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Thank you for coming on Wednesday's Don Tan!
Let's go!
The first presenter is this person!
Please come in!
Hello!
Thank you!
Thank you for coming!
Ah, this distance is just right!
No no, I want to come a little closer!
No no no, this is just right!
So first of all, please look at this picture!
Do you know who this is?
No!
Who is it?
It looks like you, but you're right!
This is a picture of me when I was twenty!
What?
Oh, it's completely different!
That's right. But her weight at that time was 55kg and now it's 80kg, so 25kg.
Wow, she's cute.
If she was Kikuchi Ami Grite, she'd be able to fight quite well.
She'd be able to fight equally well.
What do you think?
But this is a follow-up, right?
A follow-up?
A follow-up for someone.
Ah, yes, yes, yes.
I think it's a really cute follow-up.
How did you do it back then?
I had a boyfriend for a long time.
But after breaking up with her boyfriend, she immediately had a new boyfriend.
And then she had a new boyfriend again.
It was interrupted.
And that's what her husband is like now.
So he was popular.
And so, here's the theory.
A fat man who was popular when he was thin and now he's quite popular.
So in the end, there's an image that fat people aren't popular.
I see.
But people who were popular in the past are still popular now.
Ah, I see.
So in the end, while I had a boyfriend, I gradually gained weight.
But even in peak condition, you can still get married.
I see.
But it's a bit loose-fitting.
Loose-fitting?
With just this picture.
I can see it!
What is it?
It's got a loose-fitting picture.
After this, will a former beautiful fat woman still be popular now?
Furthermore...
It's time for a heavyweight competition.
Who will bring home the heaviest item?
A heavyweight competition!
And...
To look for the youngest submarine investor...
You're coming...
Even karaoke singers who deliberately sing poorly and aim for designated scores...
(Submarine TV Hero)
A fat woman who used to be popular when she was thin...
Will she still be popular now that she's fat?
And so, an investigation begins in the city.
That's fine.
And right away...
That's fine!
Excuse me, can you tell me your current weight?
About 70kg or 80kg.
I'm too scared to lift weights!
By the way, how much did you weigh when you were thin?
About 55kg.
The figure of 8 years ago, when she was the thinnest...
If you had friends, you might have talked to them.
She might have been the most popular.
When she was thin, she was popular.
Now that she's fat, is she still popular?
No, no, you can't wear this!
But...
Now and then, people from the tea line talk to me.
I don't know why, but people invite me to eat yakiniku or rice.
Even though she's fat, she's still popular.
Next, we asked her...
No, you can't wear this!
When I measured my height last...
I was 140cm tall.
She's 162cm tall and weighs 140kg.
When I measured my height last...
I didn't know how much I weighed.
So I don't know how much I weigh now.
At first, I thought my battery was broken.
So I exchanged my battery.
But it was a mistake.
The camera is right in front of you.
I don't want to ride it.
I'll end up in a hospital.
How much did you weigh when you were thin?
When I was thin...
I weighed about 48kg.
This is what she looked like 10 years ago, when she weighed 100kg less than now.
This is amazing!
My legs were heavy.
My arms at the time...
My arms now...
This is crazy.
You've been asked out a lot, haven't you?
I've never counted.
She's popular, isn't she?
When I say it now...
I really want to hit her.
It's okay.
Her current popularity situation is...
Do you think you're popular now?
Sometimes I get asked out.
I'm not in trouble.
But I feel like I'm going to get hit.
Even for a woman who has a two-timer like this...
She seems to be popular to some extent.
To some extent.
Next up is this woman.
Can I ask you how much you weigh now?
I'm 68kg.
68kg.
By the way, how much did you weigh when you were thin?
When I was the thinnest, I weighed about 48kg.
At that time, I did a lot of camouflage.
I was really number one.
I've never been more popular than now.
And even now, she's gained 20kg.
She looks like an old lady.
I think there are people who like this kind of physique.
I think I'm about 90kg now.
I think this is the time when I'm most relaxed.
I've gained about 25kg.
But...
Maybe now I'm more popular than before.
So far, everything is going according to the theory.
