AISubs v3.5
It's like always
When we're like this
Someone presents us
We know who's gonna come
This guy
Please come in
See you.
You said "oh" yourself.
You squeezed it out, didn't you?
You said "oh" at the end.
I said "oh" in a different place.
Thank you for saying "oh" at the end.
We have prepared a special project for you.
Here it is.
"Happiness Unpacking Project".
I like unpacking.
Why?
I feel like I'm being grabbed by unpacking.
"Happiness Unpacking Project" was broadcasted on TVS about 20 years ago.
If you complete this project, your family will get the product you want.
I want you to do something like that.
If you complete this project, you will get 1 million yen.
We have prepared something difficult for you.
What is it?
Here is your assignment.
"Downtown" on Wednesday.
You have to memorize 100 titles.
I see.
I don't think I can do it.
There are many theories you have to erase from your memory.
Hello, I am Hasem Kuniyama.
What is it?
Today, I will deliver happiness to a family.
By the way...
Everything is yellow.
- It's early in the morning. - Good morning.
- That early in the morning? - Don't you feel hungry?
- Good morning, sir. - Yes, good morning.
- You have a bad eye. - Excuse me.
- It's just breakfast. - You look like a baby.
- Is it hot cake? - Yes, it's hot cake.
- Were you sleeping here? - Yes, I always sleep here.
- You have a bad sense of life. - You have a bad sense of life.
Here, Akatsuke explains this project.
- Actually... - Yes?
- Mr. Akatsuke challenged me with a project. - Yes?
If I succeed, I'll give you one million yen.
- Really? - Yes.
- You have a lot of children. - I was just about to move.
- From this house? - Yes.
- You have a family now? - Yes, I do.
- I'm looking for an apartment for my wife and wife. - You're good.
- But I couldn't afford it. - Yes.
So, Akatsuke's dream is to move to a new house.
- That's perfect. - And the key topic is...
Wednesday's "Downturn" theory title, "One Hundred Anki".
Wow, I'm not good at these types.
This is what you will actually remember.
A big panel has come in.
100 theories that Akatsu-san will actually remember.
Wow, one by one, it's so long!
"Studying", "Downtown" theory title, "One Hundred Anki".
From the 760 theories that have been verified so far,
except for those that cannot be reused,
100 theories that the program chose randomly,
will be memorized in one week.
Except for those that cannot be reused...
While picking up clothes that fell off the national highway line 1,
you can't say "until Nagoya Kurai", right?
No, you can't.
Until Nagoya Kurai...
Let's get ready.
Your acting is bad.
Why?
Wow, it's so difficult!
It's really long.
Until the actual challenge, it's one week.
What is Akatsu's strategy?
My goal is to memorize 21 days,
and for the rest of the days,
I hope to focus on where I get stuck.
Until Nagoya Kurai...
This day is a day off in Akatsu.
Don't grab my hot plate!
It stinks!
Let's start with number one.
Katsumata kunikazu fan zero nin setsu
Romero special aite no kyouryoku nakushite seiritsu shinai setsu
First is "yomiage" and "anshou".
Katsumata kunikazu fan zero nin setsu
Romero special aite no kyouryoku nakushite seiritsu shinai setsu
Katsumata kunikazu
no namae
kanji de kakeru ippanjin inai setsu
Shut up!
Katsumata kunikazu
no namae
kanji de kakeru ippanjin inai setsu
I know!
"Katsumata" is "zero".
That's right.
"Katsumata" fan zero nin setsu"
Romero special aite no kyouryoku nakushite seiritsu
For a whole day,
they managed to succeed in recording 20 lines that were somehow their goal.
By the way, what Akatsu struggled with the most that day was...
doremi no uta
totsuzen no
doremi no uta
This line, correctly, is...
doremi no uta
totsuzen no
kyou wa aoi sora
What are your theories?
And here is the verification content.
Born in 1959 as a play listener of musical "sound of music".
In 1961, singer Peggy Hayama sang a Japanese version of "doremi no uta".
Let's sing "doremi no uta".
Can you say "doremi no uta"?
The biggest feature of "doremi no uta" is that each phrase begins with "doremi fa so ra shi do"
For some reason, "so" only contains "so" in the middle of "aoi sora" which means "blue sky".
What does this mean?
We asked the songwriter, Peggy Hayama himself.
