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It's a pain in the ass
I don't like it
It's like Hamada and Yoshino are here
I don't care
I don't care at all
It's a pain in the ass
Who is it? I know who it is
Let's go
Let's get excited and go
Get excited
What do you hate?
What are you doing?
This time, it's been a year since we brought the second episode of that show
Here it is
Paneler's Theory Verification Special
That kind of thing
The one where you speak with your head
That's right
I don't think viewers know this
When we started the show, we asked guests if they had any theories they wanted us to verify
Even though we asked them thoroughly, we didn't use any of them
But there are some that we think we can do
That's right
A little over a year ago, we collected those theories and did it
Do you remember?
I don't remember
It's gone from my memories
But it's been about a year since the last episode
The theories that were announced in the opening talk of the show have been collected again
So, tonight, we will introduce and verify those "paneler's theory"
Paneler's Theory Verification Special
First of all, one theater's theory.
"This year's wind is coming only from my throat, isn't it?" theory.
What is it?
Speaking of wind...
This year's wind is coming only from my throat, isn't it?
I hear it every year.
Well, I say it in commercials, but...
Is it?
This year's wind is coming from heat and finally from my throat.
Is there such a thing?
I don't think so.
First of all, from your throat.
This year's wind is coming only from my throat.
Sometimes it's like a flower, but in the end it's from my throat.
What is it?
It's true.
So I'm going to stop this useless conversation.
It's my wish.
Next is "Banana Man and then..." theory.
When I worked with Mr. Ikkou, I thought...
Mr. Ikkou, you try to talk very nicely with hot dogs.
What is it?
He has that channel, doesn't he?
When I was talking with Mr. Ikkou, I suddenly realized that he was trying to talk nicely with hot dogs.
Old stories.
That's the theory.
Hot dogs?
Not hot dogs.
It's a natural flow of conversation.
When I couldn't eat hot dogs in the past, I suddenly realized that he was trying to talk nicely with hot dogs.
Next is "Odagiri Joe's theory."
There is tasteless spaghetti in the lunch box, isn't there?
Yes, there is.
Under the hamburger.
The white one?
Under the fried food.
Yes, yes.
Isn't there anyone who likes that?
I don't know about that, but...
No, no, that's a little...
If you mention it...
If you have it, please call me.
Call me.
Next is "Ayano Koji Joe's theory."
The current middle school student and recent human extinction theory.
I haven't seen it for a long time.
That's right.
I don't think there is anyone like that.
When I was in my late 20s, I saw a person with this hairstyle for the first time in my life.
I thought it was cool and admired it.
But after a period of time, it's really extinct.
Isn't there anyone like that in the countryside?
I don't think there is anyone like that in my hometown of Kisara.
It happens once in a blue moon.
It happens mainly in North Kyushu, but it only happens in that area.
Next up is Tetsuro Degawa's theory.
What I've been thinking lately is that young people who have been pranked
are happier on Wednesdays than on Sundays.
No, no, first of all, as a basis of a prank, you have to say "Hey!" but on Wednesdays you say "Whoa!"
The joy of being able to go out on Wednesdays wins the theory.
Tetsuro, you have a loud voice.
I'm sorry.
You're starting to sound like a blockbuster.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Next up is Speed Wagon Ozawa's theory.
It's faster for a first-class celebrity to go home after a shoot.
Is it faster for you, or for me?
No, it's faster for you.
Speaking of this show.
Oh, I'm fast for this show.
Is it different for each show?
It's different for me.
This show is Hawaii.
Hawaii! Hawaii! Hawaii!
Why?!
This show is Hawaii!
That's right.
What? What? What?
In a way.
Japan! Japan!
In a way!
In a way?!
In a way, I think this show is Hawaii.
It's warm!
And the theory that was actually verified from this show is...
This one.
It's faster for a first-class celebrity to go out on Wednesdays wins the theory.
It's true that this theory, which was used for "Shimofuri Myoujou" right after winning "M-ONE"...
Oh, you're waiting for a talent during a shoot.
I can't eat anymore!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
What is this?
Actually, this is Wednesday's "Downtown".
Is it for real?
Yes, it is.
Really?
All right!
I'll do it! I'll do it!
That's not what happened.
Take it off! Take it off!
All right!
This time, we will target three young entertainers who have little TV appearances.
