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"A Little Better Than That", everyone, thank you for coming!
Then, let's go!
First of all, the first presenter is this person! Please come in!
Thank you!
I'm Hamada!
Thank you!
And you are?
Thank you very much!
Aren't you Hamada's woman?
That's right!
You are Hamada's woman, aren't you?
Why do you call me "old man"!?
You are too close!
What do you think of me?
No, no, no!
This time, what I brought with me is a theory about plastic surgery!
Today, you all have double eyelids, don't you?
Don't you?
Oh, is that so?
Well, it's a little hard to say, but is there anyone who can adjust it?
Open your eyes!
You won't say it even if you have it, will you?
Then, please have a look at this!
Oh, it's me!
It's me!
It's cute, isn't it?
What is it!?
I was caught in an escape!
It's true!
Look at this!
It's a portrait!
Oh, it's a portrait!
Portrait!?
Now!?
Huh!?
This is a little weird, isn't it?
Huh!?
I'm not doing it!
Why do you do something that no one benefits from?
No, I don't know!
Wait a minute! Can I really see it?
Look at it!
It's close!
Huh!?
Please close your eyes for a moment!
Is it done?
I think it's done!
What are you doing?
What happened to make it double?
I don't know.
It's an age.
It's getting old.
It's impossible.
What kind of theory is that?
It's impossible.
The theory I brought this time is this.
A theory that no one forms from double to single.
I see.
It's the opposite pattern.
I see.
Are there people who reverse-form from double to single?
A thorough investigation!
And!
The world's first true prank!
I'm Kome-san. I'm a weekly woman.
I thought it would be a prank with a scandal.
It's true.
Everything is true!
The reaction is...
And for a comedian who doesn't like big cuts and is drunk,
a theory that no soft serve ice cream is sold
and a theory that it doesn't exist!
Do you get it?!
Does anyone form double eyelids from single eyelids?
Isn't it right?
Generally, people who double eyelid from single eyelid is what is usually called "beauty shape".
Is there anyone who does it?
Stop it with this picture!
So, let's start the inquiry survey of the beauty surgeon.
Why are you doing this?
First of all, we interviewed this clinic.
We asked the story of Kamakura-sensei, a veteran of 18 years of beauty plastic surgery career.
Have you ever had a surgery from two people to one person?
No, I haven't.
Not even one person?
Not even one person.
And if you ask me if you can do it alone, it's quite difficult.
There is no such surgery in textbooks, so it's much easier to do it alone.
As expected, there wasn't one.
And it seems that the surgery itself is also difficult.
But since it's a big deal, we asked him about it.
Is there any plastic surgery you think is unusual among the ones you've had?
As a real pattern, there are many men who want to make so-called "butt cheeks".
"Butt cheeks" plastic surgery.
It was an order to want to be like a Hollywood actor.
How is such a "butt cheek" made?
Specifically, hyaluronic acid is added and put in as if it were born on purpose.
Don't put it in the middle, put it left and right and do it.
Since it is hyaluronic acid, it will be absorbed.
For about a year.
Is that so?
Yes.
In addition, there are other rare plastic surgeries.
It was a woman's plastic surgery, but it was a slight bulge.
I want to make it look like "komochishi-shamo".
"Komochishi-shamo" plastic surgery.
Can you do that?
It's slow, but I want to make it thicker.
It's not fat retention, but there's a request to want to inject fat and put it in.
I've had a shoot.
I felt like it was a waste of money.
Next, we asked this clinic.
Yamamoto sensei with 24 years of experience in plastic surgery.
We don't have it.
Do you know anyone who does it?
No, I don't know anyone who does it.
Oh, really?
Yes.
We couldn't get any information about it.
But when we asked about rare plastic surgery...
She had a tattoo in her male genitalia.
She had a woman's name before she separated from her.
You included it in there?
In English...
I think it was "emiko".
You can't see it normally.
But when you're excited, you can see her name.
So we asked them to delete only her previous name.
That was our order.
Her previous name "emiko" was deleted.
You can't see it normally.
But when you're excited, you can see it.
So we were able to make it look like a black pattern.
That's amazing.
I'm sure there are many people like her.
I know who you are!
Next...
I don't know anyone like her.
