AISubs v3.5
[Applause]
[Music]
Everyone, thank you for coming!
Today's presenter is this person!
[Music]
OK!
Is it warabi mochi?
No, it's not warabi mochi.
I can't have it that smooth.
I like it with quite a lot of soybean flour.
No, it's not soybean flour.
Thank you.
Yes, please.
Well, this time...
Yes.
In the past two times...
Yes.
I brought a new work of "Aisatsu no Setsu" which Kasuga verified.
Yes.
Thank you for your hard work.
You're welcome.
If you get along with each other, you can do anything in between.
Yes.
And...
Thank you very much.
And...
If you get along with each other, you can do anything in between.
Yes.
I think there is such a theory.
Yes.
I got it once.
Yes.
Thank you.
Do you have this quiz?
Yes, I do.
Do you have it?
Is it recorded today?
Yes, it is.
I see.
Thank you for your hard work.
(Crunch)
You don't notice it.
Head and butt.
It's clean.
You don't hear people's greetings.
I think we can do it again.
So, I brought it.
This is it.
Thank you for your hard work.
If you get along with each other, you can do anything in between.
Yes.
Thank you for your hard work.
Yotosu
I think we can do anything in between.
I think we can do it again.
Thank you for your hard work.
We have our own ideas.
Yes, we do.
If you let Tengu do it, it will be a mess.
Yes, it will.
It will be a mess.
Tengu, thank you for your hard work.
Thank you for your hard work.
Seriously, don't say "yotosu".
Don't say "yo".
Tengu, don't say "yo".
Don't say "yo". Don't say "yo".
Don't say "yo".
After this, we will have a "say no" challenge for Imada and Downtown.
Moreover, we will judge comedians by how they behave in the middle of the show.
We will also live under Kuro's bed.
And...
We will live together?
Unexpected love reality show will start!
I'm sure I'm in love.
Katsumata Katsuhiro.
Who is the man?
TV hero of "Sugyo".
Even if I dance, my smile doesn't change.
Downtown of "Sugyo".
"Two Hour Special".
Thank you for your cooperation.
If "yo" and "su" match, we will verify the theory that anything can go between them.
So...
Thank you for your cooperation.
Of course, I'm Kasuga.
Again this time, Kasuga will be challenged with five words from level 1 to 5.
The first word...
Level 1 is...
"You look sick".
"You look sick"?
Am I level 1?
You're level 1, but you're only level 3.
"Bo" is a monotone sound.
So it's a little high-level.
"Thank you for your cooperation".
It's a flow. "Yo bo".
"Yo bo".
"Bo".
Kasuga will analyze like an expert.
The first target is...
It's the Speed Wagon "Ito" that we called for for a fake show.
So, let's get started.
Good morning.
I'm Kasuga.
Hello, Kasuga-san.
Is it a meeting?
I heard it's a meeting.
I've already been here and there.
Oh, really?
The second target is...
Kasuga will also appear in the fake show that will be recorded later.
If there's anything else...
Got it.
See you.
Not at all.
See you on the recording day.
See you.
Good night.
Completely through
No way
He cleared level 1 easily
There are some techniques but ...
Thank you
Thank you for what you said earlier
What?
Thank you
It was a great success
Do you do it often?
Yes
"Life of" right?
Life of
Did you know about it?
I've seen it
You knew about it and it was a success
It was a big success
I didn't know about it at all
You don't have this either right?
This?
You don't have it either right?
You can have it back
The next level 2 word is
Jones
What?
The name of the popular band "Sachimos" vocal is "Greetings"
You don't care about it?
The short version is okay
Really?
You don't say "thank you" clearly
You can say it in the same tone
Like intonation
Yes
Thank you
Certainly
Thank you
See?
Thank you
You can do it at all
The target is
Oasis Mitsuka
Excuse me
Good morning
Is it okay if I say it today?
Yes
I've just finished
Yes
So I'll say it now
See?
Yes
So see you
Yes
Thank you
Excuse me
Thank you
Say it several times!
Don't push me!
Go, heavy man!
He said "thank you" and finished
I beat him
It's blooming, isn't it?
It's decided to be interesting
If you put out your hand, everything will hit
Next, the word of level 3 is
OK, let's go, I'll sing
OK, let's go
Wow, it's pretty clear
But
The person who said this is Shoji of Shinagawa Shoji
It's OK
It's totally OK
The level is high in terms of words
But the opponent is still easy
The higher the level, the more minus you get
Yes, Shoji has been beaten twice in the past two tests
Thank you
The person who said "thank you" smilingly
is Zaldan of this test series "cut it out"
So, this time
Thank you
Is this a different type?
No, it's the same
Oh, is it?
Yes, we had a competition
Yes.
Tooth!
What are you doing?
He finished his greeting and chatted casually.
In the studio.
Yes, in the studio again.
Yes.
Thank you in advance.
Tooth!
Thank you in advance.
Tooth!
I didn't ask you.
Tooth!
Thank you in advance.
You have a big mouth.
Thank you in advance.
You have a big mouth.
You're a joker.
He finished his greeting and chatted casually again.
Tooth! Tooth!
He finished his greeting and chatted casually again.
I'll sing a song for you.
You admitted it, didn't you?
- Please. - Yes, you admitted it.
Are you surprised?
TV, radio, running, piano...
- Leave it to me. - And bar...
- Thank you for coming every day. - What?
Thank you for coming.
- Thank you. - Deuce.
- Deuce! - What?
Once again, it was a great success.
Thank you.
What do you mean?
You know what I mean, Deuce.
I came and...
I came to say hello and...
You laughed!
Next is level 4.
The word is...
"YOKOHAMA SEA PARADISE".
- Paradise. - Paradise.
"Pa" is no good.
"Ba" and "pa" are no good.
I hope it won't happen again.
But the target is...
Oh, I see.
The guest in this studio is...
Koji Imada.
I see. It's you, Mr. Imada.
What do you think?
- I heard a lot about you. - I don't know.
I might be noticed.
My opponent's level suddenly increased.
Soon, Kasuga and Imada will film "TAIKUKAI-TV".
They will set up "SEA PARADISE" with their dressing room greetings.
What will happen?
First, I will play "Tai"
Excuse me.
Good morning.
Good morning. My name is Yomashi Ibaraki.
Excuse me.
Good morning.
Good morning. My name is Yomashi Ibaraki.
"SEA PARADISE"! That's what you're saying!
"LEVEL 4". "LINE & ZOOM".
That's pretty good!
"TELL ME THE TRUTH". "META-BANASHI"
Excuse me.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Thank you for your time.
Thank you.
- You're welcome. - It was a great success.
- Thank you. - Yes.
I'll eat the inside of it.
- I'll eat the inside of it. - I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Before you eat it, I'll eat it.
I'm sorry. I'll eat it.
Here is what this project is about.
Yuta?
- He's saying it. - Are you kidding me?
- He's saying it. - I'm not saying it.
He's saying it. Good morning.
- Good morning. - What?
He's saying it.
- I didn't know that. - Good for you.
I was really nervous.
- That's a good thing. - I was really nervous.
- Yes. - You won't find out.
So, the last level 5 word is...
It's definitely "g-paradise".
You raise your thumb in the morning light.
You know it.
It's "downtown".
That's good.
I have to get the top.
The day has finally come.
So, the next day...
At the school greeting on Wednesday's "downtown" recording...
First, Matsumoto will challenge.
[Matsumoto VS Kasuga]
He's getting beat up.
Good job.
I see.
The flow is good.
Good job.
Ah, but with this flow...
And so, the members continue to greet each other in the dressing room.
