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Everyone, welcome to Wednesday's "Don Don"!
Let's go!
The first presenter is this person! Please come in!
Welcome to our special show!
Hello!
This time, I'd like to give you some theories about our agency's big name.
Really?
Why am I here?
Otaku production.
Yes, Otaku production.
Do you know who we are?
No, but Kuniko-san is like that too.
Yes, Kuniko Ayamada is like that too.
Also, Naccho Club-san.
Ah, yes. That's not a big name.
It's a big name.
That's weird.
So, this time, I'd like to present this person.
Yes, it's Tsurutaro.
Hey!
It's Tsurutaro Kataoka.
He looks like Ryubo-kun.
That's right!
So, this time, I'd like to present a theory about Tsurutaro-san's body.
Here it is!
The theory that Kataoka Tsurutaro can go through the thinnest gap in the entertainment world!
Are you serious?
Well, I guess you could say that now.
Now, my body is really thin.
I see.
And since I do yoga, my body is soft.
I see.
That means, compared to other thin people, I can definitely go through the thinnest gap.
You can go through it.
I see.
So, this time, I'd like to present a theory about Kataoka-san's body.
The theory that Kataoka Tsurutaro can go through the thinnest gap in the entertainment world!
I see.
After this, the thinnest all-stars in the entertainment world will go through the thinnest gap in the entertainment world!
Furthermore, there is a theory that Kataoka Tsurutaro is over 2 meters tall.
And...
I'll protect you, Nion.
Kuro-chan's Love Reality Project "MONSTER HOUSE" Part 2.
I'll keep this Nion to myself.
[Sugyo-no-TV hero]
[Sugyo-be-no-downtown]
[Kataoka Tsurutaro's theory of the thinnest gap in the entertainment world]
[Entertainment world, passing through gaps, decided!]
- He came out of the gap! - What's with that?
[Sugyo-be-no-downtown]
[Entertainment world, passing through gaps, decided!]
His nerves are strong, but his body is extremely skinny.
Scandalous Gari Gari and Kato Sari San!
- Kato is rich. - He's rich.
- He's rich.
- I watch him a lot. - This is a disadvantage.
- Well... - Well...
Kato's opponent is...
Pechapai Pole Dance Gari Gari and Makino Suteteko.
- Suteteko. - And...
There's a lot going on and he's mentally exhausted.
- Mental Gari Gari and... - This is...
- Itakura Toshiyuki!
- Yes.
- Do you have a problem with this? - I do.
- I do. I'm sorry. - You're working out, right?
- Yes. - Tsurutaro-san's hand is very cold.
- It's cold. - It's very cold.
And now, the man closest to passing through all gaps...
Bodomaister Gari Gari and Kataoka Tsurutaro!
You express it properly sideways.
It's the easiest to understand.
It's easy to understand, isn't it?
I don't know how Tsurutaro-san feels about this.
You look like a crook.
The first stage that Gari Gari All Stars of the entertainment world will challenge is...
This one!
This one?!
No, it's impossible.
It's too thin.
The first gap that will be level one is...
This one is impossible.
It's between Yamada-san and Washokuten-san.
It's a gap of 24 centimeters.
This is tough.
It's too thin.
This is bad.
It's quite far, isn't it?
It is.
All of a sudden?
By the way, if you put this tissue box in...
Just in time!
It's a tissue box!
The first challenger is Yabetaro, who weighs 41 kilograms.
His face is...
Will he be able to clear the gap of the same size as the tissue box?
Here we go!
It's a little scary, isn't it?
It's scary!
There is no visibility at all!
It's scary!
He made it!
He's climbing up!
He made it!
He cleared it easily!
He made it!
Thank you!
How was it, Yabe-san?
When you're in a hurry,
I think it's good to go through here!
When you're in a hurry!
Next up is
Maki's "throw it away" challenge!
Please!
It's scary, but...
He made it!
His voice is echoing!
They don't touch each other's walls,
and they go through it easily!
Yabe-san, you can do it!
Is it a little thin?
He made it!
I'm happy!
He made it!
He looks happy!
Next up is
Kato's "throw it away" challenge!
Please!
His legs and...
His hair...
Is it a beach? It's dangerous!
It's going to be rough, isn't it?
- Can you do it? - No, I can't.
- It's going in! - It's going in, it's going in!
He has plenty of room in his lower body, but his chest still looks painful.
That's amazing!
However, while rubbing his chest against the wall of Yamada's house, he continues to move forward.
