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Thank you for having us!
Let's start with our first presenter!
Here he is!
Who is it?
Come here!
Welcome!
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too!
First of all, you all know "some stories", don't you?
Yes, we do.
Like "some stories" are "some stories"
Mr. Karanishi, if you don't mind, could you tell us "some stories"?
We often hear "some stories", don't we?
Yes, we do.
When you talk with someone older than you,
How tall is your father?
You often hear that, don't you?
Yes, we do.
How tall is your father and mother?
Yes, we do.
In the end, these stories are just stories,
and they are unlikely to happen in real life.
I see.
Not everyone here has experienced it.
I see.
So, we have prepared a theory for you.
Here it is!
Some stories
If you actually look for it, it's like this!
This time, six comedians who were invited by a fake special edition have announced some stories.
After that, they go out of the city and tell stories that they have thought of.
But, they are forced to do it.
But, they say they have stories.
So, please look for it.
Why is the story changed to a cross?
So, after this, they have to find their own stories.
"Looking for stories in the city" battle!
That's not it!
Moreover...
I'm going now, you wait for me!
When the person who got angry by the phone comes,
no matter how strange his appearance is, he will verify the theory that can't be touched.
Hey you, come here!
I'm a TV hero who is on a business trip.
Even if I go back, I can't do that.
Downtown on a business trip.
Some stories
Even though they say they have stories, if you actually look for it, it's like this!
"Homemade comedian No. 1" final match!
This time, as usual block recordings of fake comedy special episodes competed with various abilities required for variety shows,
we called out six comedians and tested them.
So, after this, there was an usual answer block like Horca digging his own hole.
Without knowing anything.
Now, Mr. Noda.
Wow, it looks like you're going to say something crazy.
An L-size coffee container covering up where you're going to throw it away.
It happens.
It does happen.
It happens, it happens.
It's good, isn't it?
You see this sometimes, right?
I see it, I see it.
Moreover, there is a possibility of being suspicious of only topics that you can actually look for.
I see.
So, we set up various "it happens" themes and later picked up only topics that we can use.
Yes, yes.
Now, how many points will this usual answer get?
Let's see it together!
Wow, it's high!
It's pretty high.
I think this one is high.
I'm looking forward to it.
A total of 86 points!
Wow, that's great.
Wow.
Now, it's here.
Mr. R. G., shall we go?
Yes, I think everyone will say "go".
Wow.
Yes, well, underground railroad stairs are definitely wet.
Definitely.
Certainly.
It might happen.
Let's see it together!
Come on!
It's high.
Wow, it's high!
96 points!
Wow, isn't it?
It's great.
Wow.
Okay, okay.
Now, Mr. C.,
In the middle of the guardrail, there is something like a stick-like connecting cylinder and only one car is on it!
It's possible.
Only one car is on it!
You said something harsh!
We have to look for it!
Now, how is it?
Let's open the points at once!
85 points!
Wow, it's high!
It's high!
Mr. C., shall we go?
Please.
Eh?
Near the toilet...
Eh?
...they're playing ukkon.
What do you mean?
Seriously?
Are you kidding me?
I hate this.
This is amazing.
Where do you live all the time?
Now, how is it?
Let's open the points at once!
I don't know
4 points
By the way, it's harder to find in reality than it is in reality
So when you find it, you use a system that gives you high points
The number of times you subtract from 100 will be your points
I see
Ok, Bokuro-san
Triangle cone
It's easy to crack
Ok, Noda-san
Businessmen who can do it have sharp toes
Leather shoes are so sharp
Ok, Aruhi-san
New records and CDs are full of posters
That's right
Ok, Noda-san
An old man who walks slower than me
You're slow
You're lying
You can't cross the traffic light
You're making me worried
How fast is he walking than me?
Bokuro-san
Yes
There is an old woman in a pachinko shop who doesn't have facial expressions
She doesn't have facial expressions
She doesn't have anything
Ok, Seiya-san
I just remembered
An old woman at a love hotel
She doesn't have facial expressions when she hands over the keys
She's smiling
It's the same kind of human
It's the same kind
Ok, Aruhi-san
Yes, sorry
An old man who is tired in front of a toilet in a shopping mall
He doesn't have facial expressions
He's tired
Ok, Noda-san
An old man who came out of a video box
He doesn't have facial expressions
He doesn't have anything
It's a void
He doesn't have facial expressions
And for the camouflage, he lightly pinched a comedian's usual block
The final free usual answer is...
Ok, Koume-san, would you like to go?
Yes, please
Please
When I ate an eel, it was car exhaust gas
What?
What do you mean?
Scary, scary
Free...
