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"Downtown" on Wednesday, thank you for coming.
Our first presenter is this person, please come in!
I'm Yoshino, son of Taiheisen.
Thank you for coming.
It's Saturday, thank you for coming.
It's bright.
It has to be bright.
Out of "Downtown" on Wednesday and "Downtown" on Wednesday,
I think you have the most guests.
There are too many "Downtown" on Wednesday, I don't know why.
So, everyone, how is it? Is it Saturday?
Thank you.
It's a good thing, isn't it?
This time, I brought "Karateka ni Matsuwaru Setsu".
What is it, Matsumoto-san?
I feel like I'm back to normal.
I can't keep up with you if you don't change your gear.
I'm a little surprised.
Please change it more smoothly.
Because you changed it to "gacha".
No, no, I can't catch up like that.
I have to change it "gacha".
Really?
I can't keep up with you.
So, the "setsu" I brought this time is "karateka ni matsuwaru setsu".
I see.
That being said, here it is!
"Karateka vs professional wrestling with a stick".
If "karateka" is a rule where you kick a tool in one shot, it will be a good match.
That's right!
In "karateka" there is something called "batori" in "enbu", do you know about it?
Yes, we know about it.
We are going to apply this rule and give it a try.
Besides baseball bats, there are many other sports where you use a stick, right?
Yes, golf...
Fishing...
There are many other sports, right?
This time, we are going to make a bet that it will be fair if you kick your opponent's weapon.
I don't know what you are talking about.
Do you know what "enbu" is?
Yes, I know what "enbu" is.
That's why you don't need it.
But you have it now, so I don't need it.
After this, "karateka" is going to kick a tool in one shot and it will be a good match with other professional sports.
Moreover, we are going to use a theory that you can go all the way to Max Hito, where you hide your pet from your parents and buy it.
It's delicious.
We are going to use a theory that you can go all the way to Max Hito, where you hide your pet from your parents and buy it.
"Karateka" versus "enbu" professional sports.
If "karateka" is a rule that you can kick a tool in one shot, we are going to verify a theory that you can go all the way to Max Hito, where you hide your pet from your parents and buy it.
The people who will cooperate with us in this project are...
Thank you for your cooperation.
He looks strong.
He looks very dangerous.
He is a student of Seido Karate.
His name is Sawada Hideo Santa.
He looks strong.
He is a student of Seido Karate.
He is the first three-level student in all of Japan.
He has a lot of achievements.
He is a top karate player.
He is good.
How do you feel about yourself?
When I was taught karate, I only had a chance to break a bat.
This time, I will break various tools.
I'm looking forward to it.
He is looking forward to breaking various tools.
Sawada Hideo challenges with innovative motivation.
He will compete with a professional in five sports using this stick.
First of all, it's a baseball game.
This game is about how many balls you can hit on this panel in one minute.
His opponent is...
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
Memon Sangawa High School Baseball Club Captain, Endo Kokoriko.
Endo Kokoriko.
Sawada Hideo will kick with this wooden bat.
Sawada Hideo checks the point of kicking carefully.
I don't need it.
Can you break it?
I will do my best.
This bat is very hard.
Nice to meet you.
I'm scared.
Can you break it?
He is amazing.
He broke it easily.
He is relaxed.
It broke!
Wow!
I give up.
It's impossible.
It's either one of them.
Yes, it's either one of them.
Yes, it is.
Which one should we choose?
Of course, it's this one.
It's definitely this one.
So, first of all, they will try Karate or Sawada.
By the way, how much experience do you have in baseball?
Not at all.
Isn't this one bad?
This one is bad.
The bad one is Sawada, who is an expert in Karate.
I'm not good at it.
That's right.
Will he be able to break it?
Ready, start!
I think you can do it a little bit.
Now, it's started.
It's more important than ever.
Sawada said he doesn't have any experience in baseball.
He broke it!
He cleared it!
Wow!
Surprisingly, he is hitting it well.
Wow!
And, this is the second one!
Wow!
He is good!
Surprisingly, he is good at it.
Did he get the hang of it?
He is constantly hitting the target.
Wow!
Wait a minute.
It's over!
Yes!
Did you win?
Yes, I did.
Great job!
He hit five out of eight.
Five out of eight is excellent.
He is good at it.
I think he is a little strict.
It's from now on.
Next, Endo will try it with a bat that is almost half the length due to kicking.
It's too short.
Will he win?
Start!
Wow!
Suddenly, it's empty!