Why "so" only contains "aoi sora" in the middle of "aoi sora" which means "blue sky"?
"aoi sora" contains "aoi sora" in the middle of "aoi sora" which means "blue sky".
It's not "blue sky".
It's "blue sky".
It's not "blue sky".
Once again, we couldn't convey the intention of the question.
Let's ask more carefully.
Everything else is "do" is "donut" and "fa" is "money".
Why "so" only contains "aoi sora" in the middle of "aoi sora" which means "blue sky"?
I didn't think of that.
This is a change of idea, so I was going to do everything with children's food at first.
Peggy says that Doremi's song seemed to be all about food lyrics at first.
"do-re-mi-fa-so-ra-shi" and then "do-donuts", "le- le- lemon", "mi-mikan"
"fa" is...
What should I say?
I was going to say "fanta"'s "fa".
It's a product name, isn't it?
If I promote a product name, it will become a commercial song.
Before "so", she was stumbling with "fa".
After that, she couldn't find "fa" other than "fanta".
As a result of giving up "fa", "so" has become like "fa".
"fa" doesn't really exist.
If "fa" had food, she might have known all the food.
That's right.
That means...
It's been about 50 years since Doremi's song was born.
Now that there are more and more words for "fa",
Ms. Peggy Hayama has challenged writing lyrics about food again.
"fa" is...
"fa" doesn't really exist.
"fa" doesn't exist.
What is it?
It's "oa" flour.
She thinks about it seriously for 30 minutes.
That's how it is.
There are a lot of things that didn't exist in our era.
Will "fa" change into "fanta"?
Please listen to Doremi's song "Complete Food Version".
- Songry's Miso soup
I get that one too!
- Songry's Miso soup
I'll keep that in mind.
I'm sure she realized it before.
- Songry's Miso soup
Let's sing, let's sing
It might be good.
And then, Akatsu's dark life, day two.
Even today, Akatsu is off from work.
"I want to focus and memorize by myself" and karaoke.
Don't ask me for cigarettes.
It's like a colonel's uniform.
Otomo Kouhei's "I used to sing it too" theory.
"There's no second chance in reality" theory.
"Even if you appear in a pro-wrestling venue as a mysterious masked man from Mexico, you won't be found out" theory.
Hamada Masato's "If you're a monkey, you can do everything" theory.
On the second day, he cleared 20 of his goals.
With this, he succeeded in memorizing up to 40 words.
And the hardest thing for Akatsu, who can't read and write, on this day was...
The most modern trick...
It's not "aggressive".
It's not "active".
It's just "a".
Yes, the answer is...
The most modern trick...
It's too acrobatic and it's almost a Sasuke theory.
This time, because it's Sasuke, we asked him about it.
Mr. Sasuke Yamada Katsumi.
He challenged Sasuke from the first competition.
His least favorite trick is...
A Sasuke fool with a bell that can be reproduced and practiced at home.
For me...
There's only Sasuke.
He's laughing.
"Kindaichi Shonen Kenbo" is a manga, right?
And I'm playing Sasuke.
It's a real-life sport and competition that happens in an instant.
I thought it'd be a problem if we did it together.
So I said, "Let's do it."
Yamada-san was serious about it.
Kindaichi
FIRST STAGE "KINDAICHI SHONEN NO SATUSHIN"
This stage is about four doors.
Will he be able to move without stepping on the ground?
There's a lock on the door.
Will Yamada be able to succeed in this trick?
What is it?
There's no other reason for us to gather here.
From here?
The mystery is solved.
The solution is solved.
It's your first time acting, right?
The culprit is among us.
The culprit is...
you!
No, it's not me!
There's no way I can go into the room without footsteps!
Yeah.
I can do it!
I'll prove it!
In the name of Grandpa and Sasuke!
In the name of Grandpa and Sasuke, Mr. Sasuke Yamada Katsumi...
...has become a boy and is trying to open four doors without stepping on the ground!
Now, the first one!
He's hanging down! He's lifting himself up!
He's stepping on the door knob, but he can't step on the ground!
Now, he's trying to open the first lock, Mr. Yamada Katsumi!
It's the other way around.
He puts in the lock.
He doesn't know where the lock is yet!
Now, the lock is in! He turns it to the left!
It's the other way around!
But the lock doesn't move! Now, he turns it to the right!