After all, is confidence from experience important for being popular?
And the next person we asked is...
Mitan, 47 years old, 140kg.
You're overdoing it.
Were you popular when you were thin?
I was so excited.
If you walk in Harajuku, you'll definitely see a few scouts.
This is how popular I was in those days.
I think I was about 53 or 54kg.
I bought you a Rolls Royce.
I gave you an apartment.
But it's been about 30 years since I was so popular and thin.
Now...
I'm so fat that I'm crazy, but it's not that I'm old, but there are a lot of people who say that it's pretty good.
It seems that popularity continues. But in the meantime...
I'm 98kg now.
I think I was hidden for about four people for a while.
I'm more popular when I'm thin.
There are already rare people who have not received favors from fat people since they became fat.
And finally, surveyed at the entertainment world...
By the way, I'm Keiko Kitagawa.
After this, this beautiful woman will appear in a ridiculous way!
No, this is huge!
Good morning! Nice to meet you!
A chubby idol, Michiko Ohashi.
How much do you weigh now?
I weigh 98kg.
98?!
Yes.
And this is what she looked like 6 years ago, when she weighed 44kg less than she does now.
This is a picture of when I applied for the Polypro Scout Caravan.
I went up to the 3 o'clock screening.
That's when I was called "North Keiko of Utsunomiya".
By the way, were you popular at the time?
I was popular.
There aren't many days when I haven't been picked up.
I was confessed to by 24 people in one month.
I thought to myself, "This is a person who can be popular."
You should think about it.
Ohashi's current popularity situation is...
At the time, I was incredibly popular.
But now, I think I'm just as popular as other girls.
I'm really cute.
Even now that she's fat, she says she's not troubled by men.
But she says she's troubled by a recent incident that happened to her.
I get hated a lot.
Why do you get hated?
Because I'm fat, I can get pregnant.
That's right.
If you'll excuse me...
Wow, that's amazing!
This is what I get hated for.
It's the worst.
Because of that incident, it seems like she knows she's too fat.
I don't think you can imagine my belly from this face.
She says she does a fat burning massage every day.
Next is...
Good morning!
Genin Kagishippo Leoti.
She weighs 70kg.
How much did you weigh when you were thin?
45kg.
I'm curious about how dirty your house is.
Before I became a comedian, I was a dancer.
I danced in a casino in Macau.
Really?
Yes.
This is it.
Wow!
It's very beautiful.
It's like a mountain fishbowl.
It's totally different!
Is this a strip dance?
It's not a strip dance!
I'm a show dancer.
Were you popular?
Yes, I was!
I went to different places as a show dancer.
By the way, are you popular now?
I'm not popular now.
Not even for fat people.
How long have you been single?
Less than 11 years.
There seems to be other reasons why she couldn't be popular other than the fact that she was fat.
Next up is Nobue Yu, a 148cm and 88kg bean tank actress.
She was 35kg when she was 10 years old and was the thinnest ever.
After that, she gradually gained weight.
I've never been popular in my life.
She's been living a life where she hasn't been popular at all for 29 years.
People who call me fat are definitely popular.
That makes me angry every time.
"Then bring me that person here!" I think about it every time.
"I'd like you to take me." That's a city legend.
She's totally popular.
She's already popular.
When she was in high school, she weighed 167kg and was called "wrestler".
167kg is quite a lot of weight for a wrestler.
Then, when she was 20 years old, she weighed 69kg.
She's now 35 years old and weighs 123kg.
She's been rebounding for 15 years. She's in the middle of it now.
She's young.
30 years ago, she had an unexpected experience.
When I was little, my mom and dad happened to walk in front of the school.
Then, an adult woman came out of nowhere.
It was Matsumoto-san and Hamada-san from downtown.
Hamada-san kicked me.
That's terrible.
I was shocked. I flew away.
Hamada-san!
So, there are people who can be popular all the time.
There are people who can't be popular all the time.
What's with you?
I don't need you anymore!
Our seats don't matter anymore!
She won't do anything!
She'll scold you!
She'll scold me!
She'll scold you!
