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Thank you for coming on Wednesday's "Dungeon".
The first presenter is this person.
Who is it?
Are you there?
Yes, I'm here.
I'm Bakarizumu.
My name is Bakarizumu and it's a game name.
It was originally a duo name and we called ourselves Bakarizumu.
My partner retired and now I'm in charge of Bakarizumu alone.
It gradually settled down as a game name.
I see.
Here is a theory about such a game name.
It is said that the biggest difference between a game name and its real name is the name "Tsurube".
Ms. Tsurube is so famous, but I don't think many people know her real name.
I don't know. I've never thought about it.
I don't know either.
Ms. Tsurube is also half of a game name.
Yes, she is.
Ms. Tsurube, do you know?
Know what?
Her full name.
But we've been on a lot of shows together, haven't we?
Seiji is my big brother.
Are you sure Seiji is your big brother?
No, Seiji is not my big brother, but my little brother has a name close to it.
Yes, yes, I know.
Well, it's something, isn't it?
Something.
Yes.
Huh?
Please, say it out loud.
Seiji...
Yes.
Huh?
Yasushiya.
No, it's not.
Kiyoshiya.
I'm saying "ji".
What are you talking about?
At least say "ji".
You said "ji", didn't you?
So, what is the real name of Ms. Tsurube, who is not so well-known?
We will also investigate the real names of other entertainers.
In addition...
I thought I'd go somewhere for a drink.
Entertainer No. 1 deciding match without human desire!
Who will not call out their juniors until the end?
And also...
BKB's first B 80% barisetsu!
Entertainers with the biggest difference in fame and real names...
We will verify the Shofuku-tei Tsurube-setsu.
So...
First, we will investigate with people who go to the city.
Do you know who this person is?
Shofuku-tei Tsurube-setsu?
I don't know.
That's correct.
Do you know his real name?
Huh? Real name...
I don't know.
I don't know his real name.
Hmm...
I think I've heard of it before, but I don't remember his real name.
I don't know his real name at all.
I don't know at all.
I don't know.
You should know.
Do you know his real name?
Real name?
Do you have a real name?
I think it's a bit unusual culture.
Hmm...
Like Takeshi.
General public conducted a survey of 100 people.
97 people knew his real name,
and 0 people knew his real name.
As a result, the difference is almost maximum.
I see.
So...
From now on, we will investigate whether the same entertainers know their real names.
Certainly.
We will ask the entertainers who came to "TVS" about their real names, including Tsurube, and aim for completion.
I think entertainers know their real names.
First of all, Fujiwara, who came to shoot "Today".
These 20 people...
Do you know their real names?
Tamone is...
Morita, Kazuyoshi.
He is famous for "Morita, Kazuyoshi".
That's right.
Yes.
I think you can laugh about it.
"Morita, Kazuyoshi", "shower" was in it.
Tsurube...
I...
I only know his last name.
Oh, you're right.
Do you know his real name?
I know it.
Why?
I have acted with his son in a drama.
Well...
You forgot it.
No, no, no.
If you say it out loud, remember it.
In a talk show in Kansai...
"Popego"!
I love "Popego" TV.
When I talk about my private life...
That's great!
I think...
I think it's "Tsuruga Manabu".
Am I wrong?
You're wrong. It's not cool.
Oh, it's "Tsuruga Manabu".
It's cool.
"Tokoro"?
It's not "Tokoro".
I don't know it at all.
"Akashiya-sama", "Tsuruga Manabu", "Tsuruga Manabu"...
- Right? - Yeah.
- It appears in the lyrics as it is. - That's right.
- Whether it's a composition or something else, it appears as if it was taken from a composition. - That's right.
- It has a great impression. - Yeah.
- "Hiromi-san"? - I don't know about "Hiromi-san", but I know. - It's "Hiromi-san", isn't it?
- "Hiromi-san"? - It may be "Matsumoto Hiromi", but...
- What? Really? - Like, "Hiromi-san, please join us".
- No, no, no. - Oh, is that so?
- I don't know, I don't know. There is that possibility, too. - What is it?
