AISubs v3.5
Can I take it now?
No one is saying anything!
I'll take it! I'll take it!
It's fine, right?
I'll take it!
It's fine, right?
What's this?
Huh?
Huh? Wait, wait, wait! What's this?
Huh?
Is it on now?
Huh?
What's going on?
Is it "emergency stay home" tonight?
Will you decide all of Kuro-chan's actions for the viewers?
Will you? Will you?
What's going on?!
Huh? Is this a live broadcast? They're saying it's a live broadcast.
There are four choices for you to decide Kuro- chan's actions on the screen.
Viewers, please press the "d" button and participate.
"Viewers, please press the "d" button and participate."
Huh? What?
Is this a live broadcast?
What kind of choice is this?!
I'd like to get started, but...
I don't know what you're talking about!
First of all, what do you do?
Do you change?
Do you wear a mask?
Do you do muscle training?
Do you cleanse your body?
"Do you cleanse your body?" What does that mean?
Huh? What is this?
What do you do? Do you choose?
Huh? Wait, is this the first one?
Wait, what does "cleanse your body" mean?
Huh? Has it started?
Huh? Wait, wait, what is this?
It seems like it says "end" or something.
Huh?
Huh? "Cleanse your body." Yellow.
Huh? What does "cleanse your body" mean?
Wait, I'm not dirty, so you don't need to cleanse me!
Wait, I don't know what you're talking about!
Why do you cleanse me? Shower? Salt? Alcohol? Rice?
Wait, I really don't know!
What's alcohol? What's rice?
I don't have a weakness for salt!
I don't know!
Wow, you guys are participating a lot!
Salt?!
What do you mean you cleanse me with salt? Shower?
Are you serious?!
Wait, I'm not dirty!
Salt...
What do you mean you cleanse me?!
Please cleanse me!
Do you want me to sprinkle salt?!
Wait, this is my house!
This is my house!
Do you cleanse me?! Do you want me to sprinkle salt?!
What is this?!
You don't need to cleanse me!
Ah! Ah! Ah! But I feel like... I feel like I'm better!
My eyes hurt! My eyes hurt!
My hands are still...
Wait, what is this?! Ah, I'm really dirty!
Change clothes? Put on a mask?
No, you just cleansed me!
You did it!
What do you mean?!
I've already cleansed you!
What do you mean you put on a mask?!
What do you want me to change into?!
I turned it off! I did it! I did it!
I did it!
Wait! Wait!
Didn't I do it just now?
This is...
Huh?
Repeat broadcast?
It's like a decepticon!
Wait! It's so slippery!
Wait! I really don't know what "sake" means!
Huh?
I already cleaned it once!
Sake?!
How do you clean it with sake?!
Sake?!
What do you mean you can clean it with sake?!
Is... Is this okay?
Sake?!
I brought sake with me!
But it's dangerous to pour it!
Hurry up!
Ouch!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
It's clean now! I can't clean it up anymore!
It felt like a poisonous sting.
Put on a mask...
I did it! I did it just now!
I did it just now!
I did it!
Why do I have to do it again?!
Wait a minute! I did it! I did it with salt!
Wait a minute!
Wait! I've cleaned up!
I've cleaned up!
Hey!
I've cleaned up!
Wait! It hurts me!
Hey! It's getting dirty!
It smells like alcohol!
Why do I have to do it again?!
I've done it!
Clothes...
Hey! Choose properly!
What is "properly"?
Rice?!
What do you mean "clean up with rice"?
Isn't it weird to say "please clean up quickly"?
What do you mean "clean up with rice"?
What is...
What is...this?
Whose words are these?!
Ah, ah, ah, clean up, clean up!
It's going to be a good one, it's going to be a good one, it's already clean up, it's going to be clean up, stop it!
Ah, ah, you're right! Somehow, it's amazing!
No, let's go to the next one!
I'm still doing it!
Why do you have to do this?
No, impersonation, I'm impersonating!
Kuro-chan, you're not good at it!
Ah, ah, rice, ah, rice, ah, rice, ah, ah, ah, a little more...
A mouse is coming!
Eh, wait, I don't know Takeda Tetsuya-san's place!
Hiromigo...
Eh, I don't know this place!
There's no impersonation place, you know!
Eh, wait...
If it's not Takeda Tetsuya...
You don't like it?
Oh, I was going to do it now.
What is it, rotten mandarin?
I won't die!
You don't look like it at all. You're not good at it.
I can't look at you. It's this voice.
This time I'm confident in impersonating.