Well, well, well
It's free, so it can't be helped
It's free, so you can say it
It's free, so it can't be helped
Yes, Mr. Algy
Yes, Mr. Maeda, the vocalist of CHUBE, said in the intro...
This kind of movement is worth doing
I have that image
And various answers came out
From bakalism to jokes
Yes, you thought hard about it
First of all, there is no show called "Vocalist No. 1 Decision Match"
What?
This show...
What?
...will be broadcasted on Wednesdays
What?
What's Wednesday?
Do you know what it is?
No, I really don't know
Mr. Koume?
It's not Mr. Koume
What?
It's not Mr. Koume's theory
What, what, what?
Koume was suspected of having no theory
Mr. Koume...
Here is the real plan for this show
It's going to take a long time.
Do you remember?
What?
Your everyday life.
We're going to look for someone who doesn't show any expression.
We had some time to show our expressionless faces.
It's tough.
I haven't said anything like that yet, but Koume's plan is terrible.
That's right.
However, Koume doesn't have a chance of winning in this show.
The number of times you say "my everyday life" from the beginning is the winning point.
It's not because it's expensive that it's good.
That's right.
If you find your everyday life, you'll get 99 points.
Now, everyone.
I'm going to tell you now.
Good luck.
The time limit is until 10 o'clock.
That's a long time.
See you later.
So, the real everyday explorers set off on a journey of searching for everyday life.
First of all, we looked at the answer block.
I see.
Aoyama-san, what did you think of it?
If we find Koume-san, it'll be a big problem.
That's right.
Koume-san has always been terrible.
He only gives that kind of answer, but he doesn't even say "win".
It's like a Koume match.
It's like everyone has to give an answer.
He's a drawback, so he doesn't give an answer unless he's told.
That's why I keep saying "Koume-san, are you going?"
It's like everyone is holding hands in Koume-san's town.
Does that mean you can have everything you give as your own?
That's right. I can have it, but I can hardly use it.
During the "unneeded" series, Koume Dayu kept saying "unneeded".
That's right.
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
The time is 12 o'clock.
Six people left TBS in search of their own routine.
It was Koume's "eat eel and cough gas".
If you don't do medicine, you won't get such an answer.
That's right.
Ouch!
It's 99 points, isn't it?
That's right.
First of all, it's Odaiba this season.
There seems to be a lot of couples there, so I'd like to head for Odaiba.
However, what does Koume aim for in Odaiba?
Well, Mr. Koume.
Oh, that's where it starts.
Uh, couples, couples often get together.
What?
That's amazing.
Then what does it mean?
Does it mean that couples usually get together?
It's not that couples everywhere get together, it's that couples themselves usually get together.
Couples in Hiragana.
I don't write "couples" in Hiragana.
Among those answers, Koume's strategy is to look for a couple who has almost the only possibility of getting together.
On the other hand, what does Mr. Koume aim for in Asakusa?
New records and CDs are full of posters.
Well, well, this is...
That's right. I'm glad it's now.
OK, OK, OK.
OK.
I'm going.
Well, at this point...
Hello.
You have posters, right?
Excuse me.
That's enough.
Are you...
Yes, I am.
I'm R.G. of Razor Ram.
It's been a while.
Thank you for coming.
Excuse me.
Is it a match?
Thank you for coming on the show.
Yes.
This is definitely an old-fashioned record and CD shop.
I think it's a typical shop that tends to have a lot of posters of Enka.
So, R.G. won 13 points in the shops around here.
Wow.
On the other hand, Seiya, who moved to Sangenjaya...
It's like this, isn't it?
It seems like it.
Well, yes.
It seems like it, but...
I've seen it before.
You've seen it before, haven't you?
There's only one car in the middle of the guardrail with a stick-like connection.
I see.
I didn't think this garbage would be the highlight of my life.
What a plain location.
It's only Wednesday's "downtown" to see only the guardrail like this.
But after 45 minutes...
It's hard.
They couldn't find it even if they kept walking.
I think it's on the guardrail like a river.
I see.
Is it around there?
Like Tamagawa?
Seiya gave up Sangenjaya and moved to Tamagawa like a river.
And what Noda is looking for in Kamata is...
A garbage bag with an L-size coffee container covering up the place where you throw it away.
If you're looking for a garbage bag, you have to look for an automatic vending machine.
Well, there was one, but...
It's fun.
It's fun, but...
There are about five thick highballs here.
That's a lot.
There's definitely a high probability of failure.
What kind of city is this?
Mogura, who came to Koenji, which has a lot of land.
It's empty.
There it is!
Let me push it in.
Oh, it's not yours.
It's not yours.
Then...