We couldn't get any information about plastic surgery from one patient to another.
Dr. Maruyama performed a rare plastic surgery.
There is a man who wants to get rid of his nipples.
What? Why?
He wants to get rid of his nipples.
What do you mean?
For example, when men wear shirts,
there are people whose nipples stand out.
There are quite a few people who don't like it.
Plastic surgery to prevent nipples from standing out.
What are you going to do?
The procedure is as follows.
First of all, slice the tip of the nipple thinly and slice it at the root and stick the tip of the skin on it and sew it.
Oh, I see. It's not like you're losing it, is it?
If you look at it from the front, it's a nipple, but if you look at it from the side, there's no unevenness.
It's fashionable.
I really don't like the sound of shirts.
There are other rare forms of fashion like that.
He liked running.
And when he was running, there was a person who wanted to make his nipple smaller because it was in the way.
What?
I want you to make it sporty.
What do you mean?
Sporty?
I want you to make it small and compact.
What?
Sporty?
Sporty nipple.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Cut it and sew it up and make it smaller.
It actually looks refreshing, so I said, "Thank you for your help."
Thank you for your help.
After that, he continued his investigation.
There are quite a few Chinese people who come to Japan for nipples.
Chinese people put in a lot of money and hyaluronic acid to make nipples.
Chinese people's nipple molding.
In addition, there is only one person who wants to shorten the men's period.
Why?
Octoabry's short-term sex life.
Why do you have such a long-term life?
I think it's very difficult for women to doubt their nipples.
That doubtful energy is too strong, and if you make it smaller, you won't doubt it.
So I decided to make it smaller and shorter.
How much does it cost?
It's about the same as elementary school students' nipples.
What? Can you do it?
He even jumped up to a ridiculous rare nipple molding, but in the meantime...
Professor, I'm looking for a professor who made two nipples into one.
Yes, there are people who want to mold two nipples into one.
What? Are there?
Yes.
Finally, he found a person who had been his original purpose.
It's finally here.
Moreover...
I'm going to have an operation next time.
From now on...
Surprisingly, he has an operation in two weeks.
It's a perfect timing.
There, the professor asked for permission to interview him.
The next day, he will talk to him.
Hello.
Hello. Nice to meet you.
This is a Chinese woman who has been molded from two nipples to one nipple.
Her name is Liu Yin-san, 34 years old.
Liu-san, why?
Her eyelids are clearly two nipples.
I heard that you are molded from two nipples to one nipple.
It's originally one nipple.
What?
It's originally one nipple.
What's going on?
How old is she?
I think she's about 15 or 16 years old.
Before coming to Japan, my mother told me that it would be better for me to get a double eyelid surgery because there are a lot of people with double eyelids in Japan.
This procedure is to restore the eyelid that was formed from one to two about 18 years ago with my mother's recommendation.
But why did you decide on such a procedure?
First of all, people say, "Hey, you had an operation, didn't you?"
It's often found out.
Hey, you got eye surgery, didn't you?
I don't like it a little.
One is because the procedure performed in China is rough and it is immediately found out that it is formed around it.
And the other is...
When I was little, I'm glad I felt like that.
Because I think it was more natural and better when I was single in the past.
What am I supposed to do?
It's been a while.
It's been a week, hasn't it?
Yes, I had a surgery today.
Let's ask her how she feels right before the surgery.
I think all nurses are terrible.
That's right.
Aren't you worried at all?
No, I'm fine.
The plastic surgery Ryu will have this time is...
First of all, put a screw in the double eyelid line created in the past surgery and open your eyelids.
Pull out the thread you were putting in to form the double eyelid line.
Then, remove the foreign substance that has a habit and sew your eyelids together again.
Open your eyes.
So, the surgery finally begins.
Wow, this is amazing.
And the surgery is over in an hour.
Did she go back to her innocent eyes like in the past?
That's right.
This program is brought to you by these sponsors.
Did Ryu go back to her innocent eyes like in the past?
That's right.
It's sunny and you can't tell at all.
I was surprised.
Where is it?
I don't know.
It's sunny like this.
The scars are still fresh and at the moment, it has become a clearer double eyelid.
You, you.
I'm trying to force it back to one eye where I treated it in the past,
so it will get better in two months, right?
