AISubs v3.5
Now, it's Wednesday. Thank you for coming.
The first presenter is this person.
Who is it?
He is a business man.
Thank you for coming.
Today, we did a test three years ago.
It is a business hell theory of entertainers who stole small tools in the dressing room.
Do you remember it?
Kougumei Dayuu was tough.
He stole a set of clothes and white clothes.
And he just came out as an ordinary man.
It was a hat and gorette test.
It was a hell like thing.
And today is the second of such hell theory.
No, no, no.
I can't watch it. Why is it the second one?
I think you can watch the second one.
I will show you the second one.
It is this.
It is a business hell theory of entertainers whose secret lines are sealed.
Yes, it is this.
For example, like "this person"
For example, like "this is Miyashiko"
Stop it!
It is not right to say "stop it"
I'm sorry!
No, it is fine.
Like this!
I'm really sorry!
No, no, no.
It is like...
It is like a joke, right?
That is also wrong!
That is fine!
You guys, don't turn the camera!
It is turning!
So, after this...
How will the entertainers, who were denied their secret lines just before their turn, get through this?
Furthermore...
A real pro golfer competition will be held.
They will make their own clubs and compete in golf.
And...
"No color, smell like air" part 3 will also...
The entertainers who were denied their secret lines will be put in jail.
This time, with the full cooperation of the event "Oktoberfest" in Deutschbier...
A fake comedy live will be held in that venue.
The entertainers who were denied their secret lines will be put in jail for any reason just before their turn.
Is this really an event?
First of all, the first target is...
Master of Hamburg, Speed Wagon, Joe Itoda.
The secret lines put in jail are of course...
Are you kidding me?
Hamburg!
Now that it's five minutes before the show starts...
This fake eventer will tell us about the Hamburg NG.
Excuse me.
Thank you for waiting.
I'm sorry for the timing, but I'd like to ask you for an advice.
The sponsor of this event is a German company.
They sell sausages, salami, and ham.
Since Hamburg is a competitive product...
I'd like you to not use the word "hamburg" during the show.
Is it possible?
I'd like you to tell me.
I'm sorry for the timing, but I'd like you to not use the word "hamburg" during the show.
Are you kidding me?
I'd like you to tell me.
I'd like you to tell me if you can do me a favor.
I'm sorry.
He's got his head in his hands.
Seriously?
However, they still haven't found a solution.
Let's move on for now.
It's Antoni Ma's turn.
Is this how it's going to be?
We can't change the topic, can we?
How will they overcome this situation?
Will they be able to...
Will they be able to change the topic?
I'm scared. I want to go.
But I want to go.
I want to say it.
Yes, they are...
They are...
They are grilled meat.
I don't think we can go there yet.
He said "hamburger" and introduced himself.
He is a master of grilled meat.
His name is Jun Itoda.
This is a hot iron plate for all of you in Harajuku. It's 1,200g.
The other day...
When I was walking around my house, my mother said...
"Hey, you who are walking around with grilled meat...
How long are you going to walk around like that?
You are the one who is walking around with grilled meat, aren't you?
You should go back to work soon."
It's kind of funny, isn't it?
For dinner...
All meat is grilled!
This is...
Gather up all the meat and grill it!
The "hamburger" has doubled in size.
The hot "teppanjofu" is 200g.
Yes, lunch and meat are important.
Gather up all the meat and grill it!
I don't know what you're talking about.
And somehow, the story ends.
But, after 10 minutes, they cut it up in just 3 minutes.
They're in a hurry to escape.
It's too early for a story.
What's this?
So, the story...
Gather up all the meat and grill it!
I'm tired.
My hands are shaking.
It's probably Wednesday.
You're right.
To explain this project...
It was hell.
The customer said "hamburger".
Did you get it in today's time?
I measured it here.
How many minutes was it?
It was 3 minutes.
You will be scolded for 3 minutes.
The next game is...
"Sugi-chan".
It's "wild", isn't it?
This is also "wild" 5 minutes before.
This time...
Because the sponsor is trying to protect wild animals...
"wild" means "wild meat", so "wild" is not used.
No, no, it's messed up.
But if you say it like this...
If you say it like this, it's a little tough.
