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Thank you for coming on Wednesday.
Here is the first presenter.
Congratulations on your comeback!
Everyone, this is sudden but
even though you are not Kansai people,
are there people around you who use Kansai dialect?
Yes, there are.
Aren't there many Yoshimoto employees as well?
Because they use Kansai dialect,
the manager who was in charge of us in the past
also used Kansai dialect all the time.
I thought he was from Kansai, but he was from Chiba.
That's gross, isn't it?
How about you, Bakaresu-san?
When I was young, the director at the time
didn't use Kansai dialect,
but when I showed him my jokes,
he said, "That's funny."
I felt like my jokes were getting dirty.
What are you talking about?
Anyway, this is today's topic.
Kansai people?
What do you mean?
Do you know "Jinro Game"?
Citizens and wolves.
They talk about who is the wolf and find the wolf.
This is a Kansai dialect version of "Jinro Game,"
and it's a project to find fake Kansai people.
I see.
After this,
among the hidden Kansai people who don't have a Kansai image,
fake Kansai people are found in the distance.
I'm an old Osaka person.
Also,
a convenience store shopping challenge without a screw bag.
This is like a lie.
It's a lie, right?
And,
people of Mikoshi-dako,
verify the disappearance of octopuses due to COVID-19.
Octopuses...
Welcome to Kansai People.
Among eight of you, five of you are from Kansai, but you are hidden Kansai people who do not know much about it.
And the other three are fake Kansai people who pretend to be Kansai people even though there is no Kansai and Yukari in Kansai.
Here are the participants of Kansai People.
Among them, five of you are Kansai citizens from Kansai, but the other three are fake Kansai people who are not from Kansai.
The three fake Kansai people know each other who is a fake.
Now, the first day has come.
It's time for the exile meeting.
Please look at who is a fake Kansai person.
Let's go.
I am a fake Kansai citizen.
Isn't he too lonely?
What are you saying?
I am a real Kansai citizen.
But I don't think you are a fake Kansai citizen.
No, I don't.
I am saying this because I am an old man.
I am an old man.
I am an old man in Osaka.
Young people are talking.
They are talking.
The words have changed a lot in 30 or 40 years.
Kansai dialect is terrible.
Jimon, is that so?
If you want to debut in Tokyo, you have to speak in Tokyo dialect.
It's been 45 years since I came out of Tokyo.
At that time, when I spoke Kansai dialect, it was Nji.
After Sanma came out, Kansai dialect became OK.
So we were educated.
But you don't need to think like that, do you?
Why are you blaming me?
I am not blaming you.
Why?
I don't know.
Did you use Tokyo dialect?
Of course. I have been in Tokyo for 45 years.
You speak Kansai dialect well.
Jimon, you are suspicious.
What?
You are suspicious.
Kansai people don't talk slowly like that.
They don't talk loudly like that.
There are not many people like that in Kansai.
When I left junior high school and high school, I lived around the world as a battlefield cameraman for about 30 years.
I know it somehow.
Your Japanese is...
It's getting weird.
In the first place.
I don't know about Tanabe-san.
I don't know.
Akira-san is...
Akira is weird.
You are not so-called "Kansai gay".
You are usually naked.
You are not so-called "Kansai gay", are you?
I am Shiga.
Shiga.
Say it again.
Shiga.
If you are Shiga, why don't you speak Kansai dialect?
I moved to Saitama when I was in the first year of middle school.
It's been about 35 years since then.
I have always been this way.
It's disgusting.
When I was practicing as an actor, my intonation was fixed a lot.
He wants to be an actor.
I like Chaplin very much.
He is good at acting.
Everyone, you have one minute left.
My elementary school senior is Fujiyama Kambiya.
He lives in Osaka.
He is stable.
He is different from Jimmy-san.
His Osaka school is nearby.
He has seen Nomura a few times in front of his car.
He lives in Osaka.
He looks suspicious, but Jimmy-san is trustworthy.
Do you usually speak Kansai dialect as a gay?
When I was in Osaka, I spoke it a little.
When I was in Osaka, I thought it was natural for me to speak Kansai dialect.