If you can impersonate it, I'll tell you four people.
Impersonate?
Killer Gun?
Tama-chan?
Who is it? Four people is quite a lot, isn't it?
Mr. Tanaka Makiko.
Mr. Yamamoto Kotetsu.
Kano?
I told you, but you're young.
It comes out right away. Did you just say it's rotten?
Wait, what is it?
Amazing rice.
It looks like rice.
What is it?
I've never heard of it. Do you watch it?
Something fell.
Wait.
Is it bread?
Mr. Tanaka Makiko.
Okay, Tanaka Makiko.
Here we go.
Good evening! I am Tanaka Makiko!
My father was a corpse!
The end!
No, it's definitely wrong!
It's definitely wrong, this feeling!
Really?!
Eh, wait, what is this, really?!
I've never heard of this before!
Okay, I'm going to die here for now!
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
I don't know what this is about!
It's messed up!
This is amazing!
Eh, it's still recording! It's still recording!
Mixed juice?
Mixed juice?!
Wait a minute!
I was just cleaning up!
What do you mean you're going to make mixed juice?
What are you going to use as a base?
Normally you'd use mixed juice, right?
Well, you could use milk, but...
I've never had mixed juice with tea before!
You're going to make mixed juice?!
Right now?!
Hey!
Hey, wait a minute!
This...
Juice! Juice! If you want juice, juice!
Juice!
It's mixed juice!
No, wait a minute! You're losing milk!
Tea?!
Put it in the juicer and bring it to me!
Excuse me!
Wow, you know I have this at home?!
Wow, I'm really good at this!
What is this?!
Huh? Tea?!
I've never heard of tea as a base!
Are you going to bring it?!
Wow, this is...
It's all messed up!
What is this?! I don't know!
Is this going to make ultimate mixed juice?!
I'm not going to put it back in!
You're serious!
Who are you?!
Ah! More rice!
This is the worst!
I just put it in but...
Farmers will scold me!
I will eat it later!
What's next?
Cabbage?!
Wait, onion?
Wait, is it tea-based?
Huh?!
It's vegetable!
It's not mixed vegetables!
Onion?!
Wait, did you choose it properly?!
Onion is...
Huh?!
Are you kidding me?!
Onion...
What?
Do you really put it in?
Hey!
I'm cooking, so I have onions, but...
What?
This...
Don't you always cut it and put it in?
By hand?
I have to do it in detail.
Can I really eat this?
Will it be mixed juice?
Hurry up.
I did it.
Wow, I put too much.
It stinks.
I can't eat it.
I can't eat mayonnaise.
It will separate.
Wait, it's not mixed juice.
It's not juice.
I want ketchup.
Ketchup.
Is it ketchup?
Mentsuyu?
Yakiniku sauce?
It's not.
I can't grill it with onions.
What's this?
Yakiniku sauce.
Is it Chinese?
Hurry up.
Yakiniku sauce.
Do I put this?
But, how is it?
I want to make it delicious, so I'll think about it.
Hurry up.
Will it be mixed juice?
Is it Chinese?
A little more?
What should I put in the end?
No, raw egg is lucky!
Protein! Protein! Protein!
Absolutely protein! Absolutely protein!
Really!
It's already messed up so far, so absolutely protein is no good!
Hey! Absolutely!
A little more? A little more?
Protein! Protein! Protein!
Natto is no good! Natto is really all bad!
Hey! Hey! It's really no good!
It's really no good!
Hey! Hey!
It's already messed up!
Wait a minute!
Why do I have to drink this? Seriously!
Are you really thinking about me?
Are you kidding me?
It can't be good! It can't be good!
I brought it! I brought it! This is it, isn't it? Natto! Natto!
This? Is the camera here?
Of course
What does "of course" mean?
Did something come out of it?
Wait, this...
Wait, I have to dissolve this
If I put it in like this, it's definitely not good
Wait a minute...
I'm not telling you to hurry up!
Wait a minute, I have to put in some sauce or something
Ah, it flew away...
Ah, but...
Wait!
I'll put it in! If you say you'll put it in, I'll put it in!
It looks good for you! It looks good for you!
It looks good for you!
Oh!
The smell is better than I thought!
Grilled meat! Oh! The sauce for grilled meat is important!
Oh! The smell is totally different with the sauce for grilled meat!
Switch?
Please! Cheer up! It should be delicious! It should be delicious!
Oh, I didn't turn on the power for a moment!
Oh!
Smelly! Rattou smells bad! Rattou smells bad!