You've improved a lot.
It's a bigger double eyelid now than before.
It took you two months.
By the way, this is Ryu who has been in surgery for a month.
It's still sunny, but the result is positive.
We'll have to wait a little longer.
That's right.
So, it should get better by on-air.
Then why did you release it in such a hurry?
No, but for on-air...
No, no.
Because we have to wait for another two months.
No, no.
So you're going to release it when it's on-air, right?
Yes, I'm going to show you what I looked like two months ago.
Are you in such a hurry?
So, this is Ryu who has been in surgery for two months.
The swelling has gone down, but it has become a more natural double eyelid.
The swelling has gone down, and even if it doesn't become a single eyelid, I think it's better than the one I had in China.
However, the doctor says that Ryu is a late recovery type and will become a single eyelid properly in the future.
The next presenter is this person! Please come in!
Yes, this is Mr. Sabana!
Speaking of Wednesday's Downtown, I think you've done a lot of prank tests.
Well, there's a series of people you love, and a series of lectures.
You've done a lot of pranks that have been criticized a lot.
Among them, we'd like you to show us a new prank that will completely change the concept of a prank.
You've never done it before?
No, I've never done it before. I don't think I've even heard of it.
It's this!
A real prank!
What's that? What do you mean?
I've only heard of the title, and it's crazy.
If you imagine how you'd do it in a prank story, you'd get a placard.
"Prank Successful"!
If you get a placard, you'd do a prank story. You know what I mean, right?
And if you get a placard, you'd be like, "Ah, it's a prank!"
Depending on the content, you'd be like, "Ah, thank goodness! It was a prank!"
"Prank Successful"!
This time, instead of "Prank Successful" written on the placard, you'd be like, "Ah, it's a prank!"
What does that mean?
What's that?
What do you mean, you wouldn't know?
You'd pretend that everything that was happening around you was a prank, but in reality, it was a prank!
What?!
So you'd pretend that everything that was happening around you was a prank, but in reality, it was a prank!
This time, the staff of "Downtown" took a special route and wrote research on every weekly magazine.
That's scary!
They were able to get a gossip article about a certain person beforehand.
That's crazy!
That's amazing!
That person would actually get beaten up.
It's true!
If you didn't like it because you thought it would be a scandal, you'd think it was a prank.
If you thought it would be a scandal, you'd think it was a prank.
That's scary!
What's essential for this project is the reality of gossip that hasn't been revealed yet.
So, they took a special route and researched every weekly magazine.
Then, they were able to get an answer from "Weekly Women" that they were planning to write an article about a certain celebrity.
And that celebrity is...
Komiya Sanshiro.
So, on the eve of May...
"Weekly Women" reporters will interview Komiya directly at his office live show.
So, we had him shoot that scene on the show as well.
- Oh, I see. - I see.
- Oh, Komiya-san! I'm from "Weekly Women". Nice to meet you. - Oh, Komiya-san!
- Nice to meet you!
You've been saying you like kabakora for a while now,
and it seems like you're spreading your wings all the way to the countryside.
Do you remember?
- Huh? What? What? - You've been to Atami, right?
In March.
- Yeah. - It's unexpected, isn't it?
What do you think of my way of speaking?
It's like I'm telling you to come hang out in Tokyo wherever you go.
- Did it go well? - Huh? I didn't say that much.
- Oh, really? I've been hearing that voice from all over. - From all over?
- Yes. - The article that will be released this time is...
"Komiya is having fun at Atami".
That's what it's about, but...
- Do you have a business card? - Oh, business card! Yes, of course!
Oh, I'm sorry! I'm sorry for the sudden visit!
- You're so talkative! - Oh! Are you busy?
- Oh, I'm sorry! - It's a new topic.
- Oh, really? I'm sorry if you're busy! - You don't have to make it up!
- I don't know! - If it's a new topic, I'll back down!
- It's about Atami. - Oh, about Atami! Yes!
- Huh? What is this? - Huh? What do you mean?
- Oh, no, no! Well, it's part of the plan, but... - Huh? What is this?
Well, you know...
He looks pretty nervous about this sudden interview.
- Well, I do remember what you said. - You go to Atami, don't you?
- Can I talk to your manager for a second? - Oh, yes, of course!