That's right.
It's a messed up reason, but...
Without giving us a chance to think about it, we hurriedly went to standby.
Wow!
"wild" has been blocked.
"wild" Sugi-chan.
How will you respond?
How is it?
Look!
Wild, isn't it?
Why?
Look at the part where you put your shoes on.
How is it?
Wild, isn't it?
"wild" has been converted into Japanese.
However, for this NG reason...
I feel like it's "wild meat".
After that...
This is a computer keyboard, isn't it?
Right?
How is it?
That important "boy" part...
You only put it on there, didn't you?
You can't use it anymore.
There is no "ohayo" anymore.
Isn't it amazing?
You only put it on there, didn't you?
I was going to do it a little more, but I was going to use a whole one.
It's not "rap" anymore, it's "compo".
You're surprised, aren't you?
You're scared, aren't you?
"wild" has been converted into various words.
Sugi-chan went through Cuba.
How is it?
It's amazing.
"wild" has been converted into various words.
The scene where "wild" makes you look away...
That's all.
Thank you very much!
However, they managed to finish it in 10 minutes.
They did their job well.
The next target is...
Koume Dayuu.
Damn it!
This time, from the point of view of "animal love" that the sponsors are concerned about...
It's not allowed to use "shikusho" in a simple way.
I wonder if "shiraten" is okay.
I'm really worried about it.
What will happen?
I knew it!
What do you mean?
Your head hit it, didn't it?
What do you mean?
Compote beer!
What?
Compote beer!
It's still good.
Beer!
I think you were cursed just now.
I just remembered a festival.
I was told not to curse at a shrine festival.
It was real.
I didn't want the camera to come later.
I didn't want to do it at a sacred shrine.
I was told at the last minute.
By the way, what did you say at that time?
It was Anpanchi.
Anpanchi?
My son had just seen Anpanman.
He kept saying Anpanchi and Anpanchi.
I didn't like it at all.
I was really angry.
Next episode is "Cool Popo".
It's long.
At times like this...
This time, "What did you say?" and "You screwed up",
are not allowed to say their names with their combined products.
It's not like that.
Hello, I'm Cool Popo!
Nice to meet you!
What kind of men are there in the world?
There was a man who brought steak for his lunch to show off.
What?!
Everyone!
The man kept quiet and...
It's good for your health!
Applause!
He searched on his smartphone and changed it to German.
If it wasn't for this, we'd do everything in German.
As advertised, it didn't get popular.
The show was over.
I don't know if it's right.
And the last one is this man.
"Hollywood Zacoche".
As you can guess, it's a buzzword.
"Hammer", "hammer".
I'm sorry for interrupting you, but I'd like to consult you about something.
"Hammer" is a German slang word.
It means "shower".
"Hammer" means "hammer".
I see.
Since it's a lunch event,
I'd like you to do something without using "hammer".
"Hammer", "hammer".
I see.
What should we do?
How will Furuhata solve this problem?
"Hammer", "hammer".
I'm Furuhata.
There wasn't much story between them.
- That's right. - I see.
We have a conclusion.
- How was it, everyone? - How was it?
When I was called for an event and I was told "fight", I felt like I shouldn't say "one shot", you know?
- Is that so? Because you were doing it? - I was imitating you.
- Well, there is a part where you come to hear a famous line, - That's right.
so it's kind of unpleasant and you wonder "what is it?"
But "what should I do?" and "third stage" make me feel like I shouldn't receive it.
- You shouldn't receive it? - Yes.
Your laughter is kind of bad as a sponsor.
I don't know what you're doing. What's your purpose?
- It doesn't mean you shouldn't be funny at all. - That's really scary.
The next presenter is this person! Please come in!
Hello!
- Hello, hello, hello! - It's me, Konishi!
- Thank you for coming! - Thank you!
First of all, do you know this manga?
- Here it is! - It brings back memories!
- Of course you know it! Matsuno-san, you know it, right? - Of course I know it!
- Mansa-san! - I've seen it! - You've seen it?! - In the anime, in the opening, in "All in One"...
- I see... - Moriyama-san, what do you think of "Pro Golfer Monkey"?
- No, it's my first time hearing of it! - You don't know it? - No...
