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It's Wednesday's "Down Time". Thank you for coming.
Let's go.
The first presenter is this person. Please come in.
Welcome, welcome.
You don't look so good today.
Do I look bad?
Not that bad.
I don't look bad, though.
You don't look happy, though.
That's true.
Well, I'll do my best.
It's sudden, but...
Everyone is married, so I think you'll know.
When you submit your marriage certificate to the government, you need a third party's signature, right?
Yes, that's right.
Like a witness.
This time, it's a theory about marriage certificates.
Here it is.
It's a theory that can be confirmed by the senior who took care of you the most, the witness of your marriage certificate.
By the way, what is it like in the general public?
Yes, this is what I asked for the certificate of marriage certificate.
Is that so?
Is it okay for parents?
Oh, it's okay at all.
Anyone can do it, right?
Anyone can do it.
Ninety percent of it comes from blood ties, right?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
But this is just a story of general society.
The world of entertainers doesn't change at all, does it?
Oh, that's right.
It's a vertical society.
The connection is amazing, isn't it?
By the way, you're recent, right?
Yes, I got married last year.
By the way, who is the witness?
These two banana men.
Oh, I see.
They've been taking care of me since I was a teenager.
By the way, this is the second marriage certificate.
Mr. Himura wrote the address wrong.
Oh, I don't want you to do it.
You're bad-tempered, aren't you?
Oh, I don't like it.
I want you to do it properly, Mr. Himura.
So, after this, we'll investigate the witness of the marriage certificate.
Furthermore...
Fujiwara Haranishi.
No matter what kind of gag my juniors do,
I have something similar to it, but I haven't copied it.
It's a possible theory.
And...
If you're dumbfounded by reading a picture book and listen to it,
Even children verify the theory.
♪ Say, who is the man? ♪
♪ Say, you're no tv hero ♪
♪ But don't tell me something like that ♪
♪ Egghead, egghead, ah ♪
♪ Say, you'll be no downtown ♪
The senior who took care of him the most,
verified the theory with a coin delivery witness.
When submitting a document,
a coin delivery that requires a third party's signature is required,
is that witness the one who takes care of you the most,
except for those who are involved in the case?
I see.
So, the first person we asked was...
Oh, one person.
Hello.
Oh, who was it?
In 2009,
he married Akane Osawa and had a love affair.
Who did you write the coin delivery witness to?
Well, there's something called "two people writing witnesses",
and from the domestic side, it's Boss Osawa.
He passed away.
Since he became Boss Osawa,
I think it's Mr. Ueshiba.
Why is it Mr. Ueshiba?
It's because Ryuhei-san has been taking care of me since I didn't sell well.
I see.
Indeed, the senior who took care of him the most is the one who asked for a witness.
Ryuhei-san, you look like him.
How was his reaction when you asked for a witness?
I asked him over the phone,
but if they got divorced by any chance,
would I pay for it?
That's what I thought.
Why?
I was quite confused.
Why didn't you pay for it?
It's not like that.
It's just a name tag, so it won't cause you any trouble.
That's why I asked for a witness.
And,
at a luxury restaurant in West Azaba,
he was asked to take care of his first name, Natsuin.
Well, Ryuhei-san took care of me,
and I've been taking care of him.
He usually pays me for it,
but while Ryuhei-san was in the bathroom,
I paid for it first.
When Ryuhei-san came back from the bathroom and found out about it,
he got really angry.
And,
it was the first time I saw Ryuhei-san like that.
He was sitting in such a happy seat,
and he said, "Is there anyone who would pay for it?"
He got really angry when I joked about it.
It's hot.
And, he said, "Give me your receipt,"
and I gave him my receipt.
It was quite expensive.
When I saw his receipt,
I said, "Be careful next time."
Next time
I gave it back to him.
Are you not going to pay for it?
I couldn't make him say it.
I pretended to be angry for a while,
so that he wouldn't say it.
Be careful next time.
Next, we heard...
Oh, it's Ryuhei-san.
Chihara, who married a normal woman in 2015.
Five years ago.
This is Itao-san and Matsumoto-san.
