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Let's go. The first commentator is this person.
Hello.
I'm Takahashi Sawano.
Excuse me.
It's sudden, but when you come home from work,
is there not a single room you don't go to?
No.
Yes, there are.
How about you, Yoshimura?
I have a loft, but I haven't been there for a few months.
There are places you don't go to.
Of course, there are rooms you don't go to.
There are shelves you don't open.
Of course, there are.
Yes, there are.
So, this time we have this theory.
Even if you are hiding in a house for a long time, you don't notice it.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It depends on your loft, but...
Yes, it does.
Once, Kuno-chan was doing this show.
Yes, I did.
Do you remember?
Yes, I do.
One person was hiding under the bed.
That's one person.
One person was easy to hide.
I see.
These two or three people said, "No, I haven't been to a loft."
After this, even if there are a lot of people in the house, they don't notice it?
What are you talking about?
Furthermore, the entertainment disbandment prank.
The master class is more painful theory.
No way the development is...
We have been waiting for a long time for personality.
And to find Japan's oldest sign.
Unexpected questions about downtown.
Even if there are a lot of people in the house, they don't notice it?
So this time, three entertainers with different house sizes will be the target.
The first one is...
Goodbye youthful light, Morita.
His house is one L.D.K. where he lives alone.
This time, he will hide his nine uncles in this room and do the verification.
It's so scary.
It's not like a mountain.
It's like a mountain, right?
At nine o'clock at night, after work, Morita came.
This is dangerous.
This kind of house prank will be his first experience.
I've never seen it before.
I'm scared.
It's scary.
Can you look at your phone and come in?
It's so normal.
Sitting on the sofa and playing with his phone for 10 minutes.
I don't like it.
This is what Kotatsu is like under his feet.
I'm scared.
He doesn't seem to notice it at all.
Then he takes off his jacket.
What's up with Kotatsu's acting plan?
He goes to the closet where another man is hiding.
I don't like it. It's so scary.
I'll open it.
This is the opposite.
He's here now, isn't he?
Yes, he is.
There is a man who is exactly my height.
But he does this, too.
I don't like it.
Then he sits on the sofa and plays with his phone for another 10 minutes.
He loves playing with his phone.
Even though there are nine men in a small room,
he doesn't notice it at all and more than 20 minutes have passed.
It's hard for a man on the veranda.
I know.
It's hard for him.
Then he goes back to the closet.
He's still there.
Moreover, he opened the left door where another man is hiding.
This is dangerous.
He doesn't even look at me.
But he goes back in.
He's there.
He's upstairs, isn't he?
There is a man wearing a blanket.
I'm scared.
He's downstairs, too.
He went in.
I'm scared!
This is scary!
Morita realizes that there is something that he doesn't know.
Scream?
What?!
And finally, he realized that it's a human.
What?!
Hmph!
Wait a minute! What is this?!
This is illegal entry!
That's right!
What is this?!
Furthermore...
Look...
I see...
It's down there...
Aaaaaaaah!
Who is it!?
Aaaaaaaah!
Who is it!?
Probably...
The first prank attempt...
The second old man has been caught...
And in a panic state, Morita...
Who is it!?
- Hello? - Who is it?
- Amane? - Can you hear me?
- Is there any prank video? - I knew it!
- What prank video? - A prank video.
- Is it a TV show? - No, it's... When?
- Now. - Now!?
- I'm serious. - No, it's too late.
- What are you talking about? - No, it's like...
- Is there any prank video at home? - No, I haven't heard of it.
- You're kidding me! - I haven't done it.
- You're kidding me!
- Morita asks Amane for a prank video, but... - I'm sure of it.
- Amane denies it because Amane is Amane's co - worker.
- Are you two there? - What is this!?
- No, we're not there yet. - You're kidding me!
- Who are you!? Seriously!
- This is so scary! What is this!?
- There are two of us. - Two of you?
- There are seven of us. - Seven of you!?
