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It's been a while, thank you all for coming!
Let's go!
Our first presenter is this person!
Who is it?
It's Kondo Mirai!
Kondo Mirai!
Stop it!
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter at all.
It doesn't matter.
However, this is the plan we have for you!
In-body clock "Merry Christmas" challenge!
Let me explain.
On December 24th, from midnight,
comedians will spend their time in their rooms without clocks.
After 24 hours, midnight,
that is, the moment it becomes Christmas on the 25th,
Merry Christmas!
Can they come out of their rooms?
It's possible, right?
They did it!
They did it last year!
That's right!
So, did they successfully clear it?
Did it become an illusion?
Yes!
Then, please do it like in a VTR!
Let's do it together!
VTR!
Merry Christmas!
Stop it!
It doesn't matter at all.
So, after this,
can they rely only on their in-body clocks and spend 24 hours
and come out of their rooms at the moment it becomes Christmas?
Furthermore...
I'll crawl up and do it!
"Mameshiba no Taigun" second single will be released!
And...
Producer Kuro-chan and Kai Ningo's new development will be revealed!
[TV series "Merry Christmas Challenge"]
Body clock "Merry Christmas Challenge"
And so...
They came here without knowing anything.
Even though it's the end of the year, their schedule was full.
This is a serious member.
Same color as a river fish.
Let's go.
No, no, no, no.
Is it important to explain?
Where are you going?
Are you going to the room?
Yes.
This time, the entertainers will spend 24 hours in this playhub installed in the warehouse.
In this playhub.
In order to shut out information from outside, not only blocking the outside light, but also soundproofing measures are also perfect.
Depending on your body clock, 24 hours later, between 0 am and 1 am on the 25th, leave this room and say "Merry Christmas" and if you can celebrate it, the challenge will be successful.
You look kind, but you're not kind at all.
I don't know what you're talking about.
So, with their smartphones and clocks that know the time,
at midnight on Christmas Eve, all three of them will start the challenge at the same time.
Is it better with more water?
It's easier to spend.
It's hard to do it alone.
It's an advantage.
It's a match that all three of us have to win.
What should we do?
Moreover, in advance of the challenge, they only tell you that you can get free items.
You can also eat whenever you like.
I'll read the manga.
First of all, if you're sleepy, it's 4 o'clock.
Then, I'll make you sleep.
Then, you'll wake up in 3 hours, so it's 7 o'clock.
We'll eat breakfast together.
We'll do it like this.
Don't say it like that.
With their daily routines and free items, the two teams are trying to measure the time.
However, Pata Pata Mama...
What's that?
It's a joke.
It's a joke, right?
Let's do it in 3 minutes like yesterday.
All right.
They've been doing sales jokes for 5 years, so let's check their internal clocks.
- Lu, Lu, Lu, Lu, Lu, Lu, what?!
- Basil.
- Lu again, only Lu again!
- Lu, please!
- No Lu, they keep asking for Lu.
- Lu, please!
- Hey, what is "Lu"?
Lu, Lu, please!
- Some random stuff.
- But!
- Lu, Lu...
- Lu, please!
- Basil's is flying, not Renato!
- What the heck!?
- What was it again? - You're kidding me, right?
- I think it's about one o'clock now. - What time is it now?
- We'll stop for one hour. - At this point, most of the internal clocks don't shift at all.
- To be honest, I'm getting sleepy. - That's the problem.
- It's not good to sleep together. - It's not stupid for two people to sleep together.
- It's stupid for two people to sleep together. It's stupid for one person to sleep together.
The duo and the trio are taking advantage of the number of people and sleeping alternately.
- I'm alone, so I think I'll be out if I sleep.
- I won't sleep to clear it!
- Let's sleep. - It's hard.
Four hours have passed since the challenge began.
- It's hard to sleep. - I don't know at all.
- Well, it's okay.
- Until Tetsu wakes up, I...
It's 5 o'clock in my head!
Yeah!
30 minutes or so...
But it's not that different!
These three people manage to keep 5 differences within an hour, but...
Here...
Hey, hey, hey!
Oh no!
While looking at 5...
They fall asleep.
Wow, wow, wow!
What a cute guy!
Here...