- That's right! "Mosuo-san", isn't it? - That's right, that's right.
- Even if it's someone else... - That's right, that's right, that's right. - I see.
- Wow, even though I just co-starred with you the other day... - Wait, you co-star with your son, don't you?
- I didn't know that. - You co-star with your son, don't you? - I often co-star with comedians' sons. - Then you should know.
- No, but I forgot! - I don't know! - I'm sorry!
- "Junior", I know this one! - Ah, I know this one! - Yes.
- This is also the same age, so... - Yes. - "Chihara", "Koji". - "Koji"!
- "Koji"!? - It's "Seiji Koji".
- "Koji"!? - Yes.
- You know the next one, don't you!? - No, I don't know the full name of this one!
- Right!? "Mr. Okazaki", "Mr. Okazaki" is what you're called, so "Hakata Hanamaru", right!?
- It's "Okazaki" for sure! - Yes.
- No, you also say "golf", right!? - Together!
- But the name of the golf bag says "Hanamaru" on it! - No, it doesn't!
- It's true! It's true! It says "Hakata Hanamaru" on it! - No, it doesn't!
- And "Hakata Daikichi"... - The last name is "Yoshioka" in this one! - I don't know!
- "Yoshioka" is... - I don't know!
- Ah, I'm scared! - "Hall & Zakosho"! - "Zakosho"! - I don't know!
- "G-MENSE" was doing a duo! - "G-MENSE" was doing a duo!
- At that time... what were they doing? "Zakosho" or "Zakoshoya"? - "Zakoshoya" was...
- And then "Hollywood" came along... - I don't know about "Zakosho"! - I don't know about "Zakosho"!
- "Kawashima", "Kunihiro" or "Kuniaki"? - I think it's either one of them!
- But you said "Ku-chan", so... - Yes, I said "Kunihiro"! - Then I'm sure of it!
- Yes! - Yes!
- "Gekidan Hitomi"! - Eh, I know! - Wah, I don't know!
- Eh, this is really "Kawashima"! - Wah, really!? - Kawashima! - Really!? - Kawashima! Kawashima Shogo!
- I think it's either one of them! - Ah, I think it's one of them!
- It came up! - Eh, I know the last name! - You're amazing! - "Masuno"!
- That's right! - The last name... I'm really... - Eh!? Isn't "Masuno" Takeshi!?
- That's you! - No? - "Mas" is Takeshi! - "Mas" is an actor! - You were pulled there! - "Taka"! "Taka" and "Suzukiya" are...
- "Suzukiya" wasn't "Toshi"! - No! "Taka" is "Suzuki"! - I don't know at all!
- Wow! - "Suzukiya" is... - Ah, wait! I'll say it! Wait! I'll say it!
- "Suzuki"! "Takahiro"! - Correct! - See! - Wow! - Wow!
- Ah, "Yoshimura" is "Yoshimura"'s last name, "Taka"! - That's right!
- "Toshi" is "Suzuki", so this last name is also "Miura"! - "Miura" and "Toshi"! - You remember it so well!
- "Toshikazu"! - See! - Wow!
- "Toshikazu" and "Miura"! - I don't remember "Miura" and "Toshi"! - I don't know it at all!
- However, their real names haven't been revealed since episode 5. - Surprisingly, they haven't been revealed.
- "Fujiwara", with eight members, is over. - Ah, that's right! - I see!
- Next, "Tsum", who came to "TBS" leaving "Akko" to you.
- Mr. Tokoro! - Yes?
- Mr. Tokoro, listen to me for once! - Hmm?
- I'm not sure about "Miyoji", but I think it's "Tadokoro".
- No, I don't think it's "Tadokoro".
- "Tadokoro" is "Atsumi Kyoshi"'s last name!
- You know "Konkon", don't you? - Huh? - Because it was included in the show's title.
- Ah, I know! I know! - "Kodono Hiromi"!
- Yes, "Kodono Hiromi". - There was a show called "Kodono Hiromi".
- "Nobu"! "Nobu" is... - I know! I know! I'm sure of it!
- "Nobu" had a record of having the highest number of relatives. - Ah, that's right!