- No, no, this is... - Did you do it? - Did you do it?
- Kato-san cleared it!
- I did it!
Next, Itakura also safely cleared it.
- I did it! - I did it!
- Itakura-san cleared it! - I did it!
It's finally time for Tsurutaro's challenge.
When I look at it like this, it's pretty scary.
He is 63 years old.
Even his earrings are curious about him.
Even though he is scared, he goes into the gap.
This thin part...
I'm going to use my body that I trained in yoga.
Tsurutaro Yomi, easily cleared.
- Well, you're still at the first stage. - Well, you're still at the first stage.
No matter how much I stop here, it feels good.
It's a cave, right?
- A cave... - A cave...
A cave...
- That's right! Use it more! - Use it a little more!
- Use it a little more!
- Where is this? - This is...
A cave!
Coming all the way to a cave and doing this?
- It's like... - A cave...
You need to use a cave.
- Use it a little more! - Second stage is...
- Use it a little more! - The gap you found in the cave.
It's this one!
- That looks scary! - That looks scary!
- It's not that low and it's quite dirty. - It's low and it's quite dirty.
Level 2, both sides are restaurants.
This gap is 17.5cm wide.
Due to the narrowness of the gap,
both shops are not cleaning up.
They are in a bad condition.
This is impossible.
I see. Level 1 was perfect for that.
No, it won't go in at all.
It won't go in?
It won't go in at all.
There is a pipe.
No, it will go in.
So, first of all, the top batter, Yabe's challenge.
No one has ever been in here before.
Yes.
In this state.
I'm going.
Be careful of your feet.
Yes.
You're going that way.
You can do it!
Ah! This is narrow!
Wow!
This is narrow!
Ah!
Wow!
This is impossible.
This is bad.
I've never been in here before, and I think it's narrow.
What?
This is really narrow!
I can't move my head.
Oh, you can do it.
You can do it.
I can't breathe.
I'm having a hard time.
What did you do?
There are a few more pipes.
Are you serious?
The rest is easy.
It went in unexpectedly.
If it goes in, the rest is easy.
It went in, didn't it?
That's right.
At first.
The wall is rough.
Yes.
Oh, it's rough.
Oh, look at this.
It's not rough, it's super dirty!
I don't like it!
I really don't like it!
I don't like it!
The wall is covered with oil and dust.
It's an unexpected struggle.
Oh, I can't breathe.
Oh, I can do it!
Oh, it's hard!
Oh, it's dirty!
It's dirty!
Oh, we got it!
Level 2 somehow clear!
Oh, we got it!
Wait!
No way, no way, no way!
We can't do it!
The last part is just like this!
Oh, we can do it!
No, we can't do it!
Oh, my gosh!
My cheek is about to break off!
Wait!
It's crushed.
It's impossible!
It looks so much like it!
Let's eat.
But it flows and cycles.
Are you okay?
Let's do it together!
You did it!
So, while making their father dirty, Kato left and cleared.
After that, while fighting back and forth, everyone successfully passed.
Everyone succeeded.
That's amazing.
I did it!
I won't let you go.
And the stage is the third stage.
But, this is where it ends.
Why do you say it with that face?
This light!
No, it's impossible.
The biggest point of level 3 is the iron pillar standing in the middle of the gap and this mansion with a width of 15 centimeters.
This is the exit.
Exit?
Is it from over there?
That's right. This time, we set up an L-shaped course.
L-shaped?
What is L-shaped?
That's right. This time, the entrance and exit are not straight lines.
It's an L-shaped gap.
I can't do it at all.
Of course you can't do it like this.
You have to stand up.
I can't do it like this.
I'm a little scared.
I can't do it like this.
Level 3 is even more shocking.
Could it be...
It looks like you can go all the way to the corner here.
At first, it's a dead end.
In fact, it's the narrowest so far.
The exit is narrow.
It's not here.
It's coming.
It's fast.
It's easy up to here.
Can you do it?
I can do it!
It's easy up to here!
It's okay! It's okay!
You can do it! You can do it!
It's easy up to here!
It's the last one!
And finally, the biggest difficulty,
15cm wide gap challenge!
This is impossible!
I can't get out of it!
Can you do it, Umagi?
I can do it! I can do it!
Can you do it, Umagi?
I can't do it!
Can you do it?
She did it! She did it!
She did it!
It's dangerous!
It's impossible!
It's dangerous!
It might be impossible!
It's impossible!
It's dangerous!
