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Happy Wednesday, everyone!
Let's go! Our first presenter is this person!
Oh, it's been a while!
Yes, I'm Chihara Jr.!
Hello!
It's "Hello".
Well, everyone, in this world,
various things are done,
Yes, yes.
At this timing, this person who says this,
"Amazing", or "I can't believe it",
Is it possible for one word to come out of this place?
"Amazing", like that.
It's like you changed the air conditioner.
Yes! "Do you still remember?" like that.
Well, everyone, I think there are one or two like that.
Yes, yes, yes.
By the way, if I may say so,
Yes.
More than 20 years ago,
at the Tokyo Dome,
there was a "sakuraba" voice line.
Yes.
After seeing it,
Matsumoto Hitoshi's "jagger" and
Kouji Joshi's "imada".
Yes.
And I was riding in the back.
Yes.
There, "what would today's voice be like at night?"
That "konto" started.
I see.
I was going crazy,
and I couldn't sleep anymore.
In the meantime,
children of the Gracie family went to the old man's room in the main room and said,
Throw me a towel!
No, no, no, no!
That "konto" from the Tokyo Dome to Nakameguro,
they were doing it together.
It was insanely funny!
I think it's the funniest "konto" I've ever seen!
"King of "konto"
No, really! I did it alone!
I was wondering if my brother was laughing at me in the back mirror.
I'm curious about it.
I don't remember it at all!
It's like you should have remembered it!
There are things like that,
so I brought this theory
because I think every entertainer has it.
Yes!
Comments that entertainers thought were the most amazing so far!
Investigation!
Wow, it looks amazing!
We asked imaginative people.
It's amazing!
My soul shook!
I was thrilled!
After this,
comments that entertainers thought were the most amazing!
In addition,
"Is that you singing?" pattern!
If you're an entertainer, you can say anything in one shot!
And!
Real demon voice prank from the manager!
Final!
"King of "konto" No, really! I did it alone!
I was wondering if my brother was laughing at me in the back mirror.
I'm curious about it!
It's like you should have remembered it!
There are things like that,
Comments survey that entertainers thought were the most amazing so far!
First of all, entertainers' comments that Panser Mukai thought were the most amazing so far!
There are various comments, of course, but...
About three years ago, when I was on "Cream Nanchara",
Kirin Kawashima-san, the members who appeared were Kawashima-san, Audrey Wakabayashi-san, Impulse Itakura- san, and the two of us on "Cream Stew".
Genichiro Tenryu-san explained the purpose of the project.
Well, that's Tenryu-san's voice, so I don't know what he's saying.
If that's the case, it's hard to say.
Among all of you super capable people, I was wondering who would say it, and when I saw it,
when Kawashima-san compared Tenryu-san's voice and said it,
I thought, "Wow, that's amazing."
You saw it on TV and thought it was amazing?
Yes. I've been watching "Rabbit" for about three years now.
I had a feeling that this person would do a huge job soon.
Here are some comments that predict Tenryu's success today.
We've received a message from someone. Can we hear it first?
You guys, thank you for coming today.
There are more and more super capable women out there, but you don't know the true value of pro- wrestling just by looking at handsome men's bodies.
It's a little scary, so talk like you're talking to customers and make pro-wrestling more popular.
Who do you think said it?
Of course it's Tenryu Genjiro, a pro-wrestler.
I don't know what he said. Did he say something like an espresso machine?
I don't know what he said.
He said, "Gaga."
Yes, that's it.
I think he compared Tenryu-san's voice to something, but I've never seen it before.
I thought, "Wow, he really is amazing," and "I guess he'll sell even more," when I saw this.
Next, we surveyed the comments of entertainers that Kawashima thought were the most amazing so far.
The one that shocked me the most when I saw it on TV was "40-year-old entertainer who can't quit his job because he's over 40 years old."
When I saw Mr. Kenkoba-san's comment as a guest, my heart shook a little.
It's pretty recent, isn't it?
40-year-old entertainer who can't quit his job because he's over 40 years old.
There are many entertainers like that in Hinadan.
One of them is Mr. Tiger.
He's a very busy man who's married and has children, but he's always working part-time.
When Mr. Tiger appears in "Ametalk" for the first time, he takes a picture of the moment when "Ametalk" is decided to appear.
"Ametalk" will be released soon," says his wife. "Wow, that's great," he says, but his wife cries first because of the excitement.
Seeing that, Mr. Tiger also cries and says, "Wow, you've been working hard all this time," and his wife says, "I think Mr. Tiger is the most interesting entertainer in the world."
There is a very good VTR and the studio is full of emotional atmosphere.
Of course, I'm crying in front of the TV and Mr. Tiger is also crying.
In such an emotional atmosphere, here is a word spoken by Mr. Tiger.
Hey, what are you doing?
I took a bath and came here, and I thought I'd give you a little good memory by quitting my job.
But your wife said you were the most interesting entertainer in the world.
That's right.
Next time, I'll beat you up and wake you up.
Wait a minute.
It's bad.
It's a bad word, isn't it?
You don't have to say this.
