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Wednesday's "Downtown" everyone, please watch it!
Who is this guy?
Huh?
What is this guy?
Don't you know him, Hama-san?
Yes, I know him.
It's his first appearance in this show.
Excuse me, let me do it.
Isn't it the first appearance of this show?
Wednesday's "Downtown"
Please watch it!
I'll give it to you!
Well, then...
Let's go!
No, no, no.
I felt like I was about to be killed.
Let's go!
The first presenter is this guy!
Please come in!
Who is it?
Is he here?
Oh, he's here!
He's here!
Good morning!
As expected of you!
Tooth!
That's nice.
Thank you very much.
Let's do our best, both of you.
Let me say this right away.
In variety shows, there are often athletes and celebrities fighting each other, right?
Yes.
I often do it, too.
You do it a lot, don't you?
You do it quite a lot, don't you?
Athletes and celebrities fighting each other.
Athletes and?
Yes.
No?
You must have it!
I've never done it that way, either.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Oh, you did it like that!
Since professionals and amateurs have to use the handstand in order to have a good fight.
That's why I've brought a new handstand.
What is it?
If he was up all night, the general public might have a little bit of pity for him.
He was up all night.
Yes, everyone.
In this show, there is a morning series.
Yes, there is a relay.
Yes, there is a morning relay and a morning foot salto.
At that time, both of them were up all night.
Yes, that's right.
But this time, only athletes will be up all night and fight.
That's a good idea, isn't it?
It's a good idea, isn't it?
Athletes will sleep while knowing the plan.
Did you bring your V-sign today?
Of course not.
V-sign introduction, right? V-sign introduction.
So, after this, the up-all-night athletes and Kasuga will have their fifth match in the morning.
And...
In the zoo, Kusaimo will be No. 1.
And...
I brought a theory about Mr. Yamazaki today.
What is it?
A theory about Mr. Zakiyama is...
(Mr. Zakiyama is a famous Japanese actor.)
(He is a famous Japanese actor.)
If he is up all night, he will verify a theory about Mr. Yamazaki.
So, at 5 a.m...
5 a.m... 5 a.m... 5 a.m...
Who is it?
I don't know.
It has to be pink or I don't know.
This time, athletes in their wake state and Kasuga will compete in the fifth match.
Kasuga will do everything?
The first match is...
This is...
"Souchouzumon".
Souchouzumon
And, in the middle of the match, this unreachable athlete is...
His former weight class is Fujiko Takano and Tsuyoshi Sudario, 23 years old.
Last year, Rikishi lost his job due to trouble.
But now, as a professional MMA fighter, he has made a brilliant debut in RIZIN as a real-life athlete.
Wow!
So, he explained Sudario's plan and...
Good morning.
At 2 a.m., he fell asleep.
Oh, I see.
And, it took him three hours to fall asleep.
Is he sleeping?
I think he's lying down.
Is he sleeping?
Is he lying down?
If he's lying down, does it mean he's going to carry him?
If he's lying down, it means he's going to carry him.
Without waking him up?
Maybe it's better for me to go first.
It's a little far, but...
Shall we go?
What do you mean?
Before you wake him up?
I didn't wake him up and leave him here.
No, you didn't.
Oh, I see.
It's 6 a.m.
The match is getting closer and closer.
Sudario, who is falling asleep, is next to him.
Right now, Kasuga is on the mound.
Sudario, who is falling asleep with a cute expression,
quietly approaches him with his shinobi legs.
Oh, he's sleeping.
He's really sleeping.
He's sleeping, but will the active athlete win?
Or will the fully prepared general Kasuga win?
Go for it, general!
If he notices me, I don't want to go.
What will happen?
What are you going to do?
You won't tell me even if you stay, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
He slowly approaches Kasuga.
Is he going to go under the blanket and outside of the mat?
Will he be able to secure a good position until he wakes up?
He carefully grabs the edge of the blanket.
And Kasuga, who is 115kg, pulls him up.
He's moving!
He's moving! He's moving!
But Kasuga hasn't noticed yet.
Is it heavy?
You have to go like a table-crossing machine.
With all his strength...
He moves even more!
