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Let's welcome our guests for this week!
Let's welcome our first presenter!
Please come in!
Welcome to "Kirinkayashi"!
Are you a "pin" comedian?
No, I'm not a "pin" comedian.
I'm still alive.
I'm a little far from TV.
Today, we have a third episode of a very popular show.
Oh, really?
I wonder if this show ever had a very popular show.
I'm sure there were a lot of well-known shows.
Do you have any memorable shows?
Akatsukei
"Akatsukei" comes out all the time.
It's been a while.
Oh, really?
To be honest, it's been two years.
Really?
Let's take a look at it.
This is the set I brought with me.
"Hayaben Sensei" Episode 3!
It's been two years.
It's been that long?
Do you remember Episode 1?
Yes, we do.
In order not to be found out that Sensei is teaching,
we asked you how much you could eat for lunch.
Yes, yes.
It was quite popular.
It was very interesting and popular,
so we did Episode 2 right away.
Masumoto-san, do you remember?
I do, I do.
We put in too much effort.
We jumped out of school.
Yes, yes.
At a spiritual spot,
we ate crabs in order not to be found out.
I don't know why!
It's too early.
It's too early for you to jump.
It was good, wasn't it?
It was too different.
It was too different for everyone.
It was like a king's dinner.
If you praise it a little,
the next day you'll have a huge resistance
and it'll be really bad.
After this, they went back to the starting point and
"Hayaben Sensei" in the classroom.
Furthermore,
an athlete pranking Shikakerin.
It's too popular, so let's re-examine "isn't it interesting?" theory.
And,
if you're an expert, can you feel the presence from behind and dodge an attack?
Hayaben Sensei
This time, we'll use this fake plan to call a teacher.
During the class,
students will compete for "how fast can you say Hayaben?"
Therefore,
"Hayaben Sensei" will be revived.
The one who will challenge is...
What? What? What?
He's good at it.
Has he ever done "Hayaben" when he was a student?
I've done it, but it was during break time.
During class, of course.
I've done it during class.
Really?
My dad's old "Maruzutsu" style bento box.
"Maruzutsu" style bento box.
"Hayaben" doesn't suit you.
It's warm.
Miso soup is warm.
First of all, "Hayaben" will have this cream puff.
I think I can do it.
During 10 minutes of class, points will be added for the amount of food you eat.
If you are found out in the middle of class, all points will be confiscated.
As a result of the lottery, as you can see...
The previous one...
That's right.
And the teacher for the first hour is...
It depends on the teacher, too.
She'll get angry.
Mrs. Debbie.
Mrs. Debbie will get angry.
This time, Mrs. Debbie will give a lecture about social society.
Take a seat!
I'm a little nervous.
The girl behind you, why are you laughing like that?
Oh, I'm scared!
Not you, behind you.
Oh, thank you!
I'm happy.
No, you have to look serious.
As soon as she started, her teacher warned her.
The classroom is filled with tense atmosphere.
Good morning!
Please introduce yourself.
I'm Zaco Shaw of Hollywood. Nice to meet you.
Yes.
I'll do my best.
I'm Natsu Ando of Maple Association. Nice to meet you.
Maple Association?
Yes.
I'm very happy to be here.
Where did you get your name?
Yes.
Where did you get your name?
My name is...
Rocket start!
Maple is sweet and...
She's attacking!
Awesome!
She's hiding!
It's frustrating!
Nishimura, hurry up and join us!
Nishimura, where are you?
There's a nice wall here.
I'm Tetsuya Ando. Nice to meet you.
Hello, I'm Hikobano. Nice to meet you.
I'm biking Nishimura. Nice to meet you.
Your name is in the show and in real life, right?
People say that a lot.
Yes.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Trendy Angel's Takashi. Nice to meet you.
I didn't know.
Honie Angel?
I'm Trendy Angel.
Trendy Angel?
Yes.
You're not trendy at all.
She said it!
Angel?
Yes, Angel.
Awesome!
It's a chance when you turn around.
My name is...
That's not good!
Go! Go! Go!
It's not good.
You're too much of a bully.
