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Everyone, thank you for coming!
Thank you!
Let's go!
The first presenter is this person!
Please come in!
Hello!
Yes, I'm Takahashi Samaru!
Hello!
Now, everyone, this is sudden, but...
Have you ever...
What is it?
You're quite good at it!
But, if it's a man...
If it's a man...
If he's cheated on you or something...
Haven't you done it before?
You're completely...
You're completely pointing your teeth at me!
Isn't it weird?
Like a metal detector...
I haven't done it yet!
You haven't?
Well, this time...
I have a theory about such cheating!
Here it is!
Even if you ring him and tell him to...
He would ignore you just because...
He would ignore you just because you did it on the spot!
It's a cool way of saying it!
You're constantly making excuses!
When there's no other way...
You can't be found!
Not really!
Through the telephone...
He checked...
To see...
If he cheated on you or something!
Another story!
Even if your partner says he's down, you won't just leave him like that and you'll give him a drink.
If everyone has a story that doesn't slip, we'll verify the theory that even ordinary people in the city have.
[Sugyo's TV Hero]
Even if you're told by your phone to "go to hell" on the spot, we'll verify the theory that even ordinary people in the city have a story that doesn't slip, we'll verify the theory that even ordinary people in the city have a story that doesn't slip,
So, first of all...
Nadal, shut up!
Even if he's not a private person, he's one of our seniors and juniors.
You're trying to trick me!
This time, it's Nadal.
Wow...
What a strong enemy...
Basically, he's a liar...
That's right, he's a liar.
Nadal's life is filled with lies.
Such a strong enemy, Nadal...
We called him for a fake meeting...
What are you talking about?
While we were preparing for the monitoring...
I'm sorry, but we're a little late.
Oh, it's totally fine.
Can you wait a little longer?
Nadal is alone in his room...
We'll start the verification.
What are you talking about?
Huh?
[Nadal]
Hello?
We're late...
Are you okay now?
Yes, I'm fine.
Um...
Last week...
Yes?
Um...
You went out for a drink, didn't you?
Yes.
Um...
Yes.
Since then, I've been kind of...
I've been kind of...
I don't know...
I've been kind of uncertain about you.
Ah... I thought about it, too.
You thought about it, huh?
Didn't you find out about me?
No, I didn't.
I found out about you...
Yes, I found out about you...
For quite a long time...
Yes, for a long time...
Yes.
And...
After we met up...
You slept right away in about 20 minutes, didn't you?
And...
He made up a reason to get angry right away...
I see, I see...
As expected of Nadar...
- No, not 20 minutes. - No, I'm serious.
- No, no, that's about an hour and a half. - No, it's an hour and a half.
- No, no, you're lying. - No, no, it's an hour and a half.
- No, it's not 20 minutes. - No, it's about 30 minutes.
- About 40 minutes, yes. - No, no, it's about 30 minutes.
- I didn't drink it, so I don't know, but you've been drinking it for a while now. - That's right.
- I don't remember, but it's been 30 minutes. - It's only been 30 minutes.
As if it were a negotiation, the situation continued...
- Well... I'm being invited to sleep. - Shall we drink?
- Well... - He doesn't even apologize.
- I haven't apologized to you in my life. - I haven't apologized. I've been on fire all the time.
- I've been licked, haven't I? - No, you haven't been licked, but I really want you to know this, Fumio-san.
At that time, I was with Kubota-san, Sekimachi- san, and my mother, Sakai-san.
- We were so excited, weren't we? - Were we that excited?
- No, we weren't excited, but we were jealous that we were so excited. - What do you mean?
- If you're happy, you'll wake up. - Don't laugh, Fumio.
- Um... I'm not good at this anymore. I'm just going to sleep here tonight. - Don't laugh.
- I'm not going to sleep with you two, but I'm really sorry. - Do you really apologize? Do you think so?
- I think so, but this is serious. I'm really sorry. - No, you're noisy, so you can apologize.
- Don't you think so? - No, I don't think so. - That's what you think, Nadaru.
- No, I don't think so. That's what I think from the bottom of my heart. I'm really sorry. - Don't you think you're drinking something?
- He said it. - I'm not drinking anything. - Fujimoto-san is monitoring you.