Huh? Huh? Huh?
Shall we say it?
Finally, Kasuga will challenge.
It's a warrior-knight system.
The ability I've been asking for so far...
Alright, let's do it.
Matsumoto Hisohi-sama.
Finally...
Okay, let's do it.
One, two...
Excuse me.
Good morning.
Thank you for coming.
Good morning.
Thank you for coming.
In Matsumoto's love with Kasuga...
The words stop in a ridiculous place.
An accident occurs.
Hey, I don't know about that!
I don't know about that!
It came out in the middle of it!
This is a plan destroyer.
Good morning.
Thank you for coming.
Good morning.
Thank you for coming.
At this rate...
The other day, they'll feel like they've done it anywhere together on a road trip.
Good morning.
Thank you for coming.
They managed to get it back and cleared it well.
Oh, it was like this.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
That was close!
It was a little rattling.
That was close!
The ice cream leaked.
I quickly pulled Shiba-chan up.
"Ujiman, hurry, hurry!" I said.
Wow, I don't know. It's probably like this, right?
"Wow!" I pulled her up and Shiba-chan came out again.
After clearing Matsumoto easily,
Hamada decided to challenge with a sudden addition of level 6.
The word is...
Yoronto is the southernmost island of Kagoshima.
It's been a long time.
It's been a long time, hasn't it?
You're talking, aren't you?
"Where's Yoronto?" I said.
You're starting to talk.
Will he clear level 6 and become a complete newbie?
It's impossible.
Let's go.
Excuse me.
Thank you very much.
Thank you for your hard work.
What are you saying?
No, no, no. I got it.
I got it.
This is terrible.
Yeah.
Shaku, you're weird.
I got both of them.
Mr. Downtown.
Shaku, you're weird.
Yeah.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
This might change my strength chart for comedy.
And with that,
Mr. Downtown
lost to Shouji Mami.
I didn't know that.
This is not good for level 6.
The distance between us and Mr. Downtown was close.
Yeah.
I felt like he greeted me already.
I said "Yes, yes."
He didn't say much.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Until the end.
We were doing a joint performance.
A joint performance!
We came up to him and said "Hello!"
He didn't say anything.
He was a man.
Was he selling shabu or something?
What?
Why was he selling shabu on TV?
He was selling shabu set.
Oh, there was something like that.
Oh, it was a shabu set.
A shabu set.
He said "Hello!"
You came in the middle of it!
Mr. Matsunosu came in the middle of it too.
I'm sorry for being a little stupid.
No, no, no.
I still came in later than you.
We were having a meeting on Fuji TV.
The director of Fuji TV said "Thank you for your hard work" after the meeting.
It was about to start.
Yes, yes.
When we were about to leave, he said "Thank you for your hard work" by mistake.
Wait up!
Yeah.
I see.
You ordered this on Wednesday, didn't you?
It's completely different.
Isn't it?
It's really embarrassing.
But it's the opposite.
So we were having a meeting and I felt a little uncomfortable.
And you know, when I'm eating something, I can't help but have a sense of taste and sense of smell.
But you don't do anything!
You don't notice it at any distance.
I thought you were a monkey.
Shall we watch it again?
One more time?
No, no.
Level 6 is weird.
Why is it weird?
It's a level where you feel uncomfortable.
Thank you for your hard work.
He's pretty good!
If you only look at this part, you'll think he's stupid!
He's stupid.
He's really stupid!
He's terrible.
And we haven't finished this verification yet.
Oh, really?
That's right.
In the past two times, we've stopped KASUGA's complete domination of Fujiwara's FUJIMOTSU.
That's right.
FUJIMOTSU noticed it.
This time, FUJIMOTSU set up the most difficult YORONTO, which is level 6.
Let's see how it went.
So, it's the third day of KASUGA's domination.
If it ends like this, it will end.
After all, we got DOWNTOWN.
But the fans of this series won't accept it.
Let's defeat FUJIMOTSU and end it.
This is...
That's right.
In the past two verifications...
Goodbye.
Thank you for your hard work.
What?
Thank you for your hard work.
What are you talking about?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Why?
It's clear now.
Why?
Wonderful.
What are you talking about?
He has been preventing perfect victory.
Stopper Fujimoto.
I see.
Of course, the tricky word is...
The hardest island in Kagoshima is Yoron Island.
What is this?
I want you to say it.
Will he be honest for the third time?
I'm a little nervous.
Will he...
"The tricky word is...
The hardest island in Kagoshima is Yoron Island.
Excuse me.
Fujiwara will notice it for sure.
Good morning.
I heard we're going to make a video together.
Really?
Yes, we are.
Thank you very much.
Together?
I heard we're going to make a video together.
With Fujiwara?
It's a strange story.
I heard we're going to make a video with Fujiwara.
I'm looking for it.
Oh, you are?
When Fujiwara and Fujiwara had a little chat...
Oh, really?
Yes, after this.
I'll say goodbye to you.
See you.
I'll say goodbye to you.
See you.
Stopper Fujiwara.
He failed to save.
How is it?
You didn't save it, did you?
You said it, didn't you?
I said it, didn't I?
You said it, didn't you?
See?
At last...
Don't say it.
I defeated the monster you noticed.
You notice it.
So, Stopper...
Thank you.
You must be frustrated.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
At last...
Thank you.
At last...
It's fast.
You notice it.
I know it.
What?
Thank you.
That one?
Yes, that one.
At last...
Stopper...
I defeated it.
What?
No, no, no...
You said it normally.
You said goodbye.
I always say goodbye.
Not there.
No, no, no...
What?
The last theory is...
You said it.
I didn't say it!
I absolutely didn't say it!
I won't say it right now, but...
Can you give me some revenge?
Wow!
Fujimoto didn't like it, either.
I'm sorry.
Everyone said it.
Maybe seniors didn't listen to us.
Maybe they didn't listen to us.
But...
We don't do it in front of the mirror, do we?
Seniors of Yoshimoto.
We don't look back or look at ourselves in the mirror.
I thought about it when I was in downtown.
Do you look at yourself in the mirror?
Sometimes you don't.
Do you look at yourself in the mirror?
Don't you look at yourself in the mirror?
I do.
Mr. Hamada did it while he was in the makeup room.
He looked at himself in the mirror.
Even when he was doing something, he looked at himself in the mirror.
Mr. Nikaku didn't answer me, either.
No, no.
I only like him.
I'm forgiven.
I only like him.
Until then...
Even if you say "Good morning!"
The next presenter is this person!
Please come in!
Toyama-san and Toyama-san!
Good morning!
Now, everyone...
It's sudden, but I'm sure you've been on a live broadcast.
Everyone has.
It's really sudden.
Have you ever failed within two months?
Is it okay for me to fail?
What do you mean?
For you two...
On your first program in Kanmuri...
Imada Koji's Shibuya-style Uraringo
There was a 30-minute live broadcast.
Yes, yes.
At the time, we were allowed to do "God's Way of Feeling"...
But it's a different show, right?
But somehow...
I was put on "God's Way of Feeling"...
And all over my body...
I was given low frequency energy.
To you, Downter-san.
It's a live broadcast.
And I was told not to say what I was given.
There are co-stars, too.
No one knows!
Now, it's started!
I'll do it again tonight!
That's what I usually say.
I raise my voice...
And say "game corner"...
"Now, "God's Way of Feeling"...
Cut!
Here is the actual video at the time.
"Gag Auction"!
Why does it hurt?
Did you wake up in the morning?
You look like you're laughing the most when we're talking about "Gag Auction".
You look like a super-s.
