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Thank you all for coming today.
Let's welcome our first presenter.
Please come in.
This is Tomohiro Tomohawk.
You look scary.
Hello, I'm Tomohiro Tomohawk.
You look scary.
There are a lot of people like you living in Hamada-san's house.
You're standing in front of a car.
As you all know, our jokes are funny and popular.
We have a theory about our jokes.
If a manager suddenly says "shut up, Tomohawk" to you, you'll be in a serious situation.
That's scary.
That's what you think your manager says to you.
That's right.
It's like you're joking with your manager.
That's right.
Shut up, Tomohawk!
The manager's prank.
This is the most popular prank in Hamada-san's house.
This is delicious.
This is very delicious.
This is also in the Geilin CD ranking, which has never been sold before.
Shut up, Tomohawk!
If a manager suddenly says "shut up, Tomohawk" to you, you'll be in a serious situation.
So...
Let's go.
They also joined as "shut up, Tomohawk".
That's a cute way of saying it.
I hope you can release some of the stress you usually feel.
I'm looking forward to seeing if you feel that way or not.
The first target to receive such harsh words from a manager is...
Tsuda, the diamond.
By the way...
Let me say something nice.
Hey, stop it! Stop it!
Shut up!
You're getting old and you sound like an old man!
I know you don't think about it, but...
When I'm tired from a show, I sometimes look like Minomonta.
Shut up!
The role of "shut up, Tomohawk" is played by a fake new manager who has been working with Tsuda for a few days now.
And...
I know you don't think about it, but...
The role of "shut up, Tomohawk" is played by a real manager who has been working with Tsuda for a year now.
I see.
He's the real one.
Of course, you two are going to make a joke out of it.
How do you think it turned out?
Koshimoto Industry will tell Tsuda what they think about it.
I see.
I'd like you to think about it carefully.
Oh, really?
How is it?
Tsuda has arrived in Canada with Nishiko.
You'd better tell Tsuda.
He's really drunk.
I'm getting angry.
He's really drunk.
He's a gangster.
He won't do it again.
He won't do it in Tokyo.
I'm getting angry at this point.
And...
I'd like you to take a picture of Tsuda.
Once Tsuda goes outside of the room...
Then, here...
The fight between the two managers breaks out.
When Tsuda returns to his room and stops the fight between these special teams...
"Shut up, Tomohawk" will be activated.
I'm surprised.
Shut up!
You don't need to work in Tokyo.
I'm serious.
Shut up!
You don't need to work in Tokyo.
Shut up!
I know you don't think about it, but...
I've played "next generation", but...
I can't beat you anymore.
I just want to play video games at home.
No way...
No, it's really funny.
You noticed it halfway through, didn't you?
No way...
What's wrong with me?
What's going on?
He laughed.
I think he noticed it.
When he got angry for the first time, he looked like he was embarrassed.
I really didn't say it at first.
In the second part of "Shut up, Tomohawk",
he noticed that it was a prank.
He noticed it in the second part of "Shut up, Tomohawk".
Here is a spoiler.
Will he notice it there?
I did my best at home.
What are you doing?
Thank you for your hard work.
What are you looking at me like that?
At first, you were a little irritated, weren't you?
I was really angry.
You made this sentence, didn't you?
That's right.
But there was another candidate.
Since OIDIAS' order came out, you're already used to it.
What are you talking about?
That's what you're talking about, isn't it?
That's what you're worried about the most, isn't it?
Real demon-burning prank.
The next target is...
Panser Ogata.
Do you know this guy?
I'm looking forward to it.
He's older than I thought.
He's pretty talkative, isn't he?
If there wasn't a prank, it would be terrible, wouldn't it?
If there wasn't a prank in this world, it would be terrible.
It's already messed up.
But if he's doing it like this,
it's fine even if he says it.
But it's amazing, isn't it?
It's amazing that people don't notice it.
Even his taste is childish.
He's an idiot.