Hey, there's a triangle.
There's a triangle.
Oh, you're right.
Huh?
Isn't it cracked?
Wait a minute, please.
Did you see it?
Look at this.
It's cracked, isn't it?
It's cracked.
Triangles are common.
They tend to crack.
Look.
Look down there.
It's cracked, isn't it?
It's cracked.
Triangles are common.
Seven points.
Seven points!
It's cheap.
The points are cheap because it's too hot.
However, they get seven points for cracking triangles.
There are quite a few couples, aren't there?
Have you ever seen a couple around Odaiba?
They're flirting with each other.
They're flirting with each other and making out.
I can't flirt with you at first sight.
There's someone sitting on the bench over there.
Huh?
It's a man and a woman.
But it looks like they're flirting with each other.
Do you think they're flirting with each other?
They're flirting with each other.
Oh, my shoulder is getting closer.
Hey, hey, hey!
I want you to do it a little more, hey!
However, since the level of flirting was not enough, this was not a gain.
No, this is no good.
I wonder if I could flirt a little more.
On the other hand, Nagan, who came to Shinbashi to aim for sharp shoes.
There are a lot of people.
There are a lot of people with sharp feet in the shoe shop.
And in the shoe shop, many businessmen with sharp shoes were discovered.
I see.
It's true. There are a lot of people.
And...
It's suspicious.
A man came out.
A man.
The program is "Downtown" on Wednesdays.
Oh, is that so?
What do you do for a living?
Well, I sell watches.
Watch sales!
You are a successful businessman.
No, no, no.
Thank you.
You have sharp feet.
Is this person okay with you?
Yes!
I'm nervous, but thank you.
So, Nagan, a businessman with sharp feet, gets 15 points.
Oh!
There is, there is, there is!
No, it's a good thickness.
It's a good thickness.
It's really good.
It's a good thickness.
Wait a minute.
It's there.
Isn't it?
What is it?
Look at it.
Which one is it?
It looks like autumn.
Isn't it there?
Wait a minute.
It's there.
Yes, it's there.
It's there.
Look at it.
It's there.
I did it.
I see.
You didn't prepare it, did you?
I'm really happy about it.
Three hours have passed since they started.
We arrived at Shin-Okubo.
It's Nodacrystal, which they continue to buy and continue to aim for the trash can.
I thought we had plenty of time, but we don't.
Trash can.
It was close.
We don't have it here either.
They continue to look for it for more than an hour, but they can't find it.
This trash can...
What's in it?
It's dirty.
Why do you look at it like that?
Oh, I see.
But it's a small one, so it's in it.
It's close.
It's not close, is it?
It's close.
But it's there.
It's there.
Then...
Not coffee, but something else.
What is it?
What does Noda usually like?
Thank you!
Mr. Noda...
Crushed dog poop.
Is it poop?
It's poop!
This is poop!
Look at it like this.
It's not good!
What else is there besides poop?
What are you doing?
Thank goodness!
Mr. Noda, 29 points.
Wow, it's big!
Wow, amazing!
Isn't it big?
Isn't it really big?
Isn't it big?
I think it's possible for me to drink it in a row like this.
Slurping.
It came out.
You did it!
Just like I imagined...
He found a garbage can covered in coffee.
L!
There it is!
A garbage can covered in L-sized coffee cups.
This is what it looks like now.
It's exactly like the picture I was talking about.
Mr. Noda, 14 points.
Yes!
Wow, amazing!
Isn't it big?
It's coming!
The flow is really good!
Yes.
In a row!
In just 10 minutes...
I want to fall!
He scored consecutive points with poop and garbage.
He came out dancing to the top.
On the other hand, Mogura of Koenji...
We haven't thought of anything.
Is it okay for me to live in a bed?
What? Can I use my cell phone?
Is it okay?
Is it okay for me to look for a shop with a futon shop?
Futon shop...
Now, Mogura-san...
What is it?
There are usually shoes next to the futon shop.
My cell phone is off now.
What? Is your cell phone off?
I can't use my cell phone.
How do you live?
I live with a convenience store's free wifi.
What?
Sometimes, my cell phone is off at the end of the month.
So, first of all, he looks for free wifi.
Is it from there?
What are you doing? What's up?
I thought it was eels!
It was a car exhaust gas!
Stop it!
And after an hour and a half of walking,
Nadar came to Fukaya city, Saitama prefecture.
You came all the way here.
When I came in front of the school, there weren't many cars.
Okay, Mr. Nadar.
Yes.
I'm relieved to see students riding bicycles in the countryside all wearing white helmets.
I'm relieved.
There aren't many students riding bicycles in the countryside.