Is it difficult for him to catch it?
Ouch!
He cleared the first one!
And, he hit it twice in a row!
He is kicking the short bat from left and right.
He is not hitting the ball skillfully.
He cleared it four times!
Endo is in a draft.
He cuts the rest of the ball.
Will he lose to Karateka?
He cleared it for the fifth time!
He is now in Samurai's position!
Is the bat he has been given a good handicap?
He crossed Samurai!
He scored one more!
Endo scored one more!
Endo cleared it perfectly!
You did it!
Yes, I did it.
You cleared it eight times!
You are amazing.
You are a martial arts master, aren't you?
The next match is a kendo match.
I see.
The opponent is...
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
He is the best eight-time champion in Mie Prefecture.
His name is CHANG KAWAI.
And of course, this city will make a fuss about it.
The city is pretty tight.
Even if it sells, Kendo matches are slow, but the city is bent.
So I think I can stand it.
I will go with my feelings.
Osu.
I will go.
I'm scared.
Go!
Wow!
Are you okay?
Go!
Wow!
What should I do?
It's a start from here.
It's a start after you kick and change your shape.
The second event, Kendo match, has begun.
Can I do it?
It's good to do strange movements.
How will CHANG handle the city with its tip bent?
He is an experienced person.
And one-sided karateka SAWADA.
Kendo is an amateur.
It's his first time to hold the city.
I'm worried about it.
Yeah!
The unpredictable match has begun.
Wow!
SAWADA, a beginner, attacks.
He is good at it.
Wow!
But it's a short distance.
But he can't reach the city.
Wow!
And it's a different kind of martial art.
SAWADA attacks mercilessly with an attack that beginners don't think of.
He is talented in that area.
Can you do it?
SAWADA attacks.
Wow!
His tip is bent!
No!
Wow!
SAWADA attacks CHANG's city with a powerful strike.
Wow!
He is good at it.
But CHANG can't reach the city.
He did it!
CHANG's L-shaped city turned like a tricycle and caught MONOTONY CODE.
CHANG KAWAII won.
He doesn't move as usual.
Thank you for your hard work.
I can't hit it at all and I'm frustrated.
Did you think you could win?
I can't win because of my condition.
Be careful.
Next is billiards battle.
The opponent is...
Thank you for your cooperation today.
All Japan amateur championship semi-finalist Yoshihisa Enomoto.
This time, the one who drops the ball in order of number and the one who drops the number nine ball will be the winner.
But the opponent is a professional.
And by the way...
What should I do?
Not only the ball, but also the map.
It's a ball for disposal, but it broke shorter than I thought.
First of all, Enomoto's break shot.
It's small!
But it's good.
Number four is in his pocket.
I think it's smaller than I thought.
Now, this is the main event.
How will Enomoto capture this short ball?
It went in!
As expected of a top player!
It was hard to watch from here, but it somehow went in.
After that...
Enomoto is dropping balls one after another.
But Sawada doesn't get a single ball.
At this point, there are only four balls left.
It stopped!
It's Enomoto's first mission today!
It's Sawada's chance!
And so, the turn has finally turned.
Karate or Sawada?
Even if it goes in...
Billiards have been around since elementary school.
But will it...
It went in with an unexpected soft touch!
Oh, nice!
After that...
They each drop sevens and eights.
Sawada's touch is gentle.
He only drops nines.
Now, if they combine their difficulty levels and decide this,
Enomoto will win!
Now, what will happen?
It went in!
It missed!
It's Sawada's chance!
But...
It looks hard.
It's pretty hard.
Here I go.
Go for it, Sawada!
Can Sawada, who's grinning right now, take this chance?
But it's surprisingly hard.
Here I go.
Now, what will happen?
It's decided!
Sawada wins this match!
Sawada!
He's smiling, too!
Smile!
You beat a pro!
That's right!
And...
An "osu!" from a "guts" pose!
Next up is "golf competition."
His opponent is...
Nice to meet you!
King Kong Kajiwara, who boasts of being one of the best entertainers in the entertainment world.
Unfortunately, it's raining.
Um, it's not "unfortunately," but it's completely typhoon-striking.
I thought it was definitely canceled, so I called my manager and he said "it's fine," but I couldn't believe it.
This time, we'll be using these "driver," "iron," and "putter"s.
But...
Well, the driver is made of carbon, so we don't know what will happen.
But the iron and putter are made of metal, so I don't think it will break.
I've never done it either, so I don't know until I try it.