- What!?
- We're not doing anything, are we? - Morita asks Amane for a prank video, but...
- I'm sure of it.
- Morita asks Amane for a prank video, but... - What!?
- Oh, there's another one up there. - There's another one up there.
- No, no.
- What the hell is this?! - That's fast!
- Hey, what the hell is this?! - Disney!
- What the hell is this?! What are you doing?!
- So, when it comes to this... - Yeah, it's already...
- That's right!
Hey! What the heck is that?!
What the heck is that?!
Hey!
What the heck is that?!
- It's burning! - Wow!
It's burning!
What the heck is that?!
- Ah, all of them! - Ah, all of them! - In less than 30 minutes...
- Ah, all of them! - ...they successfully discovered all nine of them! - Yay!
- And so, here is the spoiler! - Ah, seriously?!
- I'm scared of this one too! - I'm relieved!
What the heck is this?!
What the heck?!
What the heck is this?! It's too scary!
It was really scary! Seriously!
It was seriously scary!
I was like "what if we all died?"
You didn't even answer
Well, first of all...
It's Kotatsu
It's my first time
It was my first time and...
I was like "someone please bring in the camera!"
But no one came in
That's why it was even scarier
What the heck is this?!
Even if there's a lot of people, you wouldn't notice
At first I didn't notice
It's true that I didn't notice
But after that...
It was like...
I was hiding in a really scary place
That's why there's a lot of people at home
The next target is...
The Bungalow, Kato
There are three types of houses
This time, all floors will have a total of ten men
Also, the family will be left out
At 4pm, Kato returns home and...
When he puts his luggage down...
He goes straight to the sofa...
Behind him...
There's no sign of him hiding
After 15 minutes of watching TV...
He suddenly stands up...
And starts taking off his jacket like he remembered
What made you take off your jacket?
Whoa!
Huh?
Huh? Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
Huh?
Wait a minute!
Hey!
Huh?
Hey!
Kato doesn't want to leave his first location.
Huh?
Hey!
I'll water you!
He might have noticed that it's a prank.
That's right.
The camera suddenly enters.
Kato enters the room.
I'm relieved.
This isn't funny at all.
However, this is not a downtown on Wednesdays.
It's a fake prank.
I see.
Don't leave it yet.
I'm so pissed off.
When Kato gave him that impression in an interview...
This is bad.
...he made the old man leave...
...and the hidden camera withdrew a part of it in front of Kato.
I'm relieved.
Even though the location was about to end...
Whoa!
Of course, there were still a lot of old men and hidden cameras in the house.
Huh?
Is this a prank?
Isn't it too much?
When Kato finished his work...
...he relaxed on the sofa again.
And twenty minutes later...
Oh, you're hiding in there.
Huh?
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
No, no, no!
You left me behind!
Hey! Hey!
Since there was a story once...
...Kato understood that this was also a prank.
You left me behind...
Hey! Hey!
Kato lightly mixed in his spear...
...and discovered the remaining old men one by one.
Hey!
And with that...
This is such a mess.
This is terrible. This is terrible.
What is this?
There are a lot of people at home in this prank.
The last target is...
Abareru-kun.
According to NLDK's new policy...
...this time, the oldest old men will be placed in this prank.
A lot of them!
A lot of them.
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We brought you some news about Downtown.
What is going on?
I'm back.
I'm back
Who are you saying "I'm back" to?
There are too many of them!
Behind the door?
Yes, behind the door.
Where did you change your clothes?
He looked at the old man's feet and died.
Only his feet!
I'm scared!
Close the door!
What should I do?
You have to close it!
I'm scared!
It's an electric shock!
Is it a habit?
It's an electric shock!
What are you doing?
With these three electric shocks,
he must have realized that it was a prank.
That's right.
It's an electric shock!
He sent off a moonwalk-like mood.
Why?
Because there are too many of them!
After that, he looked for a place where people might be hiding.
