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Kawashima
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Kawashima
Let's start
Here is the first presenter
Kawashima
You are busy
Kawashima
You are busy
Kawashima
You are busy
Kawashima
You have been doing Wasabi work for a while now.
You are right.
You are so free.
You are so busy.
I'm sorry.
Don't say like that.
I'm not saying thank you.
I have prepared a new prank for the entertainment world.
Here it is.
DIY prank competition.
Yes.
Recently, there are more and more people who make things.
This time, entertainers will pretend to make things.
And entertainers will make tools and devices that entertainers use.
For example, if you want to make a pit, you will make a hole and put a sponge in it.
And you will make a device.
You will make a pie and a meringue.
After this, DIY entertainers will make their own tools and prank their partners.
And they will eat sushi while running.
It's a mixed rule competition.
"Big eater marathon".
I'm nervous now.
DIY prank competition.
This time, three entertainers will enter.
The first one is...
What's with that old major picture?
Well, well, it's not like that.
Familiar with small tools stories,
Chocolate Planet, Osaga...
They make amazing small tools.
Isn't this a mac charger?
I'm telling you, what's with this major picture?
Wow!
Small tools they've made so far are more than a hundred kinds.
Wow, it looks fun.
It's powerful!
Well, if I were to talk about ordinary small tools,
I've never seen them before, like B-san.
Oh, that's interesting.
Like a high-conscious manager using it.
As a proof.
Like in "King of Cont".
Well, I've already done it, so I won't say it again.
You've already done it?
Well, my house is a city workshop,
and I've been good at making things like this for a long time.
I've been using tools like that for a long time, like an electric saw.
In addition, he also graduated from an art school.
He's good at DIY, but...
It's my first time using a prank machine.
Is it your first time?
Yes.
While watching a prank show,
I was very interested in whether it's electric or hydraulic...
Hydraulic?
...and why it's moving like that.
I can't look at it like that.
Next, the second person is...
Good morning.
"Bad boys" Sata.
He started DIY reforming his house.
He reformed his car's interior.
He even reformed Yoshimoto's meeting room.
He is the first DIY artist who is as good as a businessman.
He used to be a painter.
His neighbor was a carpenter.
He was helped by his parents when he was a child.
I see.
He studied art history.
He and I made a bench together in a TV show.
It's an old bench.
It says "hama-chan" on it.
My mom left it at home.
She told me to take it home.
She liked it.
And the third person is...
I see.
He is a genius of art.
I see.
Wild bomb.
You make things yourself.
Yes, I do.
I think I'm one of the best in making things in the entertainment world.
I'm proud of being at the top of the pyramid, though.
The unique world view and the way of doing things are all made by himself.
Otara, is it crab?
Isn't it super crab?
It's a cookie that is highly rated in the art world.
Do you make things to surprise people?
No, I don't.
As a comedian, I only use tools for making people laugh.
You are serious.
I enjoy trying new things.
Your comment is serious.
From content to tools, he makes everything by himself.
It's a DIY prank.
What is their plan?
I'm curious about something in my daily life.
I'm curious about blood pressure system.
It automatically increases, doesn't it?
I think that system is interesting.
It looks interesting.
If you don't go all the way, it will come out.
If you don't go all the way, it won't come out.
It will tighten you up.
It looks interesting.
Wood?
Wood.
Craftsmen call wood "wood".
I want to make something big.
If I could surprise or make her cry, I would make her cry in front of me.
Stop it.
Is it a D.I.Y.?
It's like cutting your dad's ear with a small sword.
I'm scared.
Where is the D.I.Y.?
Small sword.
When they decided where to surprise her...
I see.
They started making things.
What is this?
It looks interesting.
It's amazing.
It's authentic.
It's amazing.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
This is not good.
This is scary.
Wow.
It's different from what you usually make.
Wow.
It's totally different.
First of all, you paint it.
Wow.
It's hard work.
He's a genius.
It's annoying.
I'm grateful for that tool.
He's making a big one.
The denier is too thin.
I make a hut
Hut?