Go further! Go further!
You're too much of a bully.
You can still go! You can still go!
While the teacher is writing his special edition,
students are carrying cream in their mouths one after another.
It's a match!
"Raffna" means "jewel".
You can still do it!
What's wrong?
What's wrong with you?
You went too far!
My throat is clogged.
Oh no, Nishimura!
Yes, in fact, this cream is not cream but "sadness".
It's there!
Do you need this?
Students who know nothing know how to deal with "sadness".
Do you know this?
No, I don't know.
I know it quite well.
What are you reading?
Oh no!
"Jewel".
My name is "jewel".
It's "misery".
I thought I saw Nishimura's reaction.
This is "safe".
And after that,
without realizing Nishimura's emergency situation,
other "safes" decided to go ahead of him one by one.
He's not drinking, is he?
Then...
How is it?
My "sadness".
This is "sadness".
On Nishimura's path, "sadness" hit him.
"Pearl of orient" is what he was called.
What are you blowing into your mouth?
He found out!
I'm sorry.
I just bled.
Can you put some tissues in my mouth?
Putting tissues in his mouth...
Are you okay?
I'm sorry.
I just bled.
In your mouth?
I'm sorry.
Is this safe?
It was a crazy excuse, but there was also the horror around it, and it continued without being exposed somehow.
But moreover...
What is this?
The crow hit continuously and the damage continues.
I don't know what's going on.
Only my face is bleeding.
What's wrong with you?
I'm so moved that I can't stop crying.
It's a good story.
This is also a painful excuse, but we managed to save it.
And...
How many years...
Our one-hour show is over.
We managed to save it!
Here are the results!
Thank you for your hard work.
You look exhausted.
No, I'm not!
It's so good!
I ate it all in one bite!
Did you eat it all?
No, I still have some.
Me too.
I ate it all.
Wow!
So...
After one hour of lessons...
As you can see, they are all cool.
And Hayaben, who will try for the second hour...
Here it is!
What?
What is it?
Yes!
What is it?
It's a lunchbox!
Lunchbox?
That's right.
The food in this lunchbox...
Hayaben cooperates with everyone...
Where are you going to put it?
If everyone can eat it in ten minutes of class...
Everyone will gain points.
I see.
This lunchbox...
I would like you to put it in the locker behind you.
Everyone will know!
Are you kidding me?
As a result of the lottery...
As you can see...
And the teacher for the second hour is...
What is it?
What?
What is it?
President of the Japanese Boxing Federation...
This is bad.
President of the Japanese Boxing Federation...
Takashi is important.
I'm not good at it, but please do your best.
Thank you.
I'm looking forward to working with you.
I think he saw me.
Why are you exposed?
I saw you all the time.
Can you see me?
His appearance is scary.
Can you see me?
He has a lot of muscles.
(Coughing)
I'm scared.
Be careful.
I'm scared. It takes a lot of time.
Takashi prepares a meal and distributes it in a relay way.
Then, they eat it with the meal they chose.
This is "Otoko-ya-mane".
He is 15 years old.
This is the book.
It's cool.
It's a good picture.
He is praising you.
I want you to read it until the end.
I will read it.
Teacher, please read the book's release date and title.
Why do you call me?
I will give you the book.
Thank you.
What are you doing?
Close the book.
After that, they continue reading the book.
Close the book.
They have two minutes left.
It's exposed.
Close the book.
They have only a little time left.
I will give you five things you like.
No, I will give you three things you like.
What would you like me to write on the blackboard?
You can say it on the blackboard.
It's better for you to write it on the blackboard.
I want you to write it on the blackboard.
You should write it on the blackboard.
With Ando's fine play, he managed to make the teacher focus on the blackboard.
I've seen it many times.
This is the last part.
It's scary.
It's floating.
It's trying to float.
Close it.
A little more.
You should close it.
There is not a single piece of garbage.
Ishin-ji, why do you clean up?
His wife's good point is thin.
Which one do you want to see?
There is little time left.
Don't say "kacha kacha".
Can he do it?
Somehow.
It's "akeppanashiya".