I'm counting on you.
What should I do?
However, it took him 30 minutes to find a school road.
What?
There it is!
Finally, he found a white helmet middle school student.
White helmet?
Hello!
Look!
It's amazing!
Look!
Everyone is great!
You are great!
Are you happy?
Is it decided?
Everyone should do it without exception, right?
Yes.
Is it OK?
Yes!
Nadal was relieved to see a white helmet.
He got 51 points.
He got the highest score so far.
Nadal is temporarily in the top 2.
And it is 4 pm.
I will look for a menu.
I don't know if it has soy sauce or oil.
When I opened it, I saw a menu called "paripari pari".
This is good.
Seiya came to Togoshi Ginza Shopping Street in search of a menu called "paripari pari".
I think it is here.
Hello.
Hello, ma'am.
Can you show me a menu?
Here it is.
I don't have a picture as a set.
I see.
On the other hand, R.G. came to a pet shop.
Mr. R.G., please.
A man in a pet shop.
He is thin and blond.
Is it a prejudice?
However, he couldn't find a thin blond man.
Is his hair blond?
Is it brown?
It's not blond.
And this man whose cell phone tends to stop at the end of the month.
He had a pet shop.
Finally, he got the Wi-Fi and started researching.
It would have been crispy if I did it here.
The menu would have been crispy.
2 hours since he started looking for the menu.
Seiya goes around shops all over the shopping district.
Is it this type?
He refused, but he said it would be good to open the menu outside.
It's working, it's working.
It's working!
To be honest, it's almost done.
She found out.
I didn't know the menu was this hard.
It's not that hard.
Motohoshi Ginza.
I'm walking too much.
She's cute!
She's so cute!
She's cute!
Hello.
Where are you from?
Nepal.
Nepal!
To you, she's like an angel, isn't she?
Angel!
She's looking for something.
She's like a foreigner.
She's like a normal parent and child,
but she's like an angel.
She didn't like it at all.
She didn't like it in the first place.
She's like a normal parent and child.
She found an angel!
She's cute!
It's 6.30 am.
What did Noda, who moved to Shinjuku, find?
Wow!
There's a lot of them!
Wow!
There's a lot of car stops!
Mr. Noda.
When you're waiting for a traffic light, you can stroke the head of a car stop.
You can stroke it!
This is crazy!
This is it!
This is it for sure!
Let's put it up here!
This is crazy!
There are car stops of all colors!
30 minutes until they put it up.
What's that?
Who's that?
He's holding her.
I didn't know there was such a thing.
Give her a pat.
She doesn't like it when you pat her.
He's holding her.
What's that?
What did you buy?
Comedian.
I bought a house and it was a rice ball.
With Chikisho.
Chikisho.
I'm sorry.
I bought a house and it was a rice ball.
Just say Chikisho.
It's tough.
It was tough to deal with Comedian.
Next, R.G. came to this fishing shop.
It's huge.
R.G.
He doesn't look like a woman who was brought to a fishing shop.
However, there is no such thing in the shop.
It happens.
It's not bad.
Give me a pat.
It's not bad.
Give me a pat.
What are you doing?
If you could be more careful.
I can't be more careful.
Meanwhile, Nadal has finally returned to Tokyo from Saitama.
I was a little depressed and it was already dark.
For now, I've arrived in Meguro.
I know a little about it.
He says he knows about it.
It says you can't go any higher than this.
It's like this.
It says you can't go higher than this.
It's a bad start.
It happens.
It usually happens.
Depending on his memory, he heads for a bad start.
It's a bad start.
Isn't it bad?
It may be bad, but it's a bad start.
It's a bad start.
It's a bad start so you can't go higher.
It's a bad start.
That's right.
It's a bad start.
What is this?
If it's not "return", what is it?
If it's not "return", can you explain it in other words?
It's "return"
It's a difficult decision, but this time it's not recognized as "return"
It's tough
But right after that...
What?
It's looking for something
What's wrong?
Gloves!
Yeah, but what's wrong?
A cute pair of gloves on one side of the road.
I can't do anything about it.
I'd like to do something about it, but...
It's cute, isn't it?
He found a pair of gloves on one side of the road that he can't do anything about it and earned 16 points.
And the place where Mogura relied on the internet information is...
Toyosu.
Here it is!
He's a genius singer.
And...
Here it is!
He found a pair of shoes next to a futon.
Oh, I see.
Here it is!
Wow!
What's wrong?
I've always said it. I'm sorry.
The development was too fast for me to understand.
No, no!
I couldn't catch up with the camera.
What's wrong?
74 points!
Yes!
Wow, that's amazing.
And Mogura is in the top five.