That's right. If you've done it before, you'll be surprised.
That's right. This is the first time a golf club is made of metal.
Will the iron break?
Or will the putter break?
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
I've been playing golf for about 20 years now.
It's been a while, hasn't it?
Yeah, it's been a while.
Will Karateka Sawada challenge the metal golf putter?
Will he...?
Sawada!
Sawada-san, you're amazing!
You're amazing!
What's going on?
Seriously?
Scary!
Look at this!
It's quite easy...
Ah, yes. It broke.
No, it didn't break.
Seriously?!
We can't win this, can we?
The metal club is in second place.
"Fearful Iron Killer" Sawa.
And in second place...
Both of them are metal.
Are you okay?
Yes!
And it breaks so easily.
It breaks so easily.
What?!
And in last place...
"Carbon Driver" Kyosuke.
Which one are you aiming for?
Well...
Around here.
Ah, but you're aiming for this area?
If you aim for this area, it's going to be difficult for me.
I have to hold onto this part.
Here I go!
Will he...
What's going on?
Wow!
It broke so easily.
It broke.
It broke so easily.
Wait a minute, please!
You can't aim for this area, can you?!
This is tough.
As expected.
Amazing.
Sawada-san, you're tough.
So, Kajiwara will compete with these three.
Now, it's a confrontation in a typhoon straight shot.
This time's stage is here.
It's a terrible sound of wind.
It's a middle hole with a total length of 355 yards per hole.
Sawada, have you ever played golf?
Are you ready?
Let's start with Kajiwara's driver shot.
I can only move my hands.
Here I go!
The driver is trying his best to hold the ball.
What kind of shot will come out?!
I've never seen this before.
It doesn't fly at all.
It's amazing.
It's fun!
The shot was released from the home of the Submarines.
This is going too far.
It somehow moved forward.
I think it's a nice shot.
It flew straight forward.
In this case...
Yes.
Next is Sawada's first experience of golf.
How about it?
But it hit it well.
It's a gentle shot that doesn't suit the billiards.
He has a good sense.
This is good for a beginner.
It flew straight forward.
By the way, you have a good sense.
It flew straight forward.
You have a good sense.
And Kajiwara uses an iron that is several inches longer than the driver's.
Did you see it?
It's amazing.
It's intense.
Don't you hit it often?
He hits a nice shot several times.
He's good at it.
It's perfect.
I think.
On the other hand, Sawada...
You're good!
Are you serious?!
You're good at golf.
You're good at it for the first time.
You're good at it.
You're really good at it.
You're good at it.
They both hit the ball well.
You're good at it!
You only say you're good at it.
That's right.
You're getting better at it.
You only say you're good at it.
Here is their current position.
It doesn't change!
For Kajiwara, who is in second place,
Sawada is in first place in most of the races.
- Here I go! - Okay!
This is difficult...
It's close...
Oh, did he make it?!
- He's so fast! - He's so fast!
It didn't chip in, but...
He made it right next to the pin!
- Seriously?! - That's amazing!
- You're at a professional level right now! - Thank you!
I see...
- You can do anything... - Next up...
Kajiwara in eighth place.
Seriously...
- Okay! - He's good!
Looking good!
- But it didn't chip in! - It can't be helped...
This is tough!
And Sawada is in eighth place.
If he makes it, it'll be a victory.
- It's a difficult distance. - You can do it!
- Here I go! - Okay!
- You're good! - You're good!
- Nice! - It chipped in?!
- What?! - Seriously?!
That's amazing!
Thank you!
- I'm happy! - And here are the results.
- That's amazing! - Two wins and two losses.
- A perfect match.
- If you chip in... - And last but not least...
Kayaking match.
Kayaking?!
- Their opponent is... - Sawada is good.
- Thank you! - Thank you!
Freestyle Kayaking Japan representative...
- Ryosuke Tamaji. - Is he cool?
Is he cool?
He also competed in this year's World Cup.
Kayaking top skaters who have been selected as Japan's representative for three years in a row.
Mr. Sawada, what do you think of this?
It looks tough, so we don't know if it'll break or not.
- Huh? - It's tough.
- And it's thick. - Right?
Here I go!
- Here I go! - This is Sawada!
- Mr. Sawada, you're amazing! - Are you okay?
- You're amazing! - You're amazing!
- This is important. - How do you do it?
- I usually do it in the order of right and left, but we're separated a lot, so I'll do it like a dog walking in front of me.
- Now it's started! This time it will be a competition in a 50-meter pool!
