors?
I really think so.
Seriously.
What I'm saying may not be a natural law, but...
Natural law?
It doesn't hurt to do it.
What are you looking at? I can't see you.
You don't think of me as an enemy, do you?
I see you like that.
I don't think of you as an enemy, do you?
You're overreacting.
To be honest...
Do you have something against me?
As you said, I don't think of you as an enemy, do you?
You're overreacting.
You're going to M-1, aren't you?
You want to go, don't you?
Yes, of course.
You're not doing manzai with Tengu as a background, are you?
I don't like it.
I like it.
You didn't go to the final of Kansai show race, did you?
You didn't do anything, did you?
Yes, I didn't.
You didn't become a soldier, did you?
If you did, you should do more!
Yes, you're right.
You're going to stay like that forever, aren't you?
You're not going to end up as just a scoop saint.
Scoop saint?
You're going to end up as just a scoop saint.
I don't think there's such a combination.
If you hadn't done that, you wouldn't have ended up as just a real scoop saint.
If you hadn't done that, you wouldn't have ended up as just a scoop saint.
You're right.
You're going to end up as just a scoop saint.
I don't think so.
This is the first time Soburi is asking back to the word "scoop saint" for a long time.
I'm going to end up as just a scoop saint.
And...
I don't know.
Of course I know.
You don't know.
I don't think I have a face that's been stabbed.
You don't have a face that's been stabbed.
What are you talking about?
I've heard it before.
I don't know if it's been stabbed or not.
It hasn't been stabbed!
No, it has been stabbed.
You think it hasn't been stabbed because it hasn't been stabbed?
Stab...
That's what you say.
It hasn't been stabbed because it hasn't been stabbed.
Stab...
That's what you say.
No, it has been stabbed.
If it had been stabbed, you'd feel it more, wouldn't you?
That's right.
One, two...
Oh, the industry is down.
I'm sure you have something.
I'm sure you have something and you're selling it.
I'm sure you all have something about "King Venus On".
That's a long one.
Is it like a weapon?
Please explain it to me.
I'm sorry, but it doesn't matter at all.
It's...
What?
It's a word I didn't know for a long time.
I'm sure you have something like that.
It's been asked back, so it ends here.
I'm a little out of it, but it's a weapon.
Thank you for watching.
Thank you for coming.
You said a lot of things.
I think I said a lot of things.
What did you say?
Are you sure you didn't say anything wrong?
I thought you wouldn't know.
I knew you wouldn't know.
Aren't you mad at me?
I don't care about what you say.
I only care about what you say.
I don't know.
I really want to say this person.
That's why this person became a private agency.
I'm a little out of it, but it's a weapon.
Next is "Knights Flower Theory".
It's a theory that Takashi Naito hasn't done anything but being a detective in the past 20 years.
Bad words.
I'm doing it with him now.
Oh, really?
I've only seen detective roles in the past 20 years.
Hasn't it been interrupted all the time?
It hasn't been interrupted all the time, but in the past 20 years,
he said, "I'm only doing detective roles."
I'd like you to look it up.
Oh, I see.
I think you've lost as much as a real detective.
I don't think you'll get caught even if you commit a little crime.
Next is "Ogi Yahagi", "Yahagi Theory".
I don't like or dislike food.
If it's stir-fried vegetables, even if there's something weird in it, I'll eat it.
What?
It's better for you to see it.
I eat it without checking anything.
People who don't like it or dislike it.
People who don't like onions look at it and people who don't like peppers look at it.
I don't like it, so I think I'll eat anything.
Is it okay if there's human food in it?
Human food?
Well, it's okay.
What?
Next is "Anmika Theory".
In today's world, if you turn all the toilets into western doors, everyone will use it.
Excuse me, but can we stop talking about toilets?
I was surprised.
What do you think about it?
I don't think about toilets.
You said you didn't think about anything.
I was surprised.
I think you'll understand if you think about it a little.
But in that sense, it's better to do it like that.
That's right.
You'll get greedy.
I don't like doors.
You're messing with me, aren't you?