His difference from Nadal in first place is only one point.
But it might be better than before.
Not yet.
And now, Mogura goes back to the pet shop.
Is he serious?
Hello.
Oh, a pet shop.
He's blonde and thin.
Hello.
Oh!
What?
Oh!
He's hiding.
He's there.
You're blonde, aren't you?
I'm blonde.
Right?
Oh!
Isn't this it?
Yes, yes, yes.
Mogura earned 72 points.
OK!
Wow! That's really high!
Wow, there are a lot of couples.
Are you going to pet him again?
Again?!
He grabbed it! He grabbed it! He grabbed it!
He grabbed it! He grabbed it!
Please! Pet me! Pet me!
Pet me!
Please! Pet me!
Pet me!
That's one way of doing it.
Yes!
(snoring)
Why doesn't it work?
Oh, it doesn't work.
Seriously, it doesn't work.
They put everything in this place and stuck for two hours.
It's still early in the morning.
And eight and a half hours have passed since the beginning.
What does Seiya look for in this dark weather?
What is it?
Okay, Seiya.
I've seen it before.
Like...
Yes.
Like stairs during the fire season.
There are about one in every hundred dried up earwax.
It's crispy.
Who would look for dried up earwax at night?
It's cold.
I'll look for it one by one.
Why did I join Yoshimoto?
Is it dirt?
This is all earwax.
Is it dirt?
I've seen it a lot.
Is it nuts?
That's right.
Oh! It's here!
It's really here!
It's here!
It's really here!
It's here!
Seiya.
He found it two minutes before it started.
It's completely here!
Dried up earwax!
It's really dried up.
This is common.
It's huge!
How many points is it?
43 points.
I did it!
It stinks!
Why?
And there's one and a half hours left until the time limit.
Five people will compete for the championship until the end.
What will happen?
So far, it has been sent by the sponsor you see.
"Looking for common stories in the city," result announcement!
Thank you for your hard work, everyone!
Thank you!
I'm really tired.
Please announce the results as soon as possible.
I've done it!
I'd like to announce it quickly!
Yes!
Then, I'll announce the scores and ranks!
Yes!
First of all, from the lowest!
I feel like I know what it is, but...
The sixth place is...
With 0 points...
Mr. Koume Dayun!
What?!
What are you doing?!
You're mean!
What?!
Mr. Koume!
Zero!
Zero... zero... zero...
It was zero, you know...
I won't say "damn it" at all!
This is a damn it chance!
Then, I'd like to announce the ranks more and more!
Yes!
Next is the fifth place!
We don't have much time!
The fifth place is...
With 70 points...
Mr. Seiya!
Wow!
With 70 points, you're in the fifth place!
That's quite high, isn't it?
No, I thought I was in the first place!
Hmm...
The level is high!
Wow!
With 70 points, you're in the fifth place!
That's amazing!
Then, I'd like to announce the fourth place!
You're always finding things!
The fourth place is...
With 81 points...
Wow!
Mr. Mogura!
Wow!
I'm in the fourth place!
The level is too high!
That's amazing!
Then, I'd like to announce the third place!
The third place is...
With 82 points...
Mr. Nadoru!
Wow!
I'm in the fourth place!
Wow!
Mr. Mogura and I were one point apart!
We were one point apart!
Yes!
I found quite a lot of things!
The only one that's missing is...
the one who has towels wrapped around ramen shop's black T-shirt!
That's not even one of them!
What!?
Then, Mr. Nadoru!
Yes!
The manager of the ramen shop...
everyone has a towel wrapped around their head and wearing black T-shirt!
You're in a hurry!
With black T-shirt and a towel wrapped around their head...
with black T-shirt and a handkerchief wrapped around their head...
I wonder if that's true...
With black T-shirt and a hunching!
Hunching?
I could never think of such a combination!
I thought it was only one of them!
Then, the rest are...
1st and 2nd place
2nd place with 85 points
Metalmon RC car
Damn it
Noda san 90 points
Magical Lovely Noda Crystal
It was a great show
At the end of the traffic light
A car stopper appeared
I'm glad
From "pon pon" to "bon bon"
It's coming! It's coming!
How many points? 47 points!
Wow, it's high!
Didn't you have any private video?
When we asked if we could interview you, you ignored us and just sat there.
Of course.
We don't want anyone to know that we were talking about video boxes.
Of course.
Koume-san, isn't it terrible?
Terrible.
You can make your own things.
Koume-san, why don't you make one of them?
Drawing board.
You can make a light bulb.
Koume-san, please look for it and extend it.
I see.
Let's make our own things.
It's like a penalty game.
It's 0 points.