First of all, we will call out a naked man who came out of a box as a setter of a fake prank project.
Wow! That sounds good!
We will rip off the backs of the candidates and entertainers!
We will show you the seriousness of the seventh generation!
No, we just came out and surprised you.
Well, I think you'll be here soon, so let's get started.
First of all, we will call out a naked man who came out of a box as a setter of a fake prank project.
And...
I'm carrying it.
Wait a minute!
I didn't think it would move!
It didn't move at all!
Wow, this is scary!
This is scary!
Wow, wow, this is scary!
I'm really scared of this kind of thing!
We will lock the box and load it into the car.
What do you mean?!
We will drive around Midoriyama Studio like that for an hour.
No, this is a little...
It's too long!
How far are we going?
And we will stay in this empty place for another hour.
Wow!
Two hours!
Where are we?
Fuji-san...
What are you thinking?
Somebody!
Help me!
I'm hungry...
Mom...
I'm hungry!
When they increased Ikari's mood, the verification stand-by is complete.
I see.
But it's good that you chased me all the way here.
Eat up!
Ikari, eat up!
Ikari, who was caught in this uselessly harsh prank, and Yorokobi, who appeared in "Downtown" on Wednesday, which one will win?
I see.
I'm really hungry.
First of all, "the mommy" Sakai.
It's scary, isn't it?
It's cold.
Where is it?
Walking around Midoriyama Studio like that for an hour and fifteen minutes.
I don't know where it is.
It's cold!
Sakai finally found the camera, but...
What is this?
Actually, this is "Downtown" on Wednesday.
What?!
It's "Downtown" on Wednesday.
Wait a minute!
What?!
Wait a minute...
I feel weird right now!
What do you mean?
I feel...
I feel frustrated and happy...
I feel like I'm going to puke.
Bad feelings and happy feelings...
Which one is winning?
You won.
It's a victory of joy, isn't it?
Right now, I'm happy about 100%.
I'm angry about 0%.
What?!
Don't compare it!
What?!
It's a victory of joy, isn't it?
And to tell you this theory...
It was a theory, but...
How is it?
It's overwhelming.
I'm a little embarrassed.
I'm embarrassed...
What are you thinking?!
I'm not thinking of anything!
Yashin Geiru Dance
What is it?
Actually, this is "Downtown" on Wednesday.
How do you feel right now?
It's the worst!
I still feel like I can go out to "Downtown" on Wednesday.
In percentage...
I feel like I can go out to "Downtown" on Wednesday.
It's the worst!
What?!
It's the worst!
Is it right?
I thought it was the opposite.
So, the last one is...
Takao Kishi's "Takao".
What are you doing?
What are you doing?!
Are you angry?!
I'm angry!
Actually, it's Wednesday's "downtown".
Wednesday's "downtown"?!
What are you doing?!
He's happy!
How did you feel when you went to the show?
I was happy.
Are you crying?
Of course I'm crying!
What made you cry?
Many things...
I was scared...
But I did it anyway.
I like "downtown".
I'm doing comedy.
But I can't do it.
I don't know why...
But I'm happy.
So...
Everyone was happier than angry.
Next is...
Fujiwara Haranishi's theory.
Everyone thinks...
Osaka's downtown is funny.
Yes, it is.
But I don't think it's funny.
We use funny things from TV.
It's good for health.
We interview 100 people...
And only 3 of them get on the downtown.
Do you know what "downtown" means?
It's like...
If you say "bang"...
Wow! I got hit!
But there's no such thing.
There's no such thing.
There were shows like that in the past, but I guess they're going back to their homes.
That's right.
If you say "bang", the show would go on, but...
Huh?
What's up with you?
They'd call you like that.
But you can't say it in your own house.
I see.
In your own house.
So if you say "I'm going to do it in my own house" in front of 100 people in a row,
there'd only be 2 or 3 people.
So if you say "don't do it in your own house" in front of 100 people in a row...
Next up is Chihara Seiji's theory.
It's more of a hassle to apply for a visa in a country where you don't have much to do.
What?!
Where are you?!
It doesn't matter where you are or what your final year of school is like.
Also, in a poor country, in the case of a married couple, it doesn't matter how much you weigh.
It's quite different in summer and winter.
That's true.
How much do you weigh in summer?
Well, about 50kg or so.
I'm not interested in you, so go away!
Next up is the story of Yuki Poyo.