Close it, Takashi.
Did you do it?
What class did you go to?
I did it.
He did it.
What's inside?
Did he eat it all?
Great!
As a result, all of them got 10 points and their ranks didn't change.
After such a mysterious time,
it's finally the last stage.
The third hour is "biking style".
From these 20 kinds of food,
you can bring in as many as you like.
All of the points of the food you eat will be added up.
What is this?
Let's make a hot cake.
Do you cook it?
Yes, we do.
Do you do it in class?
This time, they added a cooking menu that is out of their reach.
Taking that difficulty into account,
they set the points higher.
Who are you, teacher?
The members who still don't have many points
will choose a menu with higher difficulty.
They aim for a one-shot reversal at the last stage.
Do you have a popcorn?
The teacher is very sensible.
His third lesson is boxing.
I'm scared if he gets angry.
I'm a boxer.
He's serious.
Thank you for teaching me.
Today, I'd like to talk about my profile.
I used to do boxing in the past.
My real name is...
I'm not a gamer.
I'm scared if he gets angry.
I'm scared.
Where are you hiding it?
Is it there?
It's not like this.
It's beautiful.
It's expensive.
Today...
It's funny.
Eat it.
Is it mackerel?
If you open it...
What are you doing?
You're eating properly.
The teacher is full of love.
The student is getting bolder and bolder.
And...
Where is your mouth?
His mouth is out of place.
It's a fresh mackerel.
It's big.
Takashi makes pancakes.
Don't you make a sound?
I can't hear you.
How can I say it?
It's hard for me to live.
I don't play games.
And...
I go at a low temperature.
Really?
Well...
MACKY.
MACKY, come here.
What are you doing?
Are you kidding me?
What are you doing?
What is that?
Mr. Bushiken.
And...
Mr. Bushiken.
It's funny.
It smells! It smells!
Sensei, have you noticed?
Now, Dowry V is in Panama.
C is in Mexico.
Here, the top three students have started to make the highest score of melon.
Like a kid...
I'm going to be an adult!
I could only challenge the world in the 12th place.
But now, in the 15th place...
In the 15th place...
If we win, we can challenge the world.
Don't say that!
I'm scared!
The cheese dakgalbi smells more than you can imagine.
Mr. Bushiken, why do you care?
I'm going to challenge the world in the 12th place.
I wonder if Dowry V will be in Panama.
But this is also an unexpected save.
And so...
Here it comes!
It's coming out! It's coming out!
Mixed juice! Mixed juice!
And so, behind the classroom...
There is a slight wait-and-see atmosphere.
Mr. Bushiken!
But...
Mr. Bushiken didn't care about that at all...
And continued his class.
But now...
Huh? I haven't eaten watermelon yet.
What are you saying?
What is that?
Is it okay for you to bring it in?
Oh, no, no...
Did Fukuhei's unknown watermelon get exposed?
And with that, the lesson ends here.
There are people who are that simple-minded.
They make sounds and smell amazing.
Ta-da!
Here is the final winning point.
The third Hayaben-oh was "Hollywood Zakosho".
That was fun.
How did you like it?
It was good that you brought it back.
In the classroom...
We should have made it for people who are more nervous.
That's right.
At the end of the lesson,
Gushiken-sensei was looking at the students
but he didn't speak at all.
Gushiken-sensei could only hear "gong".
That's right.
He was focused on the sound.
I don't think we need the cream puffs.
The one with mustard.
Yes, the one with mustard.
When you said "mustard",
Hawa-san was laughing like a baby.
I like it when people are suffering.
I don't know if it was good or bad.
It was fun, though.
The next presenter is this person!
Please come in!
Good evening, everyone!
Good evening!
Today, I'm going to tell you about the second theory I made four years ago.
Four years ago?
Do you know what it is?
There are a lot of old ones.
I know.
I know, but I won't say it.
Please say it!
What kind of thing is it?
What kind of genre is it?
It's like a prank.
A prank?
There are many kinds of pranks.
I see.
Matsuno appeared in it.
Ah!
Do you remember him?
He looks like a radish.