Hut
You make a hut?
I put it in a hut and it breaks like a drink
I feel like an artisan
I want it to succeed
I think artisans feel like this when they make stuff for pranks
Also, they work on their own
How much do you think you made?
It's done
It's better than I expected
This is called "hell health check"
Kelshell
First, you sit here and measure blood pressure
You put your hand in and press the button
You feel a lot of air pressure
It hurts
You can't move your hand
When you press the stop button, electricity flows
When you try to run away, you can see your hind legs
Your hind legs come out and you can't move at all
What is this?
When you can't move, you get the final weapon
What is it?
This is it
Infinite sensor
It's real
How did you make it?
It's amazing
I borrowed a motor for work
It's amazing
I made it with my own hands
I asked a professional to paint it
It's amazing
I don't want it to end here
I want to sell it to other programs
This time, we invited Matsuo as a pre-test for a fake health program
I'm looking forward to it
Osada developed "hell health machine"
Kelshell
Let me out!
What are you holding?
A bag for saving.
This is the fourth floor.
Please put your arms like this and put your hands like this.
OK.
Now, put your hands like this.
OK.
Now, put your hands like this.
OK.
It works.
Go! Go!
It's interesting.
It's moving.
Yes.
Don't you feel anything?
Still...
Your face is distorted.
It's distorted.
Does it hurt a little?
Maybe when you start thinking "what?"
You think it's long, don't you?
I think it's quite tough.
You're holding up.
It seems that she has endured the pain of pressure.
She activates electricity with a remote control switch.
Let's go.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You think it's a malfunction, don't you?
You can't escape from it.
You can make a confession.
She realized that it was a prank.
She took off her mask.
Wait a minute.
She pushed it.
She's going back to hell.
She pushed it.
She can't escape.
And...
And finally...
The infinite captain...
Sensei!
What is this?
Sensei!
Sensei! Ouch!
Ouch!
What is this?
Ouch!
Sensei!
Prank...
Successful!
What is this?
Seriously, what is this?
Well...
I made it myself.
All of it?
All of it.
Didn't it hurt?
It hurt a lot!
You were patient.
It's been a while since I measured it.
I thought you were going to do it like this.
Please raise the air a little more.
What's going on now?
What is this?
I'm scared.
I'm full of air.
I'm full of air. It's dangerous.
It hurts.
It's soft here, so I can't do it.
It's dangerous.
I'm a mouse.
I know you're a mouse, so you can do it.
No, it hurts.
It's dangerous.
DIY prank, next up is
We'll help you solve it!
Bad Boys Sata's DIY prank for his partner Kioto
Kioto's reaction is a little ...
He's a shy kid
He's a mature person
It's done
They assembled the panel they made in advance
The original prank hut is complete
Wow
When the hut opens, this ball
will fall and be blown away
So, Kioto, who is a heavy smoker,
is led to the hut as an appearance
Meanwhile, the ball is on standby
It's morning
Can I do it?
As Sata leaves the hut,
it's finally time for the prank
I'm sitting right now
Let me do it
I'm probably sitting and smoking right now
I don't think I can move
Let me do it
Can he do it?
Wow
He doesn't say anything
What's up with him?
He doesn't say anything
He fell down like that
No, no, no
What?
Let me smoke!
No, no
No
He doesn't say anything
What?
What's up with you?
What?
He doesn't say anything
This is it.
Normally, I'd be like, "Whoa!"
But when I thought I'd say it, I didn't say anything.
It was stiff.
But you can't move.
- That's right. - In reality.
And lastly...
He was really angry.
Hello, this is "Dangerous Hunter 2020".
"Wild bomb" is fun!
"D.I.Y. prank on Rossi" by "Wild bomb" Cookie.
Give me some more.
This is "Rossi" who started a fake location for "Spider-Man" rescue.
An hour later...
What is "Rossi"' prank plan?
The hunter finds "Spider-Man".
And while he's doing it...
He's like, "Whoa!" and comes out.
He covers up "Spider-Man"'s nest.
