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Now, it's begun. Wednesday's "Downtown" two-hour special.
Tonight, we will broadcast a part of the city's prevention in an emergency live broadcast.
I am Tamura Kenji, who forgot his croissant at such an important time.
I will broadcast it.
And everyone, please take a look at this.
Tonight, "that monster house" is finally the last episode.
I think you will understand why things are like this later.
Wow! What? What? What? What?
What's wrong?
We will be back with this "downtown" in the second half of the show.
Please look forward to it!
Now, it's Wednesday's "downtown" two-hour special.
It's begun!
Wednesday's "downtown"
"downtown" tonight is a popular show!
Let's go!
Our first presenter is this person!
Please come in!
Hello!
Nice to meet you!
So!
The project I've brought with me today!
Every year, it's a popular show!
Yes!
So, what is it?
Speaking of what you've brought with you...
It's an eel shop's...
Especially the owner's...
Theory of cooking eel!
Why would I bring that with me?
But you bring it with you every time, don't you?
Every time?!
Wasn't it that?
No, it's something I've done before.
It's a popular show, isn't it?
Have you seen it before?
It's an old show, isn't it?
Can you do it?
It's not like that!
It's a very popular show!
It's this!
The fourth floor!
"Kaewuta" has been chosen as the strongest!
This is the third floor!
This is the fourth floor!
There were three previous floors.
The first floor's winner is "Dobrock"!
And the second floor is "Kumamushi"!
And the third floor is "Ehara Masahiro"!
I see!
He's a first-class entertainer!
He's disappearing more and more!
No, no!
He's not disappearing!
He's doing his best in the live scene!
Oh, that's right!
Every year, the fourth "Kaewuta" tournament is held this year.
Tonight, eight new entertainers have been selected!
The judges for this time are...
male high school students.
He may be the most special entertainer so far.
Male high school students?
Male high school students.
He's the furthest away!
Basically, I've been singing the feelings of a teenager.
I think I'll be able to grasp it in the series.
I'd like you to meet him once.
Don't say "meet him"!
You've met me before, haven't you?
That's right.
Once.
If you meet him, you'll get along well.
Don't say "meet him"!
In "King of Conte"...
Oh, me!
"Omelet Toast"!
He's been in the finals twice for singing jokes.
I've sung about 10 songs for singing jokes, so I'm confident.
I'm a champion of singing jokes.
But I don't have much fame in Tokyo, so I'm a little worried.
I think I can use my impersonation and looks to fight.
I'm going to win the championship!
That's it for the eight teams.
From the first round to the final round, they will sing three songs for jokes.
Here is the first song for jokes.
Miyuki Nakajima's "thread".
This song is loved by everyone, regardless of age and gender.
How did the eight teams change this famous song?
The first match of the first round.
First, "cookie".
Let's talk in the talking room.
It's already funny.
Vertical, no, horizontal is fat.
Horizontal, no, vertical is back bone.
Vertical, no, horizontal is back bone.
All bones have a meaning.
Good for you, Kikuno-san.
And Kikuno-san's opponent is Kamon Katsunoki.
Good luck, Kamon-san.
Eat chocolate and smartphone.
Lick fingers and wipe clothes.
But screen is sticky.
So, smartphone is sticky.
Good for you, Kamon-san.
It's too early for you.
Both of them gave up and fought back.
51 high school boys moved to funny side and won by that number.
How did high school boys judge this match?
First match.
Result.
Yes!
Cookie-san, 46 votes.
Tatsuo-san, 5 votes.
The second round goes to Cookie-san!
Thank you.
I've never been asked to sing again.
I don't know the meaning of it.
But it was funny as always, so I put it in.
From now on, I won't be called "Come on, Cookie."
I'll be called "Tatsuo" from now on.
I won't be called "Come on, Tatsuo" anymore.
The strongest tournament ever.
Next up is the first match of the first round.
First up is Asagaya Shibuya.
Asagaya Shibuya.
I see.
Tatekawa Ichimon.
Amazing.
Asagaya Shibuya.
The veteran of impersonation world, Nobu and Cookie.
Music, start!
What is your gender?
I'm male.
Look!
Yes, my love.
He is also male.
I think so.
I think so, too.
That's funny.
Look!
You know, everything in the world is made of bamboos.
I didn't need it.
Here is the result.
I think it's a draw.
3 votes for Shimai.
48 votes for Nobu and Fukki.
Nobu and Fukki advance to the second round.
Congratulations!
Thank you.
You are fast.
Why did you come here?
I thought that Tatekawa-ryu was amazing.
It's very similar to Mr. Gokeno-koten, so I chose it.
Next is the third round.
First of all, LADLETTERS.
All of a sudden, I got a call.
I went out on the appointed day.
I heard the story and gave my opinion.
People call it "trial instead".
He's doing it right.
"RAISER LOVE" R.G.
Hello, I'm Kenshiro Matsunami.
Who knows you?
You're Matsunami.
Young people don't know you.
You're the best.
You're Matsunami.
Shut up!
What is this?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't drink cold water during practice.
What are you talking about?
Not at all.
Oh my god!
What?
He's drinking water.
"RAISER LOVE" R.G.
R.G. is a group of members of the judiciary.
It's not good.
What?
"LOVELY DANCER" got 29 votes.
"R.G." got 22 votes.
"LOVELY DANCER" will advance to the second round.
I sang with the power warrior look of Kensuke.
It was Kensuke.
"LOVELY DANCER" strongest tournament.
Next is...
First round, fourth match.
First, the singer-songwriter of the year,
The members are...
Music, start!
He's using a clip.
It's a song.
One string in the front.
Looks interesting.
Two strings in the side.
Two circles here.
Four dots here.
Then it looks like this.
What?
Interesting.
Interesting, isn't it?
For such members...
"Hollywood Zaco Show".
What will they do today?
That's awesome.
You have a strong heart.
Awesome!
What is he doing?
He knows "this is it".
It's funny even if you don't know it.
How will it turn out?
It's fun, but...
Both of them are good at singing.
Awesome!
Who will win?
Who?
The winner is...
The 14th place, the 33rd place, the second place goes to...
The Secretary of Hollywood!
I knew it!
You know it, don't you?
I knew it!
I thought it would be good not only to imitate but also to exaggerate.
His attitude has changed a lot.
He's strong.
But strangely, I'm not frustrated.
Not really.
That's right.
The strongest singing tournament continues.
Here is the song of the semi-final.
Yonezu Kenshi's "LEMON", which was a big hit as an unnatural theme song.
Which song did the four teams choose for the semi- final?
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
The first match of the semi-final.
First, "COOKIES".
Thank you, thank you, people.
Here we go.
Music, start!
Oh, my wife, show me what's in your mouth.
Oh, my wife, your teeth are so small.
Did you shave them with a file or something?
Oh, you're drooling.
Oh, my wife, your teeth are so small.
I want to see your teeth when you were in charge of the kitchen.
Even if you chew it, your teeth are like a small coin that doesn't come out in letters.