Oh, Matsumoto-san!
We've known each other for a long time.
We've been taking care of each other since we came to Tokyo.
Matsumoto-san took care of me naturally.
And, these two seniors took care of him.
What did you say when you asked Itao-san for a favor?
Itao-san and I were on a regular show together.
Anyway, before the recording, I said...
Oh, really? I'm glad.
I said something like that.
Like a father.
Oh, you finally said it.
I was very happy.
It was unexpected.
He was the most excited person I've ever met.
He didn't react at all, whether it was hitting the automatic door or trying to get an apple at a restaurant showcase.
What about Mr. Matsumoto?
Mr. Matsumoto is the only one who doesn't slip.
When I asked my manager about my schedule, it was when I was shooting a wide show on Fuji TV that my schedule was open.
I didn't record anything, but I went to Fuji TV before recording.
The staff around me were like, "What's up with you?"
When I went to Mr. Matsumoto's dressing room, Mr. Matsumoto said he was eating.
"Oh, no," I said. "Actually, I'm getting married. Would you like me to write it for you?"
"Oh, yeah," I said.
"I don't know my address," I said.
What's going on with my address now?
"I bought it randomly," I said.
"Maybe I'm not allowed to get married," I said.
"According to the law," I said.
"I don't think my address is correct," I said.
Unexpectedly, an episode of separation came out.
Matsumoto, who had been asking for a license from a close junior,
What about his partner Hamada and his juniors?
"Dorian's Heroic" Licensed Inokoto asked him about it.
Hamada and my partner are coin watch merchants.
Fujiwara.
Hamada and Fujiwara.
Hamada is in charge of it.
Inokoto is in charge of the license.
And my partner.
There are three of us.
Usually, coin watches come in two frames.
But I heard that two or more merchants are okay with it.
So I looked it up and wrote down the frame myself and asked the three of them to become merchants.
As expected, Hamada, who has been taking care of both of them, asked for a merchant.
What kind of situation did you bring the coin watch with you?
I asked for a merchant.
I asked for a coin watch to be brought to the dressing room after work.
I asked for it here.
I also prepared a hammer and a hammer.
I asked for it with this.
When I said that, he said, "No, no, no."
He brought it from home.
It's huge.
Is it this big?
It's Hamada!
It doesn't fit in my pocket.
He brought a huge staff from home.
He brought his junior colleague Hamada.
No way.
When he proposed to his wife, he prepared a surprise for her.
Hamada is good at that.
If his wife said yes,
Hamada, Inomoto, and their juniors came out as a surprise.
They said they would propose again.
They all proposed again.
Hamada said, "I have more money than Hirai."
So will you marry me?
They proposed again.
It's completely private.
I went to Hamada-san's place three times just for this proposal.
I made a script.
Is this okay?
Is this better than usual?
No, it's not.
This is better.
No, it's not.
This is better.
Hamada does that for me.
He's very kind.
It seems that many entertainers ask their seniors for approval.
In the case of Katsumata Kunikazu,
Kinashi Noritake and Yasuda Narumifu, who are teachers,
and Kano Eiko, who have already divorced,
and Sandwichman, who are from Miyagi Prefecture,
and Shimada Shuhei, who is familiar with handcrafts,
and two of the "summers" who have been taking care of them since their first stage.
Instant Johnson and Shonin Sugi
and their seniors and juniors,
Ariyoshi and Darling Honey Yoshikawa,
and Obata's brother, who married Fuji TV's announcer Yamasaki,
and their seniors, Jinna and her wife, Anna Matsumura.
However, other than their seniors, entertainers often ask their partners for approval.
So...
We asked our partner's favorite entertainer, Kyain.
Well, my partner is Suzuki Udo.
Thank you.
As expected, his partner was a witness.
I'm honored to have worked with my partner for 30 years.
And another witness is...
Shingo Katori.
Shingo Katori became friends with Shingo Katori in his 20s thanks to the show.
Katori said, "If I get married, I'd like to get married there for the first time."
And I said yes.
And he said yes to my request.
I was very happy.
