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Thank you for coming on this Wednesday!
Let's get started with the first presenter.
No, no, no.
Chairman Hakkaku.
I'm not Chairman Hakkaku.
Chairman Hakkaku doesn't show up much.
He doesn't show up much.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Well, I think there was a theory about how to deal with bad guys that appeared in the broadcast before.
This time, I brought this theory as the second one.
Here it is.
By checking the contents of the bag and dealing with bad guys that appeared in the broadcast, we can understand the entertainers' ability.
Well, there is a variety show often, but it's a check of the contents of a woman entertainer's bag, and if something that cannot be broadcast comes out, how to deal with it, and if it's a recording, if something bad comes out, please cut it a little, but this time it's a live broadcast, so I'll do it, so the one that came out is already flowing, and in the middle of this last minute, a professional is asked, isn't it?
By the way, is there anything bad in your bag?
Don't talk all of a sudden!
I thought about it for a moment.
Don't talk all of a sudden!
Isn't there anything in it?
No, honestly, I'm scared of Hamada-san's bag.
No, Hamada-san's bag doesn't have anything wrapped in oil paper.
After this, if a cigarette comes out of a minor's bag, how will the entertainers deal with it?
Amazing! This is amazing!
It's started!
Elevator change challenge!
And...
There's a lot of people today, right?
I'm looking forward to it!
Monster House Part 4 is my favorite!
This is the worst!
No, no, it's not like that!
By checking the contents of the bag and judging whether it's dangerous or not,
the entertainers will verify if it's true or not.
This time, as part of a live broadcast program on the internet,
the entertainers will be called out and
if a cigarette comes out of a minor's bag, how will they deal with it?
This is a tough one!
The target of this challenge is...
I can't make excuses for this!
Don't talk all of a sudden!
14 years of entertainment history, chocolate planet Matsuo.
The two vikings will be on standby at the fake broadcast site.
And so, they rush into the dressing room of the girls' high school models.
Oh, it's kind of realistic.
Realistic?
Realistic is rude.
Kamichaaake!
No, seriously, I can't do it.
No, I'm sorry, but you have to pull it out and show it to the camera.
No, you can't!
Matsuo doesn't think that a cigarette will come out of his bag, but...
Will it?
It's coming! It's coming! Go!
It came out!
Wait a minute!
Kamichaaake!
So, what did you think of it?
I'm worried!
Yes!
This is good!
You hid it?!
The moment he found the cigarette, Matsuo hid it in his bag.
This is nice!
Amazing!
It's good!
It might be under the bag. Wait a minute, I'll take a look.
Under the bag...
What are you doing?!
It's 47 yen!
Now, let's go to the commercial!
Let's check out Segin's bag!
Let's go!
So, let's go to the commercial.
Don't talk nonsense.
I'm not listening, Sakura.
Don't talk nonsense and get angry!
But I'm not listening today.
It's not like you're not listening.
It's like you're not listening.
You're underage. You can't have it, right?
I don't know what to do.
I think it's on camera.
It's like a horror movie.
I don't know what to do.
This is difficult!
I don't like this!
You have one minute to think.
How will Matsuo do his horror movie?
Matsuo, can we see what's in your bag?
I'd like to continue with what's in my bag.
I saw something that looked like a cigarette.
I was curious about it.
It's not a cigarette.
It's something that's popular among girls.
It's fake cigarettes.
Fake cigarettes?
Why would you put that in there?
It's a candy.
There used to be candy like this in the past.
There was.
It was used to surprise girls.
It was real.
It used to be childish in the past, but now it's real.
I see.
Here I go!
Go for it!
It wasn't a mistake, was it?
No!
It wasn't an illusion?
It wasn't an illusion, it was real!
Thank you very much!
And now, the spoiler.
Oh, what's wrong?
What is this?
What do you think it is?
Huh?
I don't know.
Wednesday's "Dantan".
Correct.
You know it.
You're amazing.
Thank goodness.
You're so kind.
Thank goodness.