Don't get me wrong, Matsumoto and me!
Since we were little...
At least don't kick either of us!
Why are you doing this to me?
She's kicking one of you!
It's not about that, it's about fat people!
You're all cheerful, aren't you?
That's right!
What do you think about fat women?
But in general, I like thin women better!
But even fat women don't like Jinnai-san!
That's right!
What?
This is a refusal!
Next, we will introduce and verify various theories in the world!
"Everyone's Theory Corner"!
Tonight's presenter is...
We welcome you with surprise!
Congratulations!
This is sudden, but...
Everyone, do you go to karaoke?
Since it's getting popular...
A few times a year...
Once or twice...
You've grown up and don't go anymore, right?
Inoue-chan, do you go?
When I'm playing with my friends, I go to karaoke.
You do?
There's a scoring function, right?
Yes, we do!
Do you do it?
Of course we do!
Jinnai, do you go with Norika?
No, why would we go?
Why would we go?
You don't go?
No, if you're saying it for a limited time, we don't go!
You did say it!
I did say it!
No, you didn't!
No, you did say it!
What's Norika's score?
What is that question?!
Stop it!
This time, we've brought a karaoke theory!
It's this one!
If you're really good at singing, you can score points at karaoke!
I see!
You can score points!
If you're good at it...
You can score points!
Does that mean you can reduce the number of points?
That's right!
If you're good at bowling, you can only score four points!
The next episode will be held at 4 o'clock!
If you can sing very well, you will be able to get the score you aimed for in karaoke.
So, this time,
they will sing for the score they got at 9 o'clock.
The song is...
"Sashikagen Karaoke Senshuken".
The first challenger is...
Sakura Maya.
Enka singer Sakura Maya.
Isn't Enka easy to sing?
So, they will sing for the score they got at 9 o'clock.
69 points.
I don't get told to lower my score.
Your goal score is 69 points.
What song will you sing?
Yes.
"Kaisuitopie".
No.
First of all, I will remove the pitch.
I will sing with the pitch raised two notes.
If you are the strongest karaoke queen, Sakura Maya,
can you control your singing voice and get the score you aimed for?
Amazing!
Wow!
If you listen to it normally, you'll think it's wrong.
It's a little different.
It doesn't match at all.
As planned, she continues to sing with two higher keys.
I'll listen to it.
You can listen to it?
Great technique!
I don't know if it's expensive or not.
She's raising it deliberately.
After that, she didn't match the pitch at all.
She removed it with exquisite precision.
What are the scores?
69!
Wow!
Is 10 points not enough?
It's too high.
Maybe you should have raised it a little more.
I said "59" for the first time.
She continues to challenge such difficult karaoke.
"Folk Duo - Sasuke".
The representative song is the biggest hit song for her debut song.
"Blue Bench".
It's a good way of saying it.
With this song, which she should have sung until she died,
she aims for 63 points.
Will she sing it?
You're crazy, aren't you?
It's a little off.
No, no, this song is terrible.
Hey!
It's not like she's a professional singer.
A bold way of taking off notes.
It's too off.
But in the chorus...
Oh, scary.
I should have told you I love you.
I wanted to see you, but I couldn't help it.
No matter where I go or what I do...
Isn't it better now?
She was pulled by the melody that had settled in her body and became a wonderful harmony.
It's too off.
It's too high.
I've never taken notes off on purpose before.
I sang it normally for a second.
Sasuke's karaoke performance wasn't a complete success.
It's a little difficult.
Next challenger is...
Please.
Oh, Yaguchi.
Former "morning girl" Yaguchi Mari.
I'll rap.
- You look like you're good at it. - Rap? - Yes.
I'll dance with all my might and end with my breath.
Yes.
Do you know this song, "Love Machine"?
Can you get 58 out of 100?
That's how it is.
She's doing her best.
I'm glad you got better.
You couldn't do it back then.
Didn't you get better?
You can do it!
How will she do it?
You can do it!
She got about 10 out of 100.
She succeeded in missing the note,
but her sense of rhythm improved,
and she got over 11 out of 58.
She's in perfect shape.
I'm exhausted.