Everyone, there were various failures, but I think that it is only in a live studio where editing does not work that the real strength of the talent is passed on, and this is the theory I brought with me this time.
"How to judge an amateur entertainer by how he handles himself" theory!
I see.
This is really a middle-ranked entertainer and young entertainer's must-see theory.
I'm sorry to say it's a little dangerous, but when a different general public is reflected in the broadcast, at some point, people with skills will do it well or not to be reflected in the camera.
It is illegal to force such a thing and push it.
If you do it now, it's an important problem.
If I get in the way and he cuts it off, I'll cut it off again.
I saw it!
You're kidding me!
It hasn't been this bad now.
I'm still doing it now.
When I was drunk and an old man came to me, he cut off my knee.
I felt it, so I flew away.
I was really fast.
"Why did you notice it?" I'm sure you'll say that.
If you really cut off my knee like this...
Stop it!
"Why did you notice it?" Can you say that?
Why are you trying to cut it off?
You can record, shoot, stop the camera, and shoot again, but if you get a broadcast from the other side, you can't shoot it again.
We created a situation where you can't run away from a one-shot match that is being broadcast live.
Now, we've verified it, so please take a look at this VTR.
By judging "dangerous amateurs" that appeared at the broadcast site, we verified the entertainers' ability to understand.
This time, we'll call on entertainers as a broadcast plan for a live broadcast program on the Internet.
We'll visit various types of "dangerous amateurs" and see their resilience on the spot.
So, first of all, level one is...
"dangerous amateurs" that appear in silence in front of the camera.
Their target is...
Is this level one?
Oh, it's Komiha.
"Oh, it's Komiha." "Sanshiro Komiha."
"Is this level one?" "Komiha."
This time, it's a special "anaba date spot" near the city center.
So, we're going to do a fake broadcast from fishing, but...
This is the only place in Chiba Prefecture where you can do "bus fishing".
Can I ask you a few questions?
She's serious!
Komiha has no idea that this is a fake broadcast.
So...
Let's call her out!
Komiha-san!
Hello, I'm Komiha of Genmaru Sanshiro.
Today, we're visiting Tsuri Paradise in Chiba Prefecture.
It's a very open place and wide.
Look at how wide it is!
It has a great atmosphere, doesn't it?
After a brief explanation of fishing,
we'll finally introduce our guests.
There are five kinds of fish you can catch here.
In addition to four kinds of fish, such as tigerfish, carp, herring, and amberjack,
you can only catch five kinds of fish in Chiba Prefecture.
In addition...
Oh, excuse me.
In addition, it is said to be 900 square meters wide.
It's about the area of a public park's lawn.
Are you fishing?
Komiha-san, are you okay?
Yes, I'm fine.
Komiha-san, this way, please.
Thank you very much.
What's going on?
Even though she's quite scared,
she uses her back to push the suspect out of the frame.
It's hard to get in.
However...
Excuse me, where should I wake you up from?
Where should I wake you up from?
Chiba Prefecture.
Do you come here often?
Yes, I do.
With one hand?
Yes, I do.
You're so scary.
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
This way, please.
Komiha-san and her persistent suspect continue their attack.
Once the show is over, the staff enters and finally sees the man.
He's usually like this.
He's really scary.
He's scary.
And then, the second show begins.
He's definitely scary.
Some people come here alone.
But again...
Excuse me, where should I wake you up from?
It's nearby.
Do you come here often?
Yes, we do.
What's going on?
Staff?
He's mad. He's mad.
He's really mad.
Komiya-san, are you okay?
Yes, yes.
Komiya-san, who can't hide his anger at the staff who are under strict management.
That's right, it's a mess.
He's famous for being in a state of dissatisfaction during a live broadcast.
So, here comes a familiar staff and tells a joke.
(Laughter)
It's a joke.
It was really scary.
It's crazy.
It's scary.
It's wide open.
Do you know what joke it is?
During the recording...
During the live broadcast recording...
I wonder if I can handle it even if a dangerous person comes in.
Wow, that's amazing.
Great. Almost correct.
You've gotten used to it, haven't you, Suizamu?
Yes, I've gotten used to it.
You've gotten used to it, haven't you, Suizamu?
Yes, I've gotten used to it.
So, the next level 2 is...
(Laughter)
Even during a live broadcast...
A dangerous person comes in and talks to you.
That target is...
(Laughter)
A wild bug, Cookie.
(Laughter)
A tricky target for a tricky verification.
A tricky entertainer.
What kind of response will he show us?
Let's start the broadcast.
Well, my assistant is a psycho-gun, Joe Gillian, also known in "Space Cobra" and "Wild Bomb Cookie".
Nice to meet you.
You're beautiful.
Don't say that.
Hello.
You're good at speaking in a live broadcast.
I've said a lot of weird things.
"Tora-wood". Do you know "tora-wood"?
Yes.
"Na".
"Na-te"!
"Tora-wood", "koi", "herabuna", "tanago"
You can catch four kinds of fish with "tora-wood", right?
Yes.
Where did you come from?
You're the only person in Chiba Prefecture who can fish bass.
Where did you come from?
Hello.
Thank you.
You're the only person in Chiba Prefecture...
Hello.
Where did you come from?
Oh, you're from Nekosharashi, right?
I've never seen you in Nekosharashi.
Oh, really?
Well, dad...
Oh, there are a lot of people over there.
Let's go, go, go, go, go!
You're the only person in Chiba Prefecture who can fish bass...
You're the only person in Chiba Prefecture who can fish bass, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
As expected of Cookie, he looked a little nervous.
How are you doing?
It's okay even if you don't have any experience in fishing.
Oh, is that so?
Can I ask you a question?
Are you an employee?
No, I'm not.
You're not, are you?
Then look over there.
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
Oh, you're involved.
It's been a while since I've been fishing for rent.
While laughing...
Oh, that's true.
He's good at telling lies and progressing the broadcast.
Oh, that's nice.
But even after that, he gets in the way and comes in.
It's pretty bad without fishing.
It's bad, isn't it?
Yeah.
Let's do our best.
Don't touch me.
Huh? Where did you come from, dad?
You're involved.
On the contrary, you took me with you.
Oh, you're a local person?
Oh, I see.
In the end, it began to be used as one of the location items.
Oh!
The wild boars are fighting back.
Mom, I'll do it again. This gold suits you.
Mom, gold is a nice person.
Thank you.
He is a nice person.
So, here is a story.
Oh, that's erotic.
Actually, this is not an interruption plan for a network program.
Wednesday?
It's Wednesday, isn't it?
Oh, does it mean that strange people are coming?
Yes.
Was it hard to do?
No, it's hard.
It's not easy to do.
It's easy.
Well, the staff suppresses it.
But it's really useless.
Yes, yes, that's why you're doing a network program.
Useless staff.
No, no, it's a shame to do a network program, but it's a lie.
So, if you actually do it,
Those who talk to you can communicate a little,
Silent people are more likely to be scared.
That's right.
So, we changed our minds and added a silent pattern.
I don't know what to do.
The next target is...
Mr. Pan, Ogata.
Today, Mr. Ogata of Mr. Pan will go to the site for the second time in a row.
Mr. Ogata!
Thank you!
Hello! I'm Mr. Ogata of Mr. Pan!
Nice to meet you!
Today, I'm in Musashinoen in Suginami Ward.
There is a restaurant here.
When you get hungry after fishing, you can eat here.
And...
This is a restaurant for lonely gourmets.
This is a baseball bowl.
By the way, what kind of fish do you catch?
We catch many kinds of fish here.
Like carp.
Mr. Ogata, are you okay?
Yes, I'm okay.
You are amazing!
