AISubs v3.7
Next, we will introduce and verify various theories in the world.
"Everyone's Theory Corner".
Tonight's presenter is...
First of all, please have a look at this.
I love it!
Everyone loves Mr. Yamada Katsumi.
The audience doesn't like it at all.
What?
Mr. Sasuke, right?
Ms. Haida, do you know Mr. Sasuke?
Yes, he has great muscles.
You know him, don't you?
I have seen him, but have you heard of him?
I have heard of Mr. Sasuke quite a lot.
If you are a man, you like him, don't you?
I know him, but I don't like him.
What?
Mr. Sasuke, you like him, don't you?
Yes, I love him.
You don't like him at all.
This time, we have this.
It is impossible for Mr. Yamada Katsumi to say "Sasuke" and shoot.
I don't know how much he usually says.
I see.
He doesn't say like that.
Because there is only "Sasuke".
That's too much.
He goes to a normal street shooting which has nothing to do with "Sasuke".
He says it abruptly.
If he didn't say "Sasuke", we might not know it.
It is impossible for Mr. Yamada Katsumi to say "Sasuke" and shoot.
This time, three groups of entertainers will go to a normal street shooting which has nothing to do with "Sasuke".
Without saying "Sasuke", we will compete how much time we can survive.
There is only "Sasuke".
I'm happy.
Can such a man who has only "Sasuke" steal "Sasuke"?
The first challenger is...
I haven't conquered yet.
Hi, I'm Karu from "Saraba Seishun".
Today, I came to "Gakugyoya University Shopping Mall".
"Saraba Seishun no Hikari".
Let's call the guest, Mr. Yamada.
Mr. Yamada!
The time limit is one hour.
Could it be...
Hello. Nice to meet you.
I'm Yamada Kazumi. Nice to meet you.
He said it!
Nice to meet you.
He said it right away!
I see.
I'm Yamada Kazumi. Nice to meet you.
I'm Yusuke Mori. Nice to meet you.
I'm Sasuke Kobore. Nice to meet you.
He said it without hesitation.
Sasuke Kobore!
However, it's too cruel to end with Sasuke's self-introduction.
He decided to give him one more chance.
I've never done it before.
Yes.
Oh, it's a nice bicycle.
I want a bicycle like this.
You used to ride a bicycle, didn't you?
Do you ride a train?
Sometimes...
Eel. Eel. Eel.
It's troublesome even if you use too much force, isn't it?
Eel. Eel. Eel.
Eel is good.
Then, Sasuke's topic blocked early.
What's more...
Eel is aging now.
What should we do with aging issues?
To keep Sasuke away from Eel,
he chose not to use any means but a talk theme.
My mother tells me that my pension is going down every year.
That's right.
Also, you can be a commentator, can't you?
No, I can't.
I don't know much about it.
You know a lot about it.
I only know about Sasuke.
I'm sure you know a lot about him.
With that said, "Sara's Youthful Light" is out in 6 minutes and 57 seconds.
However, in order to do a fake plan of doing three "town stroll location" shoots,
Yamada can't tell a joke yet,
So they have to continue the "dead end game location shoot" for an hour without contents or motivation.
The "Saraba" which became "Nodar" shoots a total of 14 "Sasuke" and this "Roke" is over.
So, the next challenger is...
Michi.
Shouldn't we verify it?
I feel like I'm spending a lot of time with all adults.
After receiving "Saraba" shoots, they will verify it with "Sasuke Two Outs"
It's the first time.
Hello, we are "Gunjo Ginza Shopping Association"
It's the first time.
Let's welcome our guest, Yamada-san.
Yamada-san!
It's dangerous.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Yamada-san of "Miso Sasuke".
Nice to meet you.
This is...
I can't stop it.
It's "Gagia"
According to the example, "Beginner One Out"
Michi became "Gatepuchi" quickly,
But she started "city walk location shooting" again.
It's nice, isn't it?
It's my birthday, isn't it?
It's October 22nd.
It's my birthday with Ichiro.
Ichiro!
How old is he?
He's 54 years old.
People often say, "It's not Ichiro's birthday, but mine is early."
He's the same age as me.
Yamada-san, you're amazing.
I'm not.
I'm an ultra-adult-idol.
I can't do anything.
I can only "Sasuke"
That's right.
I see.
That's how it works.
I see.
Mickey died in 2 minutes and 14 seconds.
The last challenger is...
Hello, I'm Nobushi Kobushi Yoshimura.
I'm here at Happy Road Oyama Shopping Street.
Let's call him out.
He's called "Naniwa's Terminator Legend".
Let's call him out.
Mr. Yamada!
Thank you for having me.
- Thank you! - Thank you for coming.
- It's nice to have you. - It is nice.
- It's nice to have you. - You're awesome.
I'm Naniwa's Terminator!
I'm honored to be able to shoot with you.
I'm here as a legend!
I'm Naniwa's Terminator, a legend!
With his first catchphrase as a minor...
Yoshimura blocked Sasuke's opening with a lot of legendary and hugs.
And...
Keep eating!
I'll say "ah"
Say "ah" to Legend
Leave it to me to say "ah"
Ah, so cute!
He's so cute!
He puts food in his mouth
and tries to suppress the radiation
He puts food in his mouth and tries to suppress the radiation
You like sunglasses, right?
I like you, Legend
What do you want me to do?
No, no, I like this the most
Do you like it?
If it's not a mirror, you can see my eyes
I see!
When you want to see a lady's face
you want her eyes not to be seen
I want her to look straight at me
This is a smart beach side
Wonderful!
Sasuke is smart like this
You don't have to think about anything
Sasuke is smart like this
You don't have to think about anything
Sasuke is smart like this
There is no way or rule
It's weird to say "tapitabi"
No, no, no!
New fans will like it
No, no, no!
New fans will like it
He will definitely love it!
- You're good! - Thank you very much!
Wow! He did it! He's a legend!
- Wow! Wow! - Hail! Hail! Hail!
- Legend! - Legend!
- Thank you! - A legend!
- Will you drink some more? - I'm sorry for your cardiovascular disease.
- Thanks for the drink. - A legend!
- That's amazing!
- A legend! - He's a legend!
- He drank it all. - Let's go back and have another beer!
- Beer is a legend! - You're a legend!
A musical instrument has appeared in town!
What do you think of this?
What kind of shop is this?
This is a woman's doll, isn't it?
This is a trend now.
It's like a cheese dog.
What kind of shop is this?
It's a hot dog shop.
He is tired.
He is talking all the time.
Sasuke's block continues.
The recording time is 45 minutes.
A brain scientist said that
if you say words you don't usually say,
your mouth won't get used to it,
your muscles won't work,
and your brain won't work.
If you say words like "tapitapi" or "cheese dog"
outside of shops,
people will say
it's great.
What kind of scientist said that?
People will say that.
Sasuke's block continues.
It's pretty fast.
Yoshimura's recording time is 47 minutes and 7 seconds.
He worked hard.
I couldn't stand it anymore.
I thought he would come back.
Yamada is in front of me.
Sasuke is behind me.
My votes are one.
I'm frustrated.
Yamada is Sasuke.
Sasuke is Yamada.
I see.
It's good.
He said it right away.
It's like Enki Chikabukken.