As he slowly approaches the edge of the mat...
This is Kasuga's strategy.
Is it heavy?
It's pretty heavy. It doesn't move.
It's really heavy.
He moves a little bit.
He's almost at the edge of the mat.
But he's looking for a good position.
He's up! He's noticed!
Kasuga moves and pulls him at once!
Oh, this is no good!
Kasuga is coming out of the mat!
What is Kasuga planning?
The game is over!
Kasuga lost twice!
It stinks!
I was really scared when I saw it.
It's like something big happened!
Kasuga lost to a mysterious self-destruct.
I really wanted this!
Mizuka-san...
What?
Mizuka came out of the mat.
She came out of the mat? No way!
Really?
I'm so embarrassed!
If you say it like that, you'll come out of the mat first!
Look!
She came out of the mat first!
How did you feel?
I didn't realize it at first.
I was dreaming.
You were completely asleep?
I thought I wouldn't be able to move.
But when I realized it, I finally opened my eyes.
It's all soaked up in your body.
You were asleep enough to dream.
But you couldn't win.
So, on the second day...
It wasn't bad, but...
Early morning PK.
This time,
Kasuga kicked a 10-ball shot
at the goal mouse
next to the skilled keeper.
The coach changed his position,
and the athlete who woke up
also kicked a 10-ball shot.
The one who scores more goals wins.
I see.
And who will play against Kasuga?
Who?
That's right!
I knew it!
Former Japan representative keeper,
Kenji Honnami.
I think I'll wake up
as soon as the ball hits my feet.
I'll start with the picking.
Can you sleep?
So, at 3 a.m.,
he went to bed.
You sleep late.
And he slept for four hours.
Really?
It's perfect.
Let's go.
It's not red, is it?
Kasuga goes to the scene.
Last time, we lost in Momis.
That's right.
If it's PK, it's not that big of a deal.
I guess we just have to cut in quietly.
What's "goro"?
Oh, I see. Just go in.
Go in, go in, go in.
What is Kasuga like as a professional goalkeeper?
Or Kasuga who is not allowed in Momis?
What will happen?
Even the direction...
It's like a side-kick.
It's like a kickoff.
Where is Kasuga going first?
It's the worst when you miss it.
Like you're releasing it.
You kicked it.
You're terrible!
You kicked it.
Somehow you missed it.
You should have kicked it now.
It's okay. It's okay.
He's sleeping. He's sleeping.
How will it continue?
He missed it!
The goalkeeper is sleeping.
He can't shoot the goal without a person.
No way!
How is it?
It's in!
He finally scores a goal here.
It's that line!
Next is the fourth goal.
No! No! No!
He missed it again!
What is it?
It has nothing to do with this mission.
This is not good!
This is really...
That shot!
He missed it!
He's awake, isn't he?
He's been awake for a long time, isn't he?
It's perfect.
It's okay. Let's aim for the middle a little more.
This is...
It's good enough to hit Honnami.
Goal!
He finally scores a goal here.
I want to ride in the waves.
Don't go somewhere weird again!
He really missed it!
What does "goal bar" mean in this pattern?
A man who doesn't move and a man who doesn't move at all.
There is no double satisfaction!
This is...
The number is high!
It's a lie, isn't it?
Oh!
Has Honnami finally woken up here?
Oh! He's awake!
He's awake! Honnami is finally awake!
He's going to save!
He's not moving at all!
He's going to try again!
He's decided!
Honnami isn't moving at all!
Isn't it because you're up?
That's right.
Kasuga's record is four!
Honnami has finally understood the situation here!
Four is tough, isn't it?
Thank you!
Kasuga wants to kick the ball quickly while his body is still wide open.
Now, instead of this, Honnami's attack!
You have a big face!
It's a kickoff now!
It's already...
He's decided!
Good!
It's a miracle...
He's decided!
Kasuga doesn't have a choice!
It's going to be pulled out soon.
He's not good at stopping it, either.
You just hit it!
You don't have to punch me.
Kasuga is in the lead again!
If he can score one more goal, it will be his victory!
He's totally awake now.
He's won the game!
I feel sorry for him.