- What is it about? - It's about a monkey-like physical ability boy who's really good at golf...
...and how he fights and wins against various people.
- And he only uses one club! - That's right!
- That's why we've brought a project about "Pro Golfer Monkey"! Here it is!
- "Real Pro Golfer Monkey Championship"! - Yes!
- First of all, you don't know what it is, right? - Yes! - Yes!
- First of all, please look at this!
- Now, this...
- Hamada-san just said that he only uses one club, but... - Yes!
- How many clubs does he usually use for golf? - Fourteen!
- The highest, right? - The highest, right?
- He only uses one club! - That's right! The most important club!
- And then, please look at this! - What is it about?
- Now, this monkey...
- ...just like this, he pulls out one tree...
- ...and cuts it with a saw or files it...
- ...and then made this driver! - What an idiot!
- It's not idiotic! - It's not idiotic! - It's really amazing, you know!
- This time, like a monkey...
Let's have a golf match at a self-made club from a tree!
What?
Is it self-made?
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
Real Pro Golfer Monkey Championship!
First of all, everyone,
we asked you to wear a pro golfer monkey costume for "real".
It's not bad.
But, you know what?
This T-shirt doesn't shrink at all.
It's hard to move.
So, the challengers this time are
these two golf entertainers.
They're good!
They've played golf before,
but they're former Daiku Amako Winters men.
And...
Wait a minute!
Who are you?!
You're not saying a word!
Do you know who this person is?!
I don't know!
Why don't you know?!
This person is Mr. Masuda, who creates the golf club of Mr. Ozaki Jumbo!
It's Tommy Ko Masuda!
The fourth challenger has been creating the club of Mr. Ozaki Jumbo for 25 years.
He used to live in the club's house.
He's Mr. Masuda Yuji.
It was really hard!
Here it is!
Wow!
Really?!
Wow!
Mr. Haranishi will be creating a golf driver for you for a week from now.
What?!
Why?!
You want me to create a club for you?
With this?
It's huge!
It's amazing!
What?!
He's fat!
A driver?!
Wow!
It's pretty hard.
I'm not good at it, though.
Like crafting and stuff.
I might be doing like this on the day.
She's good at golf, but she's worried about making clubs.
I want to make a golf club.
Because I was a carpenter.
Nagisa wants to cover golf beginners like Hanbe with her former carpentry skills.
And Lion wants to...
Mahanest and Nagisa are busy.
They work a lot.
But I hardly work anymore.
I'm so free.
I think I can make a lot of clubs.
Using "freedom" as an advantage, they plan to make clubs over time.
I'm used to carving from iron.
But it's hard to carve from this.
They can't hide their confusion.
They're club craftsmen.
What clubs did they make?
This is important.
Let's start with Haraniss.
Here we go.
This is Haraniss's club.
This is my club.
Wow!
What is this?
This is heavy.
This is not a club.
This is a club.
This is a lie!
This is heavier than a club.
What is this?
This is a carver!
Paranishi and Marta went to home center first
Let me ask you something
Otherwise we can't start
I think it's hard to start from the beginning
At first I was cutting chainsaws
Chainsaws?
I thought it would be like that
Chainsaws?
Yes
Let's get started
I've never done it before
Do you have to do it yourself?
Using chainsaws, they cut out clubs from the logs
It's so hard
What is this?
And they continue working for 2 hours
It's done!
Is it done?
No it's not
It's here
It's heavy
This is the head
It's like this
It's so hard!
It's like a teacher
Everyone has experience
How do you cut it from there?
You cut it and it's a saw
This is also hard!
The thickness is getting smaller and smaller but it takes a lot of time
It's my first time in a week but I used a whole bunch of banterine
It was that much?
I wanted it all over my body
Next is the length of the motorcycle
This is what Mosessey made
Wow
The width and the thinness are different
She's a woman so she doesn't have much power
I wanted it to be light
Hello
It suits you
Nagisa came to the workshop
Here I go
What?
So you do it like this
She used her experience as a motorcycle mechanic for 5 years
She used various tools and finished up the club
She's a pro
It looks like a club
It's really heavy
The third person, Lion, took it out
This is it
Touch it
It's so smooth
Isn't it amazing?