He is very suspicious.
Everyone, it's time to vote.
Players, please choose one person who you think is a fake Kansai person.
Who do you think is a fake Kansai person?
That person and that person are suspicious.
I'm lost.
Only Jimon is suspicious.
Jimon is overwhelmingly suspicious.
The voting is over.
First of all, let me announce who voted for whom.
The person Jimon thought was a fake Kansai person is...
Watanabe Yoichi.
I'm sure of it.
I didn't speak Kansai dialect properly until the end.
Jimon didn't speak Kansai dialect either.
Watanabe didn't speak Kansai dialect.
It's hard and suspicious that I didn't speak Kansai dialect.
I see.
The person who thought Watanabe Yoichi was a fake Kansai person is...
Jimon Terakado.
The first word he said in his life was "Tokyo dialect".
I don't know.
There are various graphs like that.
I'm saying this easily because it's a variety show.
You can't judge people with such simple things.
Don't say that.
It's very suspicious.
Really?
The rest of the players also focused on these two people.
Hayashi and Pei voted for Watanabe Yoichi.
But...
The rest of them voted for Jimon.
So...
The one who will be exiled is...
Jimon, who got 6 votes.
You didn't show up on TV at all!
What are you doing?
The exile for the first day is...
Jimon Terakado.
Let's ask him. I don't know him.
I know him.
Let me make it clear.
Jimon, are you fake Kansai person?
Or are you Kansai person?
I'm Kansai person.
I'm from Hyogo Prefecture.
Where in Hyogo Prefecture?
In Hyogo Prefecture.
Kawanishi.
Kawanishi?!
Kawanishi.
And I went to elementary school in Osaka.
In Osaka.
Why did you become a Kansai person like that?
Until when?
Until I was in 5th or 4th grade.
I lived in Osaka since I was a kid.
Since I grew up in Tokyo,
I paid a lot of money and went back to Osaka.
So I've been in Osaka for a long time.
You don't usually go out of Osaka, do you?
When I debuted in Dachou Club, I didn't go out of Osaka.
You're Gyuhei Kansai, right?
Kansai, Kansai.
Every time I say it, it sounds like an exile.
You knew Gyuhei-chan, right?
That's right.
I didn't know Jimon.
Can I ask you for a full price?
Why?!
So, the remaining members are these seven people.
Moreover, in this Kansai person game,
like in the main game,
the team that exiles everyone will win.
Now, everyone, it's Day 2.
In a normal person game,
after being exiled, at night,
a person eats a citizen.
But even Kansai people don't eat or get eaten.
This time, there are no rules at night.
Now, let's begin.
Regional meeting, start!
May I say something?
Yes.
Inamura-san hasn't spoken to me at all since the beginning.
That's true.
He hasn't called me.
That's right.
So, I originally came here when I was in 5th grade.
Huh? That's strange.
She's a kid.
Well, well, well.
That's true.
So, I don't speak Kansai dialect anymore.
Oh, then when do you speak Kansai dialect?
To western grandmas.
What? Grandmas?
That's an old-fashioned way of saying it.
She's a western grandma.
Then, who's the grandmother role?
Pe-san, Pe-san.
Grandmother, will you do it for me?
D-d-don't do it for me.
Don't do it for me.
For example, like a phone call.
Grandmother, how are you?
I-i-i-i'm fine.
How are you doing?
Oh, I'm doing fine.
She's doing it.
Huh?
It's a little...
It's a little behind-the-scenes.
Is it?
No, Kansai dialect is good.
It's good, but it's a little different.
A little.
Well, but there's also "shiga".
No, "shiga" is also...
It's a very rural area in the east of Biwako.
Oh.
But I don't have much of an image of grandmothers.
Is it Osaka?
It's Hyogo.
It's Hyogo?
Do you usually speak Kansai dialect?
Do you work with grandmothers?
When I speak Kansai dialect, even my staff speaks Kansai dialect.
I speak Kansai dialect even after the meeting.
So I can't help speaking Kansai dialect.
But I think I should suppress it.
You are good at speaking Kansai dialect.
Tokyo is profound.
You speak Kansai dialect very little.