You don't have to say, "Well, good luck."
But when I saw it on TV, I think all the entertainers who watched it were crying, but once I cried, my tear glands stopped.
That's right. Our job is entertainers, so no matter what style and body you bend, you can't get rid of your laughter.
I think "binta" was a good word.
It's a little too strong for "naguru", but I want to wake you up with "binta".
I think it's a word that Mr. Tiger has calculated himself, and it's a character of his aunt.
I was shocked to think "what was my job?"
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Next is the comment of an entertainer that Mr. Shima of New York thought was the most amazing so far.
I still have an impression of Mr. Cookie's return.
Around March, we also released it on a regular basis.
Leave it to Acco.
At the end of the program, Mr. Acco said to Mr. Cookie, "Isn't the serious issue of the Olympics and Cookie difficult?"
In response, Mr. Cookie replied.
Well, in a word, the return is novel.
When I saw it in front of me, it was shocking.
The end roll played and there was no time until the end of the live broadcast.
Here is the return of "cookie" sent by "acco".
I don't know if this is a round Olympic problem, but I think "cookie" is a little difficult.
What is it?
Shushushu.
One, two...
Acco, congratulations!
Thank you for your hard work.
Is there anything else?
I think there are a lot of replies.
Yes.
There are comments that say you're really good at one thing or say you're good at something.
And on the contrary, there are comments that say you're only good at Japanese.
I think it's possible because you're a novel cookie.
You're novel.
I thought it was amazing and interesting.
Next is...
Comments by entertainers who thought their vocalism was the best so far.
I'll start with Hamada-san's comment.
In "Downtown" on Wednesday, there was a theory that men were 100% famous and women were 0% famous.
I was there, too.
The men's team and the women's team split up and did a quiz program.
There was a penalty game where electricity would flow, and everyone was doing the quiz seriously.
In the meantime, the men's team and the women's team were in conflict.
In the middle of it, Hamada-san was blamed for something.
Hamada-san, who was blamed by Yuu-san, said, "I'll kill you."
Of course, I think it's because of Hamada-san and Yuu- san's relationship.
It's been a while since I heard that phrase.
And what's even more amazing is that after that...
He said, "You're pretty good at Katagiri."
I'll kill you.
This is Hamada's cover of "I'll kill you."
I didn't say the third one.
Oh, you were about to say something unnecessary.
Isn't it a punishment?
I'm just saying the question.
I'm just saying what Matsumoto-san said.
I'll kill you.
It's been a while since I heard that.
I'm not in it anytime.
I'll kill you.
You were so desperate for this quiz.
Usually, people say "I'll kill you" and that's it.
They say "why not?"
Because I can come in anytime.
It's not "I'll kill you."
It's "I'll kill you."
It's not threatening.
It's like...
It's like a promise.
I'm just reporting what I've decided.
At that place and at that timing,
I think the most interesting thing is that one word.
Now, it's hard to get along with people.
I think it's a little difficult for entertainers as a whole.
That's where fun comes first.
Hamada-san said, "I like that part."
I thought like that.
Did you come in it once?
I did.
You didn't come in it.
I didn't.
It's not like you can come in it again.
It's not like that.
I'll kill you.
So, what Makaisum thought was amazing was Hamada's one word.
You can come in it anytime.
I'll kill you.
You're versatile.
You're really versatile.
Thank you for coming in.
Was it good?
It was good.
It was good atmosphere.
It's good for a show.
It changed 180 degrees.
What about you, IJUNI?
When I was young, I thought it was amazing.
I'm a comedian and a detective.
I went shopping on TV.
I was embarrassed to say I wanted it.
I was wondering what you would do.
You said you wanted all the products to die.
I didn't get angry with the sponsor or the director.
But we are very interesting.
I want it to die.
I always say I want it to die.
You say amazing things from time to time.
What about you, KOMUYA?
I have a great impression of you.
I saw your press conference when you had esophagitis.
I thought you were very cool.
Before you explain your illness, you smoke and smile.
You don't make me feel sad.
Here is TATEKAWA's opinion.
This is a picture of the mucous membrane.
If you still have esophagitis in this mucous membrane, you should think like this.
One day you will have esophagitis.
I've been thinking about how to die.
It's better to have esophagitis than to die.
What about you, MATSUMO?
I'm thinking about it now.
When JUNJI TAKADA got involved with an ordinary person, the girl forced him.
She said, "What are you doing? Are you eating crabs?"
I remember that scene very well.
Don't say such a thing!
She is also a female main character.
She may be called "IMATA".
Times have changed.
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Next, we will look at the comments of entertainers that you think are the most amazing.
The first comment that I thought was amazing was
Mr. Shizuru Ikeda's response to Fuji TV's "goody" when it came to dark sales issues.
This was amazing and it became a hot topic among entertainers.
I think it showed the newest form of comments.
Here is Mr. Shizuru Ikeda who was directly hit by dark sales issues.
"goody", what do you think about this incident?
This incident...
What you are thinking now...
Wow, that's interesting.
That's quite a range.
Running away or hiding.
This is it.
No matter how many times you watch it, it's so funny.