- "Hayaka Nobuyuki"!
- Ah, I see! - "Nobu" and "Kodono Hiromi".
- It's their second name! - What is that?!
- "Hayaka" is "Nobuyuki"?
Next up is "Takeyama Takanori" aka "Cunning Takeyama".
- "Hanamaru Daiki" is also my last name.
- "Hanamaru" is... "Okazaki Mitsuteru".
- What?! - "Daiki" is "Yoshioka Hironori".
- "Yoshioka Hironori"?! - Because I joined "Yoshimoto" together with "Hakata".
- In "Ochiken" of Fukuoka University, me and a comedian named "Kenbo" from Fukuoka told each other, "Let's join "Yoshimoto"!"
- And from there on, we were called "Okazaki" and "Yoshioka".
- I don't know about "Zacoscho"! "Zascoscho" is "Zacoscho"!
- "Baccarism" used to be a combination of "baccarism" and "masuno".
Masuno
Kurochan
Masuno
It's "masuno" for us.
"Kurochan" means black river and it means bright.
"Kurochan" means autumn.
Kurochan
"Takeyama" opened "Kurochan" with "Hanamaru" and "Daikichi" of the same name.
"Kurochan" is still in 7th place.
I won't let you say that.
Next is Heisei Nobushikobushi Yoshimura, who came from Jirojiro Ariyoshi.
I searched for "daigo".
It's difficult.
I can't do it at all.
But below is "daigo".
I know it's "daigo" somehow.
We are good friends, but I don't know his real name.
We are good friends.
Are you kidding me?
I'm sorry.
Yoshimura's new album is out.
Next is Savannah Takahashi.
Was it Masuno Takeshi?
I've known Chidori for a long time.
I've seen his graduation album.
The most interesting people in school are No. 1 and No. 2.
What was No. 5?
I've met my dad.
I don't think it was such a strong name.
Yamamoto Daigo!
That's correct.
Takahashi managed to open Daigo.
There are six people left.
Examination Day 3.
Shimofuri Mikijit was coming.
I know this.
I'll open No. 20.
I don't know.
I'll go.
Seiya!
I'll go.
Can I say it?
Seiya...
I don't know his last name.
Ishikawa Seiya.
That's right!
That's true!
Seiya is this close.
He's cool.
I'm scared of Seiya's last name.
Are you saying it's scary?
You know his last name.
Yes.
Do you know his first name?
Do you know it?
Yes, I do.
Then, Asei, please.
Sasaki Naoto!
That's right!
His first name is Sasaki.
What's his last name?
His first name is Sasaki.
I've met Sasaki Naoto.
I've mentioned Naoto and Ishikawa.
So...
Asei opened Shimofuri Mikijit.
There are four people left.
I don't want to stay here.
I've been waiting for you.
I didn't wait for anyone.
Kasuga is here.
Tokoro and I go to the same school, so someone named me after Tokorozawa.
Usaki Ryudo gave me the name.
That's strange.
I'm sorry, Usaki-san.
I'm a senior at the school, so my last name is "haga".
It's "haga", but I don't know what it means.
It has nothing to do with me.
"haga"...
"taka"... Isn't it "takanantoka"?
takayuki
That's correct.
Kasuga-san, you're amazing!
I just came up with the name.
But that "haga" is...
Is there such a thing as "zakosho" in real life?
"Bakudanryuunan" is originally a group name.
It's not a game named after a name.
"masuno"...
I don't know... "masuno-san"...
You can say it here, right?
I only know "masuno-san".
With that said, there are only three people left.
You're amazing!
Next up is "biking alone".
First up is "zakosho", a senior at the office.
"zakoshi-san" is "nakazawa shigeki".
He's a senior at "masuno-san".
Next up is "tokyo bakarizumu" from Fukuoka Prefecture, Tagawa Prefecture.
"bakari-san" is...
I wonder what "masuno" is...
I only know "masuno-san", "bakari-san".
"himura-san" is...
"bakari-san" is the name below, right?
"hide"?
Wasn't it "hide"?
I feel like it said "hide".
I feel like "shitara-san" also said "hide".