Who did you write to?
To my stylist and my manager.
Is this an interview?
As expected, his partner wasn't his partner but his staff.
- Well, I'm... - You're not his best friend, are you?
- I'm his best friend. - You're his best friend.
- He's your best friend. - I'd like to ask you for a favor, too.
- I see. That's important. - Yes.
He asked you for a favor.
His partner's other patterns are...
Black mayonnaise and kosugi.
Maple syrup and donuts ordered by his partner and stylist.
There is also Cherry Yoshitake and Tampobo Shiratori Fusai, who each asked their partners and stylists for help.
I see.
Then, what about a trio of entertainers who have two partners like that?
Oh, I see.
Tokyo 03 Toyomoto, who married Miss Mongol, a professional wrestler in 2017...
I see, they're partners.
No, they weren't partners. They were both senior wrestlers of their wives.
I see.
Then, what about this person?
Oh, Tokyo!
Ogata.
Ogata, a trio of entertainers and panthers who married ordinary women in 2017.
I chose Mukai, my partner, and my wife's friend's daughter.
Then, why did he choose Mukai instead of Kan, one of his two partners?
Originally, I asked two of my partners to draw this for me and Mukai.
But Kan turned me down and said he didn't want to be responsible for it.
- Why did you say that? - I was shocked.
I didn't think you'd say that.
- So I said it as a joke. - You said it as a joke?
I said, "No, I don't want it."
I said, "We're partners, aren't we?"
But he was stubborn and determined.
Lastly, we asked a couple of people who have been married and divorced many times.
Big Daddy's ex-wife Minako and current husband and former professional wrestler Yoshihito Sasaki.
Who did you ask to draw the first marriage?
The first marriage was between my senior and my partner's senior.
They've been watching over me and my partner for a long time.
The first marriage was between a senior who took care of her partner.
And the second marriage was between a senior who remarried her partner.
Who did you ask to draw the third marriage?
My boss at work and my senior who drew me for the first time.
They're the same person.
The senior who took care of her partner, Masaka's third wife.
And the other senior who was a common boss with Big Daddy.
Let's move on to the fourth marriage.
Who did you ask to approve of your current marriage?
My husband's senior drew me for the first marriage.
And my partner's senior drew me for the second marriage.
I've been a professional wrestler since I was 18 years old.
My boss, my senior, drew me for the first marriage.
Is your senior a wrestler?
No, he's not a wrestler. He's a referee of the same organization.
Why did you choose him as your senior?
He was the one who took care of me the most and we got along well.
Can you tell me his specific name?
His name is...
He used to be a referee.
You know his name?
You don't remember his name?
He was in the same organization as me.
He took care of me all the time.
He's not a wrestler.
Is he stupid?
Even now, we're pretty close.
You're crazy.
Can you tell me his name?
He's my boss.
Can you tell me his name?
Is he your boss of the same organization?
He's not a wrestler, but...
Is he your boss?
He's not my boss.
Can you tell me his name?
Some people ask strangers for a marriage.
He took care of me.
His house is nearby and I don't know his name.
By the way, who do you think you are?
I...
I'm his parents for the second time.
I think Shinsuke was his parents for the first time.
He was his parents for the second time.
Miyasako was with me when I went to deliver the coins.
I took a picture with Miyasako.
When was it?
It was the second time.
Shinsuke was his parents for the third time.
You're terrible.
It can't be helped, right?
It can't be helped.
By the way...
Yes?
You two...
That's right. I was thinking about it, too.
Do you forget things like that?
I don't think so.
Why?
Who are you asking for it?
It's because you two are here.
Really?
Who is it?
Did you ask Hamada for it?
I feel like I asked Hamada for it.
Do you remember it?
No, no, no.
It's such an important thing, isn't it?
Really? Did I ask for it?
I feel like I asked Hamada for it.
Maybe you two...
No, no, no.
Did you come to Deluxe?
You must have been at Deluxe.
It's very interesting.
I think it's only there.
Even when you say hello...
You only smile with your mouth.
The next presenter is this person!
Please come in!
Wow!
Unique!