It doesn't stop.
Everyone was wondering what to say about it.
Their faces are funny too.
The means everyone took were to run away from that kind of material.
That's right.
We had to try not to answer as much as possible.
That's right.
What's amazing about Ikeda-san is
first of all, it's so funny.
The entertainers can tell right away.
Ikeda-san, this is so funny.
They can tell.
For the general public,
it's quite shocking.
He doesn't say a word.
That's what it looks like.
With that kind of comment,
for example, if you make a lot of fun of it, it will be cut.
With that kind of line,
it won't be cut, but it will be funny for people who know it.
I see.
It was a great answer.
"He doesn't say a word" is important.
Otherwise, the cameraman can't wait.
He doesn't say a word.
It's not like "I'll say it."
From what Ikeda-san told me,
I think he did about 15 of them,
and when it started raining,
he went home.
Because of that, the entertainers got excited,
and in my image,
various people like
Tomosano Kubo-san and Yurian
started making fun of it.
Everyone
was talking in the dressing room.
Ikeda-san, did you see that?
The next day of M-1,
they were talking about M-1.
In the dressing room.
That was amazing.
By the way,
in this comment survey,
there is one more entertainer
who said Shizuru Ikeda's name.
CHOCOLATE PLANET MATSUO
In 2014, in the KING OF GON and final,
the judges were decided by the one who lost in the semi-final.
At that time, when Mr. Hamada said "It was Shizuru".
I remember Mr. Ikeda's comment was amazing.
I went to the final and saw it from the stage.
Even though I couldn't go to the final, I learned a lot about how to leave such a mark.
I thought it wasn't over because I lost.
Here is a word that left a mark among entertainers.
How was it?
It's frustrating.
It can't be helped.
Shizuru, first of all, thank you for your hard work.
Thank you very much.
I'm bleeding out of my hands.
No, but Rubber Girl has already lost, but I think it's really heartwarming.
If there's anyone who makes fun of Rubber Girl, I'll kick them out of here.
Shut up!
Thank you, thank you.
No, no.
No, as expected of you.
There are so many entertainers.
Certainly, this is a good one.
In the final stage of the show, it was broadcast live.
After all, it was given by Downtown.
The comments at that time were all very difficult in the end, and if you say something safe all of a sudden, or if you skip it too much, it will be messed up.
You said that exquisite place.
It's a live broadcast, so you've got time, right?
When I'm talking, I can see that Hamada-san is in a very bad mood.
I know, I know.
When that happens, I can't laugh even if I'm wondering if everything is okay.
After all, from the first shot of "Thank you for your hard work," to the "dong!"
The comments after that were also tight.
I thought it was the best comment.
I just noticed it myself, but I think I naturally stole that grasp of "thank you for your hard work."
I've used it a little in various places and stages.
Next is a comment by an entertainer who thought the Viking Highland Trail was the most amazing thing ever.
I remember that Mr. Arita of "Datsuryoku Times" of Fuji TV is a little amazing.
"Datsuryoku Times" is a content-specific program that took over a news program.
Various bokeh from the program side are pushed in by entertainer guests who know nothing about it.
However, the cast of "Viking Highland Trail" is...
As a whole frame, the script for that day was all set up by my partner Nishimura.
So it was really messed up.
The actress and actor kept making bokeh and I kept going in.
In the middle of it, Ana Ozawa, who is next to Mr. Arita, suddenly crouched down and collapsed.
I thought, "What the hell is this?"
In such a situation, what was Arita's comment?
Mr. Arita said, "Oh, this is also a script by Mr. Nishimura."
Then the staff came in and made Mr. Ozawa stand up.
As Mr. Arita was writing the script, he said, "This is a script in which Mr. Ozawa collapses and brings Mr. Ozawa out."
Mr. Arita said it all while looking at the script.
Mr. Arita, you don't have to read the whole script during the show.
"You're a professional, aren't you?" I said.
Somehow, the show ended.
In fact, Mr. Ozawa was really unwell at the time and really collapsed.
Mr. Arita told me about it.
Just like it was included in Mr. Nishimura's script, it was all ad-libbed and made it funny.
I was a little numb.
Without ruining the plan or stopping the progress.
If it were me, I'd be impatient and stop it.
I think a lot of people would probably stop it.
Kotoge was moved by Alita's response power that didn't make him feel what was happening.
Usually, after recording, I don't have anything to say about it.
Kotoge told me about it the other day.
Are you sure you're watching it on TV?
I think I just found out.
I thought it was kind of cool.
It's cool, isn't it?
When Alita said, "I'm writing the script," I said, "You don't have to say everything. You're a professional, aren't you?"
He said, "I'm a professional, aren't I?"
So, the last comment from an entertainer who thinks Nights Arawa is the best so far.
He's a master of the criminal society.
He's a master of downtown.
He's a master like Matsumoto.
He's only about ten years old.
I've been watching you for a long time.
You have about a million comments.
Can I use one of my memories?
One comment about downtown on Wednesday.
This is Matsumoto's comment, which was particularly impressive.
Here's the next presenter. Please come in!