I can't speak Kansai dialect well.
I came to Tokyo when I was 13 years old.
I married a foreigner for 30 years.
But I don't forget Kansai dialect.
I have my own style.
So I can't speak Osaka dialect even if I don't speak Osaka dialect.
You can't speak Osaka dialect even if you speak Osaka dialect once, can you?
I can't speak Osaka dialect.
You can't speak Osaka dialect even if you speak Osaka dialect once, can you?
Now it's time to vote.
Players, please choose one person who you think is fake Kansai dialect.
Now it's time to vote.
Ami Inamura thinks Ohashi is fake Kansai dialect.
Kansai dialect smells like Kyushu and Okinawa.
I've never heard of a person who calls her grandmother "grandmother" in Kansai dialect.
I don't need it.
Miho Unhashi.
I'm sure of it.
Her mother tongue is Tokyo dialect.
Her announcer skills are Waza's Kansai dialect.
Her roots are...
That's amazing.
...Tokyo.
Can you say that easily?
That's true.
And the rest of the players will vote for one person.
That person is...
Yoichi Watanabe.
I see.
And so...
Yoichi Watanabe will be expelled.
With a smile.
And so, Yoichi Watanabe, are you a fake Kansai person?
Are you a fake Kansai person?
By the way, where are you from?
Shizuoka Prefecture.
Shizuoka Prefecture!
And so, there are only two fake Kansai people left.
Two...
I have a question for you all.
When you first came to Tokyo, what did you think of it?
The cars and buildings were cool.
It was a little different from Osaka.
What about you, Akira?
The udon broth?
It was really dark.
I see.
I'm sorry.
It's hard for me to say.
What about you, Akane?
I graduated middle school.
Osaka people don't have a goal in their lives.
I know.
Osaka people have a goal in their lives.
This is Osaka.
I don't know what to say.
The first thing I thought of was that there are a lot of convenience stores.
So, I thought it was heaven.
No, it's not like that.
It's not like that at all.
Your intonation is really...
Everything is weird.
Inamura Ami's Kansai dialect is a little...
Weird!
It's becoming a question mark.
It's no good.
And the third place with the most votes was...
Ami Inamura, whose intonation was completely doubted.
So...
Yes, yes.
It's decided that Ami Inamura will be expelled.
That's what I thought.
I am a fake Kansai person.
Ami, where are you from?
I'm from Tokyo.
What?
It's a default.
And with the third place finished, there is only one fake Kansai person left.
If Ami Inamura is expelled, the Kansai citizen team will win.
But who is that person?
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Well...
Now...
It's pretty straightforward...
Well, honestly...
Akira-san, I think it's a little suspicious...
I was also very suspicious at first.
However...
One intonation saved me.
Or rather...
I called "beauty and the beast" "beauty and the beast".
Yes, yes, yes...
This person...
Is he really from Kansai?
And...
Am I being deceived now?
No, no, no...
What do you think?
But I thought so.
Somehow... But...
Mayo-san...
In terms of episodes...
Of course...
Ah, is he from Kansai?
I sometimes think like that...
But...
After all, you are an actor, aren't you?
That's right...
So...
If you teach dialect and make up a role...
You can do it...
I think you can come in a perfect state...
I... I...
I'm too nervous...
I'm from Kansai, no matter how you look at it...
No, but...
I've been curious about it since the beginning...
What?
If you think like that...
I don't know at all anymore...
It's true...
No, no...
It's true...
And...
Always...
That...
Standard language and halfway...
I said "Kansai" on purpose...
I used "Kansai dialect"...
Something like that...
Is it true?
It's not like that...
Is it true?
It's a little strange...
"Really?" or...
Is it true?
I'm too distracted...
It's not like that, is it?
I feel like I'm in trouble...
It's not like that...
It's good...
But...
It's different every time...
It's different, isn't it?
Certainly...
I'm really...
I'm really from Shiga...
Shiga?
Isn't it different from Shiga people?
It's difficult...
On the fourth day...
Mayo Kawasaki voted for Pei Hayashiya...
Akira 100% voted for Akane Osawa...
And...
