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Tonight's Unreleased Special
Japan's Heaviest Female Holding Princesses Challenge
Different People Who Look Like Wives and Children's Pranks
All the stories that have been stored up until now have been released!
Furthermore, "MONSTER HOUSE Episode 6"
What did you do?
I hugged her.
MONSTER HOUSE Episode 6
Welcome back! Everyone's Sawa-chan has returned!
Thank you very much!
Welcome back, Sawa-chan!
This is sudden, but...
Let's ask the female audience.
Have you ever been held by a princess?
Yes!
Yes, we have.
Oh, you have?
What kind of...
When I was in 5th grade, I was held by a little boy.
Oh, I see.
Yes.
But he was big, wasn't he?
Yes, he was little, but he was big.
Even though he was little...
Of course, if you don't have that kind of power, it's difficult to be held by a princess.
So, Tenryu-san, do you have any experience of holding up a fan and taking a picture with them?
When I was held by a princess, I used to hang myself all over the place.
I'm talking about being held by a princess right now!
Sawa-chan!
Isn't it bad?
Sawa-chan, it's not good!
Excuse me.
So, the theory I brought with me is this!
Even among the heaviest women in Japan, there is a man who can hold up a princess.
What is it? What is it?
Of course, if it's the body shape of an ordinary woman, like Matsumoto-san, a strong woman can do it.
But first of all, I'm a little concerned about how heavy women in Japan are.
I don't know at all.
That's right.
Even though you're the heaviest, you probably have a dream of being held up, right?
The thickness of a woman's clothes is also tremendous!
Yes, that's right!
Her body shape is huge!
But, is there a man like Superman who can hold it up?
No, no, no!
Is there a man like that in the sky?
No, no, no! Definitely not!
Is there no man like that in the present?
There shouldn't be such a person in the present!
I'm disappointed in the present!
What?
What do you mean "what"?
What? I'm stepping on a dog!
There's no way a dog would be stepping on you! Don't mess with me!
I'm not going home!
Go home! Go home!
Why? Why do you have such a bad attitude?
It's true!
What is this?
Let's look at the next one.
It's something you shouldn't show.
It's something you shouldn't show!
Even among the heaviest women in Japan, a man who can hold a princess up can verify a theory that this woman exists somewhere.
To begin with, we searched for the heaviest woman in Japan.
I don't think it's possible.
When we started to investigate the entertainment world...
There's information about it?
The heaviest woman thought to be the heaviest was...
The heaviest woman!
How much does she weigh?
She's probably about 133kg.
She's not 150kg?
No.
Do you know of any women who are heavier than you in the entertainment world?
If it's in the entertainment world, I think she's probably the heaviest.
Have you ever been heavier than Ando-san?
In homosexuality?
I haven't.
With that said...
We gave up searching in the "juzu-tsunagi" method...
And decided to look for ordinary heavyweight women on our own.
First...
It's been a while.
Yuri Matsumura. 30 years old.
Actually, this person...
When I last saw you...
You were about 140kg.
When I weighed myself, I couldn't measure my weight.
So I don't know how much I weigh now.
So...
She brought her own scale.
Yes.
This one.
It looks like a scale for hospitals.
It's been moving recently.
138kg...
What is Yuri's current weight?
My weight is broken.
How much do you weigh?
I've never seen this number before.
170kg.
170.2kg.
You were fat.
I hate it.
170kg?
What does that mean?
I'm 162cm tall.
She was 30kg fatter than she had known.
It's a shocking situation.
I got stuck in the bath and couldn't get out of it.
I almost died.
I got out of the bath and went in.
Then I got stuck.
I didn't have a smartphone, so I was in a hurry.
It took me 30 minutes or more to get out of the bath.
I almost died.
Next...
She's thinner.
It's been a while.
Yes, this woman also appeared in a previous program.
When I was little, I happened to walk a month ago.
Matsumoto-san and Hamada-san from downtown came out.
Hamada-san kicked me.
It's crazy.
I can't do anything.
Because of Hamada, her current weight is 123kg.
When I was little, I only rode my game car.