But this time, there are too many of them.
It's out!
It's like a new horror movie.
And...
(Scream)
He has become so sensitive.
Anyway, it took 20 minutes to find all 21 of them.
Metabarashi
What is it?
Here is the explanation of this project.
I'm scared just to say that there are people I don't know, but 21 of them are scary.
It's crazy.
Didn't you notice it at first?
No, I didn't.
But the smell was like a frog.
It was different from usual?
Yes, it was.
It smelled like an old man.
So, it smells like an old man in the house.
I see.
It was like that.
It was hidden.
It's not like I experienced it, but I felt like I went to a haunted house and came back.
But it's a person's house.
That's right.
By the way, you often find people who don't move like that, don't you?
It's amazing.
I can't believe it.
What kind of order did you get from which company?
The next presenter is this person.
Please come in.
Who is it?
It's me.
Well, I think there are many prank shows now, but one of them is one of the classic pranks.
I think it's a comedian disbandment prank.
The charm of that prank is, of course, the reaction after being deceived, but I think one of the highlights is the love for your partner and the way you struggle.
So, this time, I brought a theory about a disbandment prank that is more heartbreaking and heart-warming than the past one.
Here it is.
Comedian disbandment prank. The master class theory is more heartbreaking.
You've never seen it before, have you?
No, I haven't.
The master class theory is more heartbreaking and heart-warming than the past one.
Who are you talking about?
Comedian disbandment prank. The master class theory is more heartbreaking.
This time, the target master will be selected from the Asakusa Manzai Association, where many veteran comedians belong.
So, of course, we need their cooperation.
Thank you very much.
There are many fights between the president and the board of directors.
Are there any fights that break up after you reach the first class?
There are quite a lot of fights that break up after you reach the first class.
There are many fights that break up after you reach the first class.
But I don't think we need to say the names of the fights.
Especially the fight between the president and the board of directors.
I think it is a problem of manga association now.
The 10-year break-up prank of the president that was unexpectedly real.
Their first target is...
Do you know who I'm going to target?
Kyomaru Kyohei Azuma.
His nickname is "Kyohei".
My nickname is "Kyomaru".
I'm a little behind in my studies, so I don't know much about it.
When you say something you know, you can only say you don't know it.
You can only say you don't know it.
You're saying you want me to say you don't know it.
Who are you talking to?
He's Kyomaru Kyohei, a legendary manzai poet who was once active as a rival of Aro Two Beat.
In 1953, he defeated Aro Two Beat in a new manzai contest.
Aro Two Beat was said to be the winner candidate, but Kyomaru Kyohei won.
And then, fearing the media, he still goes to a rich family in Utsunomiya.
After winning the contest.
It's hard to get caught.
We're the best friends in the manzai world.
Most people don't talk much when they're in the master's class, but they go home on the same train.
When I see them together, I want to go home with them while touching them.
This time, a magazine material was included in the setting of such a friendly combination of two people,
and they decided to call Kyomaru, the target, and set up a disbandment prank.
We leave it to the board of directors to decide what kind of story we will disband with.
We don't have any meetings with the board of directors.
The first disbandment story in 1947.
Could it be...
I've been calling you day and night.
I've been calling you many times, but you didn't answer.
You're cute.
Isn't it a private interview?
What?
Isn't it a private interview?
Yes, it's our interview.
But you're a little late.
About 30 minutes.
No, it's not like that.
You look happy about the interview.
He told the staff that he was late and asked them to disband.
What kind of interview do you think it is?
Interview...
What kind of interview do you think it is?
Interview...
You can leave it to me. I have a lot of original stories.
I have a lot of real stories.
Talk about disbandment.
The topic is...
The impression of manzai in the daytime.
- Did you receive all of them? - Yes, I did.
- I thought you were a good man.
- I'm sure you're the right person for this job. - Of course.
- You're a stubborn man. - You've been leading me for many years.
- I know you want to do it, but there's no one like me. - No, no, no.