That's right.
He's an athlete.
That's right.
Anyway, the theory I made is...
This one!
An athlete pranking a prankster.
It's too much like a radish.
On the contrary, isn't it interesting?
That's right.
That's good.
It's interesting.
It's a long time ago, but you all remember it, right?
The one where Cervet gets caught.
That's right.
Cervet was laughing a lot because Matsuno was too much like a radish.
That's right.
What do you think about it?
You have a high neck type.
What did you say?
You have a high neck type.
I'm sorry.
You're strict.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter now.
I have a plan as I thought.
It will collapse.
Are you saying what you think now?
Not at all.
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Thank you for watching.
Athletes pranking pranksters.
We will re-examine hypotheses that are not funny because they are too ridiculous.
The first athlete is...
Good evening.
Former Nadeshiko Japan, Karina Maruyama.
This is my first time being pranked.
I'm often pranked, but it's my first time.
And the target this time is...
It looks a little difficult.
You are Hasegawa from Initial E.
Yes, I know you.
Have you ever been pranked?
Yes, I have been pranked about five times.
No, about ten times.
And what Maruyama will do is...
Actually, I have ghost ability.
In the end, the target will go as far as the ghost can go.
This time, the target is Maruyama's first time being pranked.
Hashimoto will know everything about the prank beforehand.
This is my house.
Let's start the prank.
Good evening.
What kind of prank will Maruyama do?
I'm nervous.
I'm nervous, too.
Hashimoto, doesn't this room feel weird?
Weird?
We are two people here.
I think something is wrong.
Can I say something?
Please don't say it.
I have ghost ability better than humans.
Better than humans?
Better than humans.
Even inside?
Yes.
I'm scared.
Really?
Can you feel it?
I can feel it.
I'm behind you now.
Can you see me?
Can you imagine it?
Can you do it?
I can see you.
Can you see me?
Yes.
I'm Hashimoto's deceased grandfather.
Can you see me?
I can see you.
I'm behind you now.
I'm listening to you now.
Have you thought about buying a sofa recently?
How do you know it?
I don't know it now.
No one told you.
No one told you?
No one told me.
I'm here because my grandfather told me.
Of course, this information is not from Hashimoto's deceased grandfather.
Sofa.
I don't know if I should buy it or not.
I want a bookshelf.
I see.
Hashimoto took it up from Hashimoto.
Hashimoto told Maruyama beforehand.
Has your grandfather told you?
I don't know if I should buy a sofa or not.
I don't know if I should buy a bookshelf or not.
I'm here because my grandfather told me.
Maruyama seems to be doing well.
What's next?
Do you want to talk with your grandfather today?
I think I can do it.
That's what you're talking about, isn't it?
I can't do it at all.
Would you like me to do it? What should I do?
I'll do it.
I'll do it now.
Yes, can I?
Then I'll drop it now.
And I'll drop it all.
I'll drop it all.
Because the words are different.
No, this is already red.
Oh, it's terrible.
It's terrible, it's terrible.
You'll laugh at it.
You're dropping it all.
It's terrible, it's terrible.
Yes!
What are you going to do now?
I've dropped it all.
Naoiro-kun, how are you?
It's just "nao" on top of "oshita".
Can't you say "gomen nasai"?
It's terrible, it's terrible.
Nao-kun...
Grandpa?
It's grandpa.
Do you have anything you want to ask me?
Don't you?
Which one of you is grandpa?
Grandpa...
It's half and half.
It's terrible, it's terrible.
It's over, it's over.
It's already over.
What are you doing, Maruyama-san?
My legs are tired.
Are you okay?
Yes, I'm okay.
Did you just get hit?
How much strength do you have?
Well...
When I'm left behind like this...
She's left behind.
I'm left behind like this.
And then...
Can you still do it?
On the contrary, Hashimoto-san, is there anything you want me to do?
Old request time starts now.
Do you like pro-wrestling?
Pro-wrestling?
I like it a lot.
I see.
Can you have a conversation with Giant Baba-san?
He's a legend.
Let me do it.
I'll do it.