I don't drive a full-throttle car.
However, I ran out of gasoline a little early.
In fact, I was driving alone.
And...
I'm not alone.
I'll protect you.
She's a good singer.
She showed off her fat and good singing skills.
She's good at everything.
This is a sauna for 40 minutes, right?
It's amazing.
It's a singing song, right?
As time went on, her relationship with the fat industry became thicker.
Next...
She's from Kyoto.
She weighs 170kg.
He succeeded in making love with a black woman.
So, they went to Arashiyama station where they were supposed to meet up.
And...
It's hot in Kyoto.
You're sweating, right?
It's huge.
What about the ticket?
Can we get in?
Isn't it barely enough?
No, no, no.
Lie down.
It's definitely her.
Don't say it.
Hello. Sorry for bothering you.
I'm Nami.
Nami-san.
Nice to meet you.
She weighs 170kg.
Her center of gravity is slightly to the right.
She's a bit of a boss.
Don't say it.
They came to this shop.
This is a jewelry shop with a lot of jewelry.
I see.
I'm not afraid of you.
That's right.
This is Aya-san, her center of gravity.
We're on a diet together.
I don't think we're on the same diet scale.
Anyway, they prepare food that you wouldn't think you're on a diet.
Lunchtime ends in just 20 minutes.
Thank you for the meal.
They're cutting it up.
The salad line has really started.
What are you showing me?
Are you looking for talent?
What are you showing me?
Nami's way of moving is not good at such narrow places.
Nami-san, you have to be a hero.
I didn't expect it to be a single car.
It's fast.
The next candidate is waiting in front of Tsuchiura station.
And then...
Is she standing or sitting?
Or is it an air chair?
Why?
A woman is waiting in a strange position.
She's sitting.
Are you Ms. Chi?
I'm Ms. Chi.
Nice to meet you.
How much do you weigh now?
I'm over 200kg.
She finally found it.
She's a woman who weighs 208kg.
That's amazing.
Do you have any problems because you're fat?
I haven't been to a movie theater lately.
I can't sit down.
It's been a while since she went to a movie theater.
I see.
I can't sit down.
It's hard for me.
According to this survey,
Ms. Chi, who weighs 208kg, is recognized as the heaviest woman in Japan.
That's amazing.
And here's where it gets interesting.
The first candidate is...
She's the only super heavyweight bodybuilder in Japan who fights with the world.
Taichi Shimizu.
And the second candidate is...
The highest bench press record is 360kg.
Powerlifting former world champion Daisuke Midote.
And the last one is...
She carried the most strength today, which is closest to holding a princess, and she won 12 competitions this year.
Yohji Dan.
These three strong women will try to carry the princesses, who are the heaviest women in Japan, in the future.
This challenge is to carry the heaviest female princess in Japan over 200kg.
The rule is "wedding commemorative photoshoot".
If you can carry the princess for 10 seconds, you pass the challenge.
Do you need this set up?
The first challenger is the bodybuilder, Shimizu.
I will use my pectoral muscle, upper body and triceps to carry her.
I think I can do it.
This is amazing.
Even her waist is heavy.
Her waist is heavy.
I did it.
Are you frustrated?
Shimizu's bodybuilder, Shimizu.
She uses her strength in 6 seconds and raises her head in 5 seconds.
Physically, I can't move my arms in my second leg.
It's too heavy for me.
The next challenger is the powerlifter, Midote.
I don't usually carry heavy things by myself.
What will happen?
I will do my best.
What is that shot?
I can't do it.
I can't turn my head.
I can't do it. I can't reach it.
The world champion of powerlifting is executed.
It's a little difficult to keep it there.
I don't think there are any popular people.
I don't think there are any human beings.
So far, two consecutive failures.
All that's left is a famous quote.
Let's go.
Powerlifting and powerlifting are very similar.
I think I can do it.
Carrying the heaviest princess in Japan.
Will it be a legendary victory?
Will it be?
I can't turn my head.
That's amazing!
You cleared it well!
I wonder if it's different.
I think it's the heaviest thing I've ever carried.