All the shops that Mr. Ogata says are good are bad.
It's better than that.
They wait for 10 minutes while wasting their time.
I'll do it now.
Ogata has arrived.
And when they took their seats apart, they started fighting.
It looks like a serious fight, but what are they going to do?
I'm not sure about that.
Will they...
- What are you doing?! - Hey! Shut up!
You've never laughed at each other before, have you?!
Huh?
I don't really think so, but if it wasn't for Panzer, I'd probably be like you.
I'm just wondering why you're in such a bad mood.
What are you talking about?
- Why are you hitting your manager? - It's sad, isn't it?
- I'm getting angry. - I'm getting angry, too.
- Huh? You're not angry at all? - Huh?
- He hasn't noticed we're down. - No, he hasn't.
- I'm angry. - I'm angry.
- I'm sorry for him. - Don't say that in the morning.
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
- What did you say? - I'm sorry.
- I made a mistake. - What do you mean you made a mistake?
- I got too angry. - Why do you say that in the morning?
- It's okay in the morning. - That's what you should do, Owasu.
- You should've noticed. - You've been thinking about it all this time?
- All this time... - I don't really know about you, Owasu.
- You said you knew about me, didn't you? - No, I said I got too angry.
- You said you got too angry, didn't you? - Maybe you're right, but don't say it.
- I know about you. - I accept it.
- It seems like he didn't know about it. - I accept it.
- But he doesn't seem like he knows it's a prank. - Huh?
- Here's the prank story. - You know about this, don't you?
- I know about it. - What is this?
- He knows about it, too. - What's going on?
- What is this? - Good work.
- System, you're right. - He finally noticed System.
- You guys are pretty rude. - That's the kind of gay we are.
- What kind of prank do you think this is? - I don't know. I've been tricked too many times.
- That's why you're repaying the loan, right? - Shut up!
So, the next target is...
- Thank you for waiting. - Thank you for coming.
Sano Shiroi Comia.
- He used to be more popular than he could handle. - That's true.
- But I'm curious about his attitude towards his manager. - That's true.
- He's very down-to-earth. - What?
- He's very down-to-earth. - I'm trying to be as down-to-earth as possible.
- But in reality, he's very strict with women. - What?
- Comia, who's known for being shy with men... - Can we stop him?
- Is he really a man or a woman? - You! You!
- Don't mess with me! - He's laughing.
- Don't say things like "I'm wrong!" - Stop it!
- He's laughing a lot. - What?
- You girls... - I'm telling you!
- I won't stop you.
For some reason, he starts laughing and doesn't try to stop the fight.
- This is scary. - What do you mean?
- I won't stop you. - Are you okay?
- Hey, Comia! - Are you okay?
- What's wrong? - Shut up!
You're too down-to-earth! You can't be like Degawa or Kano!
- I know you don't think like that, but... - His face is a little...
- You're down-to-earth, but you were so down-to - earth at "m-one last year"...
- I think you should just be messed with without thinking about it. - What do you mean?
Your face changed a little.
You don't know what it is, do you?
- I don't know. - You don't know what it is.
- He's angry. - He's angry.
- I'm sorry. Thank you for your hard work. - Thank you for your hard work.
- You said it, didn't you? - Huh?
- My slogan for fighting. - Yeah, yeah.
- The moment you said it, you suddenly stopped smiling, didn't you? - Yeah.
My mom has high fever.
- Why didn't you stop fighting right away when you fought here? - That's true.
No, no, my usual manager said, "My mom has high fever."
I laughed.
Kano-san and Degawa-san, look at them, seniors.
How hard are you working?
- I'm not chasing you. - No, no, no.
What's different between Degawa-san and Kano-san is that I have a partner.
- I have a partner. - No, you don't.
- A partner? - Yes.
- Don't make me say that. - Don't make me say that.
Don't laugh at me, manager.
- He's a strict manager. - Yes, he is.
- He's really cool. - Yes, he is.
- Why? - I don't know.