- He said he's not drinking anything. - I'm not drinking anything. - I can't hear you.
- He said he's not drinking anything. - Aren't you apologizing while drinking?
- No, I'm really not drinking anything. - You're lying.
- I can hear you. - No, I'm not drinking anything.
Fujimoto-san doesn't know that Fujimoto-san is watching everything.
And in this situation, for some reason, hands- free...
- He said it. - I can't hear you.
- Why is it so hard for me to speak Japanese? It's frustrating. - Don't say it like you can speak any language.
- Why can't you hear me? - Yes. - Because you don't think it's really bad. - No, I do.
- You don't think so? - What do you think? - You don't think so?
- You're drinking something, aren't you? - I'm not drinking anything.
- What is this guy? - Seriously. - You're drinking something. Can't you hear me?
- You're drinking something. - I'm not drinking anything.
- Seriously, my body is starting to feel weird. My shoulders hurt a lot. I'm sure of it. - What are you talking about?
- Seriously, I just took a mochi the other day. - What are you talking about?
- My wound is... Damn it. - You're lying. - I avoided it with my loud voice.
- Seriously. - You're lying. - I'm not lying. - You're really...
- King of Control, there's this trainee and he's like "I'm scared. Can you do it for me?"
- "I'm a little scared."
- "I don't know."
- "It doesn't matter if you slipped." - "It's like this."
- "It's not like you slipped because you hurt your toe."
- "That's right." - "It's just not funny."
- "No, I'm laughing at Lumine."
- "The audience is really..."
- "What kind of audience are you talking about?"
- "The audience is having fun." - "It's over."
- "No, it's not over. It doesn't matter now."
As always, he doesn't show any sincerity with excuses.
- "I definitely won't do it."
Let's move on to the problem.
- "So, if you really think it's bad..." - "Yes?"
- "Would you give me a kick there?"
- "If I did..."
- "I'm really sorry!" - "Not at all."
- "I'm really sorry!" - "Are you?"
- "I am."
- "I'm really sorry!" - "As expected, he didn't do it."
- "Shut up." - "I'm really sorry!"
- "I didn't do it."
- "I can't see it, so I don't know." - "A little more."
- "Look, you're just lying, so I can't trust you."
- "No, I'm serious."
- "Then one last time, one last time, I'm sorry."
- "I'm sorry."
- "I'm really sorry!"
- "Ski jump?"
So, here's the spoiler.
- "I'm sorry!"
- "I didn't do it!"
- "I'm scared, I'm scared!"
- "You're lying!" - "You're lying!" - "You're lying!" - "You're lying!" - "You're lying!"
I'm sorry. I said it while I was drinking.
I was watching, Mr. Fujimoto!
- I wasn't watching! - I was watching!
I was watching! And then I got drunk!
"And then I got drunk"?!
What is that?
"And then I got drunk"?!
No matter how much you don't say "dohgeza" on the phone,
you don't do it in order to show your love.
But I think that would be pretty self-service.
No you don't!
I would never do that, Nazar, "dohgeza."
No you do it!
No you don't! I'm telling you!
There's no one who does that in a room like this.
Someone who hangs up on someone.
This is a good thing.
What did you just do?
In this situation.
Hanging up on someone.
The next target is...
A shitty comedian with 6.5 million yen in debt.
Kusuzuki Mogura of "Kunki Kaidan".
Takashi.
Is Takashi that pretty?
Who could it be?
Oh, good morning.
Oh, Mogura?
Oh, Mogura. Yes, good morning.
What are you doing today?
It's Mogura.
Oh, is it today? I'm a little busy now.
Live?
No, it's a meeting.
Are you busy recently?
Well, that's right.
So you don't need a salary?
No, I don't really need a salary.
But it's better than before, right?
It's definitely better than last year, right?
No, it's better than last year.
Then you'll pay me back, right?
Yes.
Money.
Takashi, who is also Mogura's successor, is planning to pay him back and leave.
Oh, I see.
Good morning?
Yes.
Well, you know...
Huh?
It's a little...
Well, it's a little tough right now.
You said you'd quit pachinko.
Yes.
I know you're hiding and playing pachinko.
No, no, wait a minute.
Is it really that tough of a conversation?