It's not a thing, it's a person.
It was fun.
Therefore, all women have a possibility of being princesses.
Wasn't it amazing?
It was amazing.
She had a princess-like face.
Why do you say such a thing?
She had a princess-like face.
Why do you say such a thing?
Maybe it's impossible because they don't love each other.
It's beautiful.
It's a nice comment.
It suits me like this.
The next presenter is this person!
Nice to meet you, I'm Shima "too"
Who's that?
I'm Uehara "super" from Tochigi's Sumimasugei.
I don't know!
"Too" is "too" in Gobi.
Kamiyama "too" too!
Chabi "too" too!
Everyone, I'll ask you something you don't know.
When your wife or girlfriend cuts your hair or puts on makeup, do you notice it?
We don't notice it.
You don't notice it, right?
Yes.
Well, men don't notice it, right?
Yes.
Then!
Yes.
I brought a theory that you don't notice it even at this level!
Yes.
It's this!
When you wake up in the morning and your wife and children look like each other, do you still think it's a dream?!
I don't think so!
I don't think so, either!
No, no, no!
This is impossible!
It's not possible!
This is impossible!
They look like each other!
No, no, no!
Besides when you wake up in the morning, do you notice it when you're drunk?!
Ah, I see.
I tried various patterns!
I see, I see.
Do you notice it when you look at your wife or children's faces?
If you're quiet, you might not notice it.
You might not notice it!
You might just notice it.
What about you, Jinnai?!
Do you notice it when you look at your wife's face?!
I do notice it!
Do you know it?!
Why?!
Why do you notice it?!
But I don't notice it when I'm drunk in Hamada.
I don't notice it!
That's weird!
Wait until you're drunk!
I don't know what you mean.
Wait until you're drunk!
When you wake up in the morning and your wife and children look like each other,
check if you still think it's a dream.
So, check your wife and children's faces.
First, level 1 is...
Drowning state.
And the target is...
Hannya, Kawashima.
Beautiful rooftop, isn't it?
Married for 4 years, her husband, Natsuki-san, and her only daughter, Kiya-chan.
Will they be replaced by these familiar faces?
Or...
Wow!
They look alike!
I've searched for this a lot.
The moment I saw Kiya-chan's face, I went into my room and...
You've searched for it?
I think I'd notice it in about 10 seconds.
I want you to notice it.
Isn't it very sad?
I don't like it when you don't notice it at all.
Her wife expects a speedy settlement, but...
You've searched for it, right?
First, Kawashima...
You've searched for it a lot!
So, I'm going on a tour!
With a fake plan like this...
Completely out of water...
Who's your assistant?
Meanwhile, a fake parent and child in real clothes are on standby.
And at 6 p.m., Kawashima, who is all wet, returns home.
Good morning.
I'm nervous.
I'm the one who's most nervous.
Could it be...
If you say it like that...
It's hard for a child, isn't it?
Kiya-chan...
No way!
Kiya-chan...
You should say "kiss", right?
She's already noticing it!
Kiss!
Huh?
I didn't say it.
She doesn't notice it!
Even a child wouldn't notice it.
No way!
She's about to get kissed by a drunk man she doesn't know...
Kiya-chan, who doesn't know what's going on...
And...
She looks like a young woman, doesn't she?
No way!
She noticed it!
Huh?
She noticed it!
She definitely noticed it!
She noticed it!
She didn't even notice her fake wife...
And they're just having a normal conversation...
And...
Listen to me.
What?!
My wife is watching this.
That's terrible!
My wife is watching this.
His wife is complicated.
This is what he does when he comes home.
That's true.
But he thinks it's him.
And...
He gets drunk and hugs a woman he doesn't know.
And...
He falls down.
I didn't know about this.
And he commits more crimes.
This is terrible!
Oh my god!
What is this?!
They check each other's faces.
This woman did her best.
But he doesn't notice her for 30 minutes.
Kei-chan, can you give me a hug?
Meow!
Not meow!
Kei-chan!
Can you give me a hug?
That's too cute!
Kei-chan!
Look!