Could it be "hide"?
"hide"? "hide"?
Wow, it's difficult.
And, Bakarizumu and Miyazon don't look bad at all.
Lastly, we asked this person who has a lot of quiz knowledge.
Do you know their real names?
"masu" of "hide" and "tomo" of "hide" are "a" of "go" and "chi" of "chishiki".
"kirona" of "hide" calls "hide" and "jizura" of "hide" calls "takayasu" of "miyazono" of "daiko".
By the way, "kazunori" of "kazunoko" is "kazunori" of "kazumoya".
I don't feel good unless "kazunori" comes up.
There are many people who can't say your full name.
Oh, I see. It's a little difficult to read.
Hamada-san...
Just say it.
I know.
Hamada...Masayuki-san.
Masayuki-san.
You shouldn't say that.
I'm sorry.
But, your VJR was a little long.
You shouldn't say that.
You should have said "oh" when your name came up.
Then, let's ask "non-star" Inouyen.
We didn't need her.
We didn't need her at all.
By the way, here is our next presenter. Please come in!
Nice to meet you!
Are you okay?
I'm getting nervous.
I admire you.
Don't admire me.
It's been 5 years since we met last time.
We were like NG people.
Were you like that?
I like you when you were more serious.
Will you change like Fuji when you're nervous?
Stop it!
I finally graduated!
I didn't graduate.
I said I wanted you to call me right away.
It's dangerous to call you right away.
I have a question for you.
Do you go out for drinks with your juniors?
Yes.
How about you, Fuku?
I don't have many juniors.
Don't you go out with your juniors?
No, we don't.
We meet at the edge of a toilet.
Do you get rejected?
Of course we do.
But there is a saying that you can't reject your seniors.
So we brought up this theory.
The entertainer who doesn't have many juniors will be No. 1!
I didn't know I had to say this.
I'm glad you stopped.
The entertainer who doesn't have many juniors will be No. 1!
What is this?
It's hard to say "hey".
So, we gathered these five people who are well- known among entertainers for not having many juniors.
When I saw the members, I thought they were serious because of Kohori and Heitaku.
Wait a minute.
Kohori is serious.
This time, we asked "Would you like to go for a drink?" and "Would you like to invite a junior entertainer over the phone?"
If they say "no", it's clear.
We will do this in order.
Wow, this is...
If you call someone out first, you will be eliminated.
We have prepared a prize for those who stayed until the end and shined brightly.
Is it money?
How much?
One hundred thousand yen.
One hundred thousand yen!?
That's great!
So, we should do our best for the prize?
That's right.
So, in order of what we have prepared for the prize, we will call juniors who seem to refuse as much as possible.
First of all, Ms. Murakami, who would you like to call?
"Would you like to go for a drink?" has been said many times, but "would you like to invite a junior entertainer over the phone?" means "would you like me to invite you over the phone?"
The first one she chose was Nadal, who has never gone out for a drink by herself.
A junior entertainer...
- Hello? - Hello! How are you?
- What are you doing right now? - I'm at home.
- Really? - I can hear you.
- I was thinking of getting something to drink. - No problem.
- Really? - Yes.
- Are you sure you can do it? - Well...
- What?
- Well...
- Don't say "well"! - I can't do it.
- I need to get my kid to sleep. - Where are you going?
- I wanted to go, but... - He's completely exhausted.
- My wife is also exhausted. - Exhausted...
- I wanted to go, but... - You can't sleep?
- I can't do it today. - You can't?
- I'm sorry. - No problem.
- I can do it. - No problem.
- You cleared it. - Yes, I cleared it.
- You're good! - I thought you could do it.
- How do you feel now? - I know you're lying.
- I know you're lying.
- Finally, Murakami cleared his first turn. - I see.
- Who will you call next? - Kuu-chan of Yasei Bakudan.
- Oh!
- We're in a band together. - Yes.
- He makes fun of me a lot. - I see.
- Yes, good morning. - Hello, good morning.
- What's up? - I wanted to get something to drink.
- You're not my sister, are you? - No, I'm not.