I can't do it anymore!
After three groups of challenges,
the one closest to her goal is
SASUKE, who got over 7 points.
It's surprisingly difficult
and easy-to-understand karaoke, but...
The last challenger is...
I'm here to challenge you!
The king of music world, Mizuki Ichiro.
Thank you very much.
Hey, you're tall!
Seventy-five.
Seventy-five?
And of course, the song he chose is "Maginger Z".
Can you remove the melody a little and shout it out?
Will he be able to succeed with appropriate shouting?
You're good at singing, aren't you?
You're a little good at it, aren't you?
That's not what I meant!
You're good at it, aren't you?
Hey, that's not what I meant!
Come on, come on!
It's too high!
What? It's too high!
I'm gonna die!
So, karaoke doesn't have any limits.
It was difficult!
But it'd be funny if Mizuki-san got scolded by Mr. Nagai Go.
Don't say that!
The world view is crumbling!
Now, we'd like to talk about one more thing.
Baseball.
We're in the middle of the season.
Jindai-kun also loves Hanshin University.
I love it!
He plays there.
There are different ways of pitching.
I don't know about girls, but there are different ways of pitching.
How many types are there?
Overthrow...
Side...
Quarter...
And underthrow...
Do you like any of them?
I like underthrow.
That's right.
I don't hear about it now.
I don't know about it now.
But this year, one player lost in an underthrow game.
I'm done with this story.
What?
You're fast!
You're not interested in baseball at all!
I'm not talking about baseball!
I'm not talking about it!
I won't go if you say that!
I'm not interested in it at all!
I brought this theory with me.
This is it!
It's a theory that it's 100% your parents' will for you to be a submarine pitcher in boys' baseball!
Submarine...
Submarines have come out now.
Submarines...
This underthrow...
Underthrow...
Is that a submarine?
Submarines are...
There's no one who chooses first in boys' baseball all of a sudden, is there?
What happens above that first?
That's true.
There's no one who starts playing baseball and suddenly goes like this.
So far, it has been provided by the sponsors you see.
You're a little understated.
But I definitely won't choose this myself.
Let's stop talking about this.
No, no, no.
A picture of a submarine in boys' baseball.
A parent's opinion verifies a 100% theory.
"Submarine pitcher" is also called "underslow".
In the old Japanese league, there were many such submarine pitchers.
Currently, among all pitchers of the professional baseball 12th division, 465 people.
There are only four underslow pitchers.
Is there an elementary school student who controls such a professional but rare submarine pitcher in the first place?
Do you know underslow?
Do you know?
Is there anyone who throws underslow?
No?
It's faster and breaks shoulders.
The motion is big and it's easy to pass and it's easy to be hit.
Elementary school students who deny submarines from quite professional pitches.
I'm looking for an underslow pitcher.
Don't you want to play underslow?
I don't think so.
It's a pain in the ass.
Furthermore, we asked the director of the youth baseball team.
We don't recommend it as a team.
Why?
It's not good for children's elbows and shoulders.
Because of health reasons.
It's stupid if you can't play baseball.
If there is anyone who wants to throw it like that, we will do it.
No, we won't do it.
Our team.
Will you fix it?
Where do you throw it?
I'll throw it.
Elementary school students who know the basics of baseball.
It's forbidden to change schools.
However, we couldn't find any submarine elementary school students.
So we looked up the underslow population of each generation.
Three of the 105 pitchers who participated in the All Japan Championship at university.
In high school, one of the 80 pitchers to be selected for the spring championship.
And since middle school students' data were not available,
we conducted a survey on a program,
and we were able to confirm one J.C. Submarine in Osaka.
A girl.
A girl?
No matter which generation you look at, it is a submarine pitcher who has become extinct.
Why on earth has it become like this?
We asked this person.
Mr. Yamada, the world's best submarine pitcher who has won 284 championships.
It's rare to see a professional pitcher in the world of submarines.
That's right.
When I became a professional pitcher, I joined the team in 1944.
There must be at least two or three people in each team.
No, not that many.
Because they have it.
I see.
Why did you join the team?