It's my first time doing this, but I've already switched it on and done it! It's done, right? It's done, right? It's definitely done! It's done, right?
In a cup?
Cup?
Like this, right?
Are you washing it?
Do you put it in here?
Wow, what's this?
This is not mixed juice.
Wow!
What should I do?
If I heat it up and drink it, won't it smell bad?
No, I won't drink it.
I don't know what it means to drink it secretly.
Who benefits from drinking it secretly?
Wow! The yakiniku sauce and natto are great. I'm winning.
Do I heat it up and drink it?
If I heat it up and drink it, won't it smell bad?
Do I heat it up and drink it?
If I heat it up and drink it, won't it smell bad?
Wait a minute.
A plate and a cup.
I don't care about it.
I don't know what it is.
Do I heat it up and drink it?
Microwave?
Two minutes?
I don't know if this bottle is safe or not.
Let's go to the next one while I'm heating it up.
No, I'll forget it.
Which one should I change from 5 seconds to the next scene?
"Somehow" or "Synthetic"?
I don't know what it is.
It's a fake one.
I've never used it.
I didn't say "scene" at all.
What kind of vote is it?
I don't know what it means.
Desane?
Please change "desane" to "desane".
Desane!
It's really hard to do.
I'm hungry.
Desane!
Got it! Desane!
It's already night, so I don't know the weather! Desane!
Wait a minute, Desane is very difficult! Desane!
Let's go to the next one! Desane!
Let's drink the juice I mentioned earlier! Desane!
It's still...
Has it been a long time? Desane!
I'll bring it! Desane!
Wow, it smells at this stage!
Did you smell the onion?
Did the smell change because you warmed it up?
Hot! Hot!
It stinks! It stinks a lot!
It stinks a lot! It stinks a lot! It stinks a lot!
It smells like the onion I didn't smell at all until now!
Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
Hot!
It stinks!
It stinks! Desane!
There's nowhere to put it!
Desane!
Do I drink it?
Wait! Desane!
It stinks a lot! Desane!
Hot! Hot!
Wow! It didn't smell like onion until now!
It stinks a lot!
Then I should drink it, right?
Um...
Ah...
It's not that bad after drinking it...
Ah...
But...
Ah...
Ah, it's bad!
Ah...
It's bad!
Ah...
The next one has already started!
Eh, what is this "call me"?
Eh?
Wait, wait, what is this?
Buy
Eh, should I buy a luncheon or something?
Eh?
Who is the first person to register their cell phone number?
No, I don't know what you're talking about...
You mean the first person?
Eh, wait...
Eh?
You don't know? Who is it?
No, I don't know!
Eh?
What? The first person to register their cell phone number?
Wait, this is crazy...
Ah...
There's a cell phone number, but can you really call someone?
The first person?
Eh, wait, but if it's really a crazy person, what do you do?
"Register" means...
You know...
Who is it?
You mean the first person, right?
Yes...
Y-you say it?
Aikawa Yuzuki-chan...
Y-you say it?
No, wait...
Yuzubon-chan...
Y-you say it?
Eh?
If you're connected, please confirm your cell phone number and put back the speaker.
Y-you say it?
Eh, I'll call!
I'll call!
Eh, who was it?
No, I haven't used it yet. Eh?
Is it this one?
Desane! Ah, I got it! Desane!
I'm going out, but somehow I'm going back...
Ah, hello! Desane!
Ah, Kuro-chan, Kuro-chan, Desane!
Um...
Long time no see! Desane!
Um...
Espo! Desane!
Um...
Just now, during a live broadcast...
Um...
I ended up calling you, Desane!
So...
Ah, D-Dana-san? Eh? Eh?
Dana-san, were you watching? Hm?
Ah, Desane...
Ah, yes, yes...
Um...
Sorry, Desane!
Um...
Can you put me on speaker and do a live broadcast?
Can you do it? Just a little, just a little!
I'm sorry!
Is it okay?
Is it okay? Is it okay?
I'm sorry!
Ah, it's on, it's on, it's on!
Um... Desane!
Thank you, Desane!
Desane?
Um...
How are you? How are you and your children? Desane?
Yes, I'm fine!
Um...
Next time, um...
Are you in Tokyo now, Desane?
Yes...
Next time, um...
I want you to introduce me to someone from Gravia, Desane!
Desane?
Yes...
Eh?
I introduced you to Hamada Shoko-tan!
Yes, Shoko-tan, yes!
Desane!
Eh? Eh? I'm sorry!
I got a call, so I'll hang up!
I'm sorry, Desane!