- This is probably the most unreadable comment. - Because you're not an entertainer.
- By the way, Mr. Amarudo is here. - Oh, Mr. Amarudo.
- He's really manly. - As a man,
do you think you know about Degawa-san and Kano- san's quarrel?
- No, I don't think I know about it. - Oh, no.
- He doesn't know about it,
- so Giro is determined to stop him in front of him. - Giro.
- That's true. - Giro.
What will happen?
- What are you laughing at? - Hey, you!
- You! - Are you okay?
- What's with you? - What's with you?
- You! - Shut up!
- Who? Me? - Your image of Italians in Japan is really low.
- Naburo? - What?
I'm scared.
- I'm scared. - I'm really scared.
I'm scared.
- What's with you? - I'm scared.
Naburo?
Your image of Italians in Japan is really low.
- Naburo? - What's with you?
- Oh, no. - I really don't think about it.
- Oh, no. - I like girls,
but I don't want it to end badly like Junichi Ishida.
- Do you believe in it? - I believe in it.
It's okay.
Oh, he laughed at me. I'm glad.
This is the first time in my life that I have a fight with a porcupine. Is it okay?
If you say that, I'll get fired.
Let's go eat delicious food!
- Let's go eat delicious food. - It's cold.
Please be kind.
But porcupines are said to be cheap.
Jiro-san kindly followed us from Nagooka to Karaiten.
That's terrible.
He was the one who shouldn't have shed his fangs.
That's what it is.
Do you know about us?
I don't know your name.
You were attacked at first, weren't you?
You were noisy.
I was monitoring you.
I was really scared.
I was wondering what you would do if you were attacked.
I thought you would hit me at first.
But it was funny.
I had no choice but to laugh.
When he managed to avoid the attack,
I was angry.
The last target of the prank is...
Good morning.
This is terrible.
What kind of advice is this?
This is terrible.
Rather than us saying it,
if the manager says it,
I think I'll be shocked.
I don't think the manager can usually say it,
so I'd like him to say it all out loud.
Regia.
She is known as a noisy person because of her job.
But...
This is really funny.
It's like you're told you're not on time!
That's not true!
It's weird!
What is it?
It's like I'm wrong!
No, it's not!
It's weird!
I hate you!
Shut up!
Huh?
I can't leave you alone!
I don't think it's weird at all.
It's like you're jumping like Josh and Kojima.
But I don't think it's weird at all.
I just think it's hard for you to use.
I'm tired of you!
This is scary!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry about this.
What's wrong with you?
You didn't notice, did you?
You're fighting with her, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
Even though he's experienced, he doesn't realize that he's talking like a demon.
He's just mad at her.
I think it's good that you're still alive.
But this is just the beginning.
Even if you have something on your mind, you have to put up with it.
Because I've never seen you like this before.
He told his new manager that he's soft at first glance, but he's a stubborn and scolding star.
That's right.
And...
I'm really sorry about this.
I'm sorry, too.
You're surprisingly persistent.
That's true.
I'm sorry.
You don't have to apologize.
Of course, the real manager, too.
No, no, it's fine.
I'm sorry.
It's weird to say this, but we haven't talked about it before.
I don't want to go in there.
Come on in.
Yes.
Are you sure?
Wait.
Sit down.
Yes.
I'm sorry.
Excuse me.
Yes.
Good evening.
Yes.
Do you know what we're doing right now?
What is it?
It's a show, isn't it?
I didn't notice it.
What?
I didn't notice it.
It's like we're going down.
No, I didn't notice it.
Oh, that's why you went in to stop it.
No, I didn't.
Even in the second half of the show, you didn't notice it at all.
I didn't notice it.
I was told such a big problem.
You're too serious.
I'm too serious.
You've gone too far.
I thought I had said what I really wanted to say.
The name that came up was the name.
Yes.
I thought it was good.
So, Kimoto's goal is Kojima.
No, I'll do it later.
Later.