Give me a break.
Seriously.
The next target is...
Tokyo.
Good luck.
7th year of his career. Good luck, Yoshiko.
So, as usual, he enters the dressing room.
Hello!
He checks what's in his bag at once.
Here we go!
Wow!
There's quite a lot of stuff in there.
Wow! There's a lot of stuff in there, too!
For some reason, he doesn't try to hide any cigarettes and continues his break.
What?!
I don't think it's related to tempest.
And now...
This is amazing! This is amazing!
What do you mean "amazing"?
This is amazing! There's nothing but tarnicotine in here!
There's nothing but tarnicotine in here?
There's nothing in here! Instead of that, there's cocaine in here!
I... I also smoke this.
It's not that I smoke it, but it's like...
Um...
I also...
Um...
I also...
Um...
I also...
Um...
Instead of that, there's cocaine in here.
He says things he doesn't know for some reason.
In the end...
He gets rid of it.
So...
Here's a story.
Here we go, here we go.
First of all, the cigarette...
It came out of your mouth, right?
What did you think at the time?
I thought it was crazy.
But...
The cameraman was really drunk, so...
I mean, it's bad to just throw it away.
There's that, too.
I thought it was fine.
And now...
Ginshari Hashimoto challenges.
Hello!
Hello, hello!
Sorry for the sudden visit!
Excuse me!
That's not what I meant!
Hey!
There's a lot in there!
You're a big guy!
Matsuubei hides his cigarette in his bag and walks away.
That's weird!
His face is red! His face is red!
His face is red!
For example, let's say this is what's in the package.
If you remove all of this and see if it's different...
Which one are you using this for?
Even if you can see this, it's not bad at all.
If you remove only the cigarette...
I'm sorry.
Yes, the manager's cigarette case is a little weird.
Cute!
Is there candy in it?
Candy!
It's cute!
He successfully put the cigarette in a candy case and deceived it.
These were the three companies' ways of handling it.
Lastly, an unexpected change.
They decided to try something even harder.
Their target is...
Good morning!
I'm already sweating.
It's been 17 years since their debut.
They're already sweating.
This time, Ogata will have an idol do a prank on him during a live broadcast.
When you enter the idol's room...
There are...
Cigarette butts...
A lot of strong cigarettes...
And a lot of things that shouldn't be there.
And this time, it's a member of idol group Super Girls.
It's a target role played by an active high school student, Abe Yumeri, who is sleeping in her room.
How will Ogata handle such an unexpected prank?
Here it comes! Here it comes! Here it comes!
- Oh, no, no. - Oh, no, no.
- Be careful. Be careful. - Oh, no.
- It's opened. - It's opened.
- I don't know what it is. - I know what it is.
- You haven't noticed it yet. - Look at it!
- Wow! - You haven't noticed it.
- Wait a minute. - Did you see it?
- Wow! - Did you see it?
- It's opened. - It's opened.
- I know it. - I know it.
- You haven't noticed it yet. - Look at it!
- Wow! - You haven't noticed it.
- Wait a minute. - What?
- Did you see it? - It's on your face. - Damn it!
- Did you see it?
- Is there something on the table? - Your face...
- On the table... - A little...
- It's terrible, isn't it? - Please say it!
- You don't have to say it!
- You're addicted, aren't you?
- She showed us the same reaction as we expected. - I'm scared!
- I can't do it. - You don't have to say it!
- After that, she messed up the table. - It's broken, isn't it?
- Let's watch the commercial. - I've seen it before.
- I'd like to wake her up. - Did you watch the commercial?
- It's terrible, isn't it? - Damn it!
- It's terrible, isn't it? - Your face...
- She's smoking a cigarette. - It's terrible, isn't it?
- If the manager doesn't come and tell her to smoke,
- she'll end up like this.
Even though the target is sleeping right behind her,
she speaks with a farmer's voice.
It's amazing, isn't it?
What is it? Get out of here!
And then, the commercial starts.
This is it.
