AISubs v3.5
Good evening, everyone!
Let's go! The first presenter is this person!
Oh!
It's ugly!
As expected!
It doesn't end with "paka"!
Yes!
Well, this time!
I have a theory about Fushigi-chan!
That is this!
Fushigi-chan's setting! Pattern!
What do you call this?
This is "kokatsu"!
"Kokatsu" setting!
I'm sorry!
"Kokatsu" setting!
Please don't stop!
It's ugly that you can't read it with your arms crossed!
Well, this!
Until now!
Well, "something" born from something.
"Something" came from "something" land!
Yes, yes!
It's like that!
I think Fushigi-chan's pattern existed for a while!
I see!
But this one, as expected!
It's already all out!
It's gone!
Yes!
A completely original Fushigi-chan!
It's gone!
It doesn't come out like this anymore!
Certainly!
This time!
To people who aren't Fushigi-chan's setting,
Fushigi-chan's audition will be held the day after tomorrow!
What kind of setting will you bring?
Can you handle it?
Eh?!
Sounds interesting!
This is scary!
This is scary for everyone!
This is scary!
Please watch naked Fushigi-chan!
In a way she's doing her best!
Yes!
Please watch Fushigi-chan's hard work!
Yes, yes!
Please watch it!
After this!
In the emergency Fushigi-chan audition,
innovative settings will appear one after another!
Fushigi-chan fans of "Shinshinkie"!
Furthermore!
The distance and limit of making people laugh!
100 meter theory!
Who can make people laugh from the farthest place?!
Also, if you get 100% Akira from "Zenra ni Obon no Ne Taishou", you can make people laugh from the farthest place?!
"Fushigi-chan" setting...
The theory of pattern existing is confirmed.
Oh! It's me! The prince of "Zenra ni Obon no Ne Taishou", Richel!
- It's richel, right? - Richel-san.
- This is my first time, right? - Right?
There are many talents with "fushigi-chan" settings, including queens, stars and fairies, but...
To be honest, I think there are too many patterns.
Therefore, this program will hold an emergency "fushigi-chan" audition.
Will the "fushigi-chan" of novel settings appear?
So, first of all, the manager will tell the talents about the audition.
There is an audition for "fushigi-chan".
This is a normal stage.
I don't have any magic or mysterious elements, though.
Am I "fushigi-chan"?
It's difficult.
What should I do? I don't know which character to choose.
The "fushigi-chan" of novel settings has already been checked.
This time, we will recruit a "fushigi-chan" of novel settings.
In addition...
Actually, I'm sorry to say this, but I have an audition tomorrow.
What? Tomorrow?
Yes, it's tomorrow.
What? Wait a minute. But I can't do anything.
I'm in trouble.
I'm worried.
Can I do it?
What? Tomorrow?
Tomorrow?
If you give her time to think about it, she may settle down to a normal setting.
So, she will dare to think about it overnight.
And the next day...
The first one who came was...
I don't have any magic or mysterious elements, though.
This woman who said earlier that "fushigi- character" is "magic" is...
Hello, everyone!
Yes, welcome!
Today, my hometown, Pride Rock, is going to participate in "fushigi-character"!
This is...
I've been putting in a lot of kanji.
You've worked hard for this!
I've worked hard for this!
First of all, can you tell me your name?
Yes, I'm Sayalion, and I'm from Pride Rock!
Sayalion...
You've thought about it, haven't you?
I'm human!
But my dad and mom are lions, so...
Oh, I brought my dad with me today!
Um...
If you were a child between lions and lions, wouldn't you become human?
I'd rather become human!
Yes!
Next up is...
I'm...
a robot!
A robot?
Yes!
What are you?
I'm about 3,000 yen!
3,000 yen?
Yes!
Where do you sell it?
Yodobashi Camera!
You sell it at Yodobashi?
Yes!
By the way, in this verification...
Out of the 55 people who participated in the audition...
From "One Night Mystery"...
Four people who are good at it will be selected...
And in the studio's fake show recording...
We've decided to pick the No. 1 character for now...
And so, what came next was...
"Am I Musugi-chan?" "Huh? This is hard! This is hard!"
This woman was not confident in herself.
"Where are you from?" "I'm from the country of pineapples!"