He's like, "Whoa!" and falls off the cliff.
That's where we made "Spider-Man"'s nest.
If "Spider-Man" falls down, we'll set up another one.
I'm looking forward to it.
- Did you make it yourself? - Yes, we did.
- In reality... - I'm looking forward to it.
- Are you nervous? - Spiders...
Of course I'm nervous!
I can go anywhere I want.
I can't say I'm coming, right?
You're not listening to me!
I'll go ahead and see what's going on.
- Wait for me here. - Got it.
Here it comes.
He's like, "Whoa!" and comes out.
He's like, "Whoa!" and falls off the cliff.
That's where we made "Spider-Man".
If you look closely...
You can see "Spider-Man"'s head.
Argh! I don't want it!
We all did that.
I see.
"Spider-Man" fell down.
He fell down.
What's with your face?
"Spider-Man" fell down.
Is it different than you expected?
They don't know what they want.
Suddenly, only Rossi is feeling uneasy.
So, a fake staff is leading Rossi.
He goes under the cliff where future surprises are waiting for him.
The inside of the car is changed.
I came here to hide it.
He came here to hide it.
And...
It has a device and you can open it
When you open it and hit the guitar, there are honey bees inside
It should come out like "Buzz kaho"
Toward the box
Could it be ...
Suzuki san?
Stand up
My back hurts
Suzuki san!
My back hurts
Are you okay?
What's up with you?
You have a bad tempo
Suzuki kuniaki
What's up with you?
You are an old man, right?
What's up with you, Suzuki san?
Shimizu kuniaki doesn't notice it
He still calls Suzuki san "what's up with you"
I thought you were an old man
Look at the guitar and honey bees
I don't need it
Don't talk
I don't need it
Why don't you shut up?
Honey bees!
I thought you were a bazooka
What's up with you?
I didn't know you were an old man
Wait a minute
What should I do?
What's up with you?
Honey bees!
Wait a minute
This is a failure
It's all kuniaki san's fault
Wait!
Rossi
Rossi is hard
What's up with this guitar?
What's up with that?
My mustache hurts
What's up with you mustache?
It's a Tsuzome city prank
It's a big failure
Rossi
That's what happened
Kuniaki san, you didn't sleep last night?
I couldn't get enough of you
I've been going crazy since yesterday
I like the iron ball
It's important to show reaction
It's important to show normal reaction
It's important for a comedian to show normal reaction
That's possible.
"Chocoplano" was great, wasn't it?
"Chocoplano" was good at first.
It was perfect.
That's right.
"Osada" said many things.
Don't say "many things" now.
Why?
Don't say "many things" in front of me.
Why?
"Many things" toilet will float.
No, it's not like that.
Let's say 10,000 yen.
Don't say "10,000 yen" now.
10,000 yen will float.
Why?
Don't say "10,000 yen" in front of me.
Why are you angry?
"Chocoplano" may be a waste for others.
I see.
I think we can change it.
I think so, too.
"Osada" made "Hels Hel" changed the target.
First of all...
"Osada", please load.
Yes, sir.
"Osada", please load.
Yes, sir.
Please wait a moment.
Could it be...
The pain of pressure is patience.
So...
Ouch! What's this?
Excuse me!
Ouch!
Excuse me!
Ouch!
Excuse me!
What? Excuse me!
Hey!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Wait a minute!
What is this?!
No!
Excuse me! Hey, stop this!
What is this?!
This is amazing!
W-w-what is this for?!
Mr. Osawa of Chocolate Planet made it.
W-what is this for?!
W-w-what is this for?!
Next up...
Cooled Kusanagi, Kusanagi.
This, too, has suffered from the pain of pressure due to the example.
Excuse me!
(sizzling sound)
Excuse me!
Who are you guys?
Please tell me your name first.
Wednesday's downtown.
Wednesday's downtown?
I thought it was weird.
I felt a tingling sensation.
I called the nurse and said I'm sorry, but she didn't come.
Didn't you feel anything on your butt?
On my butt...
No, I felt like something was sticking out of me.