You are Fujibara!
Thank you very much!
What is this?
This is amazing!
What is it?
This is very new!
It's a duo showdown!
They are a duo showdown!
It's a good deal for a showdown!
It's out of nowhere, but what do you think of Fujibara's sales point?
What do you think?
Well, well...
Gaia.
Kanada Haru.
Gags.
Oh, here it is.
Sales point.
It's Haranishi's gag.
Yes.
Because, you know, the number of gag entertainers and gag holders there is different.
Oh, yes, it is.
How many are there now?
One trillion.
It's out.
It's one trillion, to put it simply.
No, of course.
It's hard for a human being to remember the number of one trillion.
Haranishi said "one trillion".
And it's serious.
It's serious.
No, no, no.
It's not because "one trillion" is funny.
No, it's not.
It's serious, isn't it?
No, it's serious.
No, no, no.
That's right.
Why is it serious?
Why do you know so much about it?
What are you talking about?
So, this time, we have a theory about Haranishi's gag.
Here it is.
No matter what kind of gag Haranishi Fujiwara does,
no matter how many times he says "I have a similar one, but I haven't tried it yet", it's impossible.
It's true.
It's impossible.
If there are so many of them...
I'm sorry.
This program is brought to you by the sponsors you see here.
Let's do it together.
No way!
I used a drone and went to see it.
Fujiwara, Haranishi, no matter what joke their juniors do,
I have one like that too, but I haven't played it yet
They verify any possible theory.
And so, they immediately call Haranishi and tell him this theory.
What kind of theory is that?
Ah, I'm sorry, this is just a theory.
No, let's not do it.
But, there's a million of them.
It's a joke, Yuta.
Ah, even if you say it's a joke...
I'm sorry.
There's a lot of them, it's a joke.
I didn't want to hear that.
And so, Haranishi refuses to reveal the gimmick of a million of them.
Shibu Shibu Audition venue.
This time, they borrowed the name of the late- night program "Shimofuri Mikijit"
and held a fake audition for the 7th generation Gagger Hacks project.
It seems like it could happen.
Since it's the corner emcee, Haranishi's favorite topic...
I see.
...he decides to judge himself and gives himself a hard time.
I'm getting old.
Did something happen to Haranishi?
You know, I've been saying this for a long time,
but I've never seen Haranishi getting mad at his juniors.
In the first place, I've never seen him talking with his juniors in the dressing room.
This time, Haranishi will improvise and show off his gag to 10 gaggers.
If he can get all of them to laugh at his gag, he will win.
This is pretty hard.
I'm trying.
Immediately, a young gagger who doesn't know Haranishi at all enters the room.
Excuse me.
I'm the emcee of this project.
And based on the fake director's opinion, the audition begins.
My name is Kubota Dashito and I'm in my seventh year of acting.
I've never seen you before.
I only know you and Iguchi.
I upload gag videos every day on social media.
I see.
And now, there are over 100,000 followers on TikTok.
That's a lot of followers.
It's growing.
That's amazing.
Haranishi's improv gag challenge begins against such a next-generation gagger.
I'm going to show you one gag at a time.
Here we go.
Here's the first one.
M-1 gag.
My elbow hurts, hurts, hurts, hurts, hurts, hurts.
It hurts.
I think you can do it.
That's good.
I uploaded this gag on TikTok.
Haranishi is thinking about it a lot, isn't he?
He's thinking about it a lot.
He's crazy about it.
I've seen it on TV.
He's thinking about it a lot.
It's not on TV, but it's on Fuji TV's "future monster."
He's thinking about it a lot, isn't he?
He's crazy about it.
He's mad about it.
It's going to be a mess for him.
Well, that's it.
That's fine.
It's not a huge mess, but...
I also have something like that.
Do you want to do it with me?
By the way, I made my song.
It's that song, isn't it?
Which song is it?
It's funny.
It's good.
It's funny.
It's my song.
Yes.
Takanakujikanukanukanukanukan!
Who is it?
You did it well.
It's good, isn't it?
I have something like that.
I'm a starting corner MC.
Yes.