- Oh, really? - My back hurts and my legs hurt, too.
- Oh, you don't have legs? - Even if you put it this way, it's a new story.
- The reporter's side, too.
- A new story. And "my legs hurt" is a mysterious excuse that Tomiya tries to get rid of by the reporter.
- Is that what you're planning? - No, I'm just trying to get you to say what you want to say.
- Yes, yes. Oh, I see. So you can't get anyone to say it well?
- No? - No, I don't think I can get anyone to say it.
- Oh, I see. But are you still in contact with anyone? - Yes, I am.
- Oh, I see. But I'm not in contact with anyone.
- Oh, you're not in contact with any of the people who attacked you.
- I contacted them a few times. - Oh, I'm scared!
- I contacted Noda-san, but he got away.
- Wow! - Wow, he's got someone!
- That guy! - He said his name by accident.
- But Noda-san said he got a call from you, right? - Yes.
- I think it's from LINE. - I don't use LINE.
- Oh, then it's an email, right? - Yes.
- He said he got a call from Komiya-san a few times and said he wanted to hang out with you.
- How is it? Is it going well? - Yes.
- Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry for making you busy. - Yes.
- Thank you very much.
- Wow! - Wow!
- He's depressed. - He's really depressed.
- You don't like that, do you?
Although it's their first time, it's their first assault coverage.
Don't you think the situation is still realistic?
Komiya is staring at the letter he received.
- It's been taken. - I want to die, but I can't speak.
- My legs hurt, too.
But of course, it's something he remembers.
- Turn it around.
- He's staring at the letter all the time.
As he calms down and swallows the situation...
It's easy to understand, and he's drooling.
And then, he called his manager and told him what happened.
What you said is true, isn't it?
From now on...
What you said is true, isn't it?
With a shock that the article would be released,
this day ended.
One night after the attack on "weekly" magazine,
"I want to confirm the truth about the article," said Komiya, who was called by the manager to the office.
Footage is heavy.
We also got a call in advance and had a hidden camera installed.
It's a great shock.
After all, the article will be released. Maybe next week or something like that.
Atami
When was this?
Maybe last month or something like that.
Noda-san and two people went on a trip.
They went on a trip and came back at night.
But Noda-san said he wanted to go.
Noda-san said he wanted to go.
It's like a child.
What the reporter said is,
he met a girl from Ogikubo,
and exchanged contacts.
Noda-san?
He exchanged his number.
When Noda-san was around.
Noda-san was also there.
It's okay if it's a joke.
"I am Noda," said senior entertainer Onigashima.
Komiya tries to save himself as much as possible.
After all, in this life,
the fact that I have a female relationship
will be on this article.
If it's a little more extreme, it may be affected by commercials and sponsors, and regular programs I'm doing now.
Well, it's late at night.
It's not very good.
Late at night?
If it's late at night, it's fine, right?
It's a little more impolite behavior.
Komiya gets angry and has no choice but to nod.
However, once the manager removes his seat...
What are you going to do?
I'll go for a while.
That's right.
You're independent.
I'll go to the store.
I'll go to the house.
Such a big deal?
How did you live your life?
You can't do anything.
Why do you say like this?
With his very clear speech, dissatisfaction exploded.
And...
Between us, we're more like characters.
More like food.
Don't say like that.
I'm going to play with my partner who has nothing to do with me.
I don't want to say anything personal.
So, I'm going to play with you.
I'll ask Tomita-san about it.
The article will be released.
I think it will be released next week.
Please be prepared for it.
But, in a realistic way, they were quite depressed.
From now on, they'll make a big deal out of it,
so that the final announcement will live on.
In fact, it's not an article.
It's a TV prank project.
A strategy to reassure viewers.
I see.
The first trick to block a TV prank is...
A fake coverage of a fake program.
It's amazing.
It's called "Cupid Talk of Love".
"Cupid Talk of Love"?
We invite guests to our studio every time,
and solve their problems with love.
It's a talk variety program.
We'd like you to ask us some questions.
Please watch our program.
That's what the coverage of "Cupid Talk of Love" should be like.
I think you often go to the countryside, but when you go to the countryside, do you like to play or go to hot springs or go camping?