What kind of prank will you do at the end of the show?
It's terrible, isn't it?
That prank is terrible.
We don't have anything to do with it.
One, two, three.
Iroha was scary, too.
Nagurouka is...
Nagurouka is amazing.
I've never said it before.
Nagurouka.
It's like a B-side song of a movie singer.
Nagurouka.
It's bad for you to talk in the afternoon.
I'm sorry.
I didn't think I was being filmed.
It's similar.
That's where you're being pranked the most.
I think I'm being pranked a lot.
After everything was over,
the staff told me something shocking.
What?
They said that "Titanic" schedule was canceled.
It wasn't canceled.
It was canceled by the manager.
The manager decided it was bad.
I was surprised that he was trying to do it.
Next presenter is this person!
Please come in!
Yes, it's Audrey Kasuga!
Nice to meet you!
Thank you for coming.
I'll start right away.
No, I'll go right away.
If I don't go right away, something bad will happen.
You know that, don't you?
Here is what I, Kasuga, have brought with me!
Mutsumiso!
Even in Reiwa, it's the best speciality in Tokyo!
Yes!
Reiwa!
Mutsumiso is an apartment where I lived for 20 years.
Is there no complaint from the owner of this apartment?
No, there isn't!
How kind!
That's what entertainers like the most!
On the first day of this Wednesday,
early in the morning, Akebono-san broke the door and came to break it!
The owner of the apartment was laughing while looking down!
On the opposite side of the apartment, he was laughing the most!
195th place. Everyone knows it.
What did you say?
Mutsumisou.
Even if it's Reiwa, it's the best fortune-telling in the city.
So, first of all...
Tooth!
Your voice is coming out.
You're wearing a mask.
No, no, no.
Good morning.
With Kasuga, who is full of energy from the morning, they visit Mutsumisou for the first time in a while.
When something happens around here, we go home drunk.
Or we go home looking at the view.
What do you do it for?
I still miss it.
I've lived in Mutsumisou for 20 years.
20 years...
I don't have much experience,
but I feel like I'm looking at a separated god's child.
I feel like I'm watching a drama or a kindergarten play.
That kind of feeling?
Kasuga is excited to meet his beloved Mutsumisou for the first time in a while.
Huh?
There was a postbox here.
Oh, really?
Here.
It's gone.
The postbox that was next to the stairs was removed from there.
There's a postbox here.
It's new.
They move to the side of each room's entrance.
Also...
Huh?
Isn't the door new?
It's clean.
Huh?
The ventilation line is new.
It says "river cover".
In English.
It's starting to change.
Isn't it stolen?
What?
Huh?
It has a heater.
It's been about a year and a half since Kasuga left.
It looks like it's going to be reformed a little bit.
It hasn't changed.
201 hasn't changed.
It's the room we used to live in.
For some reason, 201 hasn't changed at all.
I see.
You're treating it like a cultural asset.
And we're reunited with the second generation of "Mutsumi lives here" entertainer, Sheena Miura.
It's been a year and a half since "Mutsumi" moved in.
We decided to check its living comfort once again.
What do you think of it?
It's been a year and a half since "Mutsumi" moved in.
It's good.
It's easy to live in.
It's really easy to live in.
I think it was like that in the first winter.
I thought it would be this cold in the first winter.
Do you ever wake up in a white breath?
Not at all.
You don't care about not having a bath, do you?
I don't care about it at all.
I've become sick of it once a week.
It's summer.
Is it summer?
It's summer.
The good thing about hearing about the episode is that it doesn't come to you too much.
Anyway, for the new residents, they've only felt like it's the best property.
For this verification, we conducted a questionnaire in each office.
Based on the condition that they live in a cheaper room than their monthly rent of 39,000 yen,
we recruited comedians who were confident in their affordable house.
It's cheap, but I wonder if it'll sell.
Looking for a house that's cheaper than "Mutsumi",
the first one to head to was "Nerimaku".