I was wondering what they were measuring.
Next, we will introduce and verify various theories in the world.
Everyone's Theory Corner
Tonight's presenter is...
Nice to meet you!
I'm Tamura Kenji!
Nice to meet you!
I'm Rolando. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
I feel like you're not a distant existence.
Why?
If I had to choose one, it would be you.
You're the only one.
You only have sunglasses.
Really?
You're the only one.
If I had to choose one, it would be you.
But we eat brunch together.
Don't say "brunch".
Not again!
Is this also not allowed?
We used to have brunch together.
I don't think you have that desire.
Don't say "desire"!
You're fast!
Sorry, I'm not good at this.
It's been a while since we had a mix-rule competition.
This is it!
Big-bite-marathon!
There was a quiz show where you had to push a button while you were running, right?
We got a hint that you had to put a sushi counter behind you and eat it while you were running.
That sounds hard!
What do you think, Ikipoyo?
You have to put a lot of food in your mouth, so you have to go to the bathroom in the middle of eating.
You don't say "desire" if you eat a lot of food, right?
Be careful of the bathroom!
I'm serious!
Be careful of the bathroom!
I'm serious!
I'm sorry!
Big-bite-marathon!
What are you talking about?
This time, Kei-tra, who put a sushi counter behind these two cars, is running on a 400 meter track.
He's a real craftsman!
He's fast!
Kei-tra is chasing the car and keeps eating the sushi that comes out every 20 seconds.
It looks delicious!
However, if you eat two pieces of sushi without eating the sushi that came out, you will fail.
Kei-tra is challenging such a big-bite-marathon.
Only the first-place passers-by will participate in this competition.
By the way, this stage is a track and field stadium in Kumagaya City, Saitama Prefecture, which is the hottest city in Japan.
The highest temperature on this day is 38 degrees Celsius.
It's like we're under the sun.
It's really hot.
Could you put that in the mix?
Big-bite-marathon is hot.
That's true.
As a prefecture, this "hot" is the toughest.
Now, the big-bite-marathon.
The preliminaries are finally about to begin.
I'm sweating just by standing up.
There is an earthquake in the sun.
This is really hot.
Archaeologists have gathered.
This is bad.
Who will get the ticket to the main line?
What's going on?
The wind is strong.
It's about to start.
Be careful.
The firewood looks strong.
I'll eat the cutlet.
Now it's started.
The first meal is Chinese food.
It's delicious.
It looks delicious.
It's delicious.
It's fast.
It's 7km/h.
It's a general jogging speed.
It's delicious.
I want to eat a lot of this.
It's a high-quality sushi.
They eat it well.
They are entertainers.
It's hard.
It's already over.
It's over.
It's already over.
This is delicious.
The wind is strong.
I can't speak.
It's hard to speak.
It's hard.
Here's the water supply point!
Unlike normal marathons, it's not only for water supply, but also for pouring in sushi.
It's a water supply you don't want to miss!
And now, they've finally passed 200 meters.
They're starting to run out of breath.
It looks like candy.
Next is the seventh hole!
They're pushing it in their mouths at once!
- This is exhausting! - It's cold!
- Yeah, squid! - Octopus! - Octopus?!
- It's a huge egg! - I can't swallow the octopus!
- Is the muscle bad?! - After eating 13 cans, they've passed 500 meters.
- The muscle is bad! - What?!
- The chawanmushi was served here! - Isn't that sushi?!
- But their muscles are hot and can't go through their mouths! - The muscle is bad!
- They reached for the chawanmushi... - It's hot!
- The tuna was caught and they've failed to suck in their saliva! - They're out of time!
He's getting the chawanmushi.
But he's running out of time.
Will he make it in time?
He broke his muscle here.
That's too bad.
He broke his red 16th muscle.
But it's still 16th.
So now only Kasuga and Otake are left.
Otake is doing his best.
Otake is strong, too.
He's already 19th.
Even if he's eating while sitting down, he'll be full soon.
That's too bad.
That's amazing.
He's putting water on his head.