How is it? Mr. Yamada Katsumi has a lot of power...
...but is he not good at detailed work?
He turns the door knob, but the lock doesn't open!
He can't fall! He can't step on the ground!
He's hanging down with his left hand!
Gradually, there will be more and more oxygen accumulating in the upper arm!
Now, how is it?
Now, the lock has turned! It's opened!
He's opened the first door!
Mr. Yamada Katsumi is now moving to the second door!
He's pushing against the wall with his left hand and moving forward!
Will he be able to open the third door's lock?
He's hanging down with his left hand...
...and is now trying to open the third door's lock!
Mr. Yamada Katsumi's movements are getting smoother and smoother!
He's hanging down! He's hanging down!
Mr. Yamada Katsumi is hanging down to open the third door's lock!
Now, will it open?
How is it?
How is it? It's opened!
He's opened the third door's lock!
Now, he's pushing against the wall with his left hand and moving forward!
Now, how is he going to move his body?
There's no wall to push against!
Oh, he's pushed against it with his right hand!
And now, he's moved his body a little and...
...with his fingertips...
...he's managed to pull it in!
He's cleared it!
By completing an invisible route like this, you have succeeded in escaping without leaving any footprints.
Not bad, Yamadaichi.
Yamadaichi has cleared the first stage like this.
After that...
How about this?! He's moved well!
The second stage's Karakuri Door...
He's cleared it! He's cleared it!
In addition, he's cleared the final stage's Hanging Trick.
His stamina is being taken away.
Wonderful! Kindaichi has succeeded completely!
On Wednesday's "DOWNTOWN"...
This program is brought to you by the following sponsors.
3rd day of Akatsu's theory life
Akatsu was off on this day as well
He is over 20 years old now
He memorized 60 theories
This is amazing
4th day was Wednesday's downtown
We filmed "stubborn dirty one"
You were doing it too
I was doing "memorizing 100 theories I did in downtown"
If a bad magician gets serious, no one can see through him
That's close
Where was I wrong?
If a bad magician gets serious
If he gets serious
It's self-defense
If he gets serious, it's this side's opinion
That's hard
He encourages memorizing during work
He doesn't go overboard
He smokes
It's rare for him to do other jobs
Don't say "rare"
I was trying to memorize 60-80 theories during filming
I don't have much time to memorize
I haven't memorized anything yet
He couldn't reach his goal for the first time
He only memorized 8 theories that day
It's hard
To catch up with "stubborn dirty one"
With a cloth bag and a song playing
It's like this
What?
It's too late
I'm sorry
It's too late
Don't say "cloth bag"
Do you say "it's like this"?
I don't remember anything
It's like this
With a song playing
What do you say?
He doesn't say "cloth bag"
The verification begins
Excuse me
I'm from GBS TV
Can you answer my interview?
Sure
This way, please
What is it?
I'll be done soon
Are you a young man?
Excuse me, ma'am.
There's something I'd like you to take a look at.
What do you call this?
A slingshot.
It's a slingshot, isn't it?
On this day, he went to Osaka for recording.
I couldn't remember what happened yesterday.
I have to remember it in between today.
Otherwise, I won't make it in time.
So, on this day,
including what happened the day before,
he will record 32 songs and
will also do his revenge.
Can you give me the numbers?
Forty-two.
You can remember it like that?
Forty-one is...
Forty-one is Tokugawa Yoshino's song.
I can't make it without going there.
Forty-two.
Fifty-four.
Fifty-three is Kisou Honno's song.
Wow.
Fifty-four is Suizokukan's song.
Suizokukan's Suisou ni...
Umi no Kawami ni...
Kuri ga Haitte Itto Yo...
Kizukanai Setsu.
It's a little different.
Suizokukan's Suisou ni...
Umi no Kawami ni...
Kuri ga Haitte Itte Mo...
Kizukanai Setsu.
So, let's go to the aquarium.
Kawashima Aquarium.
This sea urchin is displayed in the aquarium.
This is it.
You know it, don't you?
This is sea urchin.
They took it out of the aquarium.
It's totally different.
It's totally different from sea urchin.
It's different, isn't it?
See?
No, it's not.
Wait a minute.
Kawashima Aquarium.
It's totally different.
No, no, no.
I don't think it's sea urchin.
I don't think so.
This time, it's only sea urchin.