Excuse me for a second.
Now...
Everyone is getting excited!
As I thought, fish...
Mr. Ogata, you are so impatient.
Mr. Ogata...
What's wrong? Are you okay?
Yes, I'm a little...
Excuse me!
First of all, Mr. Ogata led the camera well and succeeded in chasing away the bad guys out of the screen.
However...
There are so many fish here that you can catch a lot of fish!
Even if you don't have fishing experience, you can still catch fish, right?
Yes, you can!
Even for beginners...
Someone may be chasing you!
No!
Can you stop me for a second?
I can hear you.
Don't do that.
You guys are getting excited.
Getting excited?
Well, for now...
I will interview you later.
There are many people here.
You guys are getting excited.
Don't do that.
So...
Don't do that.
Please go.
I will return you.
That's all.
In a state of panic, he got dizzy and couldn't continue the show.
So he went back to the studio.
I'm scared.
At that timing, the staff came in and the suspect withdrew.
You just saw it, didn't you?
It was a live broadcast, wasn't it?
I'm really scared.
I'm scared.
Then, he came back to his senses and the show resumed.
How long have you been dating?
About seven months.
But of course...
Love, love.
At this distance, right?
At this distance.
Right?
I'll give you a hand.
Right?
You're deceiving me.
That's amazing.
His face is too anxious.
That's amazing.
Really.
Is it that bad?
Let's go over there, too.
Of course you can't do it with your hands.
Even after that, no matter how hard you try to shake it off, it will follow you wherever you go.
It's fun. Let's fall in love here again and get married someday.
Can you hear me?
Are you licking the pin microphone?
I'll get angry.
So, let's tell a joke here.
I'm scared of him.
He's good.
Is the show over?
Yes, it's over.
Actually, it wasn't on air.
It wasn't on air?
Yes.
You're sweating too much.
It was on Wednesday's "Downtown".
What? What do you mean?
Wednesday's "Downtown"?
Yes.
So, he made it up?
Yes.
What kind of project is this?
It was really scary.
I've said the same thing twice.
It was really scary.
And when I came home, I saw people with red hair.
It's amazing.
Do you have to learn that kind of thing?
Wednesday's "Downtown".
And one more person tested in the same situation.
It's a little unusual for fishing, but it's a drama that makes you full with a delicious restaurant after moving your body in fishing.
Yes.
It is also a factor that we want to pay attention to popularity that it was introduced as a lonely gourmet.
Oh, I see.
It's okay.
What kind of fish can you catch?
Koi! Koi and tuna!
Thank you very much!
You're welcome.
There is a person with a strong heart!
I'm scared.
I'm scared at first.
Are you okay?
I'm okay!
The broadcast is full of response from people who are dangerous, and it's a familiar situation so far, but...
I went for a moment.
After that, the broadcast ended without finding out such a big work just because it was shaking all the time.
I see.
It's a verification of this, but...
The last strongest level is...
Add an element of +α to him who moves silently.
What?
+α?
The target is...
Heisei Nobushikobushi Yoshimura.
This is also where the broadcast started.
Moreover, that popular drama "Kodoku no Gurume" made more people interested in it.
Oh! No, no, no, wonderful!
Look at this!
Now!
What a wonderful catch!
What's wrong?
No, no, no, wonderful!
Look at this!
I was surprised over there, but I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Mr. Yoshimura, are you all right?
I'm all right!
Yes!
After all it is fishing.
Everyone is also excited.
No, it's not TV, it's live broadcast, I'm sending you.
Now, that's it.
Yes!
No, let me talk to that couple over there.
And another additional element is...
Yes!
Wow!
Yes!
Wow!
No, it's wonderful!
Hey, how about it?
This is amazing!
It's wonderful!
Hey, how about it?
Are you enjoying it?
Yes!
You're having a lot of fun!
Mr. Yoshimura, let's sit over there.
First of all, this kimono...
Oh, it's amazing!
Now!
Hey, over here!
Now, that's it! How is it?
How is it?
Hey, as a couple...
What did you do?
I'm sorry, but...
How is it?
Well, that's it!
How is it?
Since it's a commercial, we'll solve it here!
Yes!
You're good, Yoshimura!
While making laughter, they naturally cut off the broadcast.
A wonderful turn of events.
It's amazing!
And here, the staff moves the suspicious person away from the scene.
Once they've calmed down, they start the broadcast again.
- How often do you come here? - It's my first time.
Your first time?! How does it feel to be here for the first time?!
I'm sorry!
No, no, no.
Look!
A wonderful moon is coming out!
It's a beautiful moon!
This fishing is also a little attractive!
Camera-san!
Yoshimura-san, are you okay?
I'm okay! It's already summer!
Look!
A wonderful moon is coming out!
He makes the camera take a different place and in the meantime controls the suspicious person.
A wonderful sun.
Camera-san!
Yoshimura-san, are you okay?
I'm okay! It's already summer!
It's already summer!
My father!
My father, it's already summer!
Look!
A beautiful moon!
Camera-san, with that said...
Wait a minute!
Yes!
Wait a minute!
Now, with that said...
Yes!
With that said...
Is it about to end?!
No!
It's already a lot of excitement!
With that said...
Yes!
There is no excuse for how he handled dangerous people.
Yes!
That's great!
Yes!
Yoshimura-san has always smiled in front of the camera, no matter what kind of pinch was in front of him.
That's great!
And he also manipulated the technical staff!
I think Yoshimura-san will have more work at once!
I think that's it!
I want to overdo it!
You did it perfectly!
You don't have the courage to hug him, do you?
No, I don't.
It's like, "Please enjoy this trouble, too."
It feels like I haven't forgotten to laugh.
Ogata, you were terrible.
Compared to Yoshimura, Ogata is Yoshimoto's shame.
But Hamada-san was laughing like crazy.
Was it okay?
It was amazing how Hamada-san enjoyed it.
This is what I like about him.
Even if you make a mistake, you'll make him do it.
He'll be arrested and beaten up right away.
Our next presenter is this person.
He's from Tamura Prefecture.
Thank you for having me.
Thank you very much.
This is a special episode.
I'm going to tell you a story about Kuro-chan, who you all love.
That's amazing.
The audience has been waiting for this.
I knew it.
Do you like her?
Doesn't she look like Kuro-chan?
Is this always on the news?
Do you like her?
I like her.
She looks like Kuro-chan.
Once, Kuro-chan got drunk and went under her bed.
And she fell asleep overnight.
She was moving a lot.
She was moving a lot, but she fell asleep.
Based on that theory, I brought you this theory.
Under Kuro-chan's bed, barely anyone can live.
- What is this? - Everyone, don't...
- You may have never seen Kuro-chan in person, but in reality she's pretty big. - Big, yes.
- She's big, right? - Yes.
- The fact that she slept all night long means... - Yes.
- ...that if she were smaller than Kuro-chan, she could spend her nights pretty comfortably...
- ...under that bed. - What? - Huh? - I don't know what you're saying.
- Does that mean we'll live in Kuro-chan's house? - That's right.
- While Kuro-chan isn't here, under Kuro-chan's bed...
- ...people will dive in and try to live their lives until they find Kuro-chan. - For days!
- For days! Until they find her! - Until they find her, right? - Until they find her!
- But if Kuro-chan gets drunk, there's a possibility that she'll come back in again. - That's true!
- There's a possibility of that happening. - What about food and such?
- Food and such... basically, you're not allowed to go out. - I see.
- So, while Kuro-chan isn't here, Kuro-chan's house's food... is it okay for you to eat it?
- You threw it out of your own accord! - You threw it out of your own accord! - No, no, no... - Is it okay for you to eat it?