I'm not messing with you.
You're too sensitive.
Next is "Untouchable Yamazaki Theory".
In the end, the general public thinks all comedians are Yoshimoto.
No, it's not like that.
I'm not messing with you.
Two years ago, there was a big commotion and a big festival.
Yoshimoto is said to be Yoshimoto.
At that time, when I was filming, the general public said, "You must be having a hard time, but you're doing your best."
It doesn't matter if I say it's different or not.
I'll do my best!
I'll do something!
I see.
After all, people in the comedy world and the industry say, "I'm a human being."
I'm a human being.
But in the end, the general public thinks all comedians are Yoshimoto.
Next is "Untouchable Yamazaki Theory".
When I go to a big home center or airport, there are parking lots from A to Z.
I parked my car about L size.
When I say from A to Z, can you say it normally?
What do you mean?
If you don't sing in your head...
If you don't say it from A...
Can you say it normally?
Well, I can't say it normally, but...
If you don't say it from A, B, C, D...
If you don't say it normally,
the melody of the devil is playing in your head.
At Disneyland's parking lot,
you don't know where Goofy is.
Oh, you've been to Disneyland.
I've been there a few times.
When did you start talking about it?
It's an unexpected coincidence.
When did you start talking about it?
When I was little, I didn't think there was such a thing.
Oh, yes, yes.
Like Goofy's number.
When did you start talking about it?
Who cares if I go to Disneyland or not?
I'm still being questioned.
I do, I do.
I'm very interested.
Who cares?
When did you start talking about it?
What are you talking about?
It's too much of a hassle.
Can we do it yesterday?
It's too much of a hassle.
I'll go tomorrow.
It's too much of a hassle.
There's no other way.
Next up is the theory of only two words.
It's a theory that most of the guys who graduated from A, K, B are useless.
What?
I heard a good story.
I've been caught using "useless" twice in a row.
What kind of "useless" is it?
It's too much of a hassle.
Isn't it just you?
But it's not limited to A, K, B.
Idols...
Idols are bound and their ideals are high.
They like people with good faces and get fooled.
Were you fooled?
Yes, I was fooled.
How were you fooled?
It's too much of a hassle.
Money?
No, it was a woman.
When I saw her cell phone, three days ago, she was with another woman.
That's enough! Shut up!
And the one who actually verified from this is...
"Downtown" on Wednesday will be broadcasted with the sponsor you see.
The theory that actually verified from this is...
This one.
Takashi Naito.
The theory that actually verified from this is...
Except for being a detective for 20 years.
So, let's investigate the drama of Takashi Naito from 2021.
First of all, this drama which was broadcasted from April to June of this year.
What?
The picture and the reality are too different. Is he a murderer?
What are you talking about?
I'm curious about it.
Not only the motive of the murder, but also the detective role.
Let's continue with this work.
Detective role.
And after that...
Among the stalkers I arrested 3 years ago...
Police roles.
- Wow, already. - Wow.
- Police roles. - Wow, amazing.
- 4 years in a row. - Wow, amazing.
- In 2018, he starred in 104 dramas until autumn. - Wow, amazing.
- All of them were police roles. - Wow, amazing.
- But, in the murder case of Funako A. Ichiro, which aired in August 2018... - Yes.
- W-why? - I told Ayano...
I told him to bring me here.
I told you!
I told you already!
- As usual, he played the police role. - Yes.
- But, unexpectedly... - Yes.
- He starred as Naito Takashi himself, who hosts a wide show. - Yes.
- But... - But...
- Due to his irregular role... - Yes.
- He decided not to play the role and continued investigating. - Yes.
- Yes.
- Then, in 2017...
- Finally, he discovered roles other than police roles. - Wow.
- They were... - Yes.
- First of all, there were very few bloodstains found from the crime scene.
- Police officers. - Oh...
- But, even though he wasn't a police officer... - Yes.
- He was investigating for arresting criminals. - Yes.
- He was a very close associate. - Yes.
- So, the investigation continued. - Yes.
- And, even after that... - Wow!