No, you can't play pachinko. Give me my money back.
Well, I haven't played pachinko in years.
No, you haven't played it in years.
Yes.
No, you can't pay me back tens of thousands of yen in three or four years.
Give me my money back today.
Today?
Yes.
How about this month?
Mogura, who is planning to retire from pachinko, decides to quit pachinko.
You should quit right now.
Oh, here it is.
Here... Yes.
You should quit right now.
Yes.
If you don't like pachinko.
Yes, I like pachinko, but...
No, you said you wouldn't pay me back.
Yes.
Wow!
No, I didn't mean I wouldn't pay you back.
You should quit.
Oh, I see.
Well...
I'm sorry I didn't pay you back.
By the way, you don't do dogeza, do you?
Oh, yes, I do.
Since he's been doing dogeza for a long time, he decided to give it another try.
Take off the cable on your gun.
Oh, I see.
No, it's not the sound of dogeza.
Oh, I'm sorry.
It's not a carpet...
He took it off.
Oh, I'll... I'll... I'll do it one more time.
I'll do it one more time.
Well... I'm sorry I didn't pay you back.
Oh...
Wow!
He really did dogeza.
Did he give up because of the dogeza sound?
We're going to do dogeza right here and now.
Following two different types of dogeza...
It's allowed to do dogeza over the phone.
Kusanagi Miyashita.
Kusanagi.
Yes, hello?
Oh, hello.
Yes.
Good morning.
Oh, good morning.
Are you okay now?
Yes, I am. I'm on the phone right now.
Oh, you're on the phone?
Oh, but there's no one here right now.
Oh, really?
Remember when we went shopping for clothes together?
Yes.
At the time...
Hey, do you remember...
What is it?
Do you remember I recommended you border clothes?
Yes.
Kusanagi, who picks up the phone like drawing an eight- letter word...
What kind of style is that?
Why can you wear hirako?
I said, "Doesn't this border clothing look good on you?"
And you said, "It looks like a snake, so it's no good."
Oh, you didn't buy it?
You didn't buy it?
Yes.
When you say it looks like a snake...
I thought it might be a little different.
Kusanagi, who didn't fall for it...
All he could do was blame it on this perfect excuse...
Can you apologize on my watch?
This is scary.
Are you asking me to take a picture of you on my watch?
No, you don't have to take a picture of me.
But I want you to apologize on my watch.
Watch...
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
Really?
Do you have any alcohol?
No, I don't.
So you want me to apologize on your watch?
Watch...
Do you want me to apologize on your watch?
But it's not that bad.
I said something like "you're like a snake"...
I'm sorry.
Even though you didn't fall for it...
You didn't fall for it, did you?
No, I didn't.
Even though he was quite confused...
Kusanagi fell for it, too.
You do fall for it, don't you?
So the last one will be verified by these two people.
What will happen, Mr. Ogata?
Hello, good evening.
Are you okay now?
I'm fine.
The reason why Koumoto is mad at Ogata is...
He invited him out for a meal, but he didn't reply.
It's a pity, but...
You said you were going out for a meal.
I called you a few days ago and you said you'd verify it.
That day is today.
What's wrong with you?
I'm sorry.
I'm going home.
What's wrong with you?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry?
Can you convey your sincerity?
Good.
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
You can say "I'm sorry" to anyone.
I didn't say anything.
Make-san, would you like some tea?
Oh, no.
Make-san, I'm going home.
You always say unnecessary things.
He was punished by an unethical person and got a counter-punch.
I don't like it.
You can't get away with it.
You said "Make-san is the safest."
Did I say "Make-san is the safest"?
I'll come back in this month.
I'll call you when I arrive in Canada.
He didn't know it and got a counter-punch.
Now, he's going to Dogether, a knight in the sea.
You're already in Dogether.
Yes.
Huh?
I'm really, really, really sorry.
He didn't hesitate and took a straight line.
I'm really, really, really sorry.
Surprisingly, three people took a straight line.
Let's check more.
People who take a straight line over the phone.
Don't you care even if you see one eye?
Checking outside.
By the way, after Dogether.
Is something wrong with your stomach?
Huh?
Stomach?
Are you sick?
Medicine?
Kusanagi doubted Hirako's drug use.