It's 8 hours from the aquarium's opening to closing.
If nobody notices it's sea urchin, it's a set rule.
So, let's verify it.
If it's only sea urchin...
Dad, there's sea urchin.
Sea urchin?
Sea urchin is here.
He's taking a picture of it.
That's sea urchin.
Dad noticed it.
That's sea urchin.
Dad noticed it.
Right, dad noticed it.
It's not sea urchin.
It's not.
Wait.
I thought it was sea urchin.
It's sea urchin.
What did you say?
It's not, even for adults.
It's not sea urchin.
This throbbing thing is sea urchin.
Can we eat it?
We can eat it.
Can we eat it?
We can eat it.
They can eat it,
but it's probably not what they think it is.
Two hours have passed since the verification.
The number of customers is increasing,
but no one has realized that it's not Surugawan's sea urchin,
but Ibaraki's sea urchin.
But...
It's sea urchin.
It looks like a chestnut.
Chestnut, chestnut!
Sea urchin looks like a chestnut, doesn't it?
Chestnut, chestnut!
It's sea urchin.
But you think it's sea urchin?
Yes, it's sea urchin.
It looks like a chestnut.
Oh!
After all, it's heavy.
The chestnut sea urchin began to float up little by little.
Oh! You were able to jump well!
We are old people.
Don't look at me!
Look at me!
Mom!
What will you do? What will you do?
The chestnut that entered the sea urchin aquarium is looked at by the old woman.
Mom!
Mom, come here!
You noticed it, didn't you?
There are other things!
You are looking at me a lot!
Did she notice it?
To confirm it, we asked her about it.
Why are you staring at me?
I've never seen many aquariums before.
Oh!
It's her first time at an aquarium, so she enjoyed it carefully.
I see.
Is this a tool?
It's not a tool.
It's not?
Safe!
And there are four hours left until closing.
It's closed!
This time, the woman is staring at the chestnut in the aquarium.
Let's go!
Let's go to the crab!
So, they confirmed it again.
I was looking at it carefully.
What were you looking at?
Chestnut!
Oh!
She noticed it.
Wow!
That's amazing!
They continued to verify it.
Chestnut!
She said "chestnut"!
It's a chestnut!
Wow!
Several children noticed the chestnut.
And...
Chestnut!
Chestnut?
This may look like a chestnut, but it's a sea urchin.
That's right!
Children without fixed concepts found it easier to reach the truth than adults.
Into the infiltration eye!
I see!
By the way, where is chestnut garden?
Let's put a sea urchin.
I see!
Sea urchin!
I see!
Why sea urchin?
Isn't it diagonal?
By the way, it's hard to notice chestnut in aquarium.
But you can notice chestnut garden's sea urchin easily.
In this way, Akatsu finished his 5th day of aquarium life.
His first half of aquarium life was a little vague.
But he managed to complete his first aquarium life, which was his goal until that day.
I learned a lot.
If you start another job, you can't do it.
Akatsu took a day off again that day.
Next, his first investment gay park.
Here we go. Investment gay park.
"Yamada Taro", which is a lame name.
"Taro" doesn't mean "Yamada" but "Yamada" means "mystery theory".
"Chikuwabu" and "Tajin" are famous.
"Kantou" and "Kansai" are famous.
"Ushinokokumairi" is famous.
"Head to Candle Style", "Too Hot to Curse" is not a theory.
His first investment gay park was a success of 95 out of 100.
Will he be able to do it in real life?
Will Akatsu get 1 million yen for his family?
I see.
I watched the first half of the movie.
You remember it well.
Right?
There are too many cigarette scenes.
He went to investment gay park hundreds of times on the last day.
There is a theory that is wrong every time.
There is such a thing.
It is a theory that Yoshi Ikuzo's "ora, tokyo, sa, iguda" and "a village in the same situation" survive.
Do you remember it?
I remember it.
Here is the verification content.
He contacted "village office" in 183 villages in Japan.
He verified the synchronization rate of "ora, tokyo, sa, iguda" with lyrics.
He surveyed and created a ranking.
Does a village with a 100% synchronization rate exist?
This time, we will introduce "ora, tokyo, sa, iguda" with lyrics.
First of all...
Nagano Prefecture, Shimoyna Prefecture, Urgimura Prefecture.