"I'm a pineapple!" "You're a pineapple!"
I'm a pineapple! I'm a pineapple! I can't say 'pineapple'!
"You can say 'pineapple'!" "I can't say it!"
"You can say it!" "I'm a pineapple!"
But, because of this one mistake...
Unfortunately, she didn't make it to the finals.
"What's your blood type?" "Before Earth, I'm Mars."
"You're Mars?" "Yes."
You're very normal!
"Are you a human?" "No, I'm a fairy."
Wow, you're a fairy!
This is my original appearance.
Are you completely normal?
No, I became human a week ago.
"What's your blood type?" "I'm North American."
"What's your birth type?" "I'm North American."
How old are you?
Right now... I'm not even 100 years old.
What is that?!
I wanted to ask you that! I wanted to ask you that!
Meanwhile...
It's a leaf.
Right now, it's a white leaf.
Since I rubbed my head against it, it's starting to look like a human.
It's a kappa.
A kappa, huh?
A kappa that looks like a human has appeared.
I prepared this costume for you.
Eat it while it's hot.
It's good.
This choice may be something you'll carry with you for the rest of your life.
In order to avoid that,
Kappa's Rita and Mitadera's Lisa have decided to participate in this competition.
I'm not from this world.
I'm actually from the future.
The future is 2700 years ago.
Your father is a dog.
I didn't know much about other families.
So I didn't feel uncomfortable about my father being a dog.
When I was an idol,
I was also an FBI investigator.
Where are you from?!
You should know that much!
Your heart's length!
Your occupation is a monkey.
So you're a monkey.
My name is Honma Babayo.
Honma Babayo?
Yes, I'm Honma Babayo.
Babayo?
Well...
This may look like I'm a foreigner,
but I'm actually an Osaka woman who was born and raised in Osaka.
It's not a very interesting setting.
Unfortunately, it didn't work out.
Um...
I... um...
Take good care of my children.
Hmm? What's this?
Um...
They're my pets, but...
They're all alive.
No, it's not like that.
This is really...
Um...
I was born and raised outside Osaka.
This is Otama Jackson.
This is my little brother.
Little brother?
Yes, he's called Hino Hayato.
This is my little brother.
Little brother.
Too cute!
Hino Mai-san, who has been improving her unique settings,
has now made it to the main event!
Wow!
I may look like this, but I'm actually a cat.
I've come from the world of pickles.
The world of pickles?
I'm actually a doll.
A doll?
She's a doll.
My job is being lazy.
My name in space is Saori Portman.
How much do you make?
150,300 yen.
That's about it.
Where are you from?
I'm from Krilimont.
What kind of places do you do?
We mainly do circuses.
I'm the circus leader,
but we also do candy and other things.
How much candy is this piece worth?
The manager is laughing.
Let me see...
There are 65 round candies.
More?
What's the difference?
The difference is...
you can take other people's candy.
Really?
She's laughing.
That's terrible.
Yes.
Even if the manager laughs?
You can take other people's candy.
For now, she's ready to give anything back.
Elina van der Wood, also known as Ms. Saiki Elina,
has decided to participate in the competition.
And lastly, we have this man.
My name is BAMIUDA MASUDA TRIANGLE.
I was raised in a reaction island in BAMIUDA island since I was little.
And there, people ask for a lot of reactions.
I don't think it's like that, but...
I wanted a balanced pattern, so I decided to pass.
So, these four people decided to appear in a fake show.
And on the day of recording...
"KING OF HINADAN"!
Fake show "KING OF HINADAN" starts!
Now, this show is a show where you can find a variety of Hinadans.
Comedians, athletes, older women, cultural people, idols, and Fushigi-chan...
In each frame, you can discover new stars!
It's a show where you can create the strongest Hinadan!
Yes, this fake show is a public audition show that has been on regular since autumn.
Who among the four will win the Fushigi-chan frame?
Since it's a Fushigi-chan frame audition...
We'll also have Ryu-chel-san from CHELCHEL LAND participate!
And after this, these four people will appear, but...
Actually, the day before recording...
The other day, you passed the audition for "King of Hina".
What? Wow!
Really?
You passed and...
You're lying!
That's right!
You're banned from auditioning?
You all passed...
What do you mean, "banned from auditioning"?
But, moreover, since you're here...