What's up?
This...this...well...
Well...well...
The liquor and...
This is it.
Well...well...
The manager...
Well...well... The manager...
Well...well... He drank...
He drank and...
He went out.
They had a meeting at night.
I see.
Yes, yes.
And they met...
I was surprised.
No way!
She keeps talking at a high volume.
And then...
She's awake now.
What is that?
What do you see on top of the bed?
On top of the bed?
On top of the bed...
Is it a magazine? What kind of magazine is it?
I hid it!
No, it's a magazine.
That's common.
That's it!
What is it?
What kind of magazine is it?
It's like a pop tea.
Pop tea style.
Pop tea!
You're bad!
It's a fashion magazine.
I like it.
Stop it!
You're right.
And...
Wait, wait, wait!
What's wrong?
You always use this.
I use it.
Wait, wait, wait!
Calm down!
Is your bag okay?
My bag is fine.
Your bag...
This is a live show, isn't it?
And...
After eating all of his items...
He finally woke up his idol.
You...
Hey, hey, hey!
This is bad.
This is a wake-up prank!
Good morning!
This is a wake-up prank!
What?!
Is... is this a TV?
This is a TV!
This is a live show!
Wait, alcohol and cigarettes...
No, don't say it.
No, no, no...
You're annoying!
No, no, no...
You're annoying!
No, no...
What?
Alcohol and cigarettes are fine for now.
Hey!
You're overreacting.
This is a wake-up prank!
I told you, this is bad!
And now...
It's finally time for the spoiler.
What is it?
But...
I'll call my manager for now.
And during the break...
I'll pretend like my manager did it.
He hasn't realized that he's been pranked yet.
No, it's possible.
It's possible.
It's life.
But...
There's nothing we can do about it.
You're lying again!
What are you talking about?
You're sweating a lot.
It's all a lie!
I didn't do anything!
You didn't do anything?
I didn't!
I didn't do anything since this morning!
This is a wake up prank, isn't it?
It's a wake up prank!
Wake up...
It's a wake up prank!
That's what it is!
What kind of prank is that?
This is bad.
So this itself is a prank?
I finally got it!
It took me an hour to figure it out.
I finally got it!
That's terrible!
And so...
I knew it was terrible.
That's terrible.
He explained it so well, but you still didn't get it?
I didn't get it.
I didn't get it at all.
If you're in that position...
Should you protect it?
Or should you stand up for it?
You can't think of it in an instant.
What do you think, Minami-chan?
I think Hashimoto-san's response is great.
Minami-chan, do you have anything dangerous in your bag?
I don't have anything dangerous in my bag.
I only have fruits.
Like grapes and apples.
You have grapes in your bag!
That's pretty bad!
Do you have anything else you'd like to say?
For minors...
Foxes...
This is definitely no good!
Right?
Let's hit our parents later.
Our next presenter is this person!
Please come in!
Everyone, of course you often use elevators in your daily life, right?
Yes, of course!
But recently, Hamada-san, you've been stopped on many shows because of those elevators.
No, no, no! There's one song that's late.
Which one is late?
It's the first one, but...
Yes, yes, yes...
You said it's late and you're complaining...
Yes, it's late. There are various departments in there, right?
Yes, yes, yes...
In the past, you had to be at the bottom of the studio.
But now, there's a talent clock above you, so there's a bunch of middle-aged men who don't know what's going on.
You have to go up one by one with them.
Hamada-san, Hamada-san!
Yes?
Who's in charge of this show?
It seems like you're often told negative things like "the elevators aren't coming" and "it's late",
but this time, we've brought something fun you can enjoy in the elevators.
Here it is!
"Elevator Fast Change Challenge"!
What kind of game is it?
It's that kind of game competition!
After this, they'll challenge changing into fast clothes until the elevators reach the first floor!
Elevator changing into fast clothes challenge!
This stage is this 17 story building.
Challengers choose a song from the selection list and try changing into fast clothes according to the number of times according to the duration of the song.