Kei-chan, can you give me a hug?
Me?
Kei-chan, can you give me a hug?
I hate this moment!
Don't hug Kei-chan!
Who said you can't hug her?!
She's not my wife!
Kei-chan is not my wife?!
40 minutes after he came home...
They finally realized it was a fake child.
But for the fake wife...
She's not Kei-chan!
Nacchan, she's not Kei-chan!
...they don't notice it at all.
This is terrible!
I feel bad for her!
Here's a spoiler.
What's going on?!
She's really drunk.
Kie-chan...
Kie-chan!
She's really drunk.
Oh, it's you, Kie-chan!
Why didn't you notice?
To be honest...
I... didn't notice.
Really?
I'm glad it's you, Kie-chan.
How did you know?
You weren't the type of person to talk to me all the time.
So I was wondering if you were different.
You don't know?
No, I can't do this! I don't know!
She looks so much like you!
She does!
She's cute! She's really cute!
But her hair color...
Kie-chan is cute, isn't she?
Yeah...
Anyway...
The wife and child swap test continues.
Level 2 is...
Asleep state.
The target is...
Oh, it's her!
The woman rush hour, Nakagawa Paradise.
She's really drunk, too.
And this is...
The real and fake parents and children who will be swapped this time.
He doesn't look at me that seriously.
He's kind of dull, so I don't think he'll notice me.
The husband's paradise...
As usual, he's sleeping on a sofa bed.
Meanwhile...
The fake wife and child are on standby.
The test begins.
I don't like this feeling.
She's beautiful!
Wake up!
Her posture...
Her butt's popping out.
The way she talks is definitely different.
That's true.
Her voice, too. Her intonation, too.
You work fast, don't you?
Huh?
He looks like he doesn't know what to say.
I know what you mean.
Yeah, I know what you mean.
For now...
Where are you taking off your clothes?
Where are you changing your clothes?
What are you doing?
I'm sorry, but I can't help it.
Well...
I don't know what you're doing.
He did different kinds of rude behavior.
Rude behavior, huh?
And...
I know you're at home, so I can't help it.
No, you can't.
What?
Why are you naked?
He checked the child's appearance, but...
He didn't realize that he was also a different person.
Where are your pants?
He started changing.
Take your pants off.
It's funny when you take your pants off.
I want you to notice me.
Oh, you're so cute.
Don't do it again.
That's weird.
What do you think?
I have a bad feeling about this.
What are you going to do today?
I'm going to Ikebukuro today.
What? I don't know.
What are you going to do?
Shopping.
You're scary.
It's totally different.
You're making fun of me, aren't you?
No, I'm scared.
It's totally different.
Wait a minute.
Maybe you made a mistake because you cooked too much.
You said a lot of things.
What's this?
She woke up.
So, 15 minutes after she woke up, she noticed her fake wife.
And...
It's your son.
Scary.
Cute.
Scary.
I don't know what's going on.
What kind of joke is this?
Scary.
Really scary.
What should we do?
I was surprised.
I was really surprised.
Really scary.
What's this?
I was really scared.
Scary.
It's different from usual.
I was really scared.
Cute.
What's this?
Are you crying?
I'm crying.
I was really scared.
I'm scared of this.
I don't know who I should talk to.
I'm glad it's the usual Rintaro.
I'm happy about this.
I'm glad.
I can't talk to anyone.
What do you mean you can't talk to anyone?
Why did you do that?
That's not good.
I can't do that.
That's right.
I can't do that either.
I see.
I look at your face every day, so you may not notice it.
If it's a cow's back, you may not know it.
When I say "chee" and "chee" to you, you may say "ore" or "cheche" to me.
If you think about it normally...
If you think about it normally, of course.
I hope it's a miracle.
I don't think it's a different baby.
I don't think so, either.
Did you notice it?
Didn't you notice it already?
I said "chee" and "chee" to you.
You know it already, don't you?
I said "chee" and "chee" to you.
Wait a minute.
What are you saying?
No, no.
What do you mean?
It's impossible in the end.
That's right.
It's impossible in the end.
It's amazing.