There's someone who's looking at me.
This person.
Thank you very much.
The first affordable house comedian was "Royal Mizoguchi" who's been acting for 14 years.
Mizoguchi.
I've been there.
It's a shop.
Montlibre 6.
Wow.
I'm still used to filming.
It's my first time.
It's my first time filming in a room.
It's my first time.
The address is perfect.
By the way, "Mutsumi", which is perfect for filming,
is still used for filming.
Is it hidden?
The address is taped with white gum tape.
What?
Some comedian did it for some filming.
It's still there.
- Here? - Yes.
What's this?
- I'm curious about this first. - Sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm running out of time.
I'll do my best not to be late.
I see.
- It's taped here. - Yes.
Is it effective?
- Not really. - Then I'll take it off.
- I was a little scared. - I'm sorry.
Thank you.
- I'll take it. - Sure.
- Thank you. - Sure.
Please go ahead.
It says something.
- It has cola in it. - This property is 6 stories and 1k square.
Just like the entrance, what caught my eye...
- It's around there. - There's a lot of tape.
- It's black. - Yes.
Whatever causes it to sell.
What does "causes it to sell" mean?
I don't know either.
Maybe you should take it off.
By the way, this room...
Yanushi's number one recommendation is...
- There's a bath. - What's this?
Wow!
What's this?
There's a toilet. What's this?
- There's a shower. - Yes.
There's a sink and a shower.
- Can you move it? - Wow!
Wow!
- This is amazing. - I've never seen this before.
- Wow! - It's amazing.
That wall...
- The cloth is pretty torn off. - They did that.
What happened to it?
On rainy days or when there's a typhoon,
water will leak out of the gap.
- Wow! - This is crazy.
- How bad is it?
It even came up to this carpet.
- What? - Wow!
Monlibre 6, which has a water surrounding,
has 65,000 yen.
- Its parent company is... - It's expensive, isn't it?
It's 35,000 yen.
- Wow! - Wow!
- There's a shower. - Yes.
- It's amazing. - There's a shower.
We're at the same timing.
You're like a master and a disciple.
Well, let's see.
- Monlibre 6 and Mutsumiso. - I see.
- Which one is better? - Yes.
- Mutsumiso! - Great!
- I thought it was good. - It's great.
Mutsumiso is big.
- And it's rich. - Mutsumiso is wide.
I think Mutsumiso is better.
We couldn't get a shower.
To find a cheaper house than Mutsumiso,
- we went to Setagaya Ward. - Is it that one?
- Setagaya. - Is it that one?
- Are you the one who wants to compete with Musumi? - I'm going in now.
The second-ranked low-budget entertainer is one- line rider, Samidare Taro.
- Samidare Taro. - It's like going in. - Yes.
It's 30 meters of narrow passage that goes back and forth.
- Here it is. - Oh, here? - Yes.
- Ohara House. - Yes.
- Ohara House. - It's beautiful.
- It was renovated about a year ago. - It's beautiful.
- Is that so? - It was a little while ago, but it's made of wood.
I think I've seen it before.
I heard that you've been here before.
- I knew it. - Is that so?
Yes, it's actually here.
- Six years ago, during an investigation... - Yes.
- It's the same building as last time. - No way.
- It's not like that at all. - It's not like that at all.
- Really? - Yes.
- It's made of wood on the first floor and totan on the second floor. - That's amazing.
- It's a hybrid of different materials. - That's great.
- Ohara House left a big impact. - It's interesting.
- It's like a digger's hut. - Yes.
That's what it was like.
- Was there someone who lived here last time? - Yes, there was.
- A different person? - Yes, a different entertainer.
- Are you the only entertainer here now? - I think I'm the only entertainer here now.
- But it's a cheap place. - It's a cheap place.
An entertainer would pay attention to you.
There aren't many other rooms that are open.
- There's only one or two rooms that are open. - That's right.
- The hallway is tilted. - It's amazing.
The hallway is tilted, isn't it?