You know it doesn't come out in letters, don't you?
A small coin that doesn't come out in letters...
A tiny coin...
But...
I think John will win.
Nobu and Fukki against Fukki.
What will Nobu do?
Huh?
Again, two people...
This is Yonezu Kenshin.
Oh, it's Yonezu Kenshin.
Yonezu Henshin.
Maybe that man is Yonezu Kenshin.
It's a double.
Is it different? No, is it?
No, it's not.
But if you look closely, it's a banana bun.
It's this, isn't it?
The rose of that time.
It's similar.
Later, on the road...
Oh, I see.
Huh?
It's not that funny.
Nobu and Fukki, who laughed hard at their special imitation, against...
Fukki, who showed his unique world with his special teeth...
What are you doing?
Will it be...
The results are as follows!
Which is it?
Oh!
Fucking-san, 12 votes!
Roband Fucking-san, 39 votes!
Roband Fucking-san is strong!
The winner is Roband Fucking-san!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
I knew you wouldn't look at me like that!
But I was imitating you, you know?
You were imitating Shigamasaru, weren't you?
Do you know what you're doing?
I didn't lose.
You lost.
I'm going to kill only Nobu.
I can only do it with Nobu.
I'm only going to use Nobu.
I'm going to kill Nobu.
That's the worst!
What are you talking about?
The strongest singing tournament!
Next up is...
The second semi-final match!
First up is...
Love Letters!
This is Nobu's style.
The part where you put it on is broken.
I want to cut it with scissors for one more hour.
But once you cut it, you can't use it anymore.
I gave up and went into the classroom.
Now my nickname is "helmet".
It's "charingotsu" music.
That's right.
Love Letters will be up against...
The Hollywood Zaco Show!
What are you doing?
The letters in the world are really too small to read!
But if you put on your first loop, you can read the world!
Even newspapers and publishers are too small to read!
But if you put on your first loop, you can read the world!
I am Abe Ken Watanabe!
Hello, I am Abe Ken Watanabe!
What is that?
That's funny!
The love letters that were sent to high school students...
Are they going to be popular?
The number of love letters that were sent is 32 and the number of viewers that watched the show is 49!
The winner of the final round is...
The viewers that watched the show!
They are really strong!
I knew it! I knew you guys would win!
What are you doing?
I have something hidden for you.
For the final round.
Please look forward to it.
I'm scared.
What is it?
The winner of the final round is...
And the last song is...
This year's winner is...
U.S.A. of NAPAMP!
Who will win the championship with this song?
It's totally different.
The final round of the strongest song battle.
First, Nobu and Fukki.
It's important.
Yeah!
Wow!
What?
Hey!
Next, will it be Higan's first win?
Hollywood The Cost Show
Hiding is scary, isn't it?
What is it?
Huh?
Again?
Hammer, hammer, hammer, hammer!
Oh!
I'm old-fashioned!
No, it happens every time.
Hammer, hammer, hammer, hammer!
That's right!
Hammer, hammer!
The solution is this!
Hammer, hammer!
This atmosphere!
I'll show you!
Hammer!
Hammer, hammer!
Welcome!
Which one is the hidden ball?
It's hammer, hammer, isn't it?
That's right!
The high school students didn't know what to do.
In the end, Nobu and Fukki challenged each other.
It was nothing.
The hidden ball was the usual one.
The Cost Show
Which one will win?
The final result is...
like this!
The Cost Show
Huh?
The winner of "The Cost Show" with 36 votes is "The Cost Show"
You lost in the final round.
Yeah, but it was fun.
Yeah, it was fun.
If there's a 5th "The Cost Show" I'd like to do it again.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
You said it, didn't you?
Yeah, you left the hammer and hammer.
Yeah, I did.
This is...
I'm a writer, aren't I?
Yeah.
I thought I could do it.
Yeah.
Alright!
In other words, the winner of the 4th "Kaewuta Saikyo Tournament" was "Hollywood The Cost Show".
Yeah, that's right.
So, it's a win after all.
That's right, it's a win after all.
How about you, Hiteruma-chan, looking at the competition as a whole?
As I thought, men laugh at useless things.
It's more like...
You laughed at everything, though.
No, it was insanely funny.
It was insanely funny.
Which one of them was the funniest for you, Shou- kun?
If you look at it as a whole, there are parts where you get addicted to it more and more as you break it down.
I see.
It's kind of stupid to be doing music while watching it.
How about you, Thomas-san?
Well...
How do you know?
The high school students must have gone home right away.
If you watch a funny movie or something like that, you want to go to a cafe and talk about it afterwards.
I went home right away today.
I went home right away.
The next presenter is this person! Please come in!
Thank you very much.
Nobu and...
It's not Fucky.
It's not Fucky. It's Nobu and Daigo.
Thank you very much.
We also have a theory.
It's a theory we've done twice in the past.
It's very popular.
It's an imitation of an Oreore phone.
It's a story.
It's amazing.
We've brought the latest one.
It's this one.
Mr. Shachihoko's Oreore phone calls all of the Acco family together.
I don't know about that!
Mr. Shachihoko?
You don't know about that?
Are you serious, Downtown?
I'm surprised.
I don't know about that.
Of course.
It's an imitation of a normal conversation.
It's not a song.
It's a unique Kansai dialect.
It's amazing.
It's like that.
I'm still curious about the latest one.
You don't bring an old one.
You're right about that.
Hey, director who wrote this!
Mr. Shachihoko's phone call to verify the theory that all of the Akko family can be gathered.
I'm wearing a costume and I'm being very strict about it.
The way he talks is normal.
Although his impersonation is of high quality,
the way he invites people is different from how he usually does it, and it may make you feel uncomfortable.
So, I asked this person who knows Akko the best about him.
Mr. Akko, how do you usually invite people to drink?
He's very polite.
I'm going to drink now, but I called you because I was wondering if you'd like it.
Oh, you don't have to try too hard.
He invites people with sweet words.
It's an orthodox style of intervention.
In addition...
Hello, this is Akko.
I think it's almost 100% like this.
I don't use small "tsu".
Here is his actual voice.
Hello?
This is Akko.
Hello?
This is Akko.
I see.
By the way, what time do you usually get drunk?
Even if I drink from 5 o'clock, it's 12 o'clock.
Even if I drink from 8 o'clock, I can't go home until 1 or 2 o'clock.
However, recently, when I pull a "end it quickly" trap,
people who are not used to it get caught.
Mr. Matsunaga, who knows Akko perfectly throughout various updates,
asked for the latest Akko Family member.
In addition, he got his phone number.
And among them, Akko often invites members to drink, and he also takes into account the on-air circumstances, such as covering up.
These ten people will be selected as targets this time.
If he can deceive everyone, he will win.
Test start at 8 p.m.
But this is not a phone call, it's just a voice, right?
It's definitely okay.
First of all, the first target is this man, who is thought to be the least difficult.
Kakeda Nobuhiro.
I'm getting nervous.
It's the same as Akko-san.