- When you realize it... - I'm scared! - ...it's going to be really funny!
- So, we did an experiment in Kuro-chan's house and came back! - I see! - Yes! - Please watch it!
- Under Kuro-chan's bed...
- ...people will try to live their lives until they find Kuro-chan.
- This bed, which you'll be familiar with even if you've drowned yourself in it before.
- Even Kuro-chan can enter it, which means...
- ...if you're petite, you might be able to live in it.
- So, let's start the experiment!
- We came to Kuro-chan's house while she was out.
- She's 148cm tall and weighs 50kg.
- She's a first-year entertainer and a very petite entertainer, Dekonbokon Yoshida.
- I really hate this picture! - Let's check under the bed.
- This is a bit too much! - Wasn't it that dirty?
- Dekonbokon-kun... - It's really dirty. - Wow, I hate it here!
- The "kon" and "bukton" are brilliant. - It's a typical human flaw.
- It's amazing! - Can you do it?
- I can do it! - The space is...
- ...small Yoshida can barely fit under the bed. - I can fit under the bed!
- This is dirty. - Dekonbokon-kun, you're too much!
- After checking Kuro-chan's living space...
- ...she escapes for now.
- Of course, she's not allowed to leave the house this time.
- She has to live with only what Kuro-chan has at home.
- So, she cleans up her bed... - I see, I see.
- ...and puts on a blanket.
- Kuro-chan is always ready for Kuro-chan's return.
- And she waits under the bed for 6 hours.
- Wow, I really hate this picture!
- Kuro-chan calls Kuro-chan on the phone.
- Discussion, discussion!
- I told you! I told you!
- I didn't say anything!
What kind of conversation is this?!
- This is a huge beginning! - What are you talking about?!
Not knowing that someone is nearby,
Kuro-chan, who is making a ridiculous phone call,
then...
It's Kijin! Kijin!
Let's eat!
Today we won't eat out, we'll eat what our fans gave us!
No, you're lying! This is also a lie!
But in reality...
Right? You're lying, right?
Yeah.
Just by taking a picture, she didn't touch her clothes and immediately went out.
You're always lying!
And four hours later, one and a half in the middle of the night...
Scary, scary, scary!
Kuro-chan, who has probably eaten out, returns home.
- Dekon-boko. - This is scary!
- Can you do Dekon-boko? - I can do Dekon-boko.
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
You're good!
Kuro-chan, who is about to eat out,
then...
Ah, it's hot! Ah, it's hot!
What is that?
- The clothes are there? - Before you take it off...
She took out the clothes that were scattered on the floor and the cable.
It's not something you do before you take it off!
She killed her breath and hid herself under the bed of ten people.
If she's taken out like that, the verification is over.
But if you take a quick look under there...
You can't find any messages or anything like that.
What is she doing? Charging?
Safe.
And then...
She took her manga with her and headed...
Bathroom? Bathroom?
Bathroom, right?
She went to the bathroom.
Bathroom.
After finishing her bath in New York, Kuro-chan returned to her room and...
Oh no, really...
Scary, scary!
She went back to cable work.
You have to check underneath.
Why do you have to check?
What are you doing?
How much electricity do you have?
The documents are basically under the bed.
Scary, scary!
You should notice it if you peek a little, but...
It's rare for people to look under the bed.
It's like a weird colored tank top.
What level is it?
Second level.
Two people enjoying TV together under and above the bed.
What are you looking at?
And then, she threw herself...
and pulled out her wrist for 30 minutes.
No way!
And then, she fell asleep.
No way!
And then, after Kuro-chan went to bed...
The ten people under the bed who had been awake for a while...
Dekon, Bokon, Yoshida...
They all went to sleep here.
This guy is pretty good, too.
Second day of living under the bed.
That's true.
What's up with him?
Good morning, strawberry!
What are you saying?
The ten people under the bed also woke up according to Kuro-chan.
And then...
Work syndrome!
Everyone, please do your best at work!
So, Kuro-chan went out.
There is also a lie tweet yesterday.
From now on, we will also monitor Kuro-chan's actions outside.
On the other hand, ten people under the bed
went outside for the first time in 16 and a half hours.
Wow, that's amazing!
That's a lot of work!
While the monsters were away, they took a short break.
They went to the bathroom for the first time in 16 and a half hours.
Then, they vacuumed in the fridge in the morning.
However...
What?!
It's August 15th, 2015!
What?!
That means everything around here is dangerous!
That's right.
The food Kuro-chan has at home...
Basically, they are all large-scale low-carb foods.
Since there is no other way...
She decided to eat the most safe...
Ohagi and tomato juice that she didn't get from her fans yesterday.
Ah, even so...
On the other hand, Kuro-chan went to Kanagawa for a pachinko show.
And...
The man in the bed also found out about that situation on Twitter.
Since he found out that he won't be back for a while...
In his senior entertainer's room...
He stretched his wings.
And at 5.30 pm...
Kuro-chan finally finished her work.
At that time, 10 people under the bed contacted a certain entertainer.
That entertainer is...
Kuro-chan's only good friend and junior entertainer, WanWanNyanNyan Kikuchi.
Good work.
Right now, we're planning to live under Kuro- chan's bed and can't go out.
There's something I want you to bring home.
Can I ask you to bring it to Kuro-chan-san?
I see.
Apparently, Kikuchi needs supplies for her daily life.
She wants Kuro-chan to secretly have them.
- With that request... - I'll bring it home and wear it.
- With that, Kikuchi tells her what she wants and the plan begins. - Hey!
Then...
Immediately, Kikuchi approaches Kuro-chan who is on the move.
Mr. Yomiyuri Land, who helped us recently, gave Kuro- chan an alien source.
Can you give it to her after this?
- 100,000 yen? - Kikuchi's plan is to predict the alien source and give Kuro-chan rescue supplies, but...
- We don't have time for that! - Huh?
- Seriously, we don't need it! - Wow!
- Just pretend like you gave it to me! - Wow!
This guy is totally black!
And Kikuchi's ridiculous response...
But somehow he convinced him...
And successfully contacted him!
Shut up! You're such a pain in the ass! What's with you?!
I got this from Yomiuri Land!
I'll take it and give it to you!
That's cruel of you to say! Please give me more! Yomiuri Land's feelings, you know!
Because it's an alien!
Somehow, he managed to hand over the rescue supplies that seemed to be aliens.
This guy...
Huh? Are you tired?
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Can I do this?
What is it?
Kassen...
You guys suck!
And the time was 9 PM.
Under the bed, the ten of them received a message from an intercom from Kikuchi and headed home.
Then...
Dinner! Japanese-style hamburger steak with summer vegetables!
I'm happy to eat a hamburger and lots of vegetables!
You're lying.
I'm so happy even without rice!
You're definitely lying.
But this is...
This is a photo that was posted about a month ago.
What they were actually eating was...
As you can see...
You're eating a lot!
It's not the level of "I won't eat it" when you eat rice.
It's "I'll bring you a whole one separately."
It's a super evil lie tweet.
Wow!
Kikuchi's photo offer!
Will Kuro-chan notice the ten of them under the bed after this?
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
And...
With that flow, they suddenly started a love reality show project.
From now on, we will provide you with the sponsors you are watching.
On the second night of verification, Kuro-chan, who had dinner with her juniors, finally returns home.
Oh, it's cool.
Huh? Should I turn on the air conditioner?
Oh, you noticed.
Ouch!
Kuro-chan, who is surprisingly sensitive to room temperature, throws away the air conditioner she received and immediately takes a bath.
