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Tonight, A.D. will talk about "the difficult theory talk show".
So we gathered former A.D. and A.D. of the show and had them talk in the staff room.
Difficult theory.
Difficult.
Everything is difficult.
Everything is difficult, right?
Everything is difficult.
I think "seriously zero people theory" and "people looking for people theory" are pretty difficult.
What I did was to look for Japanese people who have been kicked in the foot.
People who have experience.
People of old age.
I called all the old people homes in Japan and asked if they were there.
They weren't there.
I called them during the day and looked for prisoners, prisoners of war and prisoners of war.
But it was difficult because I couldn't find them.
How did you find them?
I found people who had kicked prisoners of war.
But I couldn't find people who had been kicked in the foot.
What I wanted to do the most was to put a roll on a bat and carry it around.
I wanted to find people who had been kicked in the foot.
I didn't think they would be there, but I had to go.
You had to go.
I had to go.
But they couldn't be there.
You found them, right?
I found them.
Miraculously, I found them.
I think I worked on it for about three months.
I think it's in the middle of the show.
In one sentence.
In one sentence, it's like a school book from the Yutori era.
I had to find people who were crazy.
But I didn't know how to find people who were crazy.
All I could do was talk to people who looked crazy.
It's hard and tiring for me to have people talk to me.
It's hard for me to make money with my feet.
And it's very difficult for me to find people who only stretch their little fingers.
Even if I stretch my little finger, the search engine won't come up.
That's right.
All you can do is look for people who are crazy.
In Shibuya, I was sitting like this and my little finger was out of sight.
If you don't ask me to show you, you won't be able to see it.
So I said "I'm sorry" to people who seemed to be stretching their little fingers.
And they said "You're crazy, aren't you?"
Even if I kept doing it, the search engine wouldn't come up.
Then I happened to see a lot of people at the racecourse.
So I said "Let's go to the racecourse."
If I hadn't done it at the racecourse, I would have gone to the racecourse and said "You're crazy, aren't you?"
What's wrong with you?
As the former AD said, there were a lot of people at the racecourse who stretched their little fingers.
But I asked the search engine why they stretched their little fingers.
When you eat watermelons, you get seeds.
You get seeds for watermelons.
You only get seeds for watermelons.
He says he gets seeds for watermelons because it's convenient in his daily life.
And...
When you clean your ears, it's hard to get in there.
It's pretty deep in there.
There's a gap.
Then you get in there.
Inside the outer.
Other than earpicks and watermelons, you can also open and close a magazine bag and peel off a cigarette film.
Little finger nails are said to be useful in various situations.
How useful are they?
So, this time, this person, who had his little finger nails extended,
and this person, who has a little bit of a deep eye,
will compete in these five obstacle race.
What is this?
Why is it here?
Why is it on the roof?
I don't want anyone to see it.
I think this is...
Oh, oh, look!
I don't think anyone can see it with their fingers.
Why? Why?
It looks painful.
It looks painful. It looks painful and cracked.
It's all coming out late.
Is it possible?
You can do it with your fingers.
It's coming out early.
You're using your whole finger.
It's really painful.
You don't want to see it that much?
Wait, wait, wait.
Oh, this is...
It's coming out. It's coming out.
It's good to eat it later.
It's coming out.
What?
Is it over?
The man with the nail of love.
No way, is it defeat?
My nail fell off.
My nail fell off. It's gone.
While I was looking for my nail, I thought of katsuo and asked him to teach me.
At least I tried my best.
It happens quite often.
There is a list of things that happen.
That's right. If you say it like that, I'll teach you.
I always know it.
I couldn't find it at first, but it came out later.
Certainly.
There is another one.
I found it during another interview.
Is that so?
Yes.
That's right. I found leather sunglasses when I was trying to finish the interview of a person who is in a line group of more than 100 people and a mobile facility.
Excuse me, I'm in downtown on Wednesday of TBS TV, but can I have an interview with you for a moment?
Oh, sunglasses!
So, you're Suiko Nagara, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
Nagara happened to be... Oh, I took it, didn't I?
It was about one person.
It's called "A thousand people's way of laughing," and I wonder how many people said "ad" in it.
It went.
It did.
About four people.
About four people?
