AISubs v3.5
(applause)
Good evening, everyone!
Thank you for coming!
The first presenter is this person!
Please come in!
(music)
Hey, who's there?
Thank you for coming!
Welcome, everyone!
Tomo-kun, Tomo-kun!
This is what I brought with me.
This is what I bring with me every year.
Here it is!
This year's Best Vocal Tournament!
We've done it five times.
The winners so far are...
DOBROCK, KUMAMUSHI, EHARA MASAHIRO,
HOLLYWOOD THE GOSHOW,
and ASAGAYA SHIMAI.
They are the most famous members of the band.
As for DOBROCK,
KING OF CONDO also won later.
If he wins here,
there is a possibility that
KING OF CONDO and M-ONE will also go.
No, no. HOLLYWOOD THE GOSHOW also won.
Oh, I see.
And ASAGAYA SHIMAI also won.
Wow!
That's why it's amazing.
What about KUMAMUSHI?
Hey, you!
That's not true!
There is one band.
Except for KUMAMUSHI,
everyone else is doing their best.
And this year,
we have a new judge.
This time,
it's ASAGAYA SHIMAI.
It's a little sharp, isn't it?
It's tough.
Every year, this is the sixth time this year.
Kaewuta Saikyo Tournament
Tonight, again, eight teams will compete.
We won the first time.
If we don't win, there's no point in taking the King of Corn.
We found someone who can make all the people laugh.
If we win this time...
This time, the judge is a young comedian.
A young comedian?
Yes.
I know a lot about comedians.
I don't think there's any reason for me to lose.
But I think the youngest one is probably DOKKEN.
To be honest, I'm aiming for the championship.
That's what I think every time.
I'm trying to match what I have every day with the rhythm of the song.
That's what I thought.
I won the King of Singing.
I can do it!
First of all, I'm worried about the fact that we haven't sung our first or second song in 2020.
The winner is...
What's this?
28 teams will enter.
From the first round to the final round, they will sing three songs alternately.
This time, 51 young comedians under the age of three will be judged.
Who will win and win over young comedians' hearts?
In addition,
If the target of the sexy prank is the father of the sexy girl,
the reverse sexy prank "I can't watch it" theory will be verified.
Sexy girl be in the downtown.
The first song of the first round of "Sing Alternately Strongest Tournament" is...
Wow, it's a song.
It's a hit song.
The MV of which has been played 100 million times on YouTube is also a hot topic.
It's "Kosui" by Eight.
How did the eight teams change this song?
It's a good song.
The first match of the first round.
First of all, it's "Lazer Ramon R.G."
I wonder how confident they are.
They are laughing all over the country.
Wow, it's coming.
It's been a while.
Is it because of cancer?
I'm Isayama, director of the Tokyo Central Bank.
- Well, then... - You're funny now.
Music, play! Play! Play!
Music, play!
In the middle of the night, with both hands,
I'm getting ready for Mr. Mikasa's bad words.
I don't know if you've seen the drama or not.
I won't say it again.
I'm not asking for a dogeza, but...
I remember that there's a big topic.
Dogeza, dogeza, say sorry.
Dogeza, dogeza, it's your fault.
What a waste of space.
There's plenty of space.
You're right. Say dogeza and say sorry.
Dogeza, you bastard.
Huh? Huh?
I see.
It's not like me at all.
- And for RG... - It's not like me at all.
It's not funny at all.
You have a singing ability.
Yes, I'm singing realistically.
In the middle of the night, all of a sudden,
I want to see my dad too, so I text him.
I haven't asked my dad for about three years.
What should I do?
I don't want to think about my dad, but when I'm swayed to the side, I remember your big, big boobs.
It's because it's too erotic.
Now that they've finished singing, it's time to judge.
There's no need for us to judge.
The 51 young comedians will be asked to press the interesting switch and determine the winner by that number.
How did the young comedians judge this match?
Here is the result of the first match of the first round.