I was afraid of Kawashima.
I was afraid of her behavior.
I was afraid of her behavior at home.
I feel sorry for the second wife.
That's right.
She doesn't refuse you.
That's right.
I don't know if she realized it or not.
She is the worst.
The second wife is...
She is the worst.
I want to try various things.
Even if your parents are different, you may not know it.
For example, when you are drunk.
But you know it, don't you?
That's right.
If you are Matsumoto Ieyasu, you may not know it.
Is it different depending on the season?
That's right.
Next, we will introduce and verify various theories in the world.
"Everyone's Theory Corner".
Tonight's presenter is...
Mr. Tamura.
Thank you for having me.
Suddenly, what fetish do you have?
Every fetish is different.
What is it, Ivan?
Me?
Muscle fetish.
I like this part of men's muscles.
Junio, what about you?
I like their bare faces.
Of course, you mean beautiful bare faces, don't you?
That's right.
You mean beautiful people, don't you?
That's right.
What is it?
It's a "deguro stick".
I like beautiful people.
I like beautiful fetishes.
I don't like anyone.
There are various fetishes.
I have a theory about fetishes.
Here it is.
The theory of the extinction of boobies.
Boobies?
Until 20 years ago, people loved boobies on TV and in public.
I'm an adult of boobies.
Did you hear about it?
I heard about it, but I haven't heard about it recently.
Maybe you're right.
That's right.
But you like boobies, don't you, Hamada-san?
I don't like anyone.
But you like people who are quite clumsy, don't you?
It doesn't matter. It depends on people.
Even if they are small, you can play with their nipples.
Hamada!
You can play with nipples.
Thank you for your wise words.
This program was brought to you by these sponsors.
Let me touch you.
I want to hug you.
Let me touch you.
The theory of the extinction of boobies.
The basic knowledge of modern terminology.
It was also published in 1997.
Boobies were popular in the 90s.
However, in 2018, even if you like boobies, are there people who call themselves "boobians" ?
So, this time, first of all, "Where do you like about women's bodies?" and street corner survey.
Among them, only those who answered "chest" or "boobies" will proceed with the interview.
Are there people who call themselves "boobians" ?
Where do you like about women's bodies?
I'm so happy.
How much do you like me?
Do you want me to tell you?
How much do you like me?
I don't know what you're talking about, but I like you sometimes.
I like you.
The more he likes her, the more he likes her.
He kept listening to her for a while.
But he couldn't say "I like you".
What do you like about women's bodies?
What are you talking about?
Breasts.
Breasts, breasts, breasts.
I admire your breasts.
Why do you like me so much?
What do you like about women's bodies?
Breasts, of course.
I have big breasts.
How come?
My mother had big breasts when she was a child.
Her breasts are still big.
She's almost 70 years old.
She still likes men with big breasts.
As expected, no one claims to be a man with big breasts.
Excuse me.
It's Wednesday's "down down", but I'd like to ask you something.
What do you like about women's bodies?
I guess breasts are good.
Breasts are good.
She has a good figure.
She's rich.
She's elegant.
It's not good for people like her to walk around like a fatty.
By the way, she's looking for someone who claims to be a man with big breasts.
A man with big breasts?
Breasts...
Men with big breasts.
Men with big breasts?
Men with big breasts.
Ah, men with big breasts?
Yes, men with big breasts.
Men with big breasts.
It seems like some of the older people don't know about men with big breasts.
Do you know about it?
I don't know about it.
By the way, after investigating 216 people so far...
2nd place is the butt.
3rd place is the legs.
Breasts are the best.
But there are people like this.
What do you like about women's bodies?
There's no woman's underwear anymore.
There isn't?
No, there isn't.
But I drink every day.
I drink a lot.
I drink a lot of alcohol.
You really like drinking.
I don't like drinking.
I drink a lot of alcohol.
I don't eat much.
I drank a lot of alcohol.
Don't get drunk!
If you get drunk...
Don't get drunk!
At that time...
Don't get drunk!
Was there a woman you liked?
Of course there was.
There's no woman like that.