Her head got stuck and she couldn't get out of it.
She's definitely doing it!
She's doing her best in the gap!
It's difficult!
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
Can you do it?
It hurts!
My back bone...
Is it a bone problem?
As a result, Umagi's "throw it away" fell to level 3.
It's regrettable! It's regrettable!
It's not good!
It's sad!
Next up is Sari Katou.
It's impossible! It's impossible!
I think it's impossible for that pie-shaped thing to come out of this gap one by one!
Just call me "piot"
I haven't heard of that in a while, "piot"
Then Kato and Sari arrived at the exit of that pie-shaped thing
Wait a second!
We're getting close to the exit
- Yes, you can do it! Yes you can do it! - Keep it up!
Keep it up!
- It's fine! - It's not on your face
- You can do it! - You can do it!
- It's okay! - It's your chest!
- Nice! - Awesome!
I think he can do it!
Kato managed to get through his face.
Next is the problem of the problematic back pressure.
- He's almost out! - Wow!
- You did it! - You did it!
- You did it, Uso! - He did it.
- But his navel got stuck. - One more, one more.
- No... - It's the navel.
- It can't move anymore. - What?!
- What do we do?! - This is impossible.
- This is bad. - It's like a hyokkorehan.
Hyokkorehan...
We have no choice but to live here.
My chest is definitely impossible.
My chest is out and my pelvis.
Pelvis?
Where is it stuck?
My navel hurts.
The staff can't help but come in.
That much.
For the microphone.
But the microphone is out.
Take off your navel earring.
What's going to happen?
I'm a little scared.
Wait a minute.
Pull it.
It hurts.
I'm scared.
I can't go back.
He has a bad feeling about this, so he gives up.
He fights against the staff for 15 minutes.
He manages to escape.
In the meantime, Ace and Yabetaro continue to challenge this difficult challenge.
Yes, I can do it.
I feel like I can do it.
But it's hard.
It's hard.
You can do it.
But I don't want to live here anymore.
Stop it, Morita.
It's dangerous to live in a gap in his life.
But here...
It's up there.
He climbs up the railing and goes through a little wider area.
It's like a brain wave strategy.
It's a little wide up there.
It's wide up there.
It's amazing.
He did it.
Are you okay?
Can you do it?
He did it.
Yabetaro successfully cleared level 3.
I don't know what high-touch is.
He is an ace.
He did it.
He can go up there.
And with Yabetaro's developed technique,
Itakura, who continues, also succeeds in passing through.
It's fun.
You are great.
And the last yoga master...
With his strength that you can't believe he is 63 years old,
he succeeds in climbing up the railing.
It's amazing.
This is it.
It's dangerous.
Be careful.
It's dangerous.
He is doing his best.
He did it.
It's dangerous.
Kataoka and Tsurutaro successfully cleared level 3.
And so, these three people proceeded to the final stage.
They will swim for 10 hours.
Finally, they will stand in front of the gap.
This is it.
What is it?
Where is it?
Once again, they returned to Tokyo.
At level 4, they will continue to swim in the 16cm narrowest gap.
Furthermore, they will go through a hell of a course where the outdoor unit blocks the exit.
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The final stage that these three people will challenge is this gap of only 16cm.
First of all, it's a prank challenge.
It's impossible.
This might be bad.
Is it the entrance?
However, they can't put their heads in the entrance.
This is bad.
Seriously, this is bad.
I didn't think this was a competition.
Not at all.
Without even being able to enter the gap, they give up.
Yabe-san, thank you in advance.
I will study first.
Yabe-chan, do your best.
Next, in second place is Yabe-taro.
Will they be able to reach the narrowest gap?
Yes.
Wow!
It's really narrow.
But...
But it's possible.
It's amazing.
But it's possible.
It's amazing.
It's possible.
It's beautiful.
The wall is beautiful.
It's moving forward.
It's scary.
It's possible.
It's impossible.
And it's the last one.
It's impossible.
If it's like this, it's clear.
It's clear.
But will they be able to complete the mission?
It's impossible.
Impossible!
It's impossible.
My lower body...
It's impossible.
It's really close.
It's hot.
It's impossible.
Just like level 3,
the mission is to reach the top of the space.
How can we do it?
Can we lift it up?
It's impossible.
But even if the movement is limited,
they can't use their strength well.
You can't step on those gaps.
You can't.
It's impossible.
I give up.
Give up!
Ace Yabetaro also gives up here.
So, the last hope is entrusted to yoga.