Oh, it's rare!
Thank you very much!
That's amazing!
Why is that?
It's very fresh.
It's like a combination of the two!
You like combinations of the two, don't you?
No, no, no.
What I like about Wednesday's "Downtown" is...
When a presenter comes out, Matsumoto-san likes to tweak and make fun of it every time.
At this time, Fujiwara-san came out and said "combination of the two".
Usually, people say "combination is unusual" or "haranishi, come on!"
I think that's what you say, don't you?
That's where the conflict...
How can I say it?
It's like "the correct answer has come out!"
It's like that, after all.
Because a combination of the two is decided.
There's no doubt that it's a combination of the two.
Because it's made up of two people.
That's why you say "combination of the two", don't you?
That's why it's funny.
If it's "trio", it feels like a combination of the two.
But "combination of the two" is funny as a word.
And when you say "combination of the two", there are probably many words you use against it.
Like "it's a combination of the two", or like Fujimoto- san said...
"I like the word "combination of the two"."
The more words you use against it, the better it's funny.
So many things come out of it.
I think you can drink it as many times as you like.
I think you're pretty good at it.
I think you're a great veteran of the comedy industry.
I'm not a comedian, you know.
Anyway, the comment that Hanawa thought was amazing was...
It's "combination of the two", isn't it?
It was Matsumoto's "combination of the two".
It's "combination of the two" this month, isn't it?
Thank you for everything.
I'm glad you said it all, but "ikedano" is certainly...
I thought so, too.
It seems like you can say it right away.
The face is important.
I'm going to use it.
It's an assault, so you can't prepare it.
I was wondering if I couldn't say anything, so I took it.
You can take it like that, but the entertainers will notice it.
The people around you will especially notice it.
You're an amazing entertainer.
"ikedano" is "combination of the two".
I think you can use it.
You can use it, right?
It would be great if you could do it with "combination of the two".
Look at each other's faces and do what you did before.
Next presenter is this person.
Please come in.
Thank you for coming.
I brought a theory about "tsukkomi entertainers" that has been around for two years.
I haven't heard of it for two years.
You haven't heard of it, have you?
I don't remember you that much.
You remember me, don't you?
I remember you.
I know your name and your face.
It's just the same.
That's right.
It takes time.
I think you'll remember it if you say it.
This theory is this.
Are you going to sing?
"If you're a "tsukkomi entertainer", you can "tsukkomi" in one shot in any situation."
It's the second theory.
Thank you for coming.
I did it two years ago.
For example, "otogi" is "bungee" and "sagari" is "saga" and "tonde" is "fly".
I can't say that.
Are you going to fly?
"kogo" is "soccer" and "free kick" is "judge" kicking "free kick".
Are you going to kick?
I couldn't say it anymore.
I came up with it.
Are you going to do it?
On the contrary, Jinnai seems a little crazy.
No, no, it's not common sense.
That's right.
At the last "Are you going to do it?" meeting,
I sang it like this.
"Tokyo", "Yurakucho", "Shimbashi", "Ehem", "Are you going to do it?"
Jinnai sang it beautifully.
I want you to praise Jinnai's quickness.
Including "Are you going to sing?" in the past,
there are only two successful "tsukkomi" entertainers.
Although it is a very high theory of winning or losing,
That's right. There are many.
That's right.
There are four "Are you going to do it?" situations prepared this time.
First of all, the first "tsukkomi" entertainer is...
New York "yashiki"
And the "tsukkomi" word is...
Are you going to do it?
What does it mean?
While filming a fake haunted show...
An individual ghost who is supposed to go down to Itako...
I like Itako in this show.
If it goes down to AD...
Can you say this?
Can "yashiki" say "Are you going to do it?"
Thank you in advance.
Can you say "are you going to do it?"
Yes, of course.
I'm surprised.
Can you tell me the name of the deceased?
His name is "yashiki" Akira.
He is my grandfather.
First, Itako...
No, AD...
Then, she collects personal information about herself.
When you said "are you going to do it?"
What did you get?
"Hiroo" or "Hiroo-kun".
"Hiroo" or "Hiroo-kun"?
Yes.
Oh, I see.
I'll do it right away.
Yes, please.
What is it?
This is difficult.
I know.
Sure.
Grandpa.
Hiroo.
It's been a while.
What?
It's cold.
It's cold, isn't it?
Grandpa.
What?
Yes, it is.
It's difficult.
It can't be helped.
Grandpa.
Hiroo.
Are you all right?
This is...
Grandpa, you're wrong.
The place you get off.
At last, he rushed into this abnormal situation.
He wasn't an AD, but...
He rushed into grandpa.
I see.
Grandpa, you're wrong.
The place you get off.
Here is a spoiler.
What?
If you become an AD, will you get off?
No, I won't say it!
I won't say it!
I've seen it on TV many times.
I thought I would say it if I were an AD.
I see.
It's just a comment.
Grandpa, you're wrong.
You get off!
When I saw it on TV, I felt like I was wrong.
I see.
Shall we try it again?
Let's see if it's right.
This system.
The system is right.
I see.