It doesn't matter
It's so smooth
I cut it a lot
I do it 3 times
Even finishing it up
It's not good for you
On the first day, Lion started working at Yoshimoto head office
Lion said, "What? Are you making a golf club?" "What? With wood?" "With wood?" "Are you like a professional golfer?" "Are you like a monkey?" "Are you doing such a relaxed thing in Yoshimoto's head office?" "What?" "Are you in Yoshimoto's head office right now?" "No, I'm not, but I want to make a golf club." "And," "That's right, yes," "because we had some time left," "Yes," "what did you do?"
"I made these two, too." "What? I can't believe it!" "What?" "I made an iron and a putter." "Wow." "Wow." "I cut putter like this." "Oh, putter." "I want you to lose." "I want you to lose." "Really?" "I want to do it! I want to do it in such a place!" "Then, I would like you to show Master's club." "It's short, isn't it?" "It's different."
"What?" "This is it." "Wow!" "Wait a minute!" "What?" "Wait a minute! What?" "What? Really? You cut it from a log?" "Really?" "Really?" A competition between self- made clubs. Professional golfer Monkey Championship. Masuda, a craftsman, first roughly cuts out the shape of the club from the log.
With this saw, he can continue to cut for three hours.
Wow, as expected of him.
Okay, it's done.
Wow, it's heavy.
Yes, it looks good.
But...
Wow, this is an old club.
I feel like it can't be sold unless it's a little lighter.
Yes.
So, he drilled a hole in the back of the head and weighed it.
And...
Is it heavy?
After painting and adjusting the appearance, it's complete.
It was hard work.
It was hard work, wasn't it?
Wow!
Wow, it's amazing!
Wow, it's heavy!
Wow!
It looks like it can be sold.
Wow, it's heavy!
Wow, it's amazing!
Wow!
Let me compare it.
It's different.
It's completely different.
It's heavy!
The real professional golfers championship is coming to an end.
But, you know, Mr. Arnes and Ryan are good.
The stage this time is...
425 yards in total.
Par 4's Long Middle Hole.
Wow, it's long.
It's long, isn't it?
There's a bunker near the green.
This golf course is the southern course of Cush.
So, the first one is...
Good luck!
His golf skills are certain.
The club is Paranishi, the heaviest this time.
I think I can beat Mr. Paranishi.
I see.
Mr. Paranishi, will you be able to save the club's weight and show us your awesomeness?
I can't even wear gloves.
Oh, I see.
It's dangerous!
There's a bunker.
It's dangerous!
It hurts! It hurts!
It seems like he can't do the full song.
It's heavy!
With that weight, he has to bend his back.
This is difficult!
Me too!
Let's go!
It's the second time.
So, he's trying again for the second time.
Should I raise it more?
Yes, make it compact.
Yes, yes.
That's it!
Oh!
That's...
That's going to take some time!
It didn't fly at all!
Afraid of empty space, he tried to raise it.
It's hard to do a rough song.
The first song is only 40 yards.
Even if I'm scared...
You can't swing it, can you?
The next song is Ms. Nane's first ever song with a T-shirt.
It's difficult to hit it.
Anyway, I'll hit it!
Yes, please!
Here I go!
Yes!
If you hit it, it's amazing.
Even if it's just that...
Oh!
Amazing!
Oh!
Oh, amazing, amazing!
It's amazing!
Well, well, well...
Here I go!
I'm not afraid of empty space at all!
This is the first time!
Wow!
He's a beginner, but his best score is 83 yards, which is more than empty space.
Yes, yes, yes.
He hit it 70 yards.
The next song is Mr. Onishi's song, which he made three clubs beyond the original song because he was too free.
He's good at it.
I want to hit it over the eaves at least!
Well, will he be able to exceed the eaves' record of 70 yards?
Yes!
He hit it!
It's going up!
Amazing!
It's going up!
Amazing!
You can't get a par, can you?
I can get a par!
Amazing!
The Ounishi Lion, which flew straight,
extended its distance and reached 159 yards,
in the middle of the fairway.
Amazing!
This is the best!
Don't say you're not worried at all!
I'm serious!
I forgot about this one, too!