I like camping itself.
I like it.
I like it because I want to drink with women.
I've been there and there.
I see.
You'll definitely show up there, won't you?
I think it's an influence talk.
Is that so?
What's so interesting about the song?
I don't like it very much.
I hate it.
Akara didn't think of the content linked to this incident and said, "Thank you."
And...
I don't know what to do with my hands.
Look for the camera!
Look for it!
Look for the camera!
Wow!
Looking around...
He found the camera!
And...
It's easy to understand.
It seems that he misunderstood that the article would be released as a prank.
This is interesting.
Finally...
A man suspected of being a prankster.
Onigashima I am Noda invites him to dinner and sets up a prank story-style place.
And...
What?
Are you looking for something?
What is it?
No, no, no.
And...
He said, "I know what you're doing, so tell me a prank story."
And...
Do you know anything?
I know nothing.
Do you know anything?
I know Atami.
Who?
A girl...
She tried to leak something.
What?
What is it?
She...
She leaked it...
She was attacked.
What?
Komiya, who is naturally bad at acting and is confident about pranks.
So...
This is where this project finally begins.
It's finally time for "The Truth".
This program was brought to you by these sponsors.
You're talking too little.
What?
You're talking too little.
No, I'm not.
We'll be waiting for your article.
Komiya, who thinks this is a prank...
Finally...
The truth will be revealed.
She woke up.
I was surprised.
Since the staff has entered with the camera, there is a chance of being pranked.
How was it?
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
What?
I'm really sorry.
I don't know what to say.
You don't know what to say?
It wasn't very good.
I'm sorry for realizing the prank.
He apologizes from a slightly higher perspective.
He really didn't notice anything.
By the way...
What is it?
You have a signboard.
I don't know what it is.
It's like you went to Kome-san's hot cabbage restaurant and had fun.
There is an article about it.
That article is actually...
It's true.
Wait a minute. What do you mean?
It's in "Weekly Women".
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. What do you mean?
What is "true"?
What is this?
It's true.
So we're here to tell you that we're in an article.
We're not in a prank, are we?
No, we're not.
Is it "true"? No, it's not.
What is "true"?
It's "true".
It's a prank, right?
No, it's not.
What is "true"?
Are we in an article?
It's "true".
What?
It's "true".
What is "true"?
I don't know what you're talking about.
What is "true"?
Again, there's an article about us playing around in an Atami cabaret club.
The agency was angry about it, too.
That's crazy.
What is "true"?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I've never seen this before.
It's "true".
Is it a prank?
It's not a prank.
What is this?
We're here to tell you the truth in a prank format.
Is there a prank like this?
It's not a prank.
It's a prank, right?
It's a prank to say "thank goodness" and drink with everyone, right?
It's a prank, right?
It's not a prank.
Is it okay for you to leave me alone like this?
Just rub me out like this.
You're looking at me like crazy.
That's true.
Wait for me.
My head is a mess.
I don't want to go home.
Wait for me.
Is it true?
What is this?
So, it's all true.
This is also in the news.
Yes.
In "Air", there is also a weekly article about Komiya.
The article itself is not a big deal.
It's not a big deal.
There are also many bad things about Komiya.
There are.
Komiya is amazing.
I agree with you.
She found the camera and smiled.
As an entertainer, you can't do that much, can you?
If you are an entertainer...
If you think you might lose the clock...
But you have to get on it and smile that much...
You can't...
You are really "the human"...
Komiya-kun is...
What kind of new story was it?
What kind of new story did you tell me that day?
Next, we will introduce and verify various theories in the world...
"Everyone's theory corner"...
Tonight's presenter is...
Hello, everyone!
Thank you for having me!
I came here today, but...
"I came here, but"...
I came here because I was nervous...
Why are you so nervous?
No, no...
It's my first time...
"I came here, but"...
What kind of line is it?
"I want to die"...
Matsumoto-san...
In "One Grand Prix"...
"Big show"...
I think you have seen many people in "big show"...
Where do you judge "this guy is good at it"?
Surprisingly...
To be honest...
I sometimes say "he is good at it" more than "he is good at it"...
You don't?
I see!
I say "he is good at it" more than "he is good at it"...
I can't say it in one night, but...