Hello?
This is Kakeda Nobuhiro.
This is Akko.
Oh, yes.
It's similar.
I'm sorry, but I'm calling you from a different number.
Yes, yes. What's wrong, Akko-chan?
No, well...
Yes?
Right now...
In the morning...
Yes?
I'm drinking at my friend's bar called "Pacha".
Yes...
I just wanted to see you.
This is impossible, right?
Wow, that's amazing.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Right now...
I'm talking to myself in the afternoon.
What time will you be back?
Wow, that's crazy.
I'll be right back.
Oh, you'll be back soon?
Yes, I'll be back.
Okay, then...
Wow!
Just don't drink too much, okay?
Yes, I understand.
Please.
Don't drink so much.
Yes...
Wow...
Wow!
Isn't everyone coming?
You've been fooled.
He's surprised himself.
The first impersonation of "oreoredenwa" was a success.
It's a bit mixed up.
It's coming.
Meanwhile, more and more "oreoredenwa" were made.
The next target is...
You don't turn your head in the morning, do you?
I do!
You drink too much!
It's a big scene of "at" that everyone knows.
They often go to each other's houses.
But...
I'll connect you to "rusubandenwa".
Unfortunately, "rusubandenwa"...
Please fold it back. "oden" is waiting for you.
But it's not coming.
It's not coming.
Then...
It's coming a little.
It's folding back from "abir".
Wow!
Hello?
Hello? This is "aco".
Good evening. Thank you for calling.
I'm sorry for calling you now, but...
Yes?
It won't be that long if I tell you now.
Please turn your head in the morning.
It's a store called "parche".
Is "parche" "parche"?
Have you been there?
It seems like "parche" has been there before.
Please say "no" if you can't.
Okay.
What?
She said it!
She was tricked.
Wow!
What is this?
She succeeded in the morning.
"abir" is a really honest person.
I think she was tricked by "moshi moshi" on the phone.
She said it!
And 15 minutes later...
"parche"?
Takeda's here!
He came all the way from the hills.
He's got a camera, after all.
You've been tricked!
It's a sock.
Wow!
I've been doing this since I was in my 20s.
I didn't know I'd look like this.
This is a real costume.
Takeda doesn't know what's going on.
So...
What's going on?
destroyer
Even though it's the Akko family,
they couldn't see through the fake,
so they executed the punishment.
But it's hard for young people like us...
Speaking of "destroyer"...
I don't know what this is.
We don't know either.
Even though it's the Akko family's punishment game,
it's 88 years old.
So, this time...
We asked our professional wrestlers...
You don't look like a "destroyer" at all.
Where do you think you're going?
Get in there!
What do you want me to do?
I'm going to lock you up!
And...
Those who are tricked will be punished, and their bodies will be detained.
I'm waiting for you.
And the next target is...
The famous TBS announcer, Kuniyama Pase.
He usually attends drinking parties, but...
Yes, hello?
Oh, hello. It's Akko. Thank you.
What are you doing now?
I'm watching Akka Soccer now.
I want to meet you. Everyone is coming.
Got it.
I did it.
If you do it three times, you'll get used to it.
I'm in the water zone now.
And thirty minutes later...
Oh, here it comes.
And so...
I get it now.
But I don't know what it means to be beaten.
Are you disqualified as an Akko fan?
Oh, here it comes.
I'm nervous.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
I've never seen anyone like you.
Can I join you?
Please.
Hase will lead from now on.
I'll lead from now on?
Thank you.
The next target is...
I bit it.
Oh, hello.
Oh, hello. It's Akko.
This is similar to the first one.
Yes, it is.
I think you can do it in less than 10 minutes.
I want you to come as soon as possible.
I don't want you to say that.
This is no good.
It's perfect.
The technology improvement here is amazing.
The reward is even more.
Akko, when you show it, the address is told by the shopkeeper, right?
Wait a minute, I'll go to the shopkeeper.
The shopkeeper tells you the address, but you don't say it yourself.
From the two of them during the week, they got more of Akko's phone.
The next target is...
Imaru.
Will it be okay?
Hello, this is Akko.
Yes.
I'm sorry, but your number has changed.
Oh, is that so?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, but I'm drinking with Abir and Takeda right now.
Abir and Takeda.
I want to meet you.
It's a good way of talking.
It's been a while, so I'll call you.
So far, it's mostly going well.
But...
I'll miss it once, too.
That much...
I won't say that.
Shachihoko.
No way, Daichonbo.
I won't say I'll miss it once, either.
So...
Please change your number.
I'm sorry.
Tokyo-to-minato-ku-minamiya-no.
The staff operation is activated urgently.
And...
I'll go.
Please.
Oh, no. Imano will go.
Somehow, things end differently.
I won't say I'll miss it once, either.
One or two chonbos will be born.
If you do it like that, it can't be helped.
And the time is 10:30.
Saito.
You look bad.
I'll make you laugh.
In this game...
Takeda, Abir, and Saito...
You look bad.
It's chance time!
What chance time?
There are three of you now.
I'll give you a quiz.
The quiz is to guess the voices of Akko and Shachihoko.
If you get it right, you'll go home.
I won't go home if I don't get it right.
Here is the question.
This voice is...
Akko or Shachihoko?
Which one is it?
Please stay healthy and take care of Akko.
What?
So...
Which one is it?
Please stay healthy and leave it to ACCO.
Everyone, please raise your cards at once.
Here you go.
All three of you are ACCO.
Three months ago, when I left it to ACCO, there was a day when I couldn't speak at all.
Maybe that day I felt a little strange.
The correct answer is Mr. President.
You're here because you don't know his love.
Leave it to ACCO.
The correct answer is Mr. President.
So, all three of them didn't want to come.
And in the meantime...
Mr. President.
What kind of show is it?
What kind of show do you think it is?
SM's "Downtown".
I knew it.
All I could do was call ACCO and get invited to drinks.
There was nothing unnatural about it.
Leave it to ACCO.
What kind of answer is that?
You didn't even recite it.
You did it in two seconds.
Which voice is this?
What's the difference between cheating and cheating?
All three of you, please.
I found out.
The correct answer is...
Mr. President.
This is Mr. President.
Mr. President!
I want to go home.
So, they go home earlier than usual.
This is the worst!
And the next target is...
Mr. Tetsuro Degawa, the family's close friend.
We've known each other for a long time.
When I answer the phone and leave, Mr. Degawa is never in Tokyo.
Only when you say no?
Only when I say no, Mr. Degawa is definitely there.
Then...
Oh, I see.
He can't come.
Connecting to an unanswered call.
So, they leave an unanswered call and wait for a call back.
So, if there is a call back, there is a high possibility of being rejected.
What are you talking about?
And...
Mr. Tetsuro Degawa cannot answer the phone.
Connecting to an unanswered call.
I think it's getting really difficult at this hour.
However...
Even if he answers the phone, his success rate is still 100%.
However, the next target is...
He is a member of the Akko family and is also a professional impersonator.