Wait a minute, I was told that I introduced you to Choco-chan!
Desane!
It's a little weird, isn't it?
Well, I'm going to the commercial, so I'll talk about the commercial...
Then, the continuation is after the commercial!
Wow wow wow!
Where and what to do next?
Hey, it's not a game!
I'm telling you, I'm starting now. You don't have to do it!
Hey, I'm starting the game on my own, but it's weird.
Even now, I'm on the phone on my own and it's a weird atmosphere.
If I didn't do it...
No, it's starting!
Did you hear me?
Where and what to do?
What do you mean "where and what to do"?
Front door, kitchen, bed...
The bed is here!
What do you mean "where and what to do"?
It's not "where and what to do", it's "what"!
What do you mean "where and what to do"?
What do you mean "where and what to do" after this?
If you say it like that, it's easy for me to understand.
I don't like dirt.
Where?
If you say "toilet", it's a secret place!
Desane?
Desane? Is it okay now?
Which one?
It's okay, right?
Toilet?
What do you want me to do?
Toilet?
Pillow, washing machine, manga, balance ball...
What?
Toilet?
Toilet...
Balance ball is really good.
I don't know what "toilet" and "balance ball" mean.
Wait, wait...
Pillow!
Look, it's Ran-chan's pillow!
Look, this one is definitely better!
Balance ball is scary, scary, scary...
It's kind of scary!
Manga too! Manga!
Wait, it's "dantotsu"!
Seriously, choose one properly!
What do you want me to do at the end? Choose one for me.
Hug you, lick you, get mad at you, cheer you on...
Balance...
Balance ball in the toilet?
No, choose one properly!
Licking you is...
Wait, wait! Licking me is...
I'm already a youkai if I do that!
Right?
Isn't it youkai?
No, it's not like that!
It's better if you hug me with all your heart!
Hey!
Lick me?
Lick a balance ball in the bathroom?
What kind of person is that?
Hey!
Hey, if you do that, you'll get a balance ball, right?
If you do that, you'll definitely get this!
If you're going to lick me, I'll take this with me!
I'll think about how to save my life, so I'll bring my savings!
Geez...
What's wrong with you?
Why?
What do you mean by licking me?
Hey!
B-bathroom...
Can you see me?
You can't see me, right?
I can't see you at all!
It's too small!
Kuro-chan, you know...
From the bottom of my heart...
Even if you have to save money and lick me...
If you don't remember...
You won't be a burden for the children!
Is it that camera?
Can you see me?
This? If you can see me, it's here, right?
I'll lick you!
You want me to lick you, right?
Make sure you choose the right one!
Balance ball...
Ah...
Ah!
Amazing!
Right?
What?
To be honest, how was it?
Let's go on a date
I did what you told me to do.
Did you like it?
I don't like it at all.
Rock-paper-scissors with viewers?
Rock-paper-scissors? I'll do it.
If you win, you get a gift. If you lose, you play a penalty game.
If I win, you give me a gift?
Is it really a good thing?
If it is, I'll do it.
What is a penalty game?
First, draw an air balloon so that the camera can see it.
Draw it on paper?
Paper...
If you win, you get a gift. If you lose, you play a penalty game.
I'll go to the back.
To this?
I put it on.
You can't see the camera, right?
You can't show me, right?
You don't have to see me.
Rock-paper-scissors.
I'll definitely win.
This one.
I think this one is worth it.
I'll write it down.
What did I write?
I wrote it!
I will win for sure!
I will win!
I wrote it!
I don't know if it's a miracle or not, but I wrote it upside down.
Upside down.
How long will this go on?
It smells really bad.
Wait, what?
Can I use "pa"? The answer of "pa"?
Here we go!
Rock, paper, scissors!
You lost! You lost, Shinyo!
Why? Did you know? Did you know?
Could you see behind you?
No, I showed you the paper.
You lost, so it's a penalty game?
My stomach hurts so much.
What's a penalty game?
Huh?
What?
I have to open my face?
Open my face and pen?
Wait, wait.
Face tape?
I don't like this.
This is a real penalty game.
Wait, wait.
What is this?
What's the goal?
Hey!
I'm just sitting normally but...
Huh?
What?
I'm taking half of it!
My back?
I have a gum tape.
What is this?
I should do it, right?
If you do it, react properly!
React!
What?
It's not a waste of hair.
It's not a waste of my back hair.
It's my back hair.
It's an important part of my body.
I can't go back.
It's growing like that.
What should I do?
Wow!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
It hurts in my stomach.