See, you can't tell anymore!
I can't tell anymore!
Damn it!
Why did I fall asleep?
I don't know!
Yeah!
I don't think it's real!
I don't like Christmas Eve like this!
But...
The actual sleeping time is 20 minutes!
20 minutes...
I'm alone now!
Wow!
It's an hour difference!
Is this for real?
Then, here...
Excuse me, I want to go to the bathroom.
This is the worst!
This is the worst Christmas ever!
Then, at 7 a.m...
What a scary guy!
Excuse me!
I think I'm about to go crazy!
Please give me breakfast!
A guy who doesn't have much time on his hands...
An entertainer who doesn't have much time on his hands...
There's a lot of people in the gym, right?
I guess I shouldn't be alone...
Here I go!
A movie theater...
I guess I shouldn't be alone...
Here I go!
Since they don't do anything in particular, they just waste their time.
And in no time, it's night.
The first thing that comes out of the room is...
What?
Oh, it's Minagawa-san.
Go, Minagawa!
Why is it so big?
As the day changes from 1am to 1pm, if you say "Merry Christmas", it'll be cleared.
But...
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Scary...
Yes!
He's scary.
What? It didn't work?
You're late.
Yes.
It's 12/24, 7:55pm.
It's not 4 o'clock!
It's not 4 o'clock at all!
Go, Minagawa!
It can't be 4 o'clock!
It's not 4 o'clock at all!
What?
I planned to do my body clock in 10 minutes, but I didn't think it'd be this early.
That's right.
And the next thing that comes out of the room is...
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
As it is.
Oh!
Really?
Oh!
Wow!
Is it wrong?
It's wrong.
Oh!
December 24th, 10:47 pm.
Oh!
Close! Close! Close!
It's totally different.
It's really close.
Oh!
So, the last one is GALLS.
GALLS.
At 7 o'clock in the morning, it was only 5 minutes difference of 4 minutes.
It's amazing.
Will it be cleared?
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Oh!
It's 12:45!
Oh!
It came late.
December 25th, 05:55 am.
Wow!
Oh!
S
What do you mean 'continue'? No way! Could it be...
January 1st, 2020, 0 a.m. Happy New Year and wish you all the best!
No way! I can't believe it!
- From now on? - Yes!
- Just like this? - For a week! In that room?
- What? Are you kidding me? - Yes!
- This is crazy! - This is crazy!
- Wait, I can't believe it! - 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11...
This is too much!
And so...
An additional project!
Happy New Year Challenge
- Is it a special edition? - What about the next course?
- What about the next course?
As expected, for a week and a half of success, an hour is too difficult.
This time, from 0 a.m. to sunrise after a year, if you can say "Happy New Year", you pass.
- It's too difficult. - Happy New Year...
Oh, I see.
No way!
- What are you doing? - I hate you two!
- Wait a minute... - What are you doing? - The cat will die.
The cat...
- What? - So...
- It's too difficult. - It's too difficult.
People who can't do the Christmas Challenge can't do this.
- It's even worse. - I think you'll get used to it.
This time, we've given you a special chance to escape without waiting for a year.
There's a button like this in your room.
If you can press the button between midnight and ten o'clock every day, you can escape.
- So, it's ten minutes. - Ten minutes...
- What are you doing this for? - What is this?
- Gomi is a bad boy! - That's right!
You've committed quite a sin.
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
[Time to kill time]
Here, the three teams who have more time than others
will be forced to kill their free time.
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
What is it?
I'm scared.
Wait.
What is it?
Ah, I just saw it.
What is it?
A flying swan.
Even if you don't know how to fly, you can catch it with chopsticks.
The girls will be asked to verify it.
Ah, this is disgusting.
This is disgusting.
I thought it was a really good meal.
And so...
Start verifying!
I'll win for sure!
Let's go!
Ah, a crack! A crack! A crack!
Ah, it stopped! It stopped! It stopped!
Where did it go?!
And while they were looking at it...
What is it, really?
A dial-type lock.
If you have enough free time to die, you can open it with your own hands.
It's better than nothing.
This is still...
There might be some color in it.
Ah, I have no choice but to do it.
And for Pata Pata Mama...
A sentence cut with a shredder.