It's like "hohoho" that often appears in manga, but it was really hard to interview a thousand people and make them laugh.
We climbed a mountain with a thousand people, didn't we?
We did.
We climbed a mountain for about an hour, didn't we?
Yes, we asked them to give us a ride.
We asked them to give us a ride.
When I went there in a taxi, I couldn't cross the road because of the season.
I called them, but they said they were late and were angry at the base.
How can you make me laugh from here?
I'm really funny in front of the camera.
In front of the camera, I was trying to make people laugh by making weird noises.
I fell from the hammock on purpose, but it was really embarrassing.
Can you ride this?
Yes, you can.
Try it.
Can I?
Yes, you can.
Try it from the back.
From the back?
Okay, try it from the back.
You can just fall from the back like that.
See?
Are you okay?
Can you ride it?
It's a big laugh.
It's hard to do a desk search.
It's like a zoo animal playground.
There are about 10,000 parks.
If you search "zoo" on Google Street View, you might not know whether it's a zoo or not.
If you know which animal it is, you should go there.
In the meantime, here is YUG who didn't know which animal it is even if he went there.
If you look at the manufacturer's website,
the answer is chicken.
The answer is chicken.
What?
The children didn't know either.
Chicken?
If it's the same animal,
I think it's an animal used at restaurants.
There are about 10,000 parks.
If you search "tokyo" on Google Street View, it's about 130,000 parks.
It was really hard.
130,000?
130,000.
But I was facing my computer all the time.
I think Sasaki was in charge of it.
When I went out for a meal with Sasaki,
he said, "That sign says it's a zoo animal."
Sometimes there is a test to see whether it's a zoo animal or not.
It's scary that it's missing.
By the way, the most common animal in YUG's park is horse.
The most common animal at restaurants was chicken.
It was hard for me to find out the theory that time passes slowly in manga.
This theory was found by Kairi, who spent a lot of time with reality.
The method of investigation is to divide the time spent on a work into numbers divided by the period of serialization.
In other words, it's a comparison of the number of serializations in one year.
In YUG's "Cooking Papa", 170 days are serialized in one year.
Usually, we don't pay attention to how much time has passed, do we?
But it's not like we always know how many years have passed.
We had to calculate the age of the characters and so on.
That was quite difficult.
By the way, as you can see, the ranking of manga that is slow to progress in time is...
The 10th place was AKAGI, which was also a theory title.
It's funny, but it didn't look like a funny quiz.
How is it funny?
How is it funny for someone wearing a hunting suit?
To be honest, I didn't say it.
I didn't say it.
I said it's such a theory.
The copyright, as a representative, should be negotiated with the copyright.
Yes, yes.
Unfortunately for the theory.
Even if I say it so mildly, I can't say I got permission properly.
That's right, that's right.
The one you did.
The modern value trick is too acrobatic.
And it's a theory.
Didn't you read a lot of modern values?
I read a lot of modern values.
I looked up all kinds of crime techniques.
I think it was hard to shoot for a long period of time or a long time.
Like early morning execution.
It's a continuous shooting for ten days in a row.
That's right, that's right.
So you take the actor away at night, let him sleep, and then shoot in the morning.
You do that for ten days in a row.
Even at night, it's not over once you let him sleep.
If you say you want to go to the bathroom, you have to keep an eye on him.
You're watching him while he's sleeping.
That's right, that's right.
You can't do it under an actor, so you have to watch him from a little distance.
I was the only one there.
Early morning beach flag.
I saw it in a movie.
I was really surprised by the fish.
The guard AD also fell asleep.
Here is the harsh early morning beach flag with the cast and staff.
It's almost 5 a.m.
Who will get the glorious flag ahead of their wake?
Asahi is climbing up, too.
The video is cool!
It's finally starting!
Kotouge?
Tanaka?
Which one will win?
Now, the alarm has sounded!
The alarm has sounded on the sandy beach of Nochi.
Two people have moved!
The one who woke up first is...
Kotouge!
Go!
Remember it! Remember it!
Which one will stop the alarm and start first?
Go!
Both cars are almost at the same time!
But Kotouge is out of breath and his legs are falling!
However, Kotouge has a little lead!
Tanaka is getting closer!
But both cars are falling!