The remaining three people...
All voted for the same person...
Akira 100%...
So...
The person who will be expelled on the fourth day...
Will be decided by Akira 100%!
If Akira is a fake Kansai person, the Kansai citizen team will win, but...
He is a fake Kansai person!
So, Kansai citizen team won!
Good job!
So, the fake Kansai citizens of this game are...
Akira 100%
Watanabe Yoichi
Inamura Ami
So, the first Kansai citizen you chose is...
a terrible Kansai citizen!
He is the worst!
So, last question!
How was this Kansai citizen movement?
It was really hard!
So, the first Kansai citizen movement won by Kansai citizen team!
As expected, Kansai people know a little bit!
They know a little bit!
But, I, Akira, almost got fooled!
That's right!
That's true!
The way you said "fake"
It's not "fake", it's "fake"!
Daisuke said "fake", didn't he?
Ah, that's right!
So, I thought it was Shiga!
Jimon-san is from Kansai, but Downtown-san is from...
No, I knew about it!
The three of us are from Kansai!
Jimon-san is...
He should be expelled!
That's true!
The next presenter is this person!
Please come in!
New York!
Yes, I'm from New York!
Nice to meet you!
Thank you!
Yes!
So, since July of last year, cash bags have become paid!
Ah, that's right!
When you have an eco-bag, you can put it in, but...
Yes!
When you don't have one, how much cash can you carry without a cash bag?
Ah!
I've decided what I can carry with one hand!
You can carry with one hand!
I'd like to use a key instead of a cash bag!
Ah!
I see!
I can't carry with only one hand!
I see!
I understand!
This time, I've brought a theory about cash bags in convenience stores!
Yes!
Without a cash bag, you can only carry a product from a convenience store!
A theory worth 10,000 yen!
Wow!
How is it?
Can you carry that much?
It's quite a lot for 10,000 yen!
It's quite a lot!
I've worked at a convenience store before, so I know about it!
Chargers and cosmetics are surprisingly small and expensive!
I see!
How much do you have?
I think it's about 10,000 yen if you use it!
I see!
A shopping competition without a cash bag in a convenience store!
Yes!
They are familiar members!
They seem to have an advantage in carrying cash bags!
A competition between three entertainers with large bodies!
I see!
They won't put the products they bought in a bag in a bag!
One of them will carry the product up to the goal 10 meters away!
The total amount will be the team with the largest profit!
I see!
I think a combination is important!
A combination!
I see!
We get along very well, but I don't think these two get along very well!
That's fine!
We get along very well!
We are childhood friends!
We don't talk at all at school!
Why do you admire it?
You don't admire it anymore, do you?
You are a comedian of the Showa era!
The first challenger is Matenro!
Let's go!
I hope we can do it!
Isn't it difficult?
I'm simply hungry after eating a bento!
A bento is heavy!
It doesn't matter at all!
Well, it's one for each, isn't it?
One for each type!
But, even though you put it in the basket, if you can't hold it up, you'll get a penalty of minus 1,000 yen for each item.
In other words, the point is to buy while predicting the limit of what you can hold.
In the end, it's a battle of prices, isn't it?
It can't be helped even if you put in cheap items, so it's a strategy to put in all expensive items!
It's expensive and expensive...
Anyway, it's expensive...
Wow! Wow! Wow!
It's the best! It's the best!
You put in everything over 1,000 yen!
Shall we put it in? I found something amazing!
What is it?
It's 1,000 yen!
You can put it in for sure!
By the way, even though it's an entertainment product, you can't buy prepaid cards this time.
In addition, products for carrying things like eco-bags are also prohibited.
Idiot! Ion!
Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow!
It's amazing here!
It's here, isn't it? There's also an ion system!
There's also a USB cable!
It's all USB!
Wow!
Mobile battery!
You can put it all in!
You can put it in everything!
You can do it! Think about your future!
You can do it!
You put in a lot of products over 1,000 yen!
You can choose products mainly from expensive Sundays!
Wow! Fruit sandwiches at the end!
But you just want to eat it, don't you?
Mixed fruit sandwiches!
Let's do it!