He's eating a lot.
It's like a marathon.
He's getting hungry.
I'm hungry, too.
Which one is it?
He's eating fast.
He can't miss this water.
He's eating fast.
Is his limit coming soon?
The next one is anago.
It's a lot.
Which one is harder, eating fast or running fast?
It's coming.
I'll show you something.
You can do it.
Octopus.
Otokesan is strong.
Otokesan is amazing.
They continue to eat, but they're eating fast.
They're amazing.
You can do it.
The shell is full of rice.
It looks hard.
It's hard to eat.
It's coming.
He's eating fast.
How about this one?
He's eating fast, but it's hard to eat.
Is it coming soon?
It's hard to eat.
You can do it.
It's hard to eat.
It's coming.
It's hard to eat.
They're eating fast.
Are you okay?
They managed to eat the 30th tuna.
It's coming.
It's hard to eat.
Can you swallow it?
The salmon is still on his tongue.
What will he do?
Otokesan finally got salmon.
And, Kasuga...
Anyway, he's disqualified from being a karate star!
And with that...
Taki-san, this way, please.
Are you for real?!
Are you for real?
So you bought it and ate it?
It was so hot!
That must've been tough.
Can you eat the rest of it?
This...
I can't eat it.
Why not?
I ate it!
You ate it?
Yeah.
I could eat it with my stomach, but...
I couldn't keep up with my running strength.
If the marathon was longer, I'd go 100 times.
Have you gone 100 times?
I haven't, but...
You haven't?!
You haven't gone 100 times?
You haven't?!
Then, how many times have you gone the fastest?
I've gone 60 times.
No, no, no.
It's completely different.
You're lying!
What?!
You're just lying, aren't you?
You're lying, aren't you?
What kind of face is that?!
Let me introduce the participants of the final round.
First of all, the marathon representative, Moriwataru.
Neko Hiroshi.
Neko is fast, as I thought!
And the representative of big eaters, Giant Shirota.
Witch Sugawara Hatsuyo.
Shirota doesn't eat, does he?
In addition to these members,
Otake who came back from an 8-hour hunger strike,
An 8-hour hunger strike?!
With these members, let's move on to the final round!
Well, first of all, I won first place in the preliminaries, so...
Yes!
You're a bit of a weird member, aren't you?
Looking at you like this.
How is it like to run?
It's been a while since I've run.
It's been a while, isn't it?
I don't know how many years it's been since I've done it, so it's unknown.
That's right.
Now, it's finally the final round of the big eater marathon!
So far, it has been sent by the sponsors you see.
- That was a lie. - That was a lie.
- Correct, correct. - You really are a pink card.
A pink card?
Now, it is finally the big eater marathon final race.
Two members have gathered.
Will the big eater win?
Or will it be a marathon?
Is the one who can eat stronger?
Or will it be the one and only experienced otaker?
The race is about to start.
On your marks...
Get set...
Go!
Now, it has started.
The big eater marathon final race.
Both the big eater and otaker...
As in the preliminaries, every 20 seconds, one can of sushi will be served.
The one and only experienced otaker.
- That experience... - It's good, it's good, it's good.
As expected, the material is solid.
- It's fresh, isn't it? - It's delicious, isn't it?
- At first, it tastes good. - Even the sushi you eat outside...
- It feels good, doesn't it? - Yes, it feels good.
Oh, it's tuna again.
Tuna... Tuna...
- I hate tuna the most. - Oh, my.
- It's good to eat and talk at the same time. - Tuna, tuna, tuna.
- It's endless. - It's endless.
- It's delicious sushi. - It's still two pieces.
- It's not over yet. - It's not over yet.
Oh, it's salmon.
- What is it? - Of course...
- What is it? - The first one is an easygoing member.
After that...
- Oh, it's shrimp. - Yay!
- It's already 10 pieces? - Are you a kid?
- It's 10 pieces. - It's 10 pieces.
Now, it's time for the important water absorption point.
The cat doesn't talk at all.
- I wonder if it's serious. - It's a cat.