You seem like a weak character...
You were asked to do a side show...
Not that kind of show...
You were told to do that show...
You'll be punished for this too...
That's painful...
Your mother will kick you out...
Really?
But, you seem like a weak character...
You're a sexy person...
Weak...
Really...
And, more...
Something else?
More...
Something more amazing?
Something that has more punch?
Something more punchy?
Something that has more punch?
Really?
It's decided, but...
Tomorrow, right?
It's pretty bad, right?
Again with that "just before" kind of thing?
"Just before" kind of thing?
These four people with potential...
Will be given stronger characters...
And so...
Sorry for making you wait!
We're aiming for the King of Hinadan members...
Fushigi-chan's members!
Please come out!
Even if you switch roles, you can still come out!
This program was brought to you by these sponsors.
It's not a live show...
That's painful!
We're aiming for the King of Hinadan members...
Fushigi-chan's members!
Please come out!
Wow!
They've completely changed!
They've already become "o".
It's like the ending of "Nakano's Indies Live".
It's like "Marriage of Ogu", isn't it?
Each of them has their own personality.
Otoge-san, please introduce yourself!
Yes, everyone, thank you for having me!
Thank you for having me!
First of all, could you briefly introduce yourself?
Yes.
You're Kappa, right?
Yes, I am.
Onii!
I'm Rii-tan of Oni-no-ko!
I'm from Oni-no-ko Village!
Shun-shun!
Wow!
She's from Oni-no-ko Village!
Could you please introduce yourself, Rii-tan-san?
Yes, I can!
How old are you, Rii-tan-san?
I'm 260 years old!
You've come a long way!
It's neither new nor old, isn't it?
As a Kappa-based Oni, she has become a bit of a tricky green Oni.
She's Oni-no-ko Rii-tan, also known as Mitadera Risa.
Now, who's next?
Yes, hello!
I'm Chi-no-mai!
I'm from the Chi-family!
Today, I've come here in search of something that goes well with Chi!
Ah, chikuwa!
Ah, chikuwa, chikuwa!
It's not chikuwa!
You're calling chikuwa "chi", aren't you?
No, I'm not!
You like gyprocks, don't you?
I think it's a different kind of food.
Ah!
Chikuwa is called "chikuwa" in Japan, but in your country, it's called "chi".
It's "chi"!
Yes!
In my country, it's popular to put something in "chi",
and I've come to Japan in search of something to put in "chi".
This is called "kyu", and...
Ah, we have that!
It's not "kyu", is it?
It's common in izakaya, isn't it?
It's not "kyu", is it?
It's good to have your own world view, isn't it?
Ah, I see!
It's not "kyu", is it?
Ah, I see!
By the way, where are you from, Ryujel?
I'm from Chirichiruran, so...
Ah, Chirichiruran!
It's good to have your own world view, isn't it?
Ah, I see!
Once again, like aluminum foil,
Chi-no-mai and Chi-no-mai have created their own world view.
And now, who's next?
Yes!
I'm from Uri!
Queen of Watermelon Country,
Erina...
I'm from Erigirus!
Nice to meet you, Shimauri!
It's confusing to say "shima" in this case, isn't it?
Uri's country, Uri's country...
What's in your hand?
It's a child.
A child?
Whose?
Mine.
That child of yours...
Yes!
That's a cucumber...
It's a cucumber, isn't it?
Ah, yes...
What is it?
It's in a chikuwa of Uchiizoku...
Yes, yes...
Is it really in a chikuwa?
Yes...
It's in a chikuwa of Uchiizoku...
Speaking of which...
Until yesterday, there was one more person who came to mind, and the last one.
Wow, this person is scary...
I am the one who came from beyond the galaxy!
No way...
The name of that planet is...
Yes!
A man who was loved by the prince and the man who was loved by the planet...
His name is...
It was almost like Ikezaki.
Murphy Masuda, 13th generation!
Yes, please take a seat.
It was a phrase I've heard and a title I've heard before.
In the end, they all had the same taste.
Murphy Masuda, 13th generation.
Also known as "Masuda Yusuke".
The four of them had the same taste.
Now, it's time for their appeal.
In my country, we can't show our basic faces.
But...
Basically, we show our faces with our full faces.
We show our faces with our full faces like watermelons.