The last one is the club craftsman, Masuda's T-shirt.
But the way it looks...
It looks like a professional golf club!
It's the closest it looks like.
You can do it normally, can't you?
Wow!
It made a good sound!
Wow!
Amazing!
Wow!
It's flying!
It's flying like crazy!
His golf skills are also amazing!
The club craftsman, Masuda,
scored 184 yards with a perfect first stroke.
My nice shot is getting blurry.
It's getting blurry, isn't it?
Yes.
After that, the Ounishi Lion, who couldn't make a single shot,
used the cart road as a pattern and moved forward steadily.
Wow!
That's a bad place to go!
Is there grass here?
Nagisa did the same and made fine cuts.
This is Lion and Masuda.
And they managed to catch up to Ounishi and Masuda, who only made one shot.
Wow!
What's with his waist?
Wow!
He made it over the bunker!
Wow!
Is it for this?
Is it no longer in a situation where it can be recovered?
After that, Haranishi finally made it green with a total of 17 strokes.
And Nagisa, who showed a surprising improvement,
is now in the 14th stroke.
In the meantime, Oiki imitated using a wooden iron in the 4th stroke.
This might be a winner!
So this is the only bunker.
Yes, I see.
Everyone, this is very hot.
I was surprised.
It was very hot.
It's because it's dry.
He managed to hit eight of these.
He's good.
And he hit the top one.
This is it.
He hit it.
It's amazing.
He hit the green one with sanda.
And then...
Double bogey.
He hit a double bogey and won.
If you hit one more, you'll be a better driver.
You look like a pro golfer after 50 years.
You don't look like a pro golfer.
The real pro golfer monkey was Yuji Masuda.
Mr. Masuda, you were surprised, weren't you?
I was worried that it might break because it doesn't bend with a machine, but I wasn't worried at all.
By the way, the real pro golfer monkey's little brother is called Komaru.
He puts Komaru's cat in Komaru's mouth and puts Komaru's cat in Komaru's mouth.
Isn't that a Yakuza way of doing it?
I think I'll do that project next time.
Who puts Komaru's cat in Komaru's mouth?
I don't know if it's a Yakuza way of doing it or not.
You said it, didn't you?
It's not like you always say it, but it's a Yakuza way of doing it.
I've seen that kind of scene in a movie.
I don't know that example at all.
You said it while saying it.
Next, we will introduce and verify various theories in the world.
Everyone's theory corner.
Tonight's presenter is...
Mr. Tamura!
Thank you for your introduction.
Now, I have this theory with me.
No color, smelly air cannon
If you let me eat a smelly air cannon while I'm preaching, does it smell?
Wouldn't it be funny if Jimmy Onis-san, who has a sharp sense of smell, ate it?
The second episode has already been broadcasted.
I did it before that.
They don't know much about it.
If you do it too early, you'll be found out.
So I did it as early as possible.
It seems that the nose works better than the sense of smell.
That's really true.
You know the sharpness of the sense of smell, don't you, Matsumatsu-san?
The sharpness of the sense of smell is only amazing.
So far, it has been provided by the sponsors you see.
I don't think you care about it.
Isn't it too much of a fight instinct and you're going to kill it?
"No color, smelly air cannon" Part 3
So, the first target is...
Oh, I was surprised.
It came out.
Daisuke Miyana.
It's a bit of a mess.
It stinks!
Daisuke Miyana, who is in charge of this project...
If you succeed, you'll get 1 million yen.
It was called out in a fake show.
In the middle of the challenge, he blew up an air cannon.
This time, Daisuke-san will be challenged with...
A 50-digit note with a minority of writing rate.
That suits you!
So, in order to keep the fake show's order...
First of all...
Write it down for an hour.
Can I write it down?
Then...
Is it correct?
Yes.
3.14159751.
It's perfect.
Wow!
Shall we go?
Daisuke Miyana, who is in charge of this project...
So, let's go to the studio and record a fake show.
It's always messy in there.
1 million yen.
I'll bring it home.
I'll do my best!
It's finally time for him to blow up an air cannon.
So, let's go!
It's Daisuke Miyana's challenge!
Will he succeed?
3.1415926535
He's serious.
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He's coming!
Why are you turning around?