I sometimes say "he is good at it" more than "he is good at it"...
You might say it more than "he is good at it"...
Yes, you might say it more than "he is good at it"...
That's why Goto-san said it...
Sorry, I said it with you two...
Calm down!
I am not the "professor"...
You two can ask me!
You two can say it!
Today, we will talk about a theory that...
Even a comedian who is not good at "big show"...
Can be funny!
It is this!
A comedian who is not good at "big show"...
Is more funny when he is drunk!
I see!
It is better to extend the shadow!
That's right!
A comedian who is not good at "big show"...
Is more funny when he is drunk!
Aiseki-Queen has been decided!
This time, as part of a fake show,
these big-cut celebrities will enjoy drinking alcohol.
Shikotama will get drunk and be challenged by a big-cut celebrity.
Let's do it!
Are you sure you don't want to do it?
Yes, let's do it!
The big-cut celebrities are not good at drinking, but they are good at drinking.
And...
I'll do it in the future!
Fukuoka!
Nagasaki!
No, Makata!
They kept drinking for three hours.
They were completely drunk.
I want to travel alone.
These big-cut celebrities are not good at drinking, but they are good at drinking.
Open it! Open it!
It smells good!
We've been waiting for you!
No, no, everyone! We've been waiting for you!
What do you mean?
No, no, no!
What is it? What is it?
Has it already started?
What is it? What is it?
No, no!
Wait a minute!
What is it?
Kasuga-san, please have a seat.
For now, please have a seat.
What is it?
Wait a minute!
You're really good at it!
You're really good!
Thank you!
You're really good at it!
What is it?
You're really good at it!
Wait a minute!
What is it? What is it?
What is it?
No, look!
Everyone's favorite...
What is it? What is it?
... female genitalia!
Sit down!
Yes, sit down!
So, what is the theory?
Oh! Answer the quiz!
Answer the quiz because you're drunk!
I see!
Waiwai is answering the quiz!
He's answering it!
Ah, I see!
He's enjoying it!
I'm drunk!
Shall we have a big drink?!
Huh?! What did you say?!
Shall we have a big drink?!
You're not drunk, are you?!
You're sharp!
So, in this verification test,
those who are not good at drinking and are drunk will have an interesting conversation!
Wait a minute!
Thank you!
Wait a minute!
You're sharp!
I'm a little worried.
What do you mean?
Do you have a big drink in this state?
Yes, I'm drinking a strong big drink.
Is this a program now?
Hey, you know it, don't you?
It's a big drink!
It's a strong big drink!
By the way, whether the big drink answer was interesting or not will be judged on the spot!
Is it really more interesting to be drunk?!
Sharp Big Drink Start!
Let's go! The first question is...
Shikona Rikishi, who retired from his debut 10 years ago without winning a single game, is...
This is good, isn't it?
I can't do it all of a sudden.
Wow, he's fast.
He's fast.
Which one? This one? This one?
I'll do it. I'll do it. I did it. I did it.
Yes! Otake-san, let's go!
Yes!
Rikishi's Shikona is...
Sweet shrimp!
That was close! You said it in a good way!
I could have said "shrimp" in kanji.
I see.
Oh, I see.
Yes.
Why are you studying?!
Because you're my senior.
Damn it!
Well, well, well!
Rikishi's Shikona, please tell us!
Stoic!
I see! That's not it.
Yes!
Yes! Kasuka-san, let's go!
Rikishi's Shikona, who retired from his debut 10 years ago without winning a single game, is...
Osumou-chan!
Yes! Otake-san...
His momentum is good.
It's good, isn't it?
Yes!
I got it! Yes, yes, yes!
Yes, yes!
If it were Shirafu, he wouldn't have come out,
was the answer.
Otake got a point.
Are you still stretching it?
And the next topic is...
Before going to Onigashima, what mail did Momotaro send to Oni?
Please think about it!
Is he out of his mind or something like that?
He's out of his mind.
Eh? Onigashima...
We're going to Onigashima, aren't we?
You understand, don't you?
Yes!
Yes! Kasuka-san, let's go!
Yes!
Can four of you join us today?
It's good, isn't it?
It's good!
It's good, isn't it?
Among the three of them, Kasuka, who is still in the early stages of his recovery,
got a point for his correct answer.