If we show our faces and someone sees us, we'll be executed.
Executed?
Yes!
So it's decided by law?
Yes, it's decided by law.
But I...
Watermelons?
Let's just take them!
What are you looking at?
And this man of the C family is...
Insects, but...
Insects?
Yes!
They put in an aluminum foil pet again.
This was also a must.
Can I take a closer look?
It doesn't look like it has life in it.
It's alive.
This is aluminum foil, right?
It's not aluminum foil.
This is the aluminum foil in the zip lock.
It's different, right?
No, it's alive.
I want to see what's inside.
I'll do it.
Be quiet.
It's moving now.
Can you hold it?
Can I hold it?
Yes, you can.
Be gentle.
It's moving a lot.
No, it's not moving.
Huh? It's not moving.
No, it's not moving at all.
It's moving.
No, it's not moving.
It's not moving.
Be quiet!
I'm getting nervous!
Yes, you are.
It can't move, right?
It's moving.
No, it's moving now.
It's moving.
It's a pet.
She showed off her kimono-wearing appearance in front of the chair.
Rita, personally, I feel like the green paint is too sweet.
That's because of your feet.
Your feet are painted, right?
I feel like it's too sweet.
Why is the color different?
It's different.
Actually, if you put a lot of force into it, it will turn green.
It's just that it's half-and-half.
Is it half-and-half because you're pulling it out?
That's right.
Eat a lot of cucumbers and put a lot of force into it.
If you don't eat cucumbers, it will look like this.
Out of the four of you, who did you feel the most like?
For example, the movement of the hands, and the fact that it can be done at low cost, but it is a very good idea.
The other three have a feeling of going shopping.
It's amazing that you went shopping in a hurry.
Not only that, but there are three girls who seem to have thought about it to some extent, but on the other hand, this one is...
Where are you from?
I am a tension comet in the galaxy.
Is everyone in high tension?
Yes, all residents are in high tension.
What do high-tension people eat?
High-tension people eat cucumbers.
Cucumber again?
It's just in my eyes, isn't it?
No, it's a cucumber.
Cucumber, cucumber, you also eat cucumbers, don't you?
Cucumber.
Cucumber, right?
So far, I'm not interested in high-tension people.
No, there are quite a few.
What is it?
I don't know.
There are three of you.
I can see something.
High-tension people can't see anything.
High-tension people are high-tension people.
It's not like that.
What is entertainment?
Entertainment is high-tension gymnastics.
That's it.
High-tension people are normal people, aren't they?
That's right.
So, it's time for a story.
Who will appear in "King of Hinadan" in Fushigi- chan frame?
Mr. Kotouge, please announce it.
Actually, this is not "King of Hinadan".
What?
No, it's a fake show.
Yes.
What?
This is "Downtown" on Wednesday.
What?
What about the winner?
There is no winner.
There is no concept of winning.
There is no "King of Hinadan" in the first place.
What?
There is no winner or loser.
Of course, none of them had any idea about it.
Let me explain about this show.
I was scared.
You are hiding.
Were you scared?
Yes.
Why?
I tried my best to paint it green in the dressing room.
And there were many questions I didn't know.
I was scared.
Were you scared?
Yes.
But you shouldn't cry.
I see.
Don't waste your tears.
I heard that you can appear in "Downtown" on Wednesday.
In this way?
Yes, in this way.
Because you chose it.
I'm watching you on TV.
But you shouldn't cry.
You shouldn't cry.
You shouldn't cry, Riitan.
I want to appear in "Downtown" with normal skin.
Because you chose it.
A strange road is a thorny road.
You are amazing.
How was it, Matsumoto-san?
This program itself was like "cucumber variety show".
"Cucumber variety show".
That's what I said.
But there were other good things.
Yes, there were.
There were some good things.
Yes, there were.
"Honma Babayo" was interesting.
"Honma Babayo".
"I'm not old enough to be 100 years old".
It was interesting, wasn't it?
Yes, it was.
But it was strange that you didn't say a word there.
The next presenter is this person! Please come in!
I'm Kasuga.
Here comes Fushigi-chan.
I'm not Fushigi-chan.
I'm Gansou Fushigi-chan.
I'm not Gansou Fushigi-chan.
I didn't say anything, did I?