If you do it, you should react properly.
Everyone said it.
I'm going!
I'm going to do it.
One, two!
Oh, I see.
From below.
Let's do it!
One, two!
Ouch!
Wait a minute.
It's not working out.
I have to do it properly.
It's no good if it doesn't work out.
Wait a minute.
But next... I'm doing it! I'm doing it now!
I'm doing it! It's okay if I lose in a roundabout way, right?
It's okay if I lose in a roundabout way, right?
Hide-and-seek competition?
Wait, wait... I don't know!
Hide-and-seek competition is...
I'm going to hide somewhere in the room during the competition,
so everyone, please guess where I'm hiding during the competition!
I'm going to hide! I'm going to hide!
Is it okay if I don't take this?
Hey! Hey! Is this for the competition?
Okay! It's for the competition!
I have a lot of carrots and flowers!
I can also see your back!
This program was brought to you by the following sponsors.
Where did Kuro-chan hide?
Can you guess it?
Here it is!
Do you understand?
Now...
Did you get it?
What?
Now, it's time for the correct answer!
Are you ready?
Let's go! The correct answer is...
Ta-dah!
I got it right!
What? You didn't know, did you?
How did you know?
What's a penalty game?
You've done it many times!
All of them are penalty games!
You haven't done this one yet!
Don't you have to do it?
This is dangerous...
How did you know?
Don't drop a dumbbell on your stomach!
Wait a minute!
Think about it!
Are you human?
Are you really human?
It's dangerous to drop a cup over your head!
Dumbbell...
What's wrong with you?
You dropped a dumbbell on your stomach!
Wait a minute!
I took off my clothes!
I'll do it!
I'm scared!
I'll do it!
Ouch!
My stomach hurts!
It hurts!
It hurts a lot!
It hurts!
What?
Is this a show?
I can't get it out of my head!
You've done it before!
You've done it!
But...
The words are difficult!
The words are different from before!
You said "designer", didn't you?
What?
I've never said such a word!
I've never said "I'm telling you!"
What?
No, you said "I'm telling you!"
And...
What?
You said you'd get a 100,000 yen challenge!
Really?
I'm telling you!
Then I'll do my best!
I'm telling you!
Hurry up and say the last question!
I'm telling you!
Wait a minute! Hurry up!
I'm telling you!
What?
I'm telling you to drink mixed juice!
I'm telling you to gain one kilogram of weight!
You can't destroy it with your bare hands!
I'm telling you!
What?
Do you confess on the phone?
You did it earlier!
I'm telling you!
What?
I can't drink mixed juice!
I'm telling you!
You can't do it with your bare hands!
I'm telling you!
Wait a minute!
I'm telling you!
100,000 yen!
Is there no more time?
Hey!
I'm telling you!
After the commercial, the challenge will start.
I'm telling you!
Next is the commercial!
I'm telling you!
I want a girlfriend!
There's no more time!
I'll call my favorite cabaret girl!
Cabaret girl!
I'm telling you!
There's no more time!
I'm telling you!
I'm using it!
I'm telling you!
Get out of there! Get out of there! Get out of there!
I'm telling you!
I don't have much time!
A little more!
Cabbage! Cabbage!
Are you working now?
Is it an online cab?
Cabbage!
Aren't you coming out? Aren't you coming out?
I don't have much time!
I'm telling you!
Wait a minute!
A different one! A different one! A different one!
Wait a minute! It costs 100,000 yen!
I don't have much time!
I'll call Ran-chan!
Ran-chan! How are you?
Ran-chan! I want you to go out with me!
I've always liked you, so I want you to go out with me.
I'm not kidding. I really like you.
I'm sorry. Is it okay for me to use a speakerphone?
I'm sorry.
Ran-chan!
Yes?
I'm telling you.
I was watching you.
You were watching me?
I'm telling you.
Yes.
I'm telling you that you've always liked me.
That's why...
Go out with me.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm serious! I'm going to buy you a new ring.
That's what I'm saying.
I'll give you 100,000 yen!
Really?
I'll give you 100,000 yen!
I'll give you 100,000 yen right away!
Please!
It's about to end! Please go out with me!
That's what I'm saying.
Oh, please answer me! Please answer me!
- Because you look like Kokipe of Nine Inch Nails. - I'm telling you, but...
No, it's true, so 100,000... 100,000... 200,000!
I'm telling you, but...
Hey, wait! I don't have time, so I'm coming! I'm coming!
Please! Last one! Please! Go out with me!
I'm telling you, but...