If you have enough free time to die, you can restore it with your own hands.
This is really big.
This looks like the most fun.
This shredder.
I see.
Can you do this?
Is it different?
And so...
A theory that seems like it will take some time to verify...
Three groups were prepared for each group.
However...
Huh?
It's open.
Wow!
In just 50 minutes...
What is this?
Isn't it a little too early?
No, it's...
What is this?
It's a remote control.
Ikezuya is...
What's going on?
I'm losing my mind.
That's right, the time is...
5 minutes and 30 seconds.
Destroying it is already hell.
Let's aim for this one!
It's fun when it's just the three of us.
Yeah, it's fun.
I'm tired.
Is this a plan?
A script.
A script?
Yeah, look.
Success is twice as easy and failure is twice as easy.
Oh, you're right!
That's right.
"Patapata Mama" is reproducing this location script.
Meanwhile...
Go Minagawa, who is trying to go to Nankin Castle...
It's open again.
It's open!
In 4 hours and 10 minutes...
It's open!
The four-digit opening ceremony...
What's in there?
Is there anything good in there?
Is it just open?
There's nothing in there.
And...
It's open!
It's 8pm in Ateneum.
The internal clock life has also passed 44 hours.
Ready, set...
Oh, it's not open at all.
There's nothing to do.
It's not open.
What time is it?
Now?
Yeah.
If I were to rate it from 10 minutes...
It's already 8pm.
Oh, that's how they set it up.
It's already 8pm in Ateneum.
Wow, what a success!
It's 8.03pm now.
4 hours left.
4 hours!
I think it'd be amazing if we got this right.
By the way, since they're expecting to live here for a long time,
they installed a hot water shower next to the toilet.
It's a unit bus style, but it's a grade up.
Thank you very much!
Wow...
I'm so happy...
That's right, but it took a while for him to feel that kind of happiness.
Wow, really?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No.
That's amazing.
If you miss it...
It'll be the worst extension of your life.
If you miss it...
It'll last forever.
It's like a prison!
I can't say anything!
I'm the only one who did it!
With such a surprise...
It's done!
It took 10 hours and 40 minutes to restore the script.
Wow!
I'm scared!
You can do it!
Meanwhile, this is...
Huh?
Ah!
It stopped in a good place!
This is no good, right?
Is this no good?
About your nose...
Your nose is gone!
I'm sorry!
What should I do?
I feel sorry for you.
It was the first day of additional verification for all three companies, but now I think it's just 26th of the sixth day.
I see.
Here's a chance to change the date.
If you can press the button between midnight and ten minutes, you can escape as soon as possible without waiting for a new year.
I want to go out.
I was early yesterday.
But I think it's okay to wait about ten minutes.
I'm going to leave it to you.
I'm afraid of salvation, but I've been managing it for 20 hours, but in the end I'm going to leave it to me and do something for me.
No, it's not like that.
While we're talking about it...
Leave it to me.
Shall we do it? Until you press the button...
Three, two, one...
Go!
I'm counting on you.
What?
It's been a day.
What's that?
One, two...
Wow!
Which one?
Thirty-four minutes.
It's been twelve minutes.
It's been eleven minutes.
Finally...
Three, two, one...
It's not sweet.
The cats are getting worse and worse.
11 o'clock and 43 minutes.
If it was 11 o'clock and 43 minutes, it would have been too bad.
Here is the actual time.
Both teams recorded a pretty bad time, whether their experience from yesterday was utilized.
But on the other hand...
I missed my chance.
No way!
How are you doing?
I don't know.
I'm going to sleep.
He fell asleep and couldn't figure out the exact time.
It's hard to be alone.
It's December 26th!
7 hours and 53 minutes have passed.
The biggest challenge of his independent life has come to light.
This guy is not for me anymore!
Day 3 of his indoor clock life. 10am, 30 minutes.
I don't know if I can run and catch flies, but there are some psychological limits to it too!
Please let me give up!
I'm sorry!
We're wasting our time while we're doing this.
We've gotten bad friends.
We're not your mother and father.
Miyamoto and his friends are probably lying too.
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
That's scary.
Scary.
But if it's this show, I'd say it with all my heart.