I'm sorry.
I forgot!
Huh?
Since it's the real thing, Ezaki endured it.
I forgot!
Where did you go?
Memories flew away.
No, no, no!
No, no!
And...
He's coming!
I'm sorry.
During the challenge, the flashy Ezaki...
And...
He's taking off his glasses.
Damn it!
He failed the challenge!
Damn it!
He failed the challenge!
Wait a minute, what is this?
What is this? It makes me angry!
Here is the spoiler!
How was it?
What do you mean? It stinks!
I've never smelled something like this!
It smells like a chimpanzee digging up a towel in some zoo!
It's that bad!
I smelled it when I was a kid!
Wait a minute, is it a joke?
Actually, it's Wednesday...
Here it is!
It's not like this!
It took me so long to make it!
What is this?
It stinks!
It's in here!
It stinks!
It's in here!
The next target is...
I smelled it like this!
It's in here!
The camera is ready.
Are you confident in your memory?
What is this?
3.14159265358979323
I want to see this properly!
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While smelling the foul smell, he continues to eat.
Furthermore...
It's coming again!
Double! Double!
It's coming again!
It doesn't look like he's getting pleasure from the smell, but it's true.
It's coming out.
Weird.
And...
What's wrong?
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You look like you're in a good mood.
It's coming!
7...
It's coming out!
510!
Wow!
He ate it!
He got 1 million yen!
It's a special year.
Something weird happened.
From the middle...
I smelled the sea.
Sea?
I was born and raised in Fuji, Shizuoka Prefecture, Tagonora Port.
The smell of the port came up a lot.
It was a nostalgic smell.
Does it mean it smelled good?
He's encouraged me.
I have something to tell you.
Wow!
This scent...
welcomes me!
Let's move on.
Thank you!
Mr. Osco and Kazumi Wada.
They are both 78 years old.
3.1415926...
535...
8...
9...
7...
9...
It's dirty.
How was the scent?
I couldn't smell it at all.
Why?
The scent...
By the way, this is the scent that Mr. Osco was smelling.
Why?
And finally, this man...
Thank you!
Mr. Jimmy Onishi.
Please write a note of a few decimal places below 50 digits.
Yes.
So...
Well...
It's obvious, isn't it?
What's wrong?
There are about 50 circles like this.
Mr. Jimmy?
No, really...
What is he talking about?
Mr. Jimmy Onishi, who also won against the police,
Don't smoke too much.
was finally able to smell the foul air.
It's just smoke.
So...
What's going to happen?
3...
Chon
Iiyo
"Iiyo"?
San
Ichiyon
Iiyo
Ikou
"San" "Ten"
Ichiyon
Ichigo
"San" "Ten"
Ichiyon
Iiyo
Who said "Iiyo"? I know it.
Here it comes.
Iiyo
Hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Ha!
But he couldn't do it.
You can do it! You can do it!
And...
Hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
You can do it!
Hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
I'm sorry.
I'm in a bad mood.
I'm sorry I'm in a bad mood.
You can do it!
I'm in a bad mood.
You can do it!
He asks for help from the staff.
You can do it!
He escapes from the bathroom.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Are you okay?
I'm in a bad mood.
I'm sorry.
He tries again.
You can do it!
Hungry!
You can do it!
Hungry!
Are you okay?
You!
I'm sorry.
- What is that? - 3 points.
- Red, red, red. - Strawberry.
- It's broken, it's broken. - Strawberry.
Challenge failed!
It's not worth 1 million yen!
- Let's go. - Yes.
And so, Jimmy is remembered as 3.1415 Mago.
Ah, you're cute!
Ah, it's funny.
There's something funny about liking such a person.
- I knew it! - I knew it! I knew it would be like this!
I knew it and it's funny.
Jimmy, you're amazing.
I want you to make a special channel for this.
Next episode, "Can you shed a tear at the chorus of a song?"
The 3rd Crying Chorus Championship will be held!
Furthermore!
As an entertainer, you can't not display this!
The MVS trophy for "Slippery Story" will definitely be displayed at home!
The longest driving distance of a taxi driver in history!
There are reasons why you can't ride it!
"The Past Broadcast" is being broadcast on Parabi!