Rg-san got 12 votes, dobrok-san got 39 votes, and dobrok-san advanced to the semi-final.
Congratulations!
Thank you very much!
I haven't seen it, but the ratings are high.
It was really erotic, but there was also emo in it.
It's erotic, but it's also emo, and I thought it was amazing.
Rg-san simply didn't see Hanzawa, so I didn't know.
There are people who haven't seen Hanzawa.
Those of you who come to the TBS studio without seeing Hanzawa Naoki...
Apologize! Apologize! Apologize! Apologize!
The strongest singing tournament continues.
This is a great battle.
The second match of the first round.
First of all, Momochi.
In the middle of the night, when I turned on the TV, Koike and the governor sent me a text message saying that I look like Etsuko Komiyaetsuko.
It's not that we don't look alike, but I found someone else who looks like her. Her room style and suit, if you look closely you can see that her hair is thin.
Oh, you look like her!
Tomochika, who performed a completely different version of "Sedai Kanzenmushi", is compared to... Kannazuki!
Well, I guess I'm a little old.
Well, that said, Kannazuki is...
I'm Yoshide. Nice to meet you.
You have the same taste.
That's right.
Suddenly in Reiwa, the 99th prime minister Abe and I supported each other for about seven years and learned how to do things.
Abenomics, economy, foreign exchange, going to my hometown Akita, sweet strawberries, red beans, cream, and that pancake of yours, I love you.
What was that?!
You were serious!
You did it properly!
Unfortunately, that led to a socialist alternative song battle, but...
Who will win?!
Tomochika, 24 votes.
Kannazuki, 27 votes.
The semi-finalist is Kannazuki!
I just wanted to win as soon as possible.
First of all, the impersonator.
Next is the third match of the first round.
First of all, Cookie!
Will you do it properly?
I won't do it!
Are you sure you'll do it?
Music, start!
You can't do it properly, can you?
That's right.
I bite it often.
It wraps me up.
The waves don't bite me off and stay in my mouth.
They say it's a zone, but I bite it off.
Meat?
There's a smell that I don't wash properly.
What is it?
I don't think I have to ask for it.
Oh, when I realize it, someone asked me for it and left it there.
Oh, meat? Meat? Meat? Meat? Meat? Super meat?
Eat it!
What are you doing?
Eat it!
Thank you for your hard work.
I did it properly.
Cookie did it properly.
How is it?
Don't you think you'll be kicked unexpectedly?
It's big.
It says "when is it open?"
It says the same sentence on my right and left back.
It says it on my pants and both thighs.
And of course, it says it on my left back, too.
It spins around in a spin.
It says it, it says it.
For Cookie, who has better singing skills than Reinen...
I think Sayaka is going to win this one.
This is also Sayaka, who said that she is the king of jokes.
Who will win?
Cookie has 36 votes and Sayaka has 15 votes.
Cookie will advance to the semi-finals!
Thank you!
I want to see the next one, too.
Why are you crying?
Cookie is crying.
I'm sorry. My strings were stolen yesterday.
It doesn't matter if you win or not.
You like strings, don't you?
The strongest singing tournament continues...
The fourth match of the first round...
First up is "Sakurai".
I like "Sakurai".
See?
He's playing it.
He's playing it properly.
Oh, that's how you play it.
What's this?
Huh?
Oh, I see.
I see.
That's right.
For Sakurai...
That's a lot of songs.
"Hollywood Zakoshi".
You looked it up, didn't you?
I like everything.
I know.
That's not how you sing it.
I don't know anymore.
I saw it in a movie.
You get caught up in one thing.
Do you know what it is?
The solution was old-fashioned.
Thank you very much.
I don't know the result.
Which one is it?
Which one will stand up and stand up?
The winner is "Hollywood Zakusha".
If an entertainer chooses it, it will be like this.
"Hollywood Zakusha".
The song was good.
What's wrong with you?
That's not how you sing it.
Sing it.
What's wrong with you?
You sing everything wrong.