I'm watching you there.
I don't know if it's okay for me to say this, but I think you should do something else.
And he succeeded in recruiting 100,000 likes for the best gag.
And...
There are many more.
There are more?
Yes.
Then I'll do it.
The next healing character gag.
Rilakkuma, Tarepanda, Onigiri Musaburi Grandma.
What?
It's good, isn't it?
It's hard to remember.
The second gag is also...
What do you think of this one?
I think it's funny. I think it's funny, but...
It's funny, but...
It's really funny.
By the way, it's also up for recruitment.
Do it.
Well...
You're thinking differently.
I'm sorry, but...
Well...
The rhythm is completely different, but...
Yes.
This time, it's kind of internal...
It's not internal.
Do it again. What was it again?
Well...
I watched it again.
Rilakkuma, Tarepanda, Onigiri Musaburi Grandma.
Oh, I see.
Well...
I'll be calm and make a judgment.
What is it like?
Well, mine is...
If you eat Kumon's ears, it's delicious!
I don't think it's like that at all.
No, it's not like that.
No, it's not like that at all.
I don't think it's like that at all.
"Yakuma", "tarepanda", "onigiri-musabori- baachan"...
Yes, I think it's like that.
I'm scared.
To be honest, when I came up with this idea...
I felt like I've seen something like this somewhere else.
Really?
You thought it might be like that?
Well, you know...
I think you should seal it up a little longer.
I told you.
I'm sorry about that.
"Yakuma", "tarepanda", "onigiri-musabori- baachan"...
But you were doing "yakuma" at the end of the live stream.
I think you cleared "yakuma", didn't you?
I did.
You barely cleared it.
But...
Wait a minute.
No way!
There are only nine people left.
It won't take long!
It won't take long.
Nankuse-gag-ten-person-oriented-challenge
This is really hard.
Next...
I'd like to introduce myself with one gag.
"This much of me"...
"Tension", "energy", "weather", "weather", "fun"!
But this is a little...
This is a little...
What should I do?
Regardless of this...
Well...
I've been doing this for a long time.
I'm eating a big lunch box like this.
And I have a little gag for it.
I'm like...
"This much of me"...
"In a lunch box"...
"Rice ball", "rice ball"
"Have some of it"...
"Carrot"...
Pick up the burdock and the rice ball you picked up.
I want to say it now, but I have it as a gag.
Next,
Water park?
Honta Swimming School.
Are you thinking about it already?
To give you a visual hint, this time, Hara Nishi, who is thinking of a gag in advance, but...
It's limited, isn't it?
Saving goldfish.
Saving goldfish once.
Saving rainbows in the pool.
It's terrible.
The gag has nothing to do with swimming.
I thought of a swimming gag.
It's like saving goldfish.
I have it, too.
It's not good for swimming in the pool.
I'm surprised.
Would you look at it for a moment?
It's like saving goldfish.
Old man, give me a buoy.
Yes, thank you.
Buoy!
It's not like that at all.
Due to a serious saving goldfish gag,
Kondo Sleeping School is closed for the sake of cloud business.
You have many habits now.
I think it will be available in the coming season.
Yes.
The costumes are different,
and that saving goldfish gag...
You are holding it too much.
Well, if you are going to do it,
I don't want you to say "saving goldfish gag" anymore.
I don't know why.
You don't have to cover it up.
What was it again?
It was "saving cloud business gag" in the pool!
Shall we do it?
Can I drink it?
And this...
You came out of the blue and did it.
Te-te-te-te-te-te-te-te-te.
It's like "saving goldfish gag".
The first "te-te-te-te-te" was a gag I always do.
A gag I have, too.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
I do it like "te-te-te-te-te-te-te-te".
And then, I do like "saving cloud business gag".
I've never heard of it.
Give it up.
It's my first time.
- In a live show... - No, no, that's fine, but...
I won't put any of it on the radio. First of all, I want to do it, so I'm sorry.
- Of course, of course, you are... - You like it a lot, don't you?
Imazuki Sazae-san.