It's like a penalty game.
So, in 2020, Noda Crystal achieved three titles in M-1, R-1 and R-R-1.
As a result of the close match, Noda Crystal won the award.
Matsui-san, what did you think of it?
When I found R-R-1, I thought the reaction of the entertainers was really cute.
I was happy when it came out as I imagined it.
First of all, the one wrapped in a garbage can and the feeling of nausea.
There was also a refreshing feeling.
There was also ear water.
Even now, Koumejari-san doesn't fall down at all, does it?
That's right.
I think Koumejari-san has recently stopped playing Taima.
No, I haven't.
Has he returned?
No, I haven't.
So you've been listening to it all this time.
No, I haven't.
Because you've left it.
If you've left it, I'll fly away.
You'll fly away this time, won't you?
Either way, I won't go home.
It's really interesting to watch it on VTR.
But when we watch it together, it's really unpleasant.
It's like I'm being pulled away and I can't even put my hand on it.
Next, we'll introduce and verify various theories in the world.
"Everyone's Theory Corner".
Tonight's presenter is...
Koumejari-san!
I'm Koumejari-san!
Everyone, thank you for having me.
Huh? Your voice!
Ahem! Ahem!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Ahem! Ahem!
Ahem!
Let's do it together today.
Thank you for having me.
Are you okay?
No, no. Some people are pulling me away, but...
What's wrong?
You don't have anything, do you? With that voice...
This is what happened when I woke up.
What do you mean?
Like I said, I don't have anything.
Really?
It's just that I had a cold.
Please be careful of business hotel colds.
This happens all the time.
Then say it!
Now!
We've brought you "Everyone's Theory Corner".
Here it is!
"Everyone's Theory Corner".
"I'm coming now, so wait for me!" When the person who got angry over the phone comes to you with that anger as it is, no matter how strange they look, you can't touch them with theory!
No, no...
What do you think?
I don't know if it's true, but you don't have to do that!
What is it?
From now on, we will provide targets and sponsors.
"I'm coming now, so wait for me!" When the person who got angry over the phone comes to you with that anger as it is, no matter how strange they look, you can't touch them with theory!
This time, these five people will appear in various strange looks and will do a challenge not to let you touch them!
And, these five people will give you a lecture and punishment from you, even if you do it in private!
So, when they called you out for a fake meeting and made you alone...
Are you coming? Then, let's get started!
First of all, you will give a lecture over the phone and make your juniors' mentality into a mode that you can't touch!
I don't like it when I can't touch you!
Hello?
What are you up to?
I'm doing some coverage for a magazine.
Coverage?
Yes.
I feel like I have a fever.
You have a fever?
Yes, my ears feel really hot.
I don't have a fever, but I don't feel good and I feel like I should go.
You know...
You're lying.
You've been asking me out a lot lately.
No, Fujimoto-san, you're exaggerating.
What?
Hey.
No, no, no.
Why?
Fujimoto started to lose his temper for unreasonable reasons.
No, Fujimoto-san, you're exaggerating.
Can you stop making me feel like this?
This isn't a gun, is it?
What do you mean it's not a gun?
Hey, don't try to fool me.
You're lying, aren't you?
You're always lying!
No, I'm not.
What do you mean you're not?
I'm not lying.
You've been lying a lot lately.
No, I'm not.
You're lying, aren't you?
No, I'm not.
You have a fever, don't you?
No, I don't.
Then why?
No, I'm not.
Then why?
You're lying.
My fever was 6.5 degrees Celsius.
You have a good fever, don't you?
You have beautiful eyes.
And Tsuda...
RICE SEKIMACHI TELLS EVERYONE AROUND HIM THAT HE'S WRONG.
What are you going to do about it?
He's talking to me.
- I'm sorry. - Hey!
- Why are you talking to my junior like that? - This is pretty bad.
You shouldn't ask me like that.
You shouldn't do that!
- I'm sorry, but... - Hey!
- Why do you have to do this to me? - It's fine.
- What's wrong with you? - No, it's fine.
- I'm calling you right now. - I'm calling you right now.
Get out of my face!
- That's good. - Also, YAMAUCHI...
- This year... - Yes?
- You said you should leave M-1... - Yes?
- I don't know if you were disappointed... - Yes?
- But when you lost... - Yes?
Shouldn't you have contacted me first?
- Shouldn't you have contacted me first? - This is scary.
Oh, no... I'm sorry.
- This is scary. - I can't think of anything.
- This is real. - You have to do it properly.
TAKEYAMA TALKS ABOUT TAIGA'S ATTITUDE AS AN ENTERTAINER.
- No matter who's doing it... - Yes?