Oh, it's nice. You're naked.
There...
Are you chasing me?
Isn't it dangerous?
While Kuro-chan is in the bath, she manages to get some supplies.
However...
Kuro-chan's bath is only for a moment.
I know, right?
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
The ball is moving!
Success!
Wow!
That's scary!
Huh? Did it fall and get in your hands?
It got in my hands!
Will it be okay?
Again with this?
What is this?
Again with this?
Huh?
What?
Huh? What?
What did you smell?
It smelled like something.
It's already day two.
The action is getting bolder and bolder.
Ten people under the bed.
However...
At 2 a.m., when Kuro-chan fell asleep...
Huh? Is it coming out?
What's wrong?
I want to go to the bathroom.
An emergency occurs here.
Was there an accident in the middle of the day?
What a sudden abdominal pain!
He can't change his back.
Knowing the danger, he heads for the bathroom.
Amazing!
And...
They arrived at the bathroom safely and avoided the worst situation.
But they couldn't flush the water because of the loud noise.
And the next morning...
This is the worst!
I'm scared!
On this day, the professional who woke up early in the morning...
This is a lie!
...went straight to the bathroom in the morning.
It's open, right?
This is bad!
It's not pee, right?
Yes.
I think there's poop there.
And...
Look.
Ah! Huh? Huh?
There was a terrible change of fear that you can't remember.
This is too scary.
Scary?!
That's what you look like!
What's with that face?
That's what you look like!
You think about a lot of things!
Oh, man.
You're really...
Afraid, Kurocha returns to his room.
You noticed?!
How could you notice?!
Huh?
What's going to happen?
Huh?! Huh?!
Is someone there?!
Huhuhuhu...
No, she's not there.
Are you looking for a fairy?!
Why are you looking for her?
No, she's not there.
What's wrong with you?
Looking for her in the room without stopping,
only left under the bed.
Oh, this is it.
She's stopped.
Oh, I found you!
You're like Moe-chan!
However, I don't want to think that someone is hiding under the bed.
But that's the only way.
That's the only way.
Can Kuro-chan be brave enough to check it out?
Or...
Can she turn away from this situation?
Look at her!
Huhuhuhuhu...
Oh...
She's not moving at all.
Look at her!
I can't breathe! I can't breathe!
Huhuhuhuhu...
You must be scared.
I can't breathe.
Huhuhuhuhu...
This is terribly scary!
Terribly scary!
Huhuhuhu...
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Huh? Huh? Huh? What?!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Huh? Huh? Huh? What?!
What?!
Huh?! What?!
It was blue.
What? What? Wait a minute. I'm so scared.
Do you live under the bed?
I did live under the bed for a few days.
For what? For what do you do that?
It's a verification that you won't know.
Okay, I got it. I got this verification.
I want to ask you some questions.
Dinner. Japanese style hamburger steak with summer vegetables.
I ate a hamburger and ate a lot of vegetables and was happy.
Even without rice, it's a continuation.
Isn't it a lie?
Is it true?
No, it's true. What is this?
Tomato falsey salad.
Fried chicken.
Japanese style hamburger steak.
What is this?
What? Who was there?
What do you want to confess?
It's not that I want to confess. It's because I'm dieting.
It's because you're dieting.
I'm not dieting. I'm dieting.
I'm trying to eat healthy food as much as possible.
I'm trying to eat healthy food.
This is a verification that you won't know.
Which one did you win? What did you get?
I don't know.
Oh, you didn't! You didn't!
I think Katsuki-san tried to give you something.
You refused once, didn't you?
I don't know.
Just give me what I gave you.
Hmm.
Oh, it's here! It's here!
He's a psychopath!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Oh, my! Oh, my! I don't have a private one!
This is bad!
Oh, my! Oh, my!
I don't know what it is, but it's coming!
Would you like me to change? Let's go. It's work.
Wow!
But it's over!
Anyway, let's go.
No, let's go. I have a different job next.
That's work. Let's go.
What?!
Let's change.
Wait, wait, what? Wait a minute!
What? What? Are you going somewhere now?!
I'm going.
Why?! No, you're wrong! Isn't it weird?! What is it?! Seriously?!
It's messed up and messed up.
What do you think?!
Huh?! What do you mean?! What?! What?!
Who are you?!
I love you, Chizuki!
I didn't think you'd get caught with your poop.
I thought you'd say "bwaah!" but you just said it without saying a word.
I didn't think you knew anything about me.
Oh, you didn't know anything about me?
Yeah, you looked like you couldn't play any role.
I've never seen you like that.
On the contrary.
You're scary!
You're a psychopath.
Yeah, you have a perfect name for it.
When I first came into your house, I thought you were the first generation.
I couldn't say anything deep in my throat.
What is it? What is it?
If you say anything, you'll get that answer.
What is it?!
I can't say anything!
But I was curious about the last one.
The last one was a little long, wasn't it?
Yes.
Everyone, this VTR is a masterpiece.
It's weird that "masterpiece" is "poop."
Actually, "Downtown" on Wednesday,
following the trend of love reality shows that are popular now,
we started a love plan for men and women that didn't appear in this show.
What do you think, Ikoma-chan?
Girls love this kind of stuff, don't they?
I think they like it,
but I'm not sure about that trend.
Does that mean you like it, Kuro-chan?
Well, I don't know about that trend.
Girls like cool guys.
You're an idol now, too.
I used to be an idol and now I'm a bachelor.
Yes, yes.
You know, cool guys and beautiful girls getting along.
Yes, yes, yes.
That's how it should be.
There's no way you'll show up in a love reality show.
Whatever it is, please watch this VTR first.
Here you go.
Downtown
I like this style.
It's you.
It's like a terrace house.
Hello.
Wow.
Excuse me.
Wow.
What are you doing?
Excuse me.
Is that a musician?
I wonder what kind of person will come.
Wow.
Hello.
You have a lot of luggage.
I think you can go there.
Excuse me.
What do you mean?
I think you can go there.
Excuse me.
It's Wednesday.
It's fashionable.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
My name is Ayumi Hara.
Nice to meet you.
Where are you from?
You have a lot of luggage.
Hello.
It's a pleasure to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Excuse me.
You are handsome.
Wow.
It's fashionable.
Wow.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Rion.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Rion.
You have a lot of luggage.
It's fashionable.
You have a lot of luggage.
It's fashionable.
What are you doing?
Are you kidding me?
It's fashionable.
Are you serious?
It's fashionable.
Isn't it fashionable?
- What? - You're kidding, right?
Fear... well...
- you know what it is, right? - Huh?
- I'm excited. - What's that?
- I hope it's not what you think. - What is it?
- Wait, wait, wait. - It's scary!
- It's a little scary!
- Angle! - Angle!
I'm serious.
I'm excited to do it.
- Wow, I'm surprised. - What?
- I'm surprised. - What?
- What's this? - Huh?
- What's going on? - Huh?
What's this?
- Huh? - Huh?
- What's going on? - Huh?
Huh?
This is Wednesday, isn't it?
- Today is Wednesday, right? - Wednesday.
- Today? - Wednesday, right?
Not today.
Didn't the staff tell you?
Huh?
- Which one? - Which one?
- Shouldn't we take it off? - Shouldn't we take it off?
I think it's good.
What?
Wait a minute!
I'm going to be scolded for taking it!
What's this?
Wait a minute!
What's this?
Kiyo-san!
What's this?
Wait a minute!
Please sit down.
Where are you from?
What's this?
Isn't this a toy gun?
No, it's not.
It's not?
What does it mean "toy gun"?
It's not a toy gun, but we also…
I was surprised.