His rival, Kunihiro Matsumura.
Yes?
Hello, this is Akko.
Oh, is that you, boss?
Yes, I'm with Trendy Angel's Shaito and Imaru.
Oh, is that you?
Yes.
We were just talking about you, Matsumura.
Oh, is that you?
Yes.
So we decided to call you.
Wow, I'm surprised.
Who are you talking about?
It's you, boss.
Some people impersonate you, boss.
Wow!
That's dangerous!
Wow!
It's Matsumura who is talking with him right now.
I'm watching you impersonate him.
Here...
It's my phone, right, boss?
That's right.
Huh?
For the first time today, he is suspicious of this phone.
What's wrong with it?
But at that time...
I'll change with the person at the store.
Yes, yes.
Hello, your phone has changed.
Oh, yes, yes.
This is Matsumura.
Yes.
I'll be waiting for you.
Yes, understood.
Wow!
There will be scenes that will make you feel cool for a moment.
Family Self-Destruct. They managed to overcome the deadly staff operation and somehow cleared it.
Oh, no!
Who is a parent?
Hahaha!
What's that?
Strange length.
His soul is coming out.
Strange length.
So, it's chance time again.
Whose love is it?
Excuse me for a moment.
What have you been doing?
Hey!
Excuse me for a moment.
The correct answer is Shachiho.
Saito and Matsumura got it right and decided to go home, leaving Imaru behind.
Matsumura-san, you're fast.
I called you later, but you finished it in such a short time.
You finished it in such a short time. I'm so lucky today!
I'm so lucky!
And the time is 11:50.
Imitation Phone Call
The last target is Karasuna.
You forgot it right away!
Katsumata Kunikazu, one of the most evil men in the entertainment world.
The big boss is finally here.
This is going to take a while.
Yes, hello?
Hello, this is Ako.
Oh, hello.
I changed my number, so I'm calling you now.
Yes.
It's 10 in the morning.
Yes.
We're drinking together.
Oh, really? You're drinking until late.
What time will you be back?
I have another corner, so it will take a while.
How long will you be drinking?
I'm going to be drinking all the time.
Oh, I see.
Don't you feel like you're moving from there?
I think I'll stay here forever.
What?
Hello?
You're Ako, right?
Wait a minute!
Hello, Ako?
What are you talking about?
Who is it?
The phone call failed.
Unfortunately, it didn't work here.
What?
This is amazing.
Who is it?
It's Mr. President.
I was scared, too.
It's not the voice you make when you're drinking.
I see.
I noticed it later.
When you're drinking...
Yes?
Your lines don't come out that smoothly.
I think it's because you haven't finished eating yet.
That was amazing.
I couldn't help but say it.
Your lines don't come out that smoothly.
And right here...
Here it comes, but it doesn't come out.
Mr. Degawa.
The call comes from Mr. Degawa, who can only come back because he can't come to the store.
It's coming out.
Where are you?
Hello?
Where are you?
Oh, Mr. Degawa. Yes, yes.
No, I'm in Shibane.
No, where are you now?
I'm in Shibane.
Oh, my God!
It's coming out.
Oh, I'm happy.
Thank you for coming.
Mr. President.
Mr. President is amazing.
No, he is amazing.
What?
Ako-ako fraud.
This is good.
Mr. Hamada is also saying that.
It's similar.
And as for the family, Mr. Daigo is also...
He is now a fan of Mr. Shimura.
He is also a fan of Mr. Shimura.
Who is a fan of Mr. Shimura?
Now...
With Daigo?
Daigo or...
Daigo and...
An olive spa woman.
You are amazing.
What are you saying?
No, no, no.
Why do you call me an olive spa woman?
No, I don't know.
No, that's not how you say it.
That's not how you say it.
Just say it normally.
There is no problem.
The next presenter is this person.
Please come in.
Mr. Shimura is coming in.
Nice to meet you.
You're more sincere than usual.
I'm very sincere.
But to be honest, I don't think it's me.
Oh, it's you, Shimura.
Oh, I see.
I think you're all crazy about this.
Here it is!
What's this?
What's going on?
Which episode was it?
Today is the last episode.
What?!
No way!
What's that?!
This kind of killer content...
Stop it! Do more of it!
It's the final episode, right?
It's the final episode.
What?!
I want to watch more of it, but I've already stopped.
I've already stopped.
That's right.
This episode is dangerous, isn't it?
That's right.
By the way, Kuro-chan, there are 10 places for girls you like.
1st place is Rion-chan.
2nd place is Ran-chan.
And 3rd place is Momose Haruka-chan.
But depending on Momose Haruka-chan's attitude,
the rankings may change.
That's what I think.
Wow, you're looking at me from above.
I'm looking at you from way above.
Wow...
It's your first time on a TV show, isn't it?
You're the main character in such a popular show,
and you're hated like this?
I'm super healed right now.
Here it is!
It's a one-man show!
This life will end soon, won't it?
Yes, it will.
This kind of co-life will end soon, won't it?
It's lonely to be away from home.
Because we were together every day.
Did you get any response from your parents?
I got a call from my ex-boyfriend.
What? Your ex-boyfriend?
Did you get any response?
My parents, my family, even my grandfather.
They asked me if I had scary eyes.
Did you have scary eyes?
Did you think it would be okay to be with me?
Yes.
No, it's not like that.
Did you get any response from your parents?
Of course, I got a lot of response.
What kind of response?
I got a call from my parents.
Your parents?
Your parents are watching you.
They're your father-in-law and mother-in-law, right?
They told me not to lie too much.
I told them too much and said, "You have a dirty heart."
They told you too much and said, "You have a dirty heart."
I tried my best to make it up to you.
What's more, I couldn't get any response from the cabaret club.
What?
Why?
Because I was told that I was in a serious relationship with Monster House.
What?
No, you're not.
You're a monster.
Kuro-chan, what do you do in a cabaret club?
What do you do in a cabaret club?
In a cabaret club, I drink alcohol and socialize.
And you know what?
"Your Name" was popular, so I was addicted to "mouth- biting alcohol".
What do you mean?
I put it in my mouth for a while and then I drink it.
Does Kuro-chan only drink "mouth-biting alcohol"?
Yes, I do.
Basically, girls do it for me, though.
"Your Name" was popular, so I drank "mouth-biting alcohol".
And I played like a man of destiny.
But people in their 40s usually do like this.
Why do you like it so much to say such a thing?
All of you are bad.
You always say terrible things.
Why do you say it yourself?
Her place is strange, isn't it?
Yon-chan is cute, too.
Taiga is ugly and shy.
Haruka is cute, too.
She has it.
She doesn't look at people's hands.
She always looks at people's hands.
You and Tiger have been getting along well lately, don't you think, Leon?
But Tiger...
To be honest, I was worried about Tiger.
But now I feel like I'm getting along well with him.
To be honest, I've been trying not to talk to him too much.
What's going to happen from now on?
I don't know, but...
How do you feel about it?
I'm curious about it, but I don't know yet.