Grandpa.
Hiroo.
You get off!
You got it wrong!
The next target is...
Dian Tsuda.
And his catchphrase is...
Are you going to bite me?
Tsuda seems like he's going to bite you.
At a fake police station location,
during a common training experience,
he thought he was going to get bitten by a dog,
but in reality, he was going to get bitten by a trainer.
I think I can do it!
You can do it!
You have to do it!
This is going to be easy.
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Are you okay?
I'm so scared!
Alright, let's do it!
Could it be...
Go!
What's going on?!
What?! What?!
What?! What?! What?!
What?! What?!
What are you doing?!
This has been going on forever.
I feel like it's been a thousand years, but...
What is it?! What?! What?!
What is it?! What?!
What?! What?!
You're scared of this, aren't you?
Scared!
Why are you eating it?!
I ate it!
You didn't eat it.
You thief!
What did you do to my head?
Your head?
What is it?
Please calm down.
What is it?
Can you say "will you bite me?" in one shot?
I won't say it!
I won't say it! I was in a hurry!
I thought it was a joke.
He has a good face.
When I first met him, he didn't call me "you".
Jinnai and Fujimo called you.
They only call me "delicate".
I have a lot of common sense.
The next comedian is...
Oideyasu Oda.
His catchphrase is...
will you bend me?
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When a foreign magician shows a spoon bend,
and a translator next to him bends it,
will Oda say "will you bend me?" with all his might?
I think you can do it.
There is a switch, too.
First of all, he shows another trick.
That's good.
I've been watching you.
Thank you very much.
Now that his throat is in good condition,
it's time for the spoon bend.
It's a very difficult trick,
so I will hold it and explain it.
Here and here.
Don't blink.
Here we go.
She didn't say it out loud.
What does it mean? What are you doing?
Ito-san did it.
She might have done it.
You shouldn't do it. You will be seen.
You will be seen.
She continued to confirm it in a low voice.
No matter how long she waited, she didn't say it out loud.
Here is a spoiler.
What does it mean?
What is this?
"Omae ga Magerun Kai".
Impossible! Absolutely impossible!
Ah, that one! I watched it a lot!
The singer, right? The singer!
The magician?
If you are a comedian...
Wait! Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
"Omae ga Utaun Kai" is a tradition from the past.
It's a tradition from downtown.
Mr. Imada sang it and "Omae ga Utaun Kai" is well- known and everyone knows it.
But I've never heard of "Omae ga Magerun Kai"!
That's impossible!
Ah, that one!
That's the kind of verification you do.
So, the next target is...
Haruna Kondo Haruna.
Go for it!
And her slogan is...
It's "Ikisomo".
"Omae ga Kirun Kai".
Can you do it?
It's a close-up of a couple holding a wedding ceremony.
When they try on a wedding dress...
Ah, it's easy to see!
It's easy to see!
Who can do it?
So, first of all, they shoot a scene of a couple meeting.
A fake shop assistant waits for a wedding dress shop assistant.
It's easy to shoot.
Mr. Haruna, can you hold it for me?
Director, what do you think?
Michael Moon is not a director!
Wait a minute!
He's pretty good at it.
He even put a switch in it.
The shop assistant is ready to shoot.
Great! She's good at it!
She's bright.
She's the main actress.
She's pretty good at it.
She's ready.
How do you feel now, ma'am?
I can't stop my heart beating.
The first outfit is a normal wedding dress with a frill.
I see.
It's pretty.
Let's see the second outfit.
In the second outfit, a waitress appears in a wedding dress.
My heart is pounding.
It's wonderful.
I have to go there, too.
It's easy for me to say.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Let's see.
What will happen?
Let's see the second outfit.
Ma'am, please.
Why?
What are you doing?
Oh, I see.
What is this?
Ma'am, ma'am.
What is going on?
What is this?
Ma'am?
Please.
I wanted you to say "Are you listening?"
Why?
What are you doing?
You are here for work.
Why do you suddenly stop talking?
What is this?
What is it?
Wednesday's "downtown".
Wednesday's "downtown", huh?
What is this even in Wednesday's "downtown"?
I think you can say "Are you listening?"
Do you think I can say "Are you listening?" with this?
You know, I'm a public servant's daughter and I don't use "you" that much.
You do, don't you?
I'm from Kanto.
So I haven't said "Are you _______?" that much.
You say "Are you _______?"
I'm from Kanto.
However, no one was able to say "Are you _______?" this time.
Here is one more additional verification.
Please, please.
The target is...
"Are you ______?" experienced person, Ginsha di Kashimoto.
That's right, it's you.
This...
It's funny.
It's funny, but...
Even though he couldn't say "Are you ______?" last time...
He's reflecting. He's definitely reflecting.
In addition, he experienced "Are you ______?" verification for the second time.
This is the fourth time, so he should be able to say "Are you ______?" this time.
So, like last time, the manager will invite him for a meal.
It's been two years, right?
I don't know.
He'll say "Are you ______?" this time.
The restaurant is different, but...
In the same situation...
First of all, before eating the rice ball, he takes a snack.