How old are you?
And...
What do you like about women?
This.
Boobs.
What's troubling you?
I like it too much.
I often cheat on girls.
Like Ikebukuro and Shinjuku.
I go there often.
Don't say that.
When I went to this store, my mom was a clerk.
What?
Is there such a thing?
I don't think she's working there.
Is there such a thing?
No way.
What's wrong with it?
But I can't help it.
She didn't show me her picture.
I thought she was someone I'd seen before.
But then I realized she wasn't my mom.
What did you talk about first?
I didn't know what she was doing.
And I was like, "What am I doing here?"
Were you both surprised?
We were surprised.
He meets a woman who is much more rare than boobs.
What do you like about women's bodies?
Why do you like them so much?
Because they're boobs.
There it is!
Boobs.
Welcome.
For women, boobs are very attractive.
Are you married?
Yes, I am.
Does your wife have boobs?
Yes, she does.
Is that why you chose them?
I guess so.
For boobs.
So, there are boobies,
and there are women with boobs and wives.
I'm surprised.
They do look like boobs.
They do.
When they first came out, they looked like boobies.
They did.
I see.
But do you need a man with boobies?
We have boobies-loving men on our staff.
And then,
Kuro's "monster house" is about to end.
What did you do?
I hugged her.
This is not a joke.
I'm here because of...
"monster house"!
It's a love reality show with Kuro and 15 boys.
The members have become new.
"Momoseharuka" has come in place of Ayumi.
"Momoseharuka" has come in place of Ayumi because she likes Kuro.
Everyone has fallen in love with Kuro.
This is the worst.
Is this possible?
At the end, everyone will kill me.
I can't say that.
Everyone will die in the forest.
At the end...
Help me!
Is this position okay?
Is it okay now?
Yes.
If I set a new record, will you bring me here?
Yes, please wait.
It's done!
Welcome party!
Is it done?
Yes!
Finally, Momoseharuka's...
Hey, Ron-chan!
Yes?
Can I call you here?
Yes, I got it.
I'll call you first.
Okay.
Okay!
Let's do it!
They get along well.
I'm scared! I'm scared!
What is it?
It's Kuro-chan's feeling, but I'm scared!
It looks like fun!
Let's do it!
One, two...
It's done!
Congratulations!
It's done!
You don't need a straw.
Thank you!
Here you are.
It's great!
Did you make it for me?
It's great!
Let me serve you.
Thank you!
Here you are.
Thank you!
It's great!
I wonder if it's appropriate for girls to serve you.
It's delicious!
Momo-chan, what kind of love have you had?
I'm often told to leave me alone.
I can't say anything.
I'm watching you.
You say you leave me alone, but don't you approach me?
I want to do it, but I don't know what to do.
What about you, Kuro-chan?
You're interested in me, aren't you?
I'm interested in you.
Which one is it?
I want to say I like you.
But you say you like a lot of people.
I realized I shouldn't say hello to you.
So, I stopped it.
Really.
You two made me study.
What's going on with you two?
It's true.
It's true, so...
What's going on with you two?
You two are like Momo-chan and Momo-chan.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
It's fun. It's fun.
I guess you're more conscious of your friends than that.
It's getting late. It's about time for bed.
Right.
Hey, do you want to sleep?
Are you sleeping?
Huh?
Huh? Are you sleeping?
Huh?
You fell asleep.
I fell asleep.
You're serious.
I'm serious.
Let's clean up.
Oh, but you can clean up.
Huh?
Did you guys prepare it for me?
No, it's bad.
No, no, no, no.
I have work really late tomorrow.
You guys are fast.
Thank you.
Is everything okay?
I hate girls.
Thank you.
I wonder if it's true.
Huh? But...
But she's a good girl.
She's a good girl, but...
I'm going first.
Thank you.
Why did I want to be with Kuro-chan?
I'm doing this on purpose.
Suspicious. Suspicious.
Huh? She's dead.
Isn't she dead?
Finally.
Huh?
Oh, my gosh.
No, you're fine.
What?
Seriously?
You're kidding me, right?
She's pretty good.