I'd say it.
Dad!
I don't know.
As a comedian, I don't know.
But if you don't know it, it's the worst show ever.
The worst show ever.
He was sentenced to 6 years in prison for such a show.
And then...
It's done!
It's a 3-minute water clock.
You're smart!
I'm going to set it up like this.
And I'm going to pour it in.
How long should I pour it in?
About 3 minutes.
I think I can do it in 20 times.
Of course, it's a 3-minute water clock, so its accuracy is unknown.
All right!
It's exactly 20 times.
If you do it in the same way, it will fall about the same.
He continued to do this kind of work all day long.
Finally, it's been three days since he did the change of day challenge.
December 27th, at 2 a.m.
Will he be able to escape?
Yes, sir!
It's starting to come off.
It's coming off more than the day before.
You're right.
Unfortunately, his efforts didn't pay off.
It's 0 o'clock now!
My eyes are burning.
This is bad.
But, but...
And his challenge failed.
This is sad.
This is how his internal clock life started on the fourth day.
It's not developing at all.
And now, we'll give this lonely man...
...an additional test of boredom.
Black tragedy blonde.
There's a theory that if you're bored to death, you can completely conquer it.
What does it mean?
Until you make one last hole...
...don't let go of the black beard...
...and keep pointing your sword.
I'm bored to death.
On the contrary, it's amazing!
But, this black beard...
...trying to grab his future good luck...
He didn't even know what was going on at the time.
Huh? What?
Are you still doing this?
If you can, please give me 30 minutes.
This is the only thing I have!
I cut one of my eyebrows...
...so please take a look.
Depending on how long it is and where you cut it...
...there's a certain amount of time.
You know what I mean?
Okay, okay, okay.
This is reassuring!
And then, here...
...the black beard bear starts moving.
Reach!
Wow, wow!
In his 145th attempt...
...he finally reaches the target for the first time.
He's going to do it!
After 3 hours and 25 minutes, Blackbeard has completed it!
You've cleared all of them, haven't you?
That's right!
Thank you! It was fun!
Minagawa, who was in a hurry, got a button chance with this flow!
It's February 28th now!
There's no basis for it!
She did it!
Amazing!
I'm surprised myself.
[Laughter]
So this is what it's like.
This is so realistic.
[Laughter]
The escape was a success.
[Laughter]
What? He's a different person.
[Laughter]
He's not like a sea animal at all.
And the escape time is...
[Music]
It's 2 a.m.
This is perfect.
My body clock.
It's a miracle.
Thanks to this guy.
This was so much fun.
As soon as a human came in...
I really thought we were friends.
Because we can talk to people.
I really thought we were friends.
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
So...
Go! Minama...
doesn't wait for Toshikoshi...
and goes home in 96 hours and 2 minutes.
Have a happy new year.
The fourth day of their inside-out life.
[Music]
On this day, neither of them escaped.
[Music]
And the next day...
[Music]
Oh!
I was surprised.
Here, they're going to kill their free time again.
I'm so happy!
I'm relieved.
It's been a few days.
If you have so much free time...
cut out the text from Hitoshi Matsumoto's book...
and have Kousuke Hamada...
Kousuke!
reconstruct it.
Kousuke Hamada.
What kind of free life is this?
It really seems like it.
I'm hungry.
After a round of walking, this life has become more comfortable.
It's amazing.
And even after this...
The date-changing challenge didn't succeed.
The final day has finally arrived.
And...
Kousuke Hamada's wife's first chapter has been completed.
It took 60 hours of work.
My wife's first chapter has been completed.
What is this?
I don't have the courage to compete with Matsumoto or lose.
Even that part is perfect.
In the meantime...
I'm leaving now.
In 10 minutes.
I think it will be a success.
I'm hungry.
I will definitely escape.
Can you do it?
Escaping successfully is the first day of the year from 6:50.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Could it be...
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Well done! You passed the aging challenge!
And now is...
4 AM, 16 MINUTES
So close!
That was close!
Is that how it is in Greece?!
That was close!
The girls were spending their daily lives with minimal physical activity.
As expected, the number of people had an advantage.
With that said, only "pata pata mama" remains.
There are 2 hours and 34 minutes left until sunrise.