In a shopping mall in Ibaraki Prefecture, there are still girls who wear kitties, dress up and sit on the floor.
Girls?!
There used to be a lot of them back in the day.
But now, only in Ibaraki Prefecture, there are still girls like that.
Kitty-san?
Kitty-chan's...san...dal?
Yes, that's right. Kitty-chan's healthy san.
Are you adding "chan" to "san"?!
Next up is the story of Yuu Takahashi.
You know the number of a car, right?
The number of that car is 3-1-1-0.
That's the story of Saito-san.
If you're celebrating someone's birthday or something like that, you know what I'm talking about.
You know how you give out your wish number, right?
I was wondering what 3-1-1-0 meant with my wish number.
And I thought, "Oh, it's Saito-san!"
Have you ever confirmed that?
No, I haven't.
That's why I want you to do it here.
Please do it yourself.
Do it yourself.
Ask him if it's Saito-san.
I can't ask you that.
I can't do something like that either.
No, you can't!
I'm curious about Saito-san's feelings.
Next up is the story of Fujiwara Fujimoto.
The more people wear masks, the less of a talent you are.
What do you mean by "more of a talent"?
It's like, "What's up with you?"
Yeah, it's like, "Are you getting drunk or something?"
Yeah, but aren't there a lot of comedians?
Who did you see?
Um... Nichio Kenji and Kokori and stuff.
Just knowing them makes me mad!
What do you know?!
Next up is First Summer Uika's theory.
Everyone, can you sing any school song?
Of course we can!
What song is it?
I remember it.
Is it from elementary school?
It's either elementary school.
It's a theory that you can only sing school songs from elementary school.
A theory that you can only sing school songs from middle school.
Yeah, elementary, middle and high school.
There should be at least one, but...
I don't remember any school song that's close to my memory,
but I can sing school songs from elementary school.
That's possible.
But you can sing middle school songs, right?
If you tell me the song title, I can sing it.
I can't do it right now.
Oh, you know it?
You know it?
Yeah, I know it.
Chikamatsura that remains in history...
I don't know it!
You don't know it?!
You don't know middle school songs?!
Everyone knows it!
Next up is a theory that was actually tested.
Here it is.
Osaka's old men.
In fact, it's not that funny.
That's true.
That's why, in a shopping district where Osaka's locals gather a lot,
100 people have been burned in a row.
Just how many old men would react like that?
I'm talking about old men.
I'm sorry, I'm in a hurry.
It's very funny.
I'm in a hurry.
I'm sorry.
You're using up all of it.
What?
19 people were refused to record in a row.
You're not good at driving!
And...
Could you give me a little more time for an interview?
Is it okay for you?
Yes.
Just a little more.
It's her first time being interviewed in Europe.
You're not in a good mood.
I'm sorry.
Bang!
What was that?
She didn't react.
You're mean!
So, from now on...
Please watch the people who interviewed her in no cut.
Really?
Bang!
She didn't react.
Bang!
She was doing that on TV.
Bang!
I'm sorry.
Bang!
What's wrong?
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
I don't like it.
I'm being hit.
I can't do it.
Bang!
She didn't react.
Bang!
She didn't react.
Bang!
Amazing!
Bang!
She was hit.
So, Osaka's old lady team basically refused to interview.
Osaka's old lady team, right?
The staff is also evil.
But it's not like that usually.
But you have to have a certain amount of entertainers do it.
That's right.
If Tarzin does it, everything will change.
Kid, no one knows Tarzin.
What?!
You don't watch TV, young man?!
No, I don't.
Tarzin, you don't watch it.
That's right.
Even in Osaka.
That's right.
Hey!
How about the others?
What were you doing in the last five years?!
I was really angry!
What were you doing to the staff?
We can't say it, of course.
But it was a little funny.
His emotions were completely shaken.
In a sense, it was heart-warming.
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
Thank you, but...
What?
Who are you talking to?!
Next is "Masuda, Okada, Okada's theory".
I said it three times already.
Even though you cut your hair and say "yes! It's perfect!",
you still don't have it, do you?!
Well, well, well...
It's not like you have a hundred percent, but it's like you don't have a hundred percent.
That's what I said when I was in middle school and when I said it three times this year.
Not only do you not have a hundred percent, but you have about fifteen percent!
You have it when you're fifteen percent!
That first bread, huh?!