Now, there are almost no amateur coaches.
Because there are no experienced people, for example, you can't coach.
And it may be the case for children who have more left- handed batters.
Left-handed underhand is like a weak point that hits just right.
A vicious cycle caused by the phenomenon of underthrow pitchers.
And it is a submarine that has been following the phenomenon of weak points in modern baseball for a month now.
There is information that there is a submarine elementary school student in Kumagaya City, Saitama Prefecture.
Let's go to the training ground.
Oh!
There it is.
There it is!
Finally found it!
Elementary school student Mariko Sabu.
But it bends like this.
By the way, let's ask her about how she threw it.
You showed me how you threw it earlier.
How did you throw an underslow?
I went to an underslow and learned it.
Who told you that?
The coach.
The coach?
You saw it yourself?
The underslow was not her parent's choice but the coach's choice.
How do you feel about changing it to an underslow?
No.
The ball comes late.
Well, yes.
So you preferred the previous one?
No.
You won't return it?
No, no, I'll do it.
Why won't you return it?
No, no, I'll do it.
There seems to be something difficult to say.
Let's ask the coach about it.
If the team has a left fielder and an under slow, we can change the goal.
To be honest, I don't want an under slow.
I have a fast ball player.
If I get a fast ball player, I'll change it with an under slow.
We can't do anything together.
For the team's sake, he was transferred to the under slow.
This is not an order, it's not a direction.
There is also such a way.
That's why it's the most difficult way for me.
It's the most difficult way for me.
So you want to do it yourself.
It's not an order.
I want to do it like this.
There is also such a way.
The coach said he wouldn't force you to do an under slow.
Which do you prefer?
Again.
And with that, the match is over.
What kind of ending is this? It's disgusting.
What a kid chose.
It's not forced, is it?
It's not forced.
It's not, is it?
It's not forced, is it?
We took a break.
We practiced.
It's a little slow.
The next presenter is this person. Please come in!
The match is over.
Thank you.
Nice voice.
I'm Girin. Nice to meet you.
Nice voice.
Thank you very much.
Today is a sports day.
Sports day.
Everyone, please remember.
Yes, yes.
Do you know the "borrowing competition"?
Yes, I know it.
Do you know it?
Yes, I know it.
In this way, if you add this element, it will be even more interesting.
That's why I came up with this theory.
Please.
"Borrowing competition".
It's not about speed, it's about weight.
For example, if the topic is "clock", you can borrow a clock you've seen before.
The person who brings the heaviest clock within the time limit wins.
Weight.
Is this program a heavyweight variety show?
It's heavy today, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's a heavy variety show today.
"Borrowing competition" with three themes.
Borrowing competition
Weighted borrowing competition
What is it? I don't know what you are talking about.
Borrowing competition
Interesting.
It's not easy.
It's not simple.
"Borrowing competition" is "weighted borrowing competition", right?
There is a time limit of two hours.
While you are waiting, please bring something heavy according to the theme.
It feels good to know what is heavy now.
You are good. You are a manzai artist.
You too.
There are three themes in total.
The first theme is...
"Weighted book".
Weighted book
Do you know what you are thinking about at the moment?
I don't know.
They are looking for "heaviest book".
They start the first round.
The first one seems to be "koujien".
After all, I think everyone thinks so.
But I think everyone thinks the same.
I think there is a book heavier than "koujien".
"Koujien" is a book about "tonight" and "tonight" is a book about "tonight".
Don't you know him?
Yeah, he's in that lighthouse.
Kasuga got in the car immediately.
By the way, which way do you want to go?
Shall we go to the library?
Oh, I see.
The library in Suginami Ward.
Oh.
They started moving to the library in Suginami Ward, which is near their home.
On the other hand, Kano...
I have a senior who is knowledgeable about this subject.
I'd like to talk to him.
Who is it?
I'd like to call him.
I've been to his house.
His house is big and there are a lot of books.
Wow.
He has a lot of ideas.
What?
Good morning.
What's up?
We're doing a project.
The one who brings the heaviest book will win.
Anyway, it's a heavy book.