Will they clear it in time?!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Congratulations!
Ah!
What?!
No way!
Current time.
Yes!
2020.
Yes.
January 2nd.
At 06am.
What?!
Zombie's Over?
2 days?!
1 day?!
2 days?!
That's harsh!
What?!
January 2nd?!
2 days?!
No way!
Really?!
Checking the time.
January 2nd!
Ah!
January 2nd!
What?!
January 2nd!
What?!
What's going on?!
Where'd you get it?!
The culprit is this guy.
That 3 minute water clock.
This isn't 3 minutes, but actually 5 minutes.
What's a water clock?!
How long does it last?!
By the way, the extension of "Until the Day We Were Adults" is a lie.
Comedians, thank you for your hard work.
"Until the Day We Were Adults" is a lie.
What did you think of it?
Pata Pata Mama san was a writer until halfway through.
A writer?
A writer.
You're an idiot.
She's lost it.
Here's a little announcement.
Gyanz san said that the combination would be bad and he would hate it.
However, it has been dissolved.
What?!
Why?!
Do you need that announcement?!
It's because of this show, right?
What kind of reality is this?!
Welcome!
Our next presenter is this person!
Please come in!
I'm Tamura Kenji!
Tamura! Nice to meet you!
This time, we're going to talk about last year's broadcast, which was a huge success!
We're going to talk about Monster Idol and its future!
I'm just going to say it!
To summarize it simply...
Kuro-chan Produce's idol group, Mameshiba no Taigun, has made their debut!
During the training camp, Kuro-chan's behavior towards high school students was extremely cruel.
That was questioned and three types of jackets were released.
The viewers will decide whether or not to continue producing it.
As a result, "purchase and punishment jacket" sold the most.
At the end of the year's broadcast, Kuro-chan's producer appointment was decided and she was punished.
Of course!
This time, we took a video of Kuro-chan's broadcast.
I want to see it!
I'm scared! There must be something!
I don't like it!
You don't like it?
I don't like it!
What did you say just now?
I don't like Kuro-chan and Bandou Eiji anymore!
Hey!
Bandou is also bad!
- Thank you for your hard work. - Thank you for your hard work.
- What is this? - It's scary.
- What is this? - It's post-mortem.
As a result of the post-mortem...
What do you think?
What kind of tears are those?
Are you crying?
When the five of us hugged and cried...
Oh, you're crying.
I'm glad.
On the other hand, I'm not like this anymore.
I thought I couldn't see my girlfriend's future.
You can see it.
It's complicated, but...
I'm glad she's in Mameshiba.
You're not in it.
- I see. - Don't say that.
I don't get it!
I wanted to produce more!
But it's the love of the people.
The people have accepted it.
I'm going up there!
- What do you think? - It's dangerous.
I'm going to go eat with you.
What will you do?
Let me go again.
The president of the agency that Mameshiba belongs to has appeared.
The next day...
Watanabe-san told Kuro-chan that she really asked her out for a meal.
Kuro-chan secretly took a picture of Ananabe-san.
But I really asked her out for a meal.
I really wanted to ask her out for a meal.
In fact, when Kuro-chan asked her out for a meal,
Wack announced her new outfit and name early in the morning.
Kuro-chan deliberately tried to imitate Wack's cute image.
But it's amazing.
Wack's critical voice at the moment of changing.
Of course it is, but it's the same as Wack.
Yes, it is.
But it's right.
I think it's right to change it to your own color.
But I'm shocked.
Do you have any plans for your next single?
Specifically, what do you want it to be?
I want it to be cute.
I also want it to be comical.
Add sugar and mix it.
Failure is a friend of success.
Don't say it like a friend of meal.
A catchphrase?
I want to add a catchphrase in the middle of it.
It seems that Kuro-chan seriously thought about the catchphrase of "add sugar and mix it."
Mr. Watanabe, aren't you being criticized a lot?
Yes, I am. I'm told that Kuro-chan's catchphrase was good.
On Twitter and social media, people want Kuro-chan to come back.
It's so complicated!
Until now, only "bari" catchphrases have come to me.
But now, people say "Kuro-chan is necessary for Mameshiba," so please come back.
There are so many criticisms.