Speaking of me, Kasuga, you took a laugh right away.
I didn't.
You took a big laugh.
Did I?
I have a theory about laughter.
Except me, there are three entertainers here.
Have you ever done it in the biggest place you've ever been?
We gathered a lot of members and did it in Osaka- jo hall.
But we didn't do it for laughter. We did it for events.
Where did you do it?
I don't know.
But we did it in a place where dolphins are jumping for sales.
In the aquarium.
How do you feel about doing it in a big place?
Basically, it's hard.
It's hard, isn't it?
I don't think you can hear it.
It's too big and you can only hear what you say.
It's hard even when there's no ceiling.
So we brought a theory like this.
Here it is!
100-meter theory of distance that makes people laugh.
Isn't it quite far?
I think it's harder the farther you are away from it.
Conrad's long-distance talent show will be held.
100-meter theory of distance that makes people laugh will be tested.
So this time...
We're going to test it in this well-known square.
And the three of you will be judging it.
My voice is gone again.
Because it's the sky.
I'll be taken away like this.
Starting from 50 meters,
if one of you judges it to be interesting, you clear it.
By increasing the distance and measuring the limit,
we'll verify it with a system like high jump.
I see.
Well then, it seems like you're ready.
50 meters challenge.
The first challenger is this person!
It's far.
Oh, it's Harames.
Oh, it's hot!
Huh?
I'm doomed!
Harames...
I wonder if I'll have some tea!
Red bean, wheat, brown rice...
Tsukimi...
Soken...
Bichan!
I don't know.
Please judge it!
As expected of you.
Round and round and round!
I don't know if I'll know it or not.
Haranes, you passed!
As expected of you, Haranes!
Thank you!
As expected of you!
Thank you!
It was farther than I thought it would be, but you got it right.
You got it right.
I can't hear you!
I'm sorry! I didn't say anything!
I can't wait for your information!
Even from a distance, it's an easy-to-understand story.
Haranes, you successfully cleared 50 meters!
The next challenger is this person!
It's bright!
- Huh? - Is he talking out loud?
I wonder...
- No, I think it's fine. - It's funny!
The far one is funny!
- He's fast! - Thank you!
- He's fast! - The frame is a little...
- The round one is funny! - Mr. Randy has passed!
- Congratulations! - Thank you!
- He passed! - He passed!
He passed!
- He passed! - He passed!
- Next up is... - Who is it?
- Oh!
- Oh, it's Open Tobacco! - Oh!
- It's funny! - I know who it is, but...
- It's Open Tobacco! - Oh!
- It's Open Tobacco! - Huh?
- Can you hear me? - Can you hear me?
- It's Open Tobacco! - Oh!
- It's not that kind of gay, is it? - No, it's not.
- It's because it's New Year's Eve. - Yeah.
- Huh? - Is it over?
- It's over.
- Is it over? - What?
- Well, it was over, but... - It's over.
- Please judge it!
- Uh... - It's - it's - it's - it's...
- It's declined!
- Huh?
- I can't hear you. - What?
- I can't hear you. - I don't know!
- I can't hear you! - I imitate you!
- That's probably why! I don't have a voice imitation! - That's right.
- That's right, if you have a voice imitation... - If you raise your voice, you'll lose your voice imitation.
It's a joke that doesn't work for long distances, and Obata's brother is eliminated here.
Next up are these two.
- Maybe. - Oh! - Maybe. - Maybe. - It's fine, right?
- The temperature is low. - Wow! - It's barely there.
- Nanana, nanana... - Their maturity is also in sync.
Joyman has successfully cleared 50 meters.
- I love you! I love you! - Furthermore...
- Wow, Yuuichiro is tall. - Wow!
- Oh, no... - I did it!
- Yuuichiro is also tall and has successfully cleared 50 meters. - He's really tall, isn't he?
Next up...
- Oh! - Oh!
- Nakayama's muscles... - Muscles...
- Oh! - He has muscles.
Muscle shortcut!
Muscle multiplication!
Second row!
Two seven fourteen...
Two eight sixteen...
Meat!
I love you!
- Oh! - Oh!
- In the first place... - You're the only one who can do it.
- And with that... - Oh, no!
- I feel like it's a little weak. - It's a little weak.