Today is the second episode, right?
Yes, it's the second episode.
The second episode?
I'm getting nervous.
I'm really nervous.
The second episode...
You don't know who Tiger is at all.
I'm nervous.
Everyone, what did you do? If you don't see this, you won't know.
I don't know.
Where did you go?
You won't know.
You won't know until you see the truth.
I'm scared.
I'm embarrassed.
I feel nostalgic.
They're filming themselves.
Corona!
You're kidding me!
They found out.
I'm scared.
Corona, you're always sitting there, aren't you?
I didn't think you were Corona.
Corona is my favorite type of person.
And she looks a little stupid, doesn't she?
What?
You're saying she's stupid?
I don't know if it's gross for the general public to see, but I'm used to it.
I'm angry.
What's going on?
Is she out of her mind?
We're in trouble.
What should we do?
I'm getting used to it, Kuro-chan.
It's like I like Kuro-chan.
Is that so?
I like weird girls.
But I think I'm the only weird girl.
There are a lot of good and bad girls.
But I really underestimated you, Kuro-chan.
I thought I was the only one who likes that person.
I'm thinking about what kind of strategy to go with.
Where are you going?
I'm coming, Tatarou.
Let's go.
It's different.
It's like this.
It's like a world.
It suits you.
Thank you.
Let's go.
This way?
Let's go.
Wow.
It's true.
Wow.
Fish ball.
You look happy.
I'm sorry to interrupt you.
I wanted to come with you.
We had fun last time.
Really?
I'm glad.
I wanted to come with you.
I'm glad I could come with you.
Do you like me?
Yes.
She is holding my hand.
You look like a couple.
Don't you hate me?
Not at all.
I'm happy.
You know me.
I couldn't call you last time.
Wow.
Penguins.
There are a lot of fish.
It's like a tunnel.
Sakura-chan.
What's up?
Can I say something?
What's up?
I told you that I like you.
You like me.
Yes.
At first,
I liked you.
But,
I started to like you.
But,
I started to like you.
Bye.
Will you go out with me?
What?
Already?
Is she serious?
Confession?
What's with this face?
What?
What's with this face?
Sorry.
What?
She said it!
Is she crying?
What's with her?
What's wrong?
What's with her?
I didn't think she'd say it.
She said it!
What?
It's her first time.
Yeah.
What? What? What?
Don't cry.
Are you okay?
Yeah.
Are you okay?
Thank you for liking me.
Yeah.
But, I can't say "yeah" right now.
What?
Is there someone you like?
Is that it?
Why?
Why do you like me the most?
But, you're not going to lie to me, right?
What's with you?
I don't like it.
You'll find out.
But you've changed, Kuro-chan.
You're amazing.
Yeah.
Really?
No, you've changed me.
You've changed me.
Momoharu and everyone.
Lastly...
What?
I don't know, but lastly...
What?
Can I kiss you?
Kuro-chan?
Because you liked me.
Yeah.
Thank you for liking me.
Yeah.
Thank you.
I'm cheering for you, Kuro-chan.
Let's do our best.
Huh?
What's going on?
Huh?
From now on, we will send you "Two Motto".
What do you think of that?
What?
"Monster House".
You watched it, didn't you?
No, of course I watched it.
Momohara-chan came here.
Huh?
I often go to this gym.
Momohara-chan confessed her love to me.
What?
Is there any misunderstanding?
Is there any misunderstanding of love confession?
Did she say "I love you"?
She said "I love you" because it's love confession, didn't she?
She confessed her love to me and we started dating.
She dumped you.
She dumped me.
Why did she do that?
Because she has someone she likes.
Oh, what a waste.
To be honest, I want to keep her for when she dumps me.
I see.
But, you know, we live together for a long time.
Yes.
If we live together for a long time, we might lie to each other.
If she really likes me and she misunderstands me, I might not be able to keep her.
So, I decided not to lie to her and dumped her without keeping her.
I can't believe it.
I dumped her.
You dumped her.
So, you have someone you like.
Yes.
Who is it?
Who are you going to dump?
I was really worried about it.
Because I really like Ran and Rion as much as I like you.
I really like you as much as I like you.
I was worried about it.
But, I decided to dump you.
The first person who came to my mind when I wanted to be with you for a long time was...
Rion-chan.
So, you like her.
I...
Rion...
I'll take Momoharu-chan's feelings, too.
What?
Leave me alone.
Why did you take her feelings?
What are you talking about?
What was that?
Well...
I'm looking for a ring.
Yes, thank you very much.
I want something flashy.
Something easy to understand.
You're looking for something flashy.
She's a junior entertainer. She has a strong personality.
I'm thinking of giving you this as a surprise when we confess our love.
I see.
For example, we have a diamond-shaped one-piece diamond-shaped ring.
Is it a diamond?
Yes, it is.
By the way, how much is it?
For this one, you can get it for 35,700 yen.
Is it affordable?
Well, you know...
It's about feelings.
Yes.
It's about whether your feelings are conveyed or not.
Rion-chan will definitely be happy about it.
She's determined to do it.
She'll definitely be happy about it.
She's screaming just by buying a ring.
- Sorry for making you wait, Kure-chan. - I'm on my way.
- Sorry for calling you out of the blue. - Don't worry about it.
- Aren't you cold? Are you okay? - I'm fine.
- Really? - Yeah.
- Do you remember this place? - Don't make fun of me, Rio-chan.
- I do. It brings back memories. - Really?
- Rio, you don't remember things like that, do you? - No, I do. I really do.
- Really? - Yeah.
- Our shared life is coming to an end soon. - Yeah, you're right.
- It makes me sad to think about it. - Yeah, it does.
- I thought we wouldn't end up like this. - Yeah.
- I might have done something unfair. - Yeah.
- But I was that serious. - Yeah.
- I was serious about our date. - Yeah.
- I didn't want anyone to take it away from me. - Yeah.
- Black stars are coming out. - Yeah.
- So I'd like to make it clear... - You got fooled.
- I want to protect you as your knight. - Knight?
- Knight for you. - If you don't mind...
- Black stars are coming out. - Yeah, black stars are coming out.
- He's kneeling. - Isn't that a black star pose?
- Please take this. - Huh?
- Cry or laugh with me. - Say no.
- Please, go out with me. - Say no.
- Say no, say no! - Take it and throw it away!
- To the sea! - To the sea!
- Throw it away! - Huh? Are you kidding me?
- Huh? - What's wrong?
- Excuse me. - Wow!
- That's great!
- What's with that face? - What's with that face?
- We've been living together like this.
- It's really fun. - That's a great voice!
- It's really fun, isn't it? - At first...
- It's really scary. - I thought you might like me.
- I thought you might look straight at me. - That's really scary!
- I was so scared. - That's scary!
- What's with that face? - Even with Komoharu - chan... - I should run away.
- We dated right away. - That's scary!
- I was sad about it. - Scary!
- I don't know what to do. - What's with that face?
- I know a lot of things happened. - How are you feeling?