Moreover, all songs and videos are recorded in Urgimura Prefecture.
"Oh, there is a TV, there is a radio, cars are running, there is a gym, there is no bar, police officers take off their hats and go for a walk for about two hours in the morning, there is a phone, there is also gas, buses come five times a day,
it's a good song, isn't it? It's a real village song.
If you go to Tokyo, it's bad, is it one hour by car?
Well, it's not bad.
It's not bad.
Oh, there is a guitar, there is a studio, I've seen it before, there is a cafe, there is a gym, I'm not alone, but there is only one elementary school, middle school and combined school, there is a medicine shop, there is no movie, there is no Kameshibai, there is no disco, there is no Nozoki.
Do you know "laserdisc"?
I haven't said it yet.
Who is the leader?
Sometimes it's me, sometimes it's not.
I can't sing even if I say it all of a sudden.
I'm not brave. I don't even have a magazine.
Sometimes it's the stairsman.
There's a traffic light. There are only two of them.
My village has electricity.
But in Urugi Village...
You must be happy.
There's a hot spring.
Because there's a hot spring,
I also renewed the accommodation facility.
Who is it?
Therefore, the lyric synchronization rate of Urugi Village in Nagano Prefecture was 37%.
Next, the fifth place in synchronization with Urugi Village is Tonaki Village in Okinawa Prefecture.
And the second place is also synchronized with two villages.
Nosegawa Village in Nara Prefecture and Aogashima Village in Tokyo Prefecture are in 40%.
And the first place in lyric synchronization rate of Urugi Village in Tokyo Prefecture is...
Kagoshima Prefecture, Kagoshima Prefecture, Mishima Village in Kagoshima Prefecture.
About 40 kilometers south of Satsuma Peninsula, Mishima Village, which consists of three islands, shone as the first place.
There is a TV, there is a radio, there is a car running, there is a piano, there is no bar, and there is only you walking for about two hours in the morning.
There is a phone, there is gas, and there is no bus at all.
Mishima Village, Yata, Mishima Village, Yata, if you go out to Tokyo, you can wait for four hours by ferry to Kagoshima.
What?
Is it cheap?
Yes, there is guitar, stereo, and also "janbe" is popular.
"Janbe"? "Janbe"?
There is a cafe and a hotel.
There are 20 young people in their 20s.
There is no high school.
There is not even one.
All of them leave the island when they are 15.
There is no medicine.
There is no movie.
Sometimes there is a low-frequency line.
There is no disco.
There is no peeking.
There was a laser disc,
but there is only one karaoke song.
There are 28 songs to sing.
There are four times a week.
Sometimes there is an island broadcast.
There is no traffic light.
But there is electricity.
But in Mishima Village,
there is a hot spring.
There is a hot spring.
There is a hot spring,
but there is nothing more than that.
There is nothing around.
But there is a hot spring.
Therefore,
In Kagoshima Prefecture, the lyrics of Mishima Village
were 44% in sync.
As a result,
even in Japan,
it was 44% silent in first place.
I see.
Then,
What about in other villages in the world?
Probably,
here is the world ranking number one
village in village in ORA TOKYO SAIGUDA.
What is it?
Kenya Republic, Laikipia Prefecture, South Yuki Prefecture, Poisropo Prefecture, Samaria Village.
You've done a lot of research, haven't you?
Will they be able to synchronize?
Watch the video of the actual village shot in Kenya.
I know, I know!
It's a real video!
It's flying!
No TV, no radio, no cars driving at all!
There's no water, no bar, no police, but there are soldiers!
No toys, no drugs, you can't even walk on a hot summer day!
No telephone, no gas, there's no bus running!
It's Samaria Village!
If you go to Nairobi...
On a road without roads, in a car for six hours...
It looks fun.
Oh, there's no guitar, no stereo, no champagne, no instruments...
...no cafe, no club...
...there are only young people in the village.
It's super bad.
I don't know your age, old man.
There's no medicine, no movie...
...if you get hurt, you'll get wet.
There's no disco, no peeking...
...is a laser disc edible?
There's no karaoke...
...the song is a ritual and not entertainment...
...there's no newspaper, no magazine...
...in the first place, there are no letters in the village...
...there's no newspaper...
...in my village, there's no electricity!
But in Samaria...
...there's no conflict.
What a wonderful song!
There's no conflict...