Entrusted to yoga?
Yoga and yoga.
That's right, but...
It's out. It's out.
He's peeling off his organs.
Wow, it's really out.
He takes a break and aims for a complete recovery.
If it wasn't for this, I'd be able to do eight centimeters.
Eight centimeters?
Look at the ribs.
First of all, in the gap.
The bones are hot.
What are you doing?
You're over 60 years old.
And...
Tsurutaro's body is getting closer and closer.
Here it comes.
It's 100% directed, isn't it?
Tsurutaro's body is...
Can't you do it like this?
Just like Yabe, it's a strategy to get through the top.
Can you get this far?
My body is going up.
I want you to pass me.
And...
With the flexibility and wonderful way of using his body he gained through yoga,
Tsurutaro climbs up.
What's that?
Everyone says it's impossible to clear it.
Can you do it?
Yoga came out of his body.
He did it!
Amazing!
Yoga came out of his body.
Tsurutaro succeeded in getting through and became a world champion.
Thanks to yoga.
Winning yoga.
So...
With yoga, you can achieve anything.
I'm so happy.
Thank you.
How do you like it?
That old man...
He's our biggest talent.
I used to live in Ikkeiya.
A thief broke in.
It was a small place.
Isn't it him?
Back then, yoga wasn't yoga.
Him?
He was our senior.
Naori-san, you're amazing!
First of all, you're amazing.
As a junior in the agency, I wanted you to quit.
It was more interesting than I expected.
That's good.
By the way, do you remember the first time you came to "Downtown Now"?
Actually...
In "Downtown Now", a song by Odaiba...
When Tsurutaro came as a guest...
It was in that shop.
The shop on the right.
By chance...
In "Downtown Now", Tsurutaro came as a guest.
The staff is different, but the content is different.
Not at all.
Next presenter is this person!
Please come in!
Nice to meet you!
I'd like to ask you a question.
Who is the tallest person around you?
Your friends and friends.
For example, Kawakita-san.
I think I'm about 185cm.
Are you a male?
Yes, I'm a male.
What do you do for sports?
I played basketball.
You played basketball.
Yes.
What about you, Jinnai-kun?
Do you play soccer?
Yes.
I'm about 189cm.
Are you a rice ball player?
No, I'm not.
If you're not, you're not a rice ball player.
You're not a rice ball player.
I'm more of a volleyball player.
190cm...
I looked it up and it was 3cm.
3cm?
Yes.
I have a theory about tall people.
There is a theory that people who are taller than 2m have cultural existence.
Cultural existence...
I looked it up and it was 3cm.
Cultural existence is...
You've never done sports like club activities.
You don't move your body.
Yes.
There is no such thing as 2m.
You don't do it.
Yes.
The most important thing is...
Even if you don't want to do it, people will make you do it.
I think there are many such patterns.
But if you're taller than 2m, do you all have to do it?
That's true.
Because there is an image that tall people don't like conflict.
I think there are cultural people who don't like conflict.
Let's verify if there are cultural people who are taller than 2 meters.
Let's go to this logistics company.
Let's talk to the boss who is so tall that his head comes out of the room.
How tall are you?
I'm 2 meters tall.
2 meters?
Yes, 2 meters.
Were you always this tall when you were little?
I was 190 centimeters tall in middle school and graduation.
I was 2 meters tall in high school and graduation.
I thought I would be about 20 centimeters tall.
I was doing volleyball when I was active.
Yes, this is him.
Mr. Minami Katsuyuki, a former Japanese representative who participated in the Barcelona Olympics in 1992.
Of course, he has sports experience.
He was 2 meters tall in physical education.
Next, we asked a 2-meter-tall physicist who works at this pharmacy.
Mr. Minami, how about your sports experience?
I used to play basketball.
I've been playing since I was 12 years old.
Why did you become a pharmacist?
Because I didn't have much talent and I didn't have much motor nerves.
Rather than that, I was better at studying.
I've always liked science, so I decided to study it.
And he also has a unique culture.
Because of his height, he is a member of the basketball club until college.
Next, we asked a 2-meter-tall university student.
Why did you become a pharmacist?
I've been playing basketball since I was in elementary school to college.
Is there a reason why you quit?
Well, I'm tired of it.
I don't think I can be a professional.
So I quit.
Do you have any problems in your life?
I have a lot of problems.
For example, I meet my friends in Shibuya.
It's easy to meet up because you can find me right away.
But I've been used to meeting people several times.