The one who got the flag first is...
Kotouge!
Wow!
You did a good job!
I woke up first, so I didn't get the flag!
You didn't!
You have a good face!
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The candle style was so hot that it was like a curse.
The location itself wasn't that difficult, but the candles were like this, so all the candles were on the floor.
It was all stuck to the floor of the gym.
As a condition of lending me the room, returning to the current situation was the rule.
After that, for about two or three hours, about five ADs worked hard to scrape off the candles with pickaxes.
But in the first place, it's a cow country, so the location itself starts at two or three o'clock.
I don't know if it's really necessary to do it at two or three o'clock.
I don't know if it was really necessary to do it at two or three o'clock.
And here's the competition where ADs had the hardest time cleaning up after themselves.
Cow Country History Game
Well, music, please!
It's hot!
Hot!
Hot, Hot, Hot!
It's too speedy.
Hot! Hot!
What's up with that!
Why do you do that to us, three of you!
Don't do it!
It's unfair!
It's you!
Don't do it!
It's dangerous!
It's fire!
Don't do it!
I should have worn it!
It's scary!
Did we lose?
Unfortunately, you're 4th place!
We lost because we broke the rules!
Kuro-chan is a liar!
She broke the rules again and lost!
The second match is...
Oh, I see!
It's not over yet!
It's hot!
Nadal lost.
Only two people are left for the final match.
Music, start!
It's hot!
It's hot! It's hot! It's hot! It's hot! It's hot!
Mr. Zakosshon wins!
The average wage was really hard.
As an entertainer living on the average wage,
I had to go to the bathroom.
So I made a special bathroom for the show.
It's a simple bathroom, but I made it.
And I asked the manager to add water there.
I had to clean up the mess of the manager.
So I had to hand it over to the manager.
It was mentally tough.
But there was a long-term project.
I did it recently.
Christmas Challenge
Lock an entertainer in a room.
Christmas Challenge
I asked the water dispenser to collect it.
But I had to learn it.
There is a medicine that can be used for burning garbage.
You had know-how.
I had know-how.
It was hard to simulate.
There is a theory that standing or sitting is hard.
I had to simulate it with the staff.
I stood up.
I stood up and didn't walk a step.
I stood up for 10 hours without doing anything.
It's physically tough.
I couldn't walk.
I couldn't stand up.
It was mentally tough.
Christmas Challenge
This challenge was done with four types of standing and sitting.
What?
I can't do it.
Anthony sat down.
Hirako sat up.
Jun fell down.
I'll leave it to you.
I'm sorry.
O Tony, who was sitting in a chair, became the last one.
And he won, but Otony will have to challenge a record of 24 hours.
But...
But?
But...
Like a baby.
30 minutes after the collapse of the society,
O Tony, who was sleepy, became the last one.
Oh, no.
He'll fall.
Oh, no.
I'll be scolded again.
And the theory that I had a hard time with is...
It was a location where you could wear goods in cold places and see who could stand it the longest.
It was some kind of snowy mountain.
- What was it? Ten? - Fifteen degrees.
- Fifteen degrees below zero or something like that. - It was really cold.
It was so cold that we didn't know it was this cold.
We didn't know it was this cold until we went to the location.
When it was too cold, my phone would fall off and I couldn't turn it on.
I had to contact other people while we were filming.
"This person fell off." I couldn't get in touch with them at all.
- You couldn't use it? - It would fall off.
We had a battle to see who could stand it the longest.
At that time, we put circuits on our phones and checked if everyone was okay.
- You got some know-how. - We got some know-how.
- Are you a sushi expert? - Yes.
- Aren't you getting scolded a lot? - I'm getting scolded a lot.
Sushi won't flow.
- That's terrible. - It's really hard.
- It's different from a song that's flowing. - That's right.
It's confusing.
Of course, they had to put the sushi in the lane first.
This is the sushi expert who fell into a big chaos in the backyard.
- These two are really strong. - Please!
♫ I'm gaining strength while watching you ♫
♫ I'm feeling amazed when you show me the way ♫
♫ I'm exciting while singing that song ♫
♫ My heart is racing and I'm groaning ♫
♫ Sushi-kun, oh! ♫
Let's go downstairs.
It's here, isn't it?