- There's no one like you. - You're the best.
As their friendly talk continues, Kyohei finally starts to move.
- Are you feeling well? - Yes, I am.
- I'm not feeling well. - Why?
- You should eat more. - I do eat a lot, but...
- I've been having nausea lately. - You shouldn't go to the bathroom. It's disgusting.
- It's disgusting? - It's not disgusting?
- I've been feeling nauseous since yesterday. - You've been feeling nauseous since yesterday, right?
- I've been doing this three times already. - It's not disgusting?
- You've been losing your mind for three to five minutes.
- Why? - I'm losing my mind.
- I quit doing manzai. - You quit doing it?
Kyohei's plan to quit manzai is...
Lately, Kyohei has been losing his mind for a long time.
- You're amazing. - You're the best.
- If I were you, I wouldn't do it. - You don't have to do it.
- I've talked to a doctor about it. - Have you done MRI?
- I haven't done MRI, but... - Are you an MRI specialist?
- I don't know if it's okay, but... - Are you putting your trust in MRI?
- It's already manzai. - It's a little...
Around here...
- I don't want to bother you and the people around me. - Stop it.
What are you talking about?
- I'm thinking of cutting you off. - That's cute.
- I'm thinking of cutting you off. - He said it. He said he wanted to cut you off.
You've been leading me for a long time.
But there have been many good things.
Since we formed a team.
I can't do it anymore.
Kyomaru can't speak because of the sudden breakup story from his beloved partner.
It's heartbreaking.
Thank you.
There's no one like me in this room.
That's why I've been talking to you.
We can't lose in terms of problems.
I know that best.
I've seen a lot of people, but I don't think you have any partners.
I don't.
I don't want to bother you that much.
Ask the doctor. I'll give you advice.
I'm telling you, Kiri.
I haven't done it yet.
I'm telling you, Kiri.
I don't think we should break up.
I don't think you'll bother me.
Even if we break up, I don't feel like finding a new partner.
I'm serious, so I'm telling you.
I don't want to break up.
When he was young, he had about ten partners.
Finally, he found his best partner.
Even after 47 years, his feelings haven't changed.
What do you think about it?
The dismissal is no good?
The dismissal is no good.
You're doing a good job.
Thank you for the interview, but...
There's no chance.
There's no chance, but...
I'm not sure about it.
I'm not confident about it.
I'm not sure about it.
I don't know.
I'm surprised.
I don't know.
Don't think about bad things.
As a Kyomaru comrade, he wants to keep doing it.
He wants to sell it.
If they don't continue, and if they don't sell it, it's meaningless.
Kyomaru's will seems firm.
He tells a joke here.
It's hard.
I'm sorry.
Thank you for the interview.
It's no good.
Don't cry.
Are you crying?
Are you relieved?
Are you happy?
I'm relieved.
Are you relieved?
You were happy, weren't you?
I was grateful.
What would you do if you were told not to do it?
If you do MRI and you can't do it anymore...
I will disband.
You don't have to do MRI, do you?
That's right.
And the other group's target is...
He was the only one.
I'm disappointed.
That's great.
I don't know if you know this, but this is a life of blame.
That's right.
This is the most realistic thing.
It's really scary.
They've been doing this for 53 years.
They keep repeating "We're close. We're not close."
We're close. We're not close.
We're not close.
This is the worst thing they've done in 53 years.
They haven't done it for 8 years.
They haven't done it for 8 years?
Wow, you're old. How old are you?
They've been active for 53 years.
The charisma duo of the comedy industry is currently in the middle of a complete mess.
About 3 years ago, when I was in the dressing room,
Mr. Umonkomon would go up on stage and I could always hear him laughing.
He stopped laughing for a moment.
At that moment, I dropped him and went to see him.
And we had a big fight.
On stage?
Yes, on stage.
Who was it?
It was Mr. Umonkomon.
He said something a little different from usual.