- Sometimes, he was held by the police department... - Wow!
- But, he continued playing the role of a police officer. - Really?
- Yes.
- Meanwhile, in 2015...
- Finally, he discovered a role that had nothing to do with being a police officer. - Wow.
Here it is.
Is there such a thing?
Yes, Naito, who played a second-generation windmill smuggler at that Mitokomon.
I'm really sad.
So, let's announce the final verdict.
Well, but...
By the way, in the movie, Naito, who played not only a detective but also a pretty good actor,
in the past seven years so far, the detective rate in the drama has been 97.16%.
It's amazing.
It's amazing, isn't it?
But it's a modern version of a fire engine.
Well, it's like killing evil.
It's true.
That's the impression.
It's amazing.
It wasn't a joke.
That's right.
And how about Morita's?
I think it was good.
It was good, wasn't it?
It's a little bit.
A lot of things have come up, but you don't remember much of them, do you?
I don't remember much of it.
That's right.
What do you call it? The foundation of something?
The foundation of something?
I remember some of it.
Next is the theory of "snow falling on the ground".
In the world of entertainers, there are seniors who live in the last minute of their income.
There are seniors who say, "If you push yourself too hard, you'll lose your job."
In the end, I do what those seniors say.
Most of them are "snow that didn't sell as it is".
It's painful.
Only those who sold it will be featured.
That's right.
There are only seniors who sold it on the spot.
Seniors who haven't sold it won't meet you on the spot.
You can hear about seniors who have sold it, but you can't hear about seniors who haven't sold it.
Because you don't admire them.
That's right.
If you hear what they say, you'll regret it.
I see.
Next is the theory of "snow falling on the ground".
My husband is a big fan of "jungle pocket".
You know a lot about it, don't you?
I know a lot about it.
Hamada-san, you're taking care of me a lot.
Thank you very much.
I don't know how many times you've been on the show, but I know it.
You know it?
Do you understand me?
Yes, I do.
There are two daughters, but it is said that the children of entertainers have more daughters.
That's right.
Isn't it true?
It's not just a theory, but it's true.
There are many, aren't there?
There are entertainers around my husband, and Fujimo- san has two daughters, and Wadamanjyu-san also has two daughters.
My husband is a little younger.
There are more entertainers in between.
That's right.
I've heard that there is a high rate of girls being born because there are many entertainers who play with girls,
but when I heard "Wadamanjyu", I was a little surprised.
It's like "Late Hamana".
Next is the theory of "Kisumai Nikaido".
I don't get angry no matter what I do.
No matter how tired I am, I don't get angry at all even if I think the site is a little messy.
I want to see how much I can make him angry and what I can do to make him angry.
Hamana also has that kind of thing, but he doesn't get angry at all.
Are you kidding me?
Hamana is at the level of "T-farka", "Shinkansen foot".
Next is the theory of "Harisenbon Haruka".
When I get on the Shinkansen, I take off my shoes to relax for a long time.
When I get off the Shinkansen, I don't notice that my feet are swollen even if the size of the shoes is small.
Even if you change your shoes?
Yes, even if you secretly change your shoes, I don't think you'll notice it.
What a plain prank!
Next is the theory of "Kazurazer".
Famous people like manga a lot, don't they?
Yes, they do.
They argue about which manga is the most interesting.
I see.
But, when they talk about it, they are quite young.
So, they don't know whether it is interesting for young people.
I wanted to decide which one is the best.
So, I asked them to bring only one manga which they think is the most interesting.
And, we put it in the academy.
Then, I called young models and told them that it is an appropriate job.
I kept them waiting in the academy for a long time.
But, they don't know it well, so they don't read it.
Then, I asked them to go home with an appropriate job.
But, on their way home, they said "If you buy two of my recommended manga, you will win".
Is it true?
I don't know whether it is similar or not.
It is like "If you buy two of my recommended manga, you will win".
Next is the theory of "Tomonori Jinnai".
Mr. Downtown, if you are young now, you can't sell this much.
I can't?
You can't sell it, can you?