The next challenger is this person!
- Oh! - Huh? Who is it?
- This city hasn't changed! - Oh!
- Oh!
- I can hear your voice. - I can see it in your eyes.
Have you forgotten? It's me! It's me!
It's a hamburger!
- Oh, this is... - It's a hamburger!
- That's how you look at it. - That's how I look at it.
- It goes well with you. - Yes, it does.
When I was wandering around at home, my mother told me this.
Hey, hamburger! How long are you going to wander around like that?
Why don't you get to work soon?
"You're a hamburger, aren't you?" "Yes, I am."
What?
Hamburger!
He's just saying "hamburger" though.
- It was kind of scary. - It was scary.
- "Hamburger" - "Hamburger"
- I heard that. - "Hamburger"
- "Hamburger"! - "Hamburger"!
- Oh, I forgot. - Itoda-san, you passed!
- "Jyuu" - "Jyuu"
- "Jyuanen" (Japanese for "free")
And last but not least, this man.
- "Hadatamii" (Japanese for "flatland" - "flatland"
- This is it. - "Hello, everyone! I'm Haruto Tamashiro."
- "I have a request. Please let me do it." - "Yes, do it."
- "This is my..." - "Top hat." - "I can't see it anymore!"
- "Kirin no Kashiba!" - "Kirin no Kashiba!"
- "Hey, hey, hey, hey!" - "I can't see anymore!"
- "Hey, hey, hey, hey! It's flatland!" - "Hey, hey, hey, hey! It's flatland!"
Oh, well.
- "XXXX" passed! - "XXXX" passed!
Out of 8 players, 7 cleared the 50m.
- It was really hard. - They traveled many miles.
It's finally the 100m I'm going to do this.
The main event is just around the corner
He's going home
Round and round and round
He's passed the first round
Following that, Dandy also cleared 100 meters
The next challenger is this person!
Wow, it's deep!
I can't hear you at all.
Oh no, I can't hear you!
Can you hear me?
I'm sorry for coming out of nowhere!
I can hear you.
I don't know when I said it.
Get out of here!
Thank you very much!
He could see the movement, but he couldn't hear most of the important content.
Joyman is eliminated at 100 meters.
Next...
(The next challenger is this person!)
You can't see me, can you?
I can't see you!
Rock-paper-scissors!
OK!
I lost!
Oh no!
I don't know!
I don't know.
Penalty! Penalty! Penalty!
Yuuichiro Nagai is eliminated.
Next up is Nakayama Muscle-san's 100m challenge.
Standby, please!
Hey!
Do you want to do 100m or not?
Can you decide with a muscle roulette?
Do it 100m first!
Do it! Do it!
If you stop on the left, you won't do it.
If you stop on the right, you will do it.
Muscle roulette. Do you want to do it or not?
Which one is it?
Do you want to do it or not?
You stopped!
Do you want to do it or not?
Do it! Do it! Do it!
Oh!
If you stop on the left, you won't do it!
Do you want me to pass 100m?
I'll pass!
What? Pass?
Yes, this time, like jumping off a cliff on a track,
passing is OK and rules are adopted.
And so is the hamburger master.
Hamburger!
This time, 100m.
I'm going to mature it.
What?
To save the topic, he passes.
And so it continues.
It's a flower trip, isn't it?
You can hear it, can't you?
You're pushing it too hard!
No!
Wow.
He's laughing.
Wow!
He's not laughing at all.
Is he a candidate for the championship?
His voice is a little loud.
Five people have broken the 100 meters that were thought to be the limit.
Will he be able to deliver a laugh even 150 meters away?
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Will he be able to deliver a laugh even 150 meters away?
First of all...
Hey.
I want to get involved in this.
I'll do "roi roi roi roi".
It's funny, but...
He's laughing!
It's funny, but I'm not doing it in time.
His voice was judged to be hard to deliver.
Paranishi came out in the game with his movement as the main.
Paranishi.
His strategy went well and he clearly cleared it.
Next, Dandy will also challenge with more movement, but...
He didn't clear it.
And this man...
I won't do it!
Again?!
And next, we have this story that the training went well.
I can't hear you at all.
Thank you very much!
She's laughing.
It's a disaster!
What's going on?
I'm sorry!
The distance is 150 meters.