- I'm pretty shocked. - Of course you are.
- You have a scary face.
- Huh? - No, you're not.
- No, you're not.
- I thought you'd feel a lot of pain...
- No, you're not. - ...if you dated me.
- No, you're not! No!
- I've changed! I've changed! I've really changed! - You haven't changed!
- No, I haven't!
- I don't lie anymore!
- Rio! - Huh?
- I really don't lie anymore!
- No, I can't do this! I'm going to get confessed to by Momoharu-chan!
- I can't lie anymore, so I swung it properly!
- Until now, I lied!
- To Momoharu-chan!
I told Momoharu-chan, "If you can't do it, I'll go out with you."
But it's not like that! I already knew it! It's a lie! I don't like it!
I was replaced by Rion!
- What kind of face is that? - He's panicking.
I was replaced by Rion!
- Go home, Rion. - Kurota!
You've been lying to me all this time!
You told me to tell you how you really like me!
And now you're acting like you don't care!
Please! Really! Really!
- Rion! - Go home, Rion!
Go out with me! Really! Go out with me!
Really!
- Show me! - That was a long line!
Why?!
- You can't! You can't! - Why?!
- I'm sorry. - You're just a kid!
- I'm sorry. - Yeah, that's right.
- Why?! Why?! - Go home!
I wish you'd changed sooner.
Yeah, that's right.
- Rion! Rion! - Say goodbye.
Please smile for me!
Please accept me!
Are you okay?!
- He's a black star! - He's a black star!
- Why?! - He's not hiding it! - Why?!
- Wait! Rion! - Rion! Go home! Go home!
- Please accept me! - Okay! Okay!
- I can't take it anymore! - Okay!
Accept me! Accept me!
I had feelings for you, too!
It doesn't matter!
- Come back! - I'm scared of black girls from here.
- What's going to happen? - Rion!
- It's shocking! - I'm scared.
Why?!
Because I'm not here!
Why?! Why?!
What?!
What do you mean "change"?
I'm sorry!
You haven't changed at all!
W-what should I do?!
What was that face?!
Wow!
Wow, scary!
Scary, scary, scary!
No, no, the last face...
Scary, scary, scary!
The last face...
Scary, scary, scary!
If you had a knife next to you, you'd be in trouble!
If it's him...
He'll come back, won't he?
That's right.
He'll come back home.
That's right, he'll come back home.
Isn't it "minagoroshi"?
Is the first half over?
The first half is over.
There's still the second half.
It's not like we cut it because there was a fight with you.
If it's over like that, I don't know what to do!
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
It's like something's falling from the iron bars and hitting you!
If it's like that, it's over!
Man, it was amazing!
What kind of finale awaits us?
Something's falling from the iron bars and hitting you!
At the end...
There's more and more monsters coming out!
It keeps changing!
The last face is really scary!
The last face was scary!
The last face was scary, wasn't it?
Cheers!
It's good, isn't it?
It's rare.
I don't think I'll eat it.
I want you to ask me...
It's my first time eating something like this outside like this.
It's good, isn't it?
From a confessor?
Who?
Rion-chan.
Is your Thai complicated?
You like it, don't you?
How was it?
She dumped me.
What's with that look?
I don't know what you're talking about.
She's crying.
She dumped me.
She's crying.
Don't cry.
She's that kind of person.
She doesn't look like it.
She dumped me seriously.
It felt like it was too late.
It didn't work out.
She's changed.
She doesn't look like it.
She's different.
She's stuck in a hole.
You liked her that much, didn't you?
You liked her, didn't you?
She doesn't look like it.
It's hard for me to say.
She dumped me.
Can I say this to you?
You said it at this timing?
It's hard for me to say.
You said it at this timing?
It's hard for me to say.
It's because you liked her.
It's complicated.
It's hard for me to say.
It's because you liked the same woman.
I support you.
You're cool.
She's laughing.
She's changed.
Will you graduate like this?
No.
I thought about it.
You're lying.
I finally realized my true feelings.
You're kidding me, right?
I like you, Ran-chan.
I confess my love for you, Ran-chan.
But...
In order of love...
Rion-chan...
Ran-chan...
Shut up! Shut up!
As I thought, you're the one I love.
Wow!
What were those tears just now?
They're real.
I won't let you go.
She said you're reliable.
No! Don't say that!
Don't say that!
No! Let me run!
Don't say that!
I really love you!
She was crying just now.
Wow!
I didn't expect it.
I didn't expect it at all.
I didn't expect it.
Wow!
Right? It's so beautiful.
Isn't it beautiful there?
The illumination and all...
Ah!
Ah! Rion-chan is here, too!
I think it's my first time like this in my life.
Really?
Yes.
But it's beautiful, isn't it?
I'm overwhelmed.
I know, right?
It's crazy.
There are so many kinds of lights.
Right?
Shall we go?
Yes.
Okay, cheese!
But you've never dated anyone before, so I wonder if you can do your best.
Yes, yes, yes, of course.
You're cute.
I'll keep my mouth shut.
You're cute.
You're a great couple.
Is it a monkey?
Huh?
It's not a monkey.
Let's look at it from a different angle.
Can I hold your hand?
Huh? Huh?
Wow!
Wow, Tai is doing his best!
He's attacking quite a bit.
I want to cheer for you.
It's nice, isn't it?
It's hot.
Your hands are warm, aren't they?
Yeah, they're warm.
Because they're cold for me.
This is good, but I want to see Kuro-chan eat it as soon as possible.
That's right.
Oh, it's good!
It's good.
It's not your first date, though.
Yeah, it's been a while.
It's been a while.
I was happy you invited me.
Really?
Yeah, I've been waiting for you.
Huh?
Really?
You've been waiting for me?
Yeah.
You're really cute today, though.
I mean it.
I made omekashi for you, Kuro-chan.
Really?
What is it?
I don't know what it is.
What is it?
I don't know what it is.
What is the most memorable thing for you in your life so far?
You might think I'm lying, but...
The most memorable thing for me is kissing you.
That's the most memorable thing for me.
That was a shock.
That's amazing.
I need a nap.
You're cute.
You're right.
Wow, that's amazing.
It's cold.
I think this is the most beautiful place.
Yeah, it is.
What do you like about Flamingo?
Flamingo is...
I like it.
I like naps more.
You're right there.
Yeah.
That's amazing.
I'm excited.
Excited, excited.
I know, right?
You're cute.
I'm rooting for you, Samura-san.
Wow, it's beautiful.
There's something I want to say.
Go for it!
It started like a love story.
The show?
Yeah.
When it started, I thought I wouldn't care about other people.
Yeah.
But here, we spend a lot of time together.
Yeah, we spend a lot of time together.
We talk about a lot of things.
It's easy for us to talk about anything.
Yeah.
We're all good friends.
Yeah, we're good friends.
We just...
Yeah.
I like you now.
Wow!
I'm shaking.
I passed!
I want you to go out with me.
Wow!
Thank you.
Yeah.
I really like you as a person.