Wow!
I can't drink it all!
Wow!
Oh, it's time.
There's still time.
I want to eat more.
You can do it!
Oh, you're eating it all!
She ate it all by herself!
Here you go, Misa!
She's eating it all!
Wow!
She ate it all!
We often do this show, "24-hour endurance", don't we?
Yes, we do.
We did a show where we had to eat everything that was shown on TV for 24 hours.
It was like a six-song dish.
But we had to keep eating the same food for 24 hours.
If we didn't eat it, it would keep accumulating.
But we had to eat it as soon as it aired, didn't we?
We suddenly had Kobe beef.
But we didn't have Kobe beef.
We went shopping a lot on the way.
Yes, we went shopping a lot.
I remember there was a time when we went grocery shopping.
We were like, "Can we go grocery shopping?"
Can we go grocery shopping in this season?
Can we go grocery shopping?
We were like, "Can we sell it in the first place?"
We had to switch staffs and rest.
We were supposed to wake up, but we couldn't wake up.
One time, one of the actors had already passed away.
But everyone was sleeping at home.
Before that, one of the actors passed away.
It happened a lot.
What else?
It was hard.
If you post it on social media, you can meet celebrities.
We set up a meeting room and a meeting room headquarters.
We called detectives and asked them to stay there all the time.
Two ADs and detectives stayed there all the time with celebrities.
Twitter, Instagram, everything.
If we got any location-like information, we wanted to check it out right away.
When we went there, there weren't many people there.
It was hard.
That was Kuro-chan's first Twitter.
Kuro-chan's special Twitter situation was revealed.
This led to a social media collaboration project.
What else?
It's called "Real Slamduck Millionaire".
It's a quiz about what happened in a week.
You have to pretend like you're in a quiz for a week.
There are three participants.
You have to pretend like you're in a quiz for a week.
It's three times harder than shooting.
In the project, there's an important person who can be a hint for the quiz.
He's a man with a mascot and no teeth.
Again?
He appears in the project.
We decided to do it.
We looked for a man with no teeth.
But we couldn't find him at the extra agency or the actor's agency.
We looked for him until just before the shoot.
But we couldn't find him.
We went to the agency and asked if we could cast him.
We asked if we could just cast him.
It's called "Real Slamduck Millionaire".
We asked the actor for his voice.
He said he wanted me to act as a prankster.
I didn't know what he was saying.
It was hard for us to ask him to cast us.
But you were good at acting.
Yes, I was good at it.
I'm glad you were quick at swallowing.
This is the prankster we're looking for.
Oh, I'm sorry.
You're Mr. Komiya, right?
Yes, I am.
I thought you were someone else.
Thank you.
Really?
I thought you were someone else.
You're Nobu, right?
Yes, I am.
I'm a fan of you.
Thank you.
I've been a fan of you since you debuted.
You're so cute!
You're good at it.
You're cute!
He was a super amateur who made Hamada growl in the studio.
It's like a daily life in a house of tsukkomi, but with a tsukkomi antenna.
It's like pranking people while sticking to them all day.
It's so hard.
Like, you go into the private room and make a fake phone call.
Like, "I'm on my way back to Shibuya now."
Excuse me, I'm on my way back to Shibuya now.
You're lying a lot!
That phone call was me.
That phone call was you.
That phone call was me.
I had to find out if Kazuo Yumezu was wearing a red and black border shirt even in his private life.
Yumezu is not a talent.
So, I had to make him stick to me and see what he was wearing.
Some people didn't even come to me for a day.
When I thought he was coming out, I went to Takao- san and chased him.
It was hard to make him stick to me like that.
By the way, since it was winter, it was hard to find out if he was wearing a red and black border shirt.
He's amazing.
But then, Yumezu went into a cafe.
This is his chance.
This is Yumezu, right?
Oh, he took it off.
He took it off!
But...
He took it inside out.
That day, he couldn't confirm the red and white border.
And then, after a week of searching, he found out that it was a complete set up.
But he couldn't confirm the crucial border.
Moreover, of course, he himself asked for permission to film.
You know "everyone's theory special", "one grain per ten seconds" series, right?
If it's one grain per ten seconds, you can keep eating even if it's rice.
We set up a system that goes around once every ten seconds.