So far, no one has laughed out loud.
As the story goes, 100 meters was the limit.
I see.
It's a challenge from Aristo Sako.
It's so small!
I can't hear you at all!
Thank you very much!
It's just right.
It's amazing.
I can't hear you at all.
- Yes. - Yes.
- Wow! - Wow!
- It's really amazing. - It's amazing!
- So, the distance is finally 200 meters. - Yes.
First, Haranishi's challenge.
- Wow! - Wow!
- No, no, no. - Wow!
- What is this?
- Huh? - It's moving.
- Isn't it an aibo? - Aibo, aibo, aibo.
Aibo charges.
- It's not an aibo, it's a foot. - Foot, foot, foot.
- It's over. - I heard it.
It sounded like a foot ball, but...
- It's a penalty, penalty, penalty! - This distance is...
Due to the fall of Haranishi, only two remain.
It was a one-on-one battle between Kinni and Zakosho...
- Pass! - What?!
- As per the rules, Kinni passes. - What?!
- What does that mean?! - What does that mean?!
- And so... - What does that mean?!
Wow!
I'm hungry.
What is it?
- Amazing! - Wow!
- Wow!
I'm done!
Circle! Circle! Circle!
From "interesting" to "amazing"
There is a sense of shifting
Anyway, he cleared 200 meters.
150 meters!
5 seconds until I pass the announcement!
4, 3, 2, 1!
Pass!
On the other hand, Zaco cleared 250 meters.
Finally, he challenges 300 meters.
So far, I have passed 300 meters in four consecutive passes.
He is a fearless genius.
What will you do, Kinri?
Will you challenge me?
I will do it!
So, this is Kinri's second time revealing a story.
Kinri!
Can you see me?
- I can't see you. - Can you hear me?
- What? - I can't hear you.
Green and green.
It's so colorful.
And you can barely hear that voice.
I was a big fan of you.
I was looking forward to meeting you.
- Too high? - Too high.
That's weird!
I can't pull it out!
That's weird!
I can't hear you at all.
The result is still negative.
Muscle, 50 meters record.
And...
I can hear you!
It's like a lie!
You, you, you, you, you, you, you are cute!
You are a superman!
Circle, circle, circle!
Mr. Zakoshi!
Circle!
So...
Mr. Zakoshi lost his voice.
What is the conclusion?
How was it?
It was three times higher than I expected.
Mr. Zakoshi was 300 meters away.
He was alone.
How about you, Takayama-kun?
The hamburger show was also interesting.
I got used to it and it was interesting.
But, Mr. Nakayama's muscle was a little...
It was a little...
Mr. Nakayama's muscle was the most interesting when he was studying abroad.
And it was the furthest from me.
Because you are in America.
It was the furthest from you.
I see.
Did you hear what he said at the end?
What did he say?
He said "Komatsuna!"
He said "Komatsuna!" because he couldn't use his strength because of spinach.
Can I say something serious?
Yes, please.
I mean, the voice of people who play the drums can be heard far away.
For example, in the play "Rokyoku" and "Gama no Aburaubi", people say "Welcome, welcome, welcome!"
But in reality, that voice can be heard far away.
So, I think we can understand that the voice of people who play the drums is bigger.
I know you are crying now, but...
Next, we will introduce and verify various theories in the world.
Everyone's Theory Corner
Tonight's presenter is...
Mr. Toyama!
Well, I think this program has done a number of theories about preaching before.
This time, we have a happier series of preaching than in the past.
Here is the theory!
If you get preached by Akira 100% in front of everyone, you will laugh in the gap.
Wow!
I see.
No matter how serious you look when you preach, you will laugh even if you are angry.
I don't know about that.
But you can also laugh a lot.
Do you have such an experience?
Do you laugh when you see someone angry?
I was doing something like peace planning.
An AD was doing something about peace planning.
The meeting was so messy that when I got pretty angry, I did something about peace planning.
When I spitted out the remaining peace, I ended up laughing out loud.
I laughed out loud.
That happened.
If you get preached by Akira 100% in front of everyone, you will laugh in the gap.
That's kind of you.
This time, the junior who is in charge of the introduction of fake business is the target.
First of all...
Hello.
What are you doing?
Nothing.
You look like a junior.