♪ Forgetting my wallet ♪
♪ Going shopping on PayPay ♪
- From shopping to waiting, right? - Yes.
♪ When I go out ♪
♪ Forgetting my wallet ♪
♪ Just going home ♪
- What is it? - What?
- You're being played. - I'm being played.
- You're being played. - What is it?
- An adult version of "Jage anderska".
♪ Should we go hit him now? ♪
♪ Ma, ma, ma ♪
♪ Should we go hit him now? ♪
♪ Ma, ma, ma, ma ♪
- You're doing it the same! - It's almost like you're trying to end it!
- Do, do, do! Bowling balls, ready, bat!
- We don't have that. - Bowling balls, ready, bat!
- We don't have this. - We do, we do.
- We do.
- We do, we do. - Haranishi has it.
- I have... um... ♪ Red fox and green bowling ball ♪
- That's not good! That's not good! - That's cringeworthy!
- Can we ever see him in his improvisational gag - style knockout state? - This is going to be fun.
- Even though he has his looking back through...
- But his accuracy is dropping, for Haranishi.
And in the middle of all of that, what a surprise!
What is it?
Oh, it's here.
Thank you for waiting.
Huh? A woman?
It's her first time.
Wow, she's a mysterious girl.
I wonder if it's going to be tough.
Okay, let's get started.
Yes.
Can I ask you for one thing?
Yes.
Peta, peta, peta, peta, peta...
Put on some stickers, Kitty-chan!
What is this?
Oh no, oh no, oh no.
Ha ha ha!
Peta, peta, peta, peta, peta...
Hello Kitty stickers!
Ha ha ha!
Oh my, oh my, oh my!
Ha ha ha!
Oh my, oh my, oh my!
Originally...
Ha ha ha!
This is...
I see.
This is a strong enemy!
Peta, peta, peta, peta...
Haranishi came here and was asked the hardest question of the day.
Hello Kitty stickers!
Indeed...
He he he...
Hmm...
There are jokes that I think are similar...
There are.
Hmm...
Peta, peta, peta?
Peta, peta, peta...
Hello Kitty stickers!
Ah...
That's enough!
You'll remember it!
Hmm...
Um...
Ha ha ha!
I...
Well...
There's that world view, you know?
I'm a little...
I'm a little different, you know?
Hmm...
What do you mean?
Um...
Hmm...
In my case, you know?
Well, I...
Hey, don't do it!
Ha ha ha!
If I...
I mean, I'm doing it, you know?
Yes.
Um...
I'm doing it like this, you know?
Ha ha ha!
Ha...
Hello Kitty stickers!
Ha ha ha!
You know?
Hiro... Kitty.
Even though he managed to authorize and get applied for many of the stickers,
One of these time will also get a Hiro... Kitty chair.
And now, our ninth contestant coming up is...
I came to see you a little before coming here, but...
My name is Latissue.
Nice to meet you!
Likewise, nice to meet you, too.
Of course, the gag they'll do is...
See you later!
I'm hungry.
Do it slowly.
But there's only one thing...
There's a gag I have that's hard to do...
Can you do it?
It's like this.
It's easy.
I can't suck ice cream!
It's a pun.
But...
Um...
I'm sorry, but can you stop that?
It's a gag?
Yeah.
Why didn't you say anything until now?
But for summer...
If you ask me if there's a good gag to eat in summer...
I'll say it.
I'm sorry, but can you not do it for a limited time?
There's only one.
As a result of negotiations with "desuyo", "ai tuimateun" in summer of 2020 looks like this.
"desuyo", I found a rental ship the other day, so I caught it and tried to return it to the sea!
And then...
"sou"!
It was "choco corone"!
Okay, I'm sorry!
I definitely caught it!
It's a limited time gag!
And finally...
A gag unit consisting of three people appears!
"si", "suri", "pi", "o", "ai tu", "desu", "ti", "ti", "kyashu", "tonguri", "takushi", "tonguri", "takushi", "desu", "minnasoooooon"!
It's already over.
"ni", "su"...
Player change! Player change! Player change! Player change!
Without finding a way into this series of gag relays...
After watching it for a while...