As soon as the elevator door closes, the song starts.
If they change clothes before reaching the first floor, the challenge will be a success.
The first challenger who came without being told anything is...
Audrey Kasuga.
What will you do?
It's a song challenge.
A song challenge?
Yes, yes.
It's a song challenge.
It's a simple challenge.
Would you like to challenge?
Would you like to?
Of course I'd like to.
Would you like to?
Of course I'd like to. I don't know it well.
Please look at the list here.
The list?
Please choose one from here.
I'm in the shape of receiving it.
Then, then, this is Kishidan's one night carnival.
If this is it, well, in this list, I personally
Kishidan's one night carnival, so it is a challenge from the 13th floor.
This is good.
Where is it from the 13th floor?
This is very good.
I think it's very good.
Good or bad? What is it?
So, here is the rule for this time.
You change clothes, don't you?
It's pretty fast to change clothes.
Kaseya makes himself peek out.
Will Kishidan's quick change of clothes be a success?
Kishidan's one night carnival, a challenge from the 13th floor.
Where is it from the 13th floor?
13th floor?
Well, it's starting. When the door closes, the order begins.
Will we make it in time?
It's fast.
One more time, one more time.
Will you change clothes again?
Are you okay?
It's fast. Six times, five times.
It's fast, it's fast, it's fast.
We're almost there.
One night carnival, in my heart.
I like it, I like it, I make a sound, engine!
Anyway, I'm tired of being serious.
Engine!
This is...
Well, the buttons are a little...
When I saw the numbers, they were lower than I imagined.
Lower?
Yes, I was a little impatient. As expected of Kasuga, I was impatient.
As expected of Kasugi...
As expected of Kasugi, I was impatient.
The top button and shoes didn't make it in time. Unfortunately, it didn't succeed.
The next challenger is...
Yes.
Who is it?
Oh, president!
Sabu-chan, Saburo-san, Sabu-chan, let's make a prediction.
Saburo-san's prediction...
It's a challenge from the 7th floor.
The 7th floor? What's that staircase?
What president Kawahara has chosen is...
A high-difficulty kimono costume.
Hey, hakama is difficult.
It's a challenge from the 7th floor. Please.
Yes.
It's the 7th floor, president.
It's impossible.
It's impossible, but...
It's going down.
How about president's costume?
No, everyone is caught.
Second floor!
How about it?
7th floor.
7th floor?
How about president's singing voice?
Yes.
It was better.
Be quiet.
The next challenger is...
Trendy Angel Saito.
Hello.
You're wearing weird clothes.
Really?
I'm a comedian.
Oh, you're a comedian.
Yes, you might be.
You're going to sing, aren't you?
I'll do this.
Bees.
Ultra Soul.
This doesn't look like you're a good singer.
It's impossible, but what will you do?
I'll start from the 7th floor.
7th floor?
What do you mean?
Bees, who has a low level, will start from the 7th floor.
Is this a lucky choice for Saito?
I'll start from the 7th floor.
Let's do it.
Here we go.
You're already at the 7th floor.
Almost.
You're already at the 3rd floor.
This is impossible.
It's difficult.
Here we go.
The door is opening.
Let's sing.
Okay.
The important part is coming up.
The next challenger is...
Hello.
He's an impersonator comedian.
Let's talk.
Go ahead.
Mr. Sekimatsu.
Are you sure? Mr. Ano-demon, right?
Mr. Ano-demon.
Yes.
Got it.
From the 7th floor...
No, from the 7th floor...
From the 7th floor?
He chose Mr. Sekimatsu, who has the best luck this time.
In "Stop Simulation", it took him about 100 times, but will he clear from the 7th floor?
He's doing it better than anyone else, like backstage.
No, no, no...
It's not enough.
It's amazing that he made it in time.
I want him to do it.
Thank you.
His face is exposed.
He's a mysterious old man.
Next...
Mr. Sasuke, Mr. Katsumi Yamada.
Mr. Katsumi Yamada.