Wow!
I'm really happy.
Yeah.
It's amazing.
I didn't think we'd get this close.
You don't like it?
To be honest...
Huh?
I didn't think we'd get this close.
Huh?
I didn't think we'd get this close.
Huh?
I don't know.
Mion.
Yeah.
What do you think?
Huh?
What do you think?
Yes.
Is it okay?
Yes.
I'm getting excited.
Then, please.
Wow, the couple is established.
I'm glad.
You're cute.
I did it myself.
Thank you.
It's kind of embarrassing.
I'm nervous.
Oh, no.
Then, please.
Me, too.
Wow.
Can I hold your hand?
I'm getting nervous, too.
Huh? What is it?
From the beginning...
Hey.
Oh, no.
I like you.
Yes.
I want to protect you.
He said it.
He's good at it.
No, no, no.
What is it?
It's the same ring.
Please take it.
It's the same ring.
No, it's not.
I really like you.
I wanted to be with you.
You're mean.
Please go out with me.
What?
Wait, wait.
Wow, wow, wow.
No, no, no.
Wait, wait.
What?
Are you hesitating?
Wow.
I really like you.
No.
Don't be stupid.
Kuro-chan, you know, I like you as a person, but you are kind and very mature.
I'm not mature.
You are sentimental.
I'm not sentimental.
You are not sentimental at all.
I like you.
Please go out with me.
Wow, wow.
It's a one-time thing.
She has such a strong heart.
Don't do it.
Good.
Oh, no.
Oh, no. That face.
You look like you are going to kill someone again.
Why? Why?
Come here. Come here. Come here.
I want you to judge me after watching the whole show.
She is smart.
Great idea!
Why? You don't have to see it.
You don't have to see it.
Why?
At first, you said the same thing to me and to Rion.
I can't trust you.
Do you do the same thing to Rion?
I don't!
I do!
You don't?
I don't!
I do!
Do you like me?
I don't know if it's true or not.
You don't have to know.
You can fall in love with me after you date me.
You are so blind.
I saw the show and...
You are so blind.
I want to know.
Wait! Wait!
I saw the show and...
You saw the show and...
Is it possible for you to date me?
Why?
No, no.
You are so funny.
I saw it and...
You saw it and...
We have been living together for a while.
But you changed your mind about me.
I have changed.
Look at me now. Isn't it real?
You haven't changed.
Aren't you the second one?
I am the first one!
Ran-chan!
Hey, Ran-chan!
Date me!
Wait for me.
Ran-chan!
I will wait for you.
I will wait for you in your room.
That's right.
You haven't changed at all.
Why? Don't be afraid of me!
Don't be afraid of me!
I told you I would do my best!
Why are you afraid of me?
I told you I like you!
I like you from the beginning!
It's true that I like you.
I mean it.
My knees are shaking.
If you really like me, please wait for me.
Of course.
It's not like we haven't met yet.
That's right.
Matsukara.
Oh yeah man, right?
Just kiss me.
Why?
Just kiss me!
What's wrong with you?
Don't do it.
What's wrong with you?
Don't you have any reason?
At that time...
When we kissed for the first time...
That's close.
It was a light feeling.
That's close.
I'm thinking about it seriously now.
I want you to wait for me in my room.
In your room.
Everything will end.
That's right!
So you're going out with me?
With such a light feeling...
I don't want to kiss you now.
Let's do it!
Let's drink and do it!
That's right!
Can I give you a hug at the end?
You're so cute!
A hug is fine.
She's amazing.
She's really amazing.
She's sweet.
This life is over today.
It's the last day in Japan.
It was fun.
A lot of things happened.
It was fun.
It was like a school trip every day.
I should go now.
Are you going?
Yes, it's my first day.
I have to go.
Bye-bye!
Have a safe trip!
Thank you!
Take care!
I'll contact you!
Let's meet again!
Thank you!
Bye-bye!
Thank you!
I should go now.
Bye-bye!
This is really the last time.
Do your best.
I'll do my best.
Thank you very much.
Be careful.
I will.
Be happy.
Oh, she knew it.
Oh, I'm glad.
It was fun.
I believe in you.
You can't do it.
I want to believe in you, too.
Well, I'll go now.
I believe in you.
It's your line.
I believe in you.
You're good.
It's the opposite.
Go home now!
Is it over?
It was fun.
What are you talking about?
Get out of here.
Get out of here!
Idiot!
Get out of here!
What's going on?
That's all for today.
How did you like it?
What do you mean?
Ran...
After watching all the on-air...
You have to watch this, too.
Oh, you haven't decided yet.
After this, I'll ask you what you're going to do on live broadcast.
Now?
No way!
You can't do that, right?
Hey, show me!
No, no, if you show me, it's all over.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
You still have time, don't you?
It's already time.
Is it too soon to switch?
No, in reality, it's still November...
That's right.
How many more will you watch?
That's right.
Finally, I'd like to confirm Ran's feelings.
That's all from the studio.
Goodbye!
Now, we will broadcast live from here.
Let's get started.
Ran, you've been watching until the last episode.
Did your feelings solidify after watching it?
Yes.
First of all, I'll take off your headphones.
I don't know what's going on with you right now.
I was riding a merry-go-round earlier, but I thought it was moving.
I'll take it off for a second.
Oh, oh, oh!
Kuro-chan!
Huh?! Who?! Who?!
Me! Me!
Who?! Who is "me"?!
Me! Me! You know my voice, right?!
What?!
It's me, Kuro-chan! From Osaka!
Oh! Tomokazu?!
Wow! You're getting sensitive!
What?! What is this?!
Do you know what this is?!
I don't know! What is this?!
You know most of it, right?!
No, it's Wednesday! I know Wednesday!
Yeah...
But it's Saturday today, right?
Oh, is that so?
No, it's not Saturday. Shut up.
Oh, is that a lie?! What is it?! Really?!
You know what day it is, right?!
No, I don't know!
Now, since we're doing this at this hour...
Yes?
At this hour...
What? What? Huh?!
We're doing a live broadcast!
Huh?!
Wednesday's "Downtown"! We're doing a live broadcast for you!
For me?! What do you mean?!
Huh?!
I'll tell you more about it later. Record it and watch it yourself.
Huh?! No, wait, wait, wait!
Okay? I'm counting on you!
Huh?! Is it a live broadcast?!
No, no, no! You confessed to Ran-chan, right?!
W-what are you talking about?
What are you talking about?!
You confessed to Ran-chan, right?!
Oh, me too!
Are there any patterns?!
No, no, no! Um... I confessed, I confessed, I confessed!
You said you'd decide after watching all of the broadcasts, right?!
Oh, yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah!
That's right! It just ended today!
Huh?! It ended?!
All of the members were watching it!
Huh?!
Yes! All of the members are in front of me right now!
No, you're lying!
No, I'm telling you!
Huh?!
Koro-chan...
Yes?
I'm going to cover my eyes now, okay?
Yes...
Huh?! Huh?!
So you won't have any regrets...