Try it!
Dad! Dad! DJ, it's so much fun!
Oh, you're not wearing it, but can you watch it one more time?
Well, I'll take most of them.
Most of them?
Not at all.
Not at all?
So, we can't collect the last one.
Yes, I'm sorry.
I see.
It was tough.
Yes, it was.
I know you're tired in the second half of the show.
Yes, I am.
Since when did you start watching movies?
From the beginning.
I thought it was tough.
By the way, Jinnai, do you have any favorite jokes?
Any of them is fine.
Well, I have one.
Don't worry about the little things.
Wakachiko, wakachiko.
You know it, right?
Yes, I know it.
You have it?
Don't worry about the little things.
Wakachiko, wakachiko!
Which one is "wakachiko"?
You're getting too old for it.
I'm not that old!
I've never heard of it.
You've never heard of it?
It's "wakachiko."
Jinnai, Jinnai!
Yes?
Are you serious?
What is it?
That's enough!
Next, we will introduce and verify various theories in the world.
Everyone's Theory Corner.
Tonight's presenter is...
Well, let's start with the third game!
Do your best, leather shoes!
Leather shoes...
Do your best, leather shoes!
It's a characteristic thing, isn't it?
I'm glad we don't have any customers.
Well, everyone...
Jinnai, you also...
Yes, yes.
You also cheated a lot and divorced...
It's crazy, isn't it?
Right? And you remarried...
I don't need that.
And your child...
That's right.
How old is he now?
He's one year old and eight months old.
Did you tell him to read a picture book?
When I go to bed, I bring him a book.
And you tell him to read a picture book?
I tell him to read a picture book.
I see...
Well, we have a theory about picture books.
Here it is!
If you fool around with a picture book and tell him to read it,
even children will say yes!
I see...
- I see... - Yes, yes, yes...
- What's wrong with him? - He may be like that now.
Yes, and if it's a book you like, you know the story and everything.
So if you say something different, people will say, "No, it's different," and you'll say, "Why?"
- I see... - I think that's what he's trying to say.
Up to this point, we have provided this program with the sponsor you see.
If it was in London now, I'd really like you all to hear it.
- Nerde! - It's hell!
- Nerde! - Nerda!
"If you fool around with a picture book and tell him to read it," "even children will say yes!"
So, the people who challenged us this time are...
- Aki Masato of Haraguchi and Taiga of Sannan are 4 years old. - There are 4 of them!
- Hanya Kawashima and their eldest daughter, Kia - chan, are 5 years old. - Kia-chan...
- Ehara Masahiro and their third daughter, Otoha - chan, are 5 years old. - They're all denim.
- Nakagawa Paradise and their eldest son, Rintaro - kun, are 8 years old and there are 4 of them.
And the picture book we'll have you read this time is...
"Urashima Taro," which all children know the story of.
- That's right. - So, let's start the verification.
Once upon a time, there was a young man named Urashima Taro.
One day, when Urashima Taro passed by the beach...
- Children gathered and were having a good time. - That's nice.
- "Let's have a gathering at your house next time." - "No way!"
- "You're going to destroy my island, aren't you?" - "That's right!"
- "I've been destroyed once before." - He got on the boat.
- Rintaro-kun got on the boat and said... - "What is he doing?"
- "I'm a little scared, so I'm going to use a drone to observe." - "Look, they're all blurring."
- "Leave it to me." - Kiyo-chan went "through."
When Taro Urashima approached, the children were standing with their butts out.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'll say it again.
Taira-kun didn't say anything just because he didn't like it.
"Are you bullying a big turtle?" said Taro Urashima.
Hey, put me in your group. Let me beat up the turtle, too.
- That's what he said. - No, no, no. - No, no, no. - Look at me properly!
Otoha-chan calmly pushed him in.
The reaction to Taro Urashima's "bokeh" turned out to be a four-car attack.
However, in the Kawashima family...
I said it to Taro Urashima.
Taro Urashima bought a turtle with the most money he made.
It's hard to understand.
"Bokeh" is a little...
Even after that, Kiyo-chan continued to "bokeh" him.