He lost two games in a row because of his own mistake.
The next game that Kasuga will challenge is...
It's a close game!
Early relay!
This program is sponsored by...
It's a close game!
The third game is...
Early relay!
These are the best five players in the All Japan Professional Team Championship.
Are they all sleeping?
It's going to be a good relay.
It's going to be dramatic.
And this time...
It's a relay, so Kasuga is in the lead.
I like how you look forward.
Thank you.
You're one of the best comedians.
Thank you.
Where are you going?
You know where I am, don't you?
He's sleeping over there.
He's sleeping, but he's not moving.
That's right.
Where are you going?
No, you can't get up.
And as a result of the members' discussion, the order of the relay will be decided as you can see.
A battle with skilled sprinters.
Will it be?
Calm down and get ready.
The race has just started.
The athletes have also started to react to the staff's instructions.
The difference is more than 50 meters.
But they don't think it's a few seconds of running at once.
They're getting closer and closer.
The entertainers are now in the second layer.
The baton has been passed.
The athletes are now in the second layer.
They want to get up quickly, but...
They're up!
They're running!
It's a good start!
Will they catch up to Shouji with a big lead?
It's fast! It's fast!
The gap is getting smaller and smaller!
And the entertainers are now in the third layer.
The athletes are also desperately trying to catch up.
Will the baton reach them?
They're all in a good mood!
But...
The baton is too slow! The baton is too slow!
They're heavy!
And now...
The athletes are reversed!
The athletes have reached the anchor first.
But...
The baton has already been passed to the entertainers.
All that's left is the anchor battle!
Will the anchor be able to catch up?
Will it catch up?
And now, the athletes are reversed!
Will it be a punch kiss?
Will the anchor be released?
Will the athletes be able to catch up?
It wasn't even close!
The athletes are now in the third layer!
Please lead them a little more!
The anchor is desperately trying to catch up!
The anchor! The anchor!
You were winning!
You're lying!
You were winning!
You were winning just now!
This is life!
The anchor is too slow!
The anchor...
It's really, really slow!
Not at all!
Did you lose?
No, we didn't lose!
Did you all really sleep?
Didn't you cheat?
We did sleep!
When we woke up, we couldn't understand the situation at all!
But it was really slow!
It was really, really slow!
I have a knee surgery next week!
Why didn't you say that when you got the offer?
Akatsu-kun's agency is bad.
That's why we lost.
Even so, with three losses in a row, they are determined to lose.
However, they will continue to aim for as much value as possible and challenge the remaining events.
So, the next event is...
Double-head dodgeball.
This time, four Japanese representatives will play against a team they care about.
These four will continue from last time.
I've called in one more person.
Hello!
It's early in the morning, so...
Why did you wake me up?
It's early in the morning, so...
Be quiet. She's sleeping.
She's sleeping in front of me.
Will the entertainer team, which includes Kuro- chan, win?
Or will the Japanese team, which is sleeping, win?
If you don't hit it, it's not good.
You should have hit it in the first shot, right?
Are you okay?
She suddenly woke up!
And she missed it!
She missed an important first ball!
And she made a loud noise!
With this loud noise, the players are waking up one by one!
How about this?
The referee's judgment is out!
Asu hit it in the wrong place.
I can't do it anymore.
She's waking up!
She's still sleeping!
She's waking up!
She's still sleeping!
Everyone is waking up!
It's a normal dodgeball match!
The entertainer team is in a desperate situation!
They're going to pass it outside.
It's scary!
She's waking up!
Wait! The rules are different!
She's waking up from the beginning?
Akatsu, watch out!
This is a close distance!
Akatsu, out!
And then...
Okay, okay!
I'm sorry!
That happens!
She's aiming for his legs!
I'm sorry!
I can't do anything about it!
I'm sorry!
She's aiming for his legs!
Murder! Murder!
Idiot!
Murder!
And then...
Murder!
Don't show off!
Murder!
Akinaku is wiped out.
What was that?
That was the first one!
What was that first one?
That!
What was that first bullet?
That!
It was the first one, but I missed it!
Kasuga is really good at archery!
Kasuga is strong!