To be honest, I'm also criticized a lot for saying that Kuro-chan's catchphrase was good.
You're being criticized a lot, aren't you?
Can't you do anything about it?
Well...
I'm in charge of all the work.
So I don't ask Kuro-chan for anything.
- Really? - Yes.
So, Kuro-chan composed and composed another song for "Crying".
Really?
So, let's have this person appear. Please!
This program has been brought to you by these sponsors.
I didn't know you had such high expectations of me.
Why do you have to say that?
I have a reason for that, too!
It's me! It's me!
I'm Kuro-chan, the ex-producer of Rameshiro!
Don't say "ex" to me!
It's me! It's me!
Has the song been completed?
Yes, it has!
You did it! Are you confident about it?
When I made "Restart" this time, I wanted to use it as a representative song.
But I think I was able to put it in like this.
I see.
It seems like Hamada-san doesn't like it.
Why?!
He really doesn't like it!
Even though he hated it so much, he gave it up.
No, I don't hate it!
I don't hate it!
But those five people's feelings...
That's right!
Let's ask them!
Let's have them appear, too!
Please come in!
Oh, you're here?
Welcome!
Isn't this different?
"Moregori" did you do it?
Yes, we did!
Did you do it?
Are you really convinced?
Even you're angry!
I know your feeling.
I'm glad that I got in.
I got in as a result.
But Kaede got in.
What are you talking about?
What's wrong with you?
You're Kuro-chan!
Well...
I...
Last time, your judgment was...
During the training camp, Kuro-chan's love for you wasn't allowed.
And you weren't judges for Kuro-chan's creativity.
That's why...
This time, we'll have you judge purely in terms of creativity.
For our viewers.
It's Mameshiba no Taigun's second single.
There's a song that Kuro-chan wrote, right?
Actually, there's one more song.
One more song?
Someone wrote it?
This time, we'll announce two songs, Kuro-chan's version and Wacky version.
Wacky version?
Are you kidding me?
And those two songs' music videos will be uploaded to YouTube soon.
We'll compete with the number of views.
A competition?
The one with the most views in a week will win.
If Kuro-chan wins in this competition,
Mameshiba no Taigun will continue to be your advisor.
If I win, I won't be able to go back.
Kuro-chan, you're completely out of your mind.
I won't let you go back.
But you want me to go back, right?
Do you want me to go back?
If you lose...
What do you mean "if you lose"?
If you lose, you won't have anything to do with Mameshiba.
That's right.
Why?
You shouldn't have anything to do with Mameshiba.
Which Mameshiba?
That one?
I'll buy it.
No.
Don't go where there's a lot of people.
I won't go.
Now, let's listen to Kuro-chan's second single, which she wrote and composed.
Kuro-chan, please play the song.
"Mameshiba no Taigun" starts now!
That's not it.
What is it?
You're a rocket scientist.
Why did you forget?
I'm not good at singing, so I'm really nervous.
But I'll do my best.
The lyrics are catchy, so I think it'll be good.
A lot of people say that the beginning of "restart" is "pink".
I want to surpass "restart" with "vision".
I'm sure you'll surpass "restart" with this song.
I'm really looking forward to it.
She's really thinking about it.
I know you're different, but you ate it, didn't you?
If it weren't for that, I wouldn't be able to wait for a dramatic encounter, would I?
An irreversible encounter at a corner
I want to get excited!
Barbarian Punch
Really irreversible encounter
In order to be together
By no means
Thank you very much!
So cute!
It's a bit lyrical.
It's interesting how it starts with a poem.
Thank you very much!
How about you, members?
Is there anything you want us to buy?
Are you worried?
Finally, Kuro-chan, please say something to the viewers.
Please! Let me go back!
What will happen?
Please say it, members!
Nobody said it!
Are you lying?
You said it!
Nobody said it!
You said it!
Nobody said it!
This is the second single of Mameshiba's group, Wack Version, "It's Okay, Sunrise".
It's Okay, Sunrise
From now on, two music videos will be uploaded to YouTube at the same time.
The viewers will decide the future of Kuro-chan and Mameshiba's group.
Please play as many songs as you like!
"Monster Idol" is now streaming on Parabi!