Can you do it?
With Giant Baba-san?
I don't know who you are.
I can't do it.
You can't do it.
I'll beat you up.
Okay!
That was fast.
It was fast.
Say "ah".
I'm Baba-san.
Say "ah".
I'm Baba-san.
I'm Hashimoto of Giant Baba-san.
I know you.
Don't say "ah".
You know me?
Yes, I do.
Why do you know me?
I know you.
That's why.
Can you say "Tokugawa Ieyasu"?
I can't say it.
Can you say it?
I can't say it.
Yes!
That was fast.
I'm Tokugawa.
Can you say "Tokugawa Ieyasu"?
I can only say "Tokugawa Ieyasu".
I'm Tokugawa Naoki.
Are you Naoki?
Aren't you Ieyasu?
I'm his friend.
That's terrible.
Aren't you Tokugawa Ieyasu?
I'm his friend.
I'm his cousin.
I'm Naoki.
Why is Naoki coming up?
That's terrible.
I feel sorry for Hashimoto.
That's terrible.
I don't think we should say it.
Please don't say it.
I think people will say "Please say it".
If you say it, people will say it.
I think so.
Is it still there?
It's still there.
So...
It's a prank!
No, no. Please forgive me.
I was really scared.
I'm glad.
I don't know what's going on.
How do you feel?
It's fun.
I'm sorry for deceiving you.
I apologize for deceiving you.
The prank was a big success!
He changed his mind and went straight for the next athlete, Sasuke Yamada.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too.
Mr. Sasuke "Yamada" Katsumi.
- Are you injured? - Yes, I am.
- What's wrong? - I was practicing.
I thought it would be easier for me to fall from above.
So I hit the pipe that was under me.
- Are you okay? - No, I'm fine. It's just my face.
Why?
The prank that Yamada will do this time is...
He has lost his memory.
And the target will be...
Sasuke "top" Sasuke,
and these two people who know Yamada.
So, let's start the prank!
- Yes! - Yes!
- Good morning! - Good morning!
- You've been practicing.
- But you look like you're injured. - Good morning!
- You've been practicing.
- What's wrong? - Good morning!
- Good morning!
- You've been practicing.
- But you look like you're injured. - Good morning!
- You've been practicing.
- Are you okay? - Are you okay, captain?
- What's wrong? - My back hurts.
- Is something wrong? - My back hurts.
- I'm sorry, but what's your name? - What do you mean?
- I'm Hiroki. - I'm Kawaguchi.
- Hiroki? Kawaguchi? - Yes.
- I... - You're doing your best.
What's my name?
No, it's Yamada Katsumi.
Yamada?
Yamada, yes.
Before I came here, I hit my bike.
Yes.
Just before that, I hit my back and head as hard as I could.
- Really? - Yes.
I can't believe someone would bring me here.
- I can't believe it. - Really?
Whether it's good or not doesn't matter.
Yamada's acting plan is surprisingly solid.
What's our relationship?
- Isn't it Sasuke? - Sasuke?
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
- Ouch! - Ouch, ouch, ouch!
What did you say?
- It's Sasuke. - Ouch, ouch!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
- Sasuke is like that. - What does it mean?
- It's Sasuke. - Sasuke?
Ouch, ouch, ouch! What does it mean?
- What does it mean? - Sasuke's meaning...
- Sasuke's meaning is difficult. - Sasuke's meaning is difficult.
You can't say "Sasuke".
- You can't say "Sasuke". - I said stop it!
By the way, what is "Sasuke"?
"Sasuke" is someone who climbs walls, flies, grabs ropes and clears them.
- That sounds like athletics. - I remember it.
Is it funny for an adult like you?
- Do it! - Do it! - Do you want me to say it?
You were the most beaten up.
No, I don't know.
It's not funny at all.
- It's athletics. - No, it's not.
Sasuke's headache passed him by little by little, but...
What's next?
Ouch.
Something's wrong.
What are you doing?
- Watch out! Watch out! - What? What?
Sigh...
- What's wrong? - I'm scared.
Do I look like Sasuke?
Have I ever done like this?