So, Kasuga lost four times in a row.
And the fifth competition is...
Tsunashiki!
And the comedians competing in this competition are...
Oh, it's an old lady!
They won the All Japan Championship ten times in a row!
The strongest married couple in Naniwa,
The strongest married couple in Naniwa, Madras and Osaka!
Madras and Osaka!
That's amazing!
Tsunashiki!
That's amazing!
Stand-by is complete.
Go for it!
Good night!
Get out of the line and quietly go in.
One last time.
If you don't do it, you lose.
This is the final battle of truth or dare.
Will Kasuga make his dream come true?
Will Kasuga...
I'll go first.
Kasuga won!
Katsuya Kyokuntai is the first win of the day!
Are you guys Kyokuntai?
This is not a good matchup.
The comedians are very excited.
But are you happy with this win?
Why isn't there a good matchup?
There isn't.
The first win of the day!
How do you feel about the morning of defeat?
I'm very happy.
It was very interesting.
It was very funny.
So, there is a slight chance of victory.
I see.
You didn't do it for fun?
We didn't do it for fun.
We did it for fun.
We didn't do it for fun.
We are worried.
- Were you watching just now? - Yes.
- We didn't smash it or anything like that. - Were you watching just now? - Yes.
Then this is my theory.
Even in (the) entertainment world, animal lovers know me.
Everyone, here is an example of a smelly animal.
What kind of animal is a smelly animal Matsumoto?
It is definitely a skunk right?
If you leave out "steam" then we think of a smelly animal.
When it comes to smell, it's skunk, right?
Skunk, yes.
Did you say "kushanku" just now?
You mixed it up, didn't you?
I'm my own "smash hit", you know.
As for skunk's "onara",
"onara" is more like "sexual cat"
and it's said that its smell can reach up to one kilometer away.
So it's a pretty strong smell.
Well, I've brought a theory to overturn such animals.
And it's this one!
It's a theory that skunk's "onara" can still exist in zoos.
That's another funky theory.
Let's not call it "funky".
Let's call it "funky" from now on.
There are various theories, right?
Skunk's "onara" can still exist in zoos.
So, the people who participated in this project are...
Jimmy Onishi, who has a sensitive sense of smell, as much as he has won against the police.
I love this project!
And...
"Machines Guns" Takizawa, who is known for his smelly smell as a garbage cleaner.
And...
"Smelly Pro" Matsubayashi-san, who is known for his smelly sense of smell.
This time, the zookeepers who work in this zoo will present their favorite smelly sense of smell.
One person will present their sense of smell!
The zookeepers will rate the animals with 10 out of 10 points and decide which one is the most smelly among the animals in the zoo.
And the final battle between the smell and the skunk!
The smelly animal will be decided as the number one smelly animal!
I see.
So, the first animal is...
Alpaca!
Smelly?
What is the smelly animal that the zookeeper recommends?
It's the saliva of an alpaca.
Wow, it looks smelly.
Why do you call it "saliva"?
It's the saliva of an alpaca.
It's not saliva!
This time, Gaze will smell the saliva of the alpaca.
It must be smelly!
What is its smell?
I'll open it.
(coughing)
What?
No way!
(coughing)
What's that smell?
I don't think so, Jimmy.
What's that smell?
It smells like rotten onions.
As you said, it smells like rotten onions.
I see.
I think Michele Sulfido and Michele Mercaptan smell like onions.
It's a high level smell.
Really?
Jimmy, what's wrong with you?
Here you are.
Jimmy's score is low.
Jimmy's score is 14 points higher than expected.
Really?
It's not 14 points, is it?
What?
It's 14 points.
What did you say?
I've never heard of it.
The next animal is south white rhino.
It smells bad.
What is its smell?
I think it smells like a rhino's poop.
That smells bad.
It smells like a rhino's poop.
So, we prepared not a rhino's poop, but its raw material.
Thank you very much.
I'll poop again in my box.
(coughing)
It's coming.
It might come.
(coughing)
It might come.
It's bad.
(coughing)
It hasn't opened yet.
It smells like a rhino's poop.
(coughing)
You're not happy, aren't you?