And he chose Mr. Yutaka Ozaki, who is wearing a T-shirt and a denim jacket.
His expectations are high for a complete victory.
He'll try from the 3rd floor.
Please.
It looks short.
It looks like he can do it.
It's hard.
I've heard this prelude many times.
Can he do it?
Please sing.
No, I can't.
Please sing.
I can't sing.
It's a sad song just for now.
He's just Mr. Yamada.
I can't.
Next is this man.
Kano Eiko.
He chose Hikaru Genji's "Paradise Galaxy".
It's a challenge from the second floor.
Scary, scary, scary.
There's a correct answer.
The challenge was of course a failure, but Kano gave a correct answer for Hikaru.
That's right.
Don't look down on me.
Good morning, good afternoon, good evening.
The mic stand is playing with me like this.
Sparkling rain.
It's my first time wearing a donut jacket in my life.
Is that so? It's my first time realizing the success of this project.
What do you mean?
That was a success.
And next is...
Chocolate Planet's Osada.
It's Osada-san!
Challenging from the 4th floor is TM Revolution's Anoisson.
Wait, I want to eat this!
It's been a while, hasn't it?
I want to eat it.
It's amazing.
I might be able to do it.
It looks like you can do it.
But...
It's already here.
Let's sing and eat it!
And last but not least is...
Partner, Chocolate Planet's Matsuo.
Is it X-Japan's Kurenai?
If you say it like that...
What is it?
It's the 17th floor.
It's a challenge from the 17th floor.
This is...
It's like a game you're playing right now.
The difficulty is a little higher, but...
It's the 17th floor's highest floor's challenge.
Will it be...
It's a challenge from the 17th floor.
Please do it!
I think it's a chance, but...
The 17th floor...
What will it be like?
I'll do it in one go.
Here it is.
That's good.
Hurry up and do it!
There's still room for improvement.
That's right. It's only the 10th floor.
It looks like you can do it.
Hurry up and do it!
I want to see you do it.
Please do it.
I like the belt.
Here it is.
It looks like you can do it.
Not at all.
Will it be their first success before the elevator?
- Let's close it now. - Yes.
Let me hear your impression.
It's really an illusion!
Well, we just finished it.
So, it's a difficult project for various reasons.
I thought we'd succeed in one group, but it's pretty difficult.
How was it?
Of course, this impression is tough.
This is a little difficult, isn't it?
Can I say it?
Yes, please.
It's not funny.
Next presenter is this person!
Hello, everyone!
Nice to meet you!
I have a bad feeling about this.
If you come out of there, it's like that!
It's really tough!
If you don't like it, please stay there!
It's really tough!
If you're going to look at it like that, look at the elevator again!
Hold it in!
That's why I'm here.
It's not a theory.
It's this corner!
Monster delivery!
I'm looking forward to it!
I really like it!
Do you like it?
I'm really looking forward to it!
You like it, don't you?
Yes, I like it!
Six men live in a share house and fall in love.
This is the third episode.
Kuro and Rion have a second date.
Rion makes a lunch box.
It's going well.
Tiger seems to have rejected Ran.
Ran seems to like Kuro.
I think Ran is jealous of Tiger.
Ran and Kuro kissed.
Look at that scene!
What kind of face is that?
But it's amazing.
This is what happened.
He was dumped and got drunk.
He also drank alcohol.
I heard he drank more than 100 degrees.
Really?
I don't think he drank more than 100 degrees.
What is it?
But Kuro said that he would definitely protect both of them.
That's right.
I was wondering what it would be like for both of them to say the same thing over and over again.
What do you mean protect?
It's like we're in a war.
So, this time, Monster House will be the first episode where we will watch it together.
Really?
Will it be revealed?
Everything will be revealed.
That's right.
But...
That's right.
We can't hide it.
We will see how Kuro will overcome this.
It's tough.
Will it be revealed?
Let's watch it.
Until now, we have provided this program with the sponsorship of the program you are watching.
You can lick girls' wings.