There's a huge person in Shibuya.
I'm a little closer to him, so I'll meet you there.
I've heard that many times.
Maybe I'm narrow-minded, but I don't like it.
Next, this 2.5 meters tall person who works at a construction company.
He was a former volleyball player who also participated in the 2008 Echigiri Olympics.
Why do you think you've grown up so much?
My parents are big.
My father is 80 years old and my mother is about 70 years old.
My sister is 186 years old.
186 years old?!
I've heard that my grandfather was 190 centimeters tall and that he didn't have anything to wear.
As expected, many people over 2 meters have experience in basketball and volleyball.
Meanwhile...
In Tottori, he discovered 2 meters of soccer.
He is from Tottori, Gainare.
2.5 meters tall, J.Leaguer.
Makito Hatanaka.
When did you start playing soccer?
Since the first year of elementary school.
Basketball and volleyball attracted me a lot.
But...
I liked soccer more.
When you were playing soccer, did you feel glad that you were tall?
In set play, corner kick or free kick...
I think it's a chance to get in.
Lin is definitely strong.
And...
Soccer players over 2 meters...
Even at Hosei University...
Since I'm a goalkeeper...
I need to be careful when I take the ball at high places...
Or when I take the ball at far places.
This is the sports ranking that people over 2 meters who found out in this survey are used to doing.
As expected, basketball and ballet were overwhelmingly common.
Therefore, we will also investigate the maximum height of Japanese team players in each sport.
First of all, basketball is...
Okayama Yasutaka, 2 meters and 27 centimeters.
He was also called up for the NBA draft.
While he is still alive, he is said to be the tallest Japanese player.
Oh, is that so?
And for ballet ball...
Otake Hideyuki, 2 meters and 8 centimeters.
Through all competitions, he has been the tallest Japanese player who participated in the Olympics.
I see.
Next, baseball is...
Baba Shouhei, 2 meters and 9 centimeters.
Yes, after that, Giant Baba.
Japanese players who are over 2 meters in professional baseball are still Baba.
And for sumo...
Akashi Shiganosuke, 2 meters and 52 centimeters.
The Japanese Sumo Association recognizes him as the first Yokozuna.
His height, and even his existence itself is a mystery.
Existence!
Legendary history.
Even his existence is a mystery.
Next, we will investigate the maximum height of a sport where tall people don't seem to have much advantage.
Table tennis is...
Yuto Muramatsu, 1 meter 80 centimeters.
Next, gymnastics...
Junki Tsukamoto, 1 meter 78 centimeters.
And for marathons...
Hiroyuki Horibata, 1 meter 89 centimeters.
For figure skating...
Hiroshi Tanaka, 1 meter 80 centimeters.
As expected, no one is taller than 2 meters.
And if we go back to looking for cultural 2 meters...
The person with the shortest sports history in this investigation is...
A swimming instructor at this gym...
Kouji Fukazawa, 2 meters 6 centimeters.
How long did you swim?
Since I was a baby swimmer at 0 years old...
So you're tall.
Is swimming an advantageous sport if you're tall?
It's an advantage.
As soon as you jump in, you can see that you're taller than everyone else.
And your hands and feet are big.
Wow, that's amazing!
If you have big hands and feet, you can splash a lot of water.
So it's an advantage.
Did you do any sports after you quit swimming?
I played basketball.
I went to Akita Prefecture for swimming.
And then I went into the industry.
And I quit midway.
I dropped out of high school.
You quit high school, too?
Yes, I quit high school.
So you didn't go back to high school?
No, I didn't.
I see.
So...
He didn't need 2 meters of culture...
But he did need 2 meters of middle school.
Isn't there anyone like him?
He is the one with the least sporting background.
What we learned from this story is that if you are born in Japan and are taller than 2 meters, you can decide your life to some extent.
You are put in some kind of sports framework and go through various life.
As a result, you are put together in a VTR and Mr. Hamada laughs at you.
Mr. Hamada laughed a lot.
By the way, this is the presenter. Please come in.
I'm Mr. Hamada.
Nice to meet you.
Hey, aren't you everyone's teacher today?
No, I'm not, Mr. Hamada.
Look, isn't the fun thing starting?
The continuation?
It started last time.
Can I say this is fun?
Well, how is it?
It's scary.
There are scary parts, too.
Here it is.
Monster House.
Six men live in a share house and fall in love.
It's a show where five girls and five men fall in love.
One of the participants is Kuro-chan.