They explained the project and made a promise to borrow the heaviest book in Shinagawa's house.
Isn't it easy to win?
And, Ginshari Hashimoto is left.
What should we do for now?
Are we going back and forth?
I don't know if they're selling oriental books or not.
They're waiting for the books and decide what to do with them.
They started to run towards their designated places.
Heavy book borrowing race.
The first one who arrived at their destination is Kano.
We're here.
Excuse me.
Here you are.
Excuse me.
This is...
No problem.
I was surprised.
It's heavy.
I searched for a dictionary.
Is that so? Excuse me.
There are various dictionaries like "gensoki" and "jinmeizukan".
This is No. 1.
Really?
I like hard covers.
I see.
Let's weigh it.
It's impossible.
I want a thicker one.
1.6 kg.
Isn't it heavy?
I think it's quite heavy.
No, it's heavier.
I had a lot of heavier ones.
They succeeded in keeping one book as soon as possible.
That's what I wanted to bring.
On the other hand, Hashimoto, who is looking for an old book store,
Look at this.
Is it true?
It's so heavy.
How much is it?
It's 2 million yen.
2 million yen!?
It's been 400 years since I bought it.
It's been 1,600 years.
1,600 years!?
Oh, it's been 1,618 years!
It's been 400 years.
So it's been 2 years and 1 million years.
I can't say it's true.
You're right.
What was that?
This is a big one.
It's worth 4 million yen.
4 million yen!?
It's fast.
If you weigh such an expensive book, it is quite heavy.
But not only the purchase, but also the rental was also refused.
And here Kasuga finally arrives at the library of his choice.
This is my library.
There must be a library.
We probably can't get in here.
Oh, yeah, we can't get in here.
Then I will go alone.
You will be pulled.
What kind of heavy book will he bring back?
On the other hand, Kano, who rented a book while taking a step back...
Some kind of hospital book looks really hot.
Where is Director Takasu?
Do you know him?
Hello.
Kano contacted Takasu, who became friends with him on the show.
Although he is not here now, he was allowed to bring something that he wanted.
So he came to Takasu Clinic in Akasaka.
Wow, there are so many.
It's amazing.
It's huge.
How is it?
Look at this.
It's heavy.
I saw it earlier.
It's heavy.
It's two books.
It's really heavy.
It's two books in one set, but it's definitely one book, right?
It's one book.
So it's only one book.
This one is heavier.
It's heavy.
This is quite heavy.
It's heavier than the previous one.
What is this?
Kano got a specialty in plastic surgery at Takasu Clinic.
It's a bit noisy, though.
And...
First of all, Kano-san came back first.
Where was it?
Here it is.
Let's weigh Kano-san's books.
Here we go.
How much does it weigh?
3.26kg!
It's heavier than before.
"Kojien" is 2.5kg.
It's hard for me to hold it and wait.
Because it's too heavy.
And Kano was five minutes late.
The next person who came back was...
I didn't think you'd borrow it.
Oh!
You're back!
I'm back!
You're back!
Wow!
Wait a minute.
Is my shoulder going crazy?
Wait a minute!
Are you kidding me?
I'm back!
What's this?
It's a heavy book.
It's very heavy.
What is it?
I'm back!
What is it?
It's a stationary book.
It's not a stationary book.
It's not a stationary book!
How is it?
Kasuga brought it with confidence...
The fourth volume of "Art of Louvre and Paris".
The weight of it is...
One, two, and...
Wow!
It's 6.1kg!
It's twice as much as before.
It's almost two books.
It's a good book.
Kasuga has found about twice as many books as Kano.
Wow!
What's left is Hashimoto, who is aiming for old books.
It's here.
That library is...
Oh, I see!
The last Hashimoto has come back!
Welcome back!
40 minutes before the meeting time,
Hashimoto came to a library that specializes in photo books and art books.
This shop specializes in photo books and art books.
This is a book.
Is it a book?
What is it?
Is it a book? How do you get it?
You can get it at once, can't you?
What is it?
Is it a book?
It's a book.
I think it's good.
When he checked the contents of the book...
Seriously?
What is it?
I can't reach it.