That's Sasuke's pipe slider.
- What's that? - Pipe slider...
- Sakate Junteto.
It's a strategy of pipe slider made by young Yamada.
Yamada-san has been sliding here many times.
- Well... - What are you doing?
Oh, I see.
- What's this? - Is this the right way?
Yamada-san, what's this?
- You slide forward like this. - Yes, like this.
Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch! Ouch! My hand slipped.
It's like Sasuke's pipe slider.
And the last one is...
Well...
Say the words one more time.
Say something you remember.
- Sasuke? - Sasuke!
Something more. Something more.
- Sasuke! - Sasuke!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah! - Sasuke!
- Mr. Sasuke!
- Mr. Sasuke! Yeah! - Sasuke!
- That! - Sasuke!
- Sasuke!
- Sasuke! I love you! - Sasuke!
- Sasuke!
- Kurotoka! - Kurotoka!
- Sasuke! - Sasuke!
- Yeah! Ku-sasuke! - Mr. Sasuke!
- Sasuke!
- Mr. Sasuke!
- Sasuke! - Sasuke!
- Mr. Sasuke! - Sasuke!
- Mr. Sasuke? - Mr. Sasuke?
- Now then... - He's gone again?
- A spoiler. - Come on!
- Ha! That was thrilling.
- It was satisfying.
- Ta-da-da-da!
- Is it okay? - Be quiet.
- Ta-da-da-da!
- He's not dead!
- What is it? - Wh-what is it?
- A huge success!
- What is that?!
- My first prank! A huge success!
- No, I'm not forgiving you! - No, no, no, no, no.
[Laughter]
And one more prankster and prankster.
[Laughter]
Former professional wrestler, Animal Amaguchi.
Animal, you are on this show for the second time.
I have a cold.
Is that so?
As a prankster for a haunted house, he did a great job.
This time, Kyoko-san.
I want you to trick Kyoko-san.
You can't do that.
Please forgive me, young man.
The prank that Kyoko-san will do is...
Kyoko-san came to this hotel under the title of "magazine coverage".
The reporter of the magazine is you, Animal-san.
But you will be dressed up as Kyoko-san.
So, Kyoko-san, I want you to dress up as Kyoko- san.
The prank that Animal will do is...
dressing up as the reporter of the magazine.
So...
It looks good.
I don't know if you like it or not.
I don't like it at all.
It's not good.
It's not good?
It's really not good.
It's like this.
What kind of men do you like?
Can you make it higher?
What kind of men do you like?
I think it's better if you say it like that.
It's not good.
And as a rule, Kyoko will have to know everything about the prank in advance.
Prank start!
We're all Animal.
Right?
Yes.
Do you think we don't know?
Not at all.
Really?
It's a mess.
I can't do it anymore.
Good morning.
I'm Ohara of the editorial department of "Monthly Matador".
Nice to meet you.
She's strict.
She's our Otani.
She's strict.
Otani.
I'll never do it!
Kyoko can't hold back her laughter when her father is dressed up like that.
Meanwhile, Animal doesn't care about Kyoko at all.
Do you think I'm still cool?
I don't think you're aware of it.
By the way, Animal's final mission this time is...
...to get Kyoko's phone number.
So...
It's hard to watch.
I'm sorry. I got a call from an emergency.
I'm sorry. Can I leave my seat?
It's okay.
I'm sorry.
That's bad.
It's okay.
I'm sorry.
Otani, are you okay?
Then, for you, I, Otani, would like to ask you a question.
That's crazy.
What is he showing us?
Up to this point, we have been presenting you with the sponsors you see here.
That was amazing, wasn't it?
Matsuno-san's impression was too strong.
Let's go a little higher.
No, it's fine!
Then, for you, Otani, I, Otani, would like to ask you a question.
Up to this point, we have been presenting you with the sponsors you see here.
What is he showing us?
Then, up to this point, we have been presenting you with the sponsors you see here.
How are you spending your days off?
Well...
That's crazy!
Well...
That's right...
I drink alcohol...
and...
I play...
and I eat.