It's a love reality show with five girls and five men.
Can you fall in love with Kuro-chan?
It's still in progress.
What should we look at it from?
We saw it the other day.
It's almost horror.
By the way, this is the first time.
I will briefly introduce the flow of the last time.
These six people have already started their lives in the share house.
On the second day, it was a barbecue.
The girls were wearing swimsuits.
Kuro-chan saw it with a terrible eye.
Kuro-chan was in a two-shot.
They confessed their love.
Did they confess their love?
They confessed their love.
What?
They confessed their love.
On that day, they confessed their love.
I can't believe it.
I don't know if you think about it, but I like you.
No, no, no.
I like you the most.
I want to be honest with you.
I like you the most.
Rion and Ran are college students.
They are 20 years old and handsome.
But they have never dated.
Of course, they have kissed.
But they have never done it.
If Kuro-chan wasn't there, they would have done it.
That's right.
If Kuro-chan was there, they would have done it.
A miracle may happen.
That's right.
No, it won't happen.
So far, it has been sent by the sponsor you are watching.
Where is his whereabouts?
But they haven't seen it yet.
I don't think it's been found out yet.
What do you usually eat for breakfast?
Fruits and smoothies.
It's like a chicken cutlet.
I'm thinking about health.
That's a good place.
This is good.
It's a smoothie, but it's good.
Where are you going?
It's like a date.
It's like that.
Have fun.
Thank you.
I'm going.
Take care of me.
I'm going.
What are you doing today?
I invited Tiger to dinner tonight.
Isn't it unfair?
What?
Why didn't you invite me?
Did you want me to invite you?
You're amazing.
Are you Rion?
I'm tired.
You said you were Rion.
Are you a friend of Rion?
A friend?
Yes.
What is that boundary line with a friend?
A boundary line with a friend?
Isn't it whether you kiss or not?
What?
I don't want to date you, but we can kiss and hold hands.
You know?
That way?
Yes.
What is it?
If I don't like you, I can't kiss you?
What is it?
The video is sparkling.
It's fashionable.
It's good up to here.
It's good at all.
It's good. It's nice.
It's good. It's good.
Yes, this is it.
Don't look at people's hands.
You're missing where the ball is going in.
What is that kind of video?
Don't look at people's hands.
Thank you, Tokino Kane.
Tokino Kane.
It's amazing.
Look at her. She's taking off her clothes.
She's taking off her clothes.
She's cute.
This is a different kind of video.
It's a different kind of video.
What is it?
It's fashionable.
These two look good.
It's fashionable.
That's nice, too.
It's nice.
Kuro-chan.
When you see her moving,
her eyes are wide and her voice is high.
She's a super cute character.
I really like her personality,
but she looks like an old man.
Excuse me, I'm a little late.
Good morning.
Oh, you look cute!
Really?
You look a little dark.
You said it clearly.
Because I'm Kuro-chan.
Really? And?
And I changed it to black.
Double Kuro-chan.
You were good at it.
You look really cute.
What's that?
Do you want to go on a date?
Yes, I do.
Let's go, let's go.
This way, this way.
Did you make a reservation?
I did, I did.
Cheers to Rion and Kuro-chan's first date!
Cheers!
I can't show you anymore!
I can't look at you anymore.
I'm happy.
I don't know how to look at you.
It's heavy.
Since we're looking at Rion today,
I'm thinking about whether Rion will be happy or not.
I don't know. It'll be bad if you smell it.
What is it? What is it? What is it?
Open it.
Can I open it?
Yes.
It's so cute! What is it?
It's cute!
I'm happy!
I'm happy about it!
This is a candy bouquet.
Candy bouquet?
Yes.
It says "R".
Does it say "R"?
Of course.
I didn't know you could do this.
I'm so happy!
Me too.
I'm so happy.
I've never received anything like this before.
I'm happy.
It's my first time giving you a candy bouquet.
What is this?
It's cute!
It's here.
It looks good.
It's crazy!
Thank you for the food.
It's good.
Is it good?
Yes.
Isn't it better if Rion makes it?
Yes, I wonder.
It's really good.
When did you make it?
When did you think it was good?
When I first saw it, I thought it was cute.
I'm happy.
I'm going to tell you this, but I'm going to invite you on more dates.
Really?
Yes.
But girls aren't bands either.
You have to make girls happy.
Thank you.
You say things that resonate with me.
I say things that resonate with me.
I will really protect you, Mion.
Thank you.
I will really protect you.