Oh, good morning.
Morning.
No, I thought you had a little room.
Yes, yes, yes.
Do you have a little room?
A little room?
Yes.
Well, if you have a little room...
Let's say...
Let's say 50,000 yen.
Mogura hurriedly saved up money for Takashi.
Do you think it's bad?
And you took a straight line.
Let me open it next time.
Although the three companies are best suited for dealing with people who take a straight line over the phone.
Is there anyone who can decide whether to take a straight line over the phone or not?
I have something I can't tell you.
Call-through outdoor dogeza verification.
First, Suzuki Mogura.
Thank you for your hard work.
You're not going to give me my money back, are you?
No, that's not what I meant.
But I'll pay you back.
Then dogeza me right now.
That's what I meant.
That's funny.
I'll do it right away.
No, hurry up.
Right now?
Right now, yes.
Right now?
Right now, yes.
Where are you?
I'm at a lawn in front of TBS.
I'm sorry for being late this morning.
Wow.
I know.
Without forgetting the sound appeal of the evidence,
he even did dogeza outdoors.
I see.
Sorry about that.
More!
Mogura!
You did dogeza a lot, didn't you?
I did dogeza a lot.
Here is the explanation of today's project.
When you say "excuse me" over the phone, you end up apologizing, don't you?
You're used to doing dogeza like that.
You do dogeza when people talk to you.
I do dogeza.
But you didn't care about people's eyes.
I don't know if I do dogeza or if I'm praying.
Don't say that!
I'm sorry, but can you do dogeza for me one more time?
Wait a minute.
Are you okay?
I'm scared!
Of what?
I'm scared enough not to say it.
I'm scared of doing dogeza outdoors.
Are you okay?
Really?
Yes.
I did dogeza outdoors for a while now.
After doing dogeza outdoors, he refused to do dogeza outdoors because of his strict approach and suspiciousness of Hirako's words.
So, the end was bad.
I can't do dogeza anymore.
I'm done with dogeza.
I'm sorry.
He's sincere.
Again, he doesn't hesitate to do dogeza.
And...
Do the highest level of dogeza.
The highest level of...
The highest level of dogeza is...
I'm sorry!
I'm really sorry!
Awesome!
Don't lift your legs up!
Some people can do legenden from the first episode.
Awesome!
It was quite a shocking result.
In the end, Nadal became a float.
Is it a ski jump style?
But it's not certain that Hirako doesn't do medicine.
No, no, no!
She does it in this program.
Oh, that's right.
The next presenter is this person!
Please come in!
Thank you!
Thank you for coming all the way from Jinnai!
Thank you for having me!
It's quite sudden, but I'd like you to hear about my childhood.
What is it?
When I was about 3 or 4 years old, my dad and I went to the seabed.
I was in the float and my dad washed me towards the sea.
My dad was on the beach.
Then a wave came and I fell off the float and almost drowned.
I almost drowned and my dad, who was looking at the beach, set fire to the cigarette.
I thought I was going to drown and die.
I asked my dad for help and he smoked a little bit.
Cigarette!
I thought I was going to drown and at the end, he threw it away and I was saved.
My dad threw it away!
It's quite an event in my heart and I still remember it.
This is the theory I brought about cigarettes this time!
The moment an Irish comedian set fire to a cigarette,
the staff changed their minds.
Even if your partner says "I'm down!", you don't just throw it away, you also smoke it!
That's another bad theory.
By the way, what about you, Hamman?
I do smoke.
What about you, Matsuoka-san?
I do smoke.
No matter what situation you're in, you still smoke.
I understand.
What about you, Hamman? If Natsumi-san says "I'm down!", would you say "Yay!"?
Hey!
Would you rather be a cigarette horse?
Stop it! Get out of here!
Even if your partner says "I'm down!", you don't just throw it away, you also smoke it!
So, we're going to interview some of the most popular Irish comedians in Jinnai.
First up...
Hachime.
Yes, yes, yes.
He smokes cigarettes.
He's an Irish comedian with 70,000 subscribers.
We both smoke.
And...
Our target for today is Hachime, Morishita.
Morishita, Hachime.
First of all, let's hear what Hachise has to say about the theory.
I totally understand how he feels.