I can't.
Of course you can't.
No, no, no. It has nothing to do with me.
If you are young now, you can't sell it, can you?
No, I can't.
I will do my best.
I will do my best, but I can't sell it all with this guy's money.
Yes, yes.
I can't say it in a way that you can't say it.
In the past, when I was about 24 years old, I saw a shooting.
Then, Hamada put on sunglasses.
Then, Matsumoto put on sunglasses.
Then, he put on long shoes like Iwaki.
No, no, no.
Do you know that you are 24 years old?
No, no, no.
See? It's strange.
No, it's strange.
Then, at an iron plate shop, an iron plate mother said, "Children and babies are good, so hold Matsumoto."
Then, as soon as he held Matsumoto, he tried to burn it with an iron plate.
Even if it's far away, you can't do it.
Even if it's okay.
Even if it's far away, you can't do it.
Then, Hamada laughed and said, "Kya, kya, kya, kya!"
Of course, his mother laughed, too.
His mother laughed, too.
What kind of plan is it?
Let's put it on an iron plate.
No, no, no.
You can't put it on it.
I was against it.
You should try it.
And the one who actually tested it is...
Among them, the theory that actually tested it is...
This one!
On your way home after reading one volume, you end up buying two volumes of manga.
It's a really interesting manga theory!
So, this time, we're going to stand-by in the dressing room for only the first volume of the recommended manga that these three manga-loving comedians have chosen.
I see.
Popular models of active high school students.
Hinata Maru as their target.
I want to do plastic surgery.
I've been wanting to do plastic surgery lately.
You can't do plastic surgery.
What is this scary manga?
Hinata doesn't think it's hidden at all.
She's saying something terrible.
I'm curious about this one.
The manga that Kenkoba chose is...
Asahi Nagu.
As you can see from the cover, he is a high school girl in the minor sports Naginata club.
He is a rare "supocon" nowadays.
In the first episode, he shows his crotch to the director on the train.
It's the first time for him to see something other than his father.
He sees a scene where he is taken by a UFO.
Why is it connected to Naginata?
Because he meets various people.
It's written in the first episode, so I hope you watch it.
I cried at least 20 times in the first episode.
But even now, I cry the most when he shows me his crotch.
Next, what did Kamai and Yamauchi choose?
Here it is.
It's Yama Wayama-sensei's "Women's Sono no Hoshi".
This manga has been nominated for various awards.
It is always in the top ranks.
This is a manga about the daily life of a teacher at a girls' high school.
One day, a teacher buys a dog in a classroom.
One day, someone drew eyebrows on the dog.
Most of the girls are interested in who drew eyebrows on the dog.
The eyebrows on the dog make us laugh a lot.
Next, what did Kazuraser-sensei choose?
Here it is.
It's Kawaguchi Kaiji-sensei's "Boku wa BEATLES".
The copy band of BEATLES announces BEATLES' songs before BEATLES' songs.
However, BEATLES' songs are not intended to make people rich or famous.
BEATLES' songs are intended to make people know about BEATLES' songs.
BEATLES' songs don't resonate with people at all.
BEATLES' songs are too new for people to react.
It reminds me of the first time I watched Majirabu- san's comic book.
If a girl who has never heard of BEATLES says it's interesting, it must be a very interesting book.
I'd like to try it out.
BEATLES' comic book consists of three books.
The first book Hinata got was...
Oh, this looks cool.
I want one like this.
Yamauchi chose "Girl's Sono no Hoshi".
And...
While eating her bento, she started reading.
While eating...
Oh!
While pinching her mask in the middle...
Hmm...
Paru-chan!
It took her two hours to read three books.
I see.
And...
Paru-chan!
After ten minutes of fake coverage...
She was ready.
Hmm...
I have a question.
While you were reading...
I want to buy a book for work.
Can I stop by the bookstore?
Hmm...
Paru-chan and her manager led her to a bookstore nearby.
Hmm...
I'll buy it with you, so I'll give it to you.
Yay!
I want this.
Oh, this!
Fifteen minutes later...