- Not a rival player, but a paddle broken in Karateka, how fast can Tamaji be?
On the other hand, Sawada has ridden a kayak only once during his trip to Okinawa.
I've ridden a kayak before.
- On a trip? - Yes, I've ridden a kayak before.
Who will win?
Ready...
Go!
The whistle has sounded and the race has begun.
- He's fast! - He's fast!
Tamaji's dog-barking style, as announced last year.
With a broken paddle, he's speeding up.
- Sawada, you love it, don't you? - No way!
- Sawada is one step ahead of Karateka. - It's hard to keep up.
The dog-barking style is good, but the direction is a little off.
- You can do it! - Can he make it?
The gap is huge!
- Will Tamaji win? - Will Tamaji win?
- He won! - He won!
- A professional is amazing. - As expected of Japan's representative.
He showed an overwhelming difference in power.
You're really, really fast.
You're faster than me.
You should've said that!
I'm finished. I'm exhausted.
- How was it, Mr. Starr? - Yes.
As I was passing by, I remembered Iriomote Island's mangroves.
- What are you talking about? - Thank you.
- What are you talking about? - What are you talking about?
With that, Sawada lost by two wins and three losses.
- Wow! - I see.
- That was the match. - Yes.
How was it?
Sawada's mobility is amazing.
He's amazing. He only plays karate.
He's never played golf or baseball.
- But he's been kayaking once. - In Okinawa.
Yes, in Okinawa.
Sawada has only played karate.
But he's had a lot of experiences like golfing.
Sawada himself is going out and getting bigger.
- What are you talking about, Sawada? - What are you talking about, Sawada?
I'm happy that Sawada is going out.
But is there anything you'd like to see from Sawada in the future?
I'd like Sawada to be involved in a lot of things.
- With Sawada? - With Sawada?
With Sawada, please.
Sawada was surprisingly good.
First of all, he broke Sawada's glasses.
- Sawada broke Sawada's glasses first. - Yes.
- Then Sawada kicked Sawada's tools. - Yes.
By the way, all the tools we used today were planned to be discarded.
- I see. - Yes, we used them.
- They're planned to be discarded. - We're using them.
- We're using them.
- That's what you're saying. - Yes.
- I'm talking about you. - Me?
Am I going to be discarded?
This is bad. I'll be kicked out of Sawada the next time.
That's what I'm saying.
- "Kicked out"? - "Kicked out"?
The next presenter is this person. Please come in!
- Hello! - Hello!
- Welcome! - Welcome to Sawada!
- Thank you for coming! - Thank you for coming!
- This time, we've brought a new point of view, a challenging theory. - Challenge?
- Yes, I think it's quite an innovative theory, so let's take a look! Here it is!
- The pattern of buying a pet hidden by a parent that a child has picked up. It's a theory that can go as far as a person! - What?!
- It can't go that far!
- So, in order for the child not to be found out by the parent, the parent will continue to hide one adult in the house. - Scary!
- It's a simple challenge. - It's simple, but...
- Is it simple? - Yes.
- Even if an old man you don't know is crying all of a sudden on the road, you won't pick up the child. - You won't let him go.
- You won't take the old man home.
- So, this time, your grandmother will bring you home. "She's my precious person, so I want you to hide her for a while." - I see, you'll tell your grandmother.
- You'll tell your grandmother. - Yes.
- Instead of that, you'll tell the adult, "Please, you must not be found out!" and you'll hide her. - I'm looking forward to it!
- Well, I did have one. When I was in elementary school, I picked up a dog and brought it home.
- But I had a dog at home, so I couldn't buy another one.
- So I spent some time in the park with my friends.
- But it was winter, so it died within a few days.
- So I'm afraid it won't happen again this time.
- Scary, scary, scary!
- It's okay because it's so hot!
- It's hot, so it's okay!
- It's hot, so it's not okay!
A pattern in which a child hides a pet they've picked up from their parents and buys it.
A theory that can go as far as one night.
This time, the only comedian, Akatsu, who was allowed to film at home without his permission,
and his only daughter, 5-year-old Nodoka,
will challenge whether they can hide adults at home without their parents finding out.
Akatsu's home is 1LDK.
Currently, their parents are on their way out of town,
and only their grandmothers and Nodoka, who came from Fukushima, are at home.
Then, there...
- Come in!
- Here you go!
- A stranger appears.
- Make me a girl!
- I'm your favorite fairy!
- Fairy?
- Yes, this time, Nodoka will hide from her parents...