I didn't know what was interesting.
I've been laughing since it came out.
I was allowed to sing it.
Singing Contest.
Here is the song of the semi-final.
You know it.
Official Hige Dandism's big hit song "Pretender".
It's difficult.
What kind of singing did the four teams of the semi-final do?
This program is sponsored by the following sponsors.
Zakusha.
I can't hear you right now.
What will happen to my father and daughter?
The first match of the semi-final.
First of all, Dobrock.
Boobs!
I want to lick, lick, lick, lick, lick, lick, lick, lick, lick myself up,
but I don't want to lick!
It's no good in this situation!
If there's only one reason,
it's because it's tasteless!
"It's tasteless." "Even if you don't have it." "Even if you don't have it."
Kanna loves boobs that are like that.
You guys are expensive. We're on the same train.
I don't know where Japan is. I know a hill.
If there is one next target, it's Yamada Tetsuto.
Well, that's true, but...
That's what you're told.
Which one is it?
Which one will advance to the finals?
Mr. Dobroku has 46 votes and Mr. Kandazuki has 5 votes.
Mr. Dobroku will advance to the finals.
I don't want to say it.
If I said it, I would have fallen into a fire.
You could have said it more.
The impact and strength that started from the first boobs...
There was also a betrayal that I didn't want to say.
I can't remember it well.
That's right.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Semi-finals second match.
First of all, cookies.
Wife, your husband is home late and you are worried about him.
Are you laughing at me? Are you laughing at me?
Look, look, I like you too.
You like me too, don't you?
Wife, you like me too, don't you?
You like me too, don't you?
You are dirty.
You like me too, don't you?
For cookies like this,haltening show of Hollywood.
You like me too, don't you?
This gang...
♪ Actually, actually, it's interesting ♪
♪ If there's only one thing certain about love ♪
I'm sleepy!
What's the point of changing it?
You're really bad at this.
Don't make me laugh, young man.
Who will win the regular match and advance to the finals?
Are you kidding me?
You're cheating!
It's all thanks to your tools!
No, it's not.
Your driving was terrible, too!
You, too!
You were driving like this.
That's weird. You're driving with your glasses on.
I'll forgive you for that, but...
I'm serious about this.
You can't do that.
The viewers will complain about it, too.
If that's the case, I'll win, too.
This is the final match for reality.
Let me see it!
This is weird.
This is really...
How many have you broken?
You've won a lot.
And the last song is...
Even now, it's very popular.
It's the opening song of "Kimetsu no Yaiba", "Grenge".
Who will win the championship with this song?
If both teams win, they will win for the second time in a row.
First, Dobrock.
Attention! Our class's transfer students.
Transfer students?
Boys or girls? Do you know?
Which one?
Even girls!
By the way, transfer students.
What?
Transfer students?
Boys or girls? Do you know?
Attention! Our class's transfer students.
Boys or girls? Do you know?
Wow, he's doing it.
He's doing it.
Who will win the second championship?
Next is "Hollywood Zaco Show".
What will he do?
He's on the stage.
Well, Mr. President, you exaggerated too much.
Shall we start?
Yes.
Music, start!
What are you doing, katana man?
What are you saying?
What did I say?
Everyone, let's go!
Leave it to me!
This is not good.
From the first match, Dobrock kept attacking with his boobs jokes.
He did it properly.
From the first match, The Cushion kept attacking with his movements.
Who will win?
The final result of "Kaewuta's Strongest Tournament" is as follows.
What are you doing?
I didn't win.
I'm sorry.
Who will stop The Cushion?
That's how it is.
The winner is...
I'll say it again.
I'll win.
I won't say it again.
The final result of "Kaewuta's Strongest Tournament" is as follows.
Fujino, what did you think of it?
I feel like I won and lost properly.
That's right.
When the winner says "the value is the value", I can't do anything about it.
I admit it.
It's like you're showing off your jumping tools.
Mikiti, what did you think of it?