It's okay.
What is it?
Muhammad Ali's photo book.
He found Muhammad Ali's limited edition photo book in a ridiculous size.
I didn't know it existed.
This is good.
How much is it?
500,000 yen.
What is the heavyness of the book?
It's amazing.
It's overwhelming.
I'll put it on you.
It's overwhelming.
How heavy is it?
It's like a child's book.
It's 22.9 kilograms.
It's huge.
It's like an elementary school student's book.
It's huge.
It's overwhelming.
I'll give it back to you today.
That's right.
Should we buy it or leave it?
I'm sorry.
What?
We can't?
What is it?
As it was a precious item, we can't accept it.
The book that Hashimoto brought in the end is...
Oh, I see!
The last one, Hashimoto-san, has come back! Welcome back!
What are you doing?!
Shut up!
Are you kidding me?!
No, I'm not kidding!
What?!
Kano-san, you're so small!
What is this?!
Is it really a book?!
It's a book! I've seen so many of these small books!
Yes, in the end, Hashimoto couldn't borrow a heavy book in the crowd, but...
On his way back to the library...
Somehow, he managed to get Leonardo da Vinci's painting book.
Oh, this is heavy.
Let's measure it right away!
Oh! 8.54!
I'm happy! I lost!
Miyamoto Hashimoto wins!
I did it!
So, the winner of the first round is Hashimoto.
And Billy will be Canon.
No, Canon was a little cruel.
It's a library, but you can't get in, can you?
I can't get in.
That's weird! Don't you have that idea as a TV man?
Don't you have that idea as a TV man?
TV man is a man who makes TV.
As a TV man...
This time, Canon has a penalty game.
What?
What? What? What? Is there a penalty game?
Please!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
The heaviest professional wrestler in Japan is...
Ryota Hama!
He weighs 225 kilograms!
Please measure it right away!
Okay!
Hama-san, thank you!
What? What? What?
What?
Ouch!
It hurts!
Ouch!
Hama-san!
Ouch!
Hama-san!
Ouch!
I hate this penalty game!
This is a painful game!
This is really painful!
It's painful!
It hurts!
It's painful!
It's pulling!
My cheeks and head hurt!
What is this?
The second round of heavy professional wrestler competition is...
The heaviest vegetable is a fruit.
What is it? Pumpkin?
I've never seen such a big one.
That means it's a pumpkin, a huge pumpkin.
It's like a sudden change of vegetables.
I don't know where it is at all.
There is a butcher who is familiar with vegetables in Shikita Prefecture.
I think that's the best.
Even if you don't have a big one, if you have one, you can ask for a bigger one.
They did research on the Internet and acquaintances.
They visited supermarkets and vegetable stores.
What kind of vegetables will they bring back?
Is it still a pumpkin?
The first person is KASUGA.
I'm back.
Are you the first one?
Welcome back.
I'm back.
It's a big watermelon again.
It's heavy and empty.
How heavy is it?
How many kilograms is it?
It's 10.5 kilograms.
It's a pleasant watermelon.
The second person is TASHIMOTSU.
It's a big watermelon.
It's big.
It's the same size.
It's TOMISATO.
Like KASUGA, the watermelon is from TOMISATO in CHIBA Prefecture.
How heavy is it?
It's more than 10 kilograms.
It's heavier than KASUGA's watermelon.
This is a big watermelon.
Where did you get it?
I went to a charismatic vegetable store.
What is a charismatic vegetable store?
This man brought two watermelons like that.
I can only say that I have it.
He looks confident.
What kind of vegetables did he bring?
Ghost pumpkin and so on.
In theory, it will be a watermelon.
Is that possible?
This is terrible.
This is a watermelon.
What is this?
This is a watermelon.
Wait a minute.
This is smaller than a normal watermelon.
This is for three people.
Where did you get it?
This is TOMISATO's watermelon.
Again?
This is TOMISATO's watermelon.
The three brothers of TOMISATO are completely crazy about watermelons.
Stop it!
TOMISATO's watermelon. Its weight is 6.63kg.
And of course, they meet again.
So, it's a penalty game again.