I hit her cheek and it made a noise.
What?
Did something come out?
Huh?
Did something come out of my mouth?
It's like sand.
No, no, no.
Of course it is!
This is weird!
Huh?
Does it move when you look at it?
It moves when you look at it!
Huh?
I don't like it anymore.
I'm scared.
It's tough.
I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared.
It's tough.
She pulled it. She pulled it.
See?
Even girls get along with each other.
It's her.
It's a bit obvious.
It's her.
She's cunning.
Hey, Momoharu.
Momoharu, this is bad.
Right?
Everyone is cheating.
It's just the two of us.
She's quite cunning.
Don't look down on me.
This is bad.
Who is it?
I'm back!
Welcome back!
Oh, Kuro-chan!
Oh, apron?
Apron!
I thought you'd come back, so I prepared it for you.
I don't know what you're talking about!
Wait a minute!
I don't know what you're talking about!
It's the first time we eat together.
I think it's the first time for me, too.
I think so, too.
It's done!
It looks pretty healthy.
I know!
I'm really happy.
Thank you!
I'm so happy!
Let's eat!
It's delicious!
I'm nervous!
Don't eat it softly!
How is it?
It's delicious!
Is it delicious?
It's really delicious!
It's healthy!
I'm glad!
I'm relieved!
Here's an information!
Information?
Yes!
Actually...
I...
I've been eating!
Are you kidding me?
It's true!
Really?
But it's delicious, so I'll eat it!
I'm happy about it!
Can we make it again?
Yes!
Really?
Yes!
I want to make it together next time!
You don't want to go on a date?
I don't want to go on a date.
You said you like idols.
I like idols, too.
So I want to go to a concert with you.
Do you want to go on a date?
Yes, I do.
Not at all.
Really?
Yes, I'm happy.
Where do you go?
What?
But...
To be honest...
I don't know what it's like inside.
It looks like...
It looks like?
It's a little swollen.
I want to give you a hug.
Do you want me to do it for you?
I'm nervous now.
Can I do it after it gets dark?
After it gets dark?
What if it doesn't end like that?
Do you want me to do it one more time?
Yes, it's okay.
Even if it's a concert, it's different.
I'm really happy.
I'm happy. I'm glad.
What?
What did you say?
That's Momoharu's fault!
How is it?
Should I make you eat it?
Rion, bring it to me!
Thank you.
Ran-chan!
How long has it been?
A week?
By the way...
I saw it.
Monster House.
You saw it?
Rion?
Doesn't she look like the first girl you dated?
Haru-chan?
Oh, you brought her here.
Doesn't she look like her?
Oh, you're right.
She does.
You remember her well.
You only remember cute girls.
By the way, teacher...
She was really popular, wasn't she?
What?
She was really popular, wasn't she?
Where?
You only saw her once, didn't you?
I only saw her once.
I'm not popular.
What happened after that?
To be honest...
Ran-chan and Rion-chan...
They were really good.
It seems like they like me.
Wait a minute.
There were two girls, but there was one more.
Ayumi-chan?
I dropped her because I wasn't interested in her.
I see.
I dropped her because I wasn't interested in her.
Momoharu-chan?
There was another cute girl.
If you rank these three girls...
First place is...
Rion-chan is winning.
Second place is Ran-chan.
I see.
But it's close.
So, Ran-chan still wins.
It's really close.
I ranked them, but...
They like me, so...
Depending on how they approach me...
My rank might change.
Teacher, please correct me.
It's still close.
I put my finger in my eye again.
Thank you for your hard work.
What did you do today?
Today, I went to school and came back.
I was rolling around with my cell phone.
These two look pitiful.
Recently, you and Rion are getting along well, aren't you?
Even if I'm interested in you, I can't approach you, can I?
You always say you're getting along well.
To be honest, what do you think of me?
I'll say it because it's you.
To be honest, I like you.
What do you like about me?
What I like about you?
Your personality and persuasion.
Persuasion?
I think you're missing something.
That's what I like about you.
Kuro-chan told you not to interfere with my love life, didn't he?