- I'm shooting a video for YouTube. - You can't come right now, can you?
- No, I can't. I have about an hour left. - I see. Thank you.
- I'm shooting a video. - I'm sorry.
The first person Komiya-kun chose was...
- Let's call Komiya-kun. - Okay.
Komiya-kun from Sanshiro.
He didn't tell me he didn't use LINE.
So I only know his number.
I don't know him.
You know him?
I don't know him at all.
Wait, I'm his senior.
I'm his senior, right?
I don't know him, so I'll call someone else.
Do you know Miku Kawamura?
She's said to be cute.
She's a comedian.
She's a female comedian.
She's also a comedian.
Hello?
Miku?
Yes?
Miku, Miku, I'm sorry.
What is it?
What do you mean "what is it"?
I'm not suspicious.
Hey, Miku!
What is it?
Miku, Miku, I was thinking of going for a drink or something, so I called you.
Oh, it's okay.
It's not okay.
What do you mean "it's okay"?
No, I'm not going.
You're not going.
Oh, right, you don't like alcohol.
There's pineapple juice and stuff like that.
Oh, I'm not going.
I'm sorry.
It's a lovey-dovey counter bar.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm not going.
I'm sorry.
Wow!
I didn't know you'd cut me like that!
Next, Hey, Taku-chan chose a cashier who's rarely spoken with and is likely to be working late.
She's busy.
Hello?
Oh, hello!
Thank you for calling.
I'm sorry.
Yes?
I was thinking of going for a drink if you don't mind.
What?!
Oh, really?!
I'm sorry.
I'm in Osaka right now.
I'm staying at a hotel in Osaka.
Oh, I see.
Hello?
It's Nakagawa Paradise.
Yes?
It's been a while.
What were you doing?
I'm at home right now and about to go to bed.
Oh, really?!
I was thinking of going for a drink if you don't mind.
What do you think?
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm staying at a hotel in Osaka.
I'm sorry.
I'm staying at a hotel in Osaka.
I see.
It's tough.
You're weak at everything.
They all refused because it's dangerous.
The first round is over.
(Next Episode)
Oh, it's already 10 o'clock.
Jean-Poke's oldest son.
He refused about 10 times a few years ago.
What?
How did he refuse?
Yes, and I stopped inviting him now.
Hello?
Oh, sorry, sorry.
Wait a minute.
I'm thinking of drinking now.
Yes.
What do you think?
With who?
Alone.
What? Alone?
Wait a minute.
Now, um...
The child will go to bed for a while, so can you wait a minute?
What?
While the child goes to bed...
Oh, you can't say anything.
Yes, it's true.
Can you call him back later?
He's going to refuse.
Oh, no.
What's going on?
It's been a while since I called him like this.
I want him to know that something happened.
Yes.
But he refused for now, right?
What will fall apart is...
When the invited junior comes to this store...
Murakami.
He's in a pinch, but he continues.
Yes.
And what Kohori chose is...
Spike Matsura, who was completely hated in the past.
He's drinking alone.
I'm thinking of drinking now.
Yes.
I'm thinking of drinking now.
Oh, I see.
Yes.
Oh, I see. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'll invite you again.
Oh, it's the scariest feeling.
I was thinking of going somewhere to drink with Miyamoto.
Oh, I can't do it today.
It feels good.
Don't you drink with me?
Oh, no, I really want to go.
Actually, I had a men'ser now.
Oh, I see.
I don't think I should drink now.
Oh, it's too sudden.
Oh, I'm sorry. I think it's too sudden.
As expected of Gherin, who doesn't care about people.
In the second week, everyone except Murakami decided not to drink.
1 hour and 40 minutes since the shoot began.
Here, finally...
Huh?
It's here.
Good morning.
Hello, Otoku.
You're great.
You're really great.
A jump-type Otaku who doesn't know anything arrives at the store.
Yes, in fact...
This is the 11th time.
The previous Otaku also refused.
Wait a minute.
Oh no!
Yes?
I got a message from an Otaku.
Is it coming?
It's coming.
Thank you for your hard work.
I feel like I can go anytime.
Oh, it's coming.