Shirodan brought two cups of water.
I need a lot of water.
And the battle for the cup has already exceeded 20 cups and 740 meters.
Shirodan, you're running a lot.
I'm tired of running.
Can Shirodan and Otake see each other?
I want to stop for a moment.
I'm tired of running.
The sushi is very good.
I'm tired of running.
The 22nd cup is Inari sushi.
It's hard to eat sushi from the outside.
Otake is suffering in the preliminary round.
But the three of them will finish in one go.
This is bad.
I can't eat this anymore.
What is it?
He only complains.
Cat, talk.
And they are running late.
I like running.
Please say "nyagra".
This is bad.
This is the first time I've said it.
They are having a hard time in the marathon.
Are you tired of running?
I'm full of energy.
This is bad.
He only complains.
And they are running again.
Cat, talk.
They are running late.
Do your best, Cat.
They are struggling.
She is running.
Sheempted next tuna.
Cat and Hiroshi, what will you do?
They put
it on dish.
Otake is doing his best
He passed 1km
I'm not hungry but I'm dying of running
I'm dying of running
I'm not hungry at all
Neither of you are hungry
Mori's legs stopped
But he swallows sushi and recovers
That's good
Otake is struggling
Otake is doing his best
He has no experience of running but he is doing his best
Otake is about to reach his limit
Look at his face
He is back to sushi
The next middle-weight tuna comes
Otake is disqualified
He did his best
Otake is about to reach his limit
He is catching his favorite tuna
Mori is also disqualified
There are many
That's it.
We need a big eater.
You are very energetic.
I'm thirsty.
You look very relaxed.
The last is a legendary battle of big eaters.
How old are you?
I'm 56 years old.
You look relaxed.
Two big eaters are left.
How do you feel?
Do you see?
Big eaters are very light.
Very light.
I didn't expect that many people would stop.
I didn't exercise enough.
I'm exhausted now.
We have reached the 40th volume.
That's great.
Shirota quit smoking in April.
Is his worry over now?
I'm glad you quit smoking.
This is not good.
He might not be able to continue.
He is about to die.
Shirota might not be able to continue.
- His feet are getting heavier and heavier. - It's not a simple weakness.
- Can you do it? - I can't do it.
- Oh, Shirota's feet have stopped here.
But it will be a disqualification when two sushis are accumulated.
- We don't know yet. - I can't do it.
- Shirota is trying his best. - He's chasing Shirota.
- No way. - But if Shirota does it...
- I can't do it. - You can't do it?
It was cool when you said it.
The winner of the long-awaited marathon is...
Ms. Sugawara Hachioji!
- What did you do? - It was fun.
- You're good at running, aren't you? - Well...
There's Mr. Nekohiro here, so I'd like to say it.
I've been running a marathon a few times as a hobby.
- Really? - I can't do it.
- You're good at running. - I can do it.
I can only run a marathon and swing my arms.
What's going on?
Is there anyone who can beat Sugawara in this competition?
- This is amazing! - Ms. Sugawara, you can say you won.
- Eating requires a lot of physical strength. - That's right.
I thought you might have physical strength.
I want to eat sushi now.
- Do you know any good places? - Don't talk about sushi!
You can't talk about food, either!
- How do you know? - You can't!
Please check my Instagram.
- That's too much! - That's too much!
- I can't help it. - I'd like some water.
Water is good, isn't it?
- Water is good! - He was doing a water commercial!
- With soda, right? - Yes, he did.
I'm not going to talk about it.
- Hello. - Hello.
- It's started, hasn't it? - It's quiet here.
- But I like TBS. - Shut up!
Next week, if it's true love, even if you text "I love you" all of a sudden, your wife will be happy.
I didn't expect this pattern!
Furthermore...
- I'm hungry. - Me, too.
A woman who claims to have a strong spirit, Yaliliteru Setsu...
- I'm starving! - I'm starving!
And...
The strongest defense rate No. 1 winning ranking in baseball manga history will be announced!
Tonight's program will be broadcasted on Parabi.