It's getting early in the morning. Is there anything fun to do?
I'm really looking forward to it.
But...
Are you in a good mood?
Yes.
Then it's good.
There is nothing fun in life anymore.
It's a heavy story.
I see.
Isn't there anything like this?
Isn't there anything fun?
I don't think so.
Then it's good.
Go home, take a bath, eat a lot of food and go out.
It's fun.
From his appearance, he is a successful celebrity.
I don't really want to do it anymore.
He is 41 years old this year.
Is he single?
We can see the darkness of a single man.
Finally, the rice ball is served.
What will happen?
I'll take the rice ball and give it back.
No, you eat it!
You eat it!
You can't eat it!
I remember it.
He remembered it.
He took a big bite.
You eat it!
I'll take the rice ball and give it back.
No, you eat it!
What is it?
It's beautiful.
No, you eat it!
You eat it!
You can't eat it!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for your loss.
I'm back.
See?
As expected, Ayashi is heavy.
I remembered it.
I want to remember it.
I remembered it the moment I sat down.
You flashbacked, didn't you?
Yes.
I had a smart experience.
I see.
Wednesday.
Yes.
I'm back.
If I was wrong, I would apologize.
I see.
There were customers.
I was swallowed by the air.
I should have come out earlier.
Did you wait for this moment?
I was nervous.
I was eating tempura.
But I didn't have a camera.
By the way, how do you feel about your comment?
Thank you.
What's up with this "hero interview" kind of thing?
I don't think that's what you're thinking.
You probably couldn't say "you" to the target.
I'm sure I'm saying "you", right?
Yes.
By the way, why am I doing this again?
First of all...
So, if it's the second time, I'll say it.
I see.
But one thing I noticed about this theory is...
Hashimoto said it well...
But it's not very interesting.
If you say it, you say it.
I think Stado can do it.
I think so, too.
Well, but for the third time...
Yes.
Why don't you put up an antenna for the people who make comments like this?
I see.
But accidents do happen somewhere.
Some comedians do this against contrast ideas.
Do you know that it's Wednesday?
So...
Are you going to close it?
No, I'm not!
See, you don't like it.
I don't like it at all.
The next presenter is this person!
Please come in!
Hmm?
Are you there?
It's me, Onigo Eto Mohawk!
Congratulations!
Yes.
So, this time...
Yes.
I brought that theory with me!
I'm happy!
Oh, is that so?
Here it is!
Yes!
If you suddenly get hit by Onigo Eto Mohawk's "shut up, you!" from your manager,
you'll be in a more serious situation than you think!
It's a theory called "final"!
Final!
Yes!
If you play this game over and over again...
Yes, yes.
This "final" is also suitable for "shut up, you!"
Yes, it is.
"godfather" and "outrageous" also end in a trilogy,
so I think it's more beautiful to end it here.
Yes, it is.
I wonder if I can beat "girora" in "kokko-eki"?
It was so tight!
And "girora" was so popular on social media!
He left a famous quote.
Should I hit you or make a stamp?
Suddenly, the manager said "shut up, Tomahawk!"
Then, the situation got serious.
So...
Good morning.
This time, they're in charge of fighting and making jokes.
And the first target is...
Good morning.
All of a sudden?
Riki Choshu.
I'm scared of managers.
I've been scared of machines for a long time.
I'm scared.
If you're serious about it, you can change your shape.
By the way, this time...
Shut up!
Who? Me?
You're lowering your image of Italians in Japan.
Should I hit you?
You're fast.
I'm scared of you.
I'm so scared of you.
"Shut up" is played by a fake new manager.
And...
I know you don't think about it, but...
I like women, but...
I don't want it to end badly like Junichi Shida.
You don't believe me?
I don't believe you.
And...
Kin-chan, who is more sincere about it, is played by a real manager in Choshu.
Shintaro.
Shintaro?
Yes, Shintaro.
Shintaro, are you serious about it?
I'm serious about it.
And...
First of all, I'd like to take a picture of you.
What?
Are you serious about it?
The picture will end soon.
What?
It's a little weird.
It's already weird.
It's not like that.
They go to another bathroom in Choshu.
And as a result of this, a fight between the two managers breaks out.
When Choshu returns to the room and stops the fight between them, "shut up" is played.
"Are you okay? You're gonna get killed." "No, I'm not." "You're so skinny."
"Here he comes." "I'm scared."
I'm scared. I can't stand it.
"I can't stop him." "What's going on?" "I can't stop him." "Are you kidding me?"
"What?" "What?" "He sat down."
Choshu sits down and does not interfere with the fight in front of him. "Are you serious?" "He's frustrated with his little fight."
Then...
"Stop it! Stop it!" "What's he doing?!" "Stop it! Stop it!" "Wow."
Wow, that's amazing.
Hey, it's over now!
What should we do?
Steal shooting is over
I'm done! I'm coming back!
It's over!
He hits the desk and tries to stop fighting
But the words there are not "stop" but "it's over"
What should we do?
He avoids direct expressions and uses unique language senses
It's over!
And...