When you were little...
Kuro, you are a boy.
No, I'm 41 years old.
I love you.
I love you, too.
It's perfect for the season.
I don't want to say it, but you are popular in Monster House on Wednesdays, aren't you?
I kissed my dog.
You kissed her, so you feel good when you kiss her, don't you?
Yes, I do.
Then you should go out with her.
That's the point.
I kissed her because I wanted to see her, but...
What's up with you?
But I like you, too.
What?
You're so cute.
Even though you kissed me?
You like stupid girls.
Well, you're right.
But this time, I really want to make a girlfriend.
You've been saying that for a long time.
To be honest, if I make a girlfriend with this motorhouse, I'm ready to get married.
Really?
Are you serious?
Did you have such a strong will?
Did you have such a determination?
Well...
Do you like young girls?
I like young idols, too.
They're more open-minded, aren't they?
That's right.
They like young girls.
That's all for today.
Are you free today?
Let's drink and watch TV.
How about you, Kuro-chan?
I'm fine.
See you later.
I don't like this.
It's a girls' room.
Do we watch TV together?
It's tough.
She's back.
I'm nervous.
She's back.
She's stupid.
Let's watch TV together.
I'm looking forward to it.
I want to drink and watch TV together.
Let's drink and watch TV together.
Can I do it?
She's in a hurry.
Can I do it?
She's back.
If I were there, my face would be funny later.
Let's watch the first episode!
It's started!
Let's watch the first episode!
It's started!
It's great!
Do you still do it now?
I used to do it when I was special.
I see, you did it when you were special.
Yes, I did it when I was special.
It's here!
What is it?
It's Ran-chan!
She is stylish!
She is special!
It's nostalgic!
It's scary!
It's nostalgic!
It hurts!
It's your first time to go out together, right?
She is...
She is my favorite person.
It's scary!
You look happy.
I've lied to you before, but I've made up my mind.
Why did you make up your mind?
I won't lie to you again.
What's wrong with you?
I really like you.
Let's go on a date next time.
She doesn't like you, does she?
How do you like it?
You're angry that I asked you out, aren't you?
I chose you because I like you.
What's wrong with you?
I don't know if you like me or not, but I like you the most.
You found out here, didn't you?
It's terrible.
You found out here, didn't you?
I can't forget you forever.
What's wrong with you?
You look like this.
It's terrible.
I'm shocked.
It's not what you think.
It's terrible.
It's not what you think.
Calm down.
I was surprised.
I found out for the first time.
It happens.
It's not different from what you think.
You said you wouldn't lie to me, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
I was surprised.
I'm scared.
I'm shocked.
I feel like I'm going to die.
I'm really scared.
If anything happens, I'll help you.
I'm not lying.
I told you that, too.
I'm really scared.
I'm sorry.
I told you this before.
I can't do it.
You're all surprised.
Did you kiss Leon?
No, I didn't.
You didn't?
No, I didn't.
But you said you did.
What?
You said you kissed Tiger.
I did?
Yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
No, I didn't. I really didn't.
Tiger, wait a minute.
I really didn't.
Wait a minute. I'm scared, but on the contrary...
No, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't.
Why are you lying like that? I don't understand.
No, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't.
Are you lying to Tiger?
I don't need to lie.
Leaving this aside...
I thought you might be mistaken.
What?
You're mistaken.
Did I say that?
I didn't kiss him, so I couldn't have said I kissed him.
You said it!
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
This is a little different.
What is this?
Seriously?
You two are not together?
This guy is terrible.
This is bad.
No, you two like each other, of course.
Which do you like better?
Wow, wow.
Ran-chan, you're amazing.
Which one is better?
Ran-chan is calm.
She's calm.
I'm surprised you're so quiet.
No, I'm not quiet.
Right?
No, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
I'm done.
No, it's not "I'm done."
I'm done.
I'm really done.
I can't do it.
I don't know about this kind of thing.
It's only halfway through.
No, no, no, no.
I like you.