There are staffs who only do things like putting rice in when a plate comes around.
It's not a location where such interesting things happen.
The staffs have to do things like putting rice in once every ten seconds for ten hours.
It makes you go crazy.
He was angry at me for putting two grains of rice in.
One grain per ten seconds challenge made Otony eat more and more rice.
After nine hours, something changed.
What could it be?
What?
I've heard that carbohydrates make you sleepy.
I'm sleepy.
What?
Sleepy?
When they got here, their unexpected enemy, watermelon, started attacking Otony.
Hey!
Wake up!
Oh no!
Hey!
From the start, it's been 11 hours and 7 minutes.
He's 42 years old.
What is this?
He's never been out of work.
What is this?
Damn it!
This is the worst.
I think large scale locations are tough.
We're going to do a special project for "kochikame".
We're going to do a project about
if playing golf in the city
makes it more interesting.
We're going to do it.
But there's no city that allows you to play golf in the first place.
Because it's a manga story.
We're going to do that project.
So we're thinking of doing it
in the first island of Atami.
So we tried it in various places.
But there wasn't a place for it.
So we did it in
the first island of Atami.
In the first island,
we asked people in all generations
what we were going to do.
We've been there 5 or 6 times.
We did it in a complete state.
But then the typhoon came closer.
So we ended up playing golf
It was pretty tough to play golf in the park.
No matter how you look at it, it hits you in the arm.
This location was realized with the cooperation of Atami City, a strong ally of variety production.
Wow!
It went in!
Here, here, here!
It went over the roof!
It hit it! It hit it!
You're the worst!
But it hit it really well!
Even though they were confused about an impossible street course,
both teams continued to advance the ball little by little.
For about two hours and forty-two pitches, street golf was over.
Nice!
This is also a 24-hour course, but it was really tough because of what I did.
I didn't know you could live 24 hours on a bicycle.
Actually, the leader went for 24 hours, but in the second half of the course, the leader was just riding a bicycle in a circle.
It's over when you get your feet on it, so you're just taking your leader's feet like this.
It's always the same movement.
It's really cold and it's midwinter and the staff is resting, but it's so cold that they left the hot water stove.
Everyone sleeps in the mirror near the hot water stove, so the bench coat I was wearing burns.
It's a little bit of a blur.
This is the leader's 24-hour achievement scene where he keeps taking his feet but never steps on them.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
All right!
It's a little low.
The leader achieved a 24-hour bicycle life.
It's low.
So, it's a great theory.
Thank you!
It's amazing.
After this, you go to a secret station and wait for someone.
This is true.
Any other difficult theories?
Miyagi-san will definitely have Kuro-chan do it.
Kuro-chan's physical condition is similar.
According to Future Kuro-chan's theory, Kuro-chan sleeps on a board hanging from the ceiling and is hanged.
That's tough, too.
He's done a lot of simulations of Kuro-chan's punishment.
While I wasn't aware of the simulation, I became the target.
There's a prank where you put "idiot" behind you.
I put "idiot" behind me to see if you really didn't notice it.
But you didn't notice it for a long time.
It's funny.
You make serious calls in the staff room and say "idiot" and "idiot" and "idiot" and "idiot" and "idiot" and "idiot".
I'm in the middle of a simulation, so please don't let me go.
If you go out and buy it somewhere, you'll lose it, right?
As expected of you.
Such "idiot" hanging verification.
In the actual show...
They put "idiot" behind Ekistora, who they called out for fake coverage, and started the investigation.
"idiot", "take-off"
However...
Wow, it's a bicycle!
The bicycle moved!
This is completely unexpected!
They ran and chased, but...
They completely lost sight of it.
For now, they rush into the taxi in a hurry.
They hurry in the direction where the target has disappeared.
Then...
They found "idiot"!
No, it's not idiot!
They were riding a bicycle with a sticker on it.
There's a sticker that says 'idiot' on your back.
With a light gear, they head west along Aoyama Street.
Idiot
Take-off
Is it okay?
This is how you do it!
You have to take it off!
Then, after 3 hours of verification...
You're carrying a backpack.
He picked up his backpack from the locker.
Now, there's almost no chance of being caught by others.
I see.
This is not good.