...and there's nothing to do...
...you can drink alcohol in the afternoon.
As a result...
...the lyrics in Kenya's Samaria village...
...synchronized 77%.
Until now...
...this program has been brought to you by these sponsors.
You led me!
Now...
...it's finally time for the show.
Which do you think won or didn't win?
Is it impossible?
Mr. Hamada thinks it's impossible.
It seems impossible.
But you'll do your best, won't you?
It's 10,000 yen for one.
That's true.
If you think about it like that.
If you think like that, it's true.
You'll do your best, won't you?
While you're talking...
...will you smoke cigarettes?
Cigarettes...
...I won't smoke.
Then it might be impossible.
It's your driving force.
That's right.
I'm nervous.
Will it work?
Now...
...the title of "Downtown" on Wednesday...
...100,000 yen for one...
...starts now!
1. "katsumata kunikazu" fan zero people theory...
2. "romero special" theory that doesn't work without cooperation from others...
3. "katsumata kunikazu" name in kanji for ordinary people zero people theory...
4. "katsumata kunikazu" continues to be correct...
5. "katsumata kunikazu" continues to be correct...
6. "katsumata kunikazu" continues to be correct...
84...
Which one is it?
samugyo kisaru kutteru toki ni
sekkyou kurattara
ikou wa
It doesn't matter!
sanchu makenai setsu
What is this theory?!
84 is correct!
I won't tell you!
You're doing your best!
85. If adults are serious...
kage dake funde kaereru setsu
"fuka hi setsu" "tanashii utaheta setsu"
"sono no wa seikai o tsuzuke" "tsui ni nokori da" "ato mittsu"
"shounen yagyuu de sabu marin no pitcher" "oyanoikou ga hyaku paasento setsu"
"hachijuu go" "genin nara" "jibun no neta to onaji joukyou ga" "genjitsu ni okitara" "kanpeki ni tsukkomeru setsu"
This is amazing!
There is one more thing left.
But before that, please look at this verification.
This time, the target is these three people who have story settings that happen in the city.
Life is good, right?
First of all, sandwich man Date.
His representative story is...
Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome.
I'm pissed off.
You're pissed off. Come back here.
We're done eating here.
No, I'm going back.
To Salt Lake.
Take out.
This is a story from a hamburger shop that was also shown in "King of Cont".
It's like a potato. It's like a scallop.
It's like a scallop.
Scallop.
This time, we'll have a test called "fake meeting" in this hamburger shop.
The store manager is this young entertainer who doesn't know Date.
He's a little white-haired, isn't he?
Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome.
I'm pissed off.
The first "welcome" three times is a miss.
As expected, he doesn't know what's going on yet.
Are you done eating here?
Yes, I am.
To Salt Lake.
I'm pissed off.
I'm stepping on you.
Why are you stepping on me?
I'm pissed off.
It seems like he noticed that something was going on here.
It's amazing.
Hamburger set.
Do you recommend this one?
Which one?
Big burger set.
Big burger first.
I'm not a business man.
I'll make it now, so can you give me five hours?
No, there's only one set.
I don't think it's going to cost that much.
Oh, it's first, so...
It's a set.
Oh, it's a set.
It's moving a lot.
One set?
That's right.
It's moving a lot.
Then, cola.
Do you recommend this one?
Then, cola.
Do you recommend this one?
Banana shake.
The size is S, M, A, L.
Which one do you like smaller?
This one.
This one?
It looks like a new set.
Would you like a big burger set with it?
No, I don't need it.
I'll have one set.
You throw it well.
Would you like a potato set with it?
I'll have a potato set with it.
Would you like a potato set with it?
What do you want me to say together?
Let's look back at the order.
Please repeat the order.
Would you like a potato set with it and a drink, banana shake?
You don't like saying it in that way.
Would you like it?
Shut up!
I'm sorry.
Let me ask you a question.
Would you like a big set with it and a drink, banana shake?
Please help me!
What do you want me to help you?
You know my story well.
It's like a city council.
It's a city council.
It's like a city council.
It's like a sales council.
It's cash.
It's 630 yen.
It's 1,000 yen.
1,000 yen.
I'll give you 3,000 yen.
Why?
That's strange.
How much is it?
It's 630 yen.
You gave me 1,000 yen.
I'll give you 3,000 yen.
Why?