He told me.
Will it be okay?
A promise is a promise.
I'll leave it alone and tell you how I feel about you.
Then I'll confess my love to you.
We'll end up not seeing each other sooner or later.
I have to do it.
So I'll be serious about it.
You can't break your promise.
Be brave.
I can't do it.
You're a tough guy.
Live show?
Idol show?
Excuse me!
Let's go!
(Let me see, let me see)
Huh? Kuro-chan, who's your favorite?
Houchi, Houchi, the farthest one.
The yellow one.
The yellow one?
My eyes don't fly either.
What do you mean?
I don't know if you've noticed.
Oh, your eyes?
My eyes don't fly when I go to a concert.
I love you the most in the world!
I'll never drink it!
I'll buy everything I noticed.
It was fun!
Kuro-chan knows a lot about beer.
She explained it to me and I had a lot of fun drinking it.
But I'm a little tired because I was standing for a while.
I'm a little tired.
I'm tired.
But I think I'm getting used to it little by little.
Isn't it because you're kind?
No, it's not like that.
But Rion-chan and Ran-chan used to live together.
So I like them now.
But I want you to like me, too.
How can you like me, Kuro-chan?
How?
How can you like me?
I like you now.
But I want you to like me completely.
If you do this, you'll like me.
I'll never kiss you.
To be honest...
Ran-chan and I...
We kissed.
Really?
With this beer and...
Can you kiss me?
Yes!
I'd like to, but...
I don't have much love experience.
Can I kiss you on the cheek first?
On the cheek?
It's embarrassing.
Can you kiss me on the cheek?
Close your eyes.
You're drooling.
You're drooling. What are you doing?
Do you think I'll drool even if you do that?
I'm embarrassed.
Did you kiss me properly?
Yes.
Do you like me now?
Don't touch me.
You did a good job.
You're kind.
You said that.
Don't touch me.
You're cute.
Don't touch me.
Since you kissed me on the cheek,
you might be able to kiss me more and more.
I hope so.
But this time, I'll kiss you properly.
I'll do my best.
Don't say it clearly.
I like you very much.
You're cute.
Don't touch me.
You're drooling.
You've been on a date with me, right?
Yes.
How was it?
It was fun.
Did you do something?
What?
Since you've been on a date with me...
What?
Can I say it?
What?
Did you do something?
I kissed you on the cheek.
What?
Did you kiss me?
Didn't my mouth smell?
Your mouth smelled.
It smelled like a rotten egg.
Kuro-chan told me about it.
Ran-chan also kissed you.
You're kidding, right?
You said you did it with your mouth.
Didn't you smell it with your mouth?
I didn't know.
The smell?
Really?
Isn't it bad?
It's pretty bad.
It smells pretty bad.
Do I have a bad nose?
Did you drink alcohol?
I drank a lot of alcohol.
I'm glad you didn't know.
If you didn't drink alcohol, it would be hard for you.
Why didn't you know?
That's bad.
You're kidding, right?
That was the worst smell I've ever smelled in my life.
I've never seen a girls' talk that only smells like mouths.
But you don't dislike it.
The girls seem to like each other.
I think everyone has a will to fight.
It's like jealousy is growing between girls and girls.
Even with Kuro-chan.
Momoharu-chan said she'd clean up, but she's pretty good at it.
I don't think I can do it.
You can say something big.
You said you'd clean up by yourself.
Don't you think we should do it together?
I wonder if Kuro-chan will clean up for me.
And next week...
I can't lie anymore!
The last episode of "MONSTER HOUSE".
Kuro-chan's love is finally complete!
Can I kiss you?
Our shared life is about to end.
I'd like to make it clear today.
Please go out with me!
Next week, Wednesday's "Downtown" two-hour special!
I do it again!
The fourth "Song Changing Tournament" will be held!
Popular hit entertainer Hachikomiyo will be judged by high school boys!
Furthermore!
Hello, it's me, Akko.
Mr. Shachihoko's "Oreore Phone" will verify the theory that all of Akko's family are gathered!
And "The Past" will be broadcast on Parabi!