One of these is too much for me.
Can we finish with this?
OK! With this...
This is the limit!
This is also the limit!
Let's eat it with this!
It's tough, isn't it?
So, shopping is over!
Well, you know...
If you spread it out like this...
There are shoes like this...
I feel like I can't wear it.
Do you want any of these?
Oh! Well...
I really want it!
Moreover, Anthony is in charge of Matenro's products.
But...
I can wear it like it's a lie!
It's a lie, isn't it?
I can still wear it!
I can wear it with one hand!
Anthony!
You really made a mistake!
However, Anthony's capa is too wide.
It's a big mistake for his right hand to be a garage.
I can wear it without a problem!
It's the worst!
Here it is!
It's really easy!
It's the worst!
I underestimated myself!
It's really the worst!
It's easy!
I did it!
Only with your left hand!
I only use one hand!
It's the goal!
If you put it here, it's the goal!
Here we go!
Wow! It's amazing!
Did you bring so much with only one hand?
I really made a mistake!
It means you did it twice!
I did it!
I really made a mistake!
Anyway, Matenro succeeded in bringing back a total of 27 items!
The next challenger is Tomahawk!
Thank you!
Is it a daily necessities item?
Like batteries!
Yes, yes, yes!
Like small and high batteries!
Oh, look!
It's a thermostat 2000W technology!
It's almost the same!
You reach this corner after all!
It's expensive!
If it's too small, you can't hold it, so you can make it bigger and put it on!
Like a big board!
Yes, yes, yes!
How is it?
As a stand for 2000 yen!
Yes, yes!
How is it?
You can put it on here with this base!
I see!
That was good!
Furthermore!
Do you want to use it as a base?
Let's use it as a base!
I only buy bases!
She adds one bread to the base!
Is it okay?
And!
Is it a foundation?
It's not a foundation!
It's a makeup item!
Can you put it on your lips?
Can you put it on your fingertips?
Can you put it on a chicken steak and a hamburger?
It's different, right?
Yes!
Cucumber's future!
And lastly!
It's cheap!
She adds a last spurt of food items!
Thank you!
Shopping is over!
There are quite a lot of things!
Let's buy a foundation first!
There are quite a lot of things!
Are we going to sell bread?
I'm scared of bread!
As planned, she makes a foundation and carefully puts products on it!
It's scary!
Furthermore!
Okay!
The easy-to-drop items are hidden under Kin-chan's short hair!
You have to have short hair to do it!
However!
I can't do it anymore!
This is a penalty! I'm sorry!
You brought it all!
Give it to me!
I don't even need a drink!
Let's go, Kin-chan!
You can do it! You can do it!
Let's go, Kin-chan!
You can do it! You can do it!
Don't touch me!
I can't see what's in front of me!
Just barely!
To the right!
You can do it! You can do it!
There's no point in saying "die", you know?
You can do it!
You did a great job!
Thank you for your hard work!
You did a great job!
He brought back 48 shina coins, which is more than the amount of "matenro" in Japanese currency.
He's saying "takano", isn't he?
How did the 9,000 yen penalty result sound?
It's "choco" or "ichoco", isn't it?
And so, the last challenger is "alco and peace"!
Alright! Let's go!
Even if I die, I'll win.
And so, they immediately discover something with an opening.
Even if I die, I'll win.
What is that?
Eh? Isn't this a base?
This is a base.
It's like a yagura.
It's like a jenga where you stack things up.
Just like with "onigoe", the strategy is to make a pedestal.
Ah, but it's solid.
Furthermore...
Isn't this fine?
Ah, I see!
With this, you can make a yagura with an umbrella.
That's nice!
That's true!
You can do that!
And you'll be strong.
That's right.
They added a cane and an umbrella.
They invented an improved base.
They're smart.
They're smart. They're really smart.
Let's start with the big ones.
With the jenga style...
Like this?
Can I move it?
Yes.
Wow!
This is totally fine!
This is great!
Ah, it's a good shape.
Ah, it's interesting!
It's interesting!
Oh, it's good!
It looks like you can play with it.
Yeah.
What is it?
What do you mean "play with it"?