Hinata went out to buy something.
What kind of comic book did she buy?
She decided to check it out.
What?!
It's scary, isn't it?
What is it?!
Paru-chan!
Can you show me what you bought?
It's scary, isn't it?
Hmm...
Paru-chan, which one is it?
What is it?!
It looks like a comic book.
Hmm...
I tried drowning in a swamp, but...
It's totally different.
What is it?
Hmm...
It's an essence that removes women's money and desires.
It's totally different.
Hmm...
Can you give me one of those?
Not only that, but she also bought three essays for girls, not comics.
I went to a convenience store, so I was wondering if I should buy this.
Yes.
Huh?! I'm curious!
I don't know, but I thought it might be good.
And the continuation of the manga I saw earlier...
"Namiki Widenia".
That's right.
No.
I didn't think you wanted to read it like that.
By the way, as you can see, the result of asking "if you rank among them" was...
It's Kobano's.
Next is Masa Takahashi's theory.
At the All-Star Thank-You Party, Mr. Katsumata was the first one to go home.
We don't know that!
There are about 200 people there.
I also want to go home early.
You look like him.
When I get out of the car and try to get in the car first,
Mr. Katsumata always gets in first and drives away.
That's amazing!
Really?!
I want to take a hidden shot!
Among all the celebrities, I think you're the first one to get in the car.
Is there something like that?
Next is Sayaka Kanda's theory.
Manager!
Yes, Manager.
It's a theory that even if a very similar-looking talent comes in the car, you won't notice it.
You're wearing a mask right now, right?
Yes.
You don't look in the mirror, do you?
That's right. When I say "good morning" in a similar- looking tone, you won't notice it.
It doesn't seem like you'd notice it.
I don't think you'd notice it.
Even if you brought a dowso or a tabso.
Next up is Saya Ichikawa's theory.
I like sumo wrestling.
I go to watch it a lot and work as a reporter.
But I've never heard a wrestler say "dosukoi."
Maybe it's just an image.
In a song called "sumo zinc," even if you've said it out loud...
Like during practice...
I've never heard a wrestler say "dosukoi."
I've never heard an octopus say "chuu" either.
Octopuses say it out loud, but it's just an image.
It's just an expression.
It's like you're just thinking it out loud.
"dosukoi," you're right.
I don't think they say "dosukoi."
They say "muchan desu."
Next up is Katsumata Kunikazu's theory.
When you make a child sleep, you often sing children's songs, right?
Just by sleeping with a melody...
I think you can sleep with any lyrics.
With a melody like "ne-ne-nen"...
Whether it's scary lyrics or bad words...
I don't know!
I think children will sleep!
Next up is Chihara Jr.'s theory.
When I watch a wide show in the afternoon...
It's not like I watch all of them.
It's like I'm zapping and watching all of them.
Miya-ne-ya...
Miya-ne Seiji-san...
He says to the panelists, "I'm going to send it to you next."
Dare-dare-san, like this, like this, like this...
Until you completely pass it...
If you're in good shape, you can exceed one minute.
That's his theory.
He says it like it's nothing.
Taka-san, like this, like this, like this...
Like this, like this, like this...
But like this, like this, like this...
And like this, like this...
And like this, like this, like this...
How about this?
It's true!
And if you say something that's not accurate and it ends...
It's pretty much a one-pack.
Next up is Suzuki-fuku's theory.
Ever since I was little...
My children, my grandchildren...
My friends, and me...
They say I look like Fuku-kun a lot.
They say that a lot.
That's why...
There are already more than 100 people...
So if you look like Suzuki-fuku...
I hope you don't allow more than 1,000 people.
I hope you do it.
In the past, when you looked for people who looked like Hamada-san in Thailand...
There were a lot of people.
There were people who looked like him in the airport.
People who looked like him in the fields.
There were a lot of people like that.
There were people like that.
And the one in the Abba City Prison...
That's right.
The doll, right?
The doll.
It's like this...
It's like a man's head in a prison cell.
It's me!
No matter how you think about it, it's me!