- And... - There's more.
Don't read it anymore.
- What? - Don't read it anymore.
- I'm excited, so listen to me. - It's not funny.
- She finally refused to let him read it. - It's not funny.
- So, Kawashima family left here. - I see.
Say something more interesting!
- The turtle said to Taro Urashima... - Isn't "bokeh" not funny anymore?
I'm the turtle you saved yesterday.
Thank you, Universal Studios.
- You're lying! - And these two teams...
Put in their real impersonations.
- And... - Can we do impersonations here?
- Don't make me laugh! - No, no, no!
- Come on, come on! - No, no, no!
What do you mean?!
Taro Urashima said...
Thank you, Universal Studios.
- That's amazing. - That's fast.
And then...
Chidori's Nobu said...
- Who's Nobu? - Well...
- Ehara family put in their real impersonations. - That's weird.
And Haraguchi family's impersonations.
And...
Here we are at Ryugu Castle.
Entrance fee is 10,000 yen.
- You're lying! - You're lying!
- Don't make me laugh!
I'm not gonna make you laugh!
- I'm not gonna make you laugh! - I'm not gonna make you laugh!
- I'm gonna take it seriously! - You're so nice!
- Taiga refused to laugh. - I don't like it.
- He lost his temper and passed out. - I don't like it!
- So, the rest of the team is... - I want you to say it.
- Otoha and Rintaro's team. - Will they say it?
- In Paradise? - And...
It's the beautiful Princess Oto...
Who welcomed us!
Thank you for saving us!
Thank you for saving us, God!
- No, no, no! - Thank you for saving us, God!
- What? - There's no way...
- Such a cute girl would say such a thing! - She's saying it right.
- There's no way she would say such a thing! - Thank you, God!
- What a firm impersonation! - No, no, it's great!
She's not called "Princess Tenryu", but it's amazing!
Otoha puts in a splendid impersonation of Princess Tenryu.
Please enjoy it. In front of you, fish are dancing.
By the way, don't you have "pachinko"?
Let me do "pachinko".
Who said it?
Urashima Taro.
No way!
It's like my dad.
Like your dad?
Urashima Taro forgot the dance and had fun.
With "pachinko"?
Yes, with "pachinko".
You're lucky!
But "pachinko" has already melted.
Did you say "melted"?
Urashima Taro wanted to go home and couldn't stand it.
Because...
I want to touch your nipples.
No, I said "melted".
I want to touch your boobs.
Because I'm the type of person who only poops in his own house.
Because you want to drink gay alcohol.
What are they talking about?
What kind of parents are they?
Excited about gambling and white jokes.
Low-class parents in paradise.
Urashima Taro talked to an old man passing by.
Don't you know about the house here?
More than that, can you play the piano for me?
And finally, he opened the lid of the box.
Then, white smoke came out of the box.
And then, Urashima Taro said...
Boom, boom! Hello, YouTube!
You idiot!
You became Hikakin.
You idiot! Hey, you're making me angry!
You're so mean!
Rintaro also said...
Boom, boom! Boom, boom! Hello, YouTube!
You became Hikakin.
You're so cute!
Happily ever after.
And so...
He learned how to say "boom" when he was about five years old.
He was about three years old.
Rintaro was eight years old.
He was funny.
He was funny and...
In paradise...
If you said "boom" instead of "boom", you wouldn't have to say "boom", would you?
Then, white smoke came out of the box.
And then, Urashima Taro said...
Is that a joke?
No, it's not.
But you said "boom" because it was in the way.
You said "boom" because it was in the way.
You said "boom" completely, right?
Your face was showing.
My face was showing.
I couldn't read it.
Your score was also through.
Next week, one story for one hour.
Can we buy this today?
With Mameshiba's large amount of CDs,
Real Mameshiba and Domino will challenge.
7,000 CDs in stock.
If they can't beat it, Kuro-chan will pay for it.
I'm really at a loss right now, mentally.
And Kuro-chan, who has never seen such a cruel challenge,
Ah!
Tonight's broadcast will be broadcast on Parabi after this.