Okay, okay, okay.
What do you mean "play with it"?!
What do you mean "interesting"?!
Anyway, they chose square products as their main items and their shopping is complete.
That's good, isn't it?
Could it be...
Awesome!
Only the bottom part!
Oh!
It's sparkling!
Wow!
Awesome!
It's really stable!
Awesome!
It's the best!
Wow, this is...
It's beautiful!
It's easy!
There's nothing to drop!
There's nothing wrong with it!
Wow!
It's beautiful!
It's like you're looking at a work of art!
Wow!
Awesome!
Hey!
This is...
Not only in terms of numbers, but also in terms of art...
Artistic aspect?
It's neatly stacked, as I thought.
This is the difference between the roughness of Yoshimoto Industry.
You haven't seen it, have you? You haven't seen it, have you?
I want you to see it.
Indeed, I see.
These were the three companies' own ways of carrying goods.
But, what are the results of these?
We'll show you. Please show us!
Here you are!
Wow!
How much?
Now, Mateto-san has 57,774 yen.
And, Onikoe-san has 54,241 yen.
And, Alcoa de Pez-san has 55,351 yen!
It's surprisingly close!
It's already decided!
Alright!
That was close!
Seriously?! There wasn't a penalty!
There wasn't!
It's because of the penalty!
Now, we'd like to move on to the second round.
It's getting dim already.
From now on, we'll add "one-item-unpacking rule".
Yes, in the second round, only one item can be unpacked.
We'll add this rule.
The key of the game is which item to open and which item to use for carrying.
So, first of all, we'll start with Matenro, who is back in the first round.
So, you use one hand like this, and you open it and use it like this...
Ah, it's easy!
It's easy!
So, Matenro's unpacked item is...
This guy has a lot of business.
An umbrella!
You open the umbrella and inside of it...
It's strong, isn't it?
Wow, wow, wow! You can use it like this.
It's heavy, but it's important.
We can use it a lot!
That's true.
We can use it a lot!
So, we'll use something as light and expensive as possible.
Umeboshi for 400 yen!
Ah, this is the best!
Umeboshi for 400 yen is the best!
It's not the best!
Are you stupid?
So, he buys mainly light and expensive items...
and puts them all on the umbrella.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
That's dangerous! That's dangerous!
This is probably about 30 kilograms!
Okay! Okay!
This is my shop! This is my shop!
Ah, it's low!
I did it!
I was too greedy!
Can I put it back?
Yes, you can.
It's safe to drop it in the shop.
So, they'll put it back and try again.
Can you do it?
I'm not good at this.
You can do it! You can do it!
I'm dead!
It's like a bath bomb.
My left arm is in pain!
I'm moved!
I can't raise my arm!
So, the record of "Matenro" is 821,448 yen.
The total amount of money with one round is 132,222 yen, and it's in first place.
Next is "Trying out the "demon voice tomahawk".
What kind of product did they open?
Go straight! Go straight!
Can you do it?
Go straight! Go straight!
It's coming! It's coming! It's coming!
It's coming! It's coming!
I can't see anything!
T-shirt?
T-shirt!
Go straight! Go straight!
T-shirt!
Go straight! Go straight!
Yes, they used a T-shirt.
They tied up their sleeves and closed up their neck with a wooden box and made a big bag of "demon voice tomahawk".
We could go further!
Yes, like this!
This has high capacity and high strength!
Go straight! Go straight!
Straight! Narunaru! Straight!
Look back! Look back!
It looks like it is getting heavy!
Straight! Straight! Straight!
Only one more meter left!
OK! OK!
Yeah!
It's really hard, isn't it?
This project turned out to be an unexpected physical competition.
The record for overtaking is 68,170 yen.
The total amount of money is 122,414 yen.
It's not enough for Matenro.
And last is "ALCO & PEACE".
They were particular about the beautiful way of carrying goods.
What kind of items did they use?
Is it okay?
Wow!
It's gum tape!
Wow!
Yes, it's gum tape.
By putting goods together,
you can carry them conveniently.
In addition, by wrapping it around your body, you can avoid the burden on your arms.