That's embarrassing, too.
"Ramen Town" has been revived by "Marumaru and Marumaru" and their combination is...
I can't believe it.
This is the only combination I have.
"Downtown"'s new combination is...
"Golden Hair Yabuza".
Is it OK?
This guy is...
But you're wearing white, aren't you?
Help me.
"Avaleru-kun", "Downtown-san", "Masako-no-kaime" and their combination is...
Violence.
Is it OK?
When I saw it, I thought you were really going to do it.
Why? I can't help it.
It's like an idiot's arm roll.
"otaketsu-san", "downtown-san", and their new combination is...
Are they different characters?
"Mune-ri-ku", "Mono-ri-ku"?
It's funny.
"Mune-ri-ku", "Mono-ri-ku"?
Let me tell you that they're different characters.
"Suddenly-sold-photo-book", "Whose photo book is it?"
OK, OK, OK.
Let's say "bang, bang, bang".
What was it?
Take a look at it yourself.
Yes, please.
Turn it upside down.
I'm sorry, but I'm going to pee.
What?
Are you going to pee?
I'm sorry.
It's dangerous.
By the way, what is it?
I'm not drunk.
If you're drunk, go ahead and go.
Go ahead and go.
We're the only ones who know the answer.
Tell us what it is.
I'll give you a hint, Kawashima-san.
What is it?
I won't give you a hint.
I'll give you an answer like "this is the correct answer".
I'm a legend.
You're not a legend.
I'm a legend, but I've never lost.
"Suddenly-sold-photo-book".
It's not "suddenly-sold-photo-book".
It's "Max and Lena".
Go somewhere realistic.
Go somewhere realistic like this.
As you can see, each of them has gained points so far.
And the last question is...
Your nickname is 'stinky old man', what is the reason for that?
What did you say?
Yes, Kasuga-san, please.
Stinky old man.
Bullson-chan.
It has alcohol in it.
It's not "ping-pong", it's "ping-pong".
Make it "goo".
Oh, I see.
Okay, let's do it.
Please.
What is your favorite comedian?
Hidecha.
Is it okay?
Be brave.
There are various Hidechas.
I think Hidechas are good.
Everyone thinks Hidechas are good.
And if you get a ping-pong ball, you will be beaten up.
No, no, no.
So, when you drink alcohol, you get excited.
I don't like it.
I just want you to know that you are drinking alcohol.
Yes.
I'm not serious.
Yes.
I'm serious.
Yes, of course.
So, I don't think you are violent.
That's fine.
There is one more thing.
Yes.
Of course, there are people who go to high-speed roads.
High-speed roads?
I think there are people who go to high-speed roads.
I think there are people who go to high-speed roads, of course.
What are you talking about?
I think there are people who do go there.
I mean people who ride high-speed roads.
Yes, there are people who ride high-speed roads.
That's true.
At that time, people go to service areas.
People get drunk there.
Yes, they do.
When you get drunk, there are many types of food in service areas.
There is one standard type of food that everyone eats.
American dog.
American.
Jagabe. Jagabe.
Jagabe.
It's like a potato with bacon and a mouth.
Can I ask you a standard one?
It's pretty standard.
It's a question mark.
It's a special one.
Melon bread?
Melon bread.
How is it?
Soft cream.
I have a strong image of soft cream in service areas.
It's everywhere.
This theory is this.
There is no such thing as soft cream in service areas.
I think soft cream is everywhere.
Verify the theory that soft cream is not sold in service areas.
So...
These people will cooperate with us in this verification.
This time, in addition to soft cream, we will also investigate the classic American dog melon bread.
Three people will visit one service area of the Tomei Expressway one by one and check if the familiar Sanshina is sold there.
I'd like to ask you about your first hope.
I think it's American dog, but it's always soft cream.
Based on each hope, the person in charge will decide as you can see.
The winner of the person who was sold to the service area where the product is sold will be eliminated at that point.
So, if you choose a product for a long time, you can be on TV for a long time, right?
That's right.
So...
First place.
To the north-east parking area.
Are you married?
I'm married.
I see.
You have a daughter, right?
She's five years old.
What I'm doing now is ballet, gymnastics, and judo.
Ballet and judo...