I thought "Dobroku-san is amazing".
I have a great impression of him.
The reason I don't want to lick my boobs is because they don't taste good.
And you two said "No, they don't taste bad."
What does it taste like?
Women don't know.
I've never licked my boobs.
No, you haven't.
Because I like men.
He said it clearly.
The next presenter is this person.
Please come in.
I'm Kendo Kobayashi.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Kendo Kobayashi.
I thought you were someone from HANSHA.
You just look like it.
I'm sorry. I'm wearing sunglasses.
I have something I'd like to ask you all today.
Among us, who has a daughter?
Matsumoto-san and Mikiti.
The three of us.
I see.
You're here.
What's with that weird feeling?
I shouldn't have asked you that.
It's fine.
Don't make it sound so serious.
If you have a daughter, you might be in a bad mood.
I don't like it.
Let's call it a psychological experiment.
I see.
Here is the experiment.
If the target of the prank is the daughter's father,
it's called "reverse prank".
Stop it!
It's called "reverse prank".
Does it mean that the father knows it?
The father knows it.
And the daughter will show it to him.
But the father agreed with it.
The father's position is high.
But the father knows that the daughter is weird.
The father often says, "If you can help me with my work, I'll do it for you."
But it's about the daughter.
What will happen?
It's been a long time since I did "unwatchable theory" on TV.
Unwatchable?
You know the answer!
If the target of the sexy prank is the father of the sexy girl,
"unwatchable theory" will be verified.
So...
Ero-oyaji-hantou
Marco and Peace will set up the prank and prepare this fake prank show.
And the four brothers will be the targets.
The first one is...
Haruka, who is active as a member of Cyber Japan Dancers.
Her boobs have the meaning of "bazooka milk".
After this, her father will set up a "sexy prank" for her.
But before that...
The first target is...
This person!
Yes!
Asaku Okawa!
If one-third of "ero-oyaji-hantou" is the father of the sexy girl,
it may be a little suspicious.
Asaku Okawa, who is familiar with "sexy prank"
will go to "shitagoshira" first.
I lied to Asaku Okawa that I had a magazine coverage and called him here.
Yes.
He will arrive soon.
He is here!
He is well-educated.
Speaking of "chirami"...
Let's start the "sexy prank".
Wow! He is a star!
Does everyone know about it?
No, they don't.
Mr. Asaku is...
He's looking at it very closely.
He hasn't changed at all.
Shall I give you instructions?
First of all,
would you like to take off your jacket slowly?
Wow!
Wow, it's beautiful, but...
It looks like milk.
He's looking at it very closely.
With his mouth closed,
he's looking at it very closely.
He's looking at it very closely.
Wow!
His eyes are sparkling.
The back of his thin sunglasses...
His throat is also dry now.
He can't speak because of the prey.
Wow!
It's like a star prank.
If it was a normal sexy prank,
he would think like this, but...
This time, Asaku Okawa has understood the whole plan.
I see.
This is probably what it looks like in reality.
I see.
Ms. Haruka, would you like to take off your handkerchief and pick it up slowly?
Wow!
She's good at it.
How is it, Aman-san?
It's not "chilla".
It's not "gan".
And after that, their erotic show continued.
At last...
Please say your last line.
Here it comes.
What are you looking at, you erotic man!
I'm not looking at you at all.
You were looking at me a lot.
I'm not looking at you at all.
Until she said this final line,
there has been a series of pranks.
If you get this one right, it's a reverse prank.
Yes.
And she made a joke as if it were a fake show.
It's a fake show.
Yes, it is.
It's a fake show.
We don't have any footage.
What is it?
Even though she confirmed the flow of the prank,
it's finally a prank to her father.
Next, we're going to prank an old man who's going out of town.
Let's see how it goes.
Okay, Mr. Stark.
Please catch the target.
Okay.
Thank you very much.
I'm looking forward to it.
Okay.
They let their daughter go to the waiting room for now.
Thank you for coming.