At work, for example, when I'm smoking a cigarette and I'm told "Rehearsal is starting soon",
I sometimes say it after I've smoked a few cigarettes.
But this time, when I say "I'm down!", I don't think I'd smoke it.
Ever since I was tested for language impairment, I've become really strict about it.
Will his feelings for his partner win?
Or will his smile win?
Test start.
Nice to meet you.
My name is Kimura. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
The director hasn't come yet.
I'd like to talk about this project.
And here...
Sorry, the director hasn't come yet.
It'll take about 10 minutes.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
He was caught up in the waiting time that stimulated the photographer's psychology and went to the smoking area in a second.
That's amazing, isn't it, everyone?
Yes.
But Hatsuse picked up the phone and went into the room.
And he hurried to the monitoring space.
All right.
Could it be...
It's on.
I'm scared.
Mr. Kimura.
Mr. Hatsuse fell down.
He suddenly pressed his chest and fell down.
And he's not conscious at all right now.
He's doing it, isn't he?
He didn't say it.
I was about to say it.
It was a momentary thing.
He said "it was a momentary thing", but he quickly quit smoking.
Let's see.
What?
You...
- Thank you, man! - What do you mean?
- You're the best partner I've ever had! - What do you mean?
What do you mean?
- You didn't smoke, did you? - Oh, I just lit it up.
- You threw it away right away, didn't you? - Yeah.
- I'm happy for you! - I'll throw it away.
- I'm happy for you! - No...
- Eh, is there anyone who smokes? - In this situation...
- And so, the next target is... - Eh, it's dangerous.
Impulse. Surrounded.
I often see it, you know, the performer's...
While looking this way...
- That kind of thing. - I like it!
- What do you think of Maitaka-san's fall? - Well...
As expected of him... I think he'll come back.
Hmm...
He's been doing that for a long time, you know.
If you lose that much determination...
There's no choice but to kill you.
- That's right. - And so...
He led only those who were surrounded to the infirmary.
- Soon, soon... - He's here.
As expected of him, he'll come back right away, won't he?
- You were surrounded? - Yes.
- It looks like Itakata-san fell. - Eh?!
- He fell in the infirmary. - Eh?!
Eh? What should we do?
Let's go.
He said it twice! He said it twice!
That's deep! That's deep!
He saved it! He saved it!
That's deep!
He is a tycoon.
He is a tycoon!
He drank too much water!
He fell in the infirmary.
Wait, wait, wait! What?!
He fell in there, right?!
He fell in there!
No, this is...
Even though he fell in there, why did you do this last "tss" at the end?!
What is that?!
Seriously?! You are crazy as a person!
No, no, no! I didn't do anything!
Even though your partner fell in there, you did this last "eh, really?!"
Yes!
Wait, what is this?!
The sun was shining so brightly!
Wait, what am I...
The sun was shining so brightly!
Wait, what am I supposed to do?!
Wait, wash your mouth first!
Seriously!
This is terrible!
The next target is...
The panther, Ogata.
Ogata!
This guy, on the battlefield.
In the past, with his nicotine power...
He was such a heavy smoker that he even cleared that wall.
But Ogata should be fine, right?
If you ask him about his partner's can...
Will he run to you, smoking his favorite cigarette?
Or will he...
Ah, I can smell it! I can smell it!
It's on fire! It's on fire! It's on fire!
How is it? I'm counting on you!
I'm sorry. It looks like Mr. Kan fell down.
What? How?
He suddenly pushed his chest and fell down.
And it looks like Mr. Ogata also woke up.
He's unconscious.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Mr. Ogata!
With a flustered expression, Mr. Ogata decided to take a deep breath.
A deep breath...
And...
Why is there a voice?
What?
If you look at it once, you'll feel better.
You inhaled it!
What?
What does that mean?
He's in a hurry, but he doesn't throw away the fired cigarette on the ash tray.
Let's listen to what he said while he's unconscious.
Mr. Fukuoka.
What's going on?
You inhaled it, didn't you?
Wait a minute.
What do you mean, "inhaled it"?
I heard you fell down.
Did you know?
You inhaled it and turned it off.
But I'm glad you did.
You shouldn't have just turned it on.
I have a bone marrow system.
I'm 30,000 a month.