She looks fine in front of the animals...
but she is actually quite scared of them.
And now...
the scary parent-child fight begins.
What is going on today?
Well, then...
Can you tell me your favorite animal?
Please...
Well...
My favorite animal is...
I don't like people like you, Dad.
Animal is confused.
Excuse me.
I don't know if I can ask you this,
but are there any men you are dating?
And from now on, it's a reverse prank.
A reverse prank?
Because of this question...
What do you mean?
From today, there will be no wedding announcement.
I see.
Animal is confused.
Can she keep being a reporter until the end?
The men I'm dating...
Actually, there are men I'm dating.
And after this interview,
I'm thinking of giving them a like.
So...
It's a reverse prank.
Today, I'm asking people to come here.
I'm sure they will come soon.
It's a reverse prank, so I don't know what it means.
In short, her boyfriend will appear now.
I'm asking you to come here.
What?
Excuse me.
- He just came. - What is this?
Is that so?
- This is crazy. - This is crazy.
- This is... - This is crazy.
- Are you okay? - From now on,
I'm dating a professional wrestler
named Hollywood Stalker Ichikawa.
Stalker Ichikawa!
This man may be a joker, but he's a legendary pro- wrestler.
Wow!
She has a co-star and a super-colored boyfriend,
but can she still continue as a reporter?
Hey, you're a little different from usual.
What?
Are you nervous?
No, I'm a little nervous, really.
You know, at times like this,
you need Kyokotan's kiss to get over this nervousness.
That's "O-A-ZU-KE".
Oh, "O-A-ZU-KE"
What is this?
She can't help but show off her sexy side.
She's been holding back for a while,
but at last...
You bastard!
Hey!
You bastard!
Hey!
Why, you idiot!
You bastard!
Hey!
Why, you bastard!
Hey!
Why, you bastard!
Hey!
What do you want me to do for you?
Hey!
I've never taught you like this!
Hey!
You bastard!
I brought you a coin watch today!
You idiot!
Give me that!
I won't!
Give me!
You bastard!
Hey!
Hey, you idiot!
You idiot!
And...
Let's do the penalty showdown!
One, two...
Daisei-gun! Daisei-gun! Daisei-gun! Daisei-gun!
This is hard.
Daisei-gun! Daisei-gun!
This is hard.
Yamada didn't need it, and Stalker Ichikawa didn't need it either.
What's this?
It was a little too much at the end.
It was too much.
Which one was it at the end?
It was too much.
And when I got angry, my eyes were serious.
I see, you were angry.
I know that.
When I pranked her, she chased me for real.
She killed you?
Yes, she chased me and threw me a potato and a frying pan.
Really?
It was the same as my eyes at the time.
You were really angry.
So you're angry now.
Yes.
Animal Hamaguchi-san and Kyoko-san were also angry.
On top of that, Hollywood Stalker was also angry.
I thought it was the last episode.
I thought this was the last episode of the show.
Next, we will introduce and verify various theories in the world.
Everyone's Theory Corner.
Tonight's presenter is...
Thank you for having me.
I don't know if you've had this kind of experience.
When you're walking down the street and you feel something behind you...
Have you ever felt that?
Like you're being watched?
Sometimes we do feel that.
Sometimes we do.
Mogi-chan, do you have it?
I do.
Sometimes I don't have it.
Do you have it when you're walking?
No, I don't.
You don't?!
I don't usually have it at home.
At home?!
Don't you have that kind of experience?
I do, I do.
At home?!
When you go home, you feel like someone is there.
That's really scary.
Surprisingly, everyone has that kind of experience.
I understand.
So, this time, we brought a theory like this.
Here it is.
Even if you are a master, it is impossible for you to feel the presence from behind.
The one you grab like this at night, right?
Yes, yes.
When you say "master", you often say "feel the tree", or "feel the aura", right?
That's right.
When you say that, you say "feel the murderous spirit", and you say "feel"...
Well, it's impossible now, but you say "feel", right?
But still, you say "impossible", right?
I don't know what you're talking about.
After this, we will verify if a real master can dodge an attack from behind with only his presence.