By the way, why did you accept this project?
The reason is...
As a father, I wanted to do something for my daughter.
For my daughter.
The daughter, who throws her father out of the room...
That's what you said!
The daughter, who throws her father out of the room...
She's going to hold this newspaper and hide her face...
And she's going to stand by.
For my daughter.
So...
The forbidden reverse sexy prank starts!
By the way, she's wearing sunglasses...
So her father doesn't know she's his own daughter.
I see.
That's how it works.
When you put down the newspaper...
Do you want me to take it off your jacket first?
I don't know when you put down the newspaper...
But when you put it down, please take it off your jacket first.
I see.
Please put down the newspaper!
That's why you're wearing sunglasses.
He put it down.
He laughed!
He noticed it, but...
He laughed.
That's amazing.
But he didn't take off his jacket as instructed.
He forgot to take off his jacket.
He's trying to do his job.
You can't hide your emotions.
The target realized that he was his father.
He's a professional!
He continues his sexiness.
He's a professional.
Say my name.
You sound cool.
He noticed it, but...
He laughed.
He's hiding his face.
He didn't bite.
And...
Please stretch your back and emphasize your chest.
To your father...
Do you want me to do it?
Father!
What is this?
This is a bad show!
He told his father about his sexiness.
And...
Please take off your handkerchief and stand up.
He decided to take off his handkerchief and stand up.
It's like a nightmare, isn't it?
I know, right?
His movements...
His movements are a little rough.
His movements are rough!
What did you say?!
Here we go!
What kind of psychologist is he?
I can't look at him.
What kind of feelings does he have?
What kind of feelings does he really have?
And after that, both of them went to hell.
Both of them went to hell.
Finally, it's the last trial.
To the final line.
What kind of instruction is it?
Now...
Please say the final line.
I see, you have to say it, too.
You have to make up your mind.
That's right.
Drink some water.
Now, put it in your mouth.
It's in your mouth now, isn't it?
Yes.
No matter what, my father, who has always been on my side...
Bad, bad, bad, bad!
No matter what, my father, who has always been on my side...
It's a good picture!
But now, in front of me is not my father...
It's just eroticism.
No, it's my father's eroticism!
And I'm not your daughter...
I'm just a stranger.
No, no, no, no, no!
That's not true!
What are you saying?!
Turning my heart into a demon...
Finally...
I'm going to work in this city.
Let's go, Haruka!
What are you glancing at me for, you bastard?!
Wow, she said it!
She said it with all her might!
She said her final line with all her might.
She's got emotion in it!
But...
She's got emotion in it.
Haruka?
What are you doing in a place like this?
What are you doing in a past like this?
You're glaring at me, old man!
This is...
Haruka, right?
No.
What are you doing in a place like this?
That's my line!
Oh, you're speaking Kansai dialect.
No, I'm drinking coffee.
A new one.
You're cute.
Please get out of here.
You're cute, dad.
So, first of all...
It's good to speak Kansai dialect in front of her dad.
Hey, old man!
Hey, hey!
It's a prank show!
Hey, you're looking too much at me.
I was looking at you a lot.
Right?
How is it? Did you feel my gaze?
This...
Um...
This is my dad.
What do you mean?
This is my dad, but...
Actually, this is not a prank show.
What?
This is Wednesday's "downtown".
Really?
Wait, I'm about to cry.
You're about to cry?
How do you feel?
I don't know.
How do you feel?
Cute.
She's about to cry.
I'm about to cry.
I'm about to die.
She's about to cry.
Calm down.
Take a deep breath.
Dad and mental are shaken up by this prank show.
They're confused.
I see.
They explained the plan and calmed down for now.
You've been acting for a while now.
How did you feel when you were acting?
My dad supported me a lot.
I see.
You know that, so...
I wanted to do my best and show you.
I see.
You're a bright person.
This is the first time in history.
I'm about to cry.
I think this might not be in the past.
I see.
The next target is...