- Yes, I'm sorry. - Right?!
- Yes, I'm sorry. - I haven't told you this before, but...
- Don't be silly! - You're always doing whatever you want!
- If you don't do it seriously, you'll get fired. It'll be over.
- And Nishimura... - Who's Nishimura?
- About not having a thank you message from a cook...
- Do that properly! - Yeah.
- Oh, that's nice. - How many times do I have to tell you?!
- That's nice. - How many times do I have to tell you?!
- I'm sorry. - You're underestimating me, aren't you?!
- No, I'm not underestimating you. - No, you are!
- No, you are! You're underestimating me!
- Hey, don't go there. You're annoying me.
- You said it like Kotogi just now.
- You said it like Conte just now.
- I'm really not underestimating you. - No, I'm serious.
- I really respect you. - Then where do you respect me?!
- Well, you know...
- The way you sincerely face Conte...
- Yes. - We're not facing each other!
- We're not!
- We're not facing each other!
- Thank you very much. - Oh no, oh no, oh no!
- Those were the challengers who showed their sharpness.
- That was good. - Where are you now?
- Right now... - But this is scary, too.
- It's scary. - It's like a haunted house.
- Do you own a company? - Yes.
I came to the meeting at the head office, so I'll go there.
- Wait for me there. - It's scary.
- I'll go now, so wait for me. - I'll go now, so wait for me at the meeting.
- I'll go now, so wait for me, Harutatsu! - It's scary!
- It's so scary! - With this, his anger was conveyed to his juniors.
The verification stand-by is complete.
With that said, the challenge is to not let him touch anything with his sword.
The first challenger is Tanning Takeyama.
- And that one thing is... - What is it?
A big backpack.
Isn't it weak, a big backpack?
- It's big! - It's big.
It's big!
- It's like a business card. - It's like a business card.
- You're always doing whatever you want. - It's not like you, Takeyama.
With his attitude towards his job, Takeyama is angry.
- What is it? - With his anger as it is, he suddenly attacks.
It's big! He's shooting a bomb!
If he doesn't let him touch it for three minutes, the challenge will be a success.
- I'm curious. - Will he...
- Did you call him? - No, I didn't.
If you don't call him, I'll be in trouble.
- It's not good. You have to do it properly. - I'm sorry.
With the power he got from his head...
- He walks in a funny way. - Kai ran into him unexpectedly.
- Are you listening? I'm serious. - No, I'm not.
You're in big trouble.
- This is always like this. - I'm sorry.
- If you don't do it properly...
What will you do if you get fired? Do it properly!
- Kai is laughing. - It's no good if you laugh.
- He's jumping out. - You'll be fired for sure!
I know.
That's why you can't say "I'll fire you."
- It's hard for you, isn't it? - It's too big.
- Are you listening? - I'm sorry.
- Why are you laughing? - He's laughing.
- I'm sorry. - He won't come back.
- What's with that outfit? - He said it!
- What's with that outfit? - He said it.
- What's with that outfit? - He said it!
Takeyama failed the challenge in 56 seconds.
- Was he laughing at first? - He was laughing.
- What is this? - Why are you laughing?
- Why are you laughing like this?
- I thought I shouldn't laugh, but I laughed too much.
- I see. - It's weird.
- So, the next challenger is Viking Nishimura. - What is it?
- What is "injury"? - Well, he fractured his leg and got a scratch.
- And he has a corset around his neck. - I heard it's okay. - I see, I see.
- He got angry at the fact that he didn't get any food from Yadan Honma,
- but can he not touch him for 3 minutes? - What is it?
- Did you walk over there? - Hey, Honma!
- I'm sorry! - You're not Honma.
- Come here, Honma!
- Come here! - It's the opposite!
- Hey, you should be grateful! - Yes, I'm sorry.
- I've been telling you! - Yes, I'm sorry.
- How many times do I have to say it for you to understand?
- Are you reflecting on yourself? - Yes, I am.
- No, you're not! - Yes, I am.
- Will you change from now on? - Which one?
- Will you change? - Yes, I will.
- Please don't look at me like that. - Okay, that's enough.
- Sit down! - Yes.
- Sit down! - Sit down!
- Are you okay? - Yes, I'm okay.
He dug his own pocket and was touched by his leg injury.
Biking Nishimura failed the challenge in 42 seconds.
A challenge where you can't let anyone touch you with a bandage.
The next challenger is Dianx.
He's barefoot.
I see.
He's barefoot.
I see.
Will it hurt?
And he's taller than me.
Yes.
So he can't look down because of my eyes.
So I spread my legs and look at his face.
What are you doing?
His angry tone is not exactly barefoot.