It's a waste of time.
You're a waste of time.
You turned me off, didn't you?
You tricked me.
As a result of the verification, it was found that two of them chose nicotine over their partners.
Next, they also verified it with patterns other than cigarettes.
What do you mean?
Their first target was...
Mr. Viking Nishimura, who is the most intelligent man in the entertainment world.
Do you do it for luck?
I do it for luck.
I like it on a ship.
Let's go!
This time, they will look for something that can replace snorkels.
It's a fake show.
I saw it!
They're doing their best.
They're in a bad mood.
They had to do a lot of filming.
In order to wash his body, which had become sticky with salt at the end,
he led him to the bath.
There, just before entering New York,
his partner, who was supposed to meet up with him later, collapsed and caused trouble.
Will Nishimura give up the bath and return to the fishing port immediately?
I want to wash it off lightly.
Nishimura-san! Nishimura-san!
The manager called me and said that Kotouge-san collapsed on his way here.
What?
He's not conscious at all and is being taken to a nearby hospital in an ambulance.
He can't go in there, can he?
The manager also asked Nishimura-san to come.
He's not conscious.
He might be dead.
What do we do?
Nishimura-san stood still and stood still.
Seriously, can you go in there?
He did exactly the opposite of what he said.
Direct sunset and ocean view.
Look at the scenery.
Look at the sea.
Take a shower.
No, I can't do that.
What are you doing?
Are you serious?
This is the worst.
What are you doing?
You're freezing me.
Take a good bath.
Are you kidding me, Izumira?
And...
His unique style continued for 15 minutes.
No, no, no.
There's no sign of him coming out of the bath.
I want to know how he feels.
Are you serious?
Are you serious about Kotogi's accident?
Wednesday's downtown.
Stop it!
I'm not stopping you.
You're doing it for that reason, aren't you?
Don't worry about me.
You're doing it for that reason, aren't you?
Don't say it like you got caught.
You're the one who got caught.
It was a long bath.
No, it's not like that.
I don't want to accept it.
This is the worst.
Don't you have to go to the hospital?
No, you're right.
I think it's the same as you saying it now and taking a bath.
What?
That's what I thought.
You were wearing a piece of toilet paper.
And the last target...
What is he doing?
He went to the rough sea.
He's here.
Mr. Noddy.
I'm going to try to eat white meat.
Thank you.
I'm going to try to eat white meat.
Thank you very much.
I'm going to try to eat white meat.
Thank you very much.
He was drunk and stopped filming.
He took a bath and ate udon noodles.
He was very tired.
When he heard that his partner had collapsed, what would he do?
Mr. Nodara!
What is it?
It seems that Nishio-san contacted his manager and collapsed on the way.
What?
I don't know.
Apparently, it's pretty bad.
He was transported to a hospital in Chicago.
What?
What do you mean you collapsed?
What?
I don't know what you're talking about.
What?
Did you really collapse?
Where do you hear that from?
They had a smooth conversation.
Hurry up!
You're talking in a very annoying way.
He washed away the salt all over his body with the shortest way.
It's more than I expected.
It's better than Nishimura.
What's going on?
I don't know what's going on at all.
Is it Wednesday's "Downtown"?
Let me tell you about today's plan.
I was worried about you.
But why didn't you fall down?
It feels weird to me.
Even though I put an apple in my mouth, water is coming in.
But I'm wearing a cap.
I put all the medicine in my cap.
I don't know what's going on.
Even if I don't feel like it, I won't put it in.
You cut it recently, didn't you?
That's why it's bleeding.
It doesn't feel good.
He cut his cap.
His excuse is...
He pushed his cap.
It turned out like this.
How about you, Ohta?
When Saito-san falls down, I go right away.
But when Otake-san falls down...
I don't go.
Otake-san? What are you talking about?
When you say Saito-san, you say Otake-san?
Mr. Smuts, what if Mr. Amada falls down?
Mr. Amada won't fall down.
He won't fall down in the first place.
He might get a hard knee.
That's cool.
Next, we will introduce and verify various theories in the world.
"Everyone's Theory Corner".
Today's presenter is...
Mr. Tamura!
Thank you for having me.
I brought a theory related to a certain program.
Here it is.