- What kind of fairy is that?
- ...and her grandmother's acquaintance, a fairy.
- ...and her grandfather, who's set up like that.
- Your grandmother is good too.
- Non-chan!
- Today, I've come to ask you for a favor.
- What is it?
- I want you to take care of Non-chan, the fairy.
- I want you to play with her.
- Is that okay?
- Thank you!
- Can you do me a favor?
- And one more important favor...
If an adult sees you, you'll be in trouble.
If an adult sees you, you'll have to go back to heaven, fairy.
It would be better if my mom came back.
Yeah, that might be the case.
It seems that my parents understood that I should never be seen.
Leaving the old man behind, the old woman goes home.
Will Nodoka be able to hide the fairy from an adult?
It's amazing, this room.
When I get home, I'll come here right away.
You'll come here, Mom.
I have no choice but to come here.
Do you understand?
Mom will be back soon, so Nodoka is looking for a place where the old man can hide.
There's a lot of stuff in here.
Put it under the table and leave it there.
Where is it?
Fairy, what do you think?
It's big.
Fairy, it's big.
Fairy, what do you think?
Don't kick it!
It's a fairy!
Hide it!
I want you to hide it quickly!
A letter.
A horse.
A head.
No, this is...
It's cute!
A fairy's head.
Is your head okay?
My head may not be okay.
Is it okay for you to come out of here?
Thank you.
Sit there forever.
Like this?
Put cloth on the old man.
The hiding place is decided in the first corner of the bedroom.
Wow!
Is it okay?
I hope it's okay.
It's okay, it's okay.
Thank you.
Don't you drink tea?
It's okay.
You're still okay?
Do you have wings and feathers?
Huh?
I don't have wings and feathers yet.
You don't have it yet.
It only comes out when I go back to the sky.
It's beautiful.
Do you like Osumou-san?
I like Osumou-san.
Why?
Why do you like Osumou-san?
Osumou-san is my dad's Osumou-san.
Osumou-san?
Akatsu is telling lies to the children.
It's Osumou-san.
And they spend one hour alone with the old man.
First, the mother comes home.
Hurry up!
That's what happened.
Nodoka-chan hurries and hides the old man in the cloth.
- However... - It's amazing.
What's wrong with it?
- I don't know. - You don't know?
Someone's trace remains in the living room.
- Was the chair here? - Yes, it was.
- Why is it here? - I don't know.
Mom, why is the fan's cooler fan here?
- I don't know. - You don't know?
She says "I don't know" about everything that doesn't suit her.
- Give me your bag. - Okay.
However, the mother who knows about this project...
Finds out where the old man is.
Mom, I'm going to the bathroom.
- Don't spill it. - Okay.
That was dangerous, you know?
- So cute! - So cute!
- So nice of you! - So nice of you!
Thank you!
Treat me like a dog!
This is bad!
And then...
She hid the old man in her own way for an hour.
- Huh? - What's wrong?
- How is it? - Nice.
- Nice? - Yeah.
- This is so much fun! - This is impossible.
It's getting more and more fun!
- But the first challenge... - What is it?
- I want to go to the bathroom. What should I do? - Here it is!
The old man asks for a bathroom.
- I see. - Wow, what should we do?
Structurally, you can't go to the bathroom unless you go through the living room where your mother is.
Wait a minute, I'm tired of this.
Give me a sign and go over there.
The strategy that Nodoka-chan came up with here is...
- Huh? - What?
What's wrong?
- Huh? - What are you doing?
You line up things on the same line as you go to the bathroom...
and your mother looks you in the eye and says...
- What's wrong with you? - What's wrong with you?
It's very suspicious, but your mother will pass out for now.
- Wow, you're so sweet. - But...
- She's laughing. - She's laughing.
The man is bigger than she expected, and she laughed uncontrollably.
- Are you okay? - Man, can you do it?
In order to hide from the shadows, she instructs the man to walk forward.
- Can you do it? - Can you do it?
And...
- Mother. - She passed out.
- Mother, you're having a hard time. - You're so cute.
- Mother, you're having a hard time. - She doesn't notice at all.
- She's laughing. - She's laughing.
- What is this? - Come on.
Man, you can do it.
She passed out.
She managed to hide the man from her mother and make him go to the bathroom.
She's so cute.
And when they're back in their positions...
She's so happy.
- Come here. - Thank you.
- Oh, no. - Dad's here.
I'm back.
I'm back!
- Well, well, well. - I'm back.