Mr. Umonkomon hit Mr. Umonkomon a little.
Mr. Umonkomon hit him back.
That went on for three or four days.
Suddenly, music started playing and tap dance started dancing.
Disbandment prank by martial arts duo.
Could it be...
I can't predict it. It's too scary.
It's coming.
I'm scared.
Close it up. It's cold.
It's not a relationship where they can talk to each other.
That's how it is.
This time, they will return the manager and lure the target out.
This is scary.
They don't look at each other at all.
They haven't talked for 80,000 days.
As expected, the atmosphere at the scene is heavy.
It's different from what I imagined.
There was someone over there.
Beyond the traffic light.
Mr. Umonkomon!
When I said it, it was completely different.
Mr. Tanigawa is the only one laughing.
I'm scared.
Mr. Tanigawa, who has a dead face, is also desperate.
I'm scared.
They don't look at each other at all.
The person who came today is...
Let's talk about it.
The reason for the disbandment was left to the person who set it up, but how do you cut it out?
I had a lot of talk and asked you to come.
Do you know why this is happening?
What's going on?
No, I don't know why it's happening.
- What do you mean? - I don't know.
I don't know you.
Well, anyway...
53 years of comedy and comedy...
- Don't you understand my feelings? - No, I don't.
- Come here, come here. - How do you know?
- I don't know. - How do you know?
What's wrong with you?
- No, I mean... - What do you want to say?
- Will you apologize or not? To me. - No, I won't!
It's not disbanding.
The disbanding story goes somewhere and loses its calmness quickly.
For some reason, it's like "apologize, apologize, don't apologize"
Until now, what have you done with that manzai?
Don't talk about it.
It's not a big deal.
Don't talk about it. Talk to me.
I don't need it. I don't need it. Don't talk to me.
You're the one who started it all.
You asked me out.
You, right? So what?
So what you asked me out for is that you won't be responsible for me in the end.
My parents objected to it and you sent all of your family members...
Don't talk about it.
Don't talk about it. This is a complicated story.
You're the one who started it all.
I'm sorry. I'm in a bad way.
But you don't have to die.
You don't have to die.
But...
But what?
You're the one who started it all.
The manager who thought of the end of the world at the entrance of the master and student.
That's always painful.
You're the worst.
You're not a service warrior yourself.
You're a pain in the neck.
Let's do something in commemoration of our 15th anniversary.
Did you ever fight?
You were selfish.
Selfish?
That's right.
What kind of selfishness?
You did whatever you wanted.
I'm doing it because I like it.
To make money, right?
What did you do?
I don't want to talk about it in the end.
I'm not telling you to break up.
Hurry up and tell me to break up.
And you did it on your own.
You did it, didn't you?
It's a fight.
I'm doing it all.
Really?
What are you talking about?
The manager escaped from hell.
So, it's been eight years since they met for the first time.
I'm not listening.
I told you.
You're saying everything.
You've done it on your own, haven't you?
It's been 63 years since it was dissolved.
Why are you talking so big?
I'm not talking big.
I've done it all for my life.
When I quit the manzai association,
did you do anything to save me?
No, I didn't.
You're the only one who's been a manager for four years.
And now you're doing this.
I don't know.
Why aren't you doing it?
Why wouldn't I do it?
You quit it on your own.
It's boring. It doesn't help me.
I'm going to quit it.
What kind of quitting is that?
It's obvious.
What have you been doing for the manzai association?
What have you been doing?
I've been doing it for 30 years.
For what 30 years?
For 30 years.
Most of you aren't together anymore, are you?
I'm talking about my job now.
Are you satisfied with your job?
That's too low a dimension.
That's all.
Let's be happy.
How do you do it?
If you don't like it, I'll quit.
That's not it!
Are you quitting?
No, no, no.
Are you quitting?
And here's the unexpected reverse dismissal offer.
Stop it!
Please stop it.
Let's really stop it.
Because of this show.