That means...
Why do you come today?
No, no, no.
What did you say?
You invited me.
I really didn't have a schedule.
I kept refusing.
Oh, really?
You just didn't do it.
Let me explain this project.
I think you're the one who lined up for this line- up.
That's right.
I don't like this line-up.
At 10:43 p.m., Murakami left the store.
I'm thinking of drinking now.
Now?
Yes.
I'll go.
Excuse me?
Is it okay if I don't drink for a long time?
I don't like it.
So, in a situation where he can't explain himself,
And in Paradise, he has never gone drinking before,
He calls Ogata.
Ogata is going to come.
Hello.
Hello. How are you doing?
Ogata, what are you doing now?
I'm at the park now.
I'm going to the sauna with my colleagues.
You're going to the sauna?
No, I was in Azabujuban.
Azabujuban? It's far.
I thought you wouldn't drink.
It's time for the park.
I see.
It's a long way.
I just called my colleagues.
You're not going to the sauna anymore.
Are you going now?
Yes.
The sauna was over earlier.
The sauna now?
The sauna...
Yes, it's...
It's going up now.
It's going up? What do you mean?
It's in front of the sauna now.
It's not in yet?
It went in and it's going up now.
What is that?
I see.
You want to go drinking now.
That's right. I was thinking of going for a drink.
I see.
Yes.
Then it's impossible.
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
Thank you for your hard work.
It's over now, right?
Yes.
I didn't know that well.
That's mean.
And at 11:37 am,
Takamatsu Nana arrives.
Nana-san, why did you come?
Isn't it a lie to come at this hour?
I didn't have a reason to refuse.
That's right.
To tell you the truth,
Taku-chan dropped out of here.
At 11 o'clock.
Please come in.
Ando Natsu arrives here.
Who invited you?
The one who invited him is...
Hello.
Hello, Natsu-chan.
Hello.
What's up? Isn't it rare for you to call me?
We were thinking of going for a drink and we called you.
Is it now?
That's right.
What? Wait a minute.
Isn't it rare for you to call me?
It's rare.
It's rare for you to call me.
So you're surprised yourself.
Natsu-san...
I'm surprised myself?
Did something happen?
Do you have that intention?
Then I'll go.
I'll go.
I'm sorry. Please wear warm clothes.
Warm clothes?
Do you want me to drink outside?
I haven't decided yet.
Wow! You're here!
Natsu-chan!
It's annoying!
That's right!
You're here on your own will, aren't you?
Why are you talking about me?
You're the one who called me!
This is the worst project ever.
From Kruger's point of view.
And...
The day changed.
At midnight.
Wow! Why are you here?
Wow!
Commander Ishii, who was invited by Paradise, has arrived.
I didn't do it, but...
I was called, so I did it.
I really thought about it, so it wasn't dirty at all.
So, the comedian who has no humanity in his juniors has been decided by Mr. Kohori!
Congratulations!
It's serious! Of course!
The winner is decided, but Kohori also has to call someone to go home.
So...
From now on, she will contact her close junior.
From now on, I really want to call you!
This is NTT Docomo.
The number you have dialed is not in service at the moment.
So this is where you're at!
You're so late!
You're in trouble now!
Oh, really?
I had some work to do until morning...
I'm sorry for calling you so early.
I understand.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'll call you again. Sorry!
Yes!
As expected of the king of human trafficking.
No one is caught easily.
I'm the winner.
It's already 2 o'clock.
But it's 2 o'clock in the middle of the night.
He's the 15th person to call.
I want to drink a little.
Oh, yes.
Will you come?
I'll go.
Yay! OK! Thank you!
Is this a girls' club?
He succeeded in calling out his nameless junior.
How was it?
You became the king of human trafficking.
Yes.
Oh, that's just like you said.
I see.
And so...
The family's fate was decided.
Is Kohori like that?
Is she like that?
Is Kohori like that?
I don't know that much about her.
Oh, is that so?
No, Kohori is really...
She says a lot of things that you can't see on TV.
Is she a bad drinker?
She's a bad drinker and she's also a bad woman.