Which one?
Both of you.
I really like you.
This is bad.
No, it's not supposed to be like this.
Isn't it overkill?
It's not supposed to be like this.
This is different.
I don't know.
It's piled up.
Yes, it is.
Yes.
If you break it, it won't be there anymore.
It's not broken.
Is it cracked?
I'm really scared.
I'm going, too.
Where are you going?
What do you mean it's not broken?
What do you mean it's cracked?
Do it!
You came back a lot today.
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
What is this?
I'm scared, I'm scared.
Can you go and see what's going on?
Are you okay?
Wow.
What shocks me the most is...
Which one do you like?
I can't answer that question.
You love me so much.
Can you really not choose now?
Can you not choose now? Seriously?
Can you really not choose either one?
You're a man.
I love you more and more.
I can't say anything.
I don't like it.
I don't like it when you say you can't choose.
As a human being, I don't want to lie about my feelings.
That's how I've been in love so far.
I was in a big sigh.
If you want it, you want to get it.
You want to cut it off, don't you?
But you're older than me. You're about ten years older than me.
I was really shocked.
I've never seen such a face.
Taiga is a little worried about Rion.
He seems to have trusted me.
Certainly.
One, two...
I don't know. Did I say such a bad thing?
I don't know. I really like either of them.
This guy is really...
So you found out.
I found out.
The first half of the game is over.
Of course it is. You should have known it.
Why did you know it would be like this and come back normally?
What kind of thinking is that?
I thought you were editing it well.
I see.
That part is hidden.
But I don't know if it is.
If it's not like that, it's strange.
It's strange, certainly.
What's wrong?
You seem to have changed.
What's wrong?
If you go this far, even a liar can't cover it up.
As a human being, no matter what you do in the future, you may not be able to laugh.
Oh, no.
Cut it out. Don't cut it out now.
It looks delicious.
You can drink, but you can't eat yet.
I'm excited about Kuro-chan today.
Isn't it still work?
Work?
You should have come back earlier.
Oh, well.
You can eat first.
When I heard about Kuro-chan, I made a bad face at Rion-chan.
You made a bad face.
Thank you for the meal.
You two should meet. It looks fun.
Rion-chan was already on "SPA".
Oh, you told me about it. I was happy.
I saw you at the convenience store.
You were so cute.
I don't like it.
I'm embarrassed.
When you came in, you suddenly...
Well, I bought it.
Thank you.
It's really big.
I bought it.
Thank you.
Oh, it's a key.
You should have written it down.
Is Tiger going to college?
The atmosphere is fun.
I'm not the type of person who doesn't show everyone's efforts.
This is delicious.
Are you eating this?
Yes.
Do you want to eat it?
Yes.
I want to eat it, too.
This is a souvenir.
What is it?
This is sold in Hokkaido.
It's been a while.
It's like...
It's scary.
I feel like I'm back in the past.
It's scary.
I'm back in the past, too.
You look like you're about to buy it.
It's so big.
I can't see it at all.
Is this a souvenir?
I'm scared.
I don't know what it is because I've always had it made for me.
Is it a souvenir?
It was delicious.
Was it delicious?
Yes, it was.
Where is the chopstick?
It's in front of you.
But I don't know where it is.
You look like you're back in the past.
You look like you're an adult.
Thank you.
I'll eat it.
I don't know where it is because I don't come here often.
I didn't come here often.
I didn't come here often because I stayed at a hotel.
You're back in the past.
That's why I don't know where it is.
And you made it for me when we ate together.
I'm scared.
No one says hello.
Rion.
I'm scared.
Are you still angry?
It's amazing that you're still angry.
I'm scared.
Are you still angry?
I'm scared.
Do you think I'm not angry?
[Laughter]
But if you're angry all the time, I think you should make up.
[Laughter]
Oh, it's coming.
Well, it's kind of...
I'm hungry.
I'm scared, I'm scared.
The atmosphere is strange.
Everyone's.
Look back at it.