How did you calculate 3,000 yen?
I'm giving this to people who bought more than 500 yen.
What is it?
It's a receipt.
I'll give it to everyone.
The receipt is...
2,000 yen for chopsticks.
I don't need chopsticks.
Is it a burger?
No, I don't need it.
Would you like sugar and milk for the shake?
I'll be rich.
What are you talking about?
Thank you for waiting. This is boring.
I asked you. It's boring.
There's nothing in it, right?
We're doing a campaign right now.
There's nothing in it, right?
Can you scratch it for me?
Will you get something?
I don't know what you're talking about.
You don't know why?
What don't you know?
There are many reasons.
Can you scratch it for me?
Yes.
Oh, you're amazing.
You're strong.
Congratulations! You're number one!
I'm number one in nothing.
You're number one in scallops!
No, I'm done with scallops.
What are you doing?
Date said everything in one story in Nanda Panda.
Oh, this is amazing.
It's amazing.
So, the story.
What is it?
It's Wednesday's Nanda Panda.
What is it? What are you doing?
Now, if you're an entertainer and the same situation as your story happens in reality, you'd better give up.
No, no, no, I didn't know that.
What did you think when you first heard about Sanrenpatsu?
Well, I was about to say "book off", but I didn't know it was a system like that.
I didn't think about it at all. I was wondering what was on the menu.
But there's no camera anywhere.
I see.
I was like "Is he like that?"
Do you think he's like that?
Well, I know who he is, and I think he's like me, too.
I'm sorry, Sanrenpatsu.
Thank you for remembering me.
I know I said something wrong, too.
I'm sorry. I ordered coke, too.
I'm sorry.
It's banana shake, isn't it?
There were some parts where he forgot about the story.
But even though it was private, he gave it his all.
The next target is Tomonori Jinnai.
And the setting is this eye exam.
This one.
I don't know.
This one.
I don't know.
This one.
I don't know.
Right eye is bad luck.
I know!
I know it's bad luck, doctor!
Can you do it properly for me?
Jinnai is called out for a pre-examination of a fake health special edition.
The exam starts now.
Thank you for coming.
The exam starts now.
Thank you for coming.
First of all, please hold your left eye.
Okay.
Let's start with the right eye.
Okay.
Okay, this one.
Up.
This one.
It's the right eye. It's hard to see.
This one.
I don't know.
Okay, the right eye is bad luck!
I didn't realize it.
What is it?
Right eye.
What is it?
I can't see anything.
What do you mean you can't see anything?
I'm sorry.
It's my joke, but...
It seems like he realized it's his own joke.
And...
What is it?
Right eye.
What is it?
Up and down, diagonally, left and right eye.
What is it?
I'm sorry.
What do you mean you can't see anything?
He's embarrassed and starts laughing.
He's back.
I'm embarrassed.
What is it?
Right eye.
What is it?
Left eye.
What is it?
It's complicated.
It's difficult and complicated.
The shape of his magic hand...
Wow!
What is it?
Up.
What is it?
Um...
Don't give me a hint!
Look up and don't give me a hint!
Hold your right eye and...
What is it?
I can't see it.
Um...
Down.
You said "down".
Be kind!
Be kind.
Don't be kind.
And...
Don't be shy.
Yes.
Be kind.
Wow!
Let's do it.
Please.
Hold your left eye.
Here we go.
This is...
Up.
Correct!
Left diagonal down.
No, you change your glasses.
Your glasses don't fit.
Teacher, please change your glasses.
Isn't there a decent teacher?
I'm already in.
I will measure your eyesight.
Please say you don't know.
I know!
I can see it, but I don't know.
I know!
I can see it, but I don't know.
I can see it, but I don't know what you say.
You say it a lot!
Teacher said it again, and he was embarrassed.
He was embarrassed.
What is it?
You did a good job.
When you said you had bad eyesight,
I thought you said something funny.
When you said something funny,
I thought you said something funny.
No, it was funny.
I thought it was a funny story.
And the last target is...
Chidori.
The story is...
Taxi!
Excuse me!
There is a luggage in the back, so please get in the passenger seat.
Passenger seat?
Taxi!
What are you doing?
I'm sorry!
This story is characterized by a unique character of a taxi driver.
Is it...
Taxi!
Morning! Morning! Morning! Morning! Morning!