Five percent! Five percent!
Seriously, you don't have it!
Next is "Miyagawa, Daisuke's theory".
There's something like "hongawa", right? Like "hongawa"'s glove, for example.
If you keep cutting it like that,
you might not be able to eat it in the end.
Since it's "hongawa",
it's like cow's skin, right?
So if you fry it like this and fry it in oil and stuff,
you might not be able to eat it in one bite.
You've already put oil in it, haven't you?!
You fry it and you still don't fry it?!
Next is "Fujii, Takashi's theory".
I think it's about driving, but when you turn left in a car,
there are people who ignore you at the crosswalk at red light, right?
I don't say "don't ignore me at red light", really.
But there are people who walk around with a really angry face.
They don't reflect on themselves at all.
Those people are usually ugly!
- But I understand! - Right?!
So what do you do in that case? Do you go "bwaah!" and yell?
- No, I don't want to go down to the same level, so I don't go "bwaah!", but... - You don't do it, do you?
I don't say "hahaah!"
- What's with you?! - I don't say "hahaah!"
- They're really ugly. - If you turn red in the middle of it,
there are people who turn red and make their debut!
- That's for their debut, right? - Yeah!
Next is "Ijuuin, Hikaru's theory".
The more serious you work, the less you move, right?
That's why I think it comes from NHK's education,
but I don't know if you're not wearing pants, Hikaru!
I'm just sitting!
- That's true! - Yeah!
- It's the same this time, too! - Yeah!
- I probably don't know Matsumoto-san's theory the best. - I definitely don't know!
I'm sure I was wondering if I should say it when I was wearing pants!
No, Hikaru-san is behind me!
Next is "Ohashi Miho's theory".
When you wake up and wake up on the phone from a big guy,
you pretend to have a bad signal and earn some time for now. That's a 100% theory!
- Do you do that, too? - Huh?
- I'm sorry, but I've done it before. - Oh, really?
I say "Huh?" and while I say "Oh, sorry, I have a bad signal",
I think about whether I should go to bed or decide that I'm not feeling well.
- I see. - But you're a woman, Hikaru!
Next is "Gushiken Youko's theory".
- Well, everyone, sushi! - Yeah, everyone, sushi!
- You've been there, haven't you? - Yeah, I've been there.
- Sushi! I love it! - Yeah.
- You're in bad shape! - No, I'm not! I'm not!
- You're always like that! - I'm always like that!
- At the counter... - Yeah, at the counter, I eat sushi.
- At the table... - Yeah!
- Why are you being so stiff?! - It's different, isn't it?
- It's different, isn't it?! - It's different, isn't it?!
- That's what you think, right? - No... I think it's different.
- Curry! And one more thing... - Modern?
- Didn't you get too many counters? - Yeah...
And among them, the theory that was actually verified is...
This one!
"If it's a serious show, you can't tell without wearing pants", theory.
- What are you gonna do with this? - This time, with this "seemingly" set...
Learn about cashless settlement
- With this "seemingly" show... - You're gonna fool me with this!
- And the person behind it is... - He's here!
- Nice to meet you. - He's here!
Journalist Yamaji Toru.
- How do you feel about the earthquake? - Well...
- Actually, in a show I hosted before...
- One of the guests wore a short-sleeved shirt and a jacket.
- But I didn't know anything about it.
- So I thought it might be okay.
- I don't think it's that bad.
- And with that...
- The "pervert" is on stand-by.
- Yamaji. - Pervert?
- He's been on stand-by for a while now.
- He's been on stand-by for a while now and is waiting for his target.
- And then...
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
- If you notice me, you should do something. - Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
- Please. - Please.
- And then... - Please.
- The biggest difficulty... - Please.
- The angle of the landing stroke... - It's dangerous.
- ...is also safely cleared. - Wow.
- It's a private house. - So...
- If you sit down, you won't have to worry about being found out. - Right.
The show starts now.
Now, it's started.
Yamaji's debate, in which Yamaji describes and explains all kinds of news in a way that is easy to understand.
Today's topic is this.
"Cashless payment".
- Well... - Well...
The producer who will promote the show to the president.
- The producer. - It's a strange reality.
Here, she takes a little adventure and uses an index finger to explain.
And if you look at it from next door Korea...
Wow, amazing.
It's 96.4%.
Everyone, why don't you look at this number?