(coughing)
You'll continue until you finish it.
Please.
Let me do it.
Let me do it for you
Wait
I can't do it anymore
It smells like when tatami mats rot
It's close
Can you smell it?
I can smell it
It stinks!
What a reaction
You are late
Where are you going?
Are you giving up your job?
No no
Can you give me 6,000 yen?
To stop the pain?
Can you give me 6,000 yen?
It did smell
I can't win
Are you a communist?
Can you give me 6,000 yen?
Some of them are good
Staff too
Everyone, please show your cards
Ta-da!
It's expensive
It was rotting so much
Jimin got 10 points for highest score
Sai got 25 points
I didn't know
It's coming
The next animal is
Dogger's upper skin
And
Dogger's lower skin
It's coming
It's coming everyday
But I feel bad everyday
You can't get used to it
No, I can't
It's dangerous to get close to skin
So we prepared
Gauze that she used everyday for 3 days
It's fast
It's coming
Is it coming?
It's coming
It also get infected with smell
It's coming
It's going back
You can't run away
It's strong
It's weak
Let's open it
You're dirty.
She's not in the entertainment industry.
Excuse me.
You…
The benefit is…
I'll go with you.
It's expensive.
What does it mean?
The difference between you and Kimi is huge.
There's nothing more smelly than this, right?
Furthermore, after this...
Oh, that's what you're doing.
Oh, it's Genie.
But Genie's direction is a little different.
Which one is it?
And up until now, Dogera Hihi has held back all kinds of waste, keeping itself in first place.
It's amazing that the public is in first place.
Poor Dogera Hihi.
And the last animal is this.
The white tiger.
It's a poop of a white tiger.
Oh, it's poop.
It's poop.
Oh, it stinks.
We've prepared it for you again.
Well, I've smelled a lot of waste, but I haven't smelled poop.
You're not talking.
Kimi-san, you haven't opened the lid yet.
The top of my back is...
It's coming out.
Don't show it with your back.
Here you go.
Oh, you too.
Oh, I can't do it.
Oh, it's coming.
It's coming, it's coming.
Where are you going? Where are you going?
Oh, my God.
Where are you going? Where are you going?
What are you doing?
Why are you wandering around?
He didn't care about the camera and ran away to the farthest place.
I can't control it.
It comes to my eyes.
It's very stimulating.
My eyes tingle.
My nose water comes out.
Your nose water is coming out.
Really?
Really.
From both nostrils.
It's coming out of both nostrils.
This is amazing.
Jimmy, Jimmy.
You are not normal.
I can't finish talking.
You are great.
You are alone.
You are great.
You are alone.
You are great.
You are passionate about your work.
It's not like that.
As it is, Jimmy can't go back and enter the festival hall.
His luck is over.
She is also popular.
Run.
White Tiger's luck and benefits are...
Go ahead.
19 points.
This is my idea.
They got more than 10,000 points and got 42 points of threat.
I want to smell it.
Tell me about it.
Smell it.
It's the worst smell I've ever smelled.
I've smelled a lot of things.
With this overwhelming difference,
White Tiger's poop will be the worst smell in the zoo.
Finally, Skunk's poop and top battle.
Which one is the real number one?
Skunk's fart is prepared with a dashi noodle soaked in that ingredient.
Here we go.
Three, two, one, go ahead!
It stinks, but I can stand it.
Can you do it?
It stinks, but I can stand it.
People say it's some kind of food, right?
Yes.
Peperoncino.
Peperoncino?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Do you know it?
Ah, Peperoncino.
Peperoncino.
So, skunk's fart stinks more than skunk's fart.
Really?
Yes.
Wow.
So it doesn't work for white tiger at all, right?
Even skunk's fart doesn't work for white tiger?
However, if you eat skunk's fart directly, it will have a stronger smell.
So, we soaked skunk's fart in dashi noodle.
So, white tiger after eating skunk's fart is amazing, right?
Yes, it is.
White tiger after eating skunk's fart is amazing, right?
That's the theory.
Leaving this aside, I have one more theory.
It's sudden, but...
Yes.
Yamazaki-san, right?
Antachibi Yamazaki.
Yes.