Excuse me! I'm carrying a luggage. Can you give me ten seats?
Ten seats?
Excuse me!
Morning!
Ten seats?
Excuse me! I'm carrying a luggage.
What is it?
Sweet potatoes.
Sweet potatoes?
Yes!
Morning!
Even though he's confused, he gets in the car.
It's weird.
It's a safety car, "Yodaredaco".
"Yodaredaco"?
Wait a minute!
"Yodaredaco"?
It's our joke!
"Yodaredaco"?
That's right.
What is it?
With the phrase "Yodaredaco", it seems like he realized it's his own joke.
Which one is your favorite?
I like "Kamiya-cho"'s "TV Tokyo".
Thank you very much!
I'll drive safely.
It's "Yodaredaco".
I knew it!
Sorry!
I'm sorry for not noticing you.
You're on TV, right?
Just a little bit.
You're "Yoshi Ikuzo", right?
No!
That's amazing!
You can ride "Yoshi Ikuzo"!
Don't call me "Yoshi"! Call me "Yoshi"!
We're here!
It's "Blueberry Garden"!
Where are you going?
Be careful of dogs!
"Blueberry Garden" is "Kamiya-cho"'s "TV Tokyo"!
That's right!
Customers!
Please get off already!
What is it?
When Nobu got off the taxi...
What is this?
Hey, second class!
Hey, hey, hey!
Excuse me!
It's a two-seater, so can you get in the passenger seat?
What kind of taxi is this?
Just like the story...
The second class has arrived.
The second class has arrived!
Wow!
Excuse me!
It's a two-seater, so can you get in the passenger seat?
What kind of taxi is this?
Excuse me!
It's a two-seater, so can you get in the passenger seat?
Excuse me!
Thank you very much!
It's "Pokari River" in "Atsui Koutsuu".
"Pokari River"!
It's "Pokari" in its name!
Excuse me!
Where are you going?
No, no...
It's "Kamiya-chou" on TV Tokyo.
Thank you very much!
I'll drive safely to "Pokari River".
I got it!
Are you a bandit?
You're rude!
I'm not like that!
Please don't talk too much. Your mouth stinks.
You're rude!
It stinks a lot!
What's wrong with you?
If it stinks that much, you'll be called a bandit.
I don't have to say it. My mouth stinks.
Your white hair stinks a lot!
My white hair stinks a lot?
I'm sorry, blueberry field...
Where are you going?
And, Nobu was pushed to the end.
It's a story.
Thank you for your hard work.
What's this?
I thought it was funny.
I thought I shouldn't ride it.
But, it was so funny.
I thought I should ride it a little.
It's pretty funny.
But, it's my habit.
It's my habit, which I'm good at in downtown on Wednesdays.
Anyway, his habit was amazing.
Everyone pushed him hard.
He answered 99 questions perfectly.
There's only one question left.
I remember 85 questions well.
It's 100 questions.
I'm excited, Nobu.
On the national road No. 1 line...
It's getting crowded.
Smoking cigarette...
It's taking a long time.
On the national road No. 1 line...
He said it again.
What's wrong?
It's falling.
While picking up a cigarette filter, he walked...
What's wrong?
In Nagoya...
Oh, it's a pillow.
It's a pillow like a soba restaurant.
It's said to be infected.
Yes!
Great!
I did it!
He won.
He won 1,000,000 yen with 100 steps.
Great!
Hamada san, you were excited.
I thought I couldn't do it.
Great!
I did my best, but I didn't want to shake my hair.
That's right.
Hamada san...
If I didn't win, I should have given him what I won.
Hamada san, you became round.
You are a fake!
You are definitely a fake!
You are really Hamada san.
What are you talking about?
You are naked in the dressing room.
If you open the door, Hamada san will come out.
What are you talking about?
There is no reason for you to say that, Hamada san.
Stop it!
I decided to buy a 3LDK.
It's 210,000 yen.
I heard that the initial cost is 900,000 yen.
Hamada san's dream came true thanks to his father's hard work.
And next week...
We will verify the theory that it is difficult to get to the amusement park.
I definitely don't want to go up there.
And...
When a partner who is addicted to suspicious fortune- telling says he wants to explain...
You are crazy.
Don't make fun of me.
And...
My name is Takuchi.
Do you remember your partner's name?
"Past Broadcast" is on Parami.