She has a wife, but she has a lot of lovers.
When she wants to go on a date with her lover...
She goes to her junior's house...
She gives her junior 3,000 yen...
And says, "Go somewhere else."
What?
Lend me your room.
Yes.
3,000 yen!
When her junior heard that...
He said, "What? You already have 3,000 yen?"
I see.
Yoshimoto's fate was decided.
Isn't it the future?
What will you do, Zakiyama? If Mr. Mazumoku invites you, you will go, of course, right?
No, it depends on the situation.
I don't want you to make fun of me like Fujii again.
What are you doing?
Next, we will introduce and verify various theories in the world.
Everyone's Theory Corner
Tonight's presenter is...
Mr. Yoshimoto!
You're shaking!
We just didn't match.
First of all, do you know this person?
Of course.
How about you, Yoshimoto-san?
Bike, Kawasaki, Bike-san.
How about you, Hyoku-kun? What do you do?
I don't know much about it.
You don't know?
You refer to BKB and say it in capital letters, right?
Yes.
Mr. Junio, can you do me a favor in BKB?
What?
Can you do me a favor in BKB?
What?
Can you do me a favor in BKB?
I really don't know.
Bridal, Kobukuro, Higatate, Bakusho, BKB...
Can you do that?
What?
Hiiya!
When you came back, you said "Hiiya", didn't you?
That's what I said.
You said "Hiiya", didn't you?
The theory is...
BKB! Oh, excuse me.
What? Go ahead.
Can I, Amada-san?
No, no, this is yours.
Oh, is it? I'm sorry.
Is it your last gyoza?
Can I have one?
Can I have one? Can I have one?
What's with you?
BKB! The first B! 80% fake theory!
So, after this, we will investigate BKB's fake theory!
Up until now, we have presented this to you with the sponsorship of these sponsors.
This time, we have verified that 80% of people use Bari in their first B.
BKB! The first B! 80% fake theory verified!
If you ask me...
Bari, excuse me! BKB!
Oh, it's true!
Let's go, let's go!
Bari, let's go!
Isn't Bari relying too much on the first B?
And with that...
Machibura 2BKB 100 times in a row challenge!
It's finally time for these three to record, Biker!
I'm so happy!
In Tokyo!
I thought it was a reward show for winning the first place!
How is it? Are you confident?
If I can hit it like this...
BKB!
You can't do it like that!
You're locking yourself up, aren't you?
And...
This time, we can't go home until we say "BKB" 100 times in a fake show.
So we secretly investigated Bari's ratio.
By the way, we asked them beforehand...
There's no 80% Bari, right?
There's none.
Don't underestimate me.
I'm someone who only sold BKBs.
You only think about Bs and Ks and Bs, don't you?
No, please understand me.
That can't be the case for our seniors.
Because of that, the two of them...
What?
If you use the word "Bari"...
You'll get a penalty of electrocution.
Why?
Why doesn't it suit you?
I'll say it a few times.
That's right.
You can look it up on your own.
So we asked them to put it on...
And switch it on to test it out.
This is impossible!
It's really impossible!
There's a dog.
Oh, there's a dog.
S-shut up!
He got in the way of the bike!
Bari isn't a cute bulldog.
BKB
The bike suddenly said "boom boom".
"BKB"!
This is a good one!
Okay, okay.
I like it.
And they quickly used "Bari".
Since then, they've been using it as a hand-held bike.
And now, they're using it as a bike.
Look at the sign.
What?
Bridgestone's sign.
"BKB"!
That's good!
You're going at a good pace!
There's a lot of bicycles, too!
That's good!
This is amazing!
Isn't it amazing?
Look!
It's a bicycle that's easy to ride.
"BKB"!
It's not bad!
They use it a lot!
It's good!
After some time, they started using "Bari" again.
I see.
It's not a word, is it?
Dad, how long have you been doing this?
About 50 years.
50 years?!
Wow, you've got history!
I do have history, but I don't have money.
He doesn't have money!
To be honest, I'm doing this much and I'm still poor.
I even have an autograph.
What do you mean?
Tetsuya Kumakawa and Harishi Mizuki.