Can you hold hands with me?
I'm really scared.
It's not a PK match.
I'm really scared.
Can you hold hands with me?
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
Hurry up and show me your face. It's dangerous.
It's dangerous.
Why is it 6.63kg?
We'll hold hands with you.
It's the same order as the first and second rounds.
It's a heavy item competition.
It's finally the last round of the third round.
The topic is...
Heavy shoes.
Shoes?
You want to find heavy shoes, right?
Yes.
But it's hard to find them.
You're good.
As expected of a cartoonist.
Thank you.
So, it's the third round.
"Find heavy shoes" starts now.
It's cold.
It's because you took a bath in advance.
Are you working in the field?
I think it's heavy because it has steel plates in it.
Kazuga is aiming for safety shoes.
Are the materials heavy?
For example, wood and steel.
It looks like a foreign armor.
It's an armor.
Kazuga is aiming for a Western armor.
And Kano is...
I looked at Hama-san's feet when we talked.
His shoes looked heavy.
I thought Hama-san's shoes would be good.
But I didn't know that he wore shoes that looked heavy to protect his feet.
So, let's go to the place where each of them seems to be for sale.
First of all, Kano came to a martial arts specialty store.
Then...
What? This one?
Yes.
Wow, it's heavy!
What is it? Is it really there?
Anyway, let's get this one.
I think it's quite powerful.
On the other hand, Hashimoto is looking for safety shoes.
I think it's heavy like this.
Oh, it's good!
If you wear it like this, you can wear it with steel shoes.
Oh, it's good! Thank you very much!
It's heavy!
Then, Kasuga came to borrow a western armor.
What is it?
You can put it here.
Oh, I see.
You can put it here.
There are no iron shoes, right?
No shoes or boots.
I see.
Kasuga came here and made a mistake.
The foot of the armor was not for wearing, but for putting it on from above.
If it was connected, it would have been quite heavy.
It's not good. We don't have much time.
Let's go.
If we leave it like this, we will become sneakers we are wearing now.
It looks heavy!
Then, one hour and thirty minutes from the start.
The first one who came back was...
Oh, he came back!
Three times in a row, heavy shoes!
First of all, Hashimoto came back.
It's not good.
This is also the heaviest in Shinjuku.
The heaviest in Shinjuku?
Its weight is...
It's heavy.
It's heavy!
2.63kg!
How is it?
It's heavy!
Let's see what the other two have.
Next is Kano-san!
I see!
What do you have?
It looks heavy!
It's very heavy!
It looks like it can walk.
It's made of iron.
I see!
That's a great idea!
Its weight is...
5.12kg!
And before the end of the show,
Kasuga's shoes came last.
Thank you for waiting!
Kasuga-san, good luck!
Thank you!
Well...
I see!
I have to be careful.
What's this?
What did Kasuga borrow from Dodamba?
Ski boots that are out of season.
But it doesn't look heavy.
I think it's light, too.
Because you do sports with it.
But it's heavy.
But it's heavy and you lose weight.
That's right!
How heavy is it?
It's heavier than Kano-san's shoes!
I'll beat you!
So, here are the results.
In the end, Kano escaped from danger for the first time.
And for Hashimoto, who was in danger...
I didn't win three times in a row, Hashimoto-san!
I'm sorry!
Thank you!
Let's go!
It's the third time!
It's heavy!
Can you feel it?
It's heavy!
This is bad!
This is an accident!
This is serious!
This is bad!
Look at the mark on his hand!
So, this is the total weight of the third round.
Hashimoto, who made a water leak with a bottle, was in first place.
I see.
He was hit by a real bottle.
I'm scared of being hit like this.
I don't agree with you.
This is my special move.
You're using it on your own.
He has 230kg.
I have to breathe when I sleep.
Otherwise, I can't sleep.
I'll stop.
If it's that big, I want it to be that big.
I didn't need that information.
This is serious.
Next week...
If he was scared, no one would sit next to him.
And...
If he was in a hospital, 80% of people would look for him.
And...
If he was walking with a bottle in his hand,
it would be impossible for him to walk.