What kind of image does he have?
Ijin-san, you know him, right?
He is a man who gets excited for no reason.
Yes.
He is noisy.
Yes, he is noisy.
I have been with Yamazaki-san for about 27 years.
Yes.
I have brought a theory about Yamazaki-san for a long time.
Here it is.
What is it?
It's an untouchable Yamazaki.
He is a strange entertainer.
What is it?
You may not be aware of it.
You have been with Ijin-san for about 24 or 25 years, right?
Yes.
Maybe Ijin-san knew about Yamazaki-san before he changed his character.
When we first met on a variety show,
he was among young people who had just graduated from a training center like many others.
He had a very surreal world view.
It was hard for me to get involved with him.
But only in that first moment,
maybe two years later,
he was like this.
I see.
No, he was quiet.
Very low tone.
After this,
Zakiyama's past style of entertainment became obvious.
Moreover,
one more thing,
Up until now, we have been presenting you with the sponsors you see here.
An entertainer who has changed his style of entertainment like untouchable yamazaki, let's verify his inner theory.
Speaking of zakiyama's style of entertainment...
I was a little scared just now.
As you know, he is a big character who represents the entertainment world.
But, if you look at his face when he debuted in 1996, you can't imagine what he looks like now.
This is food.
This is suspicious.
This is not funny at all.
This is not cool at all.
Hey, hey! Stand up!
It's okay if you're stupid.
Hello, everyone!
He appeared without any makeup.
No, no, no, what is this?
He didn't change his expression at all even after he was stupid.
And...
You can't pay attention to me all the time, can you?
That's right.
Are you smart?
Anyway, he didn't say anything.
What is this?
Such a man...
He changed a lot.
What on earth changed him?
What is this?
We asked the seniors and juniors of the same agency who knew him at the time.
What was Mr. Zaquema like at the time?
He was a playboy.
He was a playboy who said a word with a sense of humor over a small voice.
It may be exactly the opposite of now.
You only say unnecessary things now, don't you?
To be honest.
I don't think you said anything unnecessary at the time.
I don't think so at all.
He was a playboy who spoke softly and spoke like a dark cloud like now.
He was a completely different person.
Was he like that in "Ramuhan"?
He spoke more than anyone else.
He was lively.
He was quiet only on stage.
He spoke loudly up to his sleeve like "When did you come out?"
There aren't many artists like that.
He was quiet on the inside, but turned it off on the inside.
Why did he kill himself and fight with that style?
There was an influence of someone there.
I think he was trying to do a position like Matsumoto-san.
I think he's a very believer.
I think he admired Downtown-san.
I think he had a "downtown disease" where he said things with a better sense of humor than anyone else.
Yes, it was the influence of Matsumoto Hitoshi.
But why did he write a play?
He was originally that kind of person, so I think he was forcing himself.
It wasn't like he started crying after a certain stage.
It was an image he had since that particular month.
We're performing together on a day like this.
When he came out of his sleeve like that, he was like "Hello!"
What happened?
Your style has changed.
He said something like that.
Wasn't that embarrassing for you, Yasaki-san?
It's scary, even if it's sudden.
I was surprised too.
You were the most surprised.
I was surprised, really.
Was he the original Zaki-yama, who didn't fit his original style and regained his original self?
In a play with Downtown, which he admired and longed for, there's an incident...
What is it?
I remember this.
It was in 2009.
It was an incident, wasn't it?
I remember being nervous in front of people I like...
This was an incident.
I can't express it.
I remember being too nervous and not being able to connect it well.
The Tragedy of Lincoln.
This is what happened 11 years ago.
It was Yamazaki Zakiyama, who appeared in a corner called "lecture correction" on Saturday night, but...
We haven't been out yet, so we've been looking outside all the time.
You know that well, don't you?
I know it well, on the contrary.
Yamazaki Zakiyama has a bad face right away, but it's okay.
It's true.
It's a little weird.
It's like a telescope.
To be honest, it's serious, isn't it?
After getting on the plane, he was very nervous.
And...
What's this?
I'm scared of nervousness.
His nervousness didn't go away until the end.
The stars used to have a lot of funny episodes.