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Please tell Ran-chan everything!
Yes!
Oh!
Wait, this sounds like Christmas...
Yes!
Oh! It really is you!
It does sound like me, of course!
Then, please show me your hand briefly!
Um...
Are you going to take it all off?!
Um...
To be honest, I really...
I really like you.
Um...
You've seen it all.
And of course, there's a lot of...
Um... To be honest, there may have been some things that didn't happen, but...
I really, really like you.
I really...
Believe you.
Why do you believe me?
Now!
Ran-chan.
Please give me an answer!
I'm sorry.
Why?!
- Why?! - You know why, don't you?!
- I don't know!
You know! You liked me, didn't you?!
You liked me, didn't you?!
- Unfortunately, the couple didn't work out! - You like me, don't you?!
- Unfortunately, the couple didn't work out! - You're lying, aren't you?!
- It's true! - Wait!
- Not again! - What's with the finger?
The finger is...
What? Is it a toy?
- You're not slurring, are you? - No!
- That was the biggest reason! - It was!
- The fact that you used me! - I saw everything already...
No! It's because of my new face!
- It's because of my new face! - That's not true!
- It's because of my new face! - It's not like that!
- Can you forgive me for this? - I can't!
- I'm sure you can! - I'm sure you can!
- Why?!
I'm sure you can!
- I'm sure you can! - Why?!
So now I'd like to hear from you and the people!
We're going to go ahead and vote for the people with the "d" button!
If you can forgive me for this, please press the blue button on the remote control.
If you can't forgive me, please press the red button and vote.
And here we are now, it's Toshimaen Jewelry, but if you can't forgive it, but you've crossed the limit, Kuro- chan will enter the real monster house over there!
Huh? Huh? What? Huh?
You will be put in that cage.
What do you mean?
By the way, depending on the percentage of "unforgivable" that you voted for this time,
a weekly period of up to 24 hours will be decided.
Huh?
In other words, if it's 51%, it will be about 12 hours from now,
and if you say you won't forgive 100% of it,
the weekly period will be 24 hours!
No, for what?!
For you!
And the way you will be put in the cage will be public!
After this live broadcast is over!
If you are put in the cage, it will be public,
so please look forward to it!
No, wait a minute!
Now, CM natto!
The national vote begins now!
What is this, really?!
So far, we have presented "tsumotto" with the sponsor you are watching.
Not there!
Really!
Not there!
Now, this is the last episode of "monster house" and it is an emergency live broadcast.
At last, Kuro-chan will be judged by the citizens.
If you can forgive Kuro-chan, please press the blue button of the remote control.
If you can't forgive her, please press the red button.
Kuro-chan, let's go.
No, wait a minute!
You are wearing a very red button.
No, it's not! It's my clothes!
Then, the citizens' vote starts now!
No, wait a minute!
Will I be judged?
Hey!
Everyone, we have some time until the result comes out.
I'm sorry for bothering you.
Look at this.
Kuro-chan will go in here.
Let's take a look.
Wow!
It's a huge cage!
It's a panda-style cage that is popular now.
You can play under this sun for 24 hours.
I can't play like this!
There is also a toilet.
I can see it!
It's designed so that you can't see it.
No, it's not!
It's designed like that.
I can see it from above!
It's okay!
I can really see it!
People who are tall don't come here.
What? They don't come here?
It's been calculated that they don't come here.
People who are tall don't come here.
Who calculated it?
Wait a minute!
I really don't like it!
Please pass by here.
Is it really like this?
Kuro-chan, it seems like you will go in here.
If I go in here for about five years...
Why?!
What time is it?!
Wait a minute!
95% of people say they won't allow it.
You are lying!
Why?!
You can't be excited like this!
You are lying!
Look!
Red is coming out!
Wait a minute!
No matter how wide the TV is, it will come out!
Wait a minute!
You are scary!
Wait a minute!
At this rate, you will go in for 42 hours and 48 minutes.
I won't let you go!
No!
I feel sorry for you!
You haven't said anything yet!
Wait a minute!
Only 5% of people say they won't allow it!
The voting will end soon!
The results will be announced soon!
Kuro-chan!
I don't think you should say it, but say it again!
Members, say something!
Members won't say anything!
You say it!
Really!
Please!
Let me confess once more!
Please!
Will you confess?!
I will do it properly!
Why will you confess?!
Isn't that cheating?!
Wait a minute!
5% of people say they won't allow it!
Kuro-chan will go in for 42 hours and 48 minutes!
The voting will end soon!
Will Kuro-chan be allowed by the people?!
Or will she not be allowed?!
Kuro-chan!
How do you feel right now?!
What do you mean?!
There's no point in voting!
And...
There were two of the same thing!
You're lying again!
Really!
I'm not lying!
There were two of the same thing!
Then!
Please!
Let's go!
Let's announce the results!
Thank you very much!
At the end of the year,
we were able to announce good results!
Thank you very much!
Now!
The total number of votes is...
279,780!
Wow!
That's amazing!
Amazing!
Thank you very much for all of the votes!
Thank you!
Now, everyone...
Please!
We're getting closer to 3 million...
Now!
The results are...
As shown here!
Please!
Unforgivable 5%!
95%!
Kuro-chan has been suspended!
This is bad! What is this?!
- Please proceed! - Please proceed with what?!
What do you want me to do?!
Wait! What?! Wait a minute!
Wait! Wait!
- Wait! I haven't spoken yet! - Now, Kuro-chan...
- She is under the supervision of C-Queen-style staff... - Wait! Wait!
- She has been suspended! - What?! Wait!
- The timer is working! - Wait!
22 hours and 47 minutes and 45 seconds!
- Wait! - Kuro-chan is here, everyone!
- What?! - And...
She will be here until about 10 p.m. tomorrow!
- 24 hours?! - I'm sorry, everyone! She has been suspended!
- You're kidding me! - I'm sorry! I thought it would be a little shorter!
She will be here until 10 p.m. tomorrow!
Everyone, please come!
Everyone, please come until 10 p.m. and see this real monster!
- No, human beings... - I hope you will come and see it!
- Wait! Wait! - And...
You can still come and see it at midnight!
- What?! - From now on, it's all-night!
Entry is free! Please come now!
- Why?! - And...
If you come and see it, everyone...
Please look at this!
Kuro-chan's...
Food!
- Can I have it? - What?!
I can only give you what you bought me!
If you don't give it to me, I'll be hungry until 10 p.m. tomorrow!
- What?! - It's a little...
- It's a little zoo-style! - Let me eat it properly!
- Now, Kuro-chan! - Yes!
- From now on, until 10 p.m. tomorrow... - It's too much!
- Make sure you... - No! Let me out! Someone, let me out!
She will come now, so it's a little late!
- Please! - Is this okay for a toilet?!
- Kuro-chan! This is it, right?! - Yes!
- Kuro-chan! - Kuro-chan!
- Goodbye! - Don't do it, Kuro-chan!
- No, I won't! - It's not good! Kuro-chan!