Because of this show!
These two make dissatisfaction explode.
They've been working together for 53 years.
The bond they've built up hasn't been that fragile.
Even so, you can't help it if you keep doing it.
I can't help it.
If you think like that, let's just quit.
It's refreshing, isn't it?
Then let's just quit.
No, no, no.
Let's just quit.
That's all.
No, no, no.
And so...
They've decided to disband.
No, no, no.
It's saddening and a big mess.
They hurriedly spread the news.
No, no, no.
The guys are scared.
Excuse me!
I said no!
What's that?
Let's quit.
It's not funny at all.
What's that?
I'm sorry.
It's a joke, but it's a prank.
I'm sorry.
I want you to hit each other and get along with each other.
Don't get along with me.
Don't give me a show name.
You'll find out someday.
Apologize to me.
I'm sorry. I'll do my best from now on.
You know what I mean, right?
For some reason, they don't get along at all.
That's it.
It's a shame.
It's all this.
Thank you.
I'm sorry for the camera.
I'm sorry for everything.
It ended in a strange way, but after a talk, the worst situation of disbandment somehow avoided.
I'm sorry for asking you for this.
I'm sorry for everything.
I don't know.
I think it's the most responsive show on TV so far.
I think so.
I think it's harder to say.
I don't know if editing will be that good.
I don't know.
I don't know if it will be as interesting as entertainment on TV.
Are you aiming for that kind of thing?
But this show is really well-received by entertainers.
In the end, entertainers benefit from it.
It becomes delicious and becomes a hot topic as a result.
It has an influence.
I don't know about that.
Thank you for your cooperation.
So, will this be an advantage for Master Obonkobon?
Are you just praying to God for the last part of the verification result?
Let me ask the staff.
What happened?
At first, when we made this offer to our master's manager, he refused it.
He said that this is no good.
But when we told our master that we refused it...
He said that we should accept it if it would be of any use to the manzai society.
So, our master's manager took it and accepted it.
So, our master's manager was very angry.
In the middle of the show, our master's manager said that this is no good.
But our master's manager didn't want to be blamed for his anger.
At the end of the show, our master's manager said that we shouldn't air it anymore.
But our master's manager didn't care about it and decided to air it.
So, this VTR was aired.
But our master's manager was very angry.
Thank you very much!
Wow!
Thank you very much!
And...
The next day, our master's manager appeared in "Gekizou no Ho" again.
I heard that he won "Daibakushou" as usual.
Wow!
This is amazing!
Even though he was angry and had a bad temper, the next day, he said "this is no good" and won!
So, if you watched this show,
when you have time, go to Toyokan in Asakusa.
And watch "Obon Konwonshou" live.
But we haven't talked about it for a long time.
I don't think we will disband.
Even if we talk about it, our manager won't be there.
I think we are still connected.
I think so, too.
We won't disband for a long time.
And we will continue to perform on stage.
After the performance, you say you have to talk a lot.
I'm already telling a story.
Next, we will introduce and verify various theories in the world.
"Everyone's Theory Corner".
Tonight's presenter is...
Mr. Tamura Kenji!
Thank you for having me.
When you go out for a meal, you don't ask for an autograph, do you?
That's right.
I have a theory about autographs.
I see.
An autograph on a restaurant's sign says "match color".
I think I know what you're talking about.
Haven't you seen it before?
It's an old one.
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It's a link with the previous one.
I've been dragging it for a long time.
I'm already telling a story.
An autograph on a restaurant's sign says "match color".
Let's start the investigation.
This is the oldest autograph in this restaurant.
The first person who gave me an autograph was Mr. Masayoshi Yamazaki.
But he gave me an autograph in 2012.
This restaurant only had relatively new autographs.
Next, the oldest autographs on display in this restaurant are...
- Mr. Shizuta. - Here it is.
Oh, wow!
- Kinya Aikawa and Kazuko Kato's autographs from over 30 years ago. - It's beautiful!