The famous H-CUP granol, Airi Shimizu.
This program was sponsored by...
I met my family by chance.
It came out.
I love people's misfortune.
When you take off your newspaper, do you take off your jacket first?
Dad!
It's out!
It's not out!
He hasn't noticed it!
He hasn't noticed that it's his dad.
Wow!
He continues his violent and sexy appearance.
At last...
He hasn't noticed it!
What?
Oh, no!
So cute!
And...
Dad!
He hasn't noticed it!
At last...
Please say something to him!
What is it?
Hey!
What are you looking at?
Dad!
What are you doing?
Wait a minute!
What?
I knew it!
He looks like his dad!
So cute!
And the third one...
He hasn't noticed it at all!
I see!
What are you looking at?
You pervert!
What?
Wait, wait, wait.
What?
As the theory says, the situation is unpredictable.
Here is the last target.
Please put down the newspaper.
She put it down.
She is looking at it.
She is flustered.
Please take off your jacket.
She is panicking.
She is a naughty woman.
Ouch!
What did you buy!?
Not good!
She doesn't have anything.
That's not it.
No, no, no, no, no, no...
She is saying.
She was watching "The Evangelion" and couldn't run away.
Please put down your handkerchief and pick it up slowly and steadily.
Well...well...well...well...
I'm losing my sense of direction.
You're a weirdo.
She's not very cooperative.
This is...
She's talking all the time.
So this is what it's like.
She dropped it naturally.
Um...um...um...
That's how it is at work.
I got it!
You're so mischievous!
I'm watching you.
What's wrong?
I got it.
You should hide it!
It's in front of my dad.
Stand up and use your front foot to appeal.
Are you okay?
Who are you?
Um...
Look.
It's definitely him.
You're so cute!
I can't look at you!
You're such a weirdo!
You're crazy!
Why are you laughing?
I'm having a lot of fun!
Can you hear me?
You're crazy.
Are you okay?
Not only that, but he also shows his skin while laughing.
What are you talking about?
When he does...
Why are you laughing?
When he does that, his dad laughs.
I see. Your dad is having fun.
Please say your last line.
I should listen to him, but can I do it?
Can I do it?
Take me with you.
I want to go home. I want to go home right now.
You're hiding your chest, too!
She's getting ready to go home.
Go!
You can do it!
I have to go.
Don't be scared! Go! You can do it!
You can do it!
She's getting closer.
Her father and daughter.
What will happen?
What are you looking at, you dirty old man?
It's scary.
You're not laughing, are you?
No, I'm not.
Not yet?
Oh, no.
Oh, my master!
It's a show, a prank show!
I'm sorry for the sudden visit.
I'm sorry.
You must have felt his gaze.
Is it true?
What?
Are you my...
Me?
Are you my father?
What?
Yes.
Are you my father?
Yes, you are.
No, you're not.
What? What? What's wrong?
Yes, you are.
No, you're not.
What's wrong?
What?
Wow!
Did you see that?
Wow!
So, it was an experiment to go from normal to dangerous.
It was amazing.
When I saw him for the first time, I almost cried of love.
That's right.
After that, I panicked, too.
I was shaken up, too.
It's true that you were shaken up.
I think your father supports you.
But, for you, I think you feel sorry for the sudden visit.
I think so, too.
When I think about it, I feel like crying, too.
I think so, too.
When I think about Inme's feelings, I feel like crying, too.
I can see your father and son's bond, too.
I was moved, too.
I didn't think it would fail.
I was moved by your professionalism, too.
You have to work.
I was shaking, too.
Which one is it, BPO or Galaxy Award?
It can't be.
It can be Galaxy Award.
It can be.
But, BPO is stronger.
Next week, everyone's theory special.
A theory that you can't break if you are given a crab shell at a crab specialty store.
Dad.
A theory that you can't throw away if you are asked to hide in a great curtain.
A theory that you can't touch your wrist if you take off your handcuffs.
A great loss of detailed theories.
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