We talked about nothing.
I wasn't interested.
What do you have, Kuro-chan?
I don't know, but I'll open it.
What is it?
I wonder what it is.
From today onward, the six of you, men and women who don't know anything about water, will live together.
All we have prepared is a nice house and a nice Kuro-chan.
We don't have anything for you.
From "Downtown" on Wednesday.
What does it mean?
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
I know it's cute, but what does it mean?
Wednesday night, singing night...
What does it mean?
Living together?
Living together...
Starting today...
I don't know. Everyone is shining, but is it only me like this?
We also look like angels and try to be tough, but...
What does it mean?
Everyone is like "hmmm?"
I haven't heard of it.
I don't know. I haven't heard of it.
I haven't heard of it.
Wait, Wednesday night, singing night...
Huh? Is it like a terrorist attack?
Seriously?
Why are we doing this?
Isn't it?
Yes, that's right.
Wait, it's been only a few minutes!
Wait a minute.
You don't know her name, do you?
No, I don't.
Would you like to introduce yourself?
Yes, I'm Rion.
I'm 21 years old.
Nice to meet you.
You're 21 years old!
Yes.
You're already 21 years old!
I'm playing the piano.
You joined right away.
Are you playing the piano?
Yes.
I'm Ran.
I'm 23 years old.
Are you a singer?
I'm a model.
Wow!
That's why you look tall.
You look tall.
I'm Ken Nishida.
Yes.
I'm playing the drums.
I'm not only playing the guitar but also singing and writing lyrics.
Yes.
I'm an anime director and I'm a trainee.
I'm 24 years old.
I'm Tiger. I'm 20 years old. I'm a college student.
I'm Kura-chan.
I'm an entertainer.
I'm also...
I'm also playing the piano and dancing.
You're trying to show us a lot of things.
I have to make sure of one thing.
Can I check if you have a boyfriend or girlfriend first?
I don't know what's going to happen.
I don't know.
You three are beautiful, so I think it's good.
If you have a girlfriend or boyfriend, please raise your hand.
One, two...
You don't have one?
Really?
You don't have one?
What's going on?
She's also...
What's going on?
...adapting it.
Your English is cool.
Your hands are crowded.
You're amazing. You're doing it properly.
What are you looking at me for?
Monster House.
The share house gag is starting.
It says Monster House.
Is it starting?
This is CM Downtown.
Is it starting?
It's starting.
Even now, this gag is starting.
It's starting.
Even now, this share house gag is continuing.
Is it?
But it's stylish.
Tenryu-san, it's nice, right?
But it's not easy.
Doing things we don't know about...
That's right.
It's hard to communicate with each other.
Tenryu-san, is that the point of this show?
That's not the case.
Like I said earlier, most of the people who lived in a trash house...
are shiny people like us.
Because in most houses...
It's impossible.
Because it's a share house, we have to clean up.
There are rules like that.
Can you protect it?
You have to live a stylish life.
He definitely steals women's underwear.
He definitely steals it.
It's true.
In the living room, he's on the phone...
but he doesn't say anything.
He doesn't say anything.
It's scary.
I'm sorry, but it's scary.
I hope it doesn't become a crime.
If you touch me, that psycho will come out.
It's comfortable.
Why did you touch me?
It's okay.
Will it become a big hit?
Will it cause a big incident that could end the show?
Will it happen?
Do you release it little by little?
Yes, I release it little by little.
This time...
If you die in the middle of it, do you think something happened?
Do you think something happened?
If you die in the middle of it, do you think something happened?
I don't want to know it in NHK's news.
A comedian.
I don't want to know it in NHK's news.
It's scary.
This time...
I see.
I will show you a little.
The first episode.
Yes, the first episode.
They are in love. They are in love.
I'm hungry.
Let's go. Let's go.
Wow, I'm starving.
Let's eat.
Let's toast to Kuro-chan.
I feel uncomfortable.
Me too.
Since we are here...
Let's stand up.
Are you ready?
Let's do our best together!
Cheers!
But I'm really worried!
Worried!
But it's fun!
Worried!
It's delicious!
She's doing her best to be a skier and a leader.
She's a skier and a leader.
Are you a girl?
I'm a girl.
I'm a folk.
By the way, I'd like to ask you something.
What do you think of yourself?
Be honest with me.
If you don't tell me, I'll feel guilty.
What do you think of yourself?
I think I'm being tricked.
Being tricked?
You think you're being tricked?
Yes.
You think you're being tricked.
What do you think of yourself?
I'm an idol nerd and a liar.
You're not lying.
You're not lying, but you've only been tricked once out of 100 times.
Oh, I see.
She's being tricked again.
I'm scared.
You're scared?
You're the worst.
What do you think of yourself?
I think I'm sweating a lot.
I think I'm licking a glass.
She's been licked.
I don't know why she's been licking it.
I don't know.
She's sweating a lot.
I don't know why she's been licking it.
She's been licking it.
An outlet is negative, isn't it?
If it's negative, you can't use it.
I envy you.
Oh, I see.
It's because it's below.
Tell me about it.
It's a concept of getting younger, isn't it?
That's right.
How long has it been since you had a girlfriend?
What are you talking about?
How long has it been since you had a girlfriend?
I haven't had one for 24 years.
Are you kidding me?
You haven't had one for 24 years?
No, I'm not kidding you.
You're lying.
I'm not kidding you.
You're lying.
I'm not angry.
You're lying.
I'm serious.
She's so beautiful.
I can't believe it.
You can't believe it, can you?
Yes, but...
I've had that kind of experience.
Yes, you have.
I've had that kind of experience at night.
Yes, you have.
Wait a minute.
That's what girls are afraid of, isn't it?
How do you feel about it?
There was a time when I was in love with that kind of love.
What are you talking about?
Is it okay?
Wait a minute.
Is it okay for you to say that now?
I'm graduating this year.
It's a little different now.
Was it like that until March?
Recently...
Was it like that until March?
It's amazing.
I don't know anymore.
If you're drunk, how drunk are you?
I think I'm about 17 or 18 years old.
It's amazing.
I've never met anyone like you before.
I want to have an unknown experience.
An unknown experience.
On the contrary, men...
How about a girlfriend?
Girlfriend...
I've never had one.
Really?
Not for ten years.
How about a date?
It's a man's story.
How about a date?
She's so serious.
Really?
She's playing with me.
She's a two-faced woman.
She's serious.
How about a kiss?
No kiss.
She's still playing.
How many people have you dated before?
Me?
I've dated...
It's late for me.
27 years old.
Until I was 20 years old,
I liked two-dimensional things like anime and manga.
I was more of an otaku.
But on my 20th birthday,
my mother cried and asked me to like humans.
That's unexpected.
Everyone is listening to you.
I want to know a lot of things.
Is there anyone you want to try?
I want to go to an amusement park.
An amusement park?
Sounds good.
How about a barbeque at an amusement park?
Sounds good.
I want to barbeque.
BBQ?
BBQ.
I want to go.
I've never done it before.
Do you want to go, Jo?
I want to go.
By the way, what about tomorrow?
I want to go.
Do you want to go?
I do!
That's great!
Cheers!
She's drunk.
Are you going to barbeque today?
If you're going tomorrow...
I have to go.
You drank a lot, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
But when you talked about everyone, I was a little surprised.
What surprised you?
The number of people you have experienced.
That's right.
To be honest, who would you like to go first?
Me?
Ayumi?
My first impression of you.
You're very precise.
But when you talk to me,
there's a gap between you and me.
But it's different from my first impression of you.
This is bad. I'm going to kill you from now on.
Don't do it. I can't think straight.