If everyone has an unspoken story, even ordinary people in the city have a theory.
The unspoken story of Matsumoto Hitoshi.
The concept of this program is that everyone has an unspoken story, and no matter how many times you hear it, it's interesting.
That means that not only entertainers but also ordinary people have an unspoken story.
When you came out, everyone was excited.
No, no, Matsumoto-san.
Yes?
When I auditioned in private, Matsumoto-san told me that I wasn't good at it, and I didn't want to do it.
So far, it has been sent by the sponsors you see.
Matsumoto Hitoshi is saying it.
No, no, no. I'm not the one who said it. Who on the show said it?
If everyone has an unspoken story, even ordinary people in the city have a theory.
Business is construction.
Is there an unspoken story?
There is an unspoken story.
A while ago, while I was taking a break from work,
About 10 people told me that my boss would buy me a drink.
About 5 young people.
Everyone chose a drink in front of an ambulance.
So I chose coffee.
Other young people chose cola and so on.
Then there was a young man who bought water.
My boss said, 'Why are you buying water?'
My boss said, 'You can't drink water anywhere.'
My boss said, 'You should choose juice or coffee.'
My boss said, 'Juice?!'
My boss said, 'Water?!'
That's all.
That's why!
Water...
That's why!
When I'm really drunk, I choose water.
But depending on the person,
Some people might be noisy.
Is there a story you can't tell?
Let me see...
It's an unspoken story.
I'm sure I told you about it about 8 years ago.
I met a girl.
We just hung out and went home.
Then she told me to come home.
So I went home and slept in the same bed.
But in the end,
I thought it was okay to touch her,
but I didn't.
I played with her a couple of times,
but I kept repeating it,
and in the end I didn't do anything.
When I told my friend about it,
she said, 'You can't say that as a man.'
So I took it.
It's a great story.
I went to a farm as a first grade student.
While I was young, I was after girls.
There was a flock of pigeons.
I tried to divert them,
and I scared them away like this.
And then they flew away.
I thought it went well, but the teacher scattered it next to me.
I did this story in class when I was in 3rd grade of high school.
I received a lot.
Is there a story you didn't tell?
There is.
I did it when I was in junior high school.
The class was about to start.
I was running with my friends.
When I was running, there was a wall in junior high school.
My little finger hit the wall.
I went to class.
While I was taking class, my little finger was injured.
The next day, I went to the hospital and had a cartilage fracture.
My dad told me about it.
I can't laugh when I talk about it with my friends.
She is laughing.
Is there a story you didn't tell?
There is.
I had a cartilage fracture in junior high school.
I was riding a motorcycle in a hotel in junior high school.
The hotel was called Komon Gozen.
Komon Gozen, isn't it?
I thought it was good, so I lined it up in the morning while eating breakfast.
I lined it up neatly and put it on the table, and it was almost natto set meal.
Do you have a story that doesn't slip?
Yes, I do.
Don't say it!
It was three years ago, but when I went to an AKB handshake event, my mother's backpack was the same color as mine, so I took my mother's backpack with me.
I noticed it when I arrived at the handshake event, and my mother scolded me.
It's the most interesting story so far.
What do you mean?
Is it interesting?
No, no, no.
Shut up!
I know what you're talking about.
How could you say that?
You're ruining my show.
But you told your friends about it, too.
I did it on purpose!
Some of them told me about it, and some of them said it's funny!
No, no.
Do you have a story that doesn't slip?
Yes, I do.
That's why you said it.
He's laughing a lot.
It's interesting.
Who said it last?
Is it more interesting than "otake"?
Yes, it's more interesting than "otake".
I feel sorry for "otake".
But it's not good to go outside.
You can hear traffic lights and cars, so you can't calm down.
Masuo-san...
Why are you talking about us?
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Next week is everyone's theory special!
If Kikomaro opened the lid of a seafood bowl and there was a real jewel in it...
He'd say "it's a jewel box" straight away!
Kuro-chan, if you were in a flower garden when you woke up, you'd think you died!
And...
"It's impossible to open a snack bag with your hands after making a hamburger"...
"It's like you're about to die and you're about to meet Mr. Donemita"...
We're releasing all kinds of detailed theories!
Osu! Osu! Osu!
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