[Laughter]
But that's...
[Laughter]
What Kura-chan says is...
I don't know what you're talking about.
Oh!
What is it?
Is it just me?
It's kind of weird.
I shouldn't have seen it.
It's not such a problem.
It's messed up.
Hmm...
What?
What is it?
Who is it?
What is it?
I'm really scared.
Oh, it's kind of a new development.
What is it?
I'm scared.
Who is it?
Oh, something's going to happen.
Who is it?
Suddenly?
What?
What is it?
I don't like it.
Look down.
What?
You're reading it, aren't you?
Yes.
From now on...
One person will decide who will leave this house.
Drawing lots...
The person who gets a circle...
will have the right to decide who will leave this house.
What?
One person will leave?
What?
I'm not lying. It's true.
Oh, my God!
Really?
Wait! Wait!
Oh, my God!
Wait!
He's in a hurry.
Isn't it too much?
If he doesn't go there, it's a regret.
Even if Kuro-chan goes there, no one will go there.
I see.
Oh, my God!
Is it true?
He's coming.
Wait! If it's like this, it's too much!
No, it's not!
You're right.
Let's ask him.
No, wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
Shall we go?
No, wait! Isn't it strange?
I'm nervous.
Isn't it strange? Wait!
I don't go there at all!
He hates you so much!
He says he doesn't go there at all!
We haven't finished talking yet!
What are you doing?
We're still fighting!
He's in a hurry.
It's not decided yet.
No, it's not decided! Wait!
No, it's decided! Wait!
Ran-chan! Ran-chan!
He's in a hurry!
Let's ask him and show him our performance at 9 o'clock.
Let's do that. Let's ask him first.
What's the order? What's the order?
Let's see who won first.
Let's do it.
What's the order?
Rock-paper-scissors.
You won.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Kuro-chan won.
It's amazing that you won.
Kuro-chan, ask him.
Is it my turn? Is it your turn?
It's not decided yet.
It's not decided yet for you, Kuro-chan.
It's not decided yet.
He's laughing a lot.
He's in a hurry.
He's nervous.
I'm going.
Who's going?
If you're going to survive, you've got to pull it.
Who's going?
He's a monster!
I pulled it.
His face changed!
I pulled it? Who pulled it?
I'm scared!
I'm glad I pulled it.
I'm glad!
You were trying to drop me, weren't you?
I'm scared.
It's like a suspense movie.
I'm scared!
What should I do?
I've been trying to pull it.
I'm in trouble.
Are you okay?
You're talking to yourself.
For now...
Let's talk face-to-face.
What?
Let's talk face-to-face.
I'd like to know how you're doing here.
Let's talk face-to-face.
All right.
I'm in the lower room.
I'd like you to come in one by one.
First of all...
You're the youngest.
I'd like you to come in from Tiger.
All right.
Everyone...
Think of a way to convince me.
You can eat as a souvenir.
Tiger, you first.
I'll be waiting for you downstairs.
He's amazing.
She's here.
I'm hungry.
Let's have fun.
It's completely different now.
I was scared.
It's scary.
I'm scared.
It's not a movie.
What's going on?
Who did it?
It's not a movie.
I don't like it.
It's not a movie.
Can I turn it?
If I were the president of small and medium-sized entertainment, I'd stop it.
Then the agency would be in trouble.
Yes.
I can't forget her face.
The face when she pulled it out.
I've seen a lot of movies, and there were a lot of weird people, but this is the most amazing thing I've ever seen.
It's going around the world.
You've surpassed Dr. Rector.
I've surpassed him. It's amazing.
I'd be a little shocked if I didn't win first place.
Next week, how close can an entertainer get to their hometown to win first place in their favorite entertainment ranking?
And...
If the giant balloon doesn't explode no matter how long it stands...
I've been doing it for 30 minutes.
And...
The one who will be missing...
Who will be missing from "Monster House"?
It's just a tagline of my own. It's about "Monster House".
"Past Broadcasts" is on Parabi.