She stands up to the last line of the car seat and is in a distorted position.
The woman who doesn't think it's a pants commentary...
is still in serious mode...
but...
Here's what happened...
What's wrong?
9...
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
Excuse me...
Oh no! Oh no!
You saw it, didn't you?
196.4...
With her splendid lower body control...
She passed away.
She hid it.
That's all for our story.
What's going on?
Thank you very much.
Huh? Huh? Huh?
What's going on?
No reaction? Huh? What's going on?
Thank you very much. Thank you very much.
Huh? What's going on? Huh? You didn't notice?
No.
Huh?
I noticed something at the end.
You noticed, didn't you?
Something... I didn't wear what I was wearing!
She noticed! She noticed!
I thought I shouldn't know.
Wow!
You saw it, didn't you?
I saw it. Pants!
Pants! Pants! Pants!
No one said anything.
I thought it was strange.
I was surprised.
I'm sorry.
The photo book fell down.
You didn't notice it at all?
I didn't notice it at all.
I won. I won.
I didn't win, though.
Tomonori Jinnai's theory.
Celebrities often say "frisk" or "mintia", right?
But among many celebrities,
Matsumoto Hitoshi is the only one who eats ginseng.
Why is it ginseng today?
It smells like grandpa.
Look at this.
Why is it ginseng?
Look at this.
This is ginseng.
Why is it ginseng?
If you bite this, you'll feel like you're flying.
That's dangerous.
Next is Keiji Mutoh's theory.
In our world,
pro wrestlers' wives are all beautiful.
Really?
Why is that?
I don't know.
There are many beautiful wives.
Seiji Sagamuchi's wife.
Fujinami's wife.
Megumi Kido's mother.
All of them are beautiful.
Kotetsu Yamamoto's wife is so beautiful.
Really?
How about Kensuke Satoki's wife?
You! Come to Costco! Come to Costco!
Next up is Knights Hanawa's theory.
Even if you start with a completely uninteresting manzai or content,
if an entertainer you think is interesting thinks of a story,
I think it will be a very interesting story.
What do you mean?
If you ask an entertainer who you think is more interesting than you, "Think of the next development,"
and do it in a chain of events, I think you can make the strongest story.
What do you mean?
I'm not asking you!
I'm asking you properly!
Next up is Minami Minegishi's theory.
When you're a teenager, it's said that you can't move your bangs even if you blow on them with the wind.
What do you mean?
When you're a teenager, you put on a lot of spray so that you can't move your bangs even if you dance or do anything.
And you put on eye tape or something like that.
You stick to your bangs like that.
But when you're over 20 years old, you think it's better to be natural.
But as you get older, you don't put on as much spray as you used to.
So even if you suddenly blow on your bangs like you did when you were a teenager, I don't think you'd be able to move them.
You were like that too.
You were bald.
All teenagers are bald.
Next up is Chihara Jr.'s theory.
It's been about ten years now.
When you get a call from your juniors directly instead of e-mails or LINE, 98% of them say they're getting married.
98% say they're getting married.
And 2% say they're grounded.
Directly means...
In my case, I get a call saying "I don't think I'll be grounded."
And three days later, I'm grounded.
Next up is Jun Miura's theory.
Recently, men have been losing their hair, right?
It's called "dead hair loss".
Yes, I've seen it.
I see.
You don't have it, do you?
I don't have it at all.
You don't have it at all?
You have half of it.
As I get older, my hair doesn't grow that much.
Same as your eyebrows?
Same as my eyebrows.
Your hair is getting longer, right?
It's getting longer than my penis.
What? Your hair?
It's getting longer, right?
When it gets longer, it looks like a sadako.
Really?
No, it's not like that.
I have about half of it.
I have about it once or twice a month.
I'd like to know how it happened.
Oh, I see.
That's what you do, right?
People nowadays, like soccer players, do it because they do it, but...
Yes, yes, people overseas...
At this age, I've never heard of anyone admiring it.
There's not a single thing you do, right?
What made you do it?
White men have appeared a lot.
They say you're white.
Not completely white.
Yes.
Like Kitaoji Kinya.
And among them, the ones who actually tested it were...
Among them...
Here is the theory that actually tested it.
Even if you start with a manzai, a skit, or a completely uninteresting story,
if you ask an entertainer who you think is interesting to think of the next development and connect the lines,
in the end, it will become an interesting story.