You're back to normal. Just leave me alone.
Akatsu Who Knows Nothing Returns.
From Here on Out.
This program was brought to you by these sponsors.
- Our house is pretty big for a middle schooler. - Yes, yes.
If you say that, I'll think you're stupid.
At Home Where A Fairy Man Hides Himself.
Akatsu Who Knows Nothing Returns.
From Here on Out.
You don't know Akatsu?
I don't know Akatsu.
After taking off his clothes on the veranda...
Akatsu heads to his bedroom.
The distance between Akatsu and his uncle is only 30 centimeters.
Can you tell me your schedule from tomorrow?
Please tell me.
The 11th.
The 11th? I'm not going tomorrow.
I have a temporary job on the 11th.
I still have a temporary job.
I don't have anything until the 14th.
I'm sorry.
From tomorrow on...
The 8th.
Not only is there an unknown man lurking around...
But Akatsu's family is in a lot of trouble.
The cloth that Akatsu was hiding his uncle in...
Has come off in front of him.
Oh no!
In order for Akatsu not to notice...
He tries to hide his uncle's clothes with his feet.
However, 20 minutes have passed without being able to put the cloth back together.
What is this?
Oh no!
That surprised me!
Who is it?
Has he found out?
He ran away.
He ran away. He ran away for now because he thought it was dangerous.
Who is it?
He found out.
Who is it?
What is this?
What is it?
Who is it?
Wait a minute.
What is it?
Who is it?
It's a fairy.
Wait a minute.
The fairy was late.
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye, fairy.
What is it?
He is protecting it.
It was fun.
Bye-bye.
He is protecting it.
I miss the movie.
What is it?
It was fun.
He is crying.
Is he crying?
- I'm so happy. - I'm so happy.
- I look like an old man with bald head.
Anyway, it's just a joke.
What is it?
I'm so surprised.
What is it?
Even if you're a child, if you're an adult, you can't tell your parents and you can hide it at home.
I'm so curious.
Nozoka, you're amazing.
- I was surprised. - Nozoka...
- You didn't know about it? - I didn't know about it.
You didn't know about it?
Did she say you can't tell your parents and you can't hide it at home?
She didn't say anything.
Did she say you can't tell your parents and you can't hide it at home?
She didn't say anything.
What does it mean?
I don't know.
Anyway, they couldn't hide it at home.
Anyway...
What do you think about it, Matsumoto-san?
Well...
It's hard to hide it.
Nozoka-chan is trying hard to hide it.
You should have chosen a fairy earlier.
I thought so, too.
You should have chosen a fairy earlier.
Most of their necks and tops are skin-colored.
By the way, we announced the schedule of "AKATSUNO".
But, we couldn't do it because of the business we did on the 11th.
In the end, we couldn't do it for 8 years.
Next, we will introduce and verify various theories in the world.
"Everyone's theory" corner.
Tonight's presenter is...
Mr. Sasuke.
Idol Kenzo.
Thank you very much.
Now, we will start "Everyone's theory".
Among you, who smokes cigarettes?
I don't.
You don't, either.
Matsumoto-san, you don't smoke?
I don't smoke.
Amada-san, you don't have a reason to quit?
Well, for now, I don't.
Because you smoke to throw people.
What?
Do you think you can do it?
I used to throw people a lot.
I've thrown people only once.
Now, we have information for you, Amada-san.
Thank you very much.
Here it is.
There is a theory that there are heavy smokers who are over 100 years old.
What is it?
Over 100 years old?
Well, I don't know.
Are there?
I want it.
Are there?
It is said that it reduces life in general.
But, even if you keep smoking it for over 100 years...
I see.
After this, we will thoroughly investigate the smokers.
We will verify the theory that there are heavy smokers over 100 years old.
So, let's investigate the smokers in the city.
Excuse me, this is TBS.
Can you do a guide interview for me?
How old are you?
I'm 82 years old.
82 years old.
He wasn't 100 years old, but he was old enough to reach his eyes.
What do you smoke?
Wakaba.
Why do you smoke wakaba?
Wakaba is cheap.
We are looking for the oldest person who smokes now.
Is there anyone around you?
Yes, there is.
There are about 90 people.
Who are they?
They are around me.
Are they your friends?
No, they are not my friends.
They weren't his friends, so they don't have anything in common.
Excuse me, this is TBS.
How old are you?
I'm 72 years old.
Why do you smoke wakaba?
Because I'm an adult.
Adult.