Shintaro, come to my room tonight
This is funny
This is really funny
This is serious
He calls his daughter out of fear and leaves the room
But it's really funny
It's funny
It's like a fight
I'm sure he's used to normal people.
What are you doing in front of me?
I think it's like that.
This is...
Cool!
What are you going to do?
This is our...
No, it's not like that.
I don't know anymore.
I can't help it.
I think it's like that.
No, it's not like that.
I can't help it.
So...
The staff chased him.
I'm scared.
They persuaded him to come back.
Really?
Let me explain the situation.
I'm relieved.
You did it.
I'm telling you now.
Yes.
Don't prank me.
That's not what I meant.
I'm sorry.
I'm a down-to-earth person.
Don't say it.
It's none of your business.
Don't say it.
Well...
I see.
It's like...
Don't do it in front of me.
After this...
I'm sorry.
I have something to say.
It's hard.
I'm sorry.
I was doing a relay race and Shintaro was doing a relay race.
Shintaro!
What are you two doing?
I'm sorry.
I was doing a relay race in front of you.
I'm sorry.
You should have done it earlier.
You two are stupid like this.
We are both stupid.
That's right.
Hey, Gin-chan.
Yes?
What are you talking about?
What a nice weather.
Weather?
It took some time.
I'm sorry.
No problem.
So...
Should we take off our shoes?
Yes, we should.
We didn't even take off our shoes.
I'd like to apologize, too.
It's too late for that.
After seeing Choshu's anger dissipate,
the two friends finally start their activities.
What's going on?
I'm sorry!
It's Mr. Obama's fault.
No, no, no.
Well...
Yes, yes.
I'm sorry for interrupting you.
No, it's fine.
If you're used to fighting...
Yes, I'm used to it.
No, no, no.
Please don't tell anyone about my house.
Oh, you're in a good mood now.
By the way, is it okay now?
It's okay now!
I'm sorry!
I want to go home.
It's okay!
They ended up not telling each other about their fight,
but somehow, Choshu is smiling again.
Well, it can't be helped.
I'm glad.
I'm glad!
Real "onigoe" prank.
The next target is...
Excuse me.
Why do you fight?
You look like a cow and a dog.
This is also a secret.
I have the image of a general Okinawan prince,
but I don't have any funny eyes.
No, you don't.
I was very violent when I was acting.
I'd hit my opponent if he fell.
I might hit you where you're noisy.
That's possible.
Because you're a straight-left-handed left-handed person.
That's a good thing.
In his acting days,
Choshu was known for his fierce fighting style.
He was a former world champion, but...
But you look like a woman.
But...
I'm a little scared.
What are you doing, you bastards?!
What are you doing?!
Hurry up!
What are you doing?!
Hurry up!
Shut up!
What are you doing?
Stop it!
They talked it out and quickly closed the distance.
But...
He's angry.
No, he's angry.
He's angry.
Look.
Bushiken, I don't think you really think so, but I don't know your glory days, so I think you just look like an Okinawan uncle who is having fun.
He's angry.
He's not a left straight, but he's a former world champion who's been throwing out some strong straights.
That's amazing.
So...
That's dangerous.
Here's a spoiler.
What's with this tension and anxiety?
What's wrong?
Huh?
Hello.
My name is Onio Etomo Hawk.
Nice to meet you.
My name is Onio Etomo Hawk, and I'm a comedian.
Yes.
What are you talking about?
We...
Huh?
We're comedians.
Yes.
Huh?
Do you know about our fight?
I don't know.
You don't know?
Oh, you don't know?
What is this?
You're scary.
Huh?
Um...
Do you know what this is?
Yes.
We're back.
Yes.
Don't say it!
Hey, hey, hey!
You're evil, aren't you? You're evil, aren't you?
I'm begging you. I'm begging you.
It's a prank! It's a prank. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's a prank.
It's a prank. I'm sorry. It's a prank.
It was my first time.
That's true.
Since you retired.
You knew about the punches and things like that, so you thought you could beat me.
Yes, I did.
You knew about that, too.
Yes, I did.
But, um...
But you know about it.
There is evidence that the boxer hit an ordinary person.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes.
This is completely different from this.
It's not but this is.
Then that's your way of doing it.
I know about it now.
I know about it.
And with that, their next target is...
Thank you very much.
Toro, Salmon, Kubo
Finally, I can calm down and watch it.
You are the last rich man.
Did you see his behavior?
What is this mask?
How is your fight with Kubo?
I talked with his manager.
His manager gave me his real opinion.
Even if this is a prank, he will contact me later.
I see.
He is anxious.
His manager gave me his real opinion.
Even if this is a prank, he will contact me later.
What will happen?
What the hell is wrong with you?
Stop it!
What's wrong with you?
You bastard!
What the hell is wrong with you?
Stop it!
Bastard!
Shut up!
What's wrong with you? Your eyes are red.
Don't just run away!
What?
Be aware of yourself as a champion and finish him!
That's why you have this job, right?
What's wrong with you?
I don't think it's true.
I'm just a manager of TORO SAMO.
My friends hate me.
I want to be a comedian who can boast more.