I can do anything, can't I?
It's coming! It's coming!
Something fell! Something fell!
Drop it! Drop it!
It's very stable!
Ah, but it's not easy.
It's not easy.
While taking advantage of the first one...
You did a good job!
I didn't expect you to use such a dirty hand.
We are humans who carry things.
We are not humans.
We are convenience men.
Convenience men.
As you can see, the final result is...
The winner is "ALKO & PEACE".
That's it for today.
How was it, everyone?
The studio was more excited than the audience.
It was, but...
I don't know, but...
I think the children's ratings were very good.
How about you, Ms. Haruna?
Well, I don't know...
I don't know if only the first round was good.
What do you mean?
How about you, Mr. Shigemori?
I was a little moved.
Oh, you were moved!
When you came last with the duct tape, I thought, "Was that possible?"
I felt refreshed.
That's good, that's good.
So, the children's ratings were bad.
It's 32.
Next, we will introduce and verify various theories that exist in the world.
"Everyone's Theory Corner".
Tonight's presenter is...
Mr. Tamuro Kenji!
What's wrong?
What are you so nervous about?
You look like you're waiting for something.
Um...
Can you give me a pen?
Oh, you always have it with you.
Yes.
That's right.
So I'm thinking of doing it with no look.
What are you saying?
But you should have brought it with you.
You should have brought it with you.
Please take it later.
I won't.
I'm sorry.
What are you doing?
By the way...
Yes?
Everyone...
Do you know Mikoshidako?
Goronji?
Oh...
Please do it properly.
Mikoshidako?
Do you know Mikoshidako?
It's like a bump on the shoulder when you do mikoshi.
That's right.
Have you ever seen it in real life?
No, I haven't.
I've seen it on TV.
There's a lot of bumps.
That's right.
The shape has changed.
Recently...
Well, it hasn't been done for a while.
I see.
Because of Corona...
That's why I brought it with me.
Here it is!
"Mikoshi-taco-no-shuto" (Mikoshi-taco-no-shuto)
"Taco-shoushitsu-setsu" (Taco-disappearance- theory)
I don't know about it!
In the past two years...
Yes.
I haven't carried it for two whole years.
I see, I see, I see.
If I did it normally, I wouldn't be able to carry it.
Well, in case of something bad happening...
Like a "yami-matsuri" (dark festival)
It happens, doesn't it?
Like "dappo-omikoshi" (dark festival)
As long as I don't do that...
You can't carry it, right?
I can't hide it.
I can't write it in such a useless language.
I wrote it all down.
I can't write it in such a useless language.
So, it wasn't your words, right?
Of course.
"dappo-omikoshi" (dark festival)
I see.
Then, I'm sorry.
Then, it can't be helped.
"dappo-omikoshi" (dark festival)
I wrote it down.
But I also agreed with it, so I can say it.
Of course.
It's my responsibility, too.
You didn't have to say it.
I didn't have to say it.
But I liked "dappo-omikoshi", so I said it.
He liked it.
This program was brought to you by these sponsors.
I put a gum on my shoes.
You said "necha necha" (dark festival)
People of Mikoshi Daco,
It's about time to verify the theory of the disappearance of octopus in Corona.
In Corona, festivals all over Japan have been suspended.
In addition, Mikoshi's appearance has also been lost in the past two years.
Isn't the octopus of katsugite-tachi also disappearing?
So, the first person I interviewed was...
Thank you for your cooperation.
Mr. Sekido, 33 years of Mikoshi history.
Before COVID-19, he wore it once a month.
This is a three-year-old Mikoshi octopus.
One on each right shoulder and neck.
Is it really that big?
Is that octopus really gone?
Is it still there?
No, it's not.
It's big.
Thank you.
It's still there.
It's not big!
It's still there, right?
And it's not small either.
Have you ever thought of taking it?
Not once.
My wife doesn't like it.
Your wife takes it for you?
Yes, because it's embarrassing.
I'm quite proud of it.
It's a medal.
The real one is bigger on the left.
It's embarrassing.
The left one is about the same.
It's like a symmetry.
In the end, you can only fight on the right.
You can't fight on the left.