You are really kind.
What are you talking about?
My image has changed completely.
People have been telling you that you are lying since last year.
But I have never lied just for stalking.
That's true.
Even if you are deceived, you don't have much to deceive.
So, I don't want you to be deceived.
Your image has changed.
I'm talking to you.
I'm happy.
I'm sorry. Give me a kiss.
You are really cute in every way.
Your image has changed.
You don't change at all.
I'm happy.
Bye-bye.
You are really cool.
I'm relieved.
Your image has changed.
Kuro-chan.
You are disgusting.
The other day, Kuro-chan told me that you like me.
I told my teacher not to say that.
But you don't like her that much.
Really?
Yes!
I'm happy.
You are manly.
That's right. The meal was delicious.
Was it delicious?
Only this girl is acting like an old woman so far.
How is it?
It's amazing!
It's beautiful, isn't it?
It's beautiful!
It's shiny.
But it's amazing. It's really 360 degrees panorama.
Can I hold your hand?
It's fast! It's fast!
I'm sorry.
But she's doing it.
It's true.
Is it fast?
Of course, she's holding hands.
She's doing it.
This panorama is mine, but this meal is mine, too.
You're amazing, Kurowo-chan.
Can we keep doing this for a while?
I can't do it.
You're getting closer and closer.
I want to convey my feelings.
At this moment, I can only see one thing.
What is it?
It's fast! It's fast!
What did you say?
Do you need rehabilitation?
What are you talking about?
You said you get nervous when you meet people.
What are you talking about?
I think you have to practice looking at each other's eyes.
Practice looking at each other's eyes?
Look at me.
I'm serious.
I'll rehabilitate you.
You're cute!
What are you doing?
What are you doing, Koro-chan?
I'm rehabilitating you.
I don't know.
You're fast.
What are you doing?
I'm surprised.
Rehabilitation is that kind of rehabilitation.
I was wondering what kind of rehabilitation it is.
Were you nervous?
I was nervous.
Do you feel bad?
I was surprised.
Rehabilitation is still necessary.
That's right.
You're sweating strangely.
It was fun.
I've never been to such a fashionable place.
It's fashionable.
I'm a little tired when I eat.
Because I've been drinking.
Are you drunk?
I don't know.
I'm a little drunk.
I'm in a good mood.
But when I'm drinking with someone I like,
When I'm drunk, I want to kiss.
Do you feel sick?
No, not at all.
Really?
It's not like that.
What?
It's not like that.
What is it?
Hamada-san!
Do you want to have a first kiss?
I've been to a convenience store.
You've done it!
Unexpected development.
Are you going to leave me like that?
What is it?
Look at his face!
What is it?
Wait a minute!
What is it?
He's already drunk.
It's Tiger's first kiss!
Maybe.
It wasn't awkward at all.
It wasn't awkward.
A proper kiss is slower, isn't it?
It's slow.
A proper kiss isn't over yet.
The development is fast, isn't it?
It's too fast!
Hamada-san, you're the type of person who attacks more slowly, aren't you?
Of course!
But...
I understand.
There are only two men, aren't there?
So...
You can do it, Kurowo-chan!
There are only two of you!
You're saying gross things in the middle of the show!
It's true!
There are only two of you, so you might want to make one of you do it.
But Kurowo-chan and Leon-chan had a good relationship, didn't they?
If we don't look ahead...
I know!
...we might not even come back to "Monster House"!
It's a bit emotional.
What will happen to these six people's love affairs?
There's still more!
What?!
There is?!
Yes, there is a second half.
What will happen to "Sheer House"?
The magic of "Sheer House" is amazing.
It's only for a second.
That's right.
And you know who it is!
Who do you think it is?
What are you saying?!
Kurowo-chan was the cutest!
Leon-chan was really cute, too!
Why are you filming me all of a sudden?
I'm not filming you!
You're hiding and filming yourself, but you're not filming me!
Oh, you're filming me!
You're filming yourself, aren't you?
I'm not filming you!
As a reference...
What?!
Reference?!
When you think about it...
For example, when your hairstyle changes or something like that...
Next, you look at it and say, "Oh, it's different from yesterday."
You should know about changes.
For example, like this.
What?!
At this time?
Look at this!
What?!
When you wake up in the morning.
Wow!
Isn't this a bit of an exaggeration?
I really have to do something. I have to do something.
Scary! Scary! Scary! Scary! This is crime! Scary! Scary! Scary!
Do you have anyone you like?