How was it?
Sanoken-san is...
kind of...
kind of nice.
That's what I'm trying to say.
You sound like you're exaggerating.
How about you, Taiga-kun?
I thought you were cool.
You're cool, aren't you?
How about you, Taiga-kun?
I was interested in you, Rion-san.
Because you're different.
I'm just curious about you.
How about you, Taiga-kun?
You were cute.
You said you were a college student.
I didn't know college students could be this fun.
I thought you were usually fun.
How about you, Fuu-chan?
It's hard to say.
All three of you are cute.
And you have different characters.
My first impression of you is...
Rion-chan?
Rion-chan with Taiga.
To be honest,
I like your face.
Kuro-chan.
Kuro-chan, you made me laugh.
But...
I didn't think you were...
How do I say this?
I didn't think you were weird.
But when I met you today and talked to you...
you were nice and...
you had a good impression of me.
That's unexpected.
I like Kuro-chan's personality.
Her gap and smile...
I didn't know you were a normal person.
I'm not in love with you.
No way!
I'm in love with you.
I want to fall in love with you.
I'm going to sleep now.
Good night.
I'm scared.
Breathless.
I'm breathless.
Wow!
It's dazzling.
It's early in the morning.
It's snowing.
It's a new setup.
Did you sleep well?
I slept well.
It's a new setup.
It's hot.
Everyone was sleeping soundly.
Oh, really?
I see.
Girls and girls are different.
Good morning.
It's early in the morning.
Oh, you're wearing pajamas.
Yes.
It's relaxing.
Good morning.
It's a stylish setup.
I'm curious about it.
It's stylish.
I'm sleepy.
You're barefaced.
I'm sleepy.
You're barefaced.
You're cute when you're barefaced.
Are you ready?
We're ready.
Once again...
Yes.
Let's eat.
I slept well.
Before that...
I heard a mysterious sound from men.
A mysterious sound?
I'm breathless.
I think it's because of CPAP.
So, I'm breathless.
I'm breathless.
I don't know if I should wear CPAP or not.
But we'll live together from now on.
It's our first morning together.
We're having a BBQ today.
I'm looking forward to it.
What's up with you?
You're in a good mood.
That's good.
You're in a good mood.
I'm excited.
Do you want this?
Do you want it?
Let's go.
What's up with you?
You're fast.
Wow.
There's a jacuzzi.
It looks delicious.
We'll do it.
There's a jacuzzi.
Take it easy.
Is it okay?
Did you bring a swimsuit?
Yes, I did.
Did you just smile?
You're like a monster.
Hide it.
There's a jacuzzi.
There's a monster.
Wow.
Look at his face.
Wow.
How do you feel now?
You don't have to be shy. You don't have to be shy with that body.
Everybody is dancing.
They are watching you.
Wow.
They are enjoying the last moment.
They are enjoying it.
One, two, three.
Wow.
How do you like it?
It looks good with vegetables.
Ramen must be delicious.
Wow.
It's delicious.
Is it good?
It's really good.
They are dancing.
Wow.
She ate a lot.
Thank you for the meal.
Is it okay?
You can see the tent.
Tent?
There are many things in the tent.
Let's go and see.
Wow.
She is serious.
She is cute.
Isn't it good here?
It's amazing.
It's good.
It's her favorite place.
It's hard.
She ran away.
Let's go.
It's like a temple.
Let's go.
They ran away, too.
Do you want to sit down?
No, I don't.
Goran-chan said you were handsome.
Oh, I see.
You're popular, aren't you?
Unfortunately, I'm not popular.
You're definitely popular.
You're cute everywhere you go.
No, I really don't see many love targets.
Really?
At first, even if we get to know each other a little bit,
when we talk a lot,
people say it's better not to talk.
So I'm the type of person who goes away.
That's because you don't see Rio's inner side.
That's why you don't realize it.
Everyone loses.
Rio is definitely cute.
I'm so happy.
You're an older man.
But if I say I'm older because I'm older,
I think older men are better.
Because I'm an older man.
Rio is...
Rio is 21 years old.
We're about two years apart.
That's true.
Does that mean I have a chance?
I haven't really thought about it.
You shouldn't say that.
It's up to you.
It's up to you whether you're happy to be with me or not.
It's not about age.
It's about how you drink with me.
I'm happy about it.
Don't look at me like that.
Rio, don't you go out or go for a drive?
I don't go out or go for a drive.
They're both first love.
Do you want me to tell you that you had a good first impression?
I hope you like it.
Do you want to go somewhere today?
I won't tell you.
This is like a love story.
Aren't you popular?
You are very handsome.
I thought you were the coolest.
You are popular, aren't you?
It's dark and I can't talk to myself, so I'm not popular at all.
What kind of guy do you like?
I don't have a type.
I really don't have one.
Let's go eat something.
I'm looking forward to it.
Please do.
While we were talking, I realized how cute you are.
I'm happy for you.
I don't know if I should say this, but I like you.
But I have to say it.
I'm happy for you.
I know you are happy for me.
But I like you the most.
I haven't been told that yet.
I really like you.
I know you are going to lie to me, but I've decided.
I'm not going to lie to you.
I'm happy for you.
I really like you.
I'm happy for you.
Let's go on a date sometime.
I'm embarrassed.
I'm embarrassed, too.
I'm embarrassed if you say no.
But I'm telling you now.
There are a lot of things we don't know yet.
I think it's important for us to know more about each other.
Don't worry about me. I've decided.
We've been through a lot of things together.
I can feel it.
Let's promise to go on a date.
I cut my finger.
I lied to you.
I cut my finger.
I'm embarrassed.
I'm sweating.
But it feels good when you hold hands like this.
Do you hold hands?
I don't do it very often.
Do you know if a person looks good on you or not just by holding hands like this?
I didn't know that.
I'm sorry. I'm an adult.
I think it's because I know it.
I see.
I don't have much experience like you.
I don't mean that.
I don't have much experience like you.
It's amazing.
Let's talk about it.
I want to talk about it with you.
I'm sorry.
I was surprised.
But I'm glad we talked about it.
How do you like it?
You're angry that I asked you out, aren't you?
I want to be honest with you.
You've changed.
I don't know if you've changed or not.
I like you the most.
You're the worst!
You're amazing!
You're not your usual self.
I'm not my usual self.
I can't keep doing this.
No way!
Shut up!
Scary! Scary! Scary! Scary!
This is a new sense of horror!
He was kissing her, wasn't he?!
From an angle...
But he was still.
Scary! Scary! Scary!
Wait a minute! Scary! Scary! Scary!
Was he kissing her or eating her?
He's a real monster!
Erion, you don't have a face anymore?!
Because if you look at me...
You're covered in blood.
News... Is that what you're saying?
Both of you are covered in blood...
Is it possible for you not to look at each other?
I'm planning on looking at you.
Then what do you do?
While looking at you...
Do you take off the part you're looking at?
How do you judge me?
You...
But that's just a look.
But if you think about it...
You're taking off everything, right?
And you say you like Erion and then you say you like Ran...
You know what I'm saying, don't you?
What's so good about him?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know.
I think we should settle this before it goes on- air.
Before it goes on-air...
Hurry up!
I want him to get hit with a big punishment he's never heard of before.
That's what it's like to be underrated.
Even if you cut someone with an ax...
But even if you cut him...
He's still moving.
How would you feel if you got an offer to join us now?
I'd refuse with all my might.
You'd refuse with all your might?
You want me to join you?
My friends wouldn't even tell me.
Why don't you go to the Monster House?
The Monster House?
Stop it!
My parents wouldn't even tell me.
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