He's barefoot.
Wait!
Hey!
What's wrong with you?
What are you doing?
He's barefoot.
Why did you say that?
What are you doing?
He's barefoot.
He's dead.
What are you doing?
He's barefoot.
I'm not like you!
Don't worry about me!
Tsuda finished in 13 seconds.
You're fast!
I was watching you.
I'm in trouble.
What is this?
I didn't say "thank you for your hard work".
Are you mad at me?
I'm mad at you.
He explained this project to Sekimachi.
You said "thank you" immediately.
You said "shiny shiny shiny"
The light was so bright that I couldn't point it out.
It was really weird.
The next challenger is Fujiwara Fujimoto.
I wasn't nervous at first.
You said "shiny shiny shiny" immediately.
Full face.
What do you mean by "full face"?
You know what I mean, right?
Wait a minute.
This is a little tough.
First of all...
Fujiwara Fujimoto, who gave a 20-minute lecture for reasons that seem like excuses,
suddenly enters with this robbery style.
Could it be...
Seriously.
Don't underestimate me like this.
Hey.
I'm sorry, but you're underestimating me, aren't you?
Seriously.
I'm not underestimating you.
You're underestimating me.
I'm sure you're underestimating me.
Hey.
Unexpectedly, full face has no reaction.
I see.
Seriously.
What's going on?
Are you kidding me?
What's wrong with you?
I'm not used to using that word.
What's wrong with you?
Are you kidding me?
What are you doing?
And...
What are you doing? It's weird, isn't it?
Why are you laughing?
Because you are lying.
You don't want to eat with me, do you?
I want to go there.
I'm sure you don't want to go there.
Let's take off our masks.
It's not good to take off your masks.
You're too fast.
Let's take off our masks.
It's not good to take off your masks.
Let's take off our masks.
Because of the shield falling down incident, Fujimoto failed the challenge in 39 seconds.
There was also an accident.
So, the last challenger is Yamauchi Kamaitachi.
I'm soaking wet.
I'm sure you'll say it.
Yamauchi was angry that there was no report of M-1 failure in GAG Fukui.
I'm sure you'll say it.
Could it be...
Good morning.
No, it's fine.
No, I'm sorry.
At first contact, Fukuita didn't say a word or laugh.
It might be scary.
I didn't want to do it at all.
I just said it for you.
I can't open my eyes anymore.
No, I'm sorry.
Until now...
I've received a lot of things from you.
You're making excuses all the time.
That's right.
I thought it was a personal matter.
Yes.
That's right.
Oh, is it open?
Huh?
She doesn't touch it.
But she's still worried about the wet cloth.
Don't move it.
You said you only had Fukui as a Yamauchi division.
But you didn't move it.
That's right.
I didn't mean to do that.
It was already half.
I'm embarrassed.
Since then, Fukui has been worried about Yamauchi's condition.
You don't say it anymore.
She didn't touch it until the end in front of the wet cloth.
You're making excuses all the time.
All the time.
That's amazing.
So, here's a spoiler.
Is she eating something else?
Can you do this?
You did it in three minutes.
Yes!
I don't know.
To Fukui, who doesn't understand the situation at all,
I will explain this project.
If I say it, it may cut more.
I see.
I thought it would be better not to say it.
But water drops kept falling from the middle.
I was worried about it.
I was about to laugh.
My surroundings were too wet.
When I looked down at this area, I was about to laugh.
I managed to endure it and achieve it.
I see.
They managed to endure it for three minutes.
It was a wet mountainous area.
I see.
Thank you very much.
Surprisingly, everyone said it.
Everyone said it.
How was it?
I thought it would be okay if I was angry.
It was fast.
It was the fastest.
I think it's only for entertainers.
I think there is something you have to say.
I'm an announcer.
Even if my seniors scold me like that, I won't say it.
You won't say it, even if you're wet?
Even if I'm wet, I won't say it.
Even if you're naked?
Yes.
Even if you're standing on your knees?
I won't say it.
You will say it, right?
I will say it.
It will be difficult for me, too.
I don't need it now.
A super luxurious 30 teams have come together and put together a grand finale!
A laughing festival to celebrate the new year!
"Dream Tozai Netagassan" airs tonight at 9pm!
Up until now, we have provided targets and sponsors.
I feel like we can do this again.
If we can, we'd like to do a second challenge like "Ichi Henge".
So, the second "Ichi Henge" challenge has already been recorded after this studio recording.
Wait for me for a moment. Where is the cafe?
"On Air" is coming up soon. Look forward to it!
It's really peaceful.
Tonight's show is on TVER.
"Past Shows" is on Parabi.