That's a long one.
That means you're going to brush up on it, right?
That's right.
The setting and the start will be decided by the planner, Hanawa.
When we formed the team, the first story we wrote was "conto taxi".
When we did that, the survey said it was really boring and it wouldn't sell,
so it slid smoothly.
When we formed the team, the first story we wrote was "conto taxi".
This time, we arranged the setting and created the beginning of the story.
The content of the story is...
This is about someone who can't catch a taxi trying to catch a taxi.
This is a taxi.
The taxi is getting closer and closer.
The taxi is driving while sleeping.
The taxi says, "It's dangerous, it's dangerous."
Are you okay?
As it is, the taxi hits a wall or something and crashes.
Then, the person comes to help and says, "Are you okay?"
How far are you going?
I can't get in.
And what Hanawa wanted Suzuki to think about was...
I like Hanako a lot. She's funny.
Hanako, who won "King of the Content" in 2018.
And...
Akiyama has been making jokes even when he's not working.
Akiyama was in charge of making those jokes.
Wow! Yes.
Is that what you mean?
Yes.
I'm glad I was in the second half.
And if you look at what Hanawa wrote...
It's tough.
Can I say something?
Akiyama managed to complete the second block.
I don't know who's going to do it, but I think it depends on who's funny.
And what Suzuki wanted Hanawa to think about was...
Of course, it's me.
I'm the champion of 'King of Contents'.
It's important for me to be in the center.
I have to make something happen at the end.
That's amazing. It's like a broadcast society.
Instead of making it all by myself,
I have to put it all together.
And there's a part like a prayer.
Like, 'Will you pick up the next person for me?'
Like that anxiety.
And the fifth person is...
"Farewell, light of youth," Morita.
It was really hard.
I'm more of a person who thinks about the settings.
So it was hard for me to put it all together.
And the sixth person is...
"Lever," Akiyama.
Thank you for having me.
There are so many champions.
And I'm also a champion.
In 2011.
If there were more people like me,
wouldn't it be more interesting?
Looking at it now,
Akiyama seems to have high expectations for this method of making contents.
I only know how to make it myself.
But it's become something I like.
And finally, the last person.
Akiyama chose...
Bakarizumu-san.
I think it's a little rough for me.
Bakarizumu-san.
If someone like him puts it all together,
wouldn't it be perfect?
And so, the one in charge is...
Bakarizumu.
I don't usually make things with other people.
So I'm looking forward to it.
But...
This is how he made it.
I made it troublesome.
Who? Who are you talking about?
How many people are there?
Even though he was a little anxious, he came up with an idea.
I'm going to do my best under these conditions in order to match all of them.
In this way, one controller made with seven people's self-connection...
I'm looking forward to it.
He's going to show it to us.
That's right.
I'm coming in.
This is KAMAI TACHI, the champion of KING OF CONTROLLER.
KAMAI TACHI, huh?
It's written by a famous person.
If it's not his intention, I don't want him to say anything later.
That's right. He doesn't know how to say it in detail.
That's right.
I'm anxious.
So, two days later...
In front of customers who don't know anything, he finally reveals the story.
What kind of result will it be?
So far, we have provided it with the sponsor you see.
I think it's about one sheet per side.
I'm a little scared that I've decided on a lot of lines.
Controller made by these seven entertainers with self- connection...
What kind of result will it be?
It's hard to catch a taxi.
A taxi has finally arrived!
Taxi!
What's with the taxi?
The driver is sleeping, isn't he?
Watch out!
Don't open the door! Watch out!
I've got an accident!
Are you okay?
How far is it?
I can't get in.
It can't be the other way around.
The airbag is late.
You scared me!
It's late, too.
I'm in trouble. It's time to put it in.
Did you put it back?
What?
This airbag...
Did you put it back?
No...
I think I only did it once.
Damn it!
I still want to ride it.
But this car is finished.
The front is also flat.
What?
Are you okay with injuries?
Yes.
What?
What's wrong?
I can't get out.
What?
It's stuck.
Are you okay?
What?
I can get out.
What's wrong?
Wow...
It's true. It's stuck.
Why are you laughing?
Wow...
This...
Damn it!
Didn't you put it back?
What?
Before I had an accident,
I still have a faint memory of going to the bathroom.
You said you put it back.
Because of the accident.