They're both in Taikyoku.
That's right.
Ballet in the morning and judo in the evening on Saturdays.
That's a lot of things you can do.
While they were running, they arrived at the north-east parking area.
I think it's here.
I don't think it'll be eliminated from the first shot.
So, they started investigating.
And then...
There's a bakery!
There's melon bread.
There is!
All right!
There is!
I had melon bread for lunch.
I saw it first.
That's nice.
I'm a little worried.
What's that?
Shoraibold!
There it is!
Look under it!
What is it? American dog for 200 yen!
There it is!
At once, soft serve ice cream and American dog are cleared.
Thank you for the meal!
Do you eat it up?
It's so good!
It's hard to buy it.
Since it's so good,
it's a fusion of good and bad.
Next, we arrived at the service area.
It can't be helped.
First of all, Morita easily cleared with his specialty shrimp melon bread.
In one day, it sold about 27,000 melon breads.
Did it sell well?
The number of melon breads sold was so high that it was certified by Guinness World Records.
And then...
Newberry melon.
American dog.
There it is!
This time, all three melons were cleared.
How is it? The world's best taste.
It's totally different from the last one.
Which one is better?
This one is better.
It's weird that it's not all the way in,
but it's really good.
Umano-sato!
However, Morita lost his point.
Are you full?
I'm a little full.
He seems to be getting full quickly.
By the way, the product sold this time must be eaten by the person in charge.
I'm getting full.
And in the next three places, in the parking area in the middle of the road,
Oh, it's double! American dog!
Soft green, too!
Yes!
Tsuneda and Akatsu, who found it easily,
Well, melon bread is inside, so definitely.
I'm not here.
monitor looking for inside
Then
Oh no, it's bread
No way
Custard, cream bread, cream bread, cream bread
Is it gone?
This is a dead end
Unfortunately, it's not sold
Thank you for your hard work
No way!
It's sold out
No way! Really?
Can we stay in the car and talk all the time?
Yes, please
So, in the third parking area, melon bread Morita is gone
Melon bread Morita
And after that
I'm used to it
Can we exchange it once?
No
Umaru
Kakuryu
And they're clearing it well
Good
Are you okay?
They're getting full
Meanwhile, in the seventh parking area
The second person to be eliminated is
Do you have American dogs?
We don't have American dogs
What?
Really?
We have a lot of American dogs
Really?
So
American dog Akatsu is eliminated
At last, soft serve ice cream Tsuneda is left alone
8th location, Fujikawa service area
Soft serve ice cream that was sold here as well
After tasting it somehow
After that as well
Soft serve ice cream that is sold non-stop in visiting service area
After eating non-stop
9 hours since shooting started
10 pieces of ice cream
Best
Don't waste it.
If you win, you lose.
Tsuneda finally realized this unreasonable structure.
And...
We arrived at the 11th place, Ogasa parking area.
It's completely dark around here.
It's already night.
Do you have it?
Let's have it.
Are you tired?
She said, so we looked for it in the service area.
Do you have it?
But we couldn't find it.
Do you have ice cream here?
We don't have it.
(No ice cream)
That's all for today.
- That's it? - Yes.
- No ice cream? - No.
(No ice cream)
By the way, why don't you sell ice cream here?
We used to sell ice cream here.
But since February of this year...
I'm sorry for this situation.
- No problem. - Even if you don't have it...
Tsuneda, you won.
All right!
By the way, when we passed this Ogasa parking area,
we couldn't stop at Kagoshima prefecture's Sakurajima service area.
- That's all. - Yes.
- As a result... - Yes.
I should have asked you over the phone.
- I should have asked you over the phone. - That's right.
But I feel sorry for you, Tsuneda-san.
You ate a lot of ice cream.
How was it, everyone?
- Ice cream has a lot of flavors. - Yes.
- Like strawberry. - It's fun.
It's fun, isn't it?
I hope we can eat it together next time.
That's all for today!
Thank you very much!
Next week, Jojo's iron fighting system life again.
The next stage is the ruins of Yamaoku.
Life of hell where you can't get out of the cage unless you lure out a substitute.
Human participation in lies and betrayal that have increased harshness.
In addition, is there a boobie lover who calls himself a boobie lover?