It's beautiful if you put it in the cabinet.
Although it's old, it's neatly stored in the cabinet and hasn't changed at all.
- It's 23 years old. - I see.
From now on, we will mainly investigate new autograph shops that seem to have old autographs.
- It's neat! - Katsu Shintaro and Ueki Hitoshi.
The oldest autographs on display in this restaurant are...
I think the one from 1960 is the oldest of all.
It's Yoshiki Hisei's autograph.
Hisei's name is written on it.
He learned how to make autographs and wrote his name in ink.
Moreover...
Which autograph is the oldest autograph in this restaurant?
- It's Masako Natsume's autograph. - It's beautiful!
- She wrote it in 1979. - She wrote it before she was born.
After Ms. Natsume finished her work, she and Mr. E. J. came to the same store.
That's wonderful!
After continuing the investigation, we were able to discover autographs of Akira Kurosawa and Atsumi Kiyoshi, which were written in 1981.
As expected, valuable autographs are always carefully stored and haven't turned brown.
Here, we asked an expert about the roots of autographs.
When did people start decorating autographs?
I think it was around the second half of the Edo period.
When sumo was the number one star,
artists started decorating their hands, for example,
with black and white paint.
I think it started with that kind of history.
After the Edo period,
artists started decorating their hands with their names.
By the way, that so-called "breaking down" autograph...
When did it start?
That was in the early 1930s.
Yujiro Ishihara became famous.
I think that's how it started.
But why did you start "breaking down" autographs?
In places I really like, I leave my own autograph.
I think it's important to leave your own design,
your originality, and your awareness of yourself as a star.
That's scary!
And we asked him to show us his most brown autograph.
Which one is it?
This one.
It's Akira Toriyama and Osamu Akimoto.
Why is it so brown?
I decorated it in my room because I love it so much.
That's why it's brown.
They're looking for their oldest autograph again.
What autographs do you have?
Even now, I know that it's Kiyoshi Yamashita.
He's always out running.
"Me, me, me, me." He used to say that.
He also sold things like Osamu Tezuka.
Like a coaster and a chopstick opener.
He also drew a bearded old man.
- That's amazing. - I don't think it'll become famous.
So I threw away everything when I cleaned it up.
Now that I think about it, I'm sorry.
- That's terrible! - And the oldest autograph in this shop is...
I think it's Yamamoto Kajiro's autograph.
It was drawn 66 years ago.
Although it's discolored, it's not as brown as it used to be.
Furthermore, in Asakusa's Shinise Okonomiyaki store,
in addition to Tatekawa Danshi and Edogawa Rampo's autographs,
there is also Oshima Nagisa and Nosaka Akiyuki's "ano" combination.
And in this Shinise store...
There is something called "Chouwa 24nen", so I think this is the oldest one.
Among all the things we investigated so far, we discovered the oldest autograph from 1949.
Let's take a look at it.
Here it is.
It's matcha!
It's a crazy matcha color.
The store's oil is all over it and it's burned.
The most famous actors and actresses in this store are...
Sano Shunji and Sekibuchi Hiroshi's father.
And...
Sakai Shunji and Sakai Machiaki's father.
So, Machiaki's father's favorite matcha color is...
What are you doing?
Were there any autographs you were interested in?
There weren't any autographs I was interested in.
There are so many great autographs!
Mr. Mogami, were there any autographs you were interested in?
Not really.
Like, "There was such a great autograph!"
Next, we have some theories about Downtown-san.
What do you mean?
Everyone, what would you compare Hamada-san to an animal?
Like, a gorilla.
Gorilla... gorilla... gorilla...
He's a manly man, you know?
What are you talking about?
You shouldn't say that.
He's a manly man, you know?
Well, speaking of Hamada-san, he's a gorilla.
That's why I brought this theory with me.
When foreigners asked Hamada and Matsumo which of them looked like a gorilla,
Matsumo and Hamada surprisingly said the opposite.