After that, he made him ride his bike carefully.
He chased the idiot who kept riding north.
No, it's not like that anymore.
And finally, he arrived at home.
He kept riding his bike.
And now...
I can't catch him as soon as I noticed it.
Good evening.
This is "Downtown" next Friday.
Yes.
Can you show me your jacket?
I can't catch you.
I see.
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Are you mad at me?
Yes, I am.
It's like you're putting a carrot in front of a horse.
You're going crazy.
In terms of the simulation, the most painful one for me was...
"Hunger" and "Satisfaction", which one is more painful for you?
You eat something once an hour.
And you don't eat for a long time.
Which one is more painful for you?
At that time, Kisano-san and I were doing it.
Kisano-san said, "Then, I'll do "Hunger"."
She said, "Do "Satisfaction"."
I didn't realize it at that time.
I ate pizza and pasta once an hour.
In the end, I ate it about 15 times and gave up.
I told Kisano-san that I couldn't do it for the 10th time.
But she said, "No, you can do it."
You don't look like you can do it.
You had a fight here.
No, you can do it.
Don't give up.
No, you can do it.
You can't do it, right?
We had a fight.
That's why I gained 100kg.
Weight.
100kg.
I won't go back.
You won't go back.
I don't know.
Two bikers had a hunger-to-fullness battle.
As you can see, Nishimura ate 19 hours worth of food.
His total weight is about 4kg.
His calorie is 6485kcal.
And this is his 20th meal.
If he can't finish the next meal in an hour, he will be disqualified.
Are you kidding me?
10 seconds left.
He can't finish it in an hour.
10 seconds left.
I can't do it.
His weight is over 100kg.
It's over.
I couldn't do it.
Let me tell you something surprising.
I'm not hungry at all now.
I'm not hungry at all.
Why is that?
I'm not hungry at all.
Why is that?
I had another crazy situation.
I went into a 5 meter deep diving pool called "smoggy quiz" and there was a quiz problem.
The deeper you go, the easier the problem is, and the more difficult the problem is.
I did it with a person named Furukawa-san of "oak quiz oak" called "quiz oak" to answer the quiz problem.
He told me that I had to do this simulation and asked me how deep I could dive.
I've never done it before, but for the time being, I didn't put anything on it and dove in.
It was 3 meters deep and my neck suddenly became swollen.
Did it hurt?
It hurt and my mouth opened and I was about to drown.
I've done a dangerous simulation where you can't go up.
I did a simulation myself, too.
It's called "smoggy quiz oak".
There was a competition where about 50 comedians decided who would live in the smoggy pool where Kasuga- san used to live in.
In that competition, there was something like a "sand beach flag".
It's a competition where you climb up from a sandy state and do a beach flag.
At first, I thought it would be more interesting to do it with my whole body covered in sand.
I didn't know how dangerous it was, including safety checks and the amount of sand.
I decided to do it once in the simulation and I did it.
I had to cover my whole body and secure the orbit.
I extended the front of my snorkel with a hose and did it while I could breathe.
I was surprised at how heavy it was.
I could breathe, but I couldn't move at all.
I couldn't even go up.
I was really anxious.
Here is the actual simulation video.
All right, let's do it!
It's coming from the side.
Pull your chin.
You're completely covered in sweat.
I'm going now.
Huh?
Are you okay?
Your legs are shaking.
No, no.
Huh? No way!
No way!
What? What?
Your face!
What?
Don't compare yourself.
Why?
Why? Why?
Why? Why? Why?
What's wrong?
It's been a while.
Huh? What? What?
What? What?
You're covered in sweat.
Even if it's narrow, you can't do it, can you?
No, it's not impossible.
It doesn't go up at all, though.
So, for the actual shooting, we decided to show our faces properly.
So, without anyone getting hurt, we did the shooting safely.
I hope it's fun today.
You're right.
It's a new one, right?
Yes.
Next time, it's finally been three months since the new film "on air"!
The most interesting moment for an entertainer so far is...
"Anyone can tell it's funny" theory part 4!
I'm hungry now.
Also...
"XX relay" and "XX connection" were popular on the internet.
Let's investigate the end of those relays, which were popular during self-restraint!
"The Past Broadcast Club" is now on Parabi!