For example, who is it?
For example, who are you talking about?
Daigo is now Mr. Yamazaki.
You look like an old lady who works part-time.
Don't look at me like that.
You know...
The sea...
You know...
Are you listening to me?
I'm listening to you.
I want to say something.
And...
It's a drama, isn't it?
And...
As he said, from that day until today...
Except for "27 Hour TV" and "Beat" Grand Finale...
For 11 years...
There has been no cooperation between "Zakiyama" and "Downtown".
So...
Here's a new theory...
"Zakiyama" and "Downtown" didn't cooperate.
On the other hand...
"Downtown" and "Beat" Grand Finale didn't cooperate.
So...
Please give us a lot of answers in the studio.
It's a theory that you made NG because of "Lincoln's Tragedy".
No, no, no.
I'm a little lonely, really.
No, no, no.
But it's not like that.
Matsumoto-san, you were a little conscious of your first character.
No, no, it's a little embarrassing story, but I want to be Matsumoto-san.
I see.
But it's amazing that you can suddenly change it.
No, but I was at my limit, honestly.
Oh, really?
I had to say it out loud and do it.
Otherwise, it would be mentally weird.
Suddenly, on the day of the stage, I hadn't worn such clothes before.
Suddenly, I appeared in this clothes.
You were surprised.
Yes, I changed my clothes like that.
After this, I was in a hurry and looked around to see if there was anything.
At the end of the stage.
I was like "what's wrong with you?"
Suddenly, you looked away.
No, no, no.
You didn't have anything on your face.
Yes, and I appeared as this character.
That's when it started.
Even if the audience became noisy, it wouldn't be a comic.
That day.
You changed it into a society.
You put it down on that day, didn't you?
I can't be Matsumoto-san anymore.
I see.
But even before that, have I ever asked you to be conscious of Hamada-san?
That makes you more like Downtown-san.
Even your standing position.
Taking care of your standing position.
It's like you're on the left side.
Oh, really?
It's terrible.
No, no.
There were days when it was fun.
It's terrible.
Don't you remember what you said at the time?
It's sensitive.
When I see it now, it's true.
It's sensitive.
It was really terrible.
One day, you went all out.
Yes, I did.
You do it!
And from there, without a script, I started doing it myself.
I couldn't go any further.
I had to do it.
Really?
Yes.
But after that, I went to Gohan.
My phone rang.
I don't know if I can say your name, but Miyasako- san called me.
Say my name!
Miyasako-san called me.
Yes.
And Matsumoto-san called me because he was worried about me.
I think so.
Yes, yes.
And he called me.
He talked to me about various things.
It must have been hard for you.
One day, while drinking alcohol,
I hope I can make money by watching you preach.
He talked to me like that.
I'm grateful for that.
Then it's fine.
You can come to various places from there.
I've been doing what I can do for 14 years.
That's right.
Despite all of that, you haven't been working together for 11 years.
It's a little...
No way!
I can't say "no way"!
It just so happens that you're working together.
But...
I think it's more like...
I want to increase my strengths
than compensate for my shortcomings.
It's really "no way"!
It's "no way"!
It's like you're short-sighted!
It seems like the truth that
Zakiyama, who was not good at drinking alcohol in Lincoln,
avoided going downtown.
But...
Then why did you think it was okay for you to work together now?
Yamazaki and Matsumoto-san and I were there too,
and we had a chance to eat together.
It was recently, right?
It was just before COVID-19.
I told my manager about it.
"Isn't it "no way"?"
We talked about it.
Let's release it as soon as possible.
That's why we got the offer.
I see.
So we decided to make it okay this time.
It's like Matsumoto disease.
Yes.
I thought it was cured.
Yes, yes, yes.
But when I got up in the morning...
I felt like I was coughing a little.
There's still a little bit of gold left.
It's not like it's a plague.
That's what it felt like.
Next week, the 6th Kaeuta Strongest Tournament will be held.
The judges are young comedians who have been acting for 3 years or less.
And...
If the target of the sexy prank that makes you drool was the father of the drooling daughter,
it's a reverse sexy prank that you can't watch.
Dad!
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