Gorilla is awesome!
A manly gorilla is sitting there.
A manly gorilla is sitting there all the time.
I'm sorry, but do gorillas fight in a duo?
Gorilla's face is the deciding line.
When foreigners asked Hamada and Matsumo which of them looked like a gorilla,
Matsumo and Hamada surprisingly said the opposite.
Gorilla is awesome!
If you search for "gorilla" that looks like a gorilla,
of course, your name will be listed higher.
Matsumoto's name is not listed there.
Just in case, let's ask people in the city.
Do you think these two girls look like gorillas?
One, two...
Do you think these girls look like gorillas?
I think they do.
I have an image of Hamada-san.
That's right.
I don't know where I am.
Look at me. I'm a gorilla on the left.
Hamada-san, you look like him.
That's right.
One, two...
I'm a gorilla in a gorilla's house.
Out of 93 people, 76 people said that gorillas are Hamada's.
But if you think about it calmly, I think both are Hamada's.
So, from now on, we will investigate with foreigners who don't have a sense of intrusion.
Where are you from?
We are from Germany.
Do you know these two girls?
Do you think they look like gorillas?
No, sorry.
Which one do you think looks like a gorilla?
I think...
This guy.
His appearance is like a gorilla.
He has a really big nose.
What about these two girls?
Their eyes and eyebrows are so heavy and large.
Of course, they have big nostrils.
This is a gorilla, isn't it?!
They do look like gorillas.
Definitely this one.
Because maybe for the beard and the face...
Really?!
Hamada-san, on the left.
He's got the big jaw.
Big ears and the big nose.
Just a very big face.
This one.
His nose is kind of huge and big and...
He's kind of...
A gorilla.
Maybe this one?
Just the pocket under his eye.
Maybe the roundness of it, I guess.
A gorilla.
This must be this one.
Because he looks a little more...
Angry, more...
He looks a little bit like my ex-boyfriend.
A fish.
Maybe...
With the face only.
Well, because...
Like, the gorilla has more of the long face, right?
While this guy has more of a long face.
While this one has more of like a round face.
So, that's why I'm going with this guy for the face only.
They continue their investigation.
A gorilla?
Maybe this one?
A gorilla?
I'm going to choose him.
I'm going to choose you.
No way!
So, according to foreign investigators...
78% of people said that it's Matsumoto for the gorilla.
Amazing!
Well done!
On the other hand...
Hamada, who's not a gorilla...
Asked them what they thought they looked like.
Surprisingly, more than 70% said the same thing.
That is...
What do you think the person on the right looks like?
A little monkey?
Maybe the eye is a little bit like a monkey?
Maybe it's like a monkey?
A small monkey, I think?
So, according to foreign investigators...
Downtown is full of gorillas and monkeys.
That's great!
I see!
In the end, it's that, right?
In the end, it's monkeys and monkeys.
Monkeys and monkeys.
A little monkey and a gorilla.
A gorilla.
Would you not like it if you were told you look like a gorilla?
It's amazing, isn't it?
You've been playing with them, haven't you?
No, we haven't.
Not at all.
You've been playing with them.
Not at all.
You don't have to ask me that.
Right, right.
Which one of us looks like a gorilla?
I don't think it's good as a principle.
Well, it's similar...
It's completely different.
It's better to look like a monkey.
Well, in a sense...
A big gorilla and a small monkey...
They look like monkeys, don't they?
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From everyday life to love scenes,
there are no mistakes in all 40 types of black clouds!
Please!
I'm sorry.
Next week, Kasuga will do "reverse greeting challenge".
Let's eat.
He will make various excuses for that day.
In addition, four-generation families with little sense of age will compete in relay.
And...
Even if it's his own dressing room, if he sees a kiss scene, he won't apologize for the time being.
And the stubborn "Dirty One" Grand Prix.
"Past Broadcast Sessions" is now on Parabi!