I don't think like that.
I can go either way.
Is there anything you're proud of about Mikoshi octopus?
Like his shoulder back.
It fits my shoulder and it's very tight.
It's fixed.
It's very convenient.
Hello.
Although he's from Fukugoshi, it's obvious that he's from the south.
He's been doing Mikoshi for 30 years.
Mr. Yamawaki is 57 years old.
How many Mikoshi do you catch a year?
About 70.
Do you go all over Japan?
It's pretty dangerous.
Two years ago, the octopus was about this size.
It's big.
Can you believe it?
It's big.
It's not big at all.
It's amazing.
It's getting smaller now, but it'll get bigger as the season goes on.
How small is it?
About 1.5 to 2 centimeters.
It did get smaller, but it didn't go away.
When I was hospitalized for an accident, my doctor told me that I had blood clots on my shoulder.
He asked me if I should remove it.
If it's removed, I won't be able to wear Mikoshi anymore, so please don't do it.
If it's not removed...
It doesn't hurt.
It doesn't hurt at all.
There's an octopus here, so the octopus will hit it.
It's like a cushion.
Is there anything you've learned in your daily life?
If you put it on your shoulder, it'll get stuck in your shoulder.
Everyone says that.
Next is Ichihara, who owns Maimiko City. He's 42 years old.
Can you show me?
Sure.
It's so big.
It's the same size as two years ago.
I used to do sales work, and it was difficult to take a weekend off because of the festival, and I wanted to do mikoshi, so I changed jobs and came to a different job, but is it a change of job because of mikoshi?
That's right.
Is there anything you've gained from being able to do mikoshi daco?
For example, when there is no place like my room to lean on, I just sat down with my hands on my pillow and held my bag.
Mikoshi daco, which can be used for such a pillow, and others are completely different.
There it is.
Wow, that's amazing.
It's coming around the back.
It's like a neck pillow that's likely to be useful for long-distance travel such as flying planes.
It's like this in the back.
Well, to be honest, if you look at it from a festival- free person's point of view, you'll definitely wonder what it is.
I don't think it's changed that much.
It's like a woman's chest-shaped cup, and I often say that it's about a c-cup in terms of cups.
It's a little pointed, but there's nothing on it.
And inside is a woman's personal item.
Where is it?
This is it.
Oh, it's a little small.
It's a little puffy, isn't it?
It's like this.
It's not small.
It's not.
There's also this little kiohara type.
It's like a c-cup in the back.
It's very even.
Middle kiohara type.
Wow, that's amazing.
Are there two of them?
And the one in the back.
The one in the back?
That's amazing.
Wow, that's amazing.
What is that?
That's really amazing.
It's attached somewhere.
And it looks like his neck is stuck in his body.
It's a toguro brother and father type.
I don't need an explanation like that.
It's really big.
Yeah.
Wow.
That's amazing.
That's a good price for a toguro.
Has it gotten smaller?
I don't feel like it's gotten smaller.
It hasn't changed?
It hasn't changed.
Meanwhile, Watanabe-san...
Wow!
It's so clear.
What is this?
A mikoshi-dako?
What is this? No, it's a mikoshi-dako.
It's like a baby's back shot like in kanji.
Wow!
Is there anything useful about having a mikoshi- dako?
It's a shoulder bag.
What does that mean?
It means that you can carry a mikoshi-dako.
Wow!
It's like a baby's back shot like in kanji.
It was amazing.
I want you to give us a mikoshi-dako.
It's like an illustration.
A mikoshi-dako.
No, no, no.
It's not carrying a mikoshi-dako.
It's only for carrying a mikoshi-dako.
It's only for acting.
Mr. Fujii is carrying one, too.
I'm carrying one, too.
Do you want me to give you one?
A mikoshi-dako.
It's amazing.
It was amazing beyond imagination.
Next week is a special verification of Panera's theories.
When we were doing a show in the men's toilet, we could see almost everything from the outside.
In the opening, Panera's theories were released at a distance.
And the ones that can be verified are actually on VTR.
Mr. Funtown, if you were young at the time, your theories wouldn't have sold so well.