I've lived here for four years, so I don't have that feeling anymore.
- No, it's very tilted. - It's amazing.
- It's tilted this way. - Yes, like this.
It's tilted this way.
- It's tilted this way. - It's tilted this way.
- I'm used to it. - I see.
By the way, this hallway has been tilted for six years.
It's tilted like this.
- I said it because it's a hallway. - Yes, that's right.
- Because it's a hallway. - Yes.
- I said it because it's a hallway. - Yes.
- No, no, no. - I said the same thing, Mr. Passo.
- I said it six years ago, too. - Yes.
Wow, you haven't grown up.
- The C-class room of Ohara House Samidare Taro is a one-room apartment. - It's amazing.
- It has an air conditioner.
- Does it have an air conditioner? - It has an air conditioner.
- It has an air conditioner and an air conditioner. It's amazing. - It has a TV, too.
- It has a TV, too.
- It's the best.
- But there's one condition. - Yes.
- There are rats living in this house. - Rats.
- Have you seen it? - Yes.
When I get home, I run away and escape through that gap.
- Don't you take measures against it? - I don't.
- Just in case. - Just in case.
- Yes, just in case. - Have you ever been caught by it?
- Yes, I have. - Wow!
- How bad is it? - There are two or three of them.
- Two or three of them? - That's a lot of rats.
- When I get close to it, it goes wild. - Wow!
- That's a little scary. - I don't like that.
- How loud is it when you're next to it? - When I'm on the phone, it's loud.
- It's loud. - It wakes me up and I don't know if it's mine or not.
- It's loud. - It's loud.
There's a shared bathroom and a shared bath.
- It has furniture and rats. - Wow!
- The rent is... - It's a big house.
- It's 30,000 yen.
- Wow! - It's cheap!
- It's 30,000 yen with this furniture. - 30,000 yen?
- It has furniture and a shower. - That's right.
- It has a bathroom and a washbasin. - But it's a private house.
- That's right. - It has a big house and rats.
- Which one is better? - Mutsumiso.
- It's 2,000 yen. - Is it really flat?
- There are too many people today and I meet a lot of people, so I'm worried about it.
- This was a good game. - It was a really good game.
- It was a very worthwhile battle.
- So, after looking for a cheaper house than Mutsumiso, they continued to Meguro Ward.
- Is it him? - Good morning. - Good morning.
- The third cheapest property entertainer is Iwao Sukuizu, who is in his third year of acting.
- You only say selfish things. - What do you mean selfish?
- This is it. - Where?
- This is it. - This?
- The top? - This is it.
- This? - Wow, it looks delicious.
- This? - This is it.
- This? - The top? - This is it.
- This? - Wow, it looks delicious.
- This? - Isn't it big?
- It's not big and it's not there. - No, it's big.
- No, it's not big. It's here and here. - I don't know.
- It's amazing. - Isn't it cool?
- I don't have that value. - You don't?
- I'm excited. - Let's go.
- What's going on?
- Ghibli is a world-class movie.
- It's amazing. - It's a little cute.
- It's nice. - The master lives on the first floor.
- I see. - Yes, it's on the second floor.
- I see. - I think students used to live here.
- Wow. - After climbing the steep staircase...
- It's cheap. - This is not it.
There's no umbrella. It's just a naked light bulb.
It's like a set.
I'm tired of filming.
It's like a movie set.
It's amazing.
It's good.
It's fun.
I'm happy you like it.
Here you go.
It's so small.
This one-room apartment like "The Shikiro" is only for three people.
It's like a family home.
It's like being locked up in a room.
It's like being confined.
It's like being locked up in a room in a swimming pool.
It's true.
So you don't have any inconveniences?
I don't have any inconveniences.
Well, I don't have a bath.
My TV only plays rock and 8-bit music.
What?
What? What? What?
What do you mean?
TV...
Don't you get any radio waves?
If you don't adjust the direction of the antenna every time you open the door, you won't be able to watch TV.