(Laughing)
You did it when you got out of the car, didn't you?
I could get out of the car.
And he could get out of the car.
It's not funny.
(Meow)
What?
(Meow)
Oh, it's a cat.
There is a cat.
What's wrong?
Are you lonely?
It's stuck.
It's stuck neatly.
What?
Huh?
What's up?
Well, there are too many problems and I don't know which one to clean up first.
All right, it's a cat.
It's a poop, isn't it?
Terrible.
No, it's a call to the police, isn't it?
You said something decent all of a sudden.
That's true.
Oh, I just pooped in Akasaka 5-chome.
No, what are you going to do with that report?
It doesn't seem to come.
Of course.
Huh? Can you return it?
What?
This.
There's no way I can return it.
I have to report the accident properly.
No, but what should I say?
You can just tell me as it is, right?
No, it's hard to say.
If it's a person, you can say it's a human heart accident, but it's a cat.
Should I say it's a cat heart accident?
I think you're kidding me.
In addition, if you ignore the situation in which I have pooped, you can say it's a human heart accident.
I can't say it!
I don't care how you say it!
Hurry up and return it!
What?
Oh, people are gathering.
What?
You're talking to me.
Yes. Oh, I'm sorry. I can't ride it anymore.
You were weird. You had a weird mind like this guy.
What? Nyan heart accident? That's right.
What?
What? Human error accident? That's also there.
Is it a word? Is it just that I don't know?
No, I said I can't ride it.
It's a nyan heart accident, so I can't ride it.
What? It's a car accident, isn't it?
No, that's why it's a nyan heart accident.
What? Is your ass empty?
No, it's something I decide, so it may still come out.
Weird guys and weird guys are always fighting.
Weird guys and weird guys are always fighting over weird things.
What is this situation?
Huh? Is it the police?
Wait. It's coming. It's really good, that poem.
What? Poem?
Weird guys and weird guys are always fighting.
Weird guys and weird guys are always fighting over weird things.
It's Akiyama.
Wait a minute.
What?
My name is Kawamine Hozuki.
Kawamine Hozuki.
I look thin and I do singer activities.
What is it all of a sudden?
I, Kawamine Hozuki, haven't debuted yet,
but I dream of it and work hard as a taxi driver.
The development is too sudden.
I'll make it clear.
Weird guys and weird guys are always fighting.
Weird guys and weird guys are always fighting over weird things.
It's the first poem that's stuck like this.
It's not a poem.
Meeting you is fate.
It's not.
Let's sing together.
Sing what?
Let's sing about this situation.
I don't like it. It's embarrassing.
Weird guys and weird guys are always fighting.
Weird guys and weird guys are always fighting over weird things.
Whose fault is it?
Cat's fault?
Dog's fault?
It's all your fault for driving while sleeping!
Yes, it's all my fault for driving while sleeping!
Cat's heart, human's feces, that bokeh and this bokeh,
it's all your fault for driving while sleeping!
Be careful, driving while sleeping!
The venue isn't laughing.
Shouldn't you show us a normal video?
Isn't it more fun for the audience?
There's nothing to have fun about!
I'm only here to update my driving license.
That's enough!
Let's do it one more time until the afternoon show!
Let's go!
What a pain!
Thank you for your hard work.
I don't know but...
It was really slippery.
Before I called you, I just knew you.
So I had an image of you talking and making fun of me.
I thought it was funny.
Is this what happens when you connect?
I don't know if it's okay to say this but...
It was slippery from Akiyama's block.
It was funny because Akiyama did it.
I practiced a lot.
I practiced more than I did in M-1.
I can't do it.
So...
Laughing is one thing but...
It's an interesting topic.
It's interesting.
You laughed a lot in this studio.
We didn't know it was 100 yen.
If you know everything...
That's right.
Anyway, it was an interesting experiment.
But I think it's more interesting.
If it's too funny...
You know it's funny when you do it.
Itakura...
What were you thinking when you wrote about the car accident?
Please forget it.
I won't.
- I won't say it. - No, you won't.
Next week...
Bungie N.G. comedians gather and never go back until one of them flies away.
And...
A show where you have to explain yourself even though you're an MC.
If it's a local frame, you have no choice but to accept it.
The alms are getting heavier and heavier.
100% Akira.
Even with hypnosis, can you hide your nipples?
And...
Past broadcasts are being broadcast on Parabi.