I used to smoke seven stars, but I became an adult about 20 years ago.
The interval between cigarettes and straws is quite short.
The elderly drink drinks while smoking.
It's hot after you smoke.
I don't care.
I don't use it.
Do you drink juice?
I've been drinking it for 12 years.
Where are you from?
I'm from Tsumaru.
My father is from Tsumaru and my mother is from Tsumaru.
In the countryside, my father can do everything that his son can do.
I see.
When there is no war and there is nothing, people will end up buying cigarettes and other things at a high price.
I see.
That's why I'm asking you.
Do you smoke?
I don't smoke.
You don't smoke?
No.
Are you saying you don't smoke?
You can't think of it now, can you?
What era is it?
Isn't this pretty strong?
It's strong. It's the strongest.
I don't smoke. I've been doing it for a long time.
How many cigarettes do you smoke?
I smoke about 10 a day.
How old are you now?
I think I'm 88 years old.
After that, we continue our investigation, but we can't find anyone older than 100 years old.
By the way, here is the ranking of cigarettes smoked by seniors.
ECO
Compared to general cigarettes, relatively low- priced cigarettes were preferred.
From now on, we will change our investigation method and check the senior's form.
It's cool.
It's delicious.
I'm glad you like it.
It was a good scene even now.
That's right.
My body doesn't get any worse.
Even if I smoke, it doesn't get any worse.
Thank you.
How many cigarettes do you smoke a day now?
There are five.
The strongest one is Peace.
It's a double-cut one.
It doesn't have a filter.
When do you want to smoke the most?
When I wake up in the morning and when I finish eating, of course.
I'm happy.
How many cigarettes do you smoke a day?
One box per day.
How old are you when you start smoking?
I'm 17 years old.
Everyone is young.
Were you allowed to smoke when you were 17 years old?
I don't know, but I was born 10 years ago.
It's hard for Japanese people to make ends meet.
There were quite a few smokers.
But you can't find anyone over 100 years old here.
I see.
However, when I did some research at the National Library of Japan,
I found an article published in a local newspaper four years ago.
101-year-old man who enjoys coffee.
It said that he smokes cigarettes.
I see.
Let's go to Okayama where he lives.
Oh, can you tell me about it?
Sure.
Two questions in total!
The finalist is a complete secret!
September 22nd, Saturday night at 7pm!
If I didn't have anything important to do...
I'd definitely go.
Four years ago in a newspaper,
at 101 years of age,
an old man who smokes was discovered in an article.
When we asked him about it...
Can I ask you for your name?
I'm Nozaki Kaoru.
I was born in September 10th.
I'm 105 years old.
105 years old?!
Do you still smoke today?
I do.
Yes!
Wow, you do!
Finally, we found someone who's over 100 years old.
Really?!
What kind of cigarettes do you smoke?
What a cute old man.
He used to smoke...
Memius!
Smoking a few of these a day is his current hobby.
How long have you been smoking?
Since I was 9 years old.
What did you smoke first?
It's like watching a comedy show.
Cigarettes.
After that, in Asahi and Shinsei, and other places where you don't see them very often these days,
until you reach the current Mebius,
you have never stopped smoking.
How was it during the war when you were promoted as an army soldier in Manchuria?
After the war, I never thought about smoking again.
How was it after the war?
I got a cigarette from my father and smoked it.
Have you ever thought about quitting smoking?
No, I've never thought about it.
Then, will you continue smoking?
She's energetic.
If you're energetic, you'll be able to quit smoking.
That's amazing.
She said she'd quit smoking 105 times.
That's amazing.
She was able to properly interview and answer questions.
She was energetic.
I smoke a lot of cigarettes.
There are a lot of elderly people who smoke cigarettes.
So, if you go to a cigarette shop, there may be a lot of people who smoke more than 100 years old.
I'm sorry. I thought you were saying something very good, but I feel like you're smoking cigarettes.
I'm sorry.
Now, I'd like to ask you one more question.
What do you say to your friends when you meet them for the first time?
Where are you going?
You say that a lot, don't you?
That's how it is, right?
That's why we have a theory about how you greet your friends.
Here it is!
A theory that no one says "konnichiwa" to their friends!
That's true!
No one says it!
That's because you're friends!
You don't say "konnichiwa" to your friends.
That's true!
You don't say it.
You can't say "konnichiwa" even a few times.
How do you say "konnichiwa" if you don't say it?
You say "konnichiwa" when you pick up girls.
No girls stop you.