Even if you are a master, it is impossible for you to feel the presence from behind.
There are three masters who gave up their names this time.
The first one is...
Koike Kazuya, 35 years old, who is the general karate team captain with more than 200 students.
He usually teaches students how to dodge an attack from behind in dojo, but...
If you feel it only with your eyes, it's easy to get caught in a feint.
You don't rely on your eyes, you rely on the air from behind.
In various situations, if you know how to read, or if you know how to detect attacks, I think you can do it.
So this time, can you really defend against attacks from behind?
Check it out in stores.
There are ten people who are visually impaired from the program, which is divided into actual passers-by and shopkeepers.
If you can defend against all attacks from behind, the challenge will be a success.
If you feel it, you will cross your hands and defend, but the number of times will be the same as the number of enemies, up to ten times.
Can you really defend against all attacks from behind?
I'm telling you.
You know it's coming, don't you?
That's right.
Can you tell by the footsteps?
Normally, you don't tell us anything, do you?
Oh, here it comes!
I think you can tell it by this.
Can you hear the footsteps?
Eh!?
You're kidding me, aren't you?
It's totally different from what I practiced.
Can't you hear my reaction?
Since it's a dojo, I'm doing it according to the rules.
I didn't know it at all.
The next martial artist is Shinsen Akira, 30 years old, who explains how to feel the attack in your heart on YouTube.
It's true.
Oh, there's someone doing it.
Don't cover your mouth. Don't breathe.
You don't need a mouth, do you?
I heard you can feel the presence of someone behind you. Is it true?
Well, I can feel it.
What do you feel?
Well, I can feel the energy and aura coming out of people, so I can feel it.
Is it true?
This is funny.
He said he would come.
That's right. He said he would come.
He is coming. He is coming. He is coming.
What is it?
He was looking to the right.
It's nothing.
I'm sorry.
Are you sorry?
You were attacked.
I was attacked.
What are you doing?
There is a condition that I didn't understand.
A condition you didn't understand?
A condition.
It's like "Can I look back?"
Can I look back?
Can I look back and guard?
It's like "Can I look back and guard?"
I guard like this.
So you guard like this in advance?
Yes, I guard like this in advance.
But you didn't do anything.
You didn't talk.
You didn't look back.
Why is that?
What is it?
I want you to say it one more time.
And the last master is Ryu Ando, who is the representative of Aikido 8 dan Yoshinkan Aikido.
In Aikido history 44 years, there are more than 200,000 students who have taught Aikido.
To be honest, he is a real master who cannot be compared with the previous two.
I asked you if you could feel the presence of Aikido behind you.
Yes, I can feel it.
It's not something you can feel with your back, but it's something you can feel with your back.
What are you doing with your back?
I'm pushing my energy out of my back.
See, he's pushing it out.
Don't laugh.
Don't touch it.
Don't be nervous.
It's like a charm if I say it in different words.
Not only can you feel the presence of Aikido, but you can also control your opponent by showing your charm.
I want to believe it.
Hey, wifey.
Wifey, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
He is a master who has captivated foreign women with his power of Aikido.
Will he be able to detect all 10 enemies?
Do you need glasses?
They are made of wood.
You can do it.
You can do it, master.
I want you to cover it perfectly.
It's over.
It's a lucky story.
Sukaro Setsu wins.
What are you doing, master?
I'm shaking.
Setsu wins, but I'm not happy at all.
I wondered why you were wearing glasses at the end.
I thought so, too.
You must have wanted to see the night before.
I wanted to concentrate on it.
I didn't like it when I couldn't see anything.
So, I put on my glasses.
You did a good job.
The second person looked very depressed.
He was depressed.
The director must have been irritated.
He might be a good guy.
Next time…
Making people spit out drinks with laughter and surprise.
Verifying quite difficult theories in reality.
In addition…
Using air guns in experiments.
No color, only smell.
Standing up and sitting down.
Sitting down is more difficult than standing up.
Iketani Naoki style push-up.
Iketani Naoki is the strongest theory.
"The Past" is being broadcasted on Parabi.