The junior of the agency, the pin entertainer, Wada Terumi.
Just before the fake business was broadcasted, the junior was checking the story in the waiting room.
"Ika-sand".
The preaching time starts now.
What kind of story is it?
It's not a concert.
That's right.
I came to buy electronics.
I got preached about it.
Can you stop it?
Even if you do it first, it's hard.
I'm scared.
Usually, he is a kind senior.
But sometimes, he is fierce.
And he doesn't know how to laugh.
So...
You can't do it like that.
You look like him.
What are you doing? Are you stupid?
You look like him.
He threw a bowl and opened his crotch.
I don't know if I should say this.
But...
That costume...
That costume is fake, isn't it?
That...
That costume...
You can laugh about it.
I invited everyone.
If you don't do it...
I don't know.
If you don't wear that costume, you can't sell it.
That costume...
Who said it?
You are stupid.
He said it.
He doesn't even use a medicine.
There was a story.
You are a good boy.
You are good.
To explain this project...
I wanted you to at least hide your hips.
I thought you were really mad at me.
Ika-sand.
It wasn't like that.
Ika-sand, you're depressed.
Next is...
Also a colleague of the agency, Shimeji Clinic.
What's your name?
To narrow down the target to one person...
To give a reason and make your partner precious...
I'm the only one left.
Yes.
Maybe it's about time.
Yes.
Get out of the way!
This is easy to cut.
Even if you cut this...
Because of his colleague's cell phone ringing...
He starts lecturing.
I only have one more chance!
One more chance!
Yoshimoto-kun is doing business with Nijuta-kun!
How are you going to do business with them?
It's pretty sharp.
I saw it!
You saw it!
Hang in there!
This is the only business tool I have.
It's fine.
Can I throw it?
It's fine if you throw it.
Are you surprised?
I'm not laughing!
Hey!
You cut it!
You fix the broken rice cake...
Without laughing.
What are you talking about?
And the last one is...
This is also a colleague of the office, Mori Kouhei of Pingelin.
You should relax a little.
As an example, while checking the data for clues...
Lecture time start!
What was so funny about it?
You know Yokohama City and you've never met Mori Kouhei, right?
I'm looking forward to it.
It's hard for me to understand!
Is it hard for you to understand?
Oh, people in Chiba, did you ride a falling wind?
That's...
You're going to pick it up for me, aren't you?
It's funny to pick it up, isn't it?
He attacks in the same pattern as before...
As expected, he doesn't laugh at all, so here's the final method...
I thought it was funny, so I called you.
But I'll manage it. I'll do my best.
I'll lend you a pen.
I see.
This is my specialty.
He threw away the rice cake and changed it to a paper plate with sweets on it.
I can't read it either.
You've been doing it from the beginning.
Oh, it's gone.
It's totally fine now, isn't it?
In addition...
Oh, I'm sorry.
It's a race.
Don't rush. Don't rush at all.
By the way, how are you buying it?
Are you buying it properly?
If you've got a camera, let's get one by one and buy it.
I definitely don't recommend buying it online.
But you know...
Do you want me to stop you?
Well...
You know...
Yonobashi-san also sells it online.
Don't laugh at me.
If you say it's not good...
It's not good for you.
You don't laugh at me.
I'm Saibai Taro, who entered this school from an unhappy middle school.
Unhappy middle school!
But you know...
It's a secret school.
No!
I'm not going to use it like that!
You know...
You don't laugh at me.
It's not bad for you.
You're lying.
So...
He doesn't laugh at people who are working.
He doesn't laugh at people.
I don't know how I should think of it.
It's wonderful, isn't it?
But he doesn't laugh at people.
Only you laughed at me.
It's funny.
I laughed a lot.
This theory makes me happy.
That's right.
You laugh at people who are working.
It's unbelievable.
It's like a turtle throwing an ice cream.
I don't think it's that important.
Next time on "Karateka Vs. Professionals Using Sticks"...
If Karateka Vs. Professionals Using Sticks Is A Good Rule,
It Could Be A Good Match,
Try Various Sports,
That Pattern of Hiding Pets For Parents,
It Could Be A Maximum Of One,
And...
It's delicious.
There Could Be No Heavy Smokers Over 100 Years Old,
Try Saying 'Hello,' To Your Friends,