I'm surprised. Kumakawa-san and his beautiful autograph.
What's that?
Baricode-shaped bicycle.
I can't do that either.
There are a lot of electric bicycles in Tokyo.
It's convenient, isn't it?
Bicycle that you don't get tired of.
BKB!
You're good at it.
You can ride BKB on horseback, can't you?
Yes, I can.
Baricode-shaped bicycle.
BKB.
This is too tiring, isn't it?
You said you bought an electric bicycle, didn't you?
Only my ex-girlfriend was using it, and when she left, it went somewhere.
What a sad story.
Bari, I feel blue. BKB.
You're getting worse and worse.
I'm happy even if it's not money.
I'm really sad.
I'm sorry, sir. Thank you for coming.
Thank you very much.
Bari, thank you.
BKB.
This is no good.
Thank you very much.
Let's go.
After getting on the bicycle, Bari started using it five times in the first ten minutes.
In addition, in addition to Bari, the second word used was discovered.
What?
Is it "bosu"?
No, it's not.
I misunderstood "bosu" and "bkb".
No, no, no.
Put it in my sock and hit it.
BKB.
Okay, okay, okay.
Of the 50 BKBs that appeared in 42 minutes,
"boku" is used eight times.
By the way, Bari also used it eight times.
That's right.
So, additional rules.
From now on, "boku" is also aimed at electricity.
What kind of woman are you?
"Boku" is for small beauties.
BKB.
I see.
What kind of program is this?
Why are you making me look like this?
You want to propose someday, don't you?
Raise your finger and say "for my salary for three months"...
BKB.
Let's go.
Thank you very much.
What's wrong?
I wanted to eat "boku".
BKB.
Don't say that.
You're angry, aren't you?
On your bike.
BKB.
You're ugly.
Suddenly, you're ugly.
BKB.
What do you mean "suddenly you're ugly"?
You're going to hit me.
Suddenly, you're "boku".
BKB.
What are you doing?
What?
Your body is sticky.
BKB.
Your body is sticky.
BKB.
What was that?
You don't say it.
Don't say it for the first time.
Don't say the same thing for the second time.
After that, "boku"'s heavy attack...
BKB.
It's burning.
The bikers have no limit on their bodies.
I didn't know the ball is heavy.
BKB.
One more!
Let's go for "soukatsu" today.
Yes, "soukatsu".
"soukatsu", "soukatsu"
I hope you won't do it again.
It's the first time we three are on TV together.
Best friends I'm grateful for.
BQB!
Is it over?
It's over.
It's so annoying.
Actually, this show was on Wednesday's "Downtown".
Really?
Do you know what theory it is?
Is it possible for BQB to stand this high on Wednesday?
This theory is...
BQB's first B 80% chance theory.
I want to know this theory.
We thought so, too.
Here is the result.
How many BQBs did they use?
Out of 100 BQBs,
BQB was used 18 times.
It's one fifth of BQBs.
I used it 18 times.
It's the same.
It's embarrassing to use "bari" after this.
People who have already seen it will think it's "bari" again.
So you can't say "bari" anymore?
Don't say it.
I don't think so.
You don't think so, right?
"Bari" and "boku" are the same.
"Bari" and "boku" became "b" dishes.
"Bike" became "bunbun".
Thank you for coming.
What are you going to do next?
"Bari" and "boku" are bothering you, aren't they?
I'm always bothered by them.
"Bari" and "boku"...
I won't use it anymore.
I won't use "bari" and "boku" either.
"Bari"?
Did you use it?
I don't think you should use it.
I don't use "bari" much.
"Bari"...
You're "bose", aren't you?
"bkb" "heel"!
Thank you very much!
Give me a kiss.
I don't like it.
How much is it?
Next week, you can't go home until you can raise your deposit for 5 people in a row.
50,000 yen?
No way!
Put it in your wallet.
About 150 yen.
It worked!
Moreover!
Even if you are an entertainer who can't do that, if you get an offer from an information program and a commentator, you might be attracted to it.
Good morning.
Tonight's broadcast and past broadcast will be broadcast on Parabi.