Don't worry about it.
I'm just a manager of TORO SAMO.
What's wrong with you?
Give it back!
I know what you're thinking about.
What's wrong with you?
I thought you'd laugh at me.
No.
I'm sorry.
Why are you talking to me like that?
KUBO TANI seems to think it's a bad joke of the managers.
I see.
Here's a spoiler.
What is it?
Did you notice that we had a fight?
I thought you said something like that.
Are you really trying to make me laugh?
What do you think of the content of the question?
It's a weird question.
It's not a topic that I'm doing like this.
So, the last target of the real demon voice prank is...
Excuse me.
Which one?
Edamame.
I can't do it.
This program was brought to you by these sponsors.
I don't know what's going on.
It's not like we're praising you.
Do people know who Edamame is?
I know a lot about him, so I'm scared.
I'm scared.
He was so dangerous that he wasn't called for a Friday Attack.
Edamame told me not to come.
He said he'd do it if I came.
He's a martial artist among martial artists.
He said he was the scariest among the Takeshi Corps.
He said he wouldn't make a joke if he got angry.
I'm scared.
He's been talking about scary things lately, but he's the scariest.
Edamame is known as the most dangerous man among the Takeshi Corps of martial artists.
Is this okay?
Could it be...
Don't mess with me, you bastard!
What are you doing?
Stop it!
What are you doing?
Stop it!
What are you doing?
Shut up!
Don't talk about Takeshi!
Talk about yourself!
Are you talking about me?
Say it again.
Oh, no.
Shut up!
The first one.
Don't talk about Takeshi!
Talk about yourself!
Are you talking about me?
Say it again.
Are you talking about me?
I'm sorry!
Say it again.
I'm sorry!
Oh, no.
Say it again.
I'm sorry!
Stop it!
You should say it!
Come on, say it one more time!
- I'm sorry. - Say it one more time!
- The truth is... - Say it one more time!
- I know you don't think so, but... - Your right knee is all scratched up.
- Is this okay? - He's really outraged.
Ninoya is even more outraged than ever.
- You're lying. - I'm sorry.
- I don't like you anymore. - I'm sorry.
- I'll forgive you 100 times. - I'm sorry.
- But don't call me "Takeshi" in front of me. - I'm sorry.
- I'm really sorry. - I'm sorry.
- Don't call me "Takeshi" in front of me. - I'm sorry.
- I'm really sorry. - I'm sorry.
Even if he's good, he can't forgive Takeshi for his rudeness.
However, Ninoya shows his loyalty to the lord.
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry for being myself. - It's embarrassing for an old man like you.
- Can we go now? - Let's go.
- You said you wanted to go. - I really want to go.
- I really want to go in. - I don't know what you're talking about.
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
Don't mess with me, you bastard.
- This is bad. - Finally, the manager is rescued.
I'm scared.
What? What? What?
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Excuse me.
What is this?
Don't tell me it's Wednesday.
I'll tell you.
It's only behind that.
It's a show like this.
Yes.
It's a vulgar one.
Yes.
Wednesday.
Yes.
Do you know about us?
We fight and swear at people who come to stop us.
Yes.
You said "shut up".
Yes.
And the manager...
It's like "the non-fiction".
Do you have a bad image of us?
No, no, no.
I have a bad image of you.
Stop it.
No, no, no.
Excuse me.
But it's dangerous.
No, no, no.
If he says "shut up" again...
I'll say it for sure.
No, no, no.
But Edamai-san was angry about Takeshi-san.
Yes.
No, I wasn't that angry.
No, you were very angry.
No, I wasn't that angry.
To be honest, you were very angry.
Yes.
What are you doing?
What?
Excuse me.
You were very angry.
Thank you very much for treating me like this.
I won't call you again.
So...
"Real Onigoi Prank".
It's over.
No, no, no.
So...
Don't say "down-down" on Wednesday.
No, no, no.
If you don't say it...
That's the only way.
If we lose...
No, no, no.
If we don't have "down-down"...
If you don't say it...
What is it?
If you don't say it...
At least say "wolf boy".
No, stop it!
Stop it, you idiot!
Come on!
It depends on the point of anger.
Takeshi, what's wrong with you?
What I'm really curious about is...
What was "down-down"?
Yes.
"Down-down" is...
Well...
It's like...
You...
"Viewers",
As for us...
As for us,
As for me,
I feel comfortable...
Sure.
I feel comfortable with "don't tell me".
I feel comfortable.
All of you are thinking about it.
Yes, we...
Yes...
You make us think...
Yes, we...
I'm the only downer in this show!
YouTube is going to drink me up!
Please!
Shut up!
Please!
Next episode of "Magical Lovely"
Who will stand until the end
on the train shaking like Tsurikawa Neta?
The Noda Crystal Championship will be held!
This might be bad!
Furthermore...
Um...
Can we talk for a second?
Roshin, who has been giving advice about Neta all of a sudden,
will appear in the set as a stand-in for the TV station in the future,
and as Cupidch said,
Neta will be fixed!
Tonight's show is broadcasted on TVer "Past Shows" in Parabi!