Yeah, that's how it was in high school.
And...
Among these people, the one who actually verified it was...
Up to this point, we have provided it with the sponsors you see here.
Well, even if you don't do it, it has meaning, and there are a lot of boring things, too.
Among these people, the one who actually verified it was...
"Baby singing". "Baby sleeps no matter what lyrics".
So, this time, we asked the two comedians to think of lyrics for "Baby singing".
First of all...
Let's say thank you for your hard work.
Thank you for your hard work.
Yes, thank you. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I was doing it on my own.
Siri, Siri.
Siri? I don't know.
I'm sorry. I'm scared.
"Wild bomb", "cookie".
"Baby sleeping no matter what lyrics".
"Baby sleeps no matter what lyrics". Yes, yes.
It's okay if you think of lyrics for "Baby singing", right?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. It's very easy. It's easy for "Baby singing".
It's easy. It's easy.
So, it will take you 20 minutes to think of lyrics for "Baby sleeping no matter what lyrics".
I did it! I think I wrote lyrics that will make you sleep.
I think you will sleep. I think you will.
I think you will.
This time, we asked for help from this nursery school.
They will verify lyrics for "Baby singing" that they don't understand yet.
Let's go to bed, Mei-chan.
Indeed!
Good night, Mei-chan.
Let's go to bed.
She likes Gimba.
She loves Gimba-hagumi.
What are you talking about?
You memorized it. What are you going to do?
This is it.
Baby singing
You can't sing anymore.
Baby singing
She fell asleep.
She fell asleep while singing Gimba.
The next person who thought of lyrics for "Baby singing" is...
Hollywood "the gosh" show.
"the gosh" show is also amazing.
Baby singing
I see.
Baby singing
Schubert's "Baby singing" made children all over the world fall asleep.
You did it!
Yeah.
This is good.
Yeah.
I made lyrics that make you feel like you're thinking about your baby.
Yeah, like it's easy for you to fall asleep.
Yeah.
And so...
Hiroto, you're making me sleepy, aren't you?
Good morning.
Oh, he's speaking English.
He's snoring.
Baby singing
This time, we'll raise the level of difficulty and test it with a baby who looks like a scrap.
I see.
Could it be...
Is he going to die?
Baby singing
It's sweet, isn't it?
Baby singing
He's not crying, is he?
No, he's not.
He stopped crying.
Baby singing
It's a success to calm him down with a "hug hammer" hammer.
Yeah.
But you have to make him lie down.
Can you make him lie down like this?
Baby singing
No, you can't.
I want to know what happens when a baby is not sleeping.
A baby wants to know what happens when a baby is not sleeping.
It's like he's hypnotized.
I see.
You memorized those lyrics, didn't you?
You're funny.
We can laugh about it.
As Matsumoto-san said earlier, we can't help it if we memorized it.
It's scary when a baby starts singing at night.
But it was good that you were asleep because you lost your teeth.
Apollon and...
It was just the right timing.
Yes, and Kazurazer's...
I can't get it.
I wanted to hear more about the conversation between high school students and managers.
I didn't know you could stop plastic surgery.
I want to get plastic surgery.
It's like a real situation.
Managers can stop it.
No, you can't.
It's like an agency's rule.
So, when we have enough time, we'll do this again.
I didn't remember much.
Really?
I don't remember anything.
Not a single one?
Not a single one.
You're doubting your own brain.
Kamata-san, did you remember?
No, Kacchan's...what was it?
I don't remember.
You don't remember that?!
No, Kacchan's...
I thought you said it.
When you were younger.
Yes, yes.
Don't say things bigger than me.
It's really bad.
Don't say things bigger than me.
Next week...
It's a deep hole.
Do we really have to dig this deep?
It's a deep hole that's over 3 meters deep and you can't escape.
It's a super tough prank.
When did you become a staff member?
Did you forget about this?!
Even though you fell into a deep hole, you didn't tell anyone about it.
And when it gets dark, you'll verify a theory that you can't be sane.
Hey, help me!
It's one of the worst pranks I've ever done.
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