I see.
It's only five minutes' walk to Moyori Station.
It's like a family home.
The rent is...
How much?
18,000 yen.
It's cheap.
18,000 yen.
Really?
I was surprised.
The appearance of a super-cheap property in the 10,000s
made Miura worry.
The judge is...
You lost.
Butsumi-san!
I was really worried.
But the TV...
By the way, Kasuga-san, which one do you think it is?
Ah, Sasaki-san.
It's 18,000 yen.
18,000 yen.
The TV is not worth 20,000 yen.
By the way...
I checked with the staff.
It's the cheapest property in Tokyo.
It's cheap.
Is it cheaper than that?
It's 9,800 yen.
That's amazing.
9,800 yen.
Per month?
It's on Edogawa Bridge.
Edogawa Bridge.
It's 16 minutes away from Waseda.
It's tall.
It's like a hallway.
This is too attractive.
I see.
This is it.
It's delicious.
By the way...
The strongest property in Tokyo for 9,800 yen...
People who want to move in should do it as soon as possible.
I see.
It's interesting.
I see.
How was it, Okada-kun?
I think mice are tough.
Two or three mice.
That's right.
You said "every day".
Is it "every day"?
When you open the door "every day",
you can hear "sasasa".
Sometimes, you can catch it.
How was it, Kenkogawa-san?
When I saw Kasuga taking young people and shooting,
I was moved.
Kasuga, who used to walk a lot...
No, no, no.
It's getting better with editing.
I should have shot more loosely.
Next, we will introduce and verify various theories in the world.
"Everyone's Theory Corner".
"Magical Lovely".
Don't say it.
It's too early.
"Magical Lovely".
I'm sorry.
"Magical Lovely".
I'm sorry.
"Magical Lovely".
That's right.
"Magical Lovely".
No doubt.
It's my first time.
Thank you for coming.
It's surprising that entertainers sing.
Entertainers...
Tamada-san, too.
I often sing.
It's not "often", but...
Nomura-san, your husband, too.
That's right.
It's good for my husband to sing,
but it's a lie for Kokori to sing.
It's too "BHB".
But it sold about 30,000 copies.
It sold well.
It's amazing.
It seems that a popular entertainer sings,
but first of all, please listen to this.
Yes.
Harisenbon-san sings "Oricon 195ino".
Everyone knows it.
She sings a song of her friend.
"Keroro Gunsou".
"Keroro Gunsou" became the theme song of an anti- war movie.
That's right.
It sold well.
It's amazing, isn't it?
It's amazing.
And it sold 400 copies.
It's not buried in the sea.
It's not buried in the sea or behind a treasure trove.
Really?
What are you doing, relatives?
At that time, only 400 copies of Harisenbon-san's CD,
which was already a very popular entertainer,
were sold.
So, we brought a theory about such entertainer's CD.
Here it is.
The theory of Harisenbon's friend's singing,
which was the least sold entertainer's CD in the world.
400 copies.
There must be people who sing "Keroro Gunsou", right?
That's right.
The fans.
Children.
Including them, 400 copies were sold.
It's a song of a friend, isn't it?
It's like Yuzu.
I don't think there were any friends.
What do you mean "like Yuzu"?
Well...
Isn't it possible?
A song of a friend...
What was it?
Isn't it possible...
A song of a friend...
Isn't it possible?
What do you think?
Don't go to everyone.
Until now, we have presented it with the sponsorship of the sponsor you see.
I've never heard of it.
Of course.
Nobody downloads it.
It's not on the CD.
Oh, I see.
The least sold entertainer's CD in the world.
So, first of all, before announcing the worst ranking,
we'll introduce the top 10 best-selling entertainer songs of all time.
I'd like to know that.
From 10th to 4th place, as you can see,
popular variety songs "Urinari" and "Brabi" were born.
Among them, 3rd place is...
Oh, that's right. It's Tunnels.