Frankly, I don't think I like both of them.
Do you like anyone of them?
Right now, it's Rion.
But I like her more.
I want to change her life.
I can do it.
Mio is a face type.
I don't like you guys.
She looks stupid.
What?
She had a date.
She had a date?
She had a date.
She couldn't have a first date.
But if she has a second date, she can kiss for sure.
Really?
If you have a second date, you will hold hands.
That's how you say it.
Both of you will have a second date?
Both of us will have a second date.
If it goes well and she finds out about it, what will you do?
If she finds out about it and I hold hands with her, I think I can do something about it.
You will hold hands with her?
She looks strong-willed.
She is mean.
But she is actually lying.
She is really mean.
- I'm back. - Welcome back.
- Are you alone? - Yes, everyone is not here.
- Only you are talking, watching TV. - You were playing the guitar.
- Yes, I was practicing. - I'm sorry.
- What happened? - I went on a date with Ayu-chan.
- Did you go to Kawagoe? - Did you go to Kawagoe?
- By the way, did you talk with Kuro-chan? - Yes, we did.
- How was it? - We talked about everything.
- She said "Tell me". - She said "Protect me".
- I thought it was very reassuring.
- It's a little reverberating. - It's a pretty good feeling.
- Is it really okay? - I don't know.
- How do you feel? - It may be my thoughts.
- I'm about to be kissed. - You did it.
- It's really hard to say, but I wonder if I said it.
- Your mouth smelled. - Was it that distance?
- It smelled like a unique egg. - It smelled like a rotten egg.
- You did it. - Ayu-chan, what do you think of Tiger?
- I think Tiger is cool. - I think he's a little worrisome.
- I'd like to talk to him somewhere.
- I'm back. - You're back.
- You're back.
- You went out for dinner with your classmate. - With my classmate.
- You went out for dinner with your classmate. - Yes, I did.
- How was it? - Why do you look like that? - Was it fun? - Yes, it was fun.
- Of course it was fun, but... - Yes, it was. - To be honest... - Yes? - I don't know where you went.
- Where did you go? - Hey, why? - I'm sure you'll say it. - No way. - You won't say it? - Wait a minute. I'm sure you'll say it. It's not that easy.
- It's not easy. - It's easy, it's easy. - Don't say it. - Don't say it. - Don't say it. - I won't say it.
- I kissed her first. - What? - Were you shocked? - You kissed her? - I was shocked. - I kissed her from the other side.
- What? Wait a minute. Isn't it unfair? - It's not unfair. - Yes, it is. - You said you were curious about her, but you don't care about her anymore, do you?
- I still don't know why I feel like that. - Yes, you do. - It's the worst, but I don't know why I feel like that. - Why did you go out with her? - To be honest, I don't think it's good to go out with two people. - Hey, hey, hey!
- If you go out with two people, you'll hurt one of them. - Are you serious? - If you go out with two people, you'll hurt both of them. - You're so stubborn.
- By the way, I went on a date with Rion, but it didn't feel like a date at all. - I didn't feel like it at all. - You didn't feel like it at all, did you? - Yes. - But I went on a date with her, so I think I know her better than most of you do. - You're right about that.
- By the way, I want you to keep this a secret, but I actually kissed Rion. - Why did you do that? - I didn't mean to say it, but I thought I should tell you one more thing. - You're so complicated.
- Our kiss was definitely a secret, right? - You didn't kiss her, did you?
- I'm sure you didn't kiss her. - You're so hard - mouthed.
- On the contrary, I don't trust you. - No, I don't trust you.
- I can't believe it. - I'm sorry for calling you out of the blue.
- I want you to keep this a secret, but I thought I should tell you one more thing.
- I think Taiga kissed Rion. - Really?
- It's "Monster House". - It's "Monster House" indeed.
It's a real horror movie.
- "Monster" is rampaging. - It's rampaging.
- It's amazing. - I'm surprised.
- What will happen? - Will you quit being a talent after this?
- What conclusion will you make? - What conclusion will you make?
Anyway, I think the staff is digging a deep hole now.
- They are digging a hole. - They are digging a hole.
Next time, they will cooperate with their parents and aim for clearing.
Parent and child escape game.
Stop!
Furthermore...
They will live in a prison and an uninhabited island for the rest of their life.
The members of the studio will announce a theory that will make them angry.
And...
- If something happens, I'll protect you. - Ah...
"Monster House" Episode 3.
I'll protect you.
I love you so much.