Oh, you don't say "konnichiwa" to girls.
How do you say it?
How are you? Do you remember me?
Ko-wa?
You're making fun of me!
I know, but girls stop me once.
Do you say "konnichiwa" to girls?
Wait, when did you say it last?
Konnichiwa
You say it to your neighbors.
To your neighbors!
You say "konnichiwa" to your neighbors.
Let's see if people who say "konnichiwa" to their friends are similar or not.
Please have a look.
Testing people who say "konnichiwa" to their friends.
This time, we're investigating people who meet up with their friends in the city during lunchtime.
Isn't it amazing?
It is.
However, people who meet up with their friends first...
Excuse me, but can we take a picture of you meeting up with your friends?
Sure.
...only say "yes".
We'll explain more about it later.
By the way, these two people are high school classmates.
Nice, nice.
What kind of greeting do they give?
I don't know.
Oh, there she is!
There she is, there she is!
I'm surprised!
Yahoo!
"Konnichiwa" wasn't "yahoo!", but "yahoo!".
So, we'll explain more about the test.
It's kind of stiff, isn't it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like "wahhh", you know?
"Nori"?
"Nori".
Next up is this man.
It can't be true, can it?
Are suitcases allowed to go anywhere from now on?
I came to Tokyo today because of the company's situation.
Because of the company's situation?
Are you friends with him?
Yes.
What do you mean?
We are high school friends.
We came to Tokyo by chance.
So we decided to come to Tokyo together.
Could it be...
I kept in touch with Mochi.
You kept in touch with Mochi?
Yes.
He didn't even say hello.
I kept in touch with him on LINE since this morning.
So I kept in touch with him on LINE.
It's like a waterfall.
These days, when they meet up,
they keep in touch on LINE and so on.
After that...
I see.
Ume is not good at this.
That's why I said so.
Did you start from Junko?
I don't know much about the road, but we have to go up here and go over there.
It's like fishing.
Suddenly, they start talking on LINE.
I see.
Then...
It's been a while.
Good job.
Most of the people who greet you are rough.
Then, what about this woman who is a little older?
Is someone waiting for you now?
Yes.
Is it a Twitter ad?
Well...
She's a member of ABCG of Johnny's.
It's not over yet.
Is it a concert?
- It's a stage. - It's a stage.
Could it be...
I think she'll say it.
Will she say it?
Will she say it at last?
I'm glad.
I was wondering if I made a mistake over there.
It's like a fashion show.
It was a direct conversation pattern.
Then, what about this high school student?
- Yo, what's up, boy? What's up, boy? - Yo, what's up, boy?
- It was a very American greeting. - It's scary.
- What is this? - For the two friends who came from America...
...they will explain this project.
- Hello. - Hello.
- No, we're friends. - Hello.
- But they're not friends, they're staff. - That's right.
- Of course, it doesn't count. - This is the best.
Next up is this man waiting in front of Akihabara station.
What kind of relationship do you have with him?
- He's wearing a T-shirt right now. - Oh, I see.
He's a writer named Korieriko-sensei.
Korieriko-sensei's signing event commemorating the release of "Gashuu"...
...so I met up with my friends.
- It's like "Wakatsu-en", isn't it? - Also...
- Korieriko-sensei's fans invite their friends... - Wow, it looks good.
- It's amazing. - Wow, this is amazing.
- It looks good. - It looks good.
- It was crazy. It was crazy. - He looked like that, but he wasn't.
He was wearing the same clothes, wasn't he?
- Hello. It's been a while. - Oh, he said it!
- Hello. It's been a while. - He's polite.
Finally, Konnichiwa Tomodachi!
When we met for the first time, I didn't say "konnichiwa", but I felt like I was being rude to you.
So, it's better to say "konnichiwa" than "konnichiwa".
- What kind of ending is that?! - Either way, it's funny.
- It's funny. - It's funny.
- Is there an age difference? - Yes, there is.
- Because we grew up together. - Tomodachi, I guess?
- You don't say "konnichiwa" in a serious way, do you? - No, we don't.
- That's what you did, didn't you? - Yes.
Next week, "Downtown on Wednesday" and "King's Brunch" will do a special collaboration!
It doesn't suit you!
You're completely messing with me.
"Downtown on Wednesday" will be a instant hit!
I can't use this material.
Why can't we broadcast it?
And the 10th DVD will be released!
I really liked it!
A special edition of "Kuro-chan Project" with unreleased footage!
The first episode will feature "Kuro-chan" blindfolded!