Tunnels' "Gara Gara Hebi" has reached 1.4 million copies.
1.4 million?
Next, 2nd place is...
Oh, Uresa.
This is Bravi, right?
Black Biscuits' "Timing" has reached 1.4 million copies.
Again, "Urinarizei" ranks 1st place.
Among them, the one who shines in 1st place is...
Here it is!
There's been some movement, hasn't there?
"Gozobuki" and "H-genre" have reached 2.13 million copies of "Wonder Tonight".
Now that we know the artists' highest points that will never be broken again,
we will finally announce the worst points of "Wonder Tonight".
1st place is...
What?
"Go To" Goto, "Football Hour" Goto's "Carbon Baby" has reached 1,079 copies of "Go To".
Next, 9th place is...
What does "chichichichi" mean?
"Ooki Kodama Hibiki" has reached 1,068 copies of "Ooki Kodama Hibiki".
Next, 8th place is...
Mentor entertainer Tenki Hirai has covered 954 songs.
It could sell a little more.
And 7th place is...
"Tetsu & Tomo"'s "Welcome Back, Paradise" has reached 824 copies of "Tetsu & Tomo".
It's a good jacket, though.
6th place is...
"Kanoei"'s "Welcome to Ikemen Paradise" has reached 626 copies of "Welcome to Ikemen Paradise".
"Handsome Paradise" of the previous century.
It was a CD released only a year and a half ago that was a hit as a 50-year-old in London Hearts.
But it was like this.
Next, 5th place is...
♪ Shimaru's heart is beating ♪
Tsuchida Teruhiki and Yananihara Kanako for "Kerod Barge" 2008, 523 copies.
And finally, Keroro Gunsou for "Capri".
By the way, Keroro Gunsou has collaborated with various entertainers and talents,
including Ogawa Naoya and Iwasa Mayuko, who are two- dimensional combinations.
What kind of casting is this?
- Next, 4th place is... - Stop it!
That's a lot...
- Kajin Kongo! - Kajin Kongo sang the theme song of "Sentai Mono" at the theater.
- Hidetobi Hane's 459th place. - That's right.
And finally, here are the top 3 announcements.
First, 3rd place is...
♪ Ryururu, koppou, hi, hiro, hi ♪
- What's this? - The ending theme song of the anime "GeGeGe no Kitaro", "Urameshiya".
The singer of this song was...
♪ Ryururu, koppou, hi, hi, hiro, hi ♪
As you know, Hidekazu Nagai.
- Should I have hidden it? - And 2nd place is...
- Oh! - 2nd place!
- "Harisenbon", "Tomodachi no Uta", 398 copies.
As you know, "Harisenbon", "Tomodachi no Uta", 398 copies.
And...
♪ Ryururu, koppou, hi, hi, hi ♪
♪ Boku wa boku ra suki ni ♪
What's this?
There's a lot of comics.
A unit born from the movie "Five Up Yoshimoto".
Each story of "Five Uppers" has 363 copies.
I like this one.
What's this?
It's sensual.
The producer is rapper Shibuya.
This unit was selected from more than 100 comedians and made with six of them.
Unfortunately, sales became "comedian song worst one".
As a result, sales of "Five Uppers" is 380,000 yen.
But I thought "Goto" was funny.
He was doing like that.
He's serious.
Is he serious?
Yes, he is.
He plays guitar seriously.
Scary.
About 1,000 copies.
Nonono-san, how did you like it?
"Five Uppers" Tsuchida-san and Yanagi-hara-san's "Five Uppers" is the hardest to play.
It's hard to play.
"Goto" hasn't been released yet.
It's not good.
Next week...
If the person next to you is gossiping, you'll be fired.
I'm alone in the theater troupe.
And...
I want to be a troublemaker YouTuber.
I'll be a troublemaker YouTuber
If it's the way you chose,
I'll be a troublemaker YouTuber
Troublemaker.
